Jim Cornette’s Drive-Thru - Episode 420: Jim Reviews AEW Full Gear
Episode Date: November 29, 2025This week on the Drive Thru, Jim reviews AEW Full Gear 2025, as well as Tony Khan's media scrum! Plus Jim previews Survivor Series, and talks about Bret Hart saying Shawn & Vince were lovers, his ...Twitter exchanges with Ricochet & Will Ospreay, and much more! Thanks to our episode sponsors: PRIZEPICKS: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JCE and use code JCE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! SURFSHARK: Go to https://surfshark.com/JCDT or use code JCDT at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! RIDGE: Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/JCE #Ridgepod AURA FRAMES: Exclusive $45 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/JCE or use promo code JCE. Send in your question for the Drive-Thru to: CornyDriveThru@gmail.com Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Merch! https://arcadianvanguard.com/ Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Stuff falling all over the place.
Hello again, friends!
And you are our friends.
Don't leave paperwork on top of your organ.
Welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's drive-thru right here
on a wonderful fall day, almost winter.
May feel like it for some of you,
but we have an action-packed show.
Lots of big, big topics on a big, big, big show here today.
Big, big!
I'm your host, the Great Brian Lass,
and here he is,
Mr. Big Stuff himself, Jim Cornett.
A Miss Big Shot, who do you think you are?
Brian, are you using your organ as one of those spike things like they used to over at the lunch counter
at the Walgreens where they just take the check and they stick it on the thing there.
That's why your paperwork messed up your organ plate.
It started out.
It sounded more like a cruising on Lake Havasoma version.
It was a little slower.
It was almost like you.
You were just reaching up from falling down and grabbing the keyboard to try to push yourself to your feet.
And then it perked up a little bit.
Then you hit one note that came by like a rainbow bread truck careening around the corner
and smashing into a goddamn group of orphans crossing the street.
You never really got him back after that.
That's kind of my sound.
That's kind of my sound.
I don't know who you are.
Who are you to ridicule my sound?
The careening truck orphans
is the new name of that band
by the way we are trademark that
can you trademark that
I know someone who can but
careening truck orphans
All right well we'll see
Maybe we can get a guest appearance from you on the album
when we finally get in the studio
but here we are Jim a big week
we have a big show lots of things happening
Oh big big big huge big I have just given up
as we'll talk about here
a little bit later on I've given up
on a general public, trying to recognize how these people,
what the matter is with the reading comprehension,
is it a cognitive ability to process the information
that's playing out in front of you visually and audio-wise
or on the written page or the logic or lack thereof?
A lot of people just don't get it.
That's the theme for today on this show.
That's right.
Thanks for throwing it back to me, Jim.
Of course.
Yeah, well, Edman, back to you, Brian.
It's going to be a fun episode today, as I said at the top.
You know, we have episodes where we say to ourselves,
well, I guess we got some classic stuff we could talk about
because there's not a lot happening.
And then there's episodes where there's too much happening
and we got to find a way to...
Cram it all in.
That's right.
And that's one of the episodes...
Pack it all in.
We're going to pack this fudge as tightly as we can.
I wouldn't phrase it like that, but you know who packs things all the time?
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But many people want to hold this, Brian, in their hand.
It's like your organ when you hold it in your hand.
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Does anyone...
Congratulations, little pizmo on your hernia surgery.
You know, I told you somebody asked for that.
The example that I made on one of the shows was,
it was like, to a little pizmo,
congratulations on your bowel movement,
and somebody asked for that personalization.
but I'm a customer pleaser, Brian, you were going to say something or just speak?
Does anyone request no autograph?
Like, they just want a copy they're going to read and leave around.
They don't have to worry about protecting an autograph?
Are they twice so far out of about 3,500 copies of the book?
Does anyone request you write, like, don't smudge this?
Well, no, that's kind of self-explanatory.
That is, they might sometimes, there is a character limit for fucks,
say could people were wanting me to write goddamn
especially on the action figures where they ain't a lot of room on the front
want me to write goddamn passages from Mark Twain and shit
I don't fucking know and so Hotchka's put a character limit on there
because there is some it disfigures after a while
if you just write all over anything a picture fucking whatever
but what was your question
I think you answered it well there you go see
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we're getting out, turning out quicker. That's right. And each and every day, we still have
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arriving of their inscription. So it's a popular holiday support. You know what I haven't seen?
I don't, maybe is this a bad sign, Brian? Everybody is so happy to get it and they take the picture.
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and they have gotten it but then they never
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Jim we have a whole lot going on
you know it's late November yet there's
gardener somewhere scooping up.
Jesus Christ. It's pissing me off. It's
pissing me off today. You know what? When the snow
removal services in February start
making the same noise, I'm thinking
you're going to need to go for some kind of brain scan. I could deal with them.
I hope they come by. I can deal with them.
As I said before, we have an action-packed episode. We have a lot to
get to. The AW pay-per-view was filled with.
highlights that everyone wants to hear your thoughts on.
Why don't we start with Brett Hart?
That was a left turn at Albuquerque.
He wasn't on the AEW pay-per-view,
but no, he was somewhere, someplace here lately.
I've seen some of the comments, and we'll go ahead.
Well, Brett Hart, the hero we all need in these times,
is on his, I don't give a fuck any more.
Mortor, where he just says all these things, and you're just amazed that he's saying it's so
nonchalantly. He apparently was in Montreal. To be fair, almost everything Brett says is nonchalantly.
And that's, that's not a knock. It's just his demeanor. I want to say this was in Montreal.
It's for a podcast. I'm not familiar with the Johnny I Pro show. I don't know if it's a wrestling
show or just whatever, but Brett Hart was asked about or was talking about. I
don't know how this came up.
Sean Michaels and Vince McMahon, again,
one of those topics that he gets asked about a lot because of Montreal
and the famous problems, the fight backstage,
Vince's role in everything.
Well, enumerate the fight where Brett knocked Vince out backstage
or the fight where Brett stretched Sean backstay.
There were a number of incidents.
So, I mean, just so we don't narrow anything down.
And over the years, and we'll talk about this after this clip,
we've heard various wrestlers at various times
usually people disgruntled with WWE if we're going to be fair
but still they would say
they didn't like the click
and maybe there was something going on with Sean and Vince
but let me play this audio again it's from the Johnny I. Pro show
here's Brett Hart talking about
Sean Michaels and Vince McMahon
I think that Sean and Vince were sleeping with each other
Well, let me stop it there real quick.
Do we need to elaborate?
I mean, he leads.
I thought the greatest opening line in history was when George Carlin came out for one of his HBO specials and said,
did you ever notice that the people are against abortion or the people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?
Well, Brett may have beat that.
And he just topped it.
He just topped it.
God damn it.
Go does go on.
Let's get more detail from Brett to hitman Hart.
Yes.
I honest, I'm just telling you, I think I'm very close to the truth here.
Sean and Vince were lovers, and that's why I'm being dead honest.
And I'm telling you.
We all know what they stand for.
They, and I just, when I look back, it's like, I got caught between two lovers.
You know, and I got...
Let me stop it there real quick.
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool.
Vince and Sean have screwed me.
They've broken all the rules.
Shafted and screwed over,
and Sean was so envious and jealous of my position
that he finally had to sleep with Vince to get it.
I tell you, I say all this with absolute...
I would say it to Sean if he was right here.
I would actually like to have Sean come clean and say, look, we were lovers.
Because I'm sure they were.
I have an absolute 100%.
If I saw either Vince or Sean here, I would say I think you guys were lovers.
I love it.
Well, there it is, Jim.
Okay, first of all, that is the most entertaining verbally
that Brett Hart has ever been in his intention.
entire public career and the timing and the fucking delivery and the now as to you know again
this is part of the issue it's a long time ago we're talking about it's not like you didn't
hear this back then because although on its face you would think that's kind of ridiculous
well but no here's the thing i yeah i heard it more from the i can't say the internet
what was the precursor of the internet?
Did they have the web TV then or whatever that was?
You heard it from the fans more than I actually heard it
when I was around these two, in their own way,
miserable fucking people every goddamn week.
Could just act physically, logistically,
there was barely a point in time
where it actually could have taken place
physically and logistically.
unless they were doing the now
Sean and Sunny in the locker room
that's been documented
but not Sean and Vince
there were people we were around Vince
24 fucking hours a day
but nevertheless
point being not in his hotel
or in many cases
Michaels was out on the road
when Vince was in Connecticut and at the TV
tapings there was they would have
had to have fucking done it
four o'clock in a morning behind a Coke machine in a middle of, I mean, it's ridiculous for somebody
not to have busted them at the time, but nevertheless, that's what I'm trying to say to you is,
now that I've heard this, because what I was going to say when I had only read the comments
that Brett made was that, you know, when you,
when there's somebody that's incredibly accomplished and talented in their chosen field and has reached the pinnacle and made money and got a claim and actually says almost everything, you know, that you agree with.
And then they just say something is just, and then the Martians landed.
And you're like, oh, fuck, why did you say that?
because now some people may think you're fucking nuts when you say other shit
that is logical and commonsensical.
But now that I hear the delivery,
which got over goddamn to this live audience wherever they may be,
I think he has some reason for winding up, as they would say across the pond,
winding up either Vince or Sean or both.
And it was just, it's just, that was an amazing fucking routine there, but I, I don't know that he can't legitimately believe that is what I'm trying to say.
But I don't want to bust up his fucking cave.
Have other wrestlers believe that in the past?
You would all.
I mean, I saw the road warrior say it in an interview in like 2002 or whatever it was.
But also, well, also, look at what other wrestlers.
have gone on record as believing since then,
in some cases,
in many cases,
it all boils down to,
I've said,
why did he fucking put up with the goddamn thing?
But I think in some kind of weird,
the thing being Sean Michaels,
in some kind of weird,
Vince way,
that boyhood dream thing
was Vince seeing himself.
He was so fix-
fucking Sean Michaels.
Yeah.
Oh, God damn it.
He didn't have a...
Sean Michaels didn't exist
when Vince was a boyhood and had a dream.
It was just a dream in the mind of boyhood
Vince McMahon, maybe.
Who knows?
As I said before,
whether it's just that it was,
he was a pet,
project through
because he was convinced
that goddamn Sean was this
was going to be the thing or whatever the fuck
for about a year and a half as I said
but no
either one of them
I just know I just I'm sorry
see it's something that I've always heard
questioned because it always comes back to
and again this is before we found that about the sexual
perversions you know beyond the
Rita Chatterton accusations we really didn't
know too much about Vince McMahon, what he was up to. But you would hear people say,
here's businessman Vince. Why is he putting up with any shit at all, let alone on a continual
basis from the second worst drawing champion he had, a baby face who did not get over to a lot
of guys. And that may be Vince's fault more than Sean's because Vince kind of turned it
into a different kind of deal that, you know, guys weren't going to get behind. But
After all that, Sean is fucked up on drugs, fucking up shows, walked out or was sent home on several occasions, and didn't draw.
People kind of rewrite history about Sean Michaels because of his comeback in the 2000s, but he wasn't a draw, and DX didn't take off until he was gone.
I would never rewritten his history either, but look at Ultimate Warrior.
Somebody just tweeted the contract the other day.
Vince tried to give him
after what that last time
so he wouldn't go to fucking
WCW and bomb out there too
and he was going to get the biggest
his pet projects
whether the warrior
fulfilled his bodybuilding
dreams or
Sean Michaels fulfilled
Vince's
now apparent
horrible self-image
of being a
trashy abused kid
from a fucking trailer park
or whatever his goddamn mind fuck was now, in hindsight,
his pet project, he put up with all kinds of shit.
But I don't think he was blowing warrior either.
Well, there's always been people who think that, but...
And also, by the way, Michael's may have, you know,
beaten fucking Wilts Chamberlain for a number of women
that he may have fucked around with on the road,
but again, the guys in every territory since the dawn of time
have tried to come up with the story to justify why that somebody has the spot they want
or won't give them the spot they want.
For years, a bunch of the guys in the Tennessee territory would have whispered to you.
Well, you know, Jerry Jarrett's really Roy Welch's son, he had an offense.
with teeny until you go back and do the actual genealogical research found out that both
Jerry and his sister were born before the teeny ever was involved with the wrestling industry
or sold her first ticket at the shoe store they already existed as people and it wasn't like
she was going down to the wrestling matches so it that exists but at some point
As I said, you've got to look at, okay, I'd like to, it's like another topic we're going to talk about here later on in the program.
People will believe the most preposterous shit because they want to, because they would love for that to be the truth.
And also it's inside information or whatever.
and so they will believe preposterous shit
and I am convinced again
if Brett sounded like he was
that I don't know how old Brett is
I don't want to age him but a 60-something year old stroke victim
meandering that yeah Vincent Shaw
they were lover but no he was goddamn
he was Carlin on stage there
or some wonderful or whatever
for a fucking snappy bit.
He's got to be winding those two,
one or both of those two up.
And I heard that they've all made up in the past,
but now he don't give a shit.
And I don't think that he and Sean are in the same social circles.
And I would put that on pay-per-view
to see him,
because I believe he would actually probably do it
if he's goddamn, you know,
unless there were,
working a program together, he might very well fucking Brett say it to Sean's face.
And I would put that on paper view.
And I would put down a large check for a front row seat just to see everybody's reactions
to all of this.
Maybe that's what this is.
Maybe the Saudis paid like $100 million to get Brett versus Sean at WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia.
And this is the build.
With Vince on a pole.
He may like that.
Who knows?
Well.
If I can be serious, though, a serious question.
Do you think Triple H was fucking them too?
Oh, come on.
Do you think it was like the three of them?
Like, you know, just, hey, let's go back to an hotel.
We love the business so much.
Huff your pants.
Because why else?
Because again, it's the other guy.
Nothing else ever made sense.
Why did Triple H get the push he got when the fans didn't take to him?
And then he was shoved down everyone's throat.
He was overpushed.
Vince had a weird, at a minimum friendship,
connection with Sean and Triple H.
And I think especially people-
Triple H was Sean's friend.
Triple H was a student of the game.
Triple H would love to work out.
Triple H knew exactly in what manner
to appeal to all of Vince's interests
as a talent after
the whole curtain call thing
when he got his wrist slapped.
he is smart enough to lay back, realize the situation, and suck up to everybody for a
fucking solid year or so.
And then there you go.
Do you think Sean ever worried about making Bruce jealous?
I think Bruce was always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Did you ever see the footage of Vince McMahon giving Sean Michaels his Hall of Fame ring
when he went into the Hall of Fame?
I don't recall it, to be honest with you.
There's lots of footage like this.
You may have even seen it up close.
and in person when you were there for the Rock and Roll Express
where backstage, because he won't come out and he doesn't want people to
mention him, Vince McMahon would present people with their ring. And you have their
little moment and he'd get a picture. He presented it to Sean
and dare I say, it looked like two lovers embracing.
And they were crying and they were like hugging. It just
again, it's the Vince McMahon Hall of Fame of who he chose to put in this year.
at least that's what it was for a long time.
But I don't know.
I don't think Brett Hart did anything to kill these stories.
I think we're only going to...
You think they'll sue Brethart?
I guess that's the next question.
Oh, I've got to get into the discovery documents.
Is there a way that we can...
Can we somehow be partied to that suit?
Can we recommend an attorney?
87750, Steve.
Get even with Steve at new law office.com,
but that's the Brett.
hard update. Yeah, I have another quote here. Real quick, let's go to this. Well, yeah, because
there was a couple, see, here's the thing. I'd seen this in kind of reverse order. Like,
I'd seen like three comments from Brett, and the first one was like, yeah. And the second one,
I was like, yeah, that Brett, boy, he tells it like it is. And the third one is Sean's fucking
Vince. And I'm, what? The fuck. He's got a record of honesty. I don't know. To see what
happens there, but here's a quote. This reminded me of you a little bit, Jim. On today's
wrestling, Brett Hart said from the same interview with the, what was it, Johnny I. Pro, I see guys
throwing punches. And they open their hand at the last second and slap the guy. Why don't you
take 10 minutes and go down and have someone teach you how to throw a punch instead of
throwing that embarrassment of a punch? There you go. That is, that's something that any established
professional. It was looking at a tape
with a fucking
young, up-and-coming,
aspiring professional or somebody in school or whatever
would fucking pick out of a goddamn video
as sage professional advice.
And apparently he wasn't referring to Jay Uso
here. He's referring to Seamus.
I'd never even noticed it with Seamus, I guess, because I don't pay that
close of attention to his match. I was about saying,
Seamus kind of, you know, light bends
around him really where you don't see him even when he's there because of his paleness.
But a lot of them do it.
And he's right.
And it looks silly.
And I don't know why that because I mean, most of the guys that were spent any time, let me qualify,
most of the guys that spent any time at all in OVW back in the day did not throw an
embarrassing punch because we took the time to teach them to do it right and show them why and why
not and various and and nobody was ever hard way at anybody busted them open knocking their
teeth out or throwing the sissy slap punches it is not that fucking hard if you concentrate
they work less than ever before and they throw their punches worse than ever before it's
interesting well there are
is Jim the Brett Hart update.
But now there was something else
that he said also. Oh, what else?
Maybe I could look at it up. And I'm trying to think
of what it was.
Oh, God damn it.
I saw another quote that he had.
Well, nevertheless, check out the interview,
ladies and gentlemen. It's too fake for me,
modern wrestling. That's it.
I think that today's wrestlers are actors.
Most of them are actors pretending to be wrestlers.
And, you know, they don't actually
know how to wrestle, and they don't even know what a headlock is.
He always thought wrestling needed to actually pretend to be wrestling, as a quote.
That was the other thing that I heard, that common sense, experienced veteran,
professional opinion from a guy to high level and nothing controversial about it that I can
see.
And then he went to, and invented Sean.
Have you ever heard or even read something Brett Hart has said and said,
that's completely erroneous, that's not true?
Let me go back through my mental files.
You know, he wrote a book that was, God-
Fantastic, yeah, great play.
It was also long enough to have been co-written by Tolstoy, so I'm trying to...
It was called Beowulf II.
I can't give a blanket statement that I agree with every word.
that was in Brett Hart's thousand page book
and off the top of my head,
somebody, some wise ass will point something out,
well, he said this about you, you agree with that.
But for the most part, besides being,
and I've said this before,
I used to think during the time,
goddamn Brett's taking himself so seriously.
And then it became refreshing when he was the only one
that was taking the business seriously.
And it's been,
been entertaining that it's almost like a running punchline with and Bill Goldberg you know what
he went for lunch Brett well not what Brett Bill Goldberg gave me when he concussed me it's been
entertaining because you know fuck if a guy had kicked me in head and cost me millions of dollars
I would let people forget it either but I didn't want him to become you know like the old
guy trailing off like when Ron Wright had been drugged by Tammy Fitt
and I remember when me and Donnie were the Tennessee tag team champions.
But, you know, more often than not,
I agree with what Brett says about the wrestling business.
It's very logical.
He is a little dry because he's Canadian.
Remember, I always said Owen was the only hilarious Canadian.
In wrestling.
It will in wrestling.
Okay.
But otherwise, you know, Brent was not always joshing in his delivery, but he kind of makes point.
But, but goddamn, that was great.
Well, we'll see what more can be found out about this.
We'll see if anyone asked Sean Michaels about this.
But Jim, on the topic of Brett Hart and on the topic of what he's saying here.
Yes.
You have to wonder, Brett Hart, you know, the nonchalotness, the ease that he has saying these things and even talking about people he doesn't like,
I wonder how much of that's because of the ease of knowing he's going to pay one fee and get access to all the WWE premium live events and special events by Saturday night's main event.
And like the Survivor series about to happen, Brett Hart is in case.
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Well, Jim, speaking of teaming up and speaking of the Survivor Series,
why don't we do a quick preview of the Survivor Series war games coming up from San Diego,
California, this coming weekend, November 29th, 2025.
That is a Saturday, as of this moment.
Jim, let's talk about this.
There is a bill before Congress to change that, right?
It'll be then Thursday afternoon.
I don't think Congress can get anything done that.
quickly, so I think we're safe.
Jim, this will be at Petco Park.
This is a big event.
Here's another thing.
How about, you know,
the L.A. Olympic
Auditorium or the Los Angeles
Memorial Coliseum
or New York's Madison Square Garden.
Now we've come down to Petco Park.
It sounds literally like a field of
rabbits and
gerbils and oscillots.
and all kinds of rodenting
the badgers and the beavers
and all the other things are just running around
in the Petco Park
with birds.
That's two straight segments of mentions
of gerbils and rabbits, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, they were just, they were on my mind.
The little furry creatures can be running around
in the park from Petco,
not a goddamn sports arena or a stadium.
Well, Jim, as we are
recording, and Monday Night Raw is not taking place yet, there's only four matches announced so far
for this card.
Good Lord.
So let's go through this list here.
So again, we're swinging a pendulum from one extreme to the other.
The goddamn matches won't stop on one side, and they won't even start on the other side.
You gotta think they're going to add at least one, maybe two matches.
I think they were setting up maybe a multi-man, potentially Survivor Series match on the,
on Smackdown.
but here's the card so far, Jim.
Yeah.
For the Women's World Championship,
Stephanie Vakere, the champion,
versus Nikki Bella.
Oh, Jesus Christ,
we haven't paid close attention
to the last couple of weeks.
Where did she come from?
Well, I know where she came from.
Where's she been?
I know where she's been.
Why is she back?
I assume you're talking about Nikki Bella?
Yes.
Well, I must say,
this is the best she's ever looked.
she's aged really well
Nikki Bella came back again as a baby face
to help her friend
I guess that was a compliment
No she looks great for her age
She was really good for her age
You wouldn't think she is the age
She is she looks really good for her age
How old is she?
I have no idea
You don't reveal a lady's age
That's what they say
Oh for Christ's sake
Jim
We're trying to do a professional preview here
As you ask
She returned to help Stephanie
But it was a ruse
She actually turned on Stephanie
So now Nikki Bella's a heel
Well, I gather that point, but the point is, has she ever been any good?
Have I seen a Bella match ever?
I mean, you must have.
You've definitely seen them in Royal Rumbles.
I don't know if you've ever, for WrestleMania.
You can't really tell there.
WrestleMania, she worked with, was it Becky Lynch?
I bet you I didn't watch that.
So I don't know.
All right.
I'm hopeful that Stephanie Vacker will.
retain
so that
you know
she can build her dominance
her dominant streak
coming up since you
you and the rest of the fans
seem to have taken to her
so why does Nikki Bellany
to come in and horn in on things
Jim for the
Intercontinental Championship
oh you didn't make a prediction you said Stephanie
Vicarre well I hope
I hope that's what happened but I can't make
a learned prediction because I
don't know what they're doing and have little desire to learn.
For the Intercontinental Championship, the champion, John Sina, versus Dominic Mysterio.
Here we go.
Obviously, Sina, I think Sina is going to retain, and I think he's going to drop it to
Gunther on his last match in December.
What is it?
December 13th.
I believe that's what they will do to maximize what time they have left with John.
But this is going to be, I would think, an excellent match giving again,
Sena's age and he's not going to fucking fuck himself up before the last one this close,
but it's going to be a great match that people are going to go ape shit open.
And Sena will retain somehow, but I would think that,
Dominic will come out with some kind of bitch or some out so he can still be the whiny little
heel that he is.
This may be the highlight of the night.
Jim, in a women's war games match.
Which you have to watch because you have to compare it to what you just saw blood of guts.
I don't think anything can compare to what I saw at blood and guts.
Ria Ripley.
E.O. Sky.
Alexa Bliss.
Charlotte Flair.
And A.J. Lee.
Versus Nia J. J. J.X.
Lash Legend.
Oh, boy.
The Kabuki Warriors of Aska and Kyrie Seine.
And Becky Lynch.
Boy, if they'd have narrowed that down to a six-girl tag,
I think that would be just swell.
I mean, here's the problem now.
And individually, love Ria Ripley.
He has E.O. Sky is wonder if she's the genius of the sky.
But Alexa Bliss is very small, but they got Charlotte for some size.
A.J. Lee, also very small, but it's her matchback after she was the hottest thing of the summer.
And apparently from what I understand, she sold more merchandise than anybody.
did or I start to say that the wrong way.
She was in the top 10 merchandise sellers.
I don't know if it was in any order, the people that I saw.
But from one fucking match.
Boy, we saw Lash Legend a few years back on NXT.
Brian, is it good news or bad news that we haven't seen her on the main roster,
but she's been around for five years or more.
Well, she's on the main roster now.
She's got size.
She's got presents.
She was rotten.
Is she continuing to be rotten or is she better than rot?
Well, what better a place to find out than the war games?
What better place to throw a wrestler and see if they've got what it takes than the war games?
But they got Becky on their side and she's a big star.
So, all right, I know they're going to do this.
that we're going to have dinner for we have dinner.
So who's in the men's?
This may end up being better than the men's again.
Did you pick a winning team?
Oh, that's what I was going to say is the problem is
a war games match or some type of ultimate stipulation match like this
should always theoretically, logically,
and psychologically go to the baby face
because good trumps over evil.
But now that they have these gimmick matches
at regular intervals on shows
instead of coming up with,
oh, we haven't had one in three or four years,
it's perfect to peak it in this match.
Then you can't have the baby faces win every fucking time,
especially when there's two of them on one.
fucking show.
So,
again, you know,
it's always good for the baby faces
to triumph over evil
before they just get the shit kicked out of them
until people lose faith.
But who knows where they're going?
Are they going for an electrified cage next month?
Now with midgets, I have no idea.
The men's war games match.
Jim, the final match so far for Survivor Series war games.
CM Punk.
Cody Rhodes.
The Uso's comprised of J.N. Jimmy.
Well, who else are? Who else who's there?
And Roman Raines.
Versus the Vision, comprised of Braun Breaker and Bronson Reed.
Logan Paul, Drew McIntyre, and Brock Lesner,
with Paul Heyman.
And this is another...
Has there been a war games
that many main eventers packed in it
and WWE since they started doing it?
I don't think so.
That's why I'm going to say is
this one is hard to call
because you have a situation
where you really
you'd have to struggle
to figure out which team to put over
because of various reasons.
and this is not the culmination of a long program amongst everybody.
There's some long-term, Brock has dropped in like twice, right?
And otherwise, this hadn't been an ongoing thing with him,
but at the same point, if there is somebody that was going to lose on the baby-face side,
you would think it would be one of the Uso's, which is why you probably shouldn't,
do that.
Because that's what everybody would think,
and they just end up being flunkies.
But then who
does the job on the heel side?
It would probably come down
to Bronson Reed,
who's part of a package
they're trying to push regularly.
You don't want to beat Drew McIntyre again
after he's been
beating so many times already.
This ain't the time.
to beat Brock, and it depends on how they feel about Logan Paul.
So this one is up in the air, too, because this is not, each of these guys can still have
their own individual issues going on.
So it's not like it's the ultimate blow off amongst all these people, as it would have been
previously in a normal war game setups back in the day.
So the answer is, that's a great fucking main event,
which is another reason why I wouldn't have the goddamn girls do it first.
You think someone will turn on one of the baby fans?
I'm trying to see who could turn.
CM Punk ain't going to turn right now, you don't think?
Cody Rhodes wouldn't.
The Uso's, they're kind of just there right now.
Roman A-turning.
I guess we'll see what happens.
That Survivor Series war games, Jim, four matches.
I do predict that Heyman will come off the top of the cage with a fucking frog splash.
Again, you hate to encourage AI.
There are videos I saw just recently where I'm guessing someone said,
generate me the biggest, fatest, sloppiest looking, like six, seven,
600-pound person to jump off the top of cages.
And like rings are collapsing and, like, landing in the fans.
It is horrible.
And it's scary because it's AI, but I couldn't look away.
I watched it like a hundred times.
Well, I'm glad to know that you're getting productive use out of your spare time, Brian.
Well, that is the Survivor Series preview.
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Jim, why don't we talk about, before we get to the AEW pay-per-view,
why don't we get to the pre-show first, the feud that broke out on Twitter over the last few days.
where apparently the high flyers in AEW have gone to war with Jim Cornett.
Well, it's not even...
This is what I was talking about when I said,
I don't understand people's how they comprehend things
and how they believe just stupid shit that they hear
and it ought to be preposterous on the face of it
but yet they just can't get it.
So the other day, to the day, I looked at Twitter in the morning as I want to do to check and see if I need to retweet any of our YouTube clips or whatever.
And there's this video from this, whoever this site was.
And it's not anything to do with wrestling.
It's one of the, like, goofy home videos or wild things happening in traffic.
you know what I'm saying, right?
Videos.
And it just happens to be
there's these people,
there's like two or three people sitting on a couch
in this big living room
in somebody's apartment somewhere
and these other two guys
are playing wrestling.
But the thing is, they're not,
they're doing spinneroony fucking DDTs
and this one kid
is getting
he's taking full backdrops
on the floor and flat back
bumps on the floor where
he'll spring back up like they do on TV
but one time he goes back
and you could hear his head hit the floor
and he turns over and lays
there and they're right as the
guy's saying hey you all right
they cut the clip
and then they're hitting him in the head
with shit and he's taking these bumps on the
floor and then
suddenly they're out on the fucking deck
on the deck
like the two befores over the four before posts
on the fucking deck
and they're doing power bombs
on his guy
then they fling him off the porch
and he lands on cardboard
I shouldn't say porch the deck
it's on the second story
and they fling him out of that
and he lands on cardboard
and spread out over
the top of the poison ivy on the ground.
Then he splashes out the fucking window on a guy or whatever.
But apparently they couldn't,
they didn't have enough money for a table,
so they just, they use cardboard.
And this big guy picks this other guy up,
and they've got the cardboard laid out between two chairs,
and he chokeslams him through it,
It just goes right through to the floor.
It looks like it kills him.
And I'm not sure it didn't.
I think that's where the fucking deal ends, right?
And that was the video, these fucking maniacs.
And the quote on it was,
these kids have no idea that these are the fun memories
that they're going to remember for the rest of their lives
or something like that.
And so it wasn't like there was,
any, a lot of the comments I saw said, oh my God, they're going to break the big screen TV.
Jesus Christ.
You know, it wasn't any particular wrestling promotion.
They're just these morons, right?
And I retweeted this clip and I said, imagine what fun that the orthopedic surgeons are going to have.
Their memories will involve hours of surgery and massive bills.
which I didn't think was particularly inflammatory, Brian, would you say,
for any particular wrestling promotion?
In any, there was no specificity made.
No, you're speaking specifically about what they're doing in this video,
but it's not aligned with any company or anything.
No.
About these underage minors attempting to paralyze themselves, yes.
And so anyway, I tweet that out,
and I think everybody will get a good chuckle out of it.
And then I come back about five hours later.
I've been signing books.
And I come back and I'm, well, I'm in the office.
I'm going to check Twitter.
And there's thousands of fucking tweets.
There's thousands of, I got like a couple of thousands of the little hearty things, right?
But then, and I got people responding to it and say, oh, Jesus Christ, what's a matter
are these fucking people. They're all going to goddamn go to the hospital.
That type of demeanor. And then
all of the fucking people who don't follow me who you've never
see crawl out of the woodwork when they defend the flippy do stuff
were enraged that I would, this is what the business has come to.
Cornett, you're going to have to deal with it.
here the business has evolved what business
there's some fucking teenage jock-offs in their living room
throwing people out of windows
hasn't been doing any business
this is what the business
this is what the business has come to
so
anyway
they're saying that
I'm just I'm out of touch
I'm an old man I have to deal
the business is involved,
but the business of the monkey business,
as Dusty would say,
boy, they were right next to the China cabinet too.
I just looked at that again on Twitter.
And then there were people say,
you just hate fun.
You just hate fun.
You don't want anybody to have a good time.
It seems like everybody's doing this shit
to the same fucking guy.
Although a lot of this stuff is dark
and they're all kids you can't really tell.
but this guy may not have fun for fucking long.
If he continues to give himself brain damage
and misline his spine and do this goofy shit
that these other people are laughing at him
while they're doing to him.
And then there was people besides the ones who were,
I hate fun and besides what this is what the business has come to,
I said, well, I wrestled in my backyard,
We all did that as, you know, kids that age are indestructible.
No, they're fucking not.
You hear people and kids that are injured in goddamn sports incidents
and paralyzed in sports incidents nationwide
is a disturbing fucking statistic, but nevertheless,
they say, oh, we did this.
They weren't looking at the, I defy any of these motherfuckers
to actually have allowed people.
to throw them off a second floor deck
and take a flat back bump on cardboard on the ground.
They may have been backyard wrestling, Brian,
but do you think that 99.3% of these people
were doing it at that extent or not?
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah, I don't think so.
I mean, a lot of us, when we're younger,
have like wrestling matches in the backyard,
the front yard, the basement.
That's what wrestling fans who are kids do.
But it wasn't like, hey, let's do.
Let's jump off the roof.
We never did that.
And you saw this video also.
You could testify that this fucking kid's going to have some issue.
Just almost no way around it.
Physical issue.
But besides that,
some of the people said we wrestled.
Well, I did too.
I've told the stories when I was a teenager.
We had wrestling matches.
You know what?
we stuck forward objects in our trunks,
tried to hide them from the referee
for the two spectators in attendance.
And a, hey, referee, pulled my hair, you know, wrestling.
But also, no, there was a lot of stomping of the feet on the punches.
And headlock takeovers were optional sometimes,
but nobody was taking full fucking backprops
because we're on the goddamn floor.
What? We could recognize 50 years ago at the same age that we are not in what they, the wrestlers use to do this.
Therefore, what the fuck? How stupid can you be? They don't play professional football on asphalt.
So I can't identify with that mindset, except that these jackass stunted,
spot monkeys, as we'll get to shortly, have made this a thing where it's some type of
badge of honor that you can physically destroy yourself with dreams of grandeur.
It's palatable to these people that you can just do this in your backyard and then just walk
into the goddamn national television scene for hundreds of thousands and millions of dollars
because these fucking morons have some of them have done it.
But then they also say, well, Mick Foley did it and the hearties.
And they overlook that Mick Foley after he, as a teenager,
jumped off his roof onto a mattress,
actually went to a legitimate wrestling school,
Dominic Danucci's, and trained.
And it's in his book if they bother to read it.
because what these people are doing here
it's because they said
well these are the other Twitter comments from these people
well they have to learn somewhere where they're learning to bump
no they're not learning to bump because the jackass next door
is one and throwing them off the porch
how is he conveying any wisdom here jump
to fuck
I don't I what are you saying
they've got to learn to bump.
Once again, they have fostered the opinion
in people that this part of the population's minds,
then you can just fling yourself off shit
and then go be a wrestler.
It's such a simpleton's,
shallow and superficial view of what the business is
at a professional level,
that it's mind-numbing.
These people can't see fucking through it.
But the problem is,
some of the marks in the business can't see through it.
And it, again, and I'll say one more thing,
and then we'll talk about a couple people in specific
that are marks into business.
But Brian, remember they said,
that's what the business has evolved into, Cornet.
You're going to have to deal with it.
And I said, this doesn't really have anything to do with the fucking business.
TKO, the overlord conglomerathan that owns the UFC and the WW also owns the PBR, right, Brian, not Pab's Blue Ribbon, but the professional bull riding people thing place.
Yeah, right.
That's right.
Okay.
We have now people making videos in their backyards and training in their basements.
and flinging themselves through tables and furniture doing the wrestling.
And there's people on Twitter that think,
well, they've got to learn somewhere.
Is there also video?
And they say, and the business has changed.
Just deal with it.
Is there video of anybody some fucking guy down in Shepherdsville,
outside a fucking farm, climbing the fence,
finding the fucking bull and trying to ride his ass
and getting fucking gordon thrown up on the roof of the barn and people said well god damn the bull riding business is changed
does it work that way too no it does not so what is it about this so i had tweeted that yeah the surgeons
are going to have a field day and then i got about my business came back in all these comments and i
just because how did these people even see this if if i if i you know they don't follow
me and I didn't, you know, tag any fucking company or whatever, as the kids say.
And then I looked and saw that independently of each other, but apparently at almost the
fucking same time, Osprey, I guess because he's on England time, whatever that may be over
there, Osprey had tweeted the same clip, not in response to me, had tweeted the same clip that I saw
and scoffed at with the phrase,
I fully support this.
It's like, have I ever mentioned to you how
that I wouldn't be able to take me in the same room
with a lot of these fucking guys?
It's like an instant opposite.
And I couldn't believe that.
Here is, again, that's like one of the professional
bull riders saying to the guy,
go jump the fence.
Yeah, oh, fucking, uh,
old behemoth over there, try him.
Or it's like a movie stuntman saying, hey, kids,
here's great footage of people trying to set themselves on fire at home,
and you can do it too.
Am I crazy in this?
And these are kids, they're teenagers.
I'll tell you why he said this, what I said to him, et cetera,
but Brian, am I crazy in the thought that
professionals shouldn't actually be encouraging,
these people to go to this extent
to fucking break their bodies up
to imitate what they're seeing
on television in a hostile environment
not built for said activity.
You know, there's a reason that for years
WW began their programming with a
don't try this at home
thing, you know? There was a reason for it.
And that was before things went to the level they're at now,
especially with AEW specifically.
But then WWE eventually adapts
and does that stuff too.
But that's from back then.
That's from wrestlers breaking their neck
and the few cases you heard about kids
doing wrestling things at home that made the news
usually resulted in someone's death
or just something bad.
Or don't hit people overhead.
And this is still, to this day,
Uncle Dave and a whole bunch of them,
I can't believe they're still doing chair shots.
And as I said,
give me a guy that knows how to give me a chair shot
and I will take him 100 times
over letting any of you.
of these motherfuckers even jump off the top rope on me.
They're crazy and weird ways, but nevertheless, your point.
Well, I think that was my point right there.
Oh, well, good.
Then I'll go back to my point.
So if I comb my hair right, nobody will notice it.
So Osprey says, I fully support this.
And so I would, again, what's it?
The quote tweet.
I quote tweeted him, I said, he says from his hospital
bed after major surgery, kids keep trying this at home.
And that got another couple or three thousand fucking little hearty thingies and got everybody
fucking stirred back up and everything.
But I was gobsmacked at that.
And then I, at some point later on, because again, there's a time difference that I get on
Twitter two, three times a day, maybe.
He had tweeted back.
and he pays for the blue check so he can just,
he wrote a manifesto.
I zoned out on it.
Like many of his interviews,
it was very wordy,
not cussing,
even defending his point.
And at one point he said,
well, Jim, as you know,
you broke both of your legs falling off the scaffold.
And he said it with a straight face,
like that actually happened.
I say, said it with a straight face.
He wrote it like that was a legitimate acknowledged fact.
He thinks I broke both my legs.
But nevertheless...
And if I could say something too,
because every now and then when you hear someone get mad at your criticism of this stuff
and they bring up the scaffold,
it's almost like some of them think you took a bump.
Like, it wasn't Bubba was supposed to catch you
and you guys didn't take it to a...
It's almost like Jim Quinet took this big bump off the scaffold.
Like, they don't even realize what it is.
Well, and or they say fell off the scaffold and, you know, because you weren't trained to take a bump properly.
No, the concept then was you just hang and drop to your fucking feet and try to make it look good from there.
But it wasn't like to take a fucking bump.
And I tore my ACL, obviously.
It's one of the more oft repeated played bumps in fucking history.
And we've told a story.
But he thinks I broke both my leg.
Both of his.
putting never and and again it it it was attempting to do something on your own without relying on
anyone else at least and you're landing still in the ring on a padded surface so there is and it was
here's the problem i have also which i'll get to with other numb nuts in a minute it was also on
the biggest show of the year for fucking 10 grand at the 40 years ago which i think we've established as about
35 grand
and blah, blah, blah.
It wasn't, I'm being thrown
off the fucking porch at home.
And it wasn't just an interchangeable thing in the middle of the show.
It specifically led to Starcate 86's videotape
being like the best selling one they ever had.
Well, tell Jimmy Crockett that and remind him
because I wish I'd have got the check.
But nevertheless, where I was going with that was,
I said, this guy is saying this.
and they fire back with erosprey comes back with this long manifesto and he thinks i broke both my
legs and then he also attached he did the same thing he attached video over this dark
gym i guess somewhere i believe it was him as a teenager i couldn't tell her there was no lights
but somebody was dropping them on their fucking head on rest of
masts. Did he have a ring? His whole basic thing was I came from where these kids are.
Exactly. That's why you've just had fucking neck fusion surgery. And he said, this is my first
major surgery. What? I don't know what qualifies as major, but neck fusion when you're 30-something,
but nevertheless that may be why that unfortunately he's been a guy in Japan
and he's been a guy on British independence
because he's a freakish athlete who can do all the amazing flips that they've practiced
and the moves but he was never properly trained before he had self-trained
so he didn't gather
what to do
when, how to protect
others and yourself,
how to apply logic
and psychology
to a match.
You can get a chimpanzee
to imitate many of the
overly gymnastic moves
and with a high degree
of perfection, I'm sure.
but you can't teach the chimpanzee how to have project the emotion of enjoying inflicting pain on the baby face or of being in peril as a baby face yourself or in putting the chain of things together that plays on the people's emotions that's past the chimpanzee that's how you go that's
That's why you go to wrestling school.
And even the guys that were self-trained,
like before we mentioned Mick,
I say self-trade, because they say,
well, they started in the backyard.
Mentioned Mick, yeah, he went to Dominic Danucci school.
They mentioned the Hardee's.
Matt learned to work.
Jeff never, Jeff's work was always the shit, technically, in the ring.
But he was Jay Uso.
25 years ago they just fucking loved him.
He was a superstar.
And you work around that.
But technically his work was always shit.
But all of these guys
were to some extent
whether they were self-trained or not,
they were trained in terms of even on the job
being in the ring with guys.
And whether they would have admitted or not,
some do and some don't.
Some were like, oh my God, it was a revelation
when I went to wrestling school.
and others, it was like, oh, I knew everything.
Tony Kahn employs most of them.
But that's the, the issue there is that Osprey did this,
and he's just now, with all of that athletic talent,
gotten on national television in the United States two years ago,
he tore his body up,
because he never learned anything past this,
performance thing they've got going on
that they have convinced themselves
in their modern indie wrestling little bubble
is just going to appeal to everybody
in the goddamn world.
And they're killing themselves
and they're fusing their necks
and they're doing who knows what
to their fucking spines and brains.
And then meanwhile,
while that Brian had gone on,
as I said, independently of each other,
he at almost the same time as I said,
look at this stupid shit.
He said, oh, I love this.
I don't know exactly when he got into it,
but old ricochet, he had to say something.
And as a matter of,
I'm trying to find because I don't want to misquote,
ah, here we go.
I figured out how to look this up.
Ah, he responded to me.
I was picking on his friend Will Ostrich,
because then he responded to that.
And again, he's got to be the defender somehow
of this clientele,
but they don't feel the same way about him.
More on that in a second.
But he says, well, didn't a bunch of the old school guys
have knee and back and hip and neck
and all other types of surgeries and injuries?
Weren't they working smart?
You sound, he's a word smith here,
he has cut me with his rapier like wit.
You sound fucking dumb as shit.
I had to check and make sure it wouldn't want to goddamn just the marks,
but he's got a little check mark.
He claims to be ricochet,
and nobody would claim to be him if it wasn't him.
And then actually everybody else did my work for me, really,
because they jump in on him.
and they call him a bald-headed thin-skinned little bitch.
And his own Twitter people don't fucking like him.
He just has a negative personality in almost every goddamn circle here.
I mean, here's one, that's cool.
Your career is still a failure.
just with
and everybody was bringing up
and rightfully so
they worked
300 days a year
and blah blah blah
and had to work smart
and it was an accumulation of
injuries you moron
and of course then some of the people
came to his defense and said well they
they all did drugs and did steroids
and drank alcohol and cheated on their
wives I'm not sure
how that has any due to your life expectancy,
except if your wife has a fucking gun,
but they did all this and they all died.
Is that what you want, Cornette?
What the fuck?
How is it some people have to defend
foolish, stupid behavior by anonymous people
that they don't even know
to the point where that they will invite people
to just think they're stupid and tell
them so on the fucking internet.
And so I answered, instead of Rickashay, I think we should just call him,
instead of Richard Shea, Dick, Dick O'Shea, old Dick O'Shea.
But in answer to his statement, didn't they have a bunch of surgeries and injuries?
Many did, Simpleton.
it came from taking bumps as pros and getting paid for them not getting flung off roofs
into parking lots for free as children like you and your trampoline friends who claim
to be professionals but are stealing money from a rich kid to put on your own jackass shows
and then i think he said you're still fucking dumb or something that lumpy rutherford may have said
at one time.
But Brian,
what are these people
not getting about this?
It's not even about
the style of wrestling
because a lot of people
were tweeting,
you know,
the thing where the point
goes over the guy's head.
No,
you shouldn't be doing this
at that level
of that much danger
as children
because you're going to end up
paralyzed.
and then your fucking parents are going to have to feed you through a straw for the rest of your fucking life.
And it has nothing to do with the wrestling business.
But because these marks for themselves, the ostriches and the ricochets and et cetera,
they encouraged this behavior because they were freakish athletes in a way.
that were able to do athletic things
that simulate,
whatever the fuck it is, they simulate,
and they stuck it into wrestling,
and they found spots.
In, as I said, in Osprey's case,
in Japan, they don't care about personality
and whatever the fuck, they don't do promos.
Here's moves.
And in the K, and in England,
the Indies, whatever, and he's
a bruv. He's a bro.
Well, he's a bro over there, which is a brub.
Because a bruv is a brough of bro.
But then with Rick Oshay,
they made him a gimmick
in the middle-ish, in the
W.W.E. And then he
probably became a pain
in the ass and they didn't want him anymore, whatever
the case.
But
not everybody is going to be
able to land on their feet most
of the time when they do the flips.
Some of them's going to be like this kid in the clip.
It was just getting brain damage.
Don't encourage that behavior.
Encourage taking a business seriously,
finding a quality competent trainer
and letting them tell you what this fucking thing is about
instead of being the train chimp.
That's my goddamn statement to the train chimp ricochet.
And the train chimp,
Osprey who just had his neck fused
who endorses
children paralyzing themselves
for Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho.
And again, maybe not the two brightest guys
and I think most people realize that.
And they certainly love their style.
But again, go back to any time in wrestling history.
If Brett Hart had Twitter and tweeted out in the mid-90s,
oh, great job with that pile driver.
You know, really do it good next time.
Keep going. I love seeing this.
It would have been fired.
And Tony should recognize that too.
You shouldn't have your wrestlers
encouraging your fans
to wrestle the really dangerous style
that these wrestlers have wrestled.
Rickashay hasn't been badly hurt yet.
Osprey, maybe his first major surgery.
It won't be his last.
If he's going to come back and do the same stuff he did before,
it won't be his last.
Look at Omega.
Look at Kenny Omega. Look at the shape of Kenny Omega right now.
and Cota Ibushi and all these guys.
There's a reckoning coming for a whole bunch of guys
who work a specific style and the idea that any of them
would encourage anyone else to do this without any training
just for just for fun in a shitty video that shot poorly.
It's ridiculous.
Well, I hear you know who wasn't in that video.
Mom! Where was Mom?
Because when Mom comes home,
and the kid is laying out in the backyard because somebody has flung him off the fucking porch and he's paralyzed.
Mom is going to call Stephen P. New at 87750 Steve and sue somebody that showed her kid it was okay to do this for fucking millions of dollars for his continued permanent medical care.
And whether, as we know in some cases, whether there's a lot of validity to things or not,
sometimes when they know you got a billion dollars,
it's easier to just pay somebody to fucking go away than it is to goddamn go through the deal.
So what...
And speaking of a billion dollars, it's easy when you have a billionaire paying you more money than you're actually worth
to go out and, you know, act flippant about this whole thing.
it's not as easy to cut a good promo,
actually cause people to tune in to see you,
cause people to spend money to buy tickets to see you,
all those other things that typically made a successful professional wrestler.
And I'm separating RICOchet a little bit from Osprey here,
just because Osprey there could be something if he could stay healthy.
Rickettsay is just a clown.
And I think that's the way everyone I know sees him.
And that's okay, and you just said with Osprey,
yes, that's from the first time I saw him
until the more you see of him,
the more you realize.
But I've said,
out of the bunch that he signed,
that Tony signed,
you could make something out of him,
you'd get something out of him.
He's got that boyish charm.
He's got a nice physique.
He's amazingly athletic.
He just,
he's allowed the freedom to talk as long as he wants,
which is not his friend.
And he,
this is the kind of shit he knows how to do
to be a video game character.
in a wrestling match
instead of channel the shit
more wisely
and do less of it
so it means more.
And somebody,
unless it's more,
we're hearing that for,
less in a lot of these matches
would be more,
maybe 10 minutes less,
but nevertheless.
He never was taught
and trained by any
responsible
mainstream professional
that had drawn money in North America.
And this is the kind of problem that I'm afraid
our friend Kyle Feltcher is going to fucking experience.
He's going to end up in 10 years
because he has nobody to look up to over there.
And apparently, if people do know that work there,
they're not being listened to.
and he's going to end up in 10 years having his neck fused
and not be any more than a video game character wrestler
when he could be in 20 years Randy Orton.
So that is when I keep saying he's going to learn bad habits.
He'll be the next Will Osprey.
Well, we shall see.
We'll stay on top of this story, see if anyone else mouths off.
but Jim, when you're a high flyer
and you plan to take to the sky
you don't want to take too much with you.
You know what I mean? You want to fly light.
No, I don't know what you mean.
Which one of these things would you...
Oh, okay, now I know what you mean.
Jim, when you're jumping off that top rope
into the beyond.
You want to make sure...
You want to have a metal plate on your ass.
You want to make sure you have all the things you need,
but you don't want to take too much.
you want to travel light, you want to also be stylish.
And we're talking about a great wallet from our friends at Ridge.
That's right.
What you want to do is you want to come off the top rope with a Ridge wallet
in your back pocket and you will just obliterate a son of a bit.
Just land right on his face.
You will mush it into jelly.
He will look like the elephant man's twin brother after being beaten with a club.
I wasn't talking about weaponry.
I was talking about the utilitarian need to make sure you have.
all of your your ID, your credit cards, maybe a business card.
But don't sell yourself, don't sell yourself short because you came up with something,
because I was thinking the fighting star, because the Ridge wallet is so sleek and compact.
It's the game-changing wallet that is unique among the slim modern wallets.
You're not going to be sitting on a giant brick all day, where it's going to throw your spine
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and with the ridge 2.0, it's even 10% lighter
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It holds your money, your cash straps, it's got the cash straps,
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So talk about a carbon footprint.
If you carry in your back pocket, you'll have a carbon ass print.
but that's not no if i was thinking the fighting star because you can just swing a push and bam
it's sticking somebody's neck but now you can put it in your back pocket you let's jump off the top
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can we get away from the close to you know what's saying that on somebody can we get away from
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And of course, it's not a weapon.
It could be, but you're not going to think of it that way or use it that way, ladies and
gentlemen, it will be a way.
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by yourself, stick a couple of fingers in those cash straps and you can use it as a super
brass knuckle.
Boom, you nail a son of bitch in a nose with that.
He'll be sniffing the other way for a week or so.
Make sure you protect yourself.
That's why it's got a hundred thousand five-star reviews.
the Ridge wallet because
they punched a lot of people in a nose
with it. Yes. I don't know if that's why. I think
it's because it's so functional,
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light, the days of the big fat
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Those days are gone and buried.
We're now in the Ridge era
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That's not what happened.
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We were doing so well.
We were doing so well, that is not one of the functions or features of Ridge wallet, but
it is completely functional.
They're solving 96% of the crimes that way with the DNA from the blood.
That's not.
No, that's not true.
Let's stick to the truth.
Well, losing your wallet is the worst thing that might happen.
But with the Ridge tracker card, you're a lot.
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And not all of them come with the picture of that girl.
So folks, for a limited time, huh?
No, limited time.
Well, you might get a picture for a limited time.
You're not going to get a picture, but there's a limited time, June.
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All right, we're back here on the big show.
Well, we can't say that.
A show of magnificent magnitude.
Jim, let's talk about a big event that just took place.
Newark, New Jersey, the Prudential Center.
A.E.W. Full Gear 2025.
Quite a night.
Quite a night.
And let's talk about this night.
Well, Uncle Tony, as we've been mentioning,
has seemed to have been stuck in a time warp or a loop
or just he's hit the wall.
He can't go any further.
He's going,
but it is what it is and what it will be, brother.
They got 10,000 people.
They haven't done that quite a while.
It is the biggest metropolitan area in the country.
What is it, Brian, up there now, about 15 million?
Something like that.
Or has Los Angeles, has Los Angeles surpassed you?
I think New York is still the biggest city.
Is that the best they've ever done in the New York area without MJF?
I haven't kept track of that specific statistic.
But at the same point, now, speaking without MJF,
please don't come back.
Please don't come back.
What in the world would poor MJF have to suffer through now?
But nevertheless, they did a pre-show as they did a pre-show as they
usually do what do they call it now, the tailgate brawl or whatever.
And I did not, we'll go ahead.
They did two pre-shows because they had zero hour, which was on Amazon.
Yes.
And then the tailgate show, which was on TNT in place of an early start collision, I guess.
Well, yes, because that's what they're doing is they, for whatever reason, they can't show the,
the T&T pre-show on Amazon,
so they do a canned pre-show for Amazon,
which is how I watch it,
and we could watch it on T&T if we wanted to,
but why the fuck would you want to?
Because we are about to tell you
what they put on the pre-show.
And then you can determine for yourself
if it was worth another hour of your time
when the pay-per-view itself
was going to go almost four and a half hours.
That zero hour is rough.
It's like the worst.
It's like if someone did Grammy coverage
but couldn't get anywhere near the red carpet,
it's like,
Jack Jar in a bedazzled outfit with Renee,
who like, this is her prom,
and RJ who's happy to be on camera,
and just a rotating group of weirdos.
It's the worst pre-show.
It's such a bad pre-show,
but I think that's why I would have chosen the matches,
and that's why I did.
I ended up going to TNT to see
the end of the pre-show
although some may say the beginning of the main show.
The beginning of the main.
It's seamless now.
Actually, there's seams all over it.
It stitched together like a ransom note.
But I was going to say the good thing about the zero hours,
you didn't have to see the matches.
So they had, they have a match later on in the actual main show
where the winners get a million dollars, Brian.
So naturally, on the pre-show, they have a match,
a four-way where the ones are.
winners get $200,000.
Was there a need to
put up $200,000
at which one of these Yehus
has gone broke?
And in storyline needs them, or
just...
Yeah, how did that work? It gets introduced as a storyline
thing, and now it's just random matches
are for a large sums of money.
Yes, when never before
has those sums been mentioned,
but now, that's why I'm saying, Tony's stuck.
He's just, it's just,
But again, why would any of these motherfuckers be competing for $200,000?
Max Castor and Anthony Bowens, who were the hottest team in the company
until they split them up and did all the things they did.
And we've only assumed that Castor just has heat with everybody and they're just punishing him.
Now they're back together on a pre-show against Austin Gunn and Poor Juice Robinson.
who won the thing against Big Bill and Brian Keith against the outriggers.
200 grand.
But again, it's just, it's redundancy repeated redundantly that you're having a match for a large amount of money.
When you're later on, you're having a match for a large amount of money.
And it had nothing to do with this.
And then, Brian, where is the massive,
publicity, the mainstream
cut-ins, the social media
bombardment, the
incredible coverage of the crossover
celebrity now of big boom
AJ and his big
budgy fellow child
that he should be on these
pay-per-view pre-shows, or are they
just doing it because he's a nice
guy and they like seeing the fat kid
do wrestling moves. Well, it's be nice
to the children involved in this. And of course,
I believe he's from New Jersey, so there's
a tie in there.
If you're from New Jersey,
usually you don't want to go to Newark, but he
apparently went to Newark on this night.
And again, they have a gimmick, they have a
schick they do on TikTok.
My kids knew who they were.
It didn't cause them to watch the wrestling show, but they knew
who they were.
But that was also a while ago. I mean, they've been doing
this. It's not a fresh thing. It's
kind of become a pre-show regular thing or semi-regular thing for,
is it two years now, a year and a half?
And, and okay, so Big Boom, AJ is an adult, has trained to be a pro wrestler in the past.
That's why they did this to begin with, okay, then.
But the children, I'm not even talking about the small one,
but they've got the teenage portly child rolling in doing wrestling moves.
but the team is boom and doom.
Big Boom, AJ and Q.T. Marshall.
Because AJ's name is Big Boom and QT. Marshall's career is doomed, I guess.
I don't know what.
Why is that boom and doom?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
If you associate with QT. Marshall, you are doomed.
It's like a gypsy curse.
So they beat Rocky Romero and Trent, Trent.
And then,
Hook and Eddie Kingston apparently beat Anthony Henry and J.D. Drake.
So you can put that result down on cage match or whatever.
And then they have the six-man tag.
It was Mystico, Mascares, Derrata, and Neon.
Against it was supposed to be Don Callis' family.
and take a shit and oh boring but they do a deal where it starts on the pre-show but okada's not there yet
he hadn't showed up and then right before they start the pay-per-view o'cada this dip shit shows up on a
screen coming up in his car and gets out already dressed and they're already having the match so when the
pay-per-view comes on the air.
They blow off
pyro and sock face is
screaming.
It's a Saturday, you know what that means!
And there's a sloppy
four-way going on
in the ring already
where one guy is
hurt and couldn't start
the match and the other one didn't show up.
But then Okada's music plays, he walks
boring.
He comes the ring and you're just, well, look at
this fucking guy.
He could stand in a subway at 5 o'clock on a Friday in Tokyo,
and nobody would goddamn even bother to not bump into him.
And so he comes in, and the match comes to a stop
while he and take stare at each other.
And there's old hitchit-chichia trying to make peace between him,
because, oh, and he's being stagey.
and Okada gives take the finger
and then they suddenly start to match again
and everybody starts flipping
but then
they all got on the top rope
and everything came to a halt
because mystico, mystico, mysticue.
Did you see that where they're
trying to set up for double superplexes
on the turnbuckles
and they're up there
and they're fucking stalling and they're struggling.
And then finally, especially take a shit, just jump down.
And you can see on his face, he's like, well, fuck this.
And then Mystico comes out.
And he supposedly had been hurt beforehand and couldn't join in the match.
So then they all started at 100 miles an hour again.
And you couldn't tell who was on offense or defense.
And then at one point did you see where,
Mistico got an arm bar on Take a Shit
and Okada saved it
and then he started
hit and take his own guy with the fake
kiddie shots to the back and picked him up
and shit came to him out of the ring.
But he's not supposed to know that
Okada just did that?
What the fuck is the matter with these people?
That wasn't rhetorical.
Which people specifically? The fans there
or the wrestlers in the match?
How can you just as a professional wrestler say,
okay, somebody is going to jump on my back
and hit me a few times and then pick me up
and throw me out of the ring.
It's my own partner,
but I'm so stupid I can't figure it out.
But wait, there's more.
Then it was a three on two six man,
but only two guys were ever in sight at one time.
Then take a shit, got back in
and started working with, oh, boring.
moments after he hit and shit canned him.
But then they argued, then, oh, boring, accidentally closed line, take a shit.
And then they all just left the ring and the three mass guys did all kinds of flips.
And out of nowhere, Mystico armed Chechia and beat him.
And I just wrote scrambled eggs.
That was the term that used to be used for a match that just went completely to pieces.
scrambled eggs
and they're milking this big
confrontation that's eventually going to happen
between
Take and Okada
where Okada
puts half-ass effort
into everything and bores us out of the building
and Take shit as portrayed as being
a shit head, just stupid
and just takes it with not even
a goddamn
he bends his head over like
oh I've broken up with my girlfriend
This was one of my favorite things on the show.
This, I think, was one of the best things on the show.
I laughed throughout this whole thing.
When the fireworks and the pyro went off, just in the middle of the match,
it was so fucking funny.
It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
And there were some fans that were like, yeah, the pay-per-view,
the same match that was just happening is still happening.
That was funny.
Mystico's music.
Oh.
I've fallen in love with the ridiculous.
of him coming out to an American crowd
who don't know this thing or don't care about it
and playing up to that music,
I find that so entertaining.
Takeshita and Okada.
It's like they become mute.
They just like walk close to each other
and they can't say anything.
They just kind of look at each other,
sometimes point.
And then you get a middle finger.
Well, is it telepathy?
Is it they're on a higher intellectual plate
and they're sending all these vicious messages
to each other through telepathy?
just with mind force?
Anoki was going to say something and he stopped.
God damn it's more than they said.
And that's the thing that they don't even...
Tagger, thou.
Thank you, Tiger Mom.
They don't even move their lips.
It's like they're just pantomimus.
And it's happened a few times.
If it was like one time, you're like, okay,
for whatever reason they think this is how you build to a big moment.
It's several times where one does something,
the other one stands up, they walk close to each other,
and then they just look at each other,
like Larry David eyeing someone on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
And if one of them's holding a belt, they hold that up.
This whole thing was so ridiculous.
Hachicero playing the peacemaker.
So now you see one of the heels, like,
showing you that he's a good guy and he wants everyone to get a lot.
Can't we all just be friends?
Neon, or they pronounce it a different way.
Like, Neon, no, whatever the hell they said,
this whole thing, I love this.
This one of my favorite things on the...
the whole show just because I was entertained by
when I saw that they were still like doing the ring introductions
and I look at the time, I'm like, they did this last pay-per-view, I think with FTR.
Well, it was such a raging success.
Yeah, with old Hong Kong Fooey and his childhood friend.
They're going to do it all the time.
So now there's not even a fucking, there's not even just an overrun.
Now there's a pre-run.
Now you don't even know when the paperview is going to start.
You don't know when it's going to end.
Now you don't know when it's going to begin.
You just have to have your whole life on standby.
just in case.
I double dog dare
Tony Kahn as Tony as
they used to say when I was a kid,
you don't have a hair on your balls.
If you do not do this,
I want you to redo the old
blackjack Mulligan Kevin Sullivan thing
where they had a wild double
juice fight in
Orlando at the Eddie Graham's
Sports Stadium and they fought out the
back door into the parking lot
and into the
adjoining dark fucking
swamp or field or whatever
it was back there. It was real dark, yeah.
And the fans never saw him again
and the next week the bell
rings for the first match. The guys go
about five minutes and in the front door
comes Mulligan and fucking Sullivan
looking the same as they did the previous
week. They fought all the way around
the state and came back in the front door.
Tony don't have a hair on his balls
if he doesn't do that.
As I said, I thought that was one of the highlights
of just the craziness of the pyro going off
in the middle of the mouth,
just giant pyro.
And just the fans don't know how to react
because they're watching as fucking that.
They might be thinking
there's some kind of goddamn incident happening here.
Wait a minute,
are we getting an alert on our phones?
There seem to be explosives in the area.
Oh.
It's not a professional show
in terms of,
they want to think so far outside the box
that they've lost track
of what was supposed to be in the box
to begin with.
And they do things because they can, as I've said before,
but not in a while.
Just because you can cut your own ear off doesn't mean your Van Gogh.
But that may be a good segue to the second match, Brian.
Cut your own ear off and think of your vangot.
We got Darby Allen.
Darby Allen and Pack.
Do you know this match was probably for 10 minutes of,
or so, the only thing that I saw all night in this program that really exhibited some kind of
professionalism.
The rest of it was a mess, but Darby Allen and Pack can work.
They did wrestling.
It was crisp.
It was quick.
It wasn't rushed and it wasn't goddamn ludicrous gymnastics, arm drags, counters, mad wrestling, go behind.
headlock takeovers their shit look good they can do it and then pack gave derby ellen a full
extended press slam off the apron flat of his back on the fucking floor for a heat spot
yeah can i let's stop right there if you don't mind please i wish they would have what an angle
that could have been just a guy picking up a guy and throwing him like that i never saw anything like
that as a wrestling fan growing up.
If someone did that and then it made it
like a big hospitalization thing because why wouldn't you?
That's amazing.
They did that and this match just kept going and that's kind of
the tale of the entire night.
It kept going.
And again, yes, that's the thing where the heel would,
well, that was an angle.
People can look it up on YouTube.
In Memphis, Joe Leduc put Jerry Lawler over his head
and fucking pitched him over.
the top rope and Lawler's idea was to go 10 feet and land in kind of a splash position on that big
oak ringside table and the problem was LaDucke only got him nine feet he hit the edge of that table
took him up onto the concrete floor off of that and torso muscle in his thigh I believe it was out
for three weeks so whatever the fuck but this was just
No, just again, you would do that to a baby face,
then you would call the goddamn ambulance,
and you'd put him on a backboard,
you'd take him out, and he would want to get even.
Or they could continue the match.
And then Darby beat the count at eight,
and then he was all taped up from where he'd been set on fire a week and a half ago,
and he really did have burns because Pack rips all his tape off
and show, I mean,
what a lot? He was goddamn disfigured, but he had,
you know, he's more
on fire than I want to be.
And he worked
on the burns, and then he shot
Darby off and Darby took a
flying bump
through the turnbuckle to the
through the buckles, to the floor.
And it was amazing. I mean, it made
Ray Stevens look earthbound.
And I wrote, oh, my God,
what a great bump for a
out loss and they kept going.
If you had done that again,
that bump, save it like I told Jericho that time.
It bump over the top head first of the post or whatever.
Save it for the big show when you need it and do it or the angle or whatever.
Then Darby was back doing missile drop kicks off the top rope.
and to the floor where he took a worse bump than Pat did.
And then
Pac gives Darby a German suplex into the corner on his head,
and Darby just jumps up and clotheslines Pack,
and then they both sell forever.
How could you be thrown on your fucking head?
And then it slowed down
because they were getting more heat on Darby.
And badly, it lost momentum.
them. I wrote,
why don't they go home?
Because they've apparently got a set time.
They've got to fill and they ran out of tricks.
And then
Pack misses a splash off the top rope.
Darby gets a scorpion death lock.
Here comes Wheeler useless.
And he jumped into the,
he got in the ring in front of the referee.
And Darby went over and put his hands on it.
The referee didn't disqualify it.
He's just like, oh,
don't do that. And while the referee's telling Wheeler to get out,
Pack got Darby's Sting Memorial Black baseball bat,
had to hit him in ahead with it and covered him one, two, three. So at least the baseball bat
worked. But they also, he had to hit him. Brian, you always used to swing at balls in the
playground like that where you hold both ends of the bat and
cover it with your hand, that kind of awkward swing.
Maybe if I'm playing pool drunk.
But that's usually why you don't hit most people with bats in the head because you can't work it.
But nevertheless, it was a good match by EW standards.
Darby wasted a couple of great bumps that, as we mentioned, could have been maximized to make something.
But still, there wasn't furniture.
these guys are athletic
so by these standards
good match
rotten finish
and the
the note that every time
Darby's matches
start to get over with me
he does something in it
to remind me
that he's in a real life
a fucking moron
but it wasn't going to get
any better than this
I don't know
what did you think
I mean
I got to a point where
and it's happening
all the time but his matches
and it ended up happening
a lot on this show in general
I kind of don't want to see Darby do everything he can to almost die.
And, you know, the press slam spot, that should have been it.
And if it wasn't going to be it, you should have saved it for the end.
Because it looked incredible.
But fortunately, now we know it didn't hurt him at all because he was up doing shit
minutes later.
And the biggest problem overall beyond anything else,
with Death Rider's matches are guaranteed interference.
And it happened here again.
And I feel like you get a collective groan when it happens.
It's the opening match, technically, of the pay-per-view.
And it's with Darby.
You've got to figure there'll be something,
but I feel like that kind of felt deflating here.
Well, and they, for whatever reason,
they want to beat Darby with Pack,
which I don't see, be honest with you.
Darby's still has that appeal.
So they had to give him an out,
but it wasn't enough that the goddamn guy
used a baseball bat.
The other guy had to come out
because they can't figure out another way
to distract a referee or it just, it doesn't.
This is Tony's thing.
We're going to start with the match for a couple
hundred thousand dollars.
Then we're going to have a fucking TikTok
celebrity. Then we're going to have a match would blow off pyro in the middle of it with a six-man
tag with people joining in the middle. Then we're going to have a single match where somebody
runs out and somebody gets hit with a ball bat and nearly hospitalized on several occasions.
And then let's follow that with a four-way women's tag team match where the winning team
will be able to pick the stipulation for the semi-final match in the women's tag team championship
tournament. Am I making that up, Brian?
Stipulation, stipulations, stipulations. We got them all here at AEW.
Get you, stipulation. Get away from me, kid, you bother me.
So this was Marina Schaefer and Megan Brain, Tony Storm and Mina Mellons, Julia Hart
and Blue Sky, they are the Sisters of Sin,
and Willow Nightingale and Harley Cameron,
the Babes of Wrath.
And it really, that was the stipulation.
It's already a four-way women's tag match.
No disqualification, no countout.
Whoever wins this gets to pick the stipulation
for their semi-final tag team match in the women's turn.
There has to be a stipulation for the semi-final match
in the tag deep.
He's hit the wall.
Brian, I don't know if you set through this,
but I set through having to fast forward 20 minutes to get through it.
Did I miss anything of import?
I mean, you know, I'm a red-blooded male.
I like seeing a bunch of women with wedgies rolling around for a while.
And it was all right.
It was fine for what it was.
It was okay.
Yeah, yeah.
They're doing good.
they found a butt
you gotta give it
you gotta give it a chance
one of these days
for if no other reason
there may be no one on the roster
who could use your critique
more than some of the women wrestlers
in AEW
in terms of what to do how to do it
why to do it
nobody else listens
why should I give it to them
and the show is
four and a half hours long
what what are you laughing about
please don't give it to them
I give it to me baby
Give it to me, baby.
Well, that was the women's multi-team match.
It's four and a half hours long, the show.
We've got to try to save some of our lives.
So I'm not getting any younger.
And I had to watch this match, and it took a while,
the World Tag Team title match,
Bandito and Burger King against FTR.
And again, again,
I was I was prepared to like this until it just went just so fucking far.
Obviously, Dax and Cash now, even though they're meaningless as far as draws now from what they were.
They're still excellent in-ring technicians.
They've been booked into insensibility.
Brody King ain't bad.
for a guy that big, he's just, he's just indie looking in my opinion and just indie-minded, indie-looking, blah.
But he ain't bad.
And Bandito can do some athletic shit, just his basics and his timing, like most of the luchadors, suck donkey balls.
So, well, I'm trying to be as polite as I can be.
Like most of the luchadors.
Well, really, that's, you know.
I'm just, that's what it is.
They have rotten basics, and the timing is off because they have a whole different style in their native land and in their native profession.
But they got heat on Bandito, and then Bandito tried a double flapjack.
They ran for him, but he didn't go up and back.
He would have tried to get under him and just boom, and it looked like that he hurt Dax.
when Dax landed on his elbow,
they got a false tag to Brody King,
so the referee's putting him out,
FTR gets some more heat.
Finally, Bandito hot tags Brody King.
And he makes a big comeback,
and cannon balls them both in the corner,
and he looks stiff with his big ass flying around.
But then, again, FTR's deal
is they've got to put in so many twists and turns.
and so many fucking false finishes and so many,
you got,
oh, you thought it was it, didn't you?
That it won't stop.
When Brody King finally got that tag,
and he's cooking,
and then Dax superplexed Brody,
and Cash did the leap off the top with the splash,
but Brody King catches him by the neck.
So it killed the superplex.
He's not the undertaker.
Then the baby faces double team Dax, the heels roll out, everything comes to a halt.
I'm thinking, why didn't they go home after Brody King's comeback?
They've still got 15 minutes, I guess.
And they did a spot where Brody King was going to dive on Dax and Stokely was supposed to shove
Dax out of the way and Brody King would hit Stokely, but Stokely went too far.
Brody King was straight behind him, and landed head.
first and Stokely fell down too.
And laid there. Stokely laid there 15 minutes.
He never touched him.
And Brody King had a broken fucking neck.
But why would you think Stokely was going to break Brody King's fall to begin with?
It might have been Stokely and you're going to what?
Fuck you.
Come to think of it, that's probably why he pushed him too far.
What the fuck?
Did you think Brod when you saw it and they never showed a replay of that live?
Like you had to go back.
and do it yourself.
Did you think Brody King got hurt?
He should have, but I mean, it's 50-50 with a lot of this stuff.
I wasn't like I'm convinced he's not getting back in,
but at the same time, I was like, well, that didn't come together well.
But again, what numb nuts would think that Stokely was going to be in any way able to be
helpful in breaking his fall.
And like I said, if I was Stokely, I would have been there to begin with.
fucking 300 pound fat ass coming at me like a flying fucking bus.
So then Dax and Bandito did a bunch of shit.
And then FTR hit a power bomb and a splash on Bandito and got a two count.
Okay, that's fine.
But seconds later,
Bandito, the guy that got power bombed and splashed is pressing cash over his head with one arm
and throwing him on to Dax.
And he goes to top rope and dives on both.
them. So he's perfectly fine.
After that power bomb splash,
then Bandito
kicked the shit out of both of the heels.
And an FTR hit their shatter machine on him
and got a two count, Brody King saved.
I'm like, Jesus. And then Cash gets the title
belt. And he and Brody are having a tug of war
with the belt while behind their back.
Bandito rolls Dax up
and gets a two count
when Dax kicks out
Bandito's coming toward him
cash jerk the belt from Brody King
and hit
Bandito over the head with it
behind the referee's back
it was perfect
perfect timing
perfect shot looked great
cover
one two kick out
what the fuck
why couldn't that be the goddamn finish they're still going then they gave dax the shatter machine and got a two count
and by this point i've lost interest f t r spike piledrove brodie king on the apron and then double team bandito
and got another two count and then spike piledrove bandito and got another two count now the fans are going
bat shit like oh shit he kicked out of that every move and tag team wrestling is being destroyed
and then bandito stood up and give ftr the double finger and then they gave him the shatter
machine beat him one two three new champions way too long way too complicated at the end and
why is the referee just standing there watching the heels double team the guys
I get a two count. Spike pile drive the guy, get a two count. Shatter machine, give the two
count while the other guy's dead on the floor. That's my thoughts.
Hey, 20-minute match. Maybe it should have been like 12, if we're going to be fair.
You know, again, the fans got into it, but that's the reason you do nonstop near falls.
It's the cheap pop era of wrestling. Hey, we know we'll be able to get them to react to this,
so let's just do it.
And you could argue what damage is done to everything
from pack throwing, press slamming Darby to the floor,
to kicking out of everything.
Again, Bandito's also a luchador, isn't he?
Like, if there's any place to Tombstone Pile Driver
or a spike pile driver or any of these things would mean something,
yeah, it would be there.
And it was, again, just another two-count end.
When it's a match that has non-stop two-couts
on a card filled with nonstop two counts.
Again, you get the fan reaction eventually
because even they can't believe that it's still going on.
Well, it's like the old 40 punches in the corner.
They get with the first 10,
and then you get past 15 toward 18,
and then they're like, what the fuck?
And then when you go 28 to 30,
then they start chuckling,
and they get with it again,
and then they're roaring by 40.
but you only do that once a fucking year
well FTR new tag team champion
Stokely Hathaway
was on the floor for the entirety of the remainder of the match
I thought Brody King broke his neck
when they didn't show the replay
I was like oh he broke his neck
but no he got back out there
and that we well no they didn't show the replay
because Stokely had to lay there for the next 15 minutes
and he never got touched
well maybe one day Stokely will get touched
apparently this is a problem with Stokely
But FTR, new tag team champions, three-time AEW tag team champions, Jim,
that is something to celebrate, regardless of what you think,
it's a major world tag team championship.
Perhaps if Dax and Cash, or anyone who loves them,
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Farting?
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AEW full gear is in full effect.
Well, the casino gauntlet
match was next for the National Heavyweight Championship
and Brian again
did anybody, I know
Sheldon Benjamin and Bobby Lashley
cooperated with this because at this point
they were probably laughing to themselves
will get paid to do this idiot's idea.
But nobody with a clue laid out any of this match.
Maybe they laid out some of it,
but nobody was in charge of all of it.
This was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
It's a gauntlet match,
but they actually come out and say the guys come out at random intervals,
which was sometimes it was 45 seconds,
it might be fucking two minutes.
We don't know.
And it's another match
where there is no disqualification.
Other people can come out and freely be involved
because, yeah.
And we're just going to send a bunch of random people out
and not pay any attention
to how that most of them are going to have nothing
to fucking do once they're out there.
So they start out with Shelton Benjamin
of Bobby Lashley and obviously that is the anticipation and they had teased it once and then
never promoted it that, you know, it might be Lashley versus Benjamin.
So then they win the matches.
They're the first two guys in and they kind of spar around and kind of like they're going
to go for something.
It is kind of like they're starting to set up a little friendly shoot in a gym or whatever.
and before they actually really do anything but back up in a corner the music plays and here comes
ricochet our little bald bitch friend with a microphone hey come on you guys got to fight we don't
do that wrestling crap the last thing we want is wrestling on this wrestling show but that's
what they could have done bobby and shelton both are highly
level enough amateur wrestlers that if they'd have bothered not they being Shelton Bobby but if
whoever came up with this fiasco had bothered to say hey how about for the first couple of minutes
you start out you don't really want to do it but okay you start to have the little friendly shoot
and you lock up and you go down and you're working some amateur wrestling and then somebody
it doesn't matter which one gets the goddamn sit out now
The guy gets frustrated a little bit.
You hook it up a little bit more and build that for two minutes where each guy gets away from each other a couple times.
And just where they're starting to get testy with each other.
And maybe that's when MVP might get up on the apron.
Oh, wait a minute to get to people invest in this.
And then Dickhead's music plays.
And then here he comes with the goddamn deal.
and at that point while he's coming down the aisleway with the microphone his stooges t a leone and bishop con
they jump lashley and benjamin from behind and ricochet then beats mvp up in a fake way and you know MVP
could stretch the fucking guy and these stooges that as i mentioned i think con's this
smaller one. He is a he's got some kind of potential. The big ones, the shits, and they physically
beat Lashley and Benjamin up, but they didn't do anything near to them what had been done
to Darby Allen in the previous match or whatever. But Shelton, Benjamin, and Bobby
Lashley are going to lay there, Brian. I didn't go back to time it. Would you say it was 15
minutes.
The match was at least 20,
maybe a little bit more. Yeah, I would say at least
15 minutes, yeah.
Okay, so the referees come out, get
ricochet stooges out of there,
and they help MVP to the
back, but
Lashley and Benjamin
just slide over to the
railings out of kind of the
immediate camera view and are
going to lay there
without getting up
for the next 10 to 15 minutes.
then here comes Claudio and has this a mess already and in Garcia and Hertz said it could still
lay in there and this black hole of charisma Garcia gets in and he's a heel but he's beating up
ricochet and then they've got a situation where they've got two heels beaten up one heel and the
two baby faces.
There have been people in
propofol-induced comas
that came around on their own quicker.
Then Pockets
comes out. I'm like, good God, it gets worse.
And he wanders in and does comedy
with ricochet and botched
a spot with Claudio.
And in here comes Wheeler
again.
What the fuck?
Pockets is standing in the
ring wheelers wandering out then they just three on one pockets and i wrote i swear to god
shelton and bobby are still laying on the floor and i'm so this when they're not using furniture
and setting people on fire now i know why they do all those things because this is how they lay
their matches out and then kevin night came out at that point i wanted to be unconscious with lashley and benjamin
and in Roderick Strong.
And every time somebody comes out, they'll get in and do something,
and then a bunch of people will just disappear.
And a couple of guys may do spots with each other.
Then here came fat-ass Davis.
He is goddamn immense.
His ass has its own gravitational pull.
And he's got a great pile driver.
But it doesn't beat anybody.
He used it twice.
got right back up and kept going.
And in Hong Kong, Fui,
is this a rib?
Has there ever been a douchier, more unlikable baby face?
And this,
now they get,
spitball and Kevin Knight are partners like Lashley and Benjamin.
Lashley and Benjamin could have effectively,
if they'd have structured it this one,
way, worked legitimate amateur wrestling and got people into it.
These two do a kung fu movie routine with each other,
where they're hopping up and down like they're both barefoot and they're on a
fucking hot frying pan and just back bins and fucking, eh.
And then here comes Matt Menard.
And for a minute, I said, Matt, who the fuck is Matt Menard?
it's Mac Daddy.
Remember Mac Daddy?
Of course.
He hadn't been on a show
in three fucking years.
From the Jericho Appreciation Society.
Apparently he was Garcia's
trainer or mentor,
so we have him to blame.
And he and Garcia had a,
I can only describe it as a girl's slap fight,
and then they went to the floor
and Garcia ran out of the building away from MacDady.
And at that point,
Claudio and fat ass were in the ring,
and Shelton and Bobby woke up from their slumber like Rip Van
fucking Winkle,
and they slid in the ring and beat everybody up.
They went from, oh, we've been unconscious for 15 minutes to,
well, let's throw six people around.
And then they cornered ricochet, and I thought,
good, they'll kill him.
they'll just kill him dead.
And then everybody else did something
and Rickashet hit Kevin Knight with something
and Rickashet beat him, beat Kevin Knight.
So he's the new national champion.
This was one of the biggest messes I've ever seen
perpetrated a wrestling ring.
And just endless entrances of nobodies
in a match that made no fight.
fucking sense whatsoever.
And that was one of the good
matches.
No, it was a bit of a
shit show. Entertaining just because, again,
you don't know who's going to come next, you don't know when,
because there's no set reason.
The Royal Rumble in 89,
it was a big deal when I was a kid
that it began with axe and smash.
One and two were demolition.
And they didn't eliminate each other,
they didn't hate each other,
but for a moment there they pounded the shit out of each other
and then the match continued
we didn't get anything with lash like you said
an amateur workout like you would have seen on Florida TV with those two
yeah would have been good
and then somebody starts to lose the temper right before they're interrupted
you never want
here's thinking I know what the thing with demolition
and that was their you know road warrior like
type of personality
but I believe you don't ever want partners
fight at punching each other in the face,
trying to do damage to each other.
If they're forced in a situation where they have to wrestle,
it would be the legitimate wrestling thing.
And then a temper would flare,
but they would be interrupted.
If they go too far,
then it just kills the credibility of the team.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I think about also Dory versus Terry in, what was it, 80 or 81?
86 minutes.
Yeah.
As part of the tournament, two baby faces, no one turned, they were brothers.
They made it work somehow.
It wasn't, not saying it was the most exciting match of all time, but the concept.
What do you think of the national belt?
Obviously, taking its look from the classic 1980s national championship.
Well, I don't care if it takes its look from the goddamn Hope Diamond.
It's ridiculous.
The national champion, the T&T champion, the fucking world champion, the interim
the interim fucking dipshit champion.
Everybody, and he has the guys carry belts from other promotions.
And sometimes there's guys coming out with carrying two belts, and there's six-man belts.
and it's just silly.
And it is diluted everything
to where you would have to think
that only the most diehard minority
of the AEW fans would be able to
off the top of their head right now,
who holds all the belts in AEW?
Don't even talk about Ring of Honor
or any outside companies, New Japan,
and don't even think about Mercedes's
13 fucking belts or whatever it.
Just who's the champions in this main company?
How the fuck?
Who's the TNT champion right now?
Oh, I do.
We ain't got to it yet.
That's actually on the show.
I was trying to think of the champions in my head.
That's right.
I know that because I've got it written down here in a few minutes.
But that's it's another belt because their belt,
Tony is a belt mark and the other guys are marks for having belts.
But would you like to talk about the guy who's a mark for himself,
probably bigger than anybody in the company,
Brian at this point, old Dick the Boozer, our friend and colleague.
This is kind of where the show took a turn in a direction that I really didn't like.
Well, it's funny how it happens that way every time Moxley gets in the fucking ring.
A no holds barred match with Kyle O'Reilly and our friend John Moxley.
And I know you're going to say, well, wait a minute, the previous two, hold on, how many matches have had rules tonight?
wait a minute from the opening six man technically was not a no dq match but only two guys joined it 10 minutes in
derby and pack i don't believe was a no no dq match but they got away with a lot of shit the
four-way women's was no dq the world tag title wasn't no dq but by cracky the goddamn
casino gauntlet was now we've got a no holds barred match
And at first, for a couple seconds, they tried wrestling like Darby and Pack did.
And Kyle O'Reilly is not bad at an MMA influence mat wrestling style,
but they couldn't do Darby and Pack.
They don't look physically as athletic.
They weren't as sharp.
They weren't as crisp.
They didn't do it as long.
And Moxley can't do it at all.
No, Bueno.
as they say about Moxley's pro wrestling basics.
They tried to grapple,
but Moxley gets stretched in the amateur tournaments
in Cincinnati, so
Moxley got a fork and stabbed O'Reilly
in the head 15 times.
Imagine this, Kyle got color.
So now he's bleeding, he can't just stab him, boys,
he's stab him 15 fucking times.
And now this highlight,
likes. Moxley's tough guy work and attitude is he's committed to it, but it's so fake.
And he does such stupid, silly things. It's not like evil or sadistic. It's jackassy and
throwing a guy off the porch type of shit. And the fans, through this entire match, Brian,
am I telling a lie
they sat there and stared
until somebody got
stabbed with a fork, did something
gross or bit somebody that was bloody
yeah that's when they popped right
pretty much and he stabbed him in the nipple
with his fork and in between that
this was as exciting as dry rot
because that's all Moxley's about
and again I've been a
fan of Kyle's, but the time to elevate him into a top spot was years ago when he first came in
instead of making him a welcome mat and a fucking throw rug that just gets beat all the time.
And then years later, suddenly he's making the fucking former world champion that wouldn't
ever do a job tap out.
Well, I, was Dean Ambrose's work?
I may have asked you this before.
Was it as bad as John Moxley's is while he was there
and they have some level of professional criteria?
Or is this just all degenerated now as part of his downhill spiral?
You know, now that like all the camp counselors are dead,
John Moxley's just John Moxley unleashed.
He was never good.
It used to drive me crazy because I would hear the comparisons to Terry Funker Roddy Piper.
And I was like, oh, I got to see this guy.
and I'd watch him and he sucks.
And then I'd be, all right, maybe it was a bad night.
I'd watch him again and he sucks.
And he still sucks.
But now it's also disgusting.
It's bad ideas run amok.
Well, they popped when Kyle stabbed Moxley with a fork.
Then they went for about five miles an hour for a while.
And then O'Reilly just got a 10-foot chain out from under the ring
and wrapped it around Moxley,
and Moxley wrapped it around Kyle,
and they just held double front face locks on each other.
And then, I don't know what this was supposed to be,
they each grabbed an end of the chain,
and held onto it, but traded forearms with their bare arm.
And then O'Reilly stabbed Moxley's hand with a fork.
I'm just looking at these notes.
Moxley got a chair and pilmanized,
O'Reilly's arm stomped on it and, you know, so he said, oh, his arm might be broken.
And then they rolled around a while and O'Reilly got an ankle lock on Moxley with the chain
around his leg, which didn't matter really and didn't add any leverage to the thing.
And Moxley tapped out.
And the people do cheer anytime Moxley doesn't win for obvious reasons.
This was the invincible world champion that just beat everybody for so long.
And suddenly, after he loses the belt, well, now I'm going to tap out 18 times to
Kyle O'Reilly of all people all of a sudden.
I don't.
And we were over two hours into the pay-per-view.
There was another two-plus hours to go.
And they've already had, as I mentioned, several of the, the, anything goes,
no holes barred, we've got chains, we got chairs, we got people coming in, and they got two
hours more of this to go. But that's, I'm happy for Kyle O'Reilly, nice kid, that they're
using him better, which they had from the start. But I've never understood anything Moxley
has done yet. And what is his goddamn mission? What is the movie character that he's imitating
or ripping off or what is going on with the thing?
Forky from Toy Story.
You know, it's just bad. It's not good. It's not good. It's unnecessary.
And Moxley always takes it too far. And it's not just the fork. It's now the fork.
It's been a bunch of these different things.
On the positive side, Kyle O'Reilly went over.
Let's see how they book him coming out of this.
Tony Con is notorious for being bad with following up on things.
and John Moxley and the Death Riders are notorious for not letting feuds end.
So we'll see what happens next here, but, you know, the Moxley stuff, I guess I'll say it here.
I wish the New Jersey State Athletic Control Board governed wrestling.
And this card, you know, I don't mean to sound like JJ Binns or anything.
But this card was as bloody a card I think as I've ever seen.
to the point where there were pools of blood
in multiple matches
in the middle of the run.
Oh, no, they've done way worse.
I don't know.
This was, I think, too gruesome.
You remember the argument from Amanda Huber
last time?
I know better I know better I let my kids watch a
John Moxley match at midnight.
If A.A.W. is supposed to be for everyone,
Tony? Is it supposed to be that your kids
can't watch the pay-per-views at all?
Because I just think it's gone too far,
and this kind of triggered the beginning
of the rest of the night,
with the exception of the Young Bucks match
and Mercedes, just everything I thought went too far.
Yeah, the Hardley Boys ain't going to get a lot of great mood of juice jobs.
But I'm not offended at the quantity of the blood.
I'm offended at the fact that none of it means anything anymore because they do it so
many often match after match after match.
And it's just, it's as meaningless as everything else now.
I'm more offended by the electrocutions and the flamethrowers.
and the people being flung off high precipices,
especially when there's a fake crash pad
to make it even more stupid or whatever,
rather than just the blood,
it's just the blood just,
Tony's stuck, he's hit the wall.
Every match has blood,
every match has, God damn it's for money,
every match has multiple people,
every match is for a belt.
This is what he's stuck on.
So the next match, believe it or not, I know you won't for the TNT title that we were talking about a few minutes ago with Kyle Felcher and Mark Briscoe, this was no DQ.
Anything goes.
If Briscoe was going to lose and he was going to have to join the family or elsewise, Kyle was going to lose the title, but then they added no DQ, anything goes.
and here we go.
The first two minutes, they're on the floor.
They've used the chair.
Briscoe hit him multiple times with a chair,
gave him a brain buster.
Or no, Kyle gave Briscoe the brain buster on a chair on the floor.
But seconds,
and this isn't the first two minutes to match,
but seconds later,
after taking a brain buster on the chair on the floor,
Mark pulls out a ladder and puts Kyle
on the ladder and got back in the
ladder. The ladders tilted on the
barricade around the fans.
That ladder was made out of tinfoil. That ladder was made out of tinfoil.
That, I don't know what it was made out of, but
I don't want to be fucking flying over the top rope as
Briscoe did over the top rope at a cannonball to land on
the fucking ladder. And then
and Kyle beat him
up with the ladder, they haven't been in the ring at that point in five fucking minutes.
And again, they've already done two or three hospitalization angles.
And it cowled through another ladder in the ring.
And Briscoe was bleeding like a stuck hog.
And he was beating on him with the ladder.
So I made notes.
I'm going to try to find the finish.
This is unwatchable.
I fast forward five minutes.
Kyle gives Mark Briscoe a fucking
He drove him through the table
With a spear or body tackle or whatever
And then hit him with a power bomb
Got a two count
So I fast forward at another four minutes
I stop and there's another table in the ring
And a thousand thumbtacks are already on the mat
And they were in the process of fighting on top of a 15 foot ladder
where they then fell off and went through the table
where then Mark Briscoe
pulled out another table from underneath the ring
but this had coils of barbed wire duct tape to it
and he couldn't get it in the ring because the leg folded out
and he had to go and take forever finally got it in the ring
but when Mark brings the barbed wire wrapped table in
Kyle has gotten a screwdriver
and kicked Mark in the balls
and stabbed him in the head
10 times with the screwdriver
and then started licking the blood off him.
At that point, we were 20 minutes into the match.
I said, I can't do it anymore.
And apparently, sometime later,
Mark won the match and the TNT belt.
What did he use?
A bazooka?
or some type of, I don't know,
a guillotine type apparatus with a sharp blade.
Again, it went further than it needed to
for longer than it needed to, 25 minutes that match.
And it came on the heels of the Moxley match.
They did a no-d-kue match after a no-holds-barred match.
You know, good for Mark Briscoe.
I hate the fact that this would in any way,
and I don't think it does,
but I think it could be presented that way.
Validate Tony's booking philosophy of bring guys in,
beat them, just have everyone beat them,
and it doesn't matter.
You just got to give him a little run
and it overtakes everything else.
He's tried that with Kyle O'Reilly.
He's tried that with Mark Briscoe here now.
Well, if it did work,
his ratings would be up
and interest in these people would be interested.
Yeah, and that's it.
I'm happy for Mark Briscoe.
and yeah well then Brian you know we've got a problem on the roster the former EVPs
who made a big deal a few years ago about having been signed for more money than any tag team
ever and they were EVPs making seven figures well suddenly after they
after they did an angle where they piled drove their boss but then they never followed up on
that.
But they got sideways with everybody and they lost their EVP status.
And apparently they didn't save their money because within months after all of this
stuff happening, they were completely broke.
Then they won several hundred thousand dollars in a fake match.
But then one of the dipshit brothers went to the casino where he has a gambling problem
and lost $500,000 in the time it took to film a vignette.
And then they've been broke again,
and now they're in a match for $1 million.
Boy, this was a hot angle.
Josh Alexander and the Kukamonga kids
against Jungle Jackoff, Dino Dush,
and our old friend, Twinkle Toes McFinger Bang is back.
Kenny, he's moped back in,
with his head down to have another
multiple man
match for no reason
with and for it
against people who fuck him around
and it never does anything about it.
So the fans
yawn when the bucks came out
Alexander might be
okay but he's stuck with these dips
shits and we know what we think about the other
three so I said all right
I betcha
that if when they ring the bell
if I skip ahead 20 minutes they're
still going to be going.
And I skipped ahead 20 minutes, and son of a bitch, they proved me wrong.
They had just done the finish.
So I had to back up two minutes to see it, but I was right in that they would take too much
time because then they got a big long fucking drawn out fake angle to do.
So they did a six way with everybody boosting people up into flips, and somehow one of them
busted Josh Alexander open
Hardway over his eye
and then Kenny and Dino
put both of the Hardley boys on their shoulders
like for a chicken fight shoulder ride
and Jungle Boy
did a double clothesline
off the top on the bucks
but the bucks landed on their feet
after back flipping
and super kicked Dino and Kenny
but then
jungle boy back flipped off the top rope at the bucks, but they double super kicked him.
Then they double super kicked Dino.
Then they double super kicked Alexander by mistake when jungle boy had ducked.
And then Kenny gave Alexander the one-wing fairy on the floor.
But then the buckaroos gave Jungle Boy the shitty double knee lift and beat him one, two, three.
it was just a fucking mess
and I only saw two minutes of the 20
so
then they start the angle
the little kitties from kookamonga
have won a million dollars
and now they're rich again
and Don wants them to be part of the family
and Don takes the bucks
and they're leaving with their bags of money
and there's still five or six heels in the ring
and they start getting sloppy, boring heat on Kenny.
And the bucks seemed fake upset, but Don said, don't worry about him and come with us.
It was milked so long you knew because the camera was lingering.
They went so long it was past the point where you knew already.
And they run back to the ring and the buck,
beat up all the heels and save canny.
And Dino chokeslammed fat-ass Davis and got him maybe 12 inches off the mat.
Good God, he must have a gravitational pull like he's on the planet Mercury or some shit.
They need a tree crane to get him up in the air.
And then the buccaroos shake hands.
What?
You know, these people, they need to make a living too.
The Buccaroos shook hands with Jungle Boy and Dino,
but they're milking it with Kenny.
And the fans are chanting, hug it out, hug it out.
My God, I just think back to,
do you think that the people in the Omni in Atlanta chanted to hug it out
when there was dusty looking at Oli
and they were contemplating it for the first.
This is a soft group of fucking pansies.
Anyway, Kenny slaps their hands away that they offer
and hugs them instead.
And they got some mild applause,
and I can't wait to see the fans turn on the baby-faced buckaroos in two weeks
when they're still this fucking boring.
But this thing had to take well over half an hour
to get accomplished from start to finish.
the lack of reaction from the fans at times
was telling to the buck stuff.
You know, we've been saying it's all the bad drama,
the bad storylines that they come up with themselves,
and then, you know, the bad execution.
Kind of knew they were going this way with Omega
and had to play out this way.
The idea that they were walking down the ramp way
with all their money,
and Don Callis just kept saying,
let's go spend this money.
Let's go spend this money.
They just won this money.
Let's go spend this money.
That's how you got in this position.
And these guys who care about nothing more than money all of a sudden drop the money.
Why did they drop the money when they ran to the ring to save Kenny?
I'd have carried them money back with me.
Right.
Why would you take those?
I would hit them with the bags of money.
See what happens.
But they gave, like they just gave him the bag.
Here you go, you can keep this money.
Why?
It made no sense.
Well, because their friends are worth more than a million dollars to them or whatever
the fuck it is.
It's crazy that here we are six years in
and look at the state of these guys
who were the alleged big stars
as things were getting going,
the guys who had all the indie buzz.
Still in the same place doing the same shit.
Everyone's, yeah, just more injuries,
just less time left
to actually help the business of AEW.
But that's an impossible task at this point.
But there it is, the reuniting of the elite.
Now I guess we have to wait until they do
the big dramatic thing where Adam Page
somehow gets pulled back into this, and him and can he make up,
and then everyone can be made up, and everyone could be friends.
Everything about this is friends again.
There was another promo I just saw.
What was it?
Where the guy was like, and we could be friends again.
It's all about friendship.
I don't even remember, but everything in AEW about friendship.
Friendship, my ass.
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We're talking about full gear.
Back to full gear.
We still have the men's and women's world championship matches.
Yes, and of course, both of them are equal, according to Adam Page.
So we've got to term them like that.
Well, the women's came up first, the flip of the coin.
Mercedes Maune against Chris Statlander.
And again, by the time the time.
the bell rang for this thing,
three and a half hours into the show
plus the pre-show.
And now you've got
two girls
not in a no-d-hose-bard
fucking gimmick match.
They're just, they're going to try to be
Dory Funk Jr. and Jack Briscoe.
And they're going to have a
20-plus minute
wrestling match
marred with a few
modern things. They
they started out at 100 miles an hour.
They had their choreography,
and they go from one thing to another by rote.
It's moved to move.
It's not reaction.
Holy shit, get myself together, come back.
No, it's just, oh, we're going to this and this and this.
Because they're trying to have a classic match
with a lot of moves like they've seen on their jabby.
Japanese videotapes.
Then they got the dive in,
then the spot on the floor,
then Stantlander took a
superplex, or gave a superplex,
and went for a
450 off the top rope,
but Mercedes moved, so Statlander
sold her arm and rolled to the floor,
and a referee
brought it to a halt.
And why, I thought she really,
is she fooled me?
because she really has hurt her arm because why would you just bring everything to a halt right now?
And then Mercedes comes off the apron and hits a meteor on her on the floor and gets heat on her.
And Aubrey Ed was the referee.
Brian, who's a better referee for wrestling?
Aubrey Ed or C-Biscuit?
I'm just wondering.
So Mercedes was working the office.
I zoned out.
I believe Stacey asked me a question.
But a few minutes later, they were both selling and Mercedes went to the top and went for a
splash, but Stantlander raised her feet into the face.
And then they were both motionless forever so long that the announcers were plugging dynamite.
I mean, seriously, they've got to, because it has to be a long match to be a classic, so they have to do a bunch.
of shit they don't sell and then sell
forever, whether anything was done to a person or not.
And again, after a lot of
bloody, gory matches and a lot of long
kick out of everything matches.
Yes, now we got two girls wrestling.
And if Stathlender raised her feet and caught
Mercedes in the face, then why can't Statlander get up?
Nevertheless, after a while longer, they go
back and forth. Stalander gets a cross face.
It's the old of the crippler cross face or whatever.
And Mercedes just gets out of it and gets her own.
So the heel breaks out of the baby faces move and get.
Then they rolled around and they fought on the top turnbuckle.
And Statlander gave her some kind of big move off the top and covered her and
kick out with no reaction because it's 20 minutes in.
It's almost four hours into the show.
And finally, just,
apropos of not really a lot, in my opinion,
Statlander just scooped her up and gave her a tombstone,
one, two, three.
And beat her so,
it's about time the overpaid,
under talented bitch did a job.
But I don't know why they didn't.
I think Statlander still just doesn't exude,
a lot of confidence and personality
and they were having
Mercedes beat Tony Storm, right?
Which personality
is almost all she's got anymore.
But I'm not advocating that
Mercedes should have won this match.
She still got 13 belts.
But God damn, did they have
to be out there for half an hour?
I thought it was 14 belts now.
She would have had 14 if she won
this one, right?
I don't, I thought
I don't know, because she won the
depends, like she had the interim
women's championship and then she won the other
championship. Do you count that? I guess it's one championship now, yeah.
Well, no, because they had a belt made for the interim
title, so I guess when she's the R.O.H. Interim Women's Champion
and the R.O.H. Women's Champion, that's two belts.
You know, this match really didn't stand too much of a chance
just because of where it was on this card
considering everything on this card.
This was the cleanest wrestling match.
on the entire card.
With the exception of the six-man match,
but to be fair,
to be fair,
they had pyro in the middle of a match.
I was about to say that,
that was gimmicked up.
It wasn't really clean
with two guys coming in
in the middle and toward the end
and all this other stuff.
I hate to say,
because it's the women's world title,
but they should have started the show
with this before everything got
completely crazy
and they had to change the mat several times.
It actually probably,
probably would have gotten over
if they'd have started with this.
Well, that was the women's championship match,
and of course, Jim,
a big steel cage match for the AEW World Championship,
the champion Hangman Adam Page
versus Samoa Joe.
And now we're four hours into the show,
plus the pre-show,
and here comes the cage.
And Brian,
usually,
in the course of not just any particular company,
but it's as a general course in wrestling,
you can kind of figure if you're a long-time fad,
they're building this is going to,
oh, this is going to be the one.
This is going to be the guy's going to win the title.
And they went past that point a couple of times with Moxley.
When everybody's like, this ought to be it, that ought to be it.
And he didn't lose.
All of a sudden here is Samoa Joe, the fucking, the baby face beats him clean in their first match.
Then he switches heel.
And then I can't remember what they did last time.
And then he, now did you see that this was going to be the climax of hang nail Adam Page's, you know,
triumphant rain is champion that now was going to be the, did it seem like?
that they had built this up where this would be
the end of the road for Little Rico there.
I mean, looking back now, I guess maybe you could argue
they had beaten Samoa Joe so much in the feud
that you couldn't believe he would actually lose again.
He bled as much as I've ever seen him bleed by far.
But I guess we'll get there.
Well, and that's the thing is, I didn't call this.
I'm not arguing.
I said beforehand, I'd love to see Samoa Joe win the belt from this fucking goof,
but it didn't seem like that they peaked this to where most people believed it was going to happen,
which is why they pay to see things.
But nevertheless, Joe got color three minutes in.
And then Paige took his cowboy boot and hit Joe over the head 12 times with the heel of his boot
and covered Joe and got a one count.
even if it's Paige, who I think is Drek,
these baby faces are all so weak.
And there was nothing for him to do in this match
that hadn't been done already,
and it's two guys in a cage,
they're going to bleed and they're not going to,
I don't, it's just page, I guess,
but I don't like any of his matches.
He does the same shit.
Joe's great when he's got a,
as a heel when he has a smaller
sympathetic baby face
that knows how to work
but this was just
and Joe bled so much
at one point I was thinking
he didn't really do anything to deserve this
Page's beat him every fucking time
what horrible thing is and now he's about to
lose die of blood loss
the fans were kind of getting on his side
and Paige was bleeding too, but not as bad.
No, with Joe, you could see it pumping out every time he was getting a breath.
Yeah.
But that's the thing is besides the bleeding, not much happened in this fucking match.
Then Shepoopi came out and got the title belt and climbed the cage,
but Kingston came out and jerked him down.
And while I was going on literally, wow, because they missed it with the camera, they bumped
the referee.
And Paige got a cover, but no referee was there to count it.
So Hobbs came out.
And I swear to God, they tried to recreate cane ripping the cage door off.
And what we got was Hobbs grabbing the chain with the big padlock that was a chain
in the door closed and just pulling for a second and a gimmick chain.
broke. You couldn't believe it. It was too easy.
The idea is not to just clip it and stick it together with toothpaste.
It's rig it where it's a struggle, but the giant beast gets the...
Anyway, he ripped the door open, but then Paige beat Hobbs up.
But then Joe got a sleeper on Page, but Paige ran him into the turnbuckle.
Page hit him with a buckshot lariat and covered him.
There's still no referee.
Then hook comes in
and picks up the title belt and turns around
and hit Paige with the title belt
and takes his jacket off and he's got an op shirt on.
So all the time that he was telling Joe
that he was mad at him because they turned on him
and left him alone or whatever,
now he's gone back to his.
the ops who apparently have the entire
outlaw mud show crew of New Jersey in their
dojo and Joe gave Paige a muscle buster on the belt
and covered him, one, two, three, and won the title, but it was not a good match
and it was a rotten finish. And at least Paige is not the champion
anymore.
I can only assume that
even Tony realized
or do you think they do realize
or do you think it was just time for
somebody else to win it?
Or did Tony realize that Adam Page
was a shitty world champion?
I don't know if Tony realized that.
I don't think I can concede that, no.
I think they have an IDMing.
We'll talk about the post-match in a moment.
You know, again, I said it earlier.
There are matches with a lot of blood that I love.
This match had, this carded too much blood, this match.
Samoa Joe, however he hit it.
He hit it, I mean, it was gushing, like 10 minutes after it started gushing.
There's blood everywhere.
So I don't know.
You know, you're almost immune to it in a sense, but it's also,
it feels like we're getting more and more,
not just more matches with blood, but more blood in the actual matches.
well they got to outdo what they've done because they've already established a baseline of complete chaos and carnage so then how do you improve on that it's what it's what they've this is the corner they've been working toward for six years they've lost most of their legitimate main event talent many others are hurt the booking has led to they just
do the same shit for hours at a time to dwindling returns based on people getting tired
to seeing the same shit all the time.
And then, well, can we go to what happens next?
Now they've got a brand new world champion.
The lights go out and there's a video on the screen of a burning house.
and here comes Prince Nana out on a stage for a big laser light show,
and Swerve comes out, swerve strickland to a new but still shitty entrance song.
And he strolls to the ring with Nana dancing.
And Stacey had walked in the room while I'm watching this.
And it took him so long to get to the ring.
I asked her, I said, how old is Nana?
He's going to blow up from dancing.
Swerve is the fucking athlete.
He's just walking like he don't give a shit.
And Nana's trying to put the whole thing in the dancing.
Page was still laying there in the ring.
It's been five minutes since he got beat,
but he's still laying there because they want to paint a dramatic picture
and they have no idea in their heads when they go over this shit verbally.
How long all this shit's going to take?
And nothing happened.
Swerve took off his jacket and stared at Joe.
And then all the ops dojo members who are standing there in the t-shirts,
they just start feeding Swerve while Joe jumps out of the ring and leaves.
And Swerve beats up the op-stooges who obviously are letting him and feeding him one at a time to do this stuff forever.
and then Paige got up and clotheslined one of them.
And they played music and that was it.
And Stacey's, what did I just watch?
Is this a parody?
What the fuck is happening?
It's a big moment.
Swerve and Adam Page on the same side.
Reunited.
He even had the burning house in the video to celebrate the good times.
And beating up fucking 12 guys we've never seen before.
You heard the pop from the crowd in the dark
because I guess they had to get Nana out on a stage
and he, you know, glitters.
So they saw him out there.
He was doing the same dance he was doing for the other song
with this song.
He didn't mix it up at all.
It's just, okay, another song I'll do the exact same thing to.
He's got to be at least 55.
But, um...
Oh, come on, he's not that old.
I think so.
What, you think that's that?
I don't think it's that old.
50 is the new, uh, you know, 30.
Well, I'll tell you what, 64 is fucking awful goddamn old.
Either way.
Swerve Strickland, an AEW Star returns.
Now you have the ops, I guess established maybe a little more as a heel,
top heel faction with Hobbs as the chain-busting power man and Samoa Joe as the devious
world champion and Hook is the kid.
Shabata as the...
It used to be Jackie Coogan.
Now it's...
That's right.
Hook.
We always talk about Tony doubling down on the things that, like, why?
Maybe they'll prove me wrong.
Maybe Hook will have a heel run here where you finally see it.
But why would you be giving Hook a main spot like this right now?
But that was a AW.
Oh, go ahead.
It fits the story.
It fits the story that Tony wrote in his head, that he comes back too often.
And he thinks everybody, Tony not only thinks because of his condition,
that everybody can store as many meaningless,
trivial and obscure factoids and happenings
and callbacks and remembrances in their minds as he can and his.
And he thinks they're hanging on every bit of it
because he's telling these compelling stories to himself.
And when you watch them in front of you,
they come out as gibberish because you don't have the same luxury.
that Tony did of thinking it up and understanding it.
Well, celebrating six years of Tony Con the Booker,
AEW Full Gear in Newark, New Jersey,
we shall return momentarily
with some audio from Tony Con, TK, himself,
at the Full Gear Media Scrum.
All right, Jim.
We have returned,
and of course, AEW Full Gear was a spectacular like no other.
But you have to wonder,
what does the boss have to say about all of this, about everything happening in AEW, the state of
AEW, we always talk about it, what does Tony have to say about it? We have media scrum audio.
I thought you meant the final boss. You just mean the regular boss. When the final boss shows up next,
he may be the size of Tony. We'll see what happens, but we have Tony Con audio from the media
scrum. It's been a while since we checked one of these out. Do you have any thoughts about
TonyCon media scrum audio returning to the show here? Yes, I'm not ever in favor.
of it because he says the same shit every time.
Well, let's get the first question here that was asked of Tony.
This one was about where the company was a year ago and how it is today.
I guess the one year, I don't know what the hell I'm saying.
But I guess we've heard a narrative recently.
I'm just looking at this email titled This Week Spas Nors.
Oh, God damn it.
I type things out quickly
because you're being a pain of the ass
and then I get this Spasnors on the show
Ladies and gentlemen
I don't know where we were
but here we are
Tony Khan audio
Jim
a narrative you've heard recently
it was on the Ariel Hawani show
was in I guess other interviews
is the idea that
he really kicked it into full gear
no pun intended
a year ago
and it's the best
work he's ever done, the best booking he's ever done.
He quit doing things
against his better judgment, and he's
taking control of the ship, and he's
steering it, and he's stoking the furnace,
and he's peddling the pedals, and
it's him, him, him.
And he thinks this is great, great, great.
And at the same time, over a period
where WWE is cooled off, AEW's
cooled off, and you could see it in the crowds,
notwithstanding 10,000 people for a pay-per-view in Newark
in the New York City area.
You see it in the ratings
when we had the quarter hours
and now that we only have the new method
which is causing people to panic
because it's so low for wrestling,
there hasn't really been much progress
that you see.
We hear loose things about pay-per-view numbers,
but there's no tangible evidence
that anything's up.
Basically, everybody reports
that Tony says that, oh, yeah,
it was exceeding our expectations,
by 10,000 over last time, or it's right about what we usually do, but nobody ever sees a
manifest or anything, do they? Maybe Dave does, and that's why he's so confident, but let's go to this.
Tony reflecting on where the company was one year ago to where it is today. Swami,
quite upset about this.
Hey, Tony, Bill, from Pop Break. We've talked a lot tonight about, like, people coming full circle.
Take us from last year at Full Gear to this year.
full gear and talk about creatively and everything that's gone on and how you personally feel
about where the company was one year ago to today thanks one year ago sitting in this chair
today i felt i don't feel now one year ago i felt and today it's 180 degrees the other way
felt one year ago embattled.
I feel the opposite.
I feel like we are, like,
doing the 10,000 fans and having the full gear show
felt like the beginning of a turnaround,
and that's really what everybody,
the vibe of the full gear last year,
was like, this feels like the beginning
of a big turnaround for us.
And you look at one year later,
and it feels like we're on such a great run this year.
It's been a really great year for us,
some interesting things I'm learning about looking back at this year and we're in the fourth quarter now of the year.
It feels like the fourth quarter like a sports game, but also four quarters breaking the year down into quarters.
The first three quarters of the year.
What is he saying?
What is he talking about?
I can't follow the guy.
I'm trying to make notes on the words that he says.
I know you were listening because you didn't really pipe in.
He was saying how last year, when they had a big crowd apparently for the same pay-per-view event,
people said, this feels like the beginning of a turnaround,
and that the last year that we all witnessed with our eyes was the turnaround.
He's trying to tell us how many quarters there are in a year.
He won't just...
Let's go back to Mr. Gavis.
He loves his calendar, girl.
Let's go back to TOTICOM.
Here, we gained share on CBS for Dynamite, which is huge.
For TNT right now on Collision, this is the time of year now where after some playoffs and
stuff, the show is back in its groove.
And this is the most exciting time of the year, I think, because now the concept of
classic gets gone.
Collision is back in its groove at 200,000 people.
And dynamite is winning its share.
Does that, to phrase it that way,
means that the rest of TBS's programs suck too.
Collisions back in their groove of 56,000 in the key demo.
Let's go back to Tony Con.
We're down into the final stretch.
Last year, it felt like from full gear and the Continental Classic
things really picked up.
I thought the Continental Classic last year was even better than the first year.
and there were so many exciting things happening.
I thought we ended the year on really high notes.
And then this year, I've just been so happy with the AEW shows.
I think this has been the most consistent year.
I thought tonight was another great pay-per-view, which means,
and it's just opinions.
It's all personal opinions.
I feel like we're batting a thousand on the shows this year.
I thought the pay-per-views were great last year, too,
but I also think that the TV has been more consistently great this year.
Great, great, great.
We're batting a thousand.
One of the big changes is having.
Let me stop for a second.
Batting a thousand.
That's a hell of a statement for...
I didn't even know Vince McMahon or Bill Watts would have ever said that.
Nobody would ever say.
He loves his shows, the shows that he puts together for him.
Having the shows streaming on HBO Max.
And there were a lot of questions.
Would we be able to having shows every Wednesday on TBS and every Saturday on TNT?
When we started putting the shows on HBO Max,
would we be able to sustain, hold up, do one?
well and we've done really, really well, keeping a great audience on cable for the shows and also
adding a whole new audience on streaming. And then recently we started doing the pay-per-views on
HBO Max. And I think this is going to be the biggest one yet. And I'm really excited about it.
I won't have all the data until early next week, but just from early advanced buys, it felt
like this was a real great success story. We had great international support for the show.
but trying new things, having the tailgate brawl,
having an hour on TNT right before we go live with a pay-per-view
to sell the pay-per-view and do things to hook people in.
The last pay-per-view.
What?
What things hooked people in?
Seeing a fat guy from Costco spots fucking do it.
And again, we're several minutes into the question
about reflecting on where the company was.
was a year ago versus today.
Yes.
And we understand that Tony likes his television programs that he writes and produces.
But again, besides all of this gibberish, he's not speaking in any coherent, logical train of
thought about the question that he was asked because he's too busy blowing himself.
And how in the world does he think that they...
You notice he said, would we hold up, would we sustain, would we do well?
And we've done well.
You didn't hold up.
You didn't sustain because your ratings have dropped even before the new method dropped them further.
Well, let's go back a little bit more for this question with Tony Com.
Like it worked really well and there was a very positive reception, having things on the tailgate bra,
including the FTR versus jet speed match that went into the pay-per-view.
And that was very positively received.
tonight we had a twist on it where it was again a match that that helped us hook people in but then
uh ocada's arrival a little different but also a very exciting way to have the tailgate brawl
connect to the pay-per-view and that was very well received also uh by who we're doing yeah where is
that feedback where is the great reception except that when you were sitting there at the monitor you said
oh wow this is so cool let me see what my friends on twitter is saying what are my friends
friends in the Discord servers say. Let's go back a little bit more this answer, Tony Conn.
Things differently a year later, but I felt like one year ago, that was the beginning of a
great run of things that now, like you said, full circle, it feels like a total opposite feeling
where it was like a year ago, it felt like the beginning of a turnaround, and now it feels like
just flow, momentum, and what a great year we're having. So thank you for asking.
Well, there it is. He wrapped up the question. Jim. They're having a great year.
Last year it felt like a turnaround to which direction.
That's the thing.
Because last year at this time, they were doing, well, I mean, they were doing better than they are now, but the show still mostly fucking sucked.
So was he, he felt like a turnaround where it was going to get better?
It felt like a turnaround where, yeah, it got worse.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't hear a lot of people saying AEW feels really hot right now or they're running on a hot streak.
They have a lot of momentum they're building upon.
He sees things that no one else sees.
Well, somebody else over in Campbell by the sea, California might see, I think, the same thing.
Well, Jim, our next question to Tony is one about the brand new national championship that was just introduced
and what the inspiration was for this championship.
Let's go to this and see what you think.
seems like an easy question to answer.
Justin Arazio with Sports Radio 94 WIP in Philadelphia.
Tony, it's nice to see you again.
Hey, good to see you.
We've heard a lot from indie promoters talking about how much success they've seen
from Mercedes-Mune going to their promotion and winning belts there.
Did that have any impact in the decision to create the AW National Championship?
I think absolutely that is one aspect of it.
And it's not just independent promotions, but also I think
strong international promotions.
We've had a really good year in ROH.
We've done a lot of different things this year.
And so far, I think the ROH paper views have been great,
but there's also been really good reception.
I think every time we've put some of the shows on YouTube,
people have really been very receptive.
I know a lot of people do at times miss when we used to put up dark and elevation on YouTube every week.
Sharon and Paul White on commentary made me miss elevation.
I don't know about any of you elevation, hardcores like me.
and I absolutely love those shows.
So I know people love when we put wrestling shows on YouTube to begin with,
but really in terms of having stories,
championships,
and a great group of wrestlers and some young wrestlers and some veterans,
I think it's been a great year for ROH,
and I thought that Super Card of Honor...
Let me stop in for a second.
I don't even, again.
He's all gibberish,
and it's a great year for Ring of Honor
when he puts them on YouTube and all of his others
did anything to the national title.
and the fact that there's 18 million titles
and what does
if Mercedes is winning little
indie companies titles
what does that have to do with the national title
is he going to put the national title on
ricochet and send him to round
jerk water and mud lick to
fucking face the local champion Tits McGee
what is this rambling
we're getting ring of honors having a great ear
this somehow explains how Mercedes-Money
was part of the influence
in his decision to create a national championship
back to Tony Kahn.
And Death Before Dishonor
have included some of the best wrestling matches.
And even though I was frustrated
with the circumstances
that led to me making a choice
in the chair of putting up
Supercard of Honor
on YouTube for everybody to watch, actually,
there was some very good silver linings
because then I think it opened a ton of people's eyes
like this is an awesome pay-per-view.
I like, that's what Ring of Honor has been doing.
These are great.
And then in addition to that, I thought, putting the global war...
Let me stop for a second.
Have you heard anyone, even the biggest Tony Khan defender,
say that he has boosted the recognition of Ring of Honor?
No, I don't even see anything about it on Twitter anymore.
Does it make any news anywhere?
For all you, elevation hardcores, no one.
one was an elevation hardcore.
That's why the show went away.
There was no one wanting to see it.
Let's go back to more from Tony Kahn.
Or show up for free on YouTube was super positively received.
I really loved the ROH Global Wars.
In particular, Global Wars, Mexico, when you look at some of the matches,
Bandito and Dorado,
Moriarty and Blue Panther, that tag match now and look back at that,
seeing Persephone and Athena on opposite sides.
and that tag match, Persephone and Thunder
against Athena and Red Velvet was outstanding.
And now Athena versus Persephone for the R.
This is about how the national championship was created.
Yeah, and how, I swear to God,
you tell me something ain't wrong with him.
People say that I can remember everything.
Ask me to goddamn list the card for Silor City,
North Carolina in August 1986.
I'm going to have to go to the notes.
But he's just, bang, big, bang.
these obscure.
How many shows and matches does he see and write and et cetera per week?
Well, he's at every show.
He goes to every show.
I know that.
Let's go back to Tony Kahn on the inspiration for the creation of the national championship.
ROH women's world title.
So ROH can really benefit for the first time ever.
There's never been AW sending a champion to ROH has never happened in the history of the promotions.
So that's very exciting.
I know that from talking to CMLL and New Japan, they are interested in this,
especially when you consider Rikoshae has wrestled for both those promotions and done very, very well,
and made appearances for New Japan pro wrestling and CMLL,
even going to wrestling on Russell Dynasty, going down to Arena, Mexico.
So certainly you couldn't have asked for, frankly, a better first champion than Rikshay.
I absolutely think...
Yeah, you could have. There were several options in the match.
Well, besides that...
Ryan, if he's the national champion, that means he's the champion of the whole nation.
So who gives a fuck about him in Mexico or Japan or any other goddamn nation?
Let's go back.
Are there still more about, I mean, at least we got to the national championship,
the idea that Rickashet may defend it like Mercedes-Money in different places around the world.
I guess that's what he's saying.
I don't know what Ring of Honor had to do with any of this, but let's go back to Tony Con.
It is eye-opening to see people raving about the positive contributions of having an AEW wrestler on their shows, but it's not just any AEW wrestler.
It's Mercedes-Money, the TBS champion, somebody that is one of the really recognizable stars of wrestling and somebody that is one of the top wrestlers in the world.
So in this case, you have another top-top star, somebody who has great credentials.
and also is a very recognizable wrestling star,
who is a very hardworking star who's probably the world.
So I do think Mercedes blazed trails
in terms of probably traveling and wrestling outside AEW
more than any champion ever,
not necessarily always defending the TBS.
This motherfucker can make you tap out like you've been sugar-holded
by a NCAA champion.
Do they ever just say, okay, that answers my question.
Again, the question was about if Mercedes-Mune inspired the national championship and in his own stengalese, we kind of got there.
We have a few more seconds of this answer.
Let's go back to this.
Championships and taking over promotions.
So it would be interesting to have AEW having a champion going and making defenses.
And we'll see how far it goes.
He may only make one and it could end any time for ricochet.
That's what makes it very compelling and interesting.
but I absolutely think
Rick Shea was great
tonight and
he could be a great national champion
but you have to give tons and tons of credit to Mercedes
to your point for all the different
promotions and all the different championships
Mercedes has gone out and all the business
to your point that she's done for the different
promotions she's wrestled for and I think
those promoters are on to something. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Good heaven. It could end
at any time for a ricochet.
Those promoters are on to something.
We can only hope.
Why?
You know, I was going to say if somebody would take the transcript of his media scrums
and just boil the answers down to a sentence or two,
then you could actually maybe understand them.
They would only take like 10 or 15 minutes total for the whole scrum,
but then there really is no answer to boil down, is there?
He gave a five-minute answer to that national championship question
where he actually kind of answered it in the last eight seconds.
But it took us a long while to get there.
Like, it's like an AEW show.
It's like an AEW match.
That's the way Tony's brain works.
You'll get the finish, but you're going to be here a while,
and you're going to see a lot, maybe too much, but you'll get the finish.
Jim, Tony was asked in the media scrum after full gear about the runtime for AEW pay-per-views,
and is there a chance they'll get back to ending before midnight on the East Coast?
Here's Tony Kahn.
Lots of hands. This is great. I love this. Thank you for all coming.
Grant Matthews at Bleach Report.
Tony earlier, you mentioned the quality of programming that AEW has been delivering this year.
the consistency in the quality of the programming.
And I think that's been especially evident so far on pay-per-view in 2025 for AEW.
But that being said, though, with the runtime of these shows,
will we ever get back to a point where we can deliver the same quality of event
that gets done before midnight, 1130, specifically for the East Coast shows,
or maybe specifically in terms of crowd engagement and stuff like that, just maximize that?
For Saturday night.
Good Lord.
And he had to grovel like some foreign.
leader bringing Donald Trump
a golden egg and then ask a
question after he's blown
him.
And you don't see the visual of Tony
responding to that. He just
very, very, you know, shakes his
head nervously or he kind of
sometimes this one, he tipped his cup to the man
when the man said the paper views
have been so great over the last year.
Tony tipped his glass to him
or his paper cup. They've been
great, but can they possibly
be great under four
hour so anybody could leave the arena and get home before daylight, that type of thing.
Well, let's go to Tony Kahn's answer. A good question. I definitely was in, you know, I could see that.
You know, after Dinah, I like the feedback. So I do think, like, to your point, after Dynasty,
I said, like, I probably on the East Coast wouldn't do a Sunday night, like that late again.
And so then we started doing, which worked really well, a lot of afternoon start times.
I thought tonight was really great. And obviously, there was a lot of captivated people, uh,
throughout the night.
I am interested in that.
Captive. Captive.
I don't know about captivated,
but they were being held captive.
Epic pay-per-views with earlier start times
was interesting also when the show,
to your point, like, is on the West Coast.
Like, it's not as a, you know,
you can play with the start times a little more.
Also, it'll be interesting going back to Sundays
because I look at Sundays and Saturdays
a little bit different from each other.
You know, I go to,
boxing matches in MMA
where like the main event's not getting into the ring
until like one in the morning and the cards are like
several hours longer with pre-lims
but you know
and there's like 37 minutes between fights with video
like you know and whereas it's not
the action doesn't pace the same
so I really like it
but at the same time you know I
I like the feedback so after Dynasty
he's all about I like the feedback thank you for the feedback
the feedback is these shows are going
way too long and they're ending way too
late and he's like I love it
He doesn't want it to end.
That's the problem.
You're listening to him.
He's not like looking to go back to the hotel.
He doesn't want the show to end.
Well, and it's a different audience now more than ever with the UFC or the big boxing fights.
And a lot of those people just go to sit there and drink.
But nevertheless, he can't address the issue.
Thanks for the feedback.
I'm not going to listen to it, is what he's saying.
I really last year or you know this past year when in Philly I was like you know I probably I love the show but I probably on a Sunday maybe I wouldn't do that on the East Coast so I think I look at Saturdays and Sunday's different we have a history of doing more Saturday pay-per-views in Q4 particularly like during football season I really think it serves us well not to do Sunday pay-per-views so then Saturday pay-per-views I will always be a little more flexible than Sunday but also
I think there was something to the early start time paper views at times, too, and that could be interesting, too.
So, you know, something to think about, we ended up putting three in a row.
It could be interesting to do one on a deserted island somewhere in the South Pacific,
but for this purpose of this fucking answer, just get to the point, say it one time, and move on.
With early start times, and that ended up being, they were all great shows.
So there might be something to that.
And then, you know, we've always done show.
Our contracted time from the shows has always been close to four hours.
So if you look, every AEW pay-per-view has gone over three and a half hours.
There's never been an AEW pay-per-view that went under three and a half hours in the history of the company
because we were contracted to do shows that go about 345.
And if we didn't, I would have people talking to the end.
Hold on one there, one second.
He's saying
These words came out of his chicken lips, Brian, last.
We were contracted to do three hours and 45 minutes.
That's what he just said, right?
That's what he said, yeah.
That ain't the way it works.
They don't tell you the pay-per-view company
or the streaming distributor or whatever.
They don't tell you how long your show has to be.
you have to clear the length of your show with them
when it was satellite pay-per-view.
You had to get satellite time.
That's why Vince would never go over three hours.
In the early days,
you had to buy another hour of satellite time,
which was thousands of dollars, whatever.
But no, he's telling them how long,
that's what he's telling them.
His side says this show is going to be
at least three hours and 45 minutes and then they still go over and remember in some cases
some systems have cut them off over the past few years remember that's happened a time or two
that's because they're going to go four hours then they started going four and a half
so it's up to him nobody says we're not going to carry that fucking show
unless it's x amount of time and length that is not a thing that takes a thing that takes
place. You're booking a time slot. You're booking a window. When you do pay-per-view, you're saying
we have a three-hour window. That's why WWE pay-per-views would typically end a few minutes before
three hours, because that was their window. Yeah, and in the early days for the replay,
they had to have this into the end of the time I was with TNA in the early 2000s. They had to
have like six or seven minutes to rewind the goddamn tape. So that's why there was always panic.
if he weren't off the air 10 minutes till oh fuck well let's go back to a man that's not panicking
tony con he's still answering this question and thankfully we never ended up in a chytown rumble
situation where they had to send enhancement guys to go wrestle for 15 minutes after rick flare
and rickie steamboat because they didn't fill the contract time to do a pretty good job
basing it so uh what i think it's interesting but definitely uh you know i can see i always like
hearing the fans feedback i thought tonight was really really
really great show.
And that was it.
Well, that was it.
Here's my feedback, Tony.
Get out of show business.
They didn't.
By the way, it was, who was it they sent out after flare and steamboat in Chicago?
It was.
Was it Steve Casey?
And Kendall Windham.
And they didn't not fulfill a conscience.
they saw that they had time flare and steamboat went home early because it was right, right?
So they were going to send one more match out also for the people in the arena.
And there was, you know, I think they were close on the pay-per-view time anyway, but for the people in the arena.
And then the mistake they made was they were only supposed to go like six or eight minutes,
but they sent them out there and then everybody was so excited about flare and steamboat.
Nobody ever sent him a queue.
So they went like 20 fucking minutes.
I think they went off the air on the pay-per-view, too.
Nobody told them to go home.
That's pretty fucking funny.
Anyway.
Well, Jim, our next question of Tony Kahn from the media screen.
Oh, Christ.
Is it his last one?
It isn't.
There are several more here.
Oh, Christ!
But this one is about if Tony watches independent wrestling
and what he looks for when scouting talent.
Let's go to this.
Oh, boy.
Thank you.
Tony, you've got to fly to Phoenix for Jigs for tomorrow.
You want to take three more questions?
That sounds great, but at the same time, I do appreciate you all being here.
Of course.
And it feels like, you know, I'll try to pace them here.
So three feels about right.
Cool.
Great.
Thanks, Tony, thanks for the time.
Rob Pazbani from The Stunner here.
A few years ago here at Full Year,
was one of the most iconic moments where we had the double debut of Adam Cole and
Brian Danielson.
and I'm just curious.
What was it all out?
Oh, that was all out?
That was all out, 21.
I'm sorry, it's late.
Okay.
But, uh,
the point in my question,
my whole question is bullshit.
Thank you very much.
The guy,
why didn't the guy ask that if he wasn't certain about that?
But let's go back to this.
Let's go back to Tony Con.
I'm sure you're constantly scouting.
And I'm curious,
do you watch independent wrestling yourself?
Yeah, I do.
Like, are you looking for the next?
Yeah, I do.
Sometimes I go to.
independent wrestling. So what do you look for when you're scouting? Like what? I look for
wrestlers that the fans connect with and also that and it's all different things. Just like in
football, football players are built different. Like you're looking for different players that
play different roles. Like not every player is the same height and speed and skill set. And
there are things that you look for in some players versus other players and you look for
people that can come and play a role in your organization.
So when you're looking, you say, oh, I think that person could do this.
And then eventually maybe they could grow into a role.
And same thing when you're scouting a football player.
You think, okay, well, they can come in and I think they could play this role in the organization.
And then I think they have the potential to grow.
And sometimes in whether it's football or wrestling.
Let me stop it for a second because that's a great example there.
Because much like wrestling, Tony was inserted in a job in football.
And now he's talking about football scouting.
successful football scouting.
Like he understands it.
Aren't they the worst team in the whole goddamn history of football is what everybody is always saying?
Well, I don't know about the whole history of football, but they haven't been good.
I think this year is the best year they've had in a while and they haven't had a good year in a long while.
But again, they have people you hire.
You know, baseball scouts are typically old players or people who have been around the game forever, never like,
hey the kid the kid of the owner wants to be a scout he's a scout now what that was the
well here's the thing it was jeff wilpon that's what that is it's an easy thing for him to say i look
for people to connect with the fans or the fans like or whatever well yeah ding bad of course but
also that's that just makes it a little easier in some cases but if this is the problem he's
going to indie shows and he's seeing who the indie fans connect with instead of going to indie shows
looking at all the talent and saying first and foremost,
what could I do with that guy?
How would I present that guy?
How would I produce that guy?
What is he a, do I see a baby face or a heel?
What do I see to accentuate his presentation,
a change in clothing, a different attitude,
some kind of music, whatever the fuck.
what slot might he fit in a roster that I'm envisioning?
Would he be an upper card guy or a main event guy?
Or is a young, exciting, preliminary star that you could see some growth in
and have that.
It's not just who 300 people in a barn in Poughkeepsie are going to be cheering for
because they're a local guy
or doing a silly gimmick
or it's somehow caught on
because it's a rib
amongst the fan base
which he's hired a bunch of ribs
whether it's because the guy
sticks his hands at his pockets
or his thumb up, his ass
or whatever the funny thing
is, that guy has got over
with those fans, but you can't put it
on fucking television
although he does.
But it's scouting talent
is how is this guy's
work.
Is he,
is his shit good at the same time safe?
Is he have timing?
Talk to him.
Can he cut a promo?
What is there about him that you like?
But what is it about him that you believe he should do better if he's going to fit
into what your fucking vision is?
Am I going above Tony's head at this point?
I don't know if it's possible to go above his head.
He's pretty high.
But Jim, let's get back to this answer.
There's still a little bit more about what he looks for when scouting independent wrestling.
I'm high.
I can come down.
Perform or underperform those expectations, but they're just estimations and ideas that you have.
But in the end, I go out and I look for people that I think could connect with the fans
and people that could be good fit for AEW and especially people that will be good in our locker room
and be a good part of the company, but also people that are going to be.
great wrestlers for us.
And it doesn't necessarily, in every case, have to be right away.
Sometimes it can be, but it could be somebody for the future.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Brian, ask me if any time I've ever booked anything anywhere,
if I wondered whether or not that the guy would get along with the rest of the locker room.
Jim, when scouting independent talent, do you take into the equation how the wrestler
will get along with the rest of your locker room?
No.
I'm not even independent to anywhere anytime.
No booker in history.
Well, I'd love to bring that guy in,
but I'm afraid the boys wouldn't like him.
Well, fuck it.
They'll have to fucking figure it out.
They'll goddamn one of the other will like one of the other
or one of the other will goddamn leave.
But I'm not going to just, oh, I don't think somebody would like him.
What the fuck?
And what are your thoughts on Tony?
when he's not dealing with all his AEW stuff and football stuff,
watching independent wrestling,
going to independent shows looking for talent,
I guess his eye is a talent scout.
Well, I don't know how he has time or, again,
it's so much of the same shit.
I don't know how he has the patience,
but we've seen that Tony has plenty of energy.
But I wonder, does he disguise himself?
Because there's not a lot of pictures
that you see circulated.
Well, there's Tony Khan at front row at Garbage Championship Wrestling Palooza.
So whatever, is he hide, is he sneak in the back?
Is he hiding?
Whatever.
Me and Bobby and Stan were leaving the Orange Bowl in Miami at the Bash 87.
And a guy came up and said, Jim, Jim.
And I said, not now, buddy, got to go.
He grabbed me by the arm.
I looked around.
He took his baseball cap off of it with Paterson.
What?
He lived in Florida or had a place in Florida at that time,
and he came down to the show and came in and were just checking out the talent on Crockett's roster.
Had you ever met him before?
No, that's the first time I met him.
He just says, don't say anything.
Loved your match, boys.
Oh, thank you.
Pat, good to see here.
We got to go, blah, blah, blah.
And he went back in to sneak up and look at the rest of the show.
No shit.
I don't think I've ever heard that story before.
Wow.
and at first I almost blew him off
I thought he was going to ask for my autograph
and it's fucking Pat
but he was no but that's the thing is that
every once in a while
you would sense in the old days
when anybody had opposition
whether it was local or national
you'd send somebody you trusted over
to sit up in the fucking bleachers
and see how the show went
what people thought of it
and what talent you might
want later
on.
All right, Jim, our next question for Tony Kahn from the media scrum following full gear.
Is a question regarding the potential sale of WBD, something you just talked about on the
experience.
And what happens if someone with ties to WWE purchases it?
Let's go to this.
Hey, take a few more here.
Hi, Tony.
Ariya Wittner at 4W Online.com.
Earlier this week, it came out that there were a number of
for Warner Brothers Discovery, including some that already have commitments to other pro-restling companies.
Are you worried that if WBD is sold to one of these companies that may not be good for the future of AW on TV?
I am not worried at all. I feel really, really good. First of all, we have a great partnership with Warner Brothers Discovery,
and we are very blessed to work with the great Superstation TBS with TNT and now having the show stream on HBO Max.
And no, that doesn't concern me at all.
I'm very, very, very, very optimistic about the future of where everything's going.
Thank you.
That was a quick one there, but what did you?
That was the quickest answer ever in the history of Tony Khan answers.
Is that a tip?
What else?
In and of itself, the idea that he said something quickly like that.
Yes, and let's move on to another subject.
The answer that he did give was we have a great relationship with the people that own the thing
now I had a great relationship, Brian,
with the guy that used to own the car wash
that I used to go to.
Where the guys that, where they all knew
me, and boy, they would just buff
everything just right down to the goddamn
shine.
And then they sold it and they do a shitty job.
Because I don't have a great
relationship with them anymore because of different
fucking people.
So he can't say he needs to be
worried, but he needs to be worried.
That's why he didn't say anything
because he's worried.
Yeah, he was looking very positive in the video while this is all happening.
He obviously doesn't want to give away any weakness.
And again, even if you have a great partner in WBD,
and I guess you could argue they really are a great partner,
they let A.A.W. do whatever the hell they want.
They give them more time than they're supposed to have on their shows.
They let them air...
A lot of money.
They let them air the pre-show now into the pay-per-view
and cut off the main event of TV.
It just goes from Okada into a movie.
Like, he's standing here, and all of a movie starts.
So they really have been a great...
because they do derive some benefit from their pay-per-views and they do have some,
whether it be minute amount or not of ownership and somehow they're financially benefiting
to some degree from this.
But the question is, is it going to be long enough or is this going to be another deal
overly on a much bigger scale where Spike TV comes and says to TNA,
well, we've been paying a lot of fucking extra talent expenses.
and this and that for you guys and what the fuck.
And then Dixie's going to be,
homina, amina, homina.
Only this is Jacksonville Dixie.
So he's going to go homina,
howma, howmina, homina for about six minutes straight.
And again, you could talk about how
you're a big part of Max.
If Max gets gobbled up by Netflix,
you're not a big part of Max anymore.
Because it's about what Netflix wants,
but we'll see what happens.
There are a lot of interesting stories going around
about potential purchases.
of WBD.
One way or another, it will affect AEW.
Jim, our final question for Tony,
an interesting one, because it relates to something
we've talked about for any Booker,
let alone for Tony Kahn, we've discussed it about him as well,
and we're going to have follow-up audio from Dave Meltzer after this.
Oh, good Lord.
But it's Tony Kahn being asked about...
Brian, you're just hitting me with all these great orators.
It's...
These incredibly talented public speakers
that just captivate your attention.
You sit and wrapped the amusement at the whole thing.
Well, here's Tony Kahn being asked about burnout
as a booker and as a promoter for AEW.
Anybody here who has not gotten to ask a question yet
that's holding up?
Yes, okay, because we've had, thank you.
I want to make sure anybody who has not gotten to ask a question yet,
because thank you.
Yes, thank you, Tony.
Thank you.
I just have to ask, clearly you're a big wrestling fan
like a lot of us are in here as well too.
But in being in that space, you know, we have what we'd like to call a burnout, basically, where it's a what?
A burnout.
It's what we social media viewers to call where you're posting so much, you're saying it too fast.
Oh, burnout.
There we go.
A burnout to a burnout?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What are the feeling that Tony's heard this phrase before.
That suddenly doesn't know.
You have a burnout.
It sounds like a meltdown.
It sounds like a nervous breakdown.
You just,
you get burnout.
I don't know.
Is English a second language for all the people in this room?
I see no video.
I don't know why they have such trouble and mangle the goddamn King's English.
And you had to see Tony's face as he's trying to figure out what this man is saying.
And then he realizes it's burnout and it's Tony that he's asking about burnout.
And then, well, Tony may not understand hard work.
What?
Basically where you're posting so much, you're consuming so much of the product that you just kind of go into that
burnout phase where you don't feel as motivated to say post or as motivated to basically do what's
a part of your job necessarily.
I have to say for you if there's any case where you might be, say, a little less motivated.
No.
I haven't taken a break from wrestling in a long, long time, and I love it.
And I'm very much in the zone.
I love coming to work every week, and it's a consider, I've never missed a show, and I absolutely love it.
And I talked about this a little bit earlier in the week, but I love coming here, and even if it's a question I've talked about before, and this is not a question I've talked about, I really like it, but I did reference some things along these lines earlier this week that I'd get back into.
Every day I come in to work, I'm so grateful to be in the chair.
and I think all the time about how fortunate I am.
I'm also really glad that you all, for the most part,
a lot of the wrestling fans seem to like the work I'm doing
and want me to be in the chair
because I'm also cognizant that it's not always that way for people.
And I feel like, again, like I said earlier,
a year ago I felt like I was working really hard
and I was trying my best.
And I feel like after a year later,
being in the same building in the same place,
after going to turning it, you know,
it feels like we're in a better,
place than we were a year ago.
Let me stop it real quick.
Would a sign of burnout be not necessarily like you're stressed or, you know, just
you're hitting a wall, but you can't recognize when things that are not good aren't good?
That's what I'm, and I just keep sighing because he just won't ever end.
But it's not about not being excited to come to work or not.
trying hard or not, you know, being motivated to do it.
It's, you've lost it.
You're burnout.
You can't.
It's not, this is not like a job where you go and perform a specific function every day.
Whether it's music, the music business, or whether it's movie making or the television
business or the wrestling business.
it's entertainment.
There's not office hours.
There's not days off, weekends.
Sunday doesn't make any difference.
In the wrestling business,
it's all the time,
constantly,
for however long you're doing it.
And that's why bookers would quit booking for a while
or promoters would goddamn,
Jerry Jarrett bought him a construction company
to have something else to fucking do.
whatever, you can't just do this goddamn forever.
And being creative is more difficult than just going and doing a rote task.
You can go and stuff envelopes.
You get burnt out with that and you don't want to goddamn go to work.
But in this case, being responsible for a television program for entertainment and effect,
as bad as he wants to go,
just ain't got anything else to do.
He's doing the same
shit over and over in the same way.
As Ernie Ladd
would say, ring your brain out. Your brain
is like a sponge.
When it is absorbed all it
can and you must ring it out.
He's just doing the same
shit over and over. He's bumping into the wall.
But it doesn't mean
he doesn't enjoy it. He just
ain't, he's lost it.
Well, let's see if he finds it
more audio from Tony Kahn about burnout.
Many, many ways.
And for me, I don't get that.
So I'm always really grateful.
Now, as a wrestling fan, wrestling's on 52 weeks a year.
So I do realize that, like, it takes a special kind of sports fan to have no offseason and to follow a sport year round.
And there were times when I was a kid where there would be periods where, like, I wouldn't, you know, I'd be, I was playing basketball.
and it was like, you know, I missed some wrestling shows,
and the next thing you know,
you missed the show a couple weeks in a row,
and I'd tape a lot of things on VHS,
so I'd forget to set the recorder,
and then you missed the show.
And there were a couple times where that,
in the 90s, I had a couple times like that,
and then time.
Let me stop it real quick.
What does it have to do with him being burnout
after booking his fucking fiasco for six years
that he used to miss the show?
show every once in a while in the goddamn 90s.
He hasn't missed one since.
He's saying he hasn't missed one since.
He's trying to think back to when he missed his show and he's like, well, there was a time
of the 90s that I kind of wasn't interested.
It's been nonstop ever since.
He wasn't writing him except in his basement to his other three fans on whatever the
thing was.
Again, this is burnout of a, whether you're an executive producer, whether you're a
Lennon and McCartney as songwriters,
whether you're a goddamn movie producer,
whether you're a writer,
you've got writers block.
He's done it.
He can only rehash the same shit.
He needs to get away from it at least,
even if he comes back to it.
I'm not saying that would be a lot better,
but you can tell he's slowing down a little bit
unless they adjusted his medication.
he's a little less peppy that he used to be,
but mentally come up with a goddamn new idea.
One that's good, not one that you just think is good,
because you won't listen to people.
Let's go back to Tonycom.
After time, anytime I got away from it,
I always rediscovered my love for it.
And then being entrenched in it now for seven years,
every single week without a week away from it,
I'm obsessed with it.
I love it so much.
I never think about being away from it,
and I eat and breathe and sleep it.
So it's a really pleasure to be here,
and I never take it for granted how special it is
to be able to do this.
Thank you for asking.
All right, well, there it is.
Then he's going to ask again.
You know what?
I'll tell you one more thing,
and then I'm glad we're done with him.
In Smoggybound Wrestling.
I never missed a TV because we shot our
TV once every three or four weeks, right?
So, and, but toward the end, I not only took off some of the spot shows because it was just
getting ridiculous.
I needed some goddamn sleep, but also for the whole, the whole duration, maybe once every three
months or so, I would tell Brian Hilderbrand and Sandy Scott, you'll see me in three and a half
days.
And there would be a way
that they could call me somehow
if somebody
goddamn fell in a well
and otherwise
I crawled in my hole
somewhere and didn't think about fucking wrestling
for about three days.
Imagine how you feel if you're a Jaguars fan
and you hear Tony who
has always been so involved saying
he's obsessed with wrestling,
doesn't miss a show,
it's all he wants to do, it's all he thinks about,
how's he supposed to have time and the energy and the desire for all these other things,
the football team, the soccer team?
Well, but here's the thing he didn't really run those to begin with.
It's not like he's out there writing the football game for him.
That's why they can't pick talent.
That's something that runs as a pattern.
But they've got people running the football team.
Could you imagine that if he went in and said, okay, guys.
down on four,
hut one,
hut two,
whatever,
no.
This is because this
is his childhood fantasy.
He didn't book football games,
so he'll let other people do that.
He booked wrestling,
so he's got to do this.
Well, of course, Jim,
a lot of us have thought that Tony has indeed burned out,
not that he had great ideas at the beginning,
but the same things over and over,
the mistakes that are never learned from,
the TV's not exactly good.
But someone did come to the defense of Tony's burnout,
and that's Dave Meltzer, who apparently returned from his vacation
and recorded, or maybe he's still on vacation.
I don't know, he's in a room.
I've never seen him in here in this video.
But he's speaking to his co-host, Garrett Gonzalez.
Wait a minute, is there padding on the walls?
That could be a clue.
No, but Dave's hair gets darker and darker every time I see him.
I don't know what he's doing to his hair.
but let's go to this audio right now.
Gary Gonzalez and Dave Meltzer
talking about Tony Kahn burnout.
Somebody asked Tony
about burnout.
What did you think about that question?
That was pretty interesting.
He doesn't burn out,
but, you know,
the,
you know,
it's kind of inhuman
to do as much as he does.
I mean,
he is devoting most of his time
to the wrestling,
but it's not like he's not,
you know,
you know, devoting a lot of time to football and soccer.
So, but yeah, you know, I mean, I mean, look, I think it's pretty clear that Tony Kahn's always
going to be the booker of AEW.
And, you know, whether that's good or bad.
I mean, it's, if you like the product, the way he presents it, it's good.
If you want some other type of product, it's not going to be that product.
Yeah.
And, wow.
Let's stop it there for a second.
Because what Dave is saying is actually the truth.
I think he's saying it is exactly right here.
That's amazing that he's come out and said it.
Won't that offend Tony more than anything else is that Dave is actually saying,
look, it's not going to change.
It's never going to get better.
If you like what it is, this is what it's going to be.
But it ain't ever going to change.
because Tony's never going to quit.
That is what he said.
Tony's always going to be the booker,
and for anyone who wants a different thing,
which you could take as a better thing,
it isn't going to be that.
Let's go back a little more audio here.
It is.
There's a lot of different questions on that,
but I, you know,
sometimes you don't know you're burning out,
and a lot of times when it comes to booking,
you know, Bookers burned out
and they're the last to know it.
And I'm not saying that Tony's burned out
or anything like that.
And that's where that clip cut off on YouTube,
but...
Well, now then, I'm not saying
that this is what's happened,
but this is what's happened.
Good Lord.
And...
Yeah, he's having this conversation
with Garrett Gonzalez.
Listen to some of the things
Brian Alvarez has been saying at the end.
Well, I was about saying,
is Garrett Gonzalez trying to do
Brian Alvarez, like a way,
flowers and madam type of thing
where Alvarez has his hand
up Gonzalez's his ass
because he sounds just like him.
I don't think that's the, I don't know
that they sound alike, but I don't think that's the situation
at all, but I thought you were going to say
you didn't know whether a hand was up anybody's ass
or not, but you're just concerned about how they sound.
Jim, burnout is what we're talking about.
Burnout, burnout's a thing that I'm going through
after listening to those two brilliant
enunciators.
Jesus Christ.
If either one of them had been Abraham Lincoln, we'd still have slavery.
You see, Dave won't admit that Tony isn't as good as he thinks he is.
He'll just say, instead of saying like Tony needs help or Tony, he'll just say, like, Tony's going to be the one doing it.
That's just the way it is.
This is what it's going to be.
This is how it is.
It's a weird form of just acceptance.
Just accept.
This is how Tony books and this is what the show is going to be.
and nothing will improve it.
Stop being a grifter.
Stop complaining about it.
You know, just this whole, you got to learn.
Just everything with Dave, this nonsense.
And he said everything true there about burnout
and how it affects Bookers and are the last to know.
He just wouldn't apply it to the person we're talking about, Tony.
But that's the closest he's come.
So I do have to give him a tip of the hat
instead of a wag of the finger
because he actually said the truth.
just didn't apply it to the specific person, so he's got plausible
deniability when Tony says, you said bad things about my booking.
Well, Jim, there'll be plenty more bad things to say about his booking in the future.
That was the AW full-gear media scrum for Tony Kahn.
And with that, that's right, this is the drive-thru.
The drive-thru is closed.
I forget what this thing is that we're doing here.
We've been recording a lot.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you like wrestling history, the next episode of
the experience is going to have some very interesting segments.
Check it out.
Highly encourage you to in a few days.
And of course next week, back here on the drive-through,
go through the archive.
Patreon.com slash cornet.
$5 a month gets you access to the archive,
going back to 2013, patreon.com slash cornet.
Don't forget about the official Jim Cornet YouTube channel.
Just go to YouTube and search for Jim Cornett.
It'll come right up.
Full episodes, Clip City episodes.
omnibus collections, and so much more,
the official Jim Cornett
YouTube channel.
Cornett's collectibles at Jimcornet.com.
What's going on, Jim?
We already covered it.
At Jimcoronet.com.
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But with that, we are officially closing the drive-thru.
We hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving.
The drive-thruel will re-o.
open. Don't worry. We're not closing for good.
But we hope everyone has had a
happy Thanksgiving here in the States. I'm begging
you, guy. Just close it for a few days.
Any final words for the listeners?
Yes. Happy Turkey Day.
For Jim Cornyette, I'm the great Brian last.
Tally-ho!
