Jim Cornette’s Drive-Thru - Episode 420: Jim Reviews AEW Full Gear

Episode Date: November 29, 2025

This week on the Drive Thru, Jim reviews AEW Full Gear 2025, as well as Tony Khan's media scrum! Plus Jim previews Survivor Series, and talks about Bret Hart saying Shawn & Vince were lovers, his ...Twitter exchanges with Ricochet & Will Ospreay, and much more! Thanks to our episode sponsors: PRIZEPICKS: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JCE and use code JCE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! SURFSHARK:  Go to https://surfshark.com/JCDT or use code JCDT at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! RIDGE:  Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off  by going to https://www.Ridge.com/JCE #Ridgepod AURA FRAMES:  Exclusive $45 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/JCE or use promo code JCE. Send in your question for the Drive-Thru to: CornyDriveThru@gmail.com  Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Merch! https://arcadianvanguard.com/ Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:34 Stuff falling all over the place. Hello again, friends! And you are our friends. Don't leave paperwork on top of your organ. Welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's drive-thru right here on a wonderful fall day, almost winter. May feel like it for some of you, but we have an action-packed show.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Lots of big, big topics on a big, big, big show here today. Big, big! I'm your host, the Great Brian Lass, and here he is, Mr. Big Stuff himself, Jim Cornett. A Miss Big Shot, who do you think you are? Brian, are you using your organ as one of those spike things like they used to over at the lunch counter at the Walgreens where they just take the check and they stick it on the thing there.
Starting point is 00:01:22 That's why your paperwork messed up your organ plate. It started out. It sounded more like a cruising on Lake Havasoma version. It was a little slower. It was almost like you. You were just reaching up from falling down and grabbing the keyboard to try to push yourself to your feet. And then it perked up a little bit. Then you hit one note that came by like a rainbow bread truck careening around the corner
Starting point is 00:01:48 and smashing into a goddamn group of orphans crossing the street. You never really got him back after that. That's kind of my sound. That's kind of my sound. I don't know who you are. Who are you to ridicule my sound? The careening truck orphans is the new name of that band
Starting point is 00:02:09 by the way we are trademark that can you trademark that I know someone who can but careening truck orphans All right well we'll see Maybe we can get a guest appearance from you on the album when we finally get in the studio but here we are Jim a big week
Starting point is 00:02:24 we have a big show lots of things happening Oh big big big huge big I have just given up as we'll talk about here a little bit later on I've given up on a general public, trying to recognize how these people, what the matter is with the reading comprehension, is it a cognitive ability to process the information that's playing out in front of you visually and audio-wise
Starting point is 00:02:49 or on the written page or the logic or lack thereof? A lot of people just don't get it. That's the theme for today on this show. That's right. Thanks for throwing it back to me, Jim. Of course. Yeah, well, Edman, back to you, Brian. It's going to be a fun episode today, as I said at the top.
Starting point is 00:03:13 You know, we have episodes where we say to ourselves, well, I guess we got some classic stuff we could talk about because there's not a lot happening. And then there's episodes where there's too much happening and we got to find a way to... Cram it all in. That's right. And that's one of the episodes...
Starting point is 00:03:29 Pack it all in. We're going to pack this fudge as tightly as we can. I wouldn't phrase it like that, but you know who packs things all the time? Hotchkiss Featherbottom from Corny's collectibles. I see what you did there, and I'm proud to announce, ladies and gentlemen, that as of right now, as we sit here and speak right now, you're not going to hear it for a few days. But Hotchkiss Featherbottom is coming over tomorrow to pick up everything that has been ordered, except we got 500 personalized books orders less.
Starting point is 00:04:03 to go and I expect to have a productive Thanksgiving weekend and we might actually be caught up with everything that has been ordered to date at least in the mail by the first week of December or the end of the first week of December. And if you order by Cyber Monday, you can't wait till Titty Tuesday, you got to order by Cyber Monday, a non-personalized heroes and friends by Jim Corny. the best-selling new book, if you're in the United States, you're going to still get that by Christmas. Bless the little children at Christmas at Jim Cornett.com. And there's only about a 10-day turnaround now
Starting point is 00:04:48 on the orders that do not require a personalized book. But many people want to hold this, Brian, in their hand. It's like your organ when you hold it in your hand. They want to hold this book in their hand and they want to see a personal message written across the states and the countries and around the globe for me to them
Starting point is 00:05:10 and signed there and so that it takes a little longer. Does anyone... Congratulations, little pizmo on your hernia surgery. You know, I told you somebody asked for that. The example that I made on one of the shows was, it was like, to a little pizmo, congratulations on your bowel movement, and somebody asked for that personalization.
Starting point is 00:05:33 but I'm a customer pleaser, Brian, you were going to say something or just speak? Does anyone request no autograph? Like, they just want a copy they're going to read and leave around. They don't have to worry about protecting an autograph? Are they twice so far out of about 3,500 copies of the book? Does anyone request you write, like, don't smudge this? Well, no, that's kind of self-explanatory. That is, they might sometimes, there is a character limit for fucks,
Starting point is 00:06:03 say could people were wanting me to write goddamn especially on the action figures where they ain't a lot of room on the front want me to write goddamn passages from Mark Twain and shit I don't fucking know and so Hotchka's put a character limit on there because there is some it disfigures after a while if you just write all over anything a picture fucking whatever but what was your question I think you answered it well there you go see
Starting point is 00:06:30 there you go I'm a customer please or Jim Coronet.com and yes, get other things for Christmas also. The non-book stuff, we're getting out, turning out quicker. That's right. And each and every day, we still have tons of members of the Cult of Cornett Facebook group posting their photos of the books arriving of their inscription. So it's a popular holiday support. You know what I haven't seen? I don't, maybe is this a bad sign, Brian? Everybody is so happy to get it and they take the picture. they shoot the picture out and they oh I've ordered it I can't wait to get it
Starting point is 00:07:06 and they have gotten it but then they never review the fucking thing does anybody like has anybody enjoyed it yet they're just so thrilled maybe they they're shocked into silence I don't know I haven't had any bad review nobody said anything to me
Starting point is 00:07:21 good bad or indifferent well get your copy today Jim cornet dot com Jim we have a whole lot going on you know it's late November yet there's gardener somewhere scooping up. Jesus Christ. It's pissing me off. It's pissing me off today. You know what? When the snow
Starting point is 00:07:38 removal services in February start making the same noise, I'm thinking you're going to need to go for some kind of brain scan. I could deal with them. I hope they come by. I can deal with them. As I said before, we have an action-packed episode. We have a lot to get to. The AW pay-per-view was filled with. highlights that everyone wants to hear your thoughts on. Why don't we start with Brett Hart?
Starting point is 00:08:07 That was a left turn at Albuquerque. He wasn't on the AEW pay-per-view, but no, he was somewhere, someplace here lately. I've seen some of the comments, and we'll go ahead. Well, Brett Hart, the hero we all need in these times, is on his, I don't give a fuck any more. Mortor, where he just says all these things, and you're just amazed that he's saying it's so nonchalantly. He apparently was in Montreal. To be fair, almost everything Brett says is nonchalantly.
Starting point is 00:08:41 And that's, that's not a knock. It's just his demeanor. I want to say this was in Montreal. It's for a podcast. I'm not familiar with the Johnny I Pro show. I don't know if it's a wrestling show or just whatever, but Brett Hart was asked about or was talking about. I don't know how this came up. Sean Michaels and Vince McMahon, again, one of those topics that he gets asked about a lot because of Montreal and the famous problems, the fight backstage, Vince's role in everything.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Well, enumerate the fight where Brett knocked Vince out backstage or the fight where Brett stretched Sean backstay. There were a number of incidents. So, I mean, just so we don't narrow anything down. And over the years, and we'll talk about this after this clip, we've heard various wrestlers at various times usually people disgruntled with WWE if we're going to be fair but still they would say
Starting point is 00:09:36 they didn't like the click and maybe there was something going on with Sean and Vince but let me play this audio again it's from the Johnny I. Pro show here's Brett Hart talking about Sean Michaels and Vince McMahon I think that Sean and Vince were sleeping with each other Well, let me stop it there real quick. Do we need to elaborate?
Starting point is 00:10:08 I mean, he leads. I thought the greatest opening line in history was when George Carlin came out for one of his HBO specials and said, did you ever notice that the people are against abortion or the people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway? Well, Brett may have beat that. And he just topped it. He just topped it. God damn it. Go does go on.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Let's get more detail from Brett to hitman Hart. Yes. I honest, I'm just telling you, I think I'm very close to the truth here. Sean and Vince were lovers, and that's why I'm being dead honest. And I'm telling you. We all know what they stand for. They, and I just, when I look back, it's like, I got caught between two lovers. You know, and I got...
Starting point is 00:11:00 Let me stop it there real quick. Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool. Vince and Sean have screwed me. They've broken all the rules. Shafted and screwed over, and Sean was so envious and jealous of my position that he finally had to sleep with Vince to get it. I tell you, I say all this with absolute...
Starting point is 00:11:27 I would say it to Sean if he was right here. I would actually like to have Sean come clean and say, look, we were lovers. Because I'm sure they were. I have an absolute 100%. If I saw either Vince or Sean here, I would say I think you guys were lovers. I love it. Well, there it is, Jim. Okay, first of all, that is the most entertaining verbally
Starting point is 00:11:56 that Brett Hart has ever been in his intention. entire public career and the timing and the fucking delivery and the now as to you know again this is part of the issue it's a long time ago we're talking about it's not like you didn't hear this back then because although on its face you would think that's kind of ridiculous well but no here's the thing i yeah i heard it more from the i can't say the internet what was the precursor of the internet? Did they have the web TV then or whatever that was? You heard it from the fans more than I actually heard it
Starting point is 00:12:39 when I was around these two, in their own way, miserable fucking people every goddamn week. Could just act physically, logistically, there was barely a point in time where it actually could have taken place physically and logistically. unless they were doing the now Sean and Sunny in the locker room
Starting point is 00:13:05 that's been documented but not Sean and Vince there were people we were around Vince 24 fucking hours a day but nevertheless point being not in his hotel or in many cases Michaels was out on the road
Starting point is 00:13:24 when Vince was in Connecticut and at the TV tapings there was they would have had to have fucking done it four o'clock in a morning behind a Coke machine in a middle of, I mean, it's ridiculous for somebody not to have busted them at the time, but nevertheless, that's what I'm trying to say to you is, now that I've heard this, because what I was going to say when I had only read the comments that Brett made was that, you know, when you, when there's somebody that's incredibly accomplished and talented in their chosen field and has reached the pinnacle and made money and got a claim and actually says almost everything, you know, that you agree with.
Starting point is 00:14:19 And then they just say something is just, and then the Martians landed. And you're like, oh, fuck, why did you say that? because now some people may think you're fucking nuts when you say other shit that is logical and commonsensical. But now that I hear the delivery, which got over goddamn to this live audience wherever they may be, I think he has some reason for winding up, as they would say across the pond, winding up either Vince or Sean or both.
Starting point is 00:14:57 And it was just, it's just, that was an amazing fucking routine there, but I, I don't know that he can't legitimately believe that is what I'm trying to say. But I don't want to bust up his fucking cave. Have other wrestlers believe that in the past? You would all. I mean, I saw the road warrior say it in an interview in like 2002 or whatever it was. But also, well, also, look at what other wrestlers. have gone on record as believing since then, in some cases,
Starting point is 00:15:34 in many cases, it all boils down to, I've said, why did he fucking put up with the goddamn thing? But I think in some kind of weird, the thing being Sean Michaels, in some kind of weird, Vince way,
Starting point is 00:15:54 that boyhood dream thing was Vince seeing himself. He was so fix- fucking Sean Michaels. Yeah. Oh, God damn it. He didn't have a... Sean Michaels didn't exist
Starting point is 00:16:12 when Vince was a boyhood and had a dream. It was just a dream in the mind of boyhood Vince McMahon, maybe. Who knows? As I said before, whether it's just that it was, he was a pet, project through
Starting point is 00:16:28 because he was convinced that goddamn Sean was this was going to be the thing or whatever the fuck for about a year and a half as I said but no either one of them I just know I just I'm sorry see it's something that I've always heard
Starting point is 00:16:46 questioned because it always comes back to and again this is before we found that about the sexual perversions you know beyond the Rita Chatterton accusations we really didn't know too much about Vince McMahon, what he was up to. But you would hear people say, here's businessman Vince. Why is he putting up with any shit at all, let alone on a continual basis from the second worst drawing champion he had, a baby face who did not get over to a lot of guys. And that may be Vince's fault more than Sean's because Vince kind of turned it
Starting point is 00:17:21 into a different kind of deal that, you know, guys weren't going to get behind. But After all that, Sean is fucked up on drugs, fucking up shows, walked out or was sent home on several occasions, and didn't draw. People kind of rewrite history about Sean Michaels because of his comeback in the 2000s, but he wasn't a draw, and DX didn't take off until he was gone. I would never rewritten his history either, but look at Ultimate Warrior. Somebody just tweeted the contract the other day. Vince tried to give him after what that last time so he wouldn't go to fucking
Starting point is 00:18:00 WCW and bomb out there too and he was going to get the biggest his pet projects whether the warrior fulfilled his bodybuilding dreams or Sean Michaels fulfilled Vince's
Starting point is 00:18:15 now apparent horrible self-image of being a trashy abused kid from a fucking trailer park or whatever his goddamn mind fuck was now, in hindsight, his pet project, he put up with all kinds of shit. But I don't think he was blowing warrior either.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Well, there's always been people who think that, but... And also, by the way, Michael's may have, you know, beaten fucking Wilts Chamberlain for a number of women that he may have fucked around with on the road, but again, the guys in every territory since the dawn of time have tried to come up with the story to justify why that somebody has the spot they want or won't give them the spot they want. For years, a bunch of the guys in the Tennessee territory would have whispered to you.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Well, you know, Jerry Jarrett's really Roy Welch's son, he had an offense. with teeny until you go back and do the actual genealogical research found out that both Jerry and his sister were born before the teeny ever was involved with the wrestling industry or sold her first ticket at the shoe store they already existed as people and it wasn't like she was going down to the wrestling matches so it that exists but at some point As I said, you've got to look at, okay, I'd like to, it's like another topic we're going to talk about here later on in the program. People will believe the most preposterous shit because they want to, because they would love for that to be the truth. And also it's inside information or whatever.
Starting point is 00:20:14 and so they will believe preposterous shit and I am convinced again if Brett sounded like he was that I don't know how old Brett is I don't want to age him but a 60-something year old stroke victim meandering that yeah Vincent Shaw they were lover but no he was goddamn he was Carlin on stage there
Starting point is 00:20:41 or some wonderful or whatever for a fucking snappy bit. He's got to be winding those two, one or both of those two up. And I heard that they've all made up in the past, but now he don't give a shit. And I don't think that he and Sean are in the same social circles. And I would put that on pay-per-view
Starting point is 00:21:05 to see him, because I believe he would actually probably do it if he's goddamn, you know, unless there were, working a program together, he might very well fucking Brett say it to Sean's face. And I would put that on paper view. And I would put down a large check for a front row seat just to see everybody's reactions to all of this.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Maybe that's what this is. Maybe the Saudis paid like $100 million to get Brett versus Sean at WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia. And this is the build. With Vince on a pole. He may like that. Who knows? Well. If I can be serious, though, a serious question.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Do you think Triple H was fucking them too? Oh, come on. Do you think it was like the three of them? Like, you know, just, hey, let's go back to an hotel. We love the business so much. Huff your pants. Because why else? Because again, it's the other guy.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Nothing else ever made sense. Why did Triple H get the push he got when the fans didn't take to him? And then he was shoved down everyone's throat. He was overpushed. Vince had a weird, at a minimum friendship, connection with Sean and Triple H. And I think especially people- Triple H was Sean's friend.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Triple H was a student of the game. Triple H would love to work out. Triple H knew exactly in what manner to appeal to all of Vince's interests as a talent after the whole curtain call thing when he got his wrist slapped. he is smart enough to lay back, realize the situation, and suck up to everybody for a
Starting point is 00:22:51 fucking solid year or so. And then there you go. Do you think Sean ever worried about making Bruce jealous? I think Bruce was always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Did you ever see the footage of Vince McMahon giving Sean Michaels his Hall of Fame ring when he went into the Hall of Fame? I don't recall it, to be honest with you. There's lots of footage like this.
Starting point is 00:23:14 You may have even seen it up close. and in person when you were there for the Rock and Roll Express where backstage, because he won't come out and he doesn't want people to mention him, Vince McMahon would present people with their ring. And you have their little moment and he'd get a picture. He presented it to Sean and dare I say, it looked like two lovers embracing. And they were crying and they were like hugging. It just again, it's the Vince McMahon Hall of Fame of who he chose to put in this year.
Starting point is 00:23:43 at least that's what it was for a long time. But I don't know. I don't think Brett Hart did anything to kill these stories. I think we're only going to... You think they'll sue Brethart? I guess that's the next question. Oh, I've got to get into the discovery documents. Is there a way that we can...
Starting point is 00:23:59 Can we somehow be partied to that suit? Can we recommend an attorney? 87750, Steve. Get even with Steve at new law office.com, but that's the Brett. hard update. Yeah, I have another quote here. Real quick, let's go to this. Well, yeah, because there was a couple, see, here's the thing. I'd seen this in kind of reverse order. Like, I'd seen like three comments from Brett, and the first one was like, yeah. And the second one,
Starting point is 00:24:29 I was like, yeah, that Brett, boy, he tells it like it is. And the third one is Sean's fucking Vince. And I'm, what? The fuck. He's got a record of honesty. I don't know. To see what happens there, but here's a quote. This reminded me of you a little bit, Jim. On today's wrestling, Brett Hart said from the same interview with the, what was it, Johnny I. Pro, I see guys throwing punches. And they open their hand at the last second and slap the guy. Why don't you take 10 minutes and go down and have someone teach you how to throw a punch instead of throwing that embarrassment of a punch? There you go. That is, that's something that any established professional. It was looking at a tape
Starting point is 00:25:13 with a fucking young, up-and-coming, aspiring professional or somebody in school or whatever would fucking pick out of a goddamn video as sage professional advice. And apparently he wasn't referring to Jay Uso here. He's referring to Seamus. I'd never even noticed it with Seamus, I guess, because I don't pay that
Starting point is 00:25:35 close of attention to his match. I was about saying, Seamus kind of, you know, light bends around him really where you don't see him even when he's there because of his paleness. But a lot of them do it. And he's right. And it looks silly. And I don't know why that because I mean, most of the guys that were spent any time, let me qualify, most of the guys that spent any time at all in OVW back in the day did not throw an
Starting point is 00:26:09 embarrassing punch because we took the time to teach them to do it right and show them why and why not and various and and nobody was ever hard way at anybody busted them open knocking their teeth out or throwing the sissy slap punches it is not that fucking hard if you concentrate they work less than ever before and they throw their punches worse than ever before it's interesting well there are is Jim the Brett Hart update. But now there was something else that he said also. Oh, what else?
Starting point is 00:26:45 Maybe I could look at it up. And I'm trying to think of what it was. Oh, God damn it. I saw another quote that he had. Well, nevertheless, check out the interview, ladies and gentlemen. It's too fake for me, modern wrestling. That's it. I think that today's wrestlers are actors.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Most of them are actors pretending to be wrestlers. And, you know, they don't actually know how to wrestle, and they don't even know what a headlock is. He always thought wrestling needed to actually pretend to be wrestling, as a quote. That was the other thing that I heard, that common sense, experienced veteran, professional opinion from a guy to high level and nothing controversial about it that I can see. And then he went to, and invented Sean.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Have you ever heard or even read something Brett Hart has said and said, that's completely erroneous, that's not true? Let me go back through my mental files. You know, he wrote a book that was, God- Fantastic, yeah, great play. It was also long enough to have been co-written by Tolstoy, so I'm trying to... It was called Beowulf II. I can't give a blanket statement that I agree with every word.
Starting point is 00:28:11 that was in Brett Hart's thousand page book and off the top of my head, somebody, some wise ass will point something out, well, he said this about you, you agree with that. But for the most part, besides being, and I've said this before, I used to think during the time, goddamn Brett's taking himself so seriously.
Starting point is 00:28:33 And then it became refreshing when he was the only one that was taking the business seriously. And it's been, been entertaining that it's almost like a running punchline with and Bill Goldberg you know what he went for lunch Brett well not what Brett Bill Goldberg gave me when he concussed me it's been entertaining because you know fuck if a guy had kicked me in head and cost me millions of dollars I would let people forget it either but I didn't want him to become you know like the old guy trailing off like when Ron Wright had been drugged by Tammy Fitt
Starting point is 00:29:11 and I remember when me and Donnie were the Tennessee tag team champions. But, you know, more often than not, I agree with what Brett says about the wrestling business. It's very logical. He is a little dry because he's Canadian. Remember, I always said Owen was the only hilarious Canadian. In wrestling. It will in wrestling.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Okay. But otherwise, you know, Brent was not always joshing in his delivery, but he kind of makes point. But, but goddamn, that was great. Well, we'll see what more can be found out about this. We'll see if anyone asked Sean Michaels about this. But Jim, on the topic of Brett Hart and on the topic of what he's saying here. Yes. You have to wonder, Brett Hart, you know, the nonchalotness, the ease that he has saying these things and even talking about people he doesn't like,
Starting point is 00:30:20 I wonder how much of that's because of the ease of knowing he's going to pay one fee and get access to all the WWE premium live events and special events by Saturday night's main event. And like the Survivor series about to happen, Brett Hart is in case. Canada. And not everyone has that luxury. And those of us here in the States, you may love where you live. You may hate how much you have to pay for premium live events. We have a way that you can pay less. And for a moment, be Canadian in the right way from our friends at Surf Shark. Jesus Christ, that was a long way around your elbow to get to your wrist. Folks, I'll tell you what, though, it's Surf Shark. That's Surf Shark, as in your you're surfing and then suddenly a shark comes at each use surf shark vpn and of course that's surf shark
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Starting point is 00:36:41 why don't we do a quick preview of the Survivor Series war games coming up from San Diego, California, this coming weekend, November 29th, 2025. That is a Saturday, as of this moment. Jim, let's talk about this. There is a bill before Congress to change that, right? It'll be then Thursday afternoon. I don't think Congress can get anything done that. quickly, so I think we're safe.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Jim, this will be at Petco Park. This is a big event. Here's another thing. How about, you know, the L.A. Olympic Auditorium or the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum or New York's Madison Square Garden.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Now we've come down to Petco Park. It sounds literally like a field of rabbits and gerbils and oscillots. and all kinds of rodenting the badgers and the beavers and all the other things are just running around in the Petco Park
Starting point is 00:37:42 with birds. That's two straight segments of mentions of gerbils and rabbits, ladies and gentlemen. Well, they were just, they were on my mind. The little furry creatures can be running around in the park from Petco, not a goddamn sports arena or a stadium. Well, Jim, as we are
Starting point is 00:38:01 recording, and Monday Night Raw is not taking place yet, there's only four matches announced so far for this card. Good Lord. So let's go through this list here. So again, we're swinging a pendulum from one extreme to the other. The goddamn matches won't stop on one side, and they won't even start on the other side. You gotta think they're going to add at least one, maybe two matches. I think they were setting up maybe a multi-man, potentially Survivor Series match on the,
Starting point is 00:38:28 on Smackdown. but here's the card so far, Jim. Yeah. For the Women's World Championship, Stephanie Vakere, the champion, versus Nikki Bella. Oh, Jesus Christ, we haven't paid close attention
Starting point is 00:38:44 to the last couple of weeks. Where did she come from? Well, I know where she came from. Where's she been? I know where she's been. Why is she back? I assume you're talking about Nikki Bella? Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Well, I must say, this is the best she's ever looked. she's aged really well Nikki Bella came back again as a baby face to help her friend I guess that was a compliment No she looks great for her age She was really good for her age
Starting point is 00:39:09 You wouldn't think she is the age She is she looks really good for her age How old is she? I have no idea You don't reveal a lady's age That's what they say Oh for Christ's sake Jim
Starting point is 00:39:18 We're trying to do a professional preview here As you ask She returned to help Stephanie But it was a ruse She actually turned on Stephanie So now Nikki Bella's a heel Well, I gather that point, but the point is, has she ever been any good? Have I seen a Bella match ever?
Starting point is 00:39:37 I mean, you must have. You've definitely seen them in Royal Rumbles. I don't know if you've ever, for WrestleMania. You can't really tell there. WrestleMania, she worked with, was it Becky Lynch? I bet you I didn't watch that. So I don't know. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I'm hopeful that Stephanie Vacker will. retain so that you know she can build her dominance her dominant streak coming up since you you and the rest of the fans
Starting point is 00:40:09 seem to have taken to her so why does Nikki Bellany to come in and horn in on things Jim for the Intercontinental Championship oh you didn't make a prediction you said Stephanie Vicarre well I hope I hope that's what happened but I can't make
Starting point is 00:40:25 a learned prediction because I don't know what they're doing and have little desire to learn. For the Intercontinental Championship, the champion, John Sina, versus Dominic Mysterio. Here we go. Obviously, Sina, I think Sina is going to retain, and I think he's going to drop it to Gunther on his last match in December. What is it? December 13th.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I believe that's what they will do to maximize what time they have left with John. But this is going to be, I would think, an excellent match giving again, Sena's age and he's not going to fucking fuck himself up before the last one this close, but it's going to be a great match that people are going to go ape shit open. And Sena will retain somehow, but I would think that, Dominic will come out with some kind of bitch or some out so he can still be the whiny little heel that he is. This may be the highlight of the night.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Jim, in a women's war games match. Which you have to watch because you have to compare it to what you just saw blood of guts. I don't think anything can compare to what I saw at blood and guts. Ria Ripley. E.O. Sky. Alexa Bliss. Charlotte Flair. And A.J. Lee.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Versus Nia J. J. J.X. Lash Legend. Oh, boy. The Kabuki Warriors of Aska and Kyrie Seine. And Becky Lynch. Boy, if they'd have narrowed that down to a six-girl tag, I think that would be just swell. I mean, here's the problem now.
Starting point is 00:42:31 And individually, love Ria Ripley. He has E.O. Sky is wonder if she's the genius of the sky. But Alexa Bliss is very small, but they got Charlotte for some size. A.J. Lee, also very small, but it's her matchback after she was the hottest thing of the summer. And apparently from what I understand, she sold more merchandise than anybody. did or I start to say that the wrong way. She was in the top 10 merchandise sellers. I don't know if it was in any order, the people that I saw.
Starting point is 00:43:09 But from one fucking match. Boy, we saw Lash Legend a few years back on NXT. Brian, is it good news or bad news that we haven't seen her on the main roster, but she's been around for five years or more. Well, she's on the main roster now. She's got size. She's got presents. She was rotten.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Is she continuing to be rotten or is she better than rot? Well, what better a place to find out than the war games? What better place to throw a wrestler and see if they've got what it takes than the war games? But they got Becky on their side and she's a big star. So, all right, I know they're going to do this. that we're going to have dinner for we have dinner. So who's in the men's? This may end up being better than the men's again.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Did you pick a winning team? Oh, that's what I was going to say is the problem is a war games match or some type of ultimate stipulation match like this should always theoretically, logically, and psychologically go to the baby face because good trumps over evil. But now that they have these gimmick matches at regular intervals on shows
Starting point is 00:44:38 instead of coming up with, oh, we haven't had one in three or four years, it's perfect to peak it in this match. Then you can't have the baby faces win every fucking time, especially when there's two of them on one. fucking show. So, again, you know,
Starting point is 00:45:00 it's always good for the baby faces to triumph over evil before they just get the shit kicked out of them until people lose faith. But who knows where they're going? Are they going for an electrified cage next month? Now with midgets, I have no idea. The men's war games match.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Jim, the final match so far for Survivor Series war games. CM Punk. Cody Rhodes. The Uso's comprised of J.N. Jimmy. Well, who else are? Who else who's there? And Roman Raines. Versus the Vision, comprised of Braun Breaker and Bronson Reed. Logan Paul, Drew McIntyre, and Brock Lesner,
Starting point is 00:45:55 with Paul Heyman. And this is another... Has there been a war games that many main eventers packed in it and WWE since they started doing it? I don't think so. That's why I'm going to say is this one is hard to call
Starting point is 00:46:16 because you have a situation where you really you'd have to struggle to figure out which team to put over because of various reasons. and this is not the culmination of a long program amongst everybody. There's some long-term, Brock has dropped in like twice, right? And otherwise, this hadn't been an ongoing thing with him,
Starting point is 00:46:48 but at the same point, if there is somebody that was going to lose on the baby-face side, you would think it would be one of the Uso's, which is why you probably shouldn't, do that. Because that's what everybody would think, and they just end up being flunkies. But then who does the job on the heel side? It would probably come down
Starting point is 00:47:16 to Bronson Reed, who's part of a package they're trying to push regularly. You don't want to beat Drew McIntyre again after he's been beating so many times already. This ain't the time. to beat Brock, and it depends on how they feel about Logan Paul.
Starting point is 00:47:40 So this one is up in the air, too, because this is not, each of these guys can still have their own individual issues going on. So it's not like it's the ultimate blow off amongst all these people, as it would have been previously in a normal war game setups back in the day. So the answer is, that's a great fucking main event, which is another reason why I wouldn't have the goddamn girls do it first. You think someone will turn on one of the baby fans? I'm trying to see who could turn.
Starting point is 00:48:24 CM Punk ain't going to turn right now, you don't think? Cody Rhodes wouldn't. The Uso's, they're kind of just there right now. Roman A-turning. I guess we'll see what happens. That Survivor Series war games, Jim, four matches. I do predict that Heyman will come off the top of the cage with a fucking frog splash. Again, you hate to encourage AI.
Starting point is 00:48:51 There are videos I saw just recently where I'm guessing someone said, generate me the biggest, fatest, sloppiest looking, like six, seven, 600-pound person to jump off the top of cages. And like rings are collapsing and, like, landing in the fans. It is horrible. And it's scary because it's AI, but I couldn't look away. I watched it like a hundred times. Well, I'm glad to know that you're getting productive use out of your spare time, Brian.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Well, that is the Survivor Series preview. Of course, surfshark.com slash JCDT to check that out. Jim, why don't we talk about, before we get to the AEW pay-per-view, why don't we get to the pre-show first, the feud that broke out on Twitter over the last few days. where apparently the high flyers in AEW have gone to war with Jim Cornett. Well, it's not even... This is what I was talking about when I said, I don't understand people's how they comprehend things
Starting point is 00:49:57 and how they believe just stupid shit that they hear and it ought to be preposterous on the face of it but yet they just can't get it. So the other day, to the day, I looked at Twitter in the morning as I want to do to check and see if I need to retweet any of our YouTube clips or whatever. And there's this video from this, whoever this site was. And it's not anything to do with wrestling. It's one of the, like, goofy home videos or wild things happening in traffic. you know what I'm saying, right?
Starting point is 00:50:39 Videos. And it just happens to be there's these people, there's like two or three people sitting on a couch in this big living room in somebody's apartment somewhere and these other two guys are playing wrestling.
Starting point is 00:51:00 But the thing is, they're not, they're doing spinneroony fucking DDTs and this one kid is getting he's taking full backdrops on the floor and flat back bumps on the floor where he'll spring back up like they do on TV
Starting point is 00:51:19 but one time he goes back and you could hear his head hit the floor and he turns over and lays there and they're right as the guy's saying hey you all right they cut the clip and then they're hitting him in the head with shit and he's taking these bumps on the
Starting point is 00:51:35 floor and then suddenly they're out on the fucking deck on the deck like the two befores over the four before posts on the fucking deck and they're doing power bombs on his guy then they fling him off the porch
Starting point is 00:51:54 and he lands on cardboard I shouldn't say porch the deck it's on the second story and they fling him out of that and he lands on cardboard and spread out over the top of the poison ivy on the ground. Then he splashes out the fucking window on a guy or whatever.
Starting point is 00:52:18 But apparently they couldn't, they didn't have enough money for a table, so they just, they use cardboard. And this big guy picks this other guy up, and they've got the cardboard laid out between two chairs, and he chokeslams him through it, It just goes right through to the floor. It looks like it kills him.
Starting point is 00:52:39 And I'm not sure it didn't. I think that's where the fucking deal ends, right? And that was the video, these fucking maniacs. And the quote on it was, these kids have no idea that these are the fun memories that they're going to remember for the rest of their lives or something like that. And so it wasn't like there was,
Starting point is 00:53:07 any, a lot of the comments I saw said, oh my God, they're going to break the big screen TV. Jesus Christ. You know, it wasn't any particular wrestling promotion. They're just these morons, right? And I retweeted this clip and I said, imagine what fun that the orthopedic surgeons are going to have. Their memories will involve hours of surgery and massive bills. which I didn't think was particularly inflammatory, Brian, would you say, for any particular wrestling promotion?
Starting point is 00:53:45 In any, there was no specificity made. No, you're speaking specifically about what they're doing in this video, but it's not aligned with any company or anything. No. About these underage minors attempting to paralyze themselves, yes. And so anyway, I tweet that out, and I think everybody will get a good chuckle out of it. And then I come back about five hours later.
Starting point is 00:54:12 I've been signing books. And I come back and I'm, well, I'm in the office. I'm going to check Twitter. And there's thousands of fucking tweets. There's thousands of, I got like a couple of thousands of the little hearty things, right? But then, and I got people responding to it and say, oh, Jesus Christ, what's a matter are these fucking people. They're all going to goddamn go to the hospital. That type of demeanor. And then
Starting point is 00:54:41 all of the fucking people who don't follow me who you've never see crawl out of the woodwork when they defend the flippy do stuff were enraged that I would, this is what the business has come to. Cornett, you're going to have to deal with it. here the business has evolved what business there's some fucking teenage jock-offs in their living room throwing people out of windows hasn't been doing any business
Starting point is 00:55:15 this is what the business this is what the business has come to so anyway they're saying that I'm just I'm out of touch I'm an old man I have to deal the business is involved,
Starting point is 00:55:34 but the business of the monkey business, as Dusty would say, boy, they were right next to the China cabinet too. I just looked at that again on Twitter. And then there were people say, you just hate fun. You just hate fun. You don't want anybody to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:55:51 It seems like everybody's doing this shit to the same fucking guy. Although a lot of this stuff is dark and they're all kids you can't really tell. but this guy may not have fun for fucking long. If he continues to give himself brain damage and misline his spine and do this goofy shit that these other people are laughing at him
Starting point is 00:56:15 while they're doing to him. And then there was people besides the ones who were, I hate fun and besides what this is what the business has come to, I said, well, I wrestled in my backyard, We all did that as, you know, kids that age are indestructible. No, they're fucking not. You hear people and kids that are injured in goddamn sports incidents and paralyzed in sports incidents nationwide
Starting point is 00:56:48 is a disturbing fucking statistic, but nevertheless, they say, oh, we did this. They weren't looking at the, I defy any of these motherfuckers to actually have allowed people. to throw them off a second floor deck and take a flat back bump on cardboard on the ground. They may have been backyard wrestling, Brian, but do you think that 99.3% of these people
Starting point is 00:57:18 were doing it at that extent or not? You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't think so. I mean, a lot of us, when we're younger, have like wrestling matches in the backyard, the front yard, the basement. That's what wrestling fans who are kids do. But it wasn't like, hey, let's do.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Let's jump off the roof. We never did that. And you saw this video also. You could testify that this fucking kid's going to have some issue. Just almost no way around it. Physical issue. But besides that, some of the people said we wrestled.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Well, I did too. I've told the stories when I was a teenager. We had wrestling matches. You know what? we stuck forward objects in our trunks, tried to hide them from the referee for the two spectators in attendance. And a, hey, referee, pulled my hair, you know, wrestling.
Starting point is 00:58:14 But also, no, there was a lot of stomping of the feet on the punches. And headlock takeovers were optional sometimes, but nobody was taking full fucking backprops because we're on the goddamn floor. What? We could recognize 50 years ago at the same age that we are not in what they, the wrestlers use to do this. Therefore, what the fuck? How stupid can you be? They don't play professional football on asphalt. So I can't identify with that mindset, except that these jackass stunted, spot monkeys, as we'll get to shortly, have made this a thing where it's some type of
Starting point is 00:59:05 badge of honor that you can physically destroy yourself with dreams of grandeur. It's palatable to these people that you can just do this in your backyard and then just walk into the goddamn national television scene for hundreds of thousands and millions of dollars because these fucking morons have some of them have done it. But then they also say, well, Mick Foley did it and the hearties. And they overlook that Mick Foley after he, as a teenager, jumped off his roof onto a mattress, actually went to a legitimate wrestling school,
Starting point is 00:59:49 Dominic Danucci's, and trained. And it's in his book if they bother to read it. because what these people are doing here it's because they said well these are the other Twitter comments from these people well they have to learn somewhere where they're learning to bump no they're not learning to bump because the jackass next door is one and throwing them off the porch
Starting point is 01:00:15 how is he conveying any wisdom here jump to fuck I don't I what are you saying they've got to learn to bump. Once again, they have fostered the opinion in people that this part of the population's minds, then you can just fling yourself off shit and then go be a wrestler.
Starting point is 01:00:39 It's such a simpleton's, shallow and superficial view of what the business is at a professional level, that it's mind-numbing. These people can't see fucking through it. But the problem is, some of the marks in the business can't see through it. And it, again, and I'll say one more thing,
Starting point is 01:01:02 and then we'll talk about a couple people in specific that are marks into business. But Brian, remember they said, that's what the business has evolved into, Cornet. You're going to have to deal with it. And I said, this doesn't really have anything to do with the fucking business. TKO, the overlord conglomerathan that owns the UFC and the WW also owns the PBR, right, Brian, not Pab's Blue Ribbon, but the professional bull riding people thing place. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:01:37 That's right. Okay. We have now people making videos in their backyards and training in their basements. and flinging themselves through tables and furniture doing the wrestling. And there's people on Twitter that think, well, they've got to learn somewhere. Is there also video? And they say, and the business has changed.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Just deal with it. Is there video of anybody some fucking guy down in Shepherdsville, outside a fucking farm, climbing the fence, finding the fucking bull and trying to ride his ass and getting fucking gordon thrown up on the roof of the barn and people said well god damn the bull riding business is changed does it work that way too no it does not so what is it about this so i had tweeted that yeah the surgeons are going to have a field day and then i got about my business came back in all these comments and i just because how did these people even see this if if i if i you know they don't follow
Starting point is 01:02:52 me and I didn't, you know, tag any fucking company or whatever, as the kids say. And then I looked and saw that independently of each other, but apparently at almost the fucking same time, Osprey, I guess because he's on England time, whatever that may be over there, Osprey had tweeted the same clip, not in response to me, had tweeted the same clip that I saw and scoffed at with the phrase, I fully support this. It's like, have I ever mentioned to you how that I wouldn't be able to take me in the same room
Starting point is 01:03:35 with a lot of these fucking guys? It's like an instant opposite. And I couldn't believe that. Here is, again, that's like one of the professional bull riders saying to the guy, go jump the fence. Yeah, oh, fucking, uh, old behemoth over there, try him.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Or it's like a movie stuntman saying, hey, kids, here's great footage of people trying to set themselves on fire at home, and you can do it too. Am I crazy in this? And these are kids, they're teenagers. I'll tell you why he said this, what I said to him, et cetera, but Brian, am I crazy in the thought that professionals shouldn't actually be encouraging,
Starting point is 01:04:25 these people to go to this extent to fucking break their bodies up to imitate what they're seeing on television in a hostile environment not built for said activity. You know, there's a reason that for years WW began their programming with a don't try this at home
Starting point is 01:04:44 thing, you know? There was a reason for it. And that was before things went to the level they're at now, especially with AEW specifically. But then WWE eventually adapts and does that stuff too. But that's from back then. That's from wrestlers breaking their neck and the few cases you heard about kids
Starting point is 01:05:04 doing wrestling things at home that made the news usually resulted in someone's death or just something bad. Or don't hit people overhead. And this is still, to this day, Uncle Dave and a whole bunch of them, I can't believe they're still doing chair shots. And as I said,
Starting point is 01:05:19 give me a guy that knows how to give me a chair shot and I will take him 100 times over letting any of you. of these motherfuckers even jump off the top rope on me. They're crazy and weird ways, but nevertheless, your point. Well, I think that was my point right there. Oh, well, good. Then I'll go back to my point.
Starting point is 01:05:41 So if I comb my hair right, nobody will notice it. So Osprey says, I fully support this. And so I would, again, what's it? The quote tweet. I quote tweeted him, I said, he says from his hospital bed after major surgery, kids keep trying this at home. And that got another couple or three thousand fucking little hearty thingies and got everybody fucking stirred back up and everything.
Starting point is 01:06:08 But I was gobsmacked at that. And then I, at some point later on, because again, there's a time difference that I get on Twitter two, three times a day, maybe. He had tweeted back. and he pays for the blue check so he can just, he wrote a manifesto. I zoned out on it. Like many of his interviews,
Starting point is 01:06:34 it was very wordy, not cussing, even defending his point. And at one point he said, well, Jim, as you know, you broke both of your legs falling off the scaffold. And he said it with a straight face, like that actually happened.
Starting point is 01:06:53 I say, said it with a straight face. He wrote it like that was a legitimate acknowledged fact. He thinks I broke both my legs. But nevertheless... And if I could say something too, because every now and then when you hear someone get mad at your criticism of this stuff and they bring up the scaffold, it's almost like some of them think you took a bump.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Like, it wasn't Bubba was supposed to catch you and you guys didn't take it to a... It's almost like Jim Quinet took this big bump off the scaffold. Like, they don't even realize what it is. Well, and or they say fell off the scaffold and, you know, because you weren't trained to take a bump properly. No, the concept then was you just hang and drop to your fucking feet and try to make it look good from there. But it wasn't like to take a fucking bump. And I tore my ACL, obviously.
Starting point is 01:07:46 It's one of the more oft repeated played bumps in fucking history. And we've told a story. But he thinks I broke both my leg. Both of his. putting never and and again it it it was attempting to do something on your own without relying on anyone else at least and you're landing still in the ring on a padded surface so there is and it was here's the problem i have also which i'll get to with other numb nuts in a minute it was also on the biggest show of the year for fucking 10 grand at the 40 years ago which i think we've established as about
Starting point is 01:08:24 35 grand and blah, blah, blah. It wasn't, I'm being thrown off the fucking porch at home. And it wasn't just an interchangeable thing in the middle of the show. It specifically led to Starcate 86's videotape being like the best selling one they ever had. Well, tell Jimmy Crockett that and remind him
Starting point is 01:08:45 because I wish I'd have got the check. But nevertheless, where I was going with that was, I said, this guy is saying this. and they fire back with erosprey comes back with this long manifesto and he thinks i broke both my legs and then he also attached he did the same thing he attached video over this dark gym i guess somewhere i believe it was him as a teenager i couldn't tell her there was no lights but somebody was dropping them on their fucking head on rest of masts. Did he have a ring? His whole basic thing was I came from where these kids are.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Exactly. That's why you've just had fucking neck fusion surgery. And he said, this is my first major surgery. What? I don't know what qualifies as major, but neck fusion when you're 30-something, but nevertheless that may be why that unfortunately he's been a guy in Japan and he's been a guy on British independence because he's a freakish athlete who can do all the amazing flips that they've practiced and the moves but he was never properly trained before he had self-trained so he didn't gather what to do
Starting point is 01:10:21 when, how to protect others and yourself, how to apply logic and psychology to a match. You can get a chimpanzee to imitate many of the overly gymnastic moves
Starting point is 01:10:42 and with a high degree of perfection, I'm sure. but you can't teach the chimpanzee how to have project the emotion of enjoying inflicting pain on the baby face or of being in peril as a baby face yourself or in putting the chain of things together that plays on the people's emotions that's past the chimpanzee that's how you go that's That's why you go to wrestling school. And even the guys that were self-trained, like before we mentioned Mick, I say self-trade, because they say, well, they started in the backyard.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Mentioned Mick, yeah, he went to Dominic Danucci school. They mentioned the Hardee's. Matt learned to work. Jeff never, Jeff's work was always the shit, technically, in the ring. But he was Jay Uso. 25 years ago they just fucking loved him. He was a superstar. And you work around that.
Starting point is 01:11:54 But technically his work was always shit. But all of these guys were to some extent whether they were self-trained or not, they were trained in terms of even on the job being in the ring with guys. And whether they would have admitted or not, some do and some don't.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Some were like, oh my God, it was a revelation when I went to wrestling school. and others, it was like, oh, I knew everything. Tony Kahn employs most of them. But that's the, the issue there is that Osprey did this, and he's just now, with all of that athletic talent, gotten on national television in the United States two years ago, he tore his body up,
Starting point is 01:12:43 because he never learned anything past this, performance thing they've got going on that they have convinced themselves in their modern indie wrestling little bubble is just going to appeal to everybody in the goddamn world. And they're killing themselves and they're fusing their necks
Starting point is 01:13:03 and they're doing who knows what to their fucking spines and brains. And then meanwhile, while that Brian had gone on, as I said, independently of each other, he at almost the same time as I said, look at this stupid shit. He said, oh, I love this.
Starting point is 01:13:24 I don't know exactly when he got into it, but old ricochet, he had to say something. And as a matter of, I'm trying to find because I don't want to misquote, ah, here we go. I figured out how to look this up. Ah, he responded to me. I was picking on his friend Will Ostrich,
Starting point is 01:13:51 because then he responded to that. And again, he's got to be the defender somehow of this clientele, but they don't feel the same way about him. More on that in a second. But he says, well, didn't a bunch of the old school guys have knee and back and hip and neck and all other types of surgeries and injuries?
Starting point is 01:14:13 Weren't they working smart? You sound, he's a word smith here, he has cut me with his rapier like wit. You sound fucking dumb as shit. I had to check and make sure it wouldn't want to goddamn just the marks, but he's got a little check mark. He claims to be ricochet, and nobody would claim to be him if it wasn't him.
Starting point is 01:14:42 And then actually everybody else did my work for me, really, because they jump in on him. and they call him a bald-headed thin-skinned little bitch. And his own Twitter people don't fucking like him. He just has a negative personality in almost every goddamn circle here. I mean, here's one, that's cool. Your career is still a failure. just with
Starting point is 01:15:20 and everybody was bringing up and rightfully so they worked 300 days a year and blah blah blah and had to work smart and it was an accumulation of injuries you moron
Starting point is 01:15:37 and of course then some of the people came to his defense and said well they they all did drugs and did steroids and drank alcohol and cheated on their wives I'm not sure how that has any due to your life expectancy, except if your wife has a fucking gun, but they did all this and they all died.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Is that what you want, Cornette? What the fuck? How is it some people have to defend foolish, stupid behavior by anonymous people that they don't even know to the point where that they will invite people to just think they're stupid and tell them so on the fucking internet.
Starting point is 01:16:22 And so I answered, instead of Rickashay, I think we should just call him, instead of Richard Shea, Dick, Dick O'Shea, old Dick O'Shea. But in answer to his statement, didn't they have a bunch of surgeries and injuries? Many did, Simpleton. it came from taking bumps as pros and getting paid for them not getting flung off roofs into parking lots for free as children like you and your trampoline friends who claim to be professionals but are stealing money from a rich kid to put on your own jackass shows and then i think he said you're still fucking dumb or something that lumpy rutherford may have said
Starting point is 01:17:18 at one time. But Brian, what are these people not getting about this? It's not even about the style of wrestling because a lot of people were tweeting,
Starting point is 01:17:33 you know, the thing where the point goes over the guy's head. No, you shouldn't be doing this at that level of that much danger as children
Starting point is 01:17:47 because you're going to end up paralyzed. and then your fucking parents are going to have to feed you through a straw for the rest of your fucking life. And it has nothing to do with the wrestling business. But because these marks for themselves, the ostriches and the ricochets and et cetera, they encouraged this behavior because they were freakish athletes in a way. that were able to do athletic things that simulate,
Starting point is 01:18:28 whatever the fuck it is, they simulate, and they stuck it into wrestling, and they found spots. In, as I said, in Osprey's case, in Japan, they don't care about personality and whatever the fuck, they don't do promos. Here's moves. And in the K, and in England,
Starting point is 01:18:50 the Indies, whatever, and he's a bruv. He's a bro. Well, he's a bro over there, which is a brub. Because a bruv is a brough of bro. But then with Rick Oshay, they made him a gimmick in the middle-ish, in the W.W.E. And then he
Starting point is 01:19:09 probably became a pain in the ass and they didn't want him anymore, whatever the case. But not everybody is going to be able to land on their feet most of the time when they do the flips. Some of them's going to be like this kid in the clip.
Starting point is 01:19:26 It was just getting brain damage. Don't encourage that behavior. Encourage taking a business seriously, finding a quality competent trainer and letting them tell you what this fucking thing is about instead of being the train chimp. That's my goddamn statement to the train chimp ricochet. And the train chimp,
Starting point is 01:19:52 Osprey who just had his neck fused who endorses children paralyzing themselves for Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. And again, maybe not the two brightest guys and I think most people realize that. And they certainly love their style.
Starting point is 01:20:10 But again, go back to any time in wrestling history. If Brett Hart had Twitter and tweeted out in the mid-90s, oh, great job with that pile driver. You know, really do it good next time. Keep going. I love seeing this. It would have been fired. And Tony should recognize that too. You shouldn't have your wrestlers
Starting point is 01:20:30 encouraging your fans to wrestle the really dangerous style that these wrestlers have wrestled. Rickashay hasn't been badly hurt yet. Osprey, maybe his first major surgery. It won't be his last. If he's going to come back and do the same stuff he did before, it won't be his last.
Starting point is 01:20:47 Look at Omega. Look at Kenny Omega. Look at the shape of Kenny Omega right now. and Cota Ibushi and all these guys. There's a reckoning coming for a whole bunch of guys who work a specific style and the idea that any of them would encourage anyone else to do this without any training just for just for fun in a shitty video that shot poorly. It's ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:21:13 Well, I hear you know who wasn't in that video. Mom! Where was Mom? Because when Mom comes home, and the kid is laying out in the backyard because somebody has flung him off the fucking porch and he's paralyzed. Mom is going to call Stephen P. New at 87750 Steve and sue somebody that showed her kid it was okay to do this for fucking millions of dollars for his continued permanent medical care. And whether, as we know in some cases, whether there's a lot of validity to things or not, sometimes when they know you got a billion dollars, it's easier to just pay somebody to fucking go away than it is to goddamn go through the deal.
Starting point is 01:22:10 So what... And speaking of a billion dollars, it's easy when you have a billionaire paying you more money than you're actually worth to go out and, you know, act flippant about this whole thing. it's not as easy to cut a good promo, actually cause people to tune in to see you, cause people to spend money to buy tickets to see you, all those other things that typically made a successful professional wrestler. And I'm separating RICOchet a little bit from Osprey here,
Starting point is 01:22:36 just because Osprey there could be something if he could stay healthy. Rickettsay is just a clown. And I think that's the way everyone I know sees him. And that's okay, and you just said with Osprey, yes, that's from the first time I saw him until the more you see of him, the more you realize. But I've said,
Starting point is 01:22:55 out of the bunch that he signed, that Tony signed, you could make something out of him, you'd get something out of him. He's got that boyish charm. He's got a nice physique. He's amazingly athletic. He just,
Starting point is 01:23:07 he's allowed the freedom to talk as long as he wants, which is not his friend. And he, this is the kind of shit he knows how to do to be a video game character. in a wrestling match instead of channel the shit more wisely
Starting point is 01:23:22 and do less of it so it means more. And somebody, unless it's more, we're hearing that for, less in a lot of these matches would be more, maybe 10 minutes less,
Starting point is 01:23:36 but nevertheless. He never was taught and trained by any responsible mainstream professional that had drawn money in North America. And this is the kind of problem that I'm afraid our friend Kyle Feltcher is going to fucking experience.
Starting point is 01:24:00 He's going to end up in 10 years because he has nobody to look up to over there. And apparently, if people do know that work there, they're not being listened to. and he's going to end up in 10 years having his neck fused and not be any more than a video game character wrestler when he could be in 20 years Randy Orton. So that is when I keep saying he's going to learn bad habits.
Starting point is 01:24:35 He'll be the next Will Osprey. Well, we shall see. We'll stay on top of this story, see if anyone else mouths off. but Jim, when you're a high flyer and you plan to take to the sky you don't want to take too much with you. You know what I mean? You want to fly light. No, I don't know what you mean.
Starting point is 01:24:58 Which one of these things would you... Oh, okay, now I know what you mean. Jim, when you're jumping off that top rope into the beyond. You want to make sure... You want to have a metal plate on your ass. You want to make sure you have all the things you need, but you don't want to take too much.
Starting point is 01:25:12 you want to travel light, you want to also be stylish. And we're talking about a great wallet from our friends at Ridge. That's right. What you want to do is you want to come off the top rope with a Ridge wallet in your back pocket and you will just obliterate a son of a bit. Just land right on his face. You will mush it into jelly. He will look like the elephant man's twin brother after being beaten with a club.
Starting point is 01:25:36 I wasn't talking about weaponry. I was talking about the utilitarian need to make sure you have. all of your your ID, your credit cards, maybe a business card. But don't sell yourself, don't sell yourself short because you came up with something, because I was thinking the fighting star, because the Ridge wallet is so sleek and compact. It's the game-changing wallet that is unique among the slim modern wallets. You're not going to be sitting on a giant brick all day, where it's going to throw your spine out of alignment, even worse than if you'd have been thrown off somebody's porch.
Starting point is 01:26:11 and with the ridge 2.0, it's even 10% lighter because every gram matters. It holds your money, your cash straps, it's got the cash straps, got the money clips, got the air tag attachment, and it holds, what, a dozen cards, but at the same time, it's made out of aluminum and titanium and carbon fiber. So talk about a carbon footprint. If you carry in your back pocket, you'll have a carbon ass print.
Starting point is 01:26:41 but that's not no if i was thinking the fighting star because you can just swing a push and bam it's sticking somebody's neck but now you can put it in your back pocket you let's jump off the top rope and boom and you can squish somebody it's a perfect ass loading gimmick you can have a foreign object in your the ass of your tights it's got over a hundred thousand five star reviews and many people say that they put it in their ass pocket no one is saying that on somebody can we get away from the close to you know what's saying that on somebody can we get away from club ass inferno and get back to Ridge Wallet. And of course, it's not a weapon.
Starting point is 01:27:16 It could be, but you're not going to think of it that way or use it that way, ladies and gentlemen, it will be a way. Also, if you happen to be a young lady out, you know, in a shady neighborhood late at night by yourself, stick a couple of fingers in those cash straps and you can use it as a super brass knuckle. Boom, you nail a son of bitch in a nose with that. He'll be sniffing the other way for a week or so. Make sure you protect yourself.
Starting point is 01:27:38 That's why it's got a hundred thousand five-star reviews. the Ridge wallet because they punched a lot of people in a nose with it. Yes. I don't know if that's why. I think it's because it's so functional, easy to use. Again, travel light, the days of the big fat wallet with everything in it.
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Starting point is 01:28:11 your pocket, boom, a blade comes out, slices the end of their finger off. That's not what happened. And then you can trace them through their blood type. We were doing so well. We were doing so well, that is not one of the functions or features of Ridge wallet, but it is completely functional. They're solving 96% of the crimes that way with the DNA from the blood. That's not.
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Starting point is 01:31:10 Well, we can't say that. A show of magnificent magnitude. Jim, let's talk about a big event that just took place. Newark, New Jersey, the Prudential Center. A.E.W. Full Gear 2025. Quite a night. Quite a night. And let's talk about this night.
Starting point is 01:31:33 Well, Uncle Tony, as we've been mentioning, has seemed to have been stuck in a time warp or a loop or just he's hit the wall. He can't go any further. He's going, but it is what it is and what it will be, brother. They got 10,000 people. They haven't done that quite a while.
Starting point is 01:31:59 It is the biggest metropolitan area in the country. What is it, Brian, up there now, about 15 million? Something like that. Or has Los Angeles, has Los Angeles surpassed you? I think New York is still the biggest city. Is that the best they've ever done in the New York area without MJF? I haven't kept track of that specific statistic. But at the same point, now, speaking without MJF,
Starting point is 01:32:29 please don't come back. Please don't come back. What in the world would poor MJF have to suffer through now? But nevertheless, they did a pre-show as they did a pre-show as they usually do what do they call it now, the tailgate brawl or whatever. And I did not, we'll go ahead. They did two pre-shows because they had zero hour, which was on Amazon. Yes.
Starting point is 01:32:56 And then the tailgate show, which was on TNT in place of an early start collision, I guess. Well, yes, because that's what they're doing is they, for whatever reason, they can't show the, the T&T pre-show on Amazon, so they do a canned pre-show for Amazon, which is how I watch it, and we could watch it on T&T if we wanted to, but why the fuck would you want to? Because we are about to tell you
Starting point is 01:33:27 what they put on the pre-show. And then you can determine for yourself if it was worth another hour of your time when the pay-per-view itself was going to go almost four and a half hours. That zero hour is rough. It's like the worst. It's like if someone did Grammy coverage
Starting point is 01:33:45 but couldn't get anywhere near the red carpet, it's like, Jack Jar in a bedazzled outfit with Renee, who like, this is her prom, and RJ who's happy to be on camera, and just a rotating group of weirdos. It's the worst pre-show. It's such a bad pre-show,
Starting point is 01:34:04 but I think that's why I would have chosen the matches, and that's why I did. I ended up going to TNT to see the end of the pre-show although some may say the beginning of the main show. The beginning of the main. It's seamless now. Actually, there's seams all over it.
Starting point is 01:34:17 It stitched together like a ransom note. But I was going to say the good thing about the zero hours, you didn't have to see the matches. So they had, they have a match later on in the actual main show where the winners get a million dollars, Brian. So naturally, on the pre-show, they have a match, a four-way where the ones are. winners get $200,000.
Starting point is 01:34:44 Was there a need to put up $200,000 at which one of these Yehus has gone broke? And in storyline needs them, or just... Yeah, how did that work? It gets introduced as a storyline thing, and now it's just random matches
Starting point is 01:35:00 are for a large sums of money. Yes, when never before has those sums been mentioned, but now, that's why I'm saying, Tony's stuck. He's just, it's just, But again, why would any of these motherfuckers be competing for $200,000? Max Castor and Anthony Bowens, who were the hottest team in the company until they split them up and did all the things they did.
Starting point is 01:35:28 And we've only assumed that Castor just has heat with everybody and they're just punishing him. Now they're back together on a pre-show against Austin Gunn and Poor Juice Robinson. who won the thing against Big Bill and Brian Keith against the outriggers. 200 grand. But again, it's just, it's redundancy repeated redundantly that you're having a match for a large amount of money. When you're later on, you're having a match for a large amount of money. And it had nothing to do with this. And then, Brian, where is the massive,
Starting point is 01:36:11 publicity, the mainstream cut-ins, the social media bombardment, the incredible coverage of the crossover celebrity now of big boom AJ and his big budgy fellow child that he should be on these
Starting point is 01:36:35 pay-per-view pre-shows, or are they just doing it because he's a nice guy and they like seeing the fat kid do wrestling moves. Well, it's be nice to the children involved in this. And of course, I believe he's from New Jersey, so there's a tie in there. If you're from New Jersey,
Starting point is 01:36:51 usually you don't want to go to Newark, but he apparently went to Newark on this night. And again, they have a gimmick, they have a schick they do on TikTok. My kids knew who they were. It didn't cause them to watch the wrestling show, but they knew who they were. But that was also a while ago. I mean, they've been doing
Starting point is 01:37:09 this. It's not a fresh thing. It's kind of become a pre-show regular thing or semi-regular thing for, is it two years now, a year and a half? And, and okay, so Big Boom, AJ is an adult, has trained to be a pro wrestler in the past. That's why they did this to begin with, okay, then. But the children, I'm not even talking about the small one, but they've got the teenage portly child rolling in doing wrestling moves. but the team is boom and doom.
Starting point is 01:37:43 Big Boom, AJ and Q.T. Marshall. Because AJ's name is Big Boom and QT. Marshall's career is doomed, I guess. I don't know what. Why is that boom and doom? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. If you associate with QT. Marshall, you are doomed. It's like a gypsy curse.
Starting point is 01:38:04 So they beat Rocky Romero and Trent, Trent. And then, Hook and Eddie Kingston apparently beat Anthony Henry and J.D. Drake. So you can put that result down on cage match or whatever. And then they have the six-man tag. It was Mystico, Mascares, Derrata, and Neon. Against it was supposed to be Don Callis' family. and take a shit and oh boring but they do a deal where it starts on the pre-show but okada's not there yet
Starting point is 01:38:54 he hadn't showed up and then right before they start the pay-per-view o'cada this dip shit shows up on a screen coming up in his car and gets out already dressed and they're already having the match so when the pay-per-view comes on the air. They blow off pyro and sock face is screaming. It's a Saturday, you know what that means! And there's a sloppy
Starting point is 01:39:23 four-way going on in the ring already where one guy is hurt and couldn't start the match and the other one didn't show up. But then Okada's music plays, he walks boring. He comes the ring and you're just, well, look at
Starting point is 01:39:43 this fucking guy. He could stand in a subway at 5 o'clock on a Friday in Tokyo, and nobody would goddamn even bother to not bump into him. And so he comes in, and the match comes to a stop while he and take stare at each other. And there's old hitchit-chichia trying to make peace between him, because, oh, and he's being stagey. and Okada gives take the finger
Starting point is 01:40:14 and then they suddenly start to match again and everybody starts flipping but then they all got on the top rope and everything came to a halt because mystico, mystico, mysticue. Did you see that where they're trying to set up for double superplexes
Starting point is 01:40:38 on the turnbuckles and they're up there and they're fucking stalling and they're struggling. And then finally, especially take a shit, just jump down. And you can see on his face, he's like, well, fuck this. And then Mystico comes out. And he supposedly had been hurt beforehand and couldn't join in the match. So then they all started at 100 miles an hour again.
Starting point is 01:41:07 And you couldn't tell who was on offense or defense. And then at one point did you see where, Mistico got an arm bar on Take a Shit and Okada saved it and then he started hit and take his own guy with the fake kiddie shots to the back and picked him up and shit came to him out of the ring.
Starting point is 01:41:31 But he's not supposed to know that Okada just did that? What the fuck is the matter with these people? That wasn't rhetorical. Which people specifically? The fans there or the wrestlers in the match? How can you just as a professional wrestler say, okay, somebody is going to jump on my back
Starting point is 01:41:55 and hit me a few times and then pick me up and throw me out of the ring. It's my own partner, but I'm so stupid I can't figure it out. But wait, there's more. Then it was a three on two six man, but only two guys were ever in sight at one time. Then take a shit, got back in
Starting point is 01:42:18 and started working with, oh, boring. moments after he hit and shit canned him. But then they argued, then, oh, boring, accidentally closed line, take a shit. And then they all just left the ring and the three mass guys did all kinds of flips. And out of nowhere, Mystico armed Chechia and beat him. And I just wrote scrambled eggs. That was the term that used to be used for a match that just went completely to pieces. scrambled eggs
Starting point is 01:42:53 and they're milking this big confrontation that's eventually going to happen between Take and Okada where Okada puts half-ass effort into everything and bores us out of the building and Take shit as portrayed as being
Starting point is 01:43:14 a shit head, just stupid and just takes it with not even a goddamn he bends his head over like oh I've broken up with my girlfriend This was one of my favorite things on the show. This, I think, was one of the best things on the show. I laughed throughout this whole thing.
Starting point is 01:43:35 When the fireworks and the pyro went off, just in the middle of the match, it was so fucking funny. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And there were some fans that were like, yeah, the pay-per-view, the same match that was just happening is still happening. That was funny. Mystico's music. Oh.
Starting point is 01:43:54 I've fallen in love with the ridiculous. of him coming out to an American crowd who don't know this thing or don't care about it and playing up to that music, I find that so entertaining. Takeshita and Okada. It's like they become mute. They just like walk close to each other
Starting point is 01:44:12 and they can't say anything. They just kind of look at each other, sometimes point. And then you get a middle finger. Well, is it telepathy? Is it they're on a higher intellectual plate and they're sending all these vicious messages to each other through telepathy?
Starting point is 01:44:26 just with mind force? Anoki was going to say something and he stopped. God damn it's more than they said. And that's the thing that they don't even... Tagger, thou. Thank you, Tiger Mom. They don't even move their lips. It's like they're just pantomimus.
Starting point is 01:44:45 And it's happened a few times. If it was like one time, you're like, okay, for whatever reason they think this is how you build to a big moment. It's several times where one does something, the other one stands up, they walk close to each other, and then they just look at each other, like Larry David eyeing someone on Curb Your Enthusiasm. And if one of them's holding a belt, they hold that up.
Starting point is 01:45:07 This whole thing was so ridiculous. Hachicero playing the peacemaker. So now you see one of the heels, like, showing you that he's a good guy and he wants everyone to get a lot. Can't we all just be friends? Neon, or they pronounce it a different way. Like, Neon, no, whatever the hell they said, this whole thing, I love this.
Starting point is 01:45:24 This one of my favorite things on the... the whole show just because I was entertained by when I saw that they were still like doing the ring introductions and I look at the time, I'm like, they did this last pay-per-view, I think with FTR. Well, it was such a raging success. Yeah, with old Hong Kong Fooey and his childhood friend. They're going to do it all the time. So now there's not even a fucking, there's not even just an overrun.
Starting point is 01:45:46 Now there's a pre-run. Now you don't even know when the paperview is going to start. You don't know when it's going to end. Now you don't know when it's going to begin. You just have to have your whole life on standby. just in case. I double dog dare Tony Kahn as Tony as
Starting point is 01:46:01 they used to say when I was a kid, you don't have a hair on your balls. If you do not do this, I want you to redo the old blackjack Mulligan Kevin Sullivan thing where they had a wild double juice fight in Orlando at the Eddie Graham's
Starting point is 01:46:17 Sports Stadium and they fought out the back door into the parking lot and into the adjoining dark fucking swamp or field or whatever it was back there. It was real dark, yeah. And the fans never saw him again and the next week the bell
Starting point is 01:46:32 rings for the first match. The guys go about five minutes and in the front door comes Mulligan and fucking Sullivan looking the same as they did the previous week. They fought all the way around the state and came back in the front door. Tony don't have a hair on his balls if he doesn't do that.
Starting point is 01:46:52 As I said, I thought that was one of the highlights of just the craziness of the pyro going off in the middle of the mouth, just giant pyro. And just the fans don't know how to react because they're watching as fucking that. They might be thinking there's some kind of goddamn incident happening here.
Starting point is 01:47:08 Wait a minute, are we getting an alert on our phones? There seem to be explosives in the area. Oh. It's not a professional show in terms of, they want to think so far outside the box that they've lost track
Starting point is 01:47:25 of what was supposed to be in the box to begin with. And they do things because they can, as I've said before, but not in a while. Just because you can cut your own ear off doesn't mean your Van Gogh. But that may be a good segue to the second match, Brian. Cut your own ear off and think of your vangot. We got Darby Allen.
Starting point is 01:47:49 Darby Allen and Pack. Do you know this match was probably for 10 minutes of, or so, the only thing that I saw all night in this program that really exhibited some kind of professionalism. The rest of it was a mess, but Darby Allen and Pack can work. They did wrestling. It was crisp. It was quick.
Starting point is 01:48:22 It wasn't rushed and it wasn't goddamn ludicrous gymnastics, arm drags, counters, mad wrestling, go behind. headlock takeovers their shit look good they can do it and then pack gave derby ellen a full extended press slam off the apron flat of his back on the fucking floor for a heat spot yeah can i let's stop right there if you don't mind please i wish they would have what an angle that could have been just a guy picking up a guy and throwing him like that i never saw anything like that as a wrestling fan growing up. If someone did that and then it made it like a big hospitalization thing because why wouldn't you?
Starting point is 01:49:08 That's amazing. They did that and this match just kept going and that's kind of the tale of the entire night. It kept going. And again, yes, that's the thing where the heel would, well, that was an angle. People can look it up on YouTube. In Memphis, Joe Leduc put Jerry Lawler over his head
Starting point is 01:49:30 and fucking pitched him over. the top rope and Lawler's idea was to go 10 feet and land in kind of a splash position on that big oak ringside table and the problem was LaDucke only got him nine feet he hit the edge of that table took him up onto the concrete floor off of that and torso muscle in his thigh I believe it was out for three weeks so whatever the fuck but this was just No, just again, you would do that to a baby face, then you would call the goddamn ambulance, and you'd put him on a backboard,
Starting point is 01:50:09 you'd take him out, and he would want to get even. Or they could continue the match. And then Darby beat the count at eight, and then he was all taped up from where he'd been set on fire a week and a half ago, and he really did have burns because Pack rips all his tape off and show, I mean, what a lot? He was goddamn disfigured, but he had, you know, he's more
Starting point is 01:50:35 on fire than I want to be. And he worked on the burns, and then he shot Darby off and Darby took a flying bump through the turnbuckle to the through the buckles, to the floor. And it was amazing. I mean, it made
Starting point is 01:50:53 Ray Stevens look earthbound. And I wrote, oh, my God, what a great bump for a out loss and they kept going. If you had done that again, that bump, save it like I told Jericho that time. It bump over the top head first of the post or whatever. Save it for the big show when you need it and do it or the angle or whatever.
Starting point is 01:51:22 Then Darby was back doing missile drop kicks off the top rope. and to the floor where he took a worse bump than Pat did. And then Pac gives Darby a German suplex into the corner on his head, and Darby just jumps up and clotheslines Pack, and then they both sell forever. How could you be thrown on your fucking head? And then it slowed down
Starting point is 01:51:53 because they were getting more heat on Darby. And badly, it lost momentum. them. I wrote, why don't they go home? Because they've apparently got a set time. They've got to fill and they ran out of tricks. And then Pack misses a splash off the top rope.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Darby gets a scorpion death lock. Here comes Wheeler useless. And he jumped into the, he got in the ring in front of the referee. And Darby went over and put his hands on it. The referee didn't disqualify it. He's just like, oh, don't do that. And while the referee's telling Wheeler to get out,
Starting point is 01:52:35 Pack got Darby's Sting Memorial Black baseball bat, had to hit him in ahead with it and covered him one, two, three. So at least the baseball bat worked. But they also, he had to hit him. Brian, you always used to swing at balls in the playground like that where you hold both ends of the bat and cover it with your hand, that kind of awkward swing. Maybe if I'm playing pool drunk. But that's usually why you don't hit most people with bats in the head because you can't work it. But nevertheless, it was a good match by EW standards.
Starting point is 01:53:18 Darby wasted a couple of great bumps that, as we mentioned, could have been maximized to make something. But still, there wasn't furniture. these guys are athletic so by these standards good match rotten finish and the the note that every time
Starting point is 01:53:40 Darby's matches start to get over with me he does something in it to remind me that he's in a real life a fucking moron but it wasn't going to get any better than this
Starting point is 01:53:52 I don't know what did you think I mean I got to a point where and it's happening all the time but his matches and it ended up happening a lot on this show in general
Starting point is 01:54:03 I kind of don't want to see Darby do everything he can to almost die. And, you know, the press slam spot, that should have been it. And if it wasn't going to be it, you should have saved it for the end. Because it looked incredible. But fortunately, now we know it didn't hurt him at all because he was up doing shit minutes later. And the biggest problem overall beyond anything else, with Death Rider's matches are guaranteed interference.
Starting point is 01:54:37 And it happened here again. And I feel like you get a collective groan when it happens. It's the opening match, technically, of the pay-per-view. And it's with Darby. You've got to figure there'll be something, but I feel like that kind of felt deflating here. Well, and they, for whatever reason, they want to beat Darby with Pack,
Starting point is 01:55:02 which I don't see, be honest with you. Darby's still has that appeal. So they had to give him an out, but it wasn't enough that the goddamn guy used a baseball bat. The other guy had to come out because they can't figure out another way to distract a referee or it just, it doesn't.
Starting point is 01:55:24 This is Tony's thing. We're going to start with the match for a couple hundred thousand dollars. Then we're going to have a fucking TikTok celebrity. Then we're going to have a match would blow off pyro in the middle of it with a six-man tag with people joining in the middle. Then we're going to have a single match where somebody runs out and somebody gets hit with a ball bat and nearly hospitalized on several occasions. And then let's follow that with a four-way women's tag team match where the winning team
Starting point is 01:56:00 will be able to pick the stipulation for the semi-final match in the women's tag team championship tournament. Am I making that up, Brian? Stipulation, stipulations, stipulations. We got them all here at AEW. Get you, stipulation. Get away from me, kid, you bother me. So this was Marina Schaefer and Megan Brain, Tony Storm and Mina Mellons, Julia Hart and Blue Sky, they are the Sisters of Sin, and Willow Nightingale and Harley Cameron, the Babes of Wrath.
Starting point is 01:56:40 And it really, that was the stipulation. It's already a four-way women's tag match. No disqualification, no countout. Whoever wins this gets to pick the stipulation for their semi-final tag team match in the women's turn. There has to be a stipulation for the semi-final match in the tag deep. He's hit the wall.
Starting point is 01:57:09 Brian, I don't know if you set through this, but I set through having to fast forward 20 minutes to get through it. Did I miss anything of import? I mean, you know, I'm a red-blooded male. I like seeing a bunch of women with wedgies rolling around for a while. And it was all right. It was fine for what it was. It was okay.
Starting point is 01:57:30 Yeah, yeah. They're doing good. they found a butt you gotta give it you gotta give it a chance one of these days for if no other reason there may be no one on the roster
Starting point is 01:57:43 who could use your critique more than some of the women wrestlers in AEW in terms of what to do how to do it why to do it nobody else listens why should I give it to them and the show is
Starting point is 01:57:55 four and a half hours long what what are you laughing about please don't give it to them I give it to me baby Give it to me, baby. Well, that was the women's multi-team match. It's four and a half hours long, the show. We've got to try to save some of our lives.
Starting point is 01:58:16 So I'm not getting any younger. And I had to watch this match, and it took a while, the World Tag Team title match, Bandito and Burger King against FTR. And again, again, I was I was prepared to like this until it just went just so fucking far. Obviously, Dax and Cash now, even though they're meaningless as far as draws now from what they were. They're still excellent in-ring technicians.
Starting point is 01:58:57 They've been booked into insensibility. Brody King ain't bad. for a guy that big, he's just, he's just indie looking in my opinion and just indie-minded, indie-looking, blah. But he ain't bad. And Bandito can do some athletic shit, just his basics and his timing, like most of the luchadors, suck donkey balls. So, well, I'm trying to be as polite as I can be. Like most of the luchadors. Well, really, that's, you know.
Starting point is 01:59:36 I'm just, that's what it is. They have rotten basics, and the timing is off because they have a whole different style in their native land and in their native profession. But they got heat on Bandito, and then Bandito tried a double flapjack. They ran for him, but he didn't go up and back. He would have tried to get under him and just boom, and it looked like that he hurt Dax. when Dax landed on his elbow, they got a false tag to Brody King, so the referee's putting him out,
Starting point is 02:00:13 FTR gets some more heat. Finally, Bandito hot tags Brody King. And he makes a big comeback, and cannon balls them both in the corner, and he looks stiff with his big ass flying around. But then, again, FTR's deal is they've got to put in so many twists and turns. and so many fucking false finishes and so many,
Starting point is 02:00:41 you got, oh, you thought it was it, didn't you? That it won't stop. When Brody King finally got that tag, and he's cooking, and then Dax superplexed Brody, and Cash did the leap off the top with the splash, but Brody King catches him by the neck.
Starting point is 02:01:04 So it killed the superplex. He's not the undertaker. Then the baby faces double team Dax, the heels roll out, everything comes to a halt. I'm thinking, why didn't they go home after Brody King's comeback? They've still got 15 minutes, I guess. And they did a spot where Brody King was going to dive on Dax and Stokely was supposed to shove Dax out of the way and Brody King would hit Stokely, but Stokely went too far. Brody King was straight behind him, and landed head.
Starting point is 02:01:38 first and Stokely fell down too. And laid there. Stokely laid there 15 minutes. He never touched him. And Brody King had a broken fucking neck. But why would you think Stokely was going to break Brody King's fall to begin with? It might have been Stokely and you're going to what? Fuck you. Come to think of it, that's probably why he pushed him too far.
Starting point is 02:02:03 What the fuck? Did you think Brod when you saw it and they never showed a replay of that live? Like you had to go back. and do it yourself. Did you think Brody King got hurt? He should have, but I mean, it's 50-50 with a lot of this stuff. I wasn't like I'm convinced he's not getting back in, but at the same time, I was like, well, that didn't come together well.
Starting point is 02:02:27 But again, what numb nuts would think that Stokely was going to be in any way able to be helpful in breaking his fall. And like I said, if I was Stokely, I would have been there to begin with. fucking 300 pound fat ass coming at me like a flying fucking bus. So then Dax and Bandito did a bunch of shit. And then FTR hit a power bomb and a splash on Bandito and got a two count. Okay, that's fine. But seconds later,
Starting point is 02:03:02 Bandito, the guy that got power bombed and splashed is pressing cash over his head with one arm and throwing him on to Dax. And he goes to top rope and dives on both. them. So he's perfectly fine. After that power bomb splash, then Bandito kicked the shit out of both of the heels. And an FTR hit their shatter machine on him
Starting point is 02:03:25 and got a two count, Brody King saved. I'm like, Jesus. And then Cash gets the title belt. And he and Brody are having a tug of war with the belt while behind their back. Bandito rolls Dax up and gets a two count when Dax kicks out Bandito's coming toward him
Starting point is 02:03:48 cash jerk the belt from Brody King and hit Bandito over the head with it behind the referee's back it was perfect perfect timing perfect shot looked great cover
Starting point is 02:04:03 one two kick out what the fuck why couldn't that be the goddamn finish they're still going then they gave dax the shatter machine and got a two count and by this point i've lost interest f t r spike piledrove brodie king on the apron and then double team bandito and got another two count and then spike piledrove bandito and got another two count now the fans are going bat shit like oh shit he kicked out of that every move and tag team wrestling is being destroyed and then bandito stood up and give ftr the double finger and then they gave him the shatter machine beat him one two three new champions way too long way too complicated at the end and
Starting point is 02:05:01 why is the referee just standing there watching the heels double team the guys I get a two count. Spike pile drive the guy, get a two count. Shatter machine, give the two count while the other guy's dead on the floor. That's my thoughts. Hey, 20-minute match. Maybe it should have been like 12, if we're going to be fair. You know, again, the fans got into it, but that's the reason you do nonstop near falls. It's the cheap pop era of wrestling. Hey, we know we'll be able to get them to react to this, so let's just do it. And you could argue what damage is done to everything
Starting point is 02:05:45 from pack throwing, press slamming Darby to the floor, to kicking out of everything. Again, Bandito's also a luchador, isn't he? Like, if there's any place to Tombstone Pile Driver or a spike pile driver or any of these things would mean something, yeah, it would be there. And it was, again, just another two-count end. When it's a match that has non-stop two-couts
Starting point is 02:06:08 on a card filled with nonstop two counts. Again, you get the fan reaction eventually because even they can't believe that it's still going on. Well, it's like the old 40 punches in the corner. They get with the first 10, and then you get past 15 toward 18, and then they're like, what the fuck? And then when you go 28 to 30,
Starting point is 02:06:32 then they start chuckling, and they get with it again, and then they're roaring by 40. but you only do that once a fucking year well FTR new tag team champion Stokely Hathaway was on the floor for the entirety of the remainder of the match I thought Brody King broke his neck
Starting point is 02:06:51 when they didn't show the replay I was like oh he broke his neck but no he got back out there and that we well no they didn't show the replay because Stokely had to lay there for the next 15 minutes and he never got touched well maybe one day Stokely will get touched apparently this is a problem with Stokely
Starting point is 02:07:10 But FTR, new tag team champions, three-time AEW tag team champions, Jim, that is something to celebrate, regardless of what you think, it's a major world tag team championship. Perhaps if Dax and Cash, or anyone who loves them, had a great picture frame where they can have photos of various title wins and title celebrations all throughout the years, even some short videos of the pinfalls and the big celebrations. We know someone who can help them, our good friends,
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Starting point is 02:08:14 But boom, your whole life could flash before your eyes every night. Well, maybe if you're an older person, you might not want to look at it that way. But you could definitely see all the people in your life that you don't want to forget what they look like by next Tuesday when you see Little Billy again. Orr-of-frames is the perfect gift. And now it's the holidays, Brian. You've heard about this, right? The holidays are coming up.
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Starting point is 02:09:10 code there and ship them the pictures into the frame from their phones they can email them they can share them all over the place put soundtracks on them maybe make fart noises behind grandma at the dinner table for hollet especially if she's eating the beans dub some fart noises over grandma send that video it'll get over like crazy we're not talking about
Starting point is 02:09:33 America's funniest home videos we're talking about our friends I got to say we love them here in this house. If you come in your grandmother's living room and you sit down and there's all the fucking pictures going by that you've sent her. And then there's a picture of her at the table eating beans going, it would have, I'm telling you right now.
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Starting point is 02:10:55 I'm trying to get the handle on this thing, Brian, because I'm going to get a bunch of people's codes and I'm going to start sending them all pictures of Phyllis Diller all at the same time. Again, maybe not the best example or a sales point that anyone would want or use. Well, but I'm having trouble because the Aura app lets you share photos more securely than with the email. See, I can't hack this thing yet. I'm trying, though. I've got pictures of my sphincter also.
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Starting point is 02:12:43 but we love them here in this house. I've actually purchased several more to give out his gifts for the holidays. Check them out today, fast delivery, an exclusive $45 off the Carver, Matt. Stacey was over at her mom's other day, and guess what she saw, a picture of her great aunt, shaking hands with Bob Hope. Farting?
Starting point is 02:13:04 No. Bob Hope, Bob didn't fart. He was hard of hearing, though. Shaking hands with Bob Hope during a World War II U.S.O type of appearance. I got to tell you, Jim, promo code JCE, but let's get back to Newark, New Jersey. Oh, I cut you off on that, didn't I?
Starting point is 02:13:24 J.C.E. Newark, New Jersey, Jim. AEW full gear is in full effect. Well, the casino gauntlet match was next for the National Heavyweight Championship and Brian again did anybody, I know Sheldon Benjamin and Bobby Lashley
Starting point is 02:13:49 cooperated with this because at this point they were probably laughing to themselves will get paid to do this idiot's idea. But nobody with a clue laid out any of this match. Maybe they laid out some of it, but nobody was in charge of all of it. This was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. It's a gauntlet match,
Starting point is 02:14:16 but they actually come out and say the guys come out at random intervals, which was sometimes it was 45 seconds, it might be fucking two minutes. We don't know. And it's another match where there is no disqualification. Other people can come out and freely be involved because, yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:42 And we're just going to send a bunch of random people out and not pay any attention to how that most of them are going to have nothing to fucking do once they're out there. So they start out with Shelton Benjamin of Bobby Lashley and obviously that is the anticipation and they had teased it once and then never promoted it that, you know, it might be Lashley versus Benjamin. So then they win the matches.
Starting point is 02:15:12 They're the first two guys in and they kind of spar around and kind of like they're going to go for something. It is kind of like they're starting to set up a little friendly shoot in a gym or whatever. and before they actually really do anything but back up in a corner the music plays and here comes ricochet our little bald bitch friend with a microphone hey come on you guys got to fight we don't do that wrestling crap the last thing we want is wrestling on this wrestling show but that's what they could have done bobby and shelton both are highly level enough amateur wrestlers that if they'd have bothered not they being Shelton Bobby but if
Starting point is 02:16:02 whoever came up with this fiasco had bothered to say hey how about for the first couple of minutes you start out you don't really want to do it but okay you start to have the little friendly shoot and you lock up and you go down and you're working some amateur wrestling and then somebody it doesn't matter which one gets the goddamn sit out now The guy gets frustrated a little bit. You hook it up a little bit more and build that for two minutes where each guy gets away from each other a couple times. And just where they're starting to get testy with each other. And maybe that's when MVP might get up on the apron.
Starting point is 02:16:42 Oh, wait a minute to get to people invest in this. And then Dickhead's music plays. And then here he comes with the goddamn deal. and at that point while he's coming down the aisleway with the microphone his stooges t a leone and bishop con they jump lashley and benjamin from behind and ricochet then beats mvp up in a fake way and you know MVP could stretch the fucking guy and these stooges that as i mentioned i think con's this smaller one. He is a he's got some kind of potential. The big ones, the shits, and they physically beat Lashley and Benjamin up, but they didn't do anything near to them what had been done
Starting point is 02:17:39 to Darby Allen in the previous match or whatever. But Shelton, Benjamin, and Bobby Lashley are going to lay there, Brian. I didn't go back to time it. Would you say it was 15 minutes. The match was at least 20, maybe a little bit more. Yeah, I would say at least 15 minutes, yeah. Okay, so the referees come out, get ricochet stooges out of there,
Starting point is 02:18:02 and they help MVP to the back, but Lashley and Benjamin just slide over to the railings out of kind of the immediate camera view and are going to lay there without getting up
Starting point is 02:18:18 for the next 10 to 15 minutes. then here comes Claudio and has this a mess already and in Garcia and Hertz said it could still lay in there and this black hole of charisma Garcia gets in and he's a heel but he's beating up ricochet and then they've got a situation where they've got two heels beaten up one heel and the two baby faces. There have been people in propofol-induced comas that came around on their own quicker.
Starting point is 02:18:57 Then Pockets comes out. I'm like, good God, it gets worse. And he wanders in and does comedy with ricochet and botched a spot with Claudio. And in here comes Wheeler again. What the fuck?
Starting point is 02:19:17 Pockets is standing in the ring wheelers wandering out then they just three on one pockets and i wrote i swear to god shelton and bobby are still laying on the floor and i'm so this when they're not using furniture and setting people on fire now i know why they do all those things because this is how they lay their matches out and then kevin night came out at that point i wanted to be unconscious with lashley and benjamin and in Roderick Strong. And every time somebody comes out, they'll get in and do something, and then a bunch of people will just disappear.
Starting point is 02:20:01 And a couple of guys may do spots with each other. Then here came fat-ass Davis. He is goddamn immense. His ass has its own gravitational pull. And he's got a great pile driver. But it doesn't beat anybody. He used it twice. got right back up and kept going.
Starting point is 02:20:25 And in Hong Kong, Fui, is this a rib? Has there ever been a douchier, more unlikable baby face? And this, now they get, spitball and Kevin Knight are partners like Lashley and Benjamin. Lashley and Benjamin could have effectively, if they'd have structured it this one,
Starting point is 02:20:52 way, worked legitimate amateur wrestling and got people into it. These two do a kung fu movie routine with each other, where they're hopping up and down like they're both barefoot and they're on a fucking hot frying pan and just back bins and fucking, eh. And then here comes Matt Menard. And for a minute, I said, Matt, who the fuck is Matt Menard? it's Mac Daddy. Remember Mac Daddy?
Starting point is 02:21:27 Of course. He hadn't been on a show in three fucking years. From the Jericho Appreciation Society. Apparently he was Garcia's trainer or mentor, so we have him to blame. And he and Garcia had a,
Starting point is 02:21:44 I can only describe it as a girl's slap fight, and then they went to the floor and Garcia ran out of the building away from MacDady. And at that point, Claudio and fat ass were in the ring, and Shelton and Bobby woke up from their slumber like Rip Van fucking Winkle, and they slid in the ring and beat everybody up.
Starting point is 02:22:12 They went from, oh, we've been unconscious for 15 minutes to, well, let's throw six people around. And then they cornered ricochet, and I thought, good, they'll kill him. they'll just kill him dead. And then everybody else did something and Rickashet hit Kevin Knight with something and Rickashet beat him, beat Kevin Knight.
Starting point is 02:22:36 So he's the new national champion. This was one of the biggest messes I've ever seen perpetrated a wrestling ring. And just endless entrances of nobodies in a match that made no fight. fucking sense whatsoever. And that was one of the good matches.
Starting point is 02:23:00 No, it was a bit of a shit show. Entertaining just because, again, you don't know who's going to come next, you don't know when, because there's no set reason. The Royal Rumble in 89, it was a big deal when I was a kid that it began with axe and smash. One and two were demolition.
Starting point is 02:23:20 And they didn't eliminate each other, they didn't hate each other, but for a moment there they pounded the shit out of each other and then the match continued we didn't get anything with lash like you said an amateur workout like you would have seen on Florida TV with those two yeah would have been good and then somebody starts to lose the temper right before they're interrupted
Starting point is 02:23:43 you never want here's thinking I know what the thing with demolition and that was their you know road warrior like type of personality but I believe you don't ever want partners fight at punching each other in the face, trying to do damage to each other. If they're forced in a situation where they have to wrestle,
Starting point is 02:24:08 it would be the legitimate wrestling thing. And then a temper would flare, but they would be interrupted. If they go too far, then it just kills the credibility of the team. I'm sorry, go ahead. Yeah, I mean, you know, I think about also Dory versus Terry in, what was it, 80 or 81? 86 minutes.
Starting point is 02:24:32 Yeah. As part of the tournament, two baby faces, no one turned, they were brothers. They made it work somehow. It wasn't, not saying it was the most exciting match of all time, but the concept. What do you think of the national belt? Obviously, taking its look from the classic 1980s national championship. Well, I don't care if it takes its look from the goddamn Hope Diamond. It's ridiculous.
Starting point is 02:24:58 The national champion, the T&T champion, the fucking world champion, the interim the interim fucking dipshit champion. Everybody, and he has the guys carry belts from other promotions. And sometimes there's guys coming out with carrying two belts, and there's six-man belts. and it's just silly. And it is diluted everything to where you would have to think that only the most diehard minority
Starting point is 02:25:31 of the AEW fans would be able to off the top of their head right now, who holds all the belts in AEW? Don't even talk about Ring of Honor or any outside companies, New Japan, and don't even think about Mercedes's 13 fucking belts or whatever it. Just who's the champions in this main company?
Starting point is 02:25:50 How the fuck? Who's the TNT champion right now? Oh, I do. We ain't got to it yet. That's actually on the show. I was trying to think of the champions in my head. That's right. I know that because I've got it written down here in a few minutes.
Starting point is 02:26:07 But that's it's another belt because their belt, Tony is a belt mark and the other guys are marks for having belts. But would you like to talk about the guy who's a mark for himself, probably bigger than anybody in the company, Brian at this point, old Dick the Boozer, our friend and colleague. This is kind of where the show took a turn in a direction that I really didn't like. Well, it's funny how it happens that way every time Moxley gets in the fucking ring. A no holds barred match with Kyle O'Reilly and our friend John Moxley.
Starting point is 02:26:43 And I know you're going to say, well, wait a minute, the previous two, hold on, how many matches have had rules tonight? wait a minute from the opening six man technically was not a no dq match but only two guys joined it 10 minutes in derby and pack i don't believe was a no no dq match but they got away with a lot of shit the four-way women's was no dq the world tag title wasn't no dq but by cracky the goddamn casino gauntlet was now we've got a no holds barred match And at first, for a couple seconds, they tried wrestling like Darby and Pack did. And Kyle O'Reilly is not bad at an MMA influence mat wrestling style, but they couldn't do Darby and Pack.
Starting point is 02:27:37 They don't look physically as athletic. They weren't as sharp. They weren't as crisp. They didn't do it as long. And Moxley can't do it at all. No, Bueno. as they say about Moxley's pro wrestling basics. They tried to grapple,
Starting point is 02:27:57 but Moxley gets stretched in the amateur tournaments in Cincinnati, so Moxley got a fork and stabbed O'Reilly in the head 15 times. Imagine this, Kyle got color. So now he's bleeding, he can't just stab him, boys, he's stab him 15 fucking times. And now this highlight,
Starting point is 02:28:19 likes. Moxley's tough guy work and attitude is he's committed to it, but it's so fake. And he does such stupid, silly things. It's not like evil or sadistic. It's jackassy and throwing a guy off the porch type of shit. And the fans, through this entire match, Brian, am I telling a lie they sat there and stared until somebody got stabbed with a fork, did something gross or bit somebody that was bloody
Starting point is 02:28:58 yeah that's when they popped right pretty much and he stabbed him in the nipple with his fork and in between that this was as exciting as dry rot because that's all Moxley's about and again I've been a fan of Kyle's, but the time to elevate him into a top spot was years ago when he first came in instead of making him a welcome mat and a fucking throw rug that just gets beat all the time.
Starting point is 02:29:37 And then years later, suddenly he's making the fucking former world champion that wouldn't ever do a job tap out. Well, I, was Dean Ambrose's work? I may have asked you this before. Was it as bad as John Moxley's is while he was there and they have some level of professional criteria? Or is this just all degenerated now as part of his downhill spiral? You know, now that like all the camp counselors are dead,
Starting point is 02:30:06 John Moxley's just John Moxley unleashed. He was never good. It used to drive me crazy because I would hear the comparisons to Terry Funker Roddy Piper. And I was like, oh, I got to see this guy. and I'd watch him and he sucks. And then I'd be, all right, maybe it was a bad night. I'd watch him again and he sucks. And he still sucks.
Starting point is 02:30:26 But now it's also disgusting. It's bad ideas run amok. Well, they popped when Kyle stabbed Moxley with a fork. Then they went for about five miles an hour for a while. And then O'Reilly just got a 10-foot chain out from under the ring and wrapped it around Moxley, and Moxley wrapped it around Kyle, and they just held double front face locks on each other.
Starting point is 02:30:56 And then, I don't know what this was supposed to be, they each grabbed an end of the chain, and held onto it, but traded forearms with their bare arm. And then O'Reilly stabbed Moxley's hand with a fork. I'm just looking at these notes. Moxley got a chair and pilmanized, O'Reilly's arm stomped on it and, you know, so he said, oh, his arm might be broken. And then they rolled around a while and O'Reilly got an ankle lock on Moxley with the chain
Starting point is 02:31:32 around his leg, which didn't matter really and didn't add any leverage to the thing. And Moxley tapped out. And the people do cheer anytime Moxley doesn't win for obvious reasons. This was the invincible world champion that just beat everybody for so long. And suddenly, after he loses the belt, well, now I'm going to tap out 18 times to Kyle O'Reilly of all people all of a sudden. I don't. And we were over two hours into the pay-per-view.
Starting point is 02:32:10 There was another two-plus hours to go. And they've already had, as I mentioned, several of the, the, anything goes, no holes barred, we've got chains, we got chairs, we got people coming in, and they got two hours more of this to go. But that's, I'm happy for Kyle O'Reilly, nice kid, that they're using him better, which they had from the start. But I've never understood anything Moxley has done yet. And what is his goddamn mission? What is the movie character that he's imitating or ripping off or what is going on with the thing? Forky from Toy Story.
Starting point is 02:32:57 You know, it's just bad. It's not good. It's not good. It's unnecessary. And Moxley always takes it too far. And it's not just the fork. It's now the fork. It's been a bunch of these different things. On the positive side, Kyle O'Reilly went over. Let's see how they book him coming out of this. Tony Con is notorious for being bad with following up on things. and John Moxley and the Death Riders are notorious for not letting feuds end. So we'll see what happens next here, but, you know, the Moxley stuff, I guess I'll say it here.
Starting point is 02:33:31 I wish the New Jersey State Athletic Control Board governed wrestling. And this card, you know, I don't mean to sound like JJ Binns or anything. But this card was as bloody a card I think as I've ever seen. to the point where there were pools of blood in multiple matches in the middle of the run. Oh, no, they've done way worse. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:33:55 This was, I think, too gruesome. You remember the argument from Amanda Huber last time? I know better I know better I let my kids watch a John Moxley match at midnight. If A.A.W. is supposed to be for everyone, Tony? Is it supposed to be that your kids can't watch the pay-per-views at all?
Starting point is 02:34:10 Because I just think it's gone too far, and this kind of triggered the beginning of the rest of the night, with the exception of the Young Bucks match and Mercedes, just everything I thought went too far. Yeah, the Hardley Boys ain't going to get a lot of great mood of juice jobs. But I'm not offended at the quantity of the blood. I'm offended at the fact that none of it means anything anymore because they do it so
Starting point is 02:34:34 many often match after match after match. And it's just, it's as meaningless as everything else now. I'm more offended by the electrocutions and the flamethrowers. and the people being flung off high precipices, especially when there's a fake crash pad to make it even more stupid or whatever, rather than just the blood, it's just the blood just,
Starting point is 02:35:01 Tony's stuck, he's hit the wall. Every match has blood, every match has, God damn it's for money, every match has multiple people, every match is for a belt. This is what he's stuck on. So the next match, believe it or not, I know you won't for the TNT title that we were talking about a few minutes ago with Kyle Felcher and Mark Briscoe, this was no DQ. Anything goes.
Starting point is 02:35:34 If Briscoe was going to lose and he was going to have to join the family or elsewise, Kyle was going to lose the title, but then they added no DQ, anything goes. and here we go. The first two minutes, they're on the floor. They've used the chair. Briscoe hit him multiple times with a chair, gave him a brain buster. Or no, Kyle gave Briscoe the brain buster on a chair on the floor. But seconds,
Starting point is 02:36:06 and this isn't the first two minutes to match, but seconds later, after taking a brain buster on the chair on the floor, Mark pulls out a ladder and puts Kyle on the ladder and got back in the ladder. The ladders tilted on the barricade around the fans. That ladder was made out of tinfoil. That ladder was made out of tinfoil.
Starting point is 02:36:28 That, I don't know what it was made out of, but I don't want to be fucking flying over the top rope as Briscoe did over the top rope at a cannonball to land on the fucking ladder. And then and Kyle beat him up with the ladder, they haven't been in the ring at that point in five fucking minutes. And again, they've already done two or three hospitalization angles. And it cowled through another ladder in the ring.
Starting point is 02:36:59 And Briscoe was bleeding like a stuck hog. And he was beating on him with the ladder. So I made notes. I'm going to try to find the finish. This is unwatchable. I fast forward five minutes. Kyle gives Mark Briscoe a fucking He drove him through the table
Starting point is 02:37:20 With a spear or body tackle or whatever And then hit him with a power bomb Got a two count So I fast forward at another four minutes I stop and there's another table in the ring And a thousand thumbtacks are already on the mat And they were in the process of fighting on top of a 15 foot ladder where they then fell off and went through the table
Starting point is 02:37:44 where then Mark Briscoe pulled out another table from underneath the ring but this had coils of barbed wire duct tape to it and he couldn't get it in the ring because the leg folded out and he had to go and take forever finally got it in the ring but when Mark brings the barbed wire wrapped table in Kyle has gotten a screwdriver and kicked Mark in the balls
Starting point is 02:38:14 and stabbed him in the head 10 times with the screwdriver and then started licking the blood off him. At that point, we were 20 minutes into the match. I said, I can't do it anymore. And apparently, sometime later, Mark won the match and the TNT belt. What did he use?
Starting point is 02:38:36 A bazooka? or some type of, I don't know, a guillotine type apparatus with a sharp blade. Again, it went further than it needed to for longer than it needed to, 25 minutes that match. And it came on the heels of the Moxley match. They did a no-d-kue match after a no-holds-barred match. You know, good for Mark Briscoe.
Starting point is 02:39:05 I hate the fact that this would in any way, and I don't think it does, but I think it could be presented that way. Validate Tony's booking philosophy of bring guys in, beat them, just have everyone beat them, and it doesn't matter. You just got to give him a little run and it overtakes everything else.
Starting point is 02:39:23 He's tried that with Kyle O'Reilly. He's tried that with Mark Briscoe here now. Well, if it did work, his ratings would be up and interest in these people would be interested. Yeah, and that's it. I'm happy for Mark Briscoe. and yeah well then Brian you know we've got a problem on the roster the former EVPs
Starting point is 02:39:48 who made a big deal a few years ago about having been signed for more money than any tag team ever and they were EVPs making seven figures well suddenly after they after they did an angle where they piled drove their boss but then they never followed up on that. But they got sideways with everybody and they lost their EVP status. And apparently they didn't save their money because within months after all of this stuff happening, they were completely broke. Then they won several hundred thousand dollars in a fake match.
Starting point is 02:40:30 But then one of the dipshit brothers went to the casino where he has a gambling problem and lost $500,000 in the time it took to film a vignette. And then they've been broke again, and now they're in a match for $1 million. Boy, this was a hot angle. Josh Alexander and the Kukamonga kids against Jungle Jackoff, Dino Dush, and our old friend, Twinkle Toes McFinger Bang is back.
Starting point is 02:41:02 Kenny, he's moped back in, with his head down to have another multiple man match for no reason with and for it against people who fuck him around and it never does anything about it. So the fans
Starting point is 02:41:21 yawn when the bucks came out Alexander might be okay but he's stuck with these dips shits and we know what we think about the other three so I said all right I betcha that if when they ring the bell if I skip ahead 20 minutes they're
Starting point is 02:41:38 still going to be going. And I skipped ahead 20 minutes, and son of a bitch, they proved me wrong. They had just done the finish. So I had to back up two minutes to see it, but I was right in that they would take too much time because then they got a big long fucking drawn out fake angle to do. So they did a six way with everybody boosting people up into flips, and somehow one of them busted Josh Alexander open Hardway over his eye
Starting point is 02:42:13 and then Kenny and Dino put both of the Hardley boys on their shoulders like for a chicken fight shoulder ride and Jungle Boy did a double clothesline off the top on the bucks but the bucks landed on their feet after back flipping
Starting point is 02:42:33 and super kicked Dino and Kenny but then jungle boy back flipped off the top rope at the bucks, but they double super kicked him. Then they double super kicked Dino. Then they double super kicked Alexander by mistake when jungle boy had ducked. And then Kenny gave Alexander the one-wing fairy on the floor. But then the buckaroos gave Jungle Boy the shitty double knee lift and beat him one, two, three. it was just a fucking mess
Starting point is 02:43:11 and I only saw two minutes of the 20 so then they start the angle the little kitties from kookamonga have won a million dollars and now they're rich again and Don wants them to be part of the family and Don takes the bucks
Starting point is 02:43:32 and they're leaving with their bags of money and there's still five or six heels in the ring and they start getting sloppy, boring heat on Kenny. And the bucks seemed fake upset, but Don said, don't worry about him and come with us. It was milked so long you knew because the camera was lingering. They went so long it was past the point where you knew already. And they run back to the ring and the buck, beat up all the heels and save canny.
Starting point is 02:44:11 And Dino chokeslammed fat-ass Davis and got him maybe 12 inches off the mat. Good God, he must have a gravitational pull like he's on the planet Mercury or some shit. They need a tree crane to get him up in the air. And then the buccaroos shake hands. What? You know, these people, they need to make a living too. The Buccaroos shook hands with Jungle Boy and Dino, but they're milking it with Kenny.
Starting point is 02:44:49 And the fans are chanting, hug it out, hug it out. My God, I just think back to, do you think that the people in the Omni in Atlanta chanted to hug it out when there was dusty looking at Oli and they were contemplating it for the first. This is a soft group of fucking pansies. Anyway, Kenny slaps their hands away that they offer and hugs them instead.
Starting point is 02:45:18 And they got some mild applause, and I can't wait to see the fans turn on the baby-faced buckaroos in two weeks when they're still this fucking boring. But this thing had to take well over half an hour to get accomplished from start to finish. the lack of reaction from the fans at times was telling to the buck stuff. You know, we've been saying it's all the bad drama,
Starting point is 02:45:40 the bad storylines that they come up with themselves, and then, you know, the bad execution. Kind of knew they were going this way with Omega and had to play out this way. The idea that they were walking down the ramp way with all their money, and Don Callis just kept saying, let's go spend this money.
Starting point is 02:46:00 Let's go spend this money. They just won this money. Let's go spend this money. That's how you got in this position. And these guys who care about nothing more than money all of a sudden drop the money. Why did they drop the money when they ran to the ring to save Kenny? I'd have carried them money back with me. Right.
Starting point is 02:46:17 Why would you take those? I would hit them with the bags of money. See what happens. But they gave, like they just gave him the bag. Here you go, you can keep this money. Why? It made no sense. Well, because their friends are worth more than a million dollars to them or whatever
Starting point is 02:46:32 the fuck it is. It's crazy that here we are six years in and look at the state of these guys who were the alleged big stars as things were getting going, the guys who had all the indie buzz. Still in the same place doing the same shit. Everyone's, yeah, just more injuries,
Starting point is 02:46:49 just less time left to actually help the business of AEW. But that's an impossible task at this point. But there it is, the reuniting of the elite. Now I guess we have to wait until they do the big dramatic thing where Adam Page somehow gets pulled back into this, and him and can he make up, and then everyone can be made up, and everyone could be friends.
Starting point is 02:47:11 Everything about this is friends again. There was another promo I just saw. What was it? Where the guy was like, and we could be friends again. It's all about friendship. I don't even remember, but everything in AEW about friendship. Friendship, my ass. Well, you know, Jim, if I had asked you in advance to pick what you think will happen,
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Starting point is 02:52:23 lineup because it prize picks, it's good to be right. I messed up a little bit there, but why not? Oh, you think? We're talking about full gear. Back to full gear. We still have the men's and women's world championship matches. Yes, and of course, both of them are equal, according to Adam Page. So we've got to term them like that.
Starting point is 02:52:55 Well, the women's came up first, the flip of the coin. Mercedes Maune against Chris Statlander. And again, by the time the time. the bell rang for this thing, three and a half hours into the show plus the pre-show. And now you've got two girls
Starting point is 02:53:15 not in a no-d-hose-bard fucking gimmick match. They're just, they're going to try to be Dory Funk Jr. and Jack Briscoe. And they're going to have a 20-plus minute wrestling match marred with a few
Starting point is 02:53:33 modern things. They they started out at 100 miles an hour. They had their choreography, and they go from one thing to another by rote. It's moved to move. It's not reaction. Holy shit, get myself together, come back. No, it's just, oh, we're going to this and this and this.
Starting point is 02:53:58 Because they're trying to have a classic match with a lot of moves like they've seen on their jabby. Japanese videotapes. Then they got the dive in, then the spot on the floor, then Stantlander took a superplex, or gave a superplex, and went for a
Starting point is 02:54:17 450 off the top rope, but Mercedes moved, so Statlander sold her arm and rolled to the floor, and a referee brought it to a halt. And why, I thought she really, is she fooled me? because she really has hurt her arm because why would you just bring everything to a halt right now?
Starting point is 02:54:41 And then Mercedes comes off the apron and hits a meteor on her on the floor and gets heat on her. And Aubrey Ed was the referee. Brian, who's a better referee for wrestling? Aubrey Ed or C-Biscuit? I'm just wondering. So Mercedes was working the office. I zoned out. I believe Stacey asked me a question.
Starting point is 02:55:10 But a few minutes later, they were both selling and Mercedes went to the top and went for a splash, but Stantlander raised her feet into the face. And then they were both motionless forever so long that the announcers were plugging dynamite. I mean, seriously, they've got to, because it has to be a long match to be a classic, so they have to do a bunch. of shit they don't sell and then sell forever, whether anything was done to a person or not. And again, after a lot of bloody, gory matches and a lot of long
Starting point is 02:55:48 kick out of everything matches. Yes, now we got two girls wrestling. And if Stathlender raised her feet and caught Mercedes in the face, then why can't Statlander get up? Nevertheless, after a while longer, they go back and forth. Stalander gets a cross face. It's the old of the crippler cross face or whatever. And Mercedes just gets out of it and gets her own.
Starting point is 02:56:18 So the heel breaks out of the baby faces move and get. Then they rolled around and they fought on the top turnbuckle. And Statlander gave her some kind of big move off the top and covered her and kick out with no reaction because it's 20 minutes in. It's almost four hours into the show. And finally, just, apropos of not really a lot, in my opinion, Statlander just scooped her up and gave her a tombstone,
Starting point is 02:56:49 one, two, three. And beat her so, it's about time the overpaid, under talented bitch did a job. But I don't know why they didn't. I think Statlander still just doesn't exude, a lot of confidence and personality and they were having
Starting point is 02:57:11 Mercedes beat Tony Storm, right? Which personality is almost all she's got anymore. But I'm not advocating that Mercedes should have won this match. She still got 13 belts. But God damn, did they have to be out there for half an hour?
Starting point is 02:57:29 I thought it was 14 belts now. She would have had 14 if she won this one, right? I don't, I thought I don't know, because she won the depends, like she had the interim women's championship and then she won the other championship. Do you count that? I guess it's one championship now, yeah.
Starting point is 02:57:47 Well, no, because they had a belt made for the interim title, so I guess when she's the R.O.H. Interim Women's Champion and the R.O.H. Women's Champion, that's two belts. You know, this match really didn't stand too much of a chance just because of where it was on this card considering everything on this card. This was the cleanest wrestling match. on the entire card.
Starting point is 02:58:09 With the exception of the six-man match, but to be fair, to be fair, they had pyro in the middle of a match. I was about to say that, that was gimmicked up. It wasn't really clean with two guys coming in
Starting point is 02:58:21 in the middle and toward the end and all this other stuff. I hate to say, because it's the women's world title, but they should have started the show with this before everything got completely crazy and they had to change the mat several times.
Starting point is 02:58:34 It actually probably, probably would have gotten over if they'd have started with this. Well, that was the women's championship match, and of course, Jim, a big steel cage match for the AEW World Championship, the champion Hangman Adam Page versus Samoa Joe.
Starting point is 02:58:53 And now we're four hours into the show, plus the pre-show, and here comes the cage. And Brian, usually, in the course of not just any particular company, but it's as a general course in wrestling, you can kind of figure if you're a long-time fad,
Starting point is 02:59:19 they're building this is going to, oh, this is going to be the one. This is going to be the guy's going to win the title. And they went past that point a couple of times with Moxley. When everybody's like, this ought to be it, that ought to be it. And he didn't lose. All of a sudden here is Samoa Joe, the fucking, the baby face beats him clean in their first match. Then he switches heel.
Starting point is 02:59:48 And then I can't remember what they did last time. And then he, now did you see that this was going to be the climax of hang nail Adam Page's, you know, triumphant rain is champion that now was going to be the, did it seem like? that they had built this up where this would be the end of the road for Little Rico there. I mean, looking back now, I guess maybe you could argue they had beaten Samoa Joe so much in the feud that you couldn't believe he would actually lose again.
Starting point is 03:00:23 He bled as much as I've ever seen him bleed by far. But I guess we'll get there. Well, and that's the thing is, I didn't call this. I'm not arguing. I said beforehand, I'd love to see Samoa Joe win the belt from this fucking goof, but it didn't seem like that they peaked this to where most people believed it was going to happen, which is why they pay to see things. But nevertheless, Joe got color three minutes in.
Starting point is 03:00:52 And then Paige took his cowboy boot and hit Joe over the head 12 times with the heel of his boot and covered Joe and got a one count. even if it's Paige, who I think is Drek, these baby faces are all so weak. And there was nothing for him to do in this match that hadn't been done already, and it's two guys in a cage, they're going to bleed and they're not going to,
Starting point is 03:01:23 I don't, it's just page, I guess, but I don't like any of his matches. He does the same shit. Joe's great when he's got a, as a heel when he has a smaller sympathetic baby face that knows how to work but this was just
Starting point is 03:01:42 and Joe bled so much at one point I was thinking he didn't really do anything to deserve this Page's beat him every fucking time what horrible thing is and now he's about to lose die of blood loss the fans were kind of getting on his side and Paige was bleeding too, but not as bad.
Starting point is 03:02:06 No, with Joe, you could see it pumping out every time he was getting a breath. Yeah. But that's the thing is besides the bleeding, not much happened in this fucking match. Then Shepoopi came out and got the title belt and climbed the cage, but Kingston came out and jerked him down. And while I was going on literally, wow, because they missed it with the camera, they bumped the referee. And Paige got a cover, but no referee was there to count it.
Starting point is 03:02:37 So Hobbs came out. And I swear to God, they tried to recreate cane ripping the cage door off. And what we got was Hobbs grabbing the chain with the big padlock that was a chain in the door closed and just pulling for a second and a gimmick chain. broke. You couldn't believe it. It was too easy. The idea is not to just clip it and stick it together with toothpaste. It's rig it where it's a struggle, but the giant beast gets the... Anyway, he ripped the door open, but then Paige beat Hobbs up.
Starting point is 03:03:24 But then Joe got a sleeper on Page, but Paige ran him into the turnbuckle. Page hit him with a buckshot lariat and covered him. There's still no referee. Then hook comes in and picks up the title belt and turns around and hit Paige with the title belt and takes his jacket off and he's got an op shirt on. So all the time that he was telling Joe
Starting point is 03:03:51 that he was mad at him because they turned on him and left him alone or whatever, now he's gone back to his. the ops who apparently have the entire outlaw mud show crew of New Jersey in their dojo and Joe gave Paige a muscle buster on the belt and covered him, one, two, three, and won the title, but it was not a good match and it was a rotten finish. And at least Paige is not the champion
Starting point is 03:04:25 anymore. I can only assume that even Tony realized or do you think they do realize or do you think it was just time for somebody else to win it? Or did Tony realize that Adam Page was a shitty world champion?
Starting point is 03:04:43 I don't know if Tony realized that. I don't think I can concede that, no. I think they have an IDMing. We'll talk about the post-match in a moment. You know, again, I said it earlier. There are matches with a lot of blood that I love. This match had, this carded too much blood, this match. Samoa Joe, however he hit it.
Starting point is 03:05:06 He hit it, I mean, it was gushing, like 10 minutes after it started gushing. There's blood everywhere. So I don't know. You know, you're almost immune to it in a sense, but it's also, it feels like we're getting more and more, not just more matches with blood, but more blood in the actual matches. well they got to outdo what they've done because they've already established a baseline of complete chaos and carnage so then how do you improve on that it's what it's what they've this is the corner they've been working toward for six years they've lost most of their legitimate main event talent many others are hurt the booking has led to they just do the same shit for hours at a time to dwindling returns based on people getting tired
Starting point is 03:06:03 to seeing the same shit all the time. And then, well, can we go to what happens next? Now they've got a brand new world champion. The lights go out and there's a video on the screen of a burning house. and here comes Prince Nana out on a stage for a big laser light show, and Swerve comes out, swerve strickland to a new but still shitty entrance song. And he strolls to the ring with Nana dancing. And Stacey had walked in the room while I'm watching this.
Starting point is 03:06:45 And it took him so long to get to the ring. I asked her, I said, how old is Nana? He's going to blow up from dancing. Swerve is the fucking athlete. He's just walking like he don't give a shit. And Nana's trying to put the whole thing in the dancing. Page was still laying there in the ring. It's been five minutes since he got beat,
Starting point is 03:07:10 but he's still laying there because they want to paint a dramatic picture and they have no idea in their heads when they go over this shit verbally. How long all this shit's going to take? And nothing happened. Swerve took off his jacket and stared at Joe. And then all the ops dojo members who are standing there in the t-shirts, they just start feeding Swerve while Joe jumps out of the ring and leaves. And Swerve beats up the op-stooges who obviously are letting him and feeding him one at a time to do this stuff forever.
Starting point is 03:07:51 and then Paige got up and clotheslined one of them. And they played music and that was it. And Stacey's, what did I just watch? Is this a parody? What the fuck is happening? It's a big moment. Swerve and Adam Page on the same side. Reunited.
Starting point is 03:08:14 He even had the burning house in the video to celebrate the good times. And beating up fucking 12 guys we've never seen before. You heard the pop from the crowd in the dark because I guess they had to get Nana out on a stage and he, you know, glitters. So they saw him out there. He was doing the same dance he was doing for the other song with this song.
Starting point is 03:08:33 He didn't mix it up at all. It's just, okay, another song I'll do the exact same thing to. He's got to be at least 55. But, um... Oh, come on, he's not that old. I think so. What, you think that's that? I don't think it's that old.
Starting point is 03:08:46 50 is the new, uh, you know, 30. Well, I'll tell you what, 64 is fucking awful goddamn old. Either way. Swerve Strickland, an AEW Star returns. Now you have the ops, I guess established maybe a little more as a heel, top heel faction with Hobbs as the chain-busting power man and Samoa Joe as the devious world champion and Hook is the kid. Shabata as the...
Starting point is 03:09:17 It used to be Jackie Coogan. Now it's... That's right. Hook. We always talk about Tony doubling down on the things that, like, why? Maybe they'll prove me wrong. Maybe Hook will have a heel run here where you finally see it. But why would you be giving Hook a main spot like this right now?
Starting point is 03:09:38 But that was a AW. Oh, go ahead. It fits the story. It fits the story that Tony wrote in his head, that he comes back too often. And he thinks everybody, Tony not only thinks because of his condition, that everybody can store as many meaningless, trivial and obscure factoids and happenings and callbacks and remembrances in their minds as he can and his.
Starting point is 03:10:05 And he thinks they're hanging on every bit of it because he's telling these compelling stories to himself. And when you watch them in front of you, they come out as gibberish because you don't have the same luxury. that Tony did of thinking it up and understanding it. Well, celebrating six years of Tony Con the Booker, AEW Full Gear in Newark, New Jersey, we shall return momentarily
Starting point is 03:10:35 with some audio from Tony Con, TK, himself, at the Full Gear Media Scrum. All right, Jim. We have returned, and of course, AEW Full Gear was a spectacular like no other. But you have to wonder, what does the boss have to say about all of this, about everything happening in AEW, the state of AEW, we always talk about it, what does Tony have to say about it? We have media scrum audio.
Starting point is 03:11:06 I thought you meant the final boss. You just mean the regular boss. When the final boss shows up next, he may be the size of Tony. We'll see what happens, but we have Tony Con audio from the media scrum. It's been a while since we checked one of these out. Do you have any thoughts about TonyCon media scrum audio returning to the show here? Yes, I'm not ever in favor. of it because he says the same shit every time. Well, let's get the first question here that was asked of Tony. This one was about where the company was a year ago and how it is today. I guess the one year, I don't know what the hell I'm saying.
Starting point is 03:11:47 But I guess we've heard a narrative recently. I'm just looking at this email titled This Week Spas Nors. Oh, God damn it. I type things out quickly because you're being a pain of the ass and then I get this Spasnors on the show Ladies and gentlemen I don't know where we were
Starting point is 03:12:07 but here we are Tony Khan audio Jim a narrative you've heard recently it was on the Ariel Hawani show was in I guess other interviews is the idea that he really kicked it into full gear
Starting point is 03:12:22 no pun intended a year ago and it's the best work he's ever done, the best booking he's ever done. He quit doing things against his better judgment, and he's taking control of the ship, and he's steering it, and he's stoking the furnace,
Starting point is 03:12:37 and he's peddling the pedals, and it's him, him, him. And he thinks this is great, great, great. And at the same time, over a period where WWE is cooled off, AEW's cooled off, and you could see it in the crowds, notwithstanding 10,000 people for a pay-per-view in Newark in the New York City area.
Starting point is 03:12:57 You see it in the ratings when we had the quarter hours and now that we only have the new method which is causing people to panic because it's so low for wrestling, there hasn't really been much progress that you see. We hear loose things about pay-per-view numbers,
Starting point is 03:13:13 but there's no tangible evidence that anything's up. Basically, everybody reports that Tony says that, oh, yeah, it was exceeding our expectations, by 10,000 over last time, or it's right about what we usually do, but nobody ever sees a manifest or anything, do they? Maybe Dave does, and that's why he's so confident, but let's go to this. Tony reflecting on where the company was one year ago to where it is today. Swami,
Starting point is 03:13:43 quite upset about this. Hey, Tony, Bill, from Pop Break. We've talked a lot tonight about, like, people coming full circle. Take us from last year at Full Gear to this year. full gear and talk about creatively and everything that's gone on and how you personally feel about where the company was one year ago to today thanks one year ago sitting in this chair today i felt i don't feel now one year ago i felt and today it's 180 degrees the other way felt one year ago embattled. I feel the opposite.
Starting point is 03:14:27 I feel like we are, like, doing the 10,000 fans and having the full gear show felt like the beginning of a turnaround, and that's really what everybody, the vibe of the full gear last year, was like, this feels like the beginning of a big turnaround for us. And you look at one year later,
Starting point is 03:14:45 and it feels like we're on such a great run this year. It's been a really great year for us, some interesting things I'm learning about looking back at this year and we're in the fourth quarter now of the year. It feels like the fourth quarter like a sports game, but also four quarters breaking the year down into quarters. The first three quarters of the year. What is he saying? What is he talking about? I can't follow the guy.
Starting point is 03:15:14 I'm trying to make notes on the words that he says. I know you were listening because you didn't really pipe in. He was saying how last year, when they had a big crowd apparently for the same pay-per-view event, people said, this feels like the beginning of a turnaround, and that the last year that we all witnessed with our eyes was the turnaround. He's trying to tell us how many quarters there are in a year. He won't just... Let's go back to Mr. Gavis.
Starting point is 03:15:52 He loves his calendar, girl. Let's go back to TOTICOM. Here, we gained share on CBS for Dynamite, which is huge. For TNT right now on Collision, this is the time of year now where after some playoffs and stuff, the show is back in its groove. And this is the most exciting time of the year, I think, because now the concept of classic gets gone. Collision is back in its groove at 200,000 people.
Starting point is 03:16:22 And dynamite is winning its share. Does that, to phrase it that way, means that the rest of TBS's programs suck too. Collisions back in their groove of 56,000 in the key demo. Let's go back to Tony Con. We're down into the final stretch. Last year, it felt like from full gear and the Continental Classic things really picked up.
Starting point is 03:16:48 I thought the Continental Classic last year was even better than the first year. and there were so many exciting things happening. I thought we ended the year on really high notes. And then this year, I've just been so happy with the AEW shows. I think this has been the most consistent year. I thought tonight was another great pay-per-view, which means, and it's just opinions. It's all personal opinions.
Starting point is 03:17:06 I feel like we're batting a thousand on the shows this year. I thought the pay-per-views were great last year, too, but I also think that the TV has been more consistently great this year. Great, great, great. We're batting a thousand. One of the big changes is having. Let me stop for a second. Batting a thousand.
Starting point is 03:17:22 That's a hell of a statement for... I didn't even know Vince McMahon or Bill Watts would have ever said that. Nobody would ever say. He loves his shows, the shows that he puts together for him. Having the shows streaming on HBO Max. And there were a lot of questions. Would we be able to having shows every Wednesday on TBS and every Saturday on TNT? When we started putting the shows on HBO Max,
Starting point is 03:17:49 would we be able to sustain, hold up, do one? well and we've done really, really well, keeping a great audience on cable for the shows and also adding a whole new audience on streaming. And then recently we started doing the pay-per-views on HBO Max. And I think this is going to be the biggest one yet. And I'm really excited about it. I won't have all the data until early next week, but just from early advanced buys, it felt like this was a real great success story. We had great international support for the show. but trying new things, having the tailgate brawl, having an hour on TNT right before we go live with a pay-per-view
Starting point is 03:18:28 to sell the pay-per-view and do things to hook people in. The last pay-per-view. What? What things hooked people in? Seeing a fat guy from Costco spots fucking do it. And again, we're several minutes into the question about reflecting on where the company was. was a year ago versus today.
Starting point is 03:18:50 Yes. And we understand that Tony likes his television programs that he writes and produces. But again, besides all of this gibberish, he's not speaking in any coherent, logical train of thought about the question that he was asked because he's too busy blowing himself. And how in the world does he think that they... You notice he said, would we hold up, would we sustain, would we do well? And we've done well. You didn't hold up.
Starting point is 03:19:24 You didn't sustain because your ratings have dropped even before the new method dropped them further. Well, let's go back a little bit more for this question with Tony Com. Like it worked really well and there was a very positive reception, having things on the tailgate bra, including the FTR versus jet speed match that went into the pay-per-view. And that was very positively received. tonight we had a twist on it where it was again a match that that helped us hook people in but then uh ocada's arrival a little different but also a very exciting way to have the tailgate brawl connect to the pay-per-view and that was very well received also uh by who we're doing yeah where is
Starting point is 03:20:03 that feedback where is the great reception except that when you were sitting there at the monitor you said oh wow this is so cool let me see what my friends on twitter is saying what are my friends friends in the Discord servers say. Let's go back a little bit more this answer, Tony Conn. Things differently a year later, but I felt like one year ago, that was the beginning of a great run of things that now, like you said, full circle, it feels like a total opposite feeling where it was like a year ago, it felt like the beginning of a turnaround, and now it feels like just flow, momentum, and what a great year we're having. So thank you for asking. Well, there it is. He wrapped up the question. Jim. They're having a great year.
Starting point is 03:20:45 Last year it felt like a turnaround to which direction. That's the thing. Because last year at this time, they were doing, well, I mean, they were doing better than they are now, but the show still mostly fucking sucked. So was he, he felt like a turnaround where it was going to get better? It felt like a turnaround where, yeah, it got worse. Yeah, I don't know. I don't hear a lot of people saying AEW feels really hot right now or they're running on a hot streak. They have a lot of momentum they're building upon.
Starting point is 03:21:18 He sees things that no one else sees. Well, somebody else over in Campbell by the sea, California might see, I think, the same thing. Well, Jim, our next question to Tony is one about the brand new national championship that was just introduced and what the inspiration was for this championship. Let's go to this and see what you think. seems like an easy question to answer. Justin Arazio with Sports Radio 94 WIP in Philadelphia. Tony, it's nice to see you again.
Starting point is 03:21:54 Hey, good to see you. We've heard a lot from indie promoters talking about how much success they've seen from Mercedes-Mune going to their promotion and winning belts there. Did that have any impact in the decision to create the AW National Championship? I think absolutely that is one aspect of it. And it's not just independent promotions, but also I think strong international promotions. We've had a really good year in ROH.
Starting point is 03:22:21 We've done a lot of different things this year. And so far, I think the ROH paper views have been great, but there's also been really good reception. I think every time we've put some of the shows on YouTube, people have really been very receptive. I know a lot of people do at times miss when we used to put up dark and elevation on YouTube every week. Sharon and Paul White on commentary made me miss elevation. I don't know about any of you elevation, hardcores like me.
Starting point is 03:22:45 and I absolutely love those shows. So I know people love when we put wrestling shows on YouTube to begin with, but really in terms of having stories, championships, and a great group of wrestlers and some young wrestlers and some veterans, I think it's been a great year for ROH, and I thought that Super Card of Honor... Let me stop in for a second.
Starting point is 03:23:05 I don't even, again. He's all gibberish, and it's a great year for Ring of Honor when he puts them on YouTube and all of his others did anything to the national title. and the fact that there's 18 million titles and what does if Mercedes is winning little
Starting point is 03:23:24 indie companies titles what does that have to do with the national title is he going to put the national title on ricochet and send him to round jerk water and mud lick to fucking face the local champion Tits McGee what is this rambling we're getting ring of honors having a great ear
Starting point is 03:23:44 this somehow explains how Mercedes-Money was part of the influence in his decision to create a national championship back to Tony Kahn. And Death Before Dishonor have included some of the best wrestling matches. And even though I was frustrated with the circumstances
Starting point is 03:24:00 that led to me making a choice in the chair of putting up Supercard of Honor on YouTube for everybody to watch, actually, there was some very good silver linings because then I think it opened a ton of people's eyes like this is an awesome pay-per-view. I like, that's what Ring of Honor has been doing.
Starting point is 03:24:17 These are great. And then in addition to that, I thought, putting the global war... Let me stop for a second. Have you heard anyone, even the biggest Tony Khan defender, say that he has boosted the recognition of Ring of Honor? No, I don't even see anything about it on Twitter anymore. Does it make any news anywhere? For all you, elevation hardcores, no one.
Starting point is 03:24:44 one was an elevation hardcore. That's why the show went away. There was no one wanting to see it. Let's go back to more from Tony Kahn. Or show up for free on YouTube was super positively received. I really loved the ROH Global Wars. In particular, Global Wars, Mexico, when you look at some of the matches, Bandito and Dorado,
Starting point is 03:25:04 Moriarty and Blue Panther, that tag match now and look back at that, seeing Persephone and Athena on opposite sides. and that tag match, Persephone and Thunder against Athena and Red Velvet was outstanding. And now Athena versus Persephone for the R. This is about how the national championship was created. Yeah, and how, I swear to God, you tell me something ain't wrong with him.
Starting point is 03:25:27 People say that I can remember everything. Ask me to goddamn list the card for Silor City, North Carolina in August 1986. I'm going to have to go to the notes. But he's just, bang, big, bang. these obscure. How many shows and matches does he see and write and et cetera per week? Well, he's at every show.
Starting point is 03:25:49 He goes to every show. I know that. Let's go back to Tony Kahn on the inspiration for the creation of the national championship. ROH women's world title. So ROH can really benefit for the first time ever. There's never been AW sending a champion to ROH has never happened in the history of the promotions. So that's very exciting. I know that from talking to CMLL and New Japan, they are interested in this,
Starting point is 03:26:17 especially when you consider Rikoshae has wrestled for both those promotions and done very, very well, and made appearances for New Japan pro wrestling and CMLL, even going to wrestling on Russell Dynasty, going down to Arena, Mexico. So certainly you couldn't have asked for, frankly, a better first champion than Rikshay. I absolutely think... Yeah, you could have. There were several options in the match. Well, besides that... Ryan, if he's the national champion, that means he's the champion of the whole nation.
Starting point is 03:26:50 So who gives a fuck about him in Mexico or Japan or any other goddamn nation? Let's go back. Are there still more about, I mean, at least we got to the national championship, the idea that Rickashet may defend it like Mercedes-Money in different places around the world. I guess that's what he's saying. I don't know what Ring of Honor had to do with any of this, but let's go back to Tony Con. It is eye-opening to see people raving about the positive contributions of having an AEW wrestler on their shows, but it's not just any AEW wrestler. It's Mercedes-Money, the TBS champion, somebody that is one of the really recognizable stars of wrestling and somebody that is one of the top wrestlers in the world.
Starting point is 03:27:33 So in this case, you have another top-top star, somebody who has great credentials. and also is a very recognizable wrestling star, who is a very hardworking star who's probably the world. So I do think Mercedes blazed trails in terms of probably traveling and wrestling outside AEW more than any champion ever, not necessarily always defending the TBS. This motherfucker can make you tap out like you've been sugar-holded
Starting point is 03:28:02 by a NCAA champion. Do they ever just say, okay, that answers my question. Again, the question was about if Mercedes-Mune inspired the national championship and in his own stengalese, we kind of got there. We have a few more seconds of this answer. Let's go back to this. Championships and taking over promotions. So it would be interesting to have AEW having a champion going and making defenses. And we'll see how far it goes.
Starting point is 03:28:33 He may only make one and it could end any time for ricochet. That's what makes it very compelling and interesting. but I absolutely think Rick Shea was great tonight and he could be a great national champion but you have to give tons and tons of credit to Mercedes to your point for all the different
Starting point is 03:28:50 promotions and all the different championships Mercedes has gone out and all the business to your point that she's done for the different promotions she's wrestled for and I think those promoters are on to something. Thank you. You're welcome. Good heaven. It could end at any time for a ricochet.
Starting point is 03:29:11 Those promoters are on to something. We can only hope. Why? You know, I was going to say if somebody would take the transcript of his media scrums and just boil the answers down to a sentence or two, then you could actually maybe understand them. They would only take like 10 or 15 minutes total for the whole scrum, but then there really is no answer to boil down, is there?
Starting point is 03:29:42 He gave a five-minute answer to that national championship question where he actually kind of answered it in the last eight seconds. But it took us a long while to get there. Like, it's like an AEW show. It's like an AEW match. That's the way Tony's brain works. You'll get the finish, but you're going to be here a while, and you're going to see a lot, maybe too much, but you'll get the finish.
Starting point is 03:30:07 Jim, Tony was asked in the media scrum after full gear about the runtime for AEW pay-per-views, and is there a chance they'll get back to ending before midnight on the East Coast? Here's Tony Kahn. Lots of hands. This is great. I love this. Thank you for all coming. Grant Matthews at Bleach Report. Tony earlier, you mentioned the quality of programming that AEW has been delivering this year. the consistency in the quality of the programming. And I think that's been especially evident so far on pay-per-view in 2025 for AEW.
Starting point is 03:30:44 But that being said, though, with the runtime of these shows, will we ever get back to a point where we can deliver the same quality of event that gets done before midnight, 1130, specifically for the East Coast shows, or maybe specifically in terms of crowd engagement and stuff like that, just maximize that? For Saturday night. Good Lord. And he had to grovel like some foreign. leader bringing Donald Trump
Starting point is 03:31:08 a golden egg and then ask a question after he's blown him. And you don't see the visual of Tony responding to that. He just very, very, you know, shakes his head nervously or he kind of sometimes this one, he tipped his cup to the man
Starting point is 03:31:25 when the man said the paper views have been so great over the last year. Tony tipped his glass to him or his paper cup. They've been great, but can they possibly be great under four hour so anybody could leave the arena and get home before daylight, that type of thing. Well, let's go to Tony Kahn's answer. A good question. I definitely was in, you know, I could see that.
Starting point is 03:31:49 You know, after Dinah, I like the feedback. So I do think, like, to your point, after Dynasty, I said, like, I probably on the East Coast wouldn't do a Sunday night, like that late again. And so then we started doing, which worked really well, a lot of afternoon start times. I thought tonight was really great. And obviously, there was a lot of captivated people, uh, throughout the night. I am interested in that. Captive. Captive. I don't know about captivated,
Starting point is 03:32:13 but they were being held captive. Epic pay-per-views with earlier start times was interesting also when the show, to your point, like, is on the West Coast. Like, it's not as a, you know, you can play with the start times a little more. Also, it'll be interesting going back to Sundays because I look at Sundays and Saturdays
Starting point is 03:32:33 a little bit different from each other. You know, I go to, boxing matches in MMA where like the main event's not getting into the ring until like one in the morning and the cards are like several hours longer with pre-lims but you know and there's like 37 minutes between fights with video
Starting point is 03:32:48 like you know and whereas it's not the action doesn't pace the same so I really like it but at the same time you know I I like the feedback so after Dynasty he's all about I like the feedback thank you for the feedback the feedback is these shows are going way too long and they're ending way too
Starting point is 03:33:04 late and he's like I love it He doesn't want it to end. That's the problem. You're listening to him. He's not like looking to go back to the hotel. He doesn't want the show to end. Well, and it's a different audience now more than ever with the UFC or the big boxing fights. And a lot of those people just go to sit there and drink.
Starting point is 03:33:24 But nevertheless, he can't address the issue. Thanks for the feedback. I'm not going to listen to it, is what he's saying. I really last year or you know this past year when in Philly I was like you know I probably I love the show but I probably on a Sunday maybe I wouldn't do that on the East Coast so I think I look at Saturdays and Sunday's different we have a history of doing more Saturday pay-per-views in Q4 particularly like during football season I really think it serves us well not to do Sunday pay-per-views so then Saturday pay-per-views I will always be a little more flexible than Sunday but also I think there was something to the early start time paper views at times, too, and that could be interesting, too. So, you know, something to think about, we ended up putting three in a row. It could be interesting to do one on a deserted island somewhere in the South Pacific, but for this purpose of this fucking answer, just get to the point, say it one time, and move on.
Starting point is 03:34:23 With early start times, and that ended up being, they were all great shows. So there might be something to that. And then, you know, we've always done show. Our contracted time from the shows has always been close to four hours. So if you look, every AEW pay-per-view has gone over three and a half hours. There's never been an AEW pay-per-view that went under three and a half hours in the history of the company because we were contracted to do shows that go about 345. And if we didn't, I would have people talking to the end.
Starting point is 03:34:53 Hold on one there, one second. He's saying These words came out of his chicken lips, Brian, last. We were contracted to do three hours and 45 minutes. That's what he just said, right? That's what he said, yeah. That ain't the way it works. They don't tell you the pay-per-view company
Starting point is 03:35:17 or the streaming distributor or whatever. They don't tell you how long your show has to be. you have to clear the length of your show with them when it was satellite pay-per-view. You had to get satellite time. That's why Vince would never go over three hours. In the early days, you had to buy another hour of satellite time,
Starting point is 03:35:41 which was thousands of dollars, whatever. But no, he's telling them how long, that's what he's telling them. His side says this show is going to be at least three hours and 45 minutes and then they still go over and remember in some cases some systems have cut them off over the past few years remember that's happened a time or two that's because they're going to go four hours then they started going four and a half so it's up to him nobody says we're not going to carry that fucking show
Starting point is 03:36:19 unless it's x amount of time and length that is not a thing that takes a thing that takes place. You're booking a time slot. You're booking a window. When you do pay-per-view, you're saying we have a three-hour window. That's why WWE pay-per-views would typically end a few minutes before three hours, because that was their window. Yeah, and in the early days for the replay, they had to have this into the end of the time I was with TNA in the early 2000s. They had to have like six or seven minutes to rewind the goddamn tape. So that's why there was always panic. if he weren't off the air 10 minutes till oh fuck well let's go back to a man that's not panicking tony con he's still answering this question and thankfully we never ended up in a chytown rumble
Starting point is 03:37:04 situation where they had to send enhancement guys to go wrestle for 15 minutes after rick flare and rickie steamboat because they didn't fill the contract time to do a pretty good job basing it so uh what i think it's interesting but definitely uh you know i can see i always like hearing the fans feedback i thought tonight was really really really great show. And that was it. Well, that was it. Here's my feedback, Tony.
Starting point is 03:37:28 Get out of show business. They didn't. By the way, it was, who was it they sent out after flare and steamboat in Chicago? It was. Was it Steve Casey? And Kendall Windham. And they didn't not fulfill a conscience. they saw that they had time flare and steamboat went home early because it was right, right?
Starting point is 03:37:59 So they were going to send one more match out also for the people in the arena. And there was, you know, I think they were close on the pay-per-view time anyway, but for the people in the arena. And then the mistake they made was they were only supposed to go like six or eight minutes, but they sent them out there and then everybody was so excited about flare and steamboat. Nobody ever sent him a queue. So they went like 20 fucking minutes. I think they went off the air on the pay-per-view, too. Nobody told them to go home.
Starting point is 03:38:33 That's pretty fucking funny. Anyway. Well, Jim, our next question of Tony Kahn from the media screen. Oh, Christ. Is it his last one? It isn't. There are several more here. Oh, Christ!
Starting point is 03:38:46 But this one is about if Tony watches independent wrestling and what he looks for when scouting talent. Let's go to this. Oh, boy. Thank you. Tony, you've got to fly to Phoenix for Jigs for tomorrow. You want to take three more questions? That sounds great, but at the same time, I do appreciate you all being here.
Starting point is 03:39:03 Of course. And it feels like, you know, I'll try to pace them here. So three feels about right. Cool. Great. Thanks, Tony, thanks for the time. Rob Pazbani from The Stunner here. A few years ago here at Full Year,
Starting point is 03:39:15 was one of the most iconic moments where we had the double debut of Adam Cole and Brian Danielson. and I'm just curious. What was it all out? Oh, that was all out? That was all out, 21. I'm sorry, it's late. Okay.
Starting point is 03:39:30 But, uh, the point in my question, my whole question is bullshit. Thank you very much. The guy, why didn't the guy ask that if he wasn't certain about that? But let's go back to this. Let's go back to Tony Con.
Starting point is 03:39:42 I'm sure you're constantly scouting. And I'm curious, do you watch independent wrestling yourself? Yeah, I do. Like, are you looking for the next? Yeah, I do. Sometimes I go to. independent wrestling. So what do you look for when you're scouting? Like what? I look for
Starting point is 03:39:59 wrestlers that the fans connect with and also that and it's all different things. Just like in football, football players are built different. Like you're looking for different players that play different roles. Like not every player is the same height and speed and skill set. And there are things that you look for in some players versus other players and you look for people that can come and play a role in your organization. So when you're looking, you say, oh, I think that person could do this. And then eventually maybe they could grow into a role. And same thing when you're scouting a football player.
Starting point is 03:40:32 You think, okay, well, they can come in and I think they could play this role in the organization. And then I think they have the potential to grow. And sometimes in whether it's football or wrestling. Let me stop it for a second because that's a great example there. Because much like wrestling, Tony was inserted in a job in football. And now he's talking about football scouting. successful football scouting. Like he understands it.
Starting point is 03:40:55 Aren't they the worst team in the whole goddamn history of football is what everybody is always saying? Well, I don't know about the whole history of football, but they haven't been good. I think this year is the best year they've had in a while and they haven't had a good year in a long while. But again, they have people you hire. You know, baseball scouts are typically old players or people who have been around the game forever, never like, hey the kid the kid of the owner wants to be a scout he's a scout now what that was the well here's the thing it was jeff wilpon that's what that is it's an easy thing for him to say i look for people to connect with the fans or the fans like or whatever well yeah ding bad of course but
Starting point is 03:41:33 also that's that just makes it a little easier in some cases but if this is the problem he's going to indie shows and he's seeing who the indie fans connect with instead of going to indie shows looking at all the talent and saying first and foremost, what could I do with that guy? How would I present that guy? How would I produce that guy? What is he a, do I see a baby face or a heel? What do I see to accentuate his presentation,
Starting point is 03:42:12 a change in clothing, a different attitude, some kind of music, whatever the fuck. what slot might he fit in a roster that I'm envisioning? Would he be an upper card guy or a main event guy? Or is a young, exciting, preliminary star that you could see some growth in and have that. It's not just who 300 people in a barn in Poughkeepsie are going to be cheering for because they're a local guy
Starting point is 03:42:49 or doing a silly gimmick or it's somehow caught on because it's a rib amongst the fan base which he's hired a bunch of ribs whether it's because the guy sticks his hands at his pockets or his thumb up, his ass
Starting point is 03:43:04 or whatever the funny thing is, that guy has got over with those fans, but you can't put it on fucking television although he does. But it's scouting talent is how is this guy's work.
Starting point is 03:43:20 Is he, is his shit good at the same time safe? Is he have timing? Talk to him. Can he cut a promo? What is there about him that you like? But what is it about him that you believe he should do better if he's going to fit into what your fucking vision is?
Starting point is 03:43:44 Am I going above Tony's head at this point? I don't know if it's possible to go above his head. He's pretty high. But Jim, let's get back to this answer. There's still a little bit more about what he looks for when scouting independent wrestling. I'm high. I can come down. Perform or underperform those expectations, but they're just estimations and ideas that you have.
Starting point is 03:44:05 But in the end, I go out and I look for people that I think could connect with the fans and people that could be good fit for AEW and especially people that will be good in our locker room and be a good part of the company, but also people that are going to be. great wrestlers for us. And it doesn't necessarily, in every case, have to be right away. Sometimes it can be, but it could be somebody for the future. Thanks. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:44:31 Brian, ask me if any time I've ever booked anything anywhere, if I wondered whether or not that the guy would get along with the rest of the locker room. Jim, when scouting independent talent, do you take into the equation how the wrestler will get along with the rest of your locker room? No. I'm not even independent to anywhere anytime. No booker in history. Well, I'd love to bring that guy in,
Starting point is 03:44:56 but I'm afraid the boys wouldn't like him. Well, fuck it. They'll have to fucking figure it out. They'll goddamn one of the other will like one of the other or one of the other will goddamn leave. But I'm not going to just, oh, I don't think somebody would like him. What the fuck? And what are your thoughts on Tony?
Starting point is 03:45:17 when he's not dealing with all his AEW stuff and football stuff, watching independent wrestling, going to independent shows looking for talent, I guess his eye is a talent scout. Well, I don't know how he has time or, again, it's so much of the same shit. I don't know how he has the patience, but we've seen that Tony has plenty of energy.
Starting point is 03:45:38 But I wonder, does he disguise himself? Because there's not a lot of pictures that you see circulated. Well, there's Tony Khan at front row at Garbage Championship Wrestling Palooza. So whatever, is he hide, is he sneak in the back? Is he hiding? Whatever. Me and Bobby and Stan were leaving the Orange Bowl in Miami at the Bash 87.
Starting point is 03:46:06 And a guy came up and said, Jim, Jim. And I said, not now, buddy, got to go. He grabbed me by the arm. I looked around. He took his baseball cap off of it with Paterson. What? He lived in Florida or had a place in Florida at that time, and he came down to the show and came in and were just checking out the talent on Crockett's roster.
Starting point is 03:46:28 Had you ever met him before? No, that's the first time I met him. He just says, don't say anything. Loved your match, boys. Oh, thank you. Pat, good to see here. We got to go, blah, blah, blah. And he went back in to sneak up and look at the rest of the show.
Starting point is 03:46:43 No shit. I don't think I've ever heard that story before. Wow. and at first I almost blew him off I thought he was going to ask for my autograph and it's fucking Pat but he was no but that's the thing is that every once in a while
Starting point is 03:46:56 you would sense in the old days when anybody had opposition whether it was local or national you'd send somebody you trusted over to sit up in the fucking bleachers and see how the show went what people thought of it and what talent you might
Starting point is 03:47:13 want later on. All right, Jim, our next question for Tony Kahn from the media scrum following full gear. Is a question regarding the potential sale of WBD, something you just talked about on the experience. And what happens if someone with ties to WWE purchases it? Let's go to this. Hey, take a few more here.
Starting point is 03:47:39 Hi, Tony. Ariya Wittner at 4W Online.com. Earlier this week, it came out that there were a number of for Warner Brothers Discovery, including some that already have commitments to other pro-restling companies. Are you worried that if WBD is sold to one of these companies that may not be good for the future of AW on TV? I am not worried at all. I feel really, really good. First of all, we have a great partnership with Warner Brothers Discovery, and we are very blessed to work with the great Superstation TBS with TNT and now having the show stream on HBO Max. And no, that doesn't concern me at all.
Starting point is 03:48:19 I'm very, very, very, very optimistic about the future of where everything's going. Thank you. That was a quick one there, but what did you? That was the quickest answer ever in the history of Tony Khan answers. Is that a tip? What else? In and of itself, the idea that he said something quickly like that. Yes, and let's move on to another subject.
Starting point is 03:48:39 The answer that he did give was we have a great relationship with the people that own the thing now I had a great relationship, Brian, with the guy that used to own the car wash that I used to go to. Where the guys that, where they all knew me, and boy, they would just buff everything just right down to the goddamn shine.
Starting point is 03:48:59 And then they sold it and they do a shitty job. Because I don't have a great relationship with them anymore because of different fucking people. So he can't say he needs to be worried, but he needs to be worried. That's why he didn't say anything because he's worried.
Starting point is 03:49:17 Yeah, he was looking very positive in the video while this is all happening. He obviously doesn't want to give away any weakness. And again, even if you have a great partner in WBD, and I guess you could argue they really are a great partner, they let A.A.W. do whatever the hell they want. They give them more time than they're supposed to have on their shows. They let them air... A lot of money.
Starting point is 03:49:34 They let them air the pre-show now into the pay-per-view and cut off the main event of TV. It just goes from Okada into a movie. Like, he's standing here, and all of a movie starts. So they really have been a great... because they do derive some benefit from their pay-per-views and they do have some, whether it be minute amount or not of ownership and somehow they're financially benefiting to some degree from this.
Starting point is 03:50:02 But the question is, is it going to be long enough or is this going to be another deal overly on a much bigger scale where Spike TV comes and says to TNA, well, we've been paying a lot of fucking extra talent expenses. and this and that for you guys and what the fuck. And then Dixie's going to be, homina, amina, homina. Only this is Jacksonville Dixie. So he's going to go homina,
Starting point is 03:50:28 howma, howmina, homina for about six minutes straight. And again, you could talk about how you're a big part of Max. If Max gets gobbled up by Netflix, you're not a big part of Max anymore. Because it's about what Netflix wants, but we'll see what happens. There are a lot of interesting stories going around
Starting point is 03:50:47 about potential purchases. of WBD. One way or another, it will affect AEW. Jim, our final question for Tony, an interesting one, because it relates to something we've talked about for any Booker, let alone for Tony Kahn, we've discussed it about him as well, and we're going to have follow-up audio from Dave Meltzer after this.
Starting point is 03:51:10 Oh, good Lord. But it's Tony Kahn being asked about... Brian, you're just hitting me with all these great orators. It's... These incredibly talented public speakers that just captivate your attention. You sit and wrapped the amusement at the whole thing. Well, here's Tony Kahn being asked about burnout
Starting point is 03:51:28 as a booker and as a promoter for AEW. Anybody here who has not gotten to ask a question yet that's holding up? Yes, okay, because we've had, thank you. I want to make sure anybody who has not gotten to ask a question yet, because thank you. Yes, thank you, Tony. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:51:43 I just have to ask, clearly you're a big wrestling fan like a lot of us are in here as well too. But in being in that space, you know, we have what we'd like to call a burnout, basically, where it's a what? A burnout. It's what we social media viewers to call where you're posting so much, you're saying it too fast. Oh, burnout. There we go. A burnout to a burnout?
Starting point is 03:52:07 Yes. Yes. Yes. What are the feeling that Tony's heard this phrase before. That suddenly doesn't know. You have a burnout. It sounds like a meltdown. It sounds like a nervous breakdown.
Starting point is 03:52:21 You just, you get burnout. I don't know. Is English a second language for all the people in this room? I see no video. I don't know why they have such trouble and mangle the goddamn King's English. And you had to see Tony's face as he's trying to figure out what this man is saying. And then he realizes it's burnout and it's Tony that he's asking about burnout.
Starting point is 03:52:43 And then, well, Tony may not understand hard work. What? Basically where you're posting so much, you're consuming so much of the product that you just kind of go into that burnout phase where you don't feel as motivated to say post or as motivated to basically do what's a part of your job necessarily. I have to say for you if there's any case where you might be, say, a little less motivated. No. I haven't taken a break from wrestling in a long, long time, and I love it.
Starting point is 03:53:11 And I'm very much in the zone. I love coming to work every week, and it's a consider, I've never missed a show, and I absolutely love it. And I talked about this a little bit earlier in the week, but I love coming here, and even if it's a question I've talked about before, and this is not a question I've talked about, I really like it, but I did reference some things along these lines earlier this week that I'd get back into. Every day I come in to work, I'm so grateful to be in the chair. and I think all the time about how fortunate I am. I'm also really glad that you all, for the most part, a lot of the wrestling fans seem to like the work I'm doing and want me to be in the chair
Starting point is 03:53:46 because I'm also cognizant that it's not always that way for people. And I feel like, again, like I said earlier, a year ago I felt like I was working really hard and I was trying my best. And I feel like after a year later, being in the same building in the same place, after going to turning it, you know, it feels like we're in a better,
Starting point is 03:54:08 place than we were a year ago. Let me stop it real quick. Would a sign of burnout be not necessarily like you're stressed or, you know, just you're hitting a wall, but you can't recognize when things that are not good aren't good? That's what I'm, and I just keep sighing because he just won't ever end. But it's not about not being excited to come to work or not. trying hard or not, you know, being motivated to do it. It's, you've lost it.
Starting point is 03:54:47 You're burnout. You can't. It's not, this is not like a job where you go and perform a specific function every day. Whether it's music, the music business, or whether it's movie making or the television business or the wrestling business. it's entertainment. There's not office hours. There's not days off, weekends.
Starting point is 03:55:15 Sunday doesn't make any difference. In the wrestling business, it's all the time, constantly, for however long you're doing it. And that's why bookers would quit booking for a while or promoters would goddamn, Jerry Jarrett bought him a construction company
Starting point is 03:55:36 to have something else to fucking do. whatever, you can't just do this goddamn forever. And being creative is more difficult than just going and doing a rote task. You can go and stuff envelopes. You get burnt out with that and you don't want to goddamn go to work. But in this case, being responsible for a television program for entertainment and effect, as bad as he wants to go, just ain't got anything else to do.
Starting point is 03:56:11 He's doing the same shit over and over in the same way. As Ernie Ladd would say, ring your brain out. Your brain is like a sponge. When it is absorbed all it can and you must ring it out. He's just doing the same
Starting point is 03:56:28 shit over and over. He's bumping into the wall. But it doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy it. He just ain't, he's lost it. Well, let's see if he finds it more audio from Tony Kahn about burnout. Many, many ways. And for me, I don't get that.
Starting point is 03:56:47 So I'm always really grateful. Now, as a wrestling fan, wrestling's on 52 weeks a year. So I do realize that, like, it takes a special kind of sports fan to have no offseason and to follow a sport year round. And there were times when I was a kid where there would be periods where, like, I wouldn't, you know, I'd be, I was playing basketball. and it was like, you know, I missed some wrestling shows, and the next thing you know, you missed the show a couple weeks in a row, and I'd tape a lot of things on VHS,
Starting point is 03:57:19 so I'd forget to set the recorder, and then you missed the show. And there were a couple times where that, in the 90s, I had a couple times like that, and then time. Let me stop it real quick. What does it have to do with him being burnout after booking his fucking fiasco for six years
Starting point is 03:57:43 that he used to miss the show? show every once in a while in the goddamn 90s. He hasn't missed one since. He's saying he hasn't missed one since. He's trying to think back to when he missed his show and he's like, well, there was a time of the 90s that I kind of wasn't interested. It's been nonstop ever since. He wasn't writing him except in his basement to his other three fans on whatever the
Starting point is 03:58:05 thing was. Again, this is burnout of a, whether you're an executive producer, whether you're a Lennon and McCartney as songwriters, whether you're a goddamn movie producer, whether you're a writer, you've got writers block. He's done it. He can only rehash the same shit.
Starting point is 03:58:28 He needs to get away from it at least, even if he comes back to it. I'm not saying that would be a lot better, but you can tell he's slowing down a little bit unless they adjusted his medication. he's a little less peppy that he used to be, but mentally come up with a goddamn new idea. One that's good, not one that you just think is good,
Starting point is 03:58:54 because you won't listen to people. Let's go back to Tonycom. After time, anytime I got away from it, I always rediscovered my love for it. And then being entrenched in it now for seven years, every single week without a week away from it, I'm obsessed with it. I love it so much.
Starting point is 03:59:14 I never think about being away from it, and I eat and breathe and sleep it. So it's a really pleasure to be here, and I never take it for granted how special it is to be able to do this. Thank you for asking. All right, well, there it is. Then he's going to ask again.
Starting point is 03:59:30 You know what? I'll tell you one more thing, and then I'm glad we're done with him. In Smoggybound Wrestling. I never missed a TV because we shot our TV once every three or four weeks, right? So, and, but toward the end, I not only took off some of the spot shows because it was just getting ridiculous.
Starting point is 03:59:51 I needed some goddamn sleep, but also for the whole, the whole duration, maybe once every three months or so, I would tell Brian Hilderbrand and Sandy Scott, you'll see me in three and a half days. And there would be a way that they could call me somehow if somebody goddamn fell in a well and otherwise
Starting point is 04:00:18 I crawled in my hole somewhere and didn't think about fucking wrestling for about three days. Imagine how you feel if you're a Jaguars fan and you hear Tony who has always been so involved saying he's obsessed with wrestling, doesn't miss a show,
Starting point is 04:00:36 it's all he wants to do, it's all he thinks about, how's he supposed to have time and the energy and the desire for all these other things, the football team, the soccer team? Well, but here's the thing he didn't really run those to begin with. It's not like he's out there writing the football game for him. That's why they can't pick talent. That's something that runs as a pattern. But they've got people running the football team.
Starting point is 04:01:05 Could you imagine that if he went in and said, okay, guys. down on four, hut one, hut two, whatever, no. This is because this is his childhood fantasy.
Starting point is 04:01:16 He didn't book football games, so he'll let other people do that. He booked wrestling, so he's got to do this. Well, of course, Jim, a lot of us have thought that Tony has indeed burned out, not that he had great ideas at the beginning, but the same things over and over,
Starting point is 04:01:34 the mistakes that are never learned from, the TV's not exactly good. But someone did come to the defense of Tony's burnout, and that's Dave Meltzer, who apparently returned from his vacation and recorded, or maybe he's still on vacation. I don't know, he's in a room. I've never seen him in here in this video. But he's speaking to his co-host, Garrett Gonzalez.
Starting point is 04:01:55 Wait a minute, is there padding on the walls? That could be a clue. No, but Dave's hair gets darker and darker every time I see him. I don't know what he's doing to his hair. but let's go to this audio right now. Gary Gonzalez and Dave Meltzer talking about Tony Kahn burnout. Somebody asked Tony
Starting point is 04:02:13 about burnout. What did you think about that question? That was pretty interesting. He doesn't burn out, but, you know, the, you know, it's kind of inhuman
Starting point is 04:02:27 to do as much as he does. I mean, he is devoting most of his time to the wrestling, but it's not like he's not, you know, you know, devoting a lot of time to football and soccer. So, but yeah, you know, I mean, I mean, look, I think it's pretty clear that Tony Kahn's always
Starting point is 04:02:48 going to be the booker of AEW. And, you know, whether that's good or bad. I mean, it's, if you like the product, the way he presents it, it's good. If you want some other type of product, it's not going to be that product. Yeah. And, wow. Let's stop it there for a second. Because what Dave is saying is actually the truth.
Starting point is 04:03:12 I think he's saying it is exactly right here. That's amazing that he's come out and said it. Won't that offend Tony more than anything else is that Dave is actually saying, look, it's not going to change. It's never going to get better. If you like what it is, this is what it's going to be. But it ain't ever going to change. because Tony's never going to quit.
Starting point is 04:03:37 That is what he said. Tony's always going to be the booker, and for anyone who wants a different thing, which you could take as a better thing, it isn't going to be that. Let's go back a little more audio here. It is. There's a lot of different questions on that,
Starting point is 04:03:56 but I, you know, sometimes you don't know you're burning out, and a lot of times when it comes to booking, you know, Bookers burned out and they're the last to know it. And I'm not saying that Tony's burned out or anything like that. And that's where that clip cut off on YouTube,
Starting point is 04:04:16 but... Well, now then, I'm not saying that this is what's happened, but this is what's happened. Good Lord. And... Yeah, he's having this conversation with Garrett Gonzalez.
Starting point is 04:04:29 Listen to some of the things Brian Alvarez has been saying at the end. Well, I was about saying, is Garrett Gonzalez trying to do Brian Alvarez, like a way, flowers and madam type of thing where Alvarez has his hand up Gonzalez's his ass
Starting point is 04:04:42 because he sounds just like him. I don't think that's the, I don't know that they sound alike, but I don't think that's the situation at all, but I thought you were going to say you didn't know whether a hand was up anybody's ass or not, but you're just concerned about how they sound. Jim, burnout is what we're talking about. Burnout, burnout's a thing that I'm going through
Starting point is 04:04:59 after listening to those two brilliant enunciators. Jesus Christ. If either one of them had been Abraham Lincoln, we'd still have slavery. You see, Dave won't admit that Tony isn't as good as he thinks he is. He'll just say, instead of saying like Tony needs help or Tony, he'll just say, like, Tony's going to be the one doing it. That's just the way it is. This is what it's going to be.
Starting point is 04:05:27 This is how it is. It's a weird form of just acceptance. Just accept. This is how Tony books and this is what the show is going to be. and nothing will improve it. Stop being a grifter. Stop complaining about it. You know, just this whole, you got to learn.
Starting point is 04:05:43 Just everything with Dave, this nonsense. And he said everything true there about burnout and how it affects Bookers and are the last to know. He just wouldn't apply it to the person we're talking about, Tony. But that's the closest he's come. So I do have to give him a tip of the hat instead of a wag of the finger because he actually said the truth.
Starting point is 04:06:05 just didn't apply it to the specific person, so he's got plausible deniability when Tony says, you said bad things about my booking. Well, Jim, there'll be plenty more bad things to say about his booking in the future. That was the AW full-gear media scrum for Tony Kahn. And with that, that's right, this is the drive-thru. The drive-thru is closed. I forget what this thing is that we're doing here. We've been recording a lot.
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