Joe and Jada - BEST OF AUGUST | Aries Spears, Ghostface Killah & Joe and Jada's MOST HILARIOUS moments

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

All the best moments of Joe and Jada from August 2025! Fat Joe and Jadakiss were joined by iconic guests Eve, Aries Spears, Ralph McDaniels, Aries Spears, Ghostface Killah, and Stove God Cooks this month and all of them supplied memorable moments and hilarious stories. We also got several episodes of Joe and Jada sitting down one-on-one and delivering the content that's taking the podcast world by storm. Train is comin' babyyy! 2:00 - Fat Joe's hilarious Jelly Roll at SummerSlam story 15:30 - Eve | DMX & Ruff Ryders stories & roasting Joe's "expensive legs" 30:15 - Aries Spears | Best impressions & Joe's O.J. Simpson story 57:00 - Jadakiss calls out comment section + Bill Clinton story 1:01:00 - Teyana Taylor | "Ring The Alarm" video, turkey chops & debuting "The Hard Part" 1:13:15 - Fat Joe's HILARIOUS jail stories 1:35:00 - Ralph McDaniels | Tupac in Juice & Big Pun causing chaos in Yonkers 1:49:30 - Ghostface Killah | Wu-Tang stories, 'Supreme Cliente 2' listening session 2:15:00 - Stove God Cooks | "F.I.C.O." hook, inside the industry & debuting "Marvin Ye" [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I got a yo, yo, yo, for you. Yo, I went to SummerSlam. What's the guy that works for Michael Rubin? Sitting next to me, the red-haired guy, Michael. Look up his name. He's the president of a fanatics. He's sitting next to me because I've got a witness. Okay, so I go SummerSlam.

I'm trying to tell you. I'm about to tell you a story that's going to ring off-cap mania. They're going to be like, it's not true. but it's a million percent true. So I go to Somerslam, right? And I went because a good friend of mine, Jelly Row, was wrestling. Right? So I know he trained four months.

I know Jelly Row, but, you know, he's a big boy. You know, I stick with the big boys. Pause. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I told you already that ain't even part of this story. All the fact, guys, I'm in their corner. right so i go huh mike herman is my

whoever knows mike herman he's the president for that he's sitting right next the point is carty b sitting there too he gets to the jelly roll there's jelly roll against logan paul and uh jelly won't come out with this guy what's that rest of jelly roll have with him

yo kiss none of us none of us want the fair one we don't even want the 10 on one we don't even want to be able to have a knife to fight this guy what Randy

even if he gave you weapons you don't want to fight this guy this guy's so big bro like he's unreal anybody go Google him if you don't know wrestling this guy's the prototype right he might be the first human AI guy right

I'm looking at the dude Logan Paul's incredible, right? But I'm looking at the... He's unreal, as a human being, it's like, this guy is a problem, right? So I go, I'm looking, I'm cheering jelly roll up. They are beating the brakes off of jelly roll.

They are double suplexing them. They're doing my man so filthy. Now, I'm a fat guy, so I know every bone. I know what he... I know every. I know everybody. I'm a fat guy.

Who lost way to? So I know when he falls, I say, that's two months out of the country awards. He is not going to the country awards. Not after this shit. This was a childhood dream. I salute you, Jelly Roe. In fact, I've never seen a celebrity.

Because you know you had Donald Trump in there. You had a bunch of celebrities. Mike Tyson. It went up in there, but didn't really do it. Snoop. Jelly Row was on top of the robes, getting suplexed, getting hit with chairs over the dead.

Like he was all in. They beat the brakes out of this guy. Yo, and I'm there for Jelly Row, right? So I'm filming the shit. They put him on the table, right? I got it on my story. I'm front row. They put him on a table.

And Logan Paul's up. on the top rope he's outside on the table in front of the things the man jumps and crashes on jelly row i immediately was like all right there he goes out for four months there's no way but like they i mean they suckered me in so jelly roll's acting like he's hurt so there's about a i was about to say a hundred let me just keep it off the cap circuit 10 guys ran over in girls 10 guys and girls Randover, oh, my God, are you okay? I'm thinking he's hurt because I'm a fat guy. I know what just happened.

I know. You know every bone. The vertebrained. I know his shit is fucked up, B. So I'm thinking he's really hurt. I'm like, yo, come on, jelly. Come on, but I'm really concerned. I'm going to be honest with you, Joseph, Antonio Cardahena.

It's concerned about Jellybow. They beat the shit out this dude so bad. Legit. Fucking seven-foot shit. You know, when they did the double on them, I said, come on, not just, I can't do it. No amount of money. No amount of money could they double suplex me?

I'd be dead. I'm going to be honest with you. I break my own shit. I don't know what the fuck Jelly Row did to do it. But anyway, they got him on the floor. I'm believing it. Okay. And Cardi B is right next to me.

Get up. Get up. She's all in, right? So I'm sitting there I'm like jelly I'm really All jokes aside word to my mother I'm thinking he's really hurt

Because they ran over like They didn't do this the whole time They ran over like telling them Yo jelly jellie jett and they're talking to him I'm thinking this guy He gets up And help him up Took like 10 minutes

They fucking this man up over there His tag team partner They beat in the break They jumping him to death over there he's getting his ass The big guy They beat the brace off this dude While Jelly Roe is like

You know Jelly Roe gets up He turns around this I'm sorry Joe I can't fight no more I can't make I tried Joe Thank you for support me Joe

It's a million people In this fucking arena This is Jelly Roe Out of anybody I swear to God he looked at me, I'm sorry, Joe. I care, Joe, I let you down, Joe. Michael, what's his name?

It's right next to me. He said they definitely are not going to believe you. The guy from our fanatics, he said they're not going to believe this shit. Jelly Role was telling me, I'm sorry, Joe. I can't finish. I'm like, but Jelly, I'm patting him on his back. Yo, Jelly, he's like, I'm sorry, Joe. I know you supported me.

This, this, that. And he's walking. I'm like, damn, they fuck jelly, bro. But in true WWE fashion, he gets to the tip. He turns around. He starts looking. They're like, jelly, jelly. And all of a sudden, the motherfucker, I got the power.

Came back. He came back and started clotheslining dudes fucking him up. I got suckered for the wrestling. I felt like a hokomania. I felt like back in the day. Hey, I'm looking at jelly roll, Jallet, JL.A screaming with the crowd, JL.A., JL.A. And let me tell you something, they still lost, but I got to salute Jellie Role. Y'all, I could, I cannot, maybe I'm too old, maybe he's a little bit,

Jelly Roe might be younger than me, right? I personally know I can't take that. For sure? For sure. I can't take it. Man, he's way younger than me. I get it, 40 years old, maybe 39, 40. to try to right about now

with these amphibious legs that shit off NBA Luca got the new muscles the new contract Luca came up to Dyckman and was shooting from the seat just water

throwing joints in us going crazy in Dykman for the guard WNBA they'd been throwing joint skis on the court you seen that? No they was joint joint joint jointsies

they went to Dynasty Commod No, not joint skis. Joint skis. They're throwing dildos on the court in the WNBA. That's a dildo's a joint ski? I mean, I didn't want to try to keep it politically correct. Yo, but let me tell you something, man.

This shit out of control. Like, yo, America's gone. Wow. Joint skis on the court is great. And they keep throwing line greenwoods. They caught the last. Somebody just got arrested. Somebody tried to keep it gone.

and knock me i went to the NBA the WNBA with remi and she pulled up in my house and she got not just the short shorts the short shorts so i'm looking at her i'm like yo sis like you're gonna wear that shit in the um the game

what are you talking about bro i say yo my man yo yo every time i look at the bitch they doing this to remi hot shit Flo and kiss. As soon as the game end

that they ran over with me. I was like, yo, you look for the shit. You came to the fluidity. No, I ain't lying. And we love them. I'm a big fan of the WNBA.

I got no problems. But I warned her premeditated when you came to my house with dumb shits. I said, yo, listen, this is going to be an issue. She don't want,

I said, all right. Every time I look over my shoulder, they're going, sending hearts and shit at Ram. I say, yo, Ram, you came to the wrong. You came to the, the motherfuckers. They ran over at the end of the game. Hey, Ram, love you, this, this, that.

But they're doing joint skis at the game. That's violation. Yeah, that's violation. But it got to be, nah, I ain't even jamming myself up like that. Don't. Please don't. Please don't. Because.

Don't do it. Rich, flag. Don't do it. Pre-flag. Yo, let me tell you something, Jay DeKis, congratulations. You're in the algorithm. Yo, this man, it didn't take long for this man to get in the system. The joint skis on the court. That's the funniest shit I ever heard in my life.

I thought you meant like they had Dykemen throwing joints at Luca. No, no, like joints. Like marijuana. Not pre-roads. Pre-roles. They throwing joyskies on the court. Lime green joints. Oh, why they line green? I don't know where they get the...

I don't know where they got the color way from. I just know he's throwing joint skis, man. We got to stop this. Pay them ladies with you owe them. You know what? You know what? You stop throwing them joint skis on the court, man. Yeah, somebody lost one of the mayor bets.

They needed somebody to have two more points. They took them out, joint ski on them. Dude, y'all are on them. Yeah, that's what me happening. Your mayor's over there like this. guy got 12. Who was it? You spent 10,000 you had on that game.

What was the guy? What was the guy? He scored 12. Chad Ogram, bro. They pulled about 12. I was like, yo, for sure. It was like seven minutes left. I'm like for sure he scored for him.

He spent 9,000, ladies and gentlemen. May I spent 9,000. 9,000. Yeah, that was a $9,000. That's a Canadian border conversation there. Let me tell you something. nobody bigger than the program nobody is bigger than the program

and when people start thinking they bigger than the program that's when they disappear you know and even I me I've had the conversation because people look at me like I'm the leader of my crew but I've had the conversation with guys in my crew way I say nobody's bigger than the program. Even Fat Joe is accessible. If I've, for some reason I'm out of here, you know, the show goes on. I ain't just talking about rap. I'm just talking about in life. And so people get confused thinking they're bigger than the program. Like,

yeah, your contributions is incredible. Yeah, we appreciate what you do. I mean, if you want to be tough. We got 30 tough guys. What do you feel about people when they start thinking, they bigger than the program? Karma and deal with them. Let God sort of them. Kill him and didn't let God sort of.

I love that. Let me get these questions here. Yeah, Jada's on one today, boy. Let me tell yourself. Yo, by the way, if yesterday's the third, the fourth anniversary of our

versus locks a dip set than today's the anniversary of yesterday's price it's not two days

what hello we didn't even got to do no questions that was it don't we don't need no questions

we got ended with that man That leg looked like he's getting strong. You better stop fucking with my leg. You don't want to know what's crazy? I'm at my store. No, they think I got the stinky leg, but it's okay.

My shit flies. Yeah, Eve, yeah, my shit fly like a shirt. I'm not letting him. He's cheating his leg like a shirt. Let me tell you something. I'm just looking at the calf. I don't know what's happening. I get this from the streets.

Look at it. It looks like it. It looks like it. It looks like it. Listen, I don't know what's going on. You might touch the rim, God. I don't know. They got fun of my legs.

Why? These is rich fucking legs. They look rich. This shit just shiny all the top. This shit is up into the Baltic seat. Fucking Royal weddings and Dubai. Like, this is some real. They wish they had my legs.

You could be cocked diesel legs. You wish you had this type of shit. We walk with God, the squad and tea. Don't let them. You know, not the bulletin. All I did was give him a compliment. Your calf is looking. It's looking like he was doing some caffeine.

Yo, I was trying to explain to him. I said, yo, listen, these, you wish you had these legs. I'm going to be honest with you guys. If you could have seen the shit, these things, do you see? I have seen what I go through. This ain't the type of, this ain't what you want, bro. They look great to me Thank you

They look great You know your man Your man's in the eyes I tell Jada I see you Jada I'm trying to get you 100 million You say yo I'm trying to keep you

out the insane asylum You're going crazy Up here bro What's wrong That really That touched me When I watched the repeat When you thought about it

I said yo this guy We think about Not to bring it up And let's take Like somebody in our real life Of Wendy Williams it was a powerhouse media. That's true.

They really gassed it like she's crazy and took her bread. She had about a hundred million, bro, owning productions at the TV show and all that. It's like they done it to somebody. So you might be saving me. It's doable.

I ain't going to let them docks to you, baby. You might be saving me from that scene asylum. That's real. How old is you, sir? Three. Oh, man, I only get to see him on social media and you ain't bring him to see Uncle Cash yet when he come to America.

He's here, though. I got to see him before y'all get out of it, man. Well, yeah, we're here. You know what I'm saying? He's three years old. He's three. Man, that's amazing, man. They grow up so fast.

Too fast. You know. My daughter, my youngest, she's 19. I owe this over there. Look, say, what I was just having them in a rough Friday. He thinks we're crazy too. He think you're crazy too. Of course.

I just, yeah. He thinks we're all away crazy. He's like, yo, I want to wait to this train self-struck. This is like, like, yo, I think you you're still safe like people don't think you crazy like you've been up there

no no no I'm saying if we if we cancel hold up hold up if we cancel the show today you would still walk out of here the same Jada kiss I am the Cap King a liar a story evangelist

what does it like yo I don't sacrifice What is happening? Is this what people saying about you? We got the most lit show in the game I know. Why you think I'm here? I know, sis, but what you got to understand is, you remember people, as much people would love Floyd Mayweger. Half of them hated.

They want to see him get knocked out, but he had that defense, that shoulder run. So these guys, they want to see Joe Crack self-destruct from all these. But when I tell him, I'm the guard crack Kim. I will show him a picture of me 15 years old with the Cofi on. And then if you swipe left, I got the METRA. Just so you know, You might have robbed the gym

You know my shit Come with receipts But it sounds like Yo, this guy's going crazy Fat Joe is losing his mind Almost wore the Royal You blue hat For the cat

That's crazy It was ever a point of time In your career Where you was just like Yo, like what's up? Like being done with it? No, just like It was discouraging

It wasn't paying like yeah definitely definitely I mean she went from doctor yeah I got

dropped from Dre yeah her stories rough riders and then when because I was signed to like Interscope

when rough riders kind of went through their issues with Inescope I kind of got caught up in that and that kind of

fucked up everything for me like when tambourine came out that basically that's when everything kind of fell apart

and I definitely felt like deflated this is one of the most discouraging businesses by far

you could have a being, I would, I would think. Yeah. Elaborate, brother. It was always something. Yeah. You mean, you get the album you think is the album of your thing is five songs can't get cleared. Yeah. And this is not, it's always something. No, I mean, I think that's just with life.

And right now, with it just being so much in social media and so much everybody in your business and everybody got something to say and everybody got a, common and this and opinion and um he's way harder now like I think back in the days you could hide your life like like like I never used to see Rakim when Rockham was

number one I never was seeing him I'd be like yo does he really live in the mansion with with the fish with it like and so you know I'm like it's real that's his favorite dish I'd be like yo that means he must live in a

mansion with fishes his favorite. Like, you know, like, we never seen Michael Jackson. Like, I've never seen Michael Jackson. I've seen him. You saw him? Yeah. We were at Summer Jam that time. Vegas. Not something. I seen Mike in Vegas. You walked right by me.

He got on the elevator. No way. Yeah. And what national security is? I didn't get to speak to him, but he walked right by me. Never got to see Michael. No. Who was the most famous person you ever met? Went in the hotel.

I don't know. I mean, I think I've been like Prince for me was probably as my top. Like I got to record with him. I got to perform with him. I got to like hang out and really bust it up with him. So that's fine.

Yeah. Do you really used to play basketball on the platforms? I don't know. I never saw that. But I heard he did. No, no, Charlie Murphy. Listen, I had one time to meet Prince.

Yeah. And I fucked up. What happened? It's a legendary night, though. They had a, when the All-Star was in New York, Chris. Oh, he was performing. Yeah, he was performing at the Jordan party. I was there.

He was there. I was there. I was there. I was so smacked, right, drunk this one night because I never get a high drink, but that night I got drunk. And Prince was performing, and I was just like, yeah, I could catch him next time, whatever. I ain't paid the right attention. And then he passed away, you know, shortly after.

And I was like, damn. I couldn't, like, really. Yeah. Because you kind of took a, that actually happened with me, with Michael Jackson. Like, could have met him. But then I was like, nah, I'll get to me. Because Swiss, I think Swiss was working with him. So I was like, I'll definitely meet him through Swiss.

Like, at a time. And then I think it was two weeks later or a week later. I was like, I'll just wait. You know, that happened to me. You know, my favorite singer of all time is Luther Vandros. And so when Luther was in the hospital I pulled up

They told me what the hospital was But I never met Luther I never did it I parked outside the joint And I was just like I was scared to go upstairs You know what I'm saying So I ain't go upstairs

The hospital was Beth Israel On 2nd Avenue You better stop bullshitting Cap in your face And all this shit He down with all them guys out there I didn't say anything You're the leader

You're the leader of the Joe Catt. Oh, my God. You're the actual Oh, my your state didn't help. You know, I had the women to hate his club.

I can't hold you. It did help. Oh, my God. You know, like, honeymooners, you're the leader of the lodge. He's not a leader. But the sad thing is,

I was scared to go upstairs because I ain't think he would know me or nothing like that. But I mean you couldn't pay you. You couldn't go up there and say your last words. Yeah, man. I mean, but, and so DMX, right?

That's another guy you got super. Dog. Yeah. Y'all got super history. Yeah. Do you got any DMX stories we probably might have never heard? Oh, my God. I don't know.

She got millions of X. Yeah. Leslie. Nah, X's, X was like, I don't know, special. you know, you know. But I'm asking you, the people, though, they say my sister's lies. When I say my DMX stories,

they say I'm lying 1 million percent. Nah, I don't even know what stories to tell. I mean, hanging out of windows, hanging out of cars, driving out of windows, like what the hell? Like, what the fuck? Speed and crazy all the time, all the time. But for some reason, you trusted him.

I don't even know. I've been in cars. I was in cars with him to do that. And for some reason, And he made you believe that you was going to be okay. You just was like, cool. We do a tribute to him, like a small little tribute on the show. Yeah.

And people really, they love. So, yeah. He was special, man. He was one of the greatest. He was special. Yeah. You know, he was one of the greatest, you know, every time I think of DMX, man, he just had the biggest songs ever.

Like, y'all going to make me lose my mind. I mean, like, any time I'm listening to music in the show or club or something, one of his shits come on. Yeah. It immediately makes me think of that time where I'm like, yo, this shit, bitch. Yeah, this is the biggest shit. Huge. Ever.

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Hola, it's HoneyGerman, and my podcast, Grasias Come Again, is back. This season, we're going even deeper into the world of music and entertainment. With raw and honest conversations with some of your favorite Latin artists and celebrities. You didn't have to audition? No, I didn't audition. I haven't audition in like over 25 years. Oh, wow. That's a real G-talk right there.

Oh, yeah. We've got some of the biggest actors, musicians, content creators, and culture shifters sharing their real stories of failure and success. You were destined to be a start. We talk all about what's viral and trending with a little bit of chisement, a lot of and those amazing Vibras you've come to expect. And, of course, we'll explore deeper topics dealing with identity, struggles,

and all the issues affecting our Latin community. You feel like you get a little whitewash because you have to do the code switching? I won't say whitewash because at the end of the day, you know, I'm me. But the whole pretending and code, you know, it takes a toll on you. Listen to the new season of Grasasas Come Again as part of My Cultura Podcast Network

on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. What do people ask you to do What's your most successful impersonation? Oh, shit. What you should? I know they all are. They like the Tony.

I got to be one that people always actually do. They like the Tony Soprano. Oh, yeah, you'd be killing. Fucking Morrow and AJ. It's going out of the fucking artists. Got the matter of God but they go fucking gravy. All my kids love it. Morrow and Aji.

My sister Janice and fucking Johnny Shack. Yo, that shit is crazy to me. That shit is... I don't know my voice might be a fraud. an Italian spot of all Italian joint and you start talking like that the whole fucking place to look at you, right?

They be like, yo, what the fuck? They love it. And when I do it at the show, it's like the Italians go, fucking niggins good. You know, that one guy he does a good Denzel. Oh, just C. King?

Yeah. Let me say some heap of all the dudes that did Denzel, me, Gaffrey, my man, Reggie Redge out of Chicago, C. King, and Dina. Edwards. And again, this plays two people going, man, you're a hater. You won't give it up

to other people. I said, listen, C-King is so cold with it. I stopped doing it because I felt foolish. He's dead the fuck on. And every chance I get to promote him, I tell people, people are still hit me up and go, yo, you're Denzel. C-King, he got the crown, man. He got that. He got the crown. It's cold with that. It's like that. Sometimes, you know, you got to be. Sometimes somebody does something so good You don't want to fuck with it Well, you know, everybody like there's There's certain impressions that everybody owns

Like you go Frank Calliando owns Madden C King owns Denzel Jay Farrell owns Will Smith So for me it's like Tony Soprano Shack You know As long as I scored 2810 I'm a Dominate If you're on school 2810 you're going to dominate

I get a baller inside inside outside game You got to get a big dog to ball, man. You got to put the eyes. That's a comedic. That's the whole comedic. That's the part of it. Yo, why you're making it look like he in the back of the bus, man? He killed Shaq is so red.

He sounds just like that. Yo, he sound just like, but you ain't see the eyes? You know, no, no, no, yo, Jack, he was doing the real. Shaq loves it. Shack loves it. He loves it. He was on a drink. Hey, I love Jay to Gisba.

He really fucking me up with this Euro step shit. I'm like, listen, no, no, no, no. You being a comedian, you've seen that shit. You thought somebody helped. Anybody threw the battery in his back for him to hit me with that. That was too good. That shit was too good. Joe, I can't keep fighting you for verbal rebound position.

Listen, rappers and comedians have a little bit of, because it's wordplay. It's jokes, it's metaphors, it's punchlines. So that's not, that's not a surprise. I can rap, but I'm not a rapper. But I can, I can, some lyrics. Let me see. I don't want to embarrass myself, but because I tried to do a biggie impression, and it was awful. But I wrote the lyrics where I said something about the biggie baby delivers, cold like the shivers, talk slick, shit, spit game is vicious, malicious, how I roll through you like a cancer.

Doc, speak, bleak, talk about your chances, seem to work slow to chemo, flesh to the bone marrow, fight when no narrow, fuck Sarah. Fuck beef. Make peace with your priest at least. Think a think about tomorrow. Papa, spot you. Biggie Bid and drop you. Chris, keep it real. Keep it frank like Sinatra.

Something like that. So I'm not a rapper. But I, you know what I mean? I can respect that. And I'm gutted in this new generation. These niggas is cottage. And he was using the Bia voice a little. But I don't really have it like that.

How do you feel when you go in enough people have Jack Biggie's voice that he don't have to be that accurate? Like, you know. But when I did it, Every fat dude came up to me with Biggie voice. I personally, no disrespect, guys. Let me, if you want to learn something right now in hip-hop, I think I've been in it for a long time as a fan, as a rapper.

Don't jack nobody. Their style, their voice, their swag. You're wasting your time. Do you know how many guys I met that were fucking... dead nice. All they had to be was dumb. And they might have been a superstar, but would they come on?

Oh, zah, and they're doing the voice. I don't like nobody sounding like nobody. That's why when I get called the old head for going, yo, why don't you like this new generation? All you niggas sound the same. The same melodies, the same cadence,

the same flow. All you didda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. All you niggas sound the same. But it was always. always like that, right? No, no, no. If you have, listen, if you, Tretch. In the 90s?

Tretch was rhyming like this. Do y'all, niggas, it's craziest. If you look at every video at that time, every rapper from anywhere was doing, whoever's been popping, they've been jacking these people. If DMX, Tretch had that move, if DMX was, you know how many guys I've seen

come in the studio with a dog thinking they hurt? And those guys didn't last. No, at all. So originality was a thing back then. Oh, no, very, very much thing. But now it's commonplace to be the same. It's crazy. But I do believe that this new generation is a lot different from my,

and I'm not trying to hate on them or talk them down. I just say that they're looking more for the bag or the lick. It ain't so much culture. It ain't so much, oh, your legacy. This was the, This is a legacy. They're like, yo, for some reason, everybody. I don't know if it's like that in comedy,

but everybody think they could be a rapper. They think this is the easiest job in the world. Everybody. The guy at the Target, the guy who works the front desk in this building, the guy at the deli, the dudes on the corner, everybody think that rap is just the easiest shit in the world. And they could become successful. But a lot of people feel like,

Like today, it is, because it's garbage. This shit is just not as potent as it used to be. It's garbage. So the dude, the target can be a rapper. It stepped on, bacon soda. I'm telling you, if I really wanted to, I could do this shit. But my passion, my passion for excellence won't allow me to sound like garbage. I try to tell, like, guys, similar.

I try to, we're not so offensive. but I try to tell like my nephews or whoever try to rap and all I'd be like, yo, it's so much easier for you. And we had to guard rock him. You know, even Fat Joe, I discovered Big Pun, but I went to the school of Big Pun. Meaning we double platinum

and the parties outside and we're the hottest. He'd be like, fuck that. We write bombs today. There's 90 degrees and everybody coming in the benches in the truck. Yo, we're going to Orchabees. You're like, fuck all that. we writing. And so I went to the school of Big Pum

with he will bust your bubble. Like the way we used to rhyme when Big Pum was alive, it's not even healthy for your brain. But you find a way to put 50 words in one loose leaf thing. One of the most classics ever,

that diddley, diddley, that shit. This is exactly what I'm thinking of while I'm explaining it to you, right? It's like, when we did that song, it was like, so much pressure to put every word together, everything together, and now

you got to have some swag, some melody, something. It's definitely easier now. Listen, man, I said out a post one time where I said, Biggie's niggas bleed should be a tutorial for anybody trying to rap. Because with that picture he painted with the melody and the pace of the song, you thought you was looking at a scene in a Martin Scorsese film.

I mean, it was vivid. And I'm like, that should be a... If you're going to be a rapper, you have to... I thought in real life, I can't say much... Yeah. In real life, I can't say as much as him because they was actually part of the team. But, you know, Biggie was my man.

And I seen the Scorsese pitcher in real life. You know, I... I was in his house hanging out with him in Brooklyn. And this, he just got lit. But I mean, like, just got lit. He was like, yo, Joe, come to my show. I think it was Roseland of the Palladium. I got a show tonight, this and that.

And Biggie was like us. Hockey shirt, shorts, whatever, this, this. And man, when I seen the pictures of that party, where he had the salmon suit on with the Gators. I seen him transform into that character. And I said he ain't the real deal. But I seen it with my own eyes. It shocked me.

I knew him and I couldn't believe it. Like, he did so much for the culture. of, you know, taking, you know, if you think about Biggie, everything was underground before that. So a song like Mass Appeal that was straight hardcore beats, primo and lyrics from guru, rest and peace,

that was a hit. And that was playing on every radio station and it was like hardcore shit was the hit. And then Biggie turned it into like taking old samples and making it a super hit. Right? So his vision, to rap on those beats

and to take it to another level. Everything about him, it still, uh, pause blows my mind. Every time I listen to Biggie because I just can't believe he was that good. Like,

and it's cadence and it's flow. It's funny because again, when people go, yo, what's your top five? And I say it. And I've seen this online where people go, I don't know how people put Big in their top five.

He only released two albums. And I'm going, Listen, how much evidence do you need to see to tell that somebody is special? So what do you think that if he was alive, he would have just fell off? It was going to get better. I don't need eight albums to know what you were. You showed me the first time. So come on, man.

That's what I'm telling you, man. People are fucking stupid. Most people are fucking stupid. Like, you really don't see it. You don't understand it. And because I'll say that, I'll just think, What you want me to do? Staying true to your opinion

and you voice in your opinion. I don't disagree with you. I've had young kids tell me that Biggie sounds like to the hip, pop to them right now with the way they rap you know, the youth is crazy. Look, our heroes,

my heroes, like I said, I grew up on your, Rakim, KRS 1, you know what I mean? Biggie, their heroes Lou Oosie, satchels and purses. I can't disrespect little oozy on here. That's your opinion.

He's my guy and I love him. What was your experience like on Mad TV? When I saw you on there, it was like, you were fucking lit, young. It was like one of the first black people on Mad TV. For me? Yeah, yeah. Were you?

No, actually, before that, was Orlando Jones, Phil Lamar, and Debra Wilson. I came in season three. He was one of the latest. Listen, man, I, you know, again, if I could have had it my way, I would have loved to have taken the path of Eddie Murphy, you know, a couple of years on SNL and then to the stratosphere. But I didn't get a chance to play in the NBA.

I played in the CBA or the ABA. You know what I mean? Mad TV just wasn't SNL. Let me tell you something. But they always got that little white affiliation. No disrespect to my white brothers and sisters, but they always got like J.B. small. Yeah.

He's pretty much a black Jew. Like, they look, he with that Larry Day. David, he must be performing at every bar miss for Jamie Smooth is Jewish. Don't get that fucked up. You know, they got that, once you get that little Eminem Co-Sign. I'm telling you, that's my man. They love him. The Jews love him.

He's down with Larry David. That's his group. Like Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan, keep it all the way hip pop. Big Go Chase. Like, I be working. You know, I be bumping there to. Tracy Morgan's one guy.

I bump into the hood in a million-dollar Lamborghini any other day with the top of. I don't know what the fuck he's doing there. He's driving by himself, no security. He's all away hood. But for some reason, the white people really love Tracy Morgan. I mean, he had all the right notes. You know what I mean? Saturday Live, 30 Rock.

You know what I mean? So he had all the right notes. And listen, I've worked with- So there is a truth to that. Oh, absolutely. And listen, Tracy, man, you know I love you. We comedian. but I always go,

Tracy Morgan sounds like a New York City drag wave. Oh, shit. Yeah, Tracy, how you doing? That's comic banter, man. He's got shit on my eyes and who's up. But that's what comics do, man. If he was here, he'd hit me back. Yeah, I'm Tracy.

Let's go. Tracy, Chris. bought that bag, too. Yeah, he sure did. That motherfucker got too much money. Every time I see him, yo, can I invest? He don't even know what he wanted to invest it.

Every time I say, you want some money, can I invest? Like, yo, Tracy, I don't need no money now. That motherfucker got the super bag. You know, he told me, he said, if he dropped, could we live in the same neighborhood? His shit is bigger than mine.

Don't get it fucked up his house. It's that 30 rock money. I think it was that Walmart money. I'm sure that made the bag. Have you? But NBC, Tina Faye, Alec Baldwin, 30 rock prime time. I'm sure he had the bag, but the bag. You know, when you lawsuit, it's like, you don't get no taxes on that or nothing.

You get the whole whatever you get. But he said he called the cops on his, if he sees his brother and sisters in that neighborhood because they don't belong there. He'll call the cops like, yo, they're outside. That's hilarious. What happened? an encounterment with the dog backstage in L.A. BMX.

Oh shit. Oh, man. Yeah, this was back when, you know, comedy albums was a thing. So I went to the Jay-Z concert at the Staples Center and everybody in the back, you know, busts rhymes and Snoop. And I was trying to get people to hold up the album

be like, yo, support my man. So I saw X and I was like, yo, he said, it does, let me hold on you. And so I go into the living into the locker room. And there's one entrance in, one entrance out. About 15 niggas came in there behind them. And then the security comes in.

Slams the door and stands in front of the door. And I'm like, hey, I was just wondering if you could do some join my... Doug, my voice. I don't know. I don't know. My voice. I don't let me hear it. If it's good, yeah.

If it's not... Duh. And let me tell you something, man. I've been black my whole life. I grew up, you know, I didn't grow up in the projects, but I grew up poor. and that's how I knew where my level of blackness ended. This thing was talking to me

and at one point he pulls the razor blade out from under his tongue and that's the first time I saw that and I'm like, how is this nigga talking? And I'm like, yeah, my niggardom ends there. Yo, my niggum. I'm black up to a point. That was it. Let me tell you some. Your man,

DMX, the stories I got about DMX, he got more. He was down with him. But, yo, DMX, man. He was the trip. He was the real, real trip. He did Mad TV.

He was the real deal. DMX, man. Yeah, I played his mother. We did a skit when he came off the road. And I'm in the grand outfit with the gray hair and the glasses with the chain with Tim's on. And so he's like, yo, my, these bitches. And I mean, they don't let me fight for me, Earl. What I mean?

And I was like, yo, son, relax. We're going to talk about these holes. So it's just me and him going back and forth. Like, yeah. I thought it was crazy story, right? It's going to lead to a question for me, right? This is crazy. It's insane.

It's an insane one, right? But it's the truth. It's uncapable, right? Who's untappable? So I got a friend, right? He passed away. We used to call him Joe Bentley because he owns so many Benetons.

When we go to Miami, we used to have all these drop-top Bentley. This guy had too many Bentham's, like an Italian dude too much, right? He died, you said? He died, right? But I'm just telling you this story because I thought about it on the way here.

I was like, who would be? But anyway, so this guy must have been the original caper because, you know, everything I say is true. These people just ain't have an incredible life like this. So they can't comprehend this shit I'd be saying, right?

So this man was the bigger Kappa than me. So every time he was so rich, but every time he would tell me stories, I'd be like, he was full of shit. He told me he used to fuck, sit, share. One day he picks me up in my house in Miami.

He pulls up to Star Island. Share opens the door and the boostier and this and he comes the ass, walks in. Shit, you can't believe, right? So the man tells me that when O.J. Simpson was in the Bronco, he was in the airport with the private that O.J. Simpson is his man.

Right? he was the one waiting for him, for him and A.C. Green to come on a private breakout. This guy, he's coming. Green. The out counts. But the point is, the man telling me all this shit, the whole time, I know,

yo, Fendi, I know he's, I know he's my man, he's filthy wits, but the shit he was telling me, I could not believe, right? So one day it's his wife's birthday. And he says, Yo, we're throwing His wife

His wife is named Nicole. Joe Bentley, his wife is named Nicole. So he says, yo, we're throwing her birthday party in my other house

up in like where Trump lives, Palm Beach or some shit. We pull up. This shit got white horses. The guy had too much money. Right? I go with the terrorist squad.

It's me, Wemmy, Pistowper. This is why I got witnesses with this one. We go in there. OJ Simpson is in the house So Remy and Pistu start smoking blunts with them

They're having the best time with OJ Simpson Oh J was smoking Smoking Blunts with Remy and Pistow, right? Remy said she even got a picture of that, right? So I go like... He's murdered two people smoking blunts is easy. You're right. You're absolutely.

The moral to the story is when they came down to cut the cake Happy birthday, Nicole. Joe Bentley puts the machete in OJ's hand. He said, you did it, nigga, you did it. And OJ started chasing him around the house with the fucking night.

Somebody got, y'all got to get an animator and turn these stories. No, I'm telling it. No, no, shout out to Mr. Commodore. That's what we need. Mr. Camador just already started. You seen the shit he did? He did like when I robbed the gym.

He played it over. He's white-faced with blonde hair, fat belly out. He's doing the Charlie Murphy, but listen to what I'm saying. OJ starts chasing him around the house with the knife. You say, you did it, man, you did it. The fucking... Who would be the O.J. Simpson of 2025? If somebody killed their wife or something like that.

Who would you... Who would be the O.J.S. Who would stop TV? What is he talking about? Who would stop TV if they were in the white bronco, chasing them. They might allegedly kill their wife. In 2025, who's the celebrity?

Any celebrity? Any... No. No. That's murder and fame? So you think any celebrity would have the TV going crazy? Yeah. So you ain't got one pick. O.J. wasn't even a big celebrity when that shit happened. He just was O.J. My pick is Tiger Woods.

Because you got a white girl. It got to be a white girl. girl right to make this shit go crazy and white people where did this come from i thought he had a question for you i do here's the question the question is i was setting them up who's the oj of today 2025 if a celebrity did some allegedly did some shit like that who would every channel turn on to anybody that killed too but when you said when you say that element now you talk about the white girl Does it have to be that element? No, I'm just thinking about how crazy it can get. Will Smith, from Slap to Murder.

Will Smith running is crazy. Oh, no, you might be excited. And Jazzy Jeff is driving. Jazzy Jeff is. And he got the orgs called. You see where I'm back? He's DJing while he's driving. And as he's driving, it's in West Philadelphia, born and raised.

Oh. Because I'm thinking Tiger Woods got the white wife. He's golf. The white people watch golfing. Because the white people love OJ. That's what made it so crazy. Right? Yeah, but it's 2025.

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Listen to shock incarceration on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get, your podcast. So most of us in hip-hop grew up poor, struggling. To this day, I got family members that left in the project. But I got to cut you off before that. Because it's something like assholes in the comments that think I grew up like the hoxton booths.

I'm saying? I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people, but, and coming from where we come from, it's a beautiful thing to have both of your parents. Yes. I know in route, they see all these people. Yeah, we had both of our parents. Do that mean we wasn't in the street?

No. Do that mean our household we had gold spoons? No. My mom did, she bust their ass. My pop was on drugs. He was able to shake back. I was outside doing shit. I was smart in school.

I was athletic. that I was outside. Just ask the people. This acts the cops. Just ask any fucking body who want to ask. In some reason, these people got, you can't be,

you know, you can't be standing up to your word if you have both of your parents. Are you some type of an asshole? It's a blessing to have both of your parents if you can have both of your parents. Illiteracy. Illusion.

It's like, yo, these guys. Illusion new records. Yo, listen, if you were, If you're bum, don't comment on made niggins. I tell him again, crack. If you're a bum, don't comment on made niggas, man. Just, just, and what's wrong with Elevate?

What's wrong with... He came from somewhere to get the fuck out of it. Super superior. That's how I'm looking at that thing. I don't understand when people are stuck in time. Y'allallam, you got something? Look at my man, Harlem. Hallam made for me, man.

He said he got a gift for me. I told, man, you might as well come on. Hallam everywhere, man. He's a great guy, man. I knew you looked at it. You know this shit happened. Bill Clinton wearing the T.S. Air Force. That's fine.

This ain't Photoshop, my brother. No, that's fine. There ain't no cap in this. You see that I got that presidential. Bill Clinton rock. of these sneakers. I've been trying to put up a poster I got of this in my house. They won't allow me. Hold it up.

It's Bill Clinton, bro. Thank you, my brother. This shit is beautiful. I don't see why he wouldn't wear your Air Force 1. He like getting the head. Throw the flag. Yo, you got two too. That's a flag. That's a flag.

He's going to hit me with him. Oh, that's a flag. I hit my own stuff. Throw the flag, man. You probably had some airs on when he got right. I mean, my man, Bill. Probably her head's on in the whole office that day.

I know somebody who's, I can't say, but who is, I'm talking about top five dead or alive, singer. I can't even, in every genre, just in case. The man calls to perform for Christmas at the White House. And he says Bill Clinton, pulled him in the room and was like,

yo, with the hose hat, bro, I thought you were... It seems Bill ain't learned his lesson. Yo, Bill Clay tells him,

I'll tell you who after college, you'll die. The man tells me, yo, I go to sing at the White House. Bill Clinton pulls me in the room. Like, yo,

I thought you had all the bitches, man, what's the bitches at? This is that. He was like, yo, in the White House, the president of the United.

You know, He's like the ladies, man. Oh, speaking of food, you know to your spot? Well, shout out to make my cake in Harlem. Yo, make my cake. You remember my cake? They don't want 25th. We used to walk bottom on, on, on, on 7th,

and you could just smell it. Oh, my. People's watched our episode from the Bronx. Right? I'm from, I'm from Harlem for real, but guys. Nice. I'm telling you. Mount Morris Paul.

The people from the Bronx, the restaurant you said that got the banging sauce is Grooving Luz-in-laws. They're gonna, next show, they're gonna lay show and bring you the spot. Remember?

Because you told us about it on the show. What I was not? Somewhere in the Bronx. I got the chicken, the sauce. One of these episodes you were talking about a spot in the Bronx with the banging sauce. Well, whoever he was talking about,

they're talking about. His sister's husband owned you. They comment. He's about to bring you all the chicken You know what I'm looking for Fawn Zip put me on to turkey chops back in the day. Stop and shop. They ain't got the turkey chops

because I went to every stopping shop looking for the turkey chops. They ain't got it. But I think what the bigger question is, what exactly are we talking about? Fake pork chops. He must be hungry because he can't talk about. Do we need to order?

Like, we'll be, I'm just saying, like, what's the indoor bill? Like, are we hungry? Because I'm hungry, too. Like, is he coming now or the next episode? I haven't. Why would y'all just order no chicken? He ordering some shit for next week. I'm telling you right now.

Say what you, Jay. I'm saying, I'm thinking, is the shit coming today? I'm hungry. No, no, what I'm saying is we was talking hall of the culinary. I'm trying to conduct the interview. He over here asks you about your five favorite soul food. No, I didn't. Why? You said turkey chops.

Stop. That came out I came off for the soul food because the tiny spot of 140 but you told me but I had

instant food is really important so we got the turkey chops I'm like yo like they bring us up I'm with you I thought we was on he said

no no what shout out the I'm looking for turkey chops no no what's on this guy's mind over it Vaughn Zip

used to take me to a spot downtown like big time a capriely's and some wild shit and they used to have the turkey chops

that you take home and you fry it like pork chops and it tastes like pork chops they stopped making it so the other day I seen the soul food joint and I was like yo it said turkey chops I was like yo where the fuck the turkey chops

and then everybody started telling me turkey chops and they all said stop a shop but I went to like 10 stopping shops by the way we got rewinded turn up in that motherfucker too so if you want to go 53 So moral of the story is, there's no turkey shots. They are.

He just don't know where they yet. I love that we found something, though, because I was confused as to. No, he's just saying. I'm just happy we found it. I'm crazy. Don't mind me, guys. No, I love it. I love it.

I'm just happy we found it because I wasn't sure where we was going to defend you. I used to eat turkey jobs for years. They discontinued it. And then the other day I talked about it in one of the shows, and everybody told me, nah, they got the turkey jobs. So I went to 10 supermarkets in the hood and I couldn't find the tech. How dear that?

That's a big deal for me. That's a big fucking deal. Because you know, ain't no swine. There ain't no pork of my fork, no ham in my pan. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you say. I don't know.

At 15. Yeah. A sweet tender age of 15, you choreographed Beyonce's, bring the alarm video. What was that? How did that? That's crazy.

How did that? You want to know what's crazy? Another stamp to New York. She wanted to learn the chicken noodle suit. Wow. And this is, you know, this is when I was rolling around

with the big hair, the fitting cap, you already know? You know what I'm saying? So, who better to get it right to you? So they called me because I was outside battle

on everybody. Like, it was up for everybody. So it was like, they called me to come and do it, but you already know the hall of me, like, I'm about to throw a while of this shit in there. Like, it's like,

yo, she has one job. She just wanted to learn the chicken noodle soup And I went in there and I was ready Like I wasn't like I was like Hey everybody I'm ready to work let's go Boom and she just started dying lab She's like oh yeah she's a star Like I was I was ready

We were chicken noodle soup and there's some more shit Like I was throwing it mad of the shit Like maybe this maybe this She called me back For another performance that she had And you know Let me help work on that And you know it just was amazing

But I'm also a sponge I'm SpongeBob Square fucking pants Like, I'm a soak in everything. I'm going to take everything. So it was learning. So to be able to, you know, work with her. And it's like at that age, I'm taking in everything. But all of me is like, I understand aesthetics.

And I was already 15 walking by dance groups like, nah, this need to be like this. Yeah, because if you look from here, it's not, it ain't, I ain't rolling. You feel like I was, oh, I was bossy. But it was always for the best. You know your hood, right? You know, I don't know if you know. I started at 132nd of Park Avenue.

Where? Yes, ma'am. Right by where the pimps in the holes used to be and the free cheese was out there underneath the train. My man Chubby Love, he passed away. My man Chubby Love, aka Gerard X, his sister's trying to get the block named after him. So you know the term where the basketball courts in a handbook

where he used to say crack is whack. He used to be out there So one day he pulls up He's in a Ford tourist And he gets out the car This guy's like 600 pounds You have had to see him When you was a kid

He was this big And he got out Louis Vuitton from the floor And I said Oh shit What's that Because this guy Five 600 pounds

What the fuck He was like Yo this dapper Dan He was like, I was like, he took me to Dapper Dane when I was 14

I got my first Dapper Dane because Gerard X I never seen no shit like that He'd get out the car The car go up He goes And the motherfucker Louis Vuitton all the way up

And that guy took me to Dap Gerard X And so when I realized You're from that same hood right there Very important growing up so hard though, right? Like growing up in that area

because you know you go to that school across you went to that school right there? What school? The school right around the current What's that school right there? What? Oh my God, you know that BS30? I was a menace in peace at PS30.

Yeah, but you know they got like metal detectors and shit TSA in that school. My man's wife was the principal. She had me go talk to the kids. I've never seen no shit like that. They had the metal detectives. with the cop in the front. They still got pimps and shit

and all that over there. You know what I mean? Natina, make sure we got permission for this because last time I tried this shit, they said, boom. Oh, yeah, they turned the screen back. Matter of fact, hold on. Bullshit is that.

You sure you spoke to the White House? Yeah. You. Me? What about me? We did this before, didn't? I watched the episode the screen. We got black. Y'all just make sure y'all find his turkey chops.

You heard it? Say that again. Y'all just make sure y'all find his turkey chops. Dave, he ain't finding it. What got you doing them turkey chops? He ain't finding. Find them turkey chops. Not stewed limits.

He ain't find it. You could have got it when you did the, when you sold the soferino. You know what's crazy, type it in Uber Eats. You type it in Uber Eats. You might be able to find it. find the turkey shops and they're going to find them. You know what? That's my mission today. I'm going to find me some turkey chops. Let me see. I'm going to

stew letters everywhere. They got something Louis. They'll get you. They ain't got no, they ain't got no turkey chops. Let's get it to this exclusive. Feed the whole damn day. Put it loud, James. Put it loud. Got a few questions for you.

Shit is getting real confusing. Do you want this or do you don't? I see a difference in the way you move it. Proving you don't give a fuck by losing. I'll stay home, so now I'm gone. Oh. Where's your wife or was your friend of that? But all you did was make me cry about you enjoyed the view.

Hey. So fucking selfish can't get through to you. Who really wins when a family feud's so cool, you turn love blue. Your pride will divide the night this time. And believe, I never said it to me. I never said it'd be easy. But the heart part is over with you. I'm through.

I don't know I can't be easy But the heart part is over with you Yeah I can feel you from me Closed spaces we fill up with it Time and energy Lugs can't get back

Lucky Dan I knew it I'm feeling I can't react Change we act And I understand When you're standing wrong When we can't use me stride If we're in pieces Leave me vacant

Hard to move on Thinking we timed out Thinking I signed up The heart part is over with It's over with you Oh Now I'm gone, go, go, go

I'm not sure the hard part is all of me Escape room That was the hard part was that a beautiful Holy shit was that a beautiful soul low stream, purchase wherever you get your forms of music. Escape room project will be out.

Shout out Lucky Day. Shout out Lucky Day. This guy going to perform six-packed out. This guy right here, right? Lucky Day. I got to tell you, the vibe that gave me. First of all, you picked up right where you left

off even better growth. Yeah, that shit was neat. That was a beautiful. You know, that reminds me When she called a car, and she was like, you might not have noticed me, but I'm the waitress. You know, I throw water in your, in your, in your, in your, in your, in your, my boss tell me not to throw the milk. He told me not to throw the milk, but I throw the milk in your chocolate and, and the, what was the name of that spot?

Legendary on a hundred thousand years. Hand pan was legend. Yo, you got us. You ain't know, no pork of my fault. No ham in my pan. That's a Harlem restaurant I do the name of it All right, but this is why y'all got to hear.

That's the five, though. I never really brag about jail because I only did four months. I got friends that did 20, 30, 40 years. But last night I get... I only did four days. Huh? I only did four days.

And that's a lot. Hell. Looking out the window for four days. Looking at the bus stop. What? I know. you was at county, so you had black coffee, baloney sandwich, shit like that.

I had one, a couple of Kool-Aid. Tell you something. I did time. Two vitamins. I got to explain this to you. I did time in the feds. Don't like. And there's two, you know, I'm a thinking, Mike.

Oh, let me tell you. I was thinking, mate. I grew up in the projects, right? And there's this grass in the middle of all the project buildings. We got big project buildings. Every building is 14th floor, 14th, of parks. I counted all the doors.

Right? Everybody will fight. 14,000, 145 apartments. Accounting all the doors. Now, and everybody got nine kids. So this shit is like, you fuck up one guy, you got to fight the other brother. You got to fight Jamie, Jonathan,

Craford, till you get fucked up. To one of them found you out. You got to go up the line. Then the Cock Diesel brother come out. It's old. Good luck. At least you stood tall, you fought them.

You got your ass whip. That's where I come from. Projects is like gladiator. The point I'm trying to make is there's a big grass in my projects. Everybody has shootouts there. They have fights. You know, one day I go up to the roof of my building and I look at the grass and I say to myself,

was this like an experiment? Because like if you go up on my roof and you see the gun battles and the fights and everything that happened in the middle of the grass, you sit up there, it's almost like the Coliseum. And so where I'm getting to is when you go to the feds, where I went, you got 2,000 dudes, Jamaicans, Aryan nations, Spanish dudes, black dudes, these white American dudes, and there's only four tables.

I'm just trying to, there's four tables with four chairs. That's 16 seats. and there's 2,000 guys and it's right in front of the three TVs. You got the Spanish TV. The blackest guy. Don't know English. You're looking at the mommy's in the Spanish TV. Like, that's like...

The whole mundo. No, no, that shit is like you might as well call that shit soft porn. Mawfucking looking at that. They don't got to know what they're talking about. They're up in there like this every day, right? So you got four tables. Of course, I got a table, right? Ooh, I got a table.

No, no, I'm walking there in 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, I say, yo, who sits in them tables? Homeboy looked at me shook because a lot of guys are pussy. They're not really real. Just because you're in jail, you act up to you get in jail. I watch people get smacked, punched in the face and say, my bag, and keep walking. These guys cocked, these are playing basketball.

Nephew, you don't got to go in there for me to tell you. The guys you think is tough on your block, I watch guys get punched in their face and say, my bag, I'm sorry and walk away. I've never seen no shit like you. You got to fucking murder me. Like, you just can't do it, right? So I'm up in there.

He does that. I go down to the table. God's sitting there. I'm like, you're my man. Get the fuck up. He don't want to get up. I say, you're my man. You got to get the fuck up.

He got up and he left. So I took the table. Ten minutes in there, right? Sit down. Half the jail hated me. A thousand niggas hated me because they was like, oh, he's not going to kick freestyles. These niggas in here on his bullshit, right?

They wanted you to run. Everybody rhyme in jail, Jay. Everybody want to rhyme for you. I ain't let one dude ride for me. So I'm sitting down in the chair. They look and some of them hate me, some of them don't, whatever. Who gives a fuck, right? I only got four months anyway.

So I'm willing to be in the box for the four months. The point is, as soon as I figured it out, like, I just needed like a week in there. Right? because the first week, the feds don't give you commissary. I don't give a fuck of you Donald Trump. It takes you two weeks. I got him getting it.

I walked in there, listen, you got him getting it? I got him getting it. No, I got him getting it. He breaks the rules. Let me tell you, I walked in with $5,000 cash in my pocket to put a commissary. He still took two weeks.

The point is, the first meal. I had to wait on line. And they were very generous. Everybody, they kept throwing the, Like the plate they kept on They threw like six of eight of them on my table Right When I tell you this shit tastes like dog

Listen even the guys that mind their business There's some guys in jail mind their business Don't bother nobody They over there They don't talk to nobody You know they're good people When I tell you all of them looked over And wanted to see my first reaction

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white guys. You black, you with the black guy, you're with the Spanish. He was a white guy that the white guys ain't won. But I saw him and he was, man, he had that boot strength. So like he played basketball and nobody wanted to deal him because he'll hit you with an elbow or shit, but he

was strong. So I said, my man, come with us, man, you eat with us, you with us. I gave him a name Hong Kong's Mongolia. And one day he comes up to me because the guys partially slow I mean but he's just No no he's not slow

He's just slow He's a little bit off He ain't go past second grade But this guy was You know He was Damn second grade Now but you

Give him at least Six grade No this guy Take out 10 Give him six Give him six A seven This guy

Would take out 1020 guys Like It was all out He's gonna take out 1020 He's Hong Kong's Montcote You look like

He was standing there like this. The white guys was looking like, oh, shit. There got to be something to this. Fat Joe's snatched up this guy, and I'm calling him. And the whole job, yo, listen, they're no

different than this show. Hong Kong's Mongolian. He's walking through. What's up, boss? They're looking like we made him a stake. We didn't recruit this thing. He's the Hong Kong. He was like Shadoor. They let him go.

They let him go. He went past. all the drafts and I seen the sparkle in him. I said, yo, this is Hong Kong's money. He come up to me one day. He said, boss, boss, I said, what's up? He said, I just realized

Hong Kong and Mongolia is two different places. I said, my man, shit the fuck. I'd be happy I get your dad. Get the fuck out of you. Okay, boss. Okay, boss. He goes on. But I got this story, but I thought about it last night.

I don't really brag about jail because these guys did 10,000 years in jail. but in the feds, less now than ever, but they always said you go to the feds and guys got money in there. So next to me in the table, don't ask me how they got the table. It was for Latinos, but they could be,

I'm in Miami, so they could be like Cuban, but I don't think they're Cuban, but you could tell they got money. Like in the streets, if I pulled up in the cullin, they're pulling up in the culling. They're pulling up, these guys got money. They're not for offering nobody.

They got money. I don't really talk to them because they really ain't my type of guys. I'm sorry if y'all watching. There wasn't my style of guy. You know what I'm saying? And so one day, we sitting there, we're watching TV, and the guy goes and orders a pizza pie. Now, at least jail I was in, a pizza pie is like caviar.

Right? Everybody ain't have a pizza pie. Any normal person ain't have a real pizza pie or somebody. No, jail pizza pop, but it's still a big deal. In jail, I watched niggas throwing bananas down their shit or eyepoo, like, diggas do the most derelict shit for anything in there. Like, I mean, grown men, yo, watching your back while you're still in a banana. That's how bad it is in jail, bro.

This shit is really a third world country in America. It's bad in there. But anyway, pizza, they're up to like 20 pizzas. For no reason. They couldn't even eat it. Y'all, another pizza. Every time a pizza came, they kept looking at me. My table was right next one.

It was like, I go in my cell. Okay. In the feds, at least the jail I'm at, the eggs they give you in the morning is powdered eggs. They had never seen a real egg in the jail. A fucking egg. Think about where you go to store by a dozen. They had never seen a real egg in the jail I was in.

I go in my cell, I come out. microwave's right there, the whole fucking shit to see. Crack of egg. Bam, one, that was it. Yo, they had never seen the egg. Bam, one. Bam, two. Bam, I'm up to 40, 50 eggs.

Just, bam, yo, yeah. Bam, bam, bam, like I'm, the whole jail's watching. The arms. They through the chat. Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo, I'm trying to...

40-508. How about I keep going? Ooh. To like 6 to 7? 607, 678, 6 to 7? 6 to 7? 6.7? Like this? The motherfuckin look at me dizzy.

They learned. The pizza dudes? Bro. They never seen. seen an egg. I bust open so many eggs. The scramble eggs was so big

and I just kept going like this like letting them know like, yo bro, I got shit you ain't even see in this fucking jail. Y'all trying to play with me with some pizzas. Y'all got me fucked up. I get up to the six, seven. I give him a chef junior,

let him go. You know what's crazy is we had and this, this, this, this, no offense, but this slight racist. what I'm about to say right now. We had... No, no, no, I'm telling you. We had one Asian guy in the whole jail. One Asian.

And I would bother them every day. Like, yo, you make Chinese rice. You know how to cook. You know how to cook. You make... I'm a fat dude. Like, I prefer... Like, listen to me, man.

I want the Chinese rice, the man, telling me, yo, I don't cook. I keep bothering him. Yo, he's like, I don't cook. I don't cook. I'm like, yo, you got Chinese, you know, huh? They know how to make it. I got to give him it.

He wouldn't let me punk him into making Chinese rice. I kept bothering him like, yo, you make Chinese, you got Chinese food. You got Chinese. You know how they. He was like, no, I don't know all right. So one day is my man's birthday. And I give the dude the white travel like a Mr. Child. And I have him, I have him serve my man for his birthday like his birthday.

I say, yo, Mr. Child, baby. Mr. Child, I got the, with the white, with the white towel over his head. I'm like, yo, Mr. Child, man, in the feds, man. You got Mr. Child. Yo, we was clowns, man. This thing is crazy. No, no.

Yo, listen. Clowns. I said, so I go on a visit, and somebody slips me some Jordans. Now, in the fed. You're even wearing a gray sweat suit or a beige. I don't give a fuck who you are. They are not.

No one has Jordans. I got it by the fault. You told me, yo, slip your shit off. I slipped it off in a visit. Then I put them on as Jordans. Biggest mistake in my life. I go up at the elevator, the whole elevator's life. You know, because in this building, they got these elevators.

you can put a tractor trailer in there. So they got 300 guys on the building. And the whole visit is looking at my feet like, I walk in the fucking tear. Puerto Rican duo Barbara. I would love to see him. He was a barber with a little tail from Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico. He was a real one.

So he runs up and goes, like I tell you, he's real ratio in there. He runs up and goes, May Bach, May Bach. He starts screaming. If I wanted to be on the low, it's no low. He's screaming Maybott, Maybop.

Basically, he's saying, Yo, the Latino guy, the Maybop, like the cullin in on his feet. You ain't never see this shit. He's telling everybody, yo, them Jordans is a Maybock in here, man.

It's a fucking Maybock. And he's screaming there, everybody started looking up from all corners. So I'll get the spaghetti feet damn there. You know, my shit looking like Jerry Lewis. I'm walking too. For sure, I'm in trouble, right? For sure, I'm not scared

that somebody's stealing the sneaker. I'm in trouble, right? So I felt like Homeboy, what's the thing? Huggy Bear with the fish tank pumps. Remember when he came out to jail, he had the fish in the shoes. Years later, and they was playing public enemy. His shit, I'm going to get you sucker.

Bro, I felt like Huggy Bear walking out there in them shits. Sure enough, the next day, they rush myself. They got these people, Internal Affairs or whatever they call S-I-S. They rush the cell. Boom.

I'm working out and pull out the Jordans. I go into a thing. The assistant warden is there. Now, this woman, shout out to the woman. She's like, tough, real tough. So I said, hey, I was always nice to this lady. I don't know why. I was always nice.

Anytime I passed that, anytime I did something, I was like, hey, Gordon, I had that report. So she says, none of these people are your friends, Joe. We got like 40 phone calls from the hotline talking about, you got the Jordans. So I'm like, you know, I'm not, my friends. She said, do you know what we got in here? I said, no.

She said, such as such, the leader to shower pass. Such is such the leader of the guerrilla FARC army in Colombia. Such and such the kingpin of all, because it's Miami. the hub. Yeah, that's... So if you're doing work out there, Jamaica, Santa Domingo, Puerto Rico,

the killers are all killers. They throw them over. It's Miami's the hub, right? And she said, and do you know every floor I go to? Whose fucking name I hear the most? She said, fat, motherfucking Joe.

I see, yo, what you want to do? Like, I've been humble. I don't get into arguments for nobody. She's like, Jody, not your friend. up and she gave me a chance. Thank God. But that was, that was, you know, they all called on me.

All you guys, you know who you are, they all called on me about the Jordans. But, you know, jail was different. I don't advise nobody to go there. To me, it's like communism. It's a third world country. If your family don't send you no money, then you have no resort but to do crazy things, man. But I was just thinking about that today because I don't try to think about that. You know what I'm saying?

Sometimes it can't escape your mind. Yeah, last night I don't know It's the simple things When I was just thinking about it Because you know My whole life I've been chasing the stunt

My whole life I've been flexing My whole life It's just I'm a kid I've been trying to make a movie And I just got I started laughing When I thought about the eggs

And the fucking The pizza pie Like I really stunned it on them With the eggs That shit was crazy man And And I hear him tell it the Cap stories. He exaggerates a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit.

I was there for some of those things when it happened, so I know some of it is true. I know a majority of it is true. Most of it is true. If I tell you 100 guys, it might have been 25. I'm going to keep it up. That's about the only thing I can see with Katka. All my shit is backed up.

That receipt? I got, there is a lot of guys who took smacks to the face out there that y'all call the biggest legends in the world that they're wearing it well and they're looking at this show and they're like, that boy is not lying. I'm telling you the truth.

There's a guy, somebody had to get punished. If I'm telling you these stories, I'll rob the gym, I punish this one, or this. Somebody's father was punished out there and knows it. It knows it. It knows it. You know, I had to go to Yonkers one time.

I heard of scrap. Oh, you heard that. I heard you. You heard I threw the whole block on the floor. Don't hear that. The whole block on the floor. The whole block? I didn't hear that.

The floor. You know, they're going to come. No, no, I'm not going to say it. It's the truth, though. I love you. I hear you throw a whole block on the floor. Because when I turned around, Raoul and them boys had some things out, and the whole block was on the floor.

The floor. Oh, you should say that. I took a guy I'm punishing him, right? Don't know a true story, but the guy's smart. He's trying to get away, right? So he's trying to climb the wall. Right, right, right. And you know, a car pulls up.

The door opens. No, this. Let me tell you about this, right? Because I got a, listen. I got a lot of friends in Yonkers. Listen, I love Yonkins. I'm not, I'm not, this is 30-some years ago. I know he's who he's starting.

I don't know this. I don't know all of it to this. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you if they ain't paint the picture for you. I'm going to tell you. So we go out there, I get busy immediately. I'm like, who? They're like him.

It's on. There's nothing to talk about. Let me see. Hold on. Guys, half his size, though. He could have been seven feet tall. I didn't know what he looked like. You got to let the people know.

What I'm talking about, it's a whole block. look like a big drug blocking heart. Elliot. You know the block. All right. This ain't a cat. There's no cat. Okay, but the picture I'm trying to pink to you is I'm on this guy.

A guy trying to get away, right? He fast. Boom. When I turn around, the whole block is on the floor. Raoul and my man, rest of peace. Well, both of them passed away. They got them things out, the extra rusty. Out in the middle.

Everybody on the street going, yo, this fucked up, man. This sucked up. Then the car come and the door opened and the car's so low when the guy got out. Because I'm trying to get him, right? The guy's trying to climb over the gate. I don't even notice her, right? I turned around the shadow, this big pun with a fucking bat in his hand. A bat looked like a tooth thick.

That's how fucking big pun was. And the shit, he twirling the fucking bat. And he's going like this. And the whole block said, oh, shit. He wasn't rapping yet. Like, he wasn't rapping yet. Oh, they just saw a big kid. This was like mugsy butt in your lip.

Like, this was some movie shit. He jumped out the car. He five hundred pounds with a back when they was already on the floor. When they seen punt, the whole fucking block said, oh, shit. And the kid is trying to get away from the, on the gate. And point to hit some, he goes, aye. Pointing hits him on the other side. No.

Anyway, that's not caught, guys, by the way. We'll find out soon. I know going to get a lot of calls. They know the truth. They know the truth. It's just one of 10,000. You do a lot of parties, man. They could have got really, really violent.

I was right in the middle of it. As soon as I've seen you and I can tell the. energy was getting ready to happen. I'll turn that light on. He's going to do a shout-out right now. We're going to do an interview. Joe's like, let's revert the energy.

Let's kill it. You co-produced the cold classic juice. Hell, did you do that? So, juice was the first movie I worked on. So I worked with, I never worked with Ernest Dickinson. He directed, bless you. But the producer,

Maretz, the guy's last name, He also went on to do, like, amazing movies. He came to me and he said, look, nobody's respond. This is early 90s. Nobody's responded to me because hip-hop movies was kind of whack in the early 90s. He's calling people. Nobody's called. He might have called you.

He'd be good. We good. So he goes, we got this movie. Can you come help it? Can you rewrite it? I go to the office. It's called Juice. I'm helping him rewrite it.

The only person we've casted is this guy named Tupac. Tupac's not out yet. He's part of Digital Underground, but he's not like, People don't know him. I don't know his name, but I don't know him. I'm like, I'm like, all right. I said, all right, I hope you rewrite it. Called Queen Latif on the phone.

Look, they're trying to get in contact with you. This is legit. She said, you're working with him? I said, yeah. It's all right, we'll see what's going on. Boom, she shows up. Next thing you know, Tretch shows up. Next thing, you know, all these different people start showing up just because of

you validated. I validated. And I said, it's legit. And that was it. And it became. you know a co-classic we didn't know when we were shooting it you don't know but it became a co-classic all of the guys in it

I got interviews behind the scenes I haven't put that out yet of juice wow Terraro Brothers is there you know what? Terraro brothers was there and it was with Rotter mess yeah and it was a rotter mess you know we kind of like hate social media even though you know because we came up at a time

where there was no social media but through social media I learned a lot of things I never knew Tupac walked all the shit we're big enough Aesap Rocky and all these guys for it right now. Tupac was in the Versace show walking the runway. Oh, right. And, uh, Vasarii, one of he had the shirt off.

It's not that. Nah, he walked up in the show. He had, you know, of course, Quincy Jones' daughter, Kadada. Right. Which was his fiance. She must have plugged them in. But he was there earlier than anybody. And Tupac, when he was Tupac, was walking the runway.

He was out there in France. And they said people couldn't get enough of it. Yeah, he was a serious guy. And when we shot the juice, you know, you have the Winnebago, the thing. Girls are lined up outside doing it. It's crazy. I'm like this. You see women that you know, you're like, really?

That's what you're doing, Mom? Word. You know, I went to a concert, and Big Daddy King was performing. How about this one? You want a cap one? You want a yo, yo, yo. but this story been verified by Big Daddy King. So I'm just in the crowd as a fan

that was one of them but-wise as Super Fest. Oh, wow. And the crowd started going crazy. And through the crowd, Tupac Shakur from Juice, the juice is out already. Tupac walked in with the test.

You was there? Wow. Oh, I'm there there. I know what you're talking about. Oh, I'm there. So I go, he was. walking through, and he's walking with Biggie Smalls.

How about that one? The fucking garden is losing a fucking mind. I'm just in the crowd. Watch the Big Daddy came before. He stops. Yo, crack. Come on. All I got out is Flojo. Flojo number one at the

time, by the way, too. This party and bullshit, Biggie, right? Mm-hmm. We go on stage. Is this one the 7 Mac 11? 7 Mac 11. I'm standing on stage next to them. That's crazy. Okay?

I'm on stage in Madison Square Garden with them. I remember Tupac pulling me up on the stage. Biggie, I got seven Mac 11s about eight. Tupac even said, your fat Joe passing the mic, a big daddy came was like, not enough time, guys, not enough time. He shut Joe cracked down. Not enough times.

This, this, that, this, this. It's cool because I knew for a fact I wasn't as good as two-pop or big. So I'm cool. They gave me a thing, but Big Daddy King shut it down. Right, right, right. Right? And that's the it from this. I got seven McA-Liver, you know what my nigga's in the pit.

Here we go again. So now, years later, I tell that story, right? And that might have started cap heaven for Fat Joe. Oh, full of shit. Waterhole. This guy, not here. him again, but Big Daddy came went up to drink champs

and Norrie asking me, you said, yeah, it's true, Joe was there, you know, I was running out of time, I was headlining, so I had to get to the hits. I said, Big Daddy K ain't know fat Joe was going to be that lean back fat Joe. No, he probably knew. He knew. He knew who he was. Nah. He didn't know I was

going to be the lean back, fat Joe or the Joey crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. So Biggie was a fan of Big Daddy Kane. I have footage of of Cain performing in deep in Brooklyn and Full and Street in the Hood.

And Biggie's like a kid watching, like studying everything that he did. You know, he was everybody's, he was a Big Pun's favorite too. Yes. Big Pun love Kooji Rap and Big Daddy Kain. They was his favorite. Like, I broke down the tears

when he was at the funeral and Kooji rap walked up. I was just like because I knew how much he honored G rap and Big Daddy Kain. Then, you know, It goes on to Eminem, that whole cadence, that whole flow. You know what I'm saying? Great ones.

The greatest one. Yes. My name is Ed. Everyone say, hello, Ed. I'm from a very rural background myself. My dad is a farmer. And my mom is a cousin. So, like, it's not like...

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the story. of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago. I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear. The 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old man had killed his family. And then he came to my house. So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

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I think I had the first show. show with Wu-Tang ever. Not first fat, first show of Wutang in Manhattan. I think it was a club muse or

something shit like that. And I performed the Jaflojo was out at the same time. And I might have got $500. And then I seen them give y'all the same

$500. It was like 13 of you guys. I don't know. I was like, yo, this ain't gonna. I said, I said,

this ain't gonna never make it. It's 13 of them. splitting the 500. Remember it's like, yo, we went to McDonald's, we ate our shit, this, this, this. Did you ever look at the whole clan

and say, you know, how we're going to make money with all these dudes? Nah, I never looked at it because I knew he was going to make it. No doubt.

You know what I mean? I knew he was going to make it. That's like, you know what I mean? So I seen it. I seen it. Like a 27th Zena. I was like,

yo, yo, it was times we was doing promo. And I remember going to Texas somewhere. yo, and they gave us a fake $100 a bill.

Yo, that's how it was. We did the shit. We got paid $100 from, you know, the bill was fake, yes? Bill was mad fake and shit. So I'm like, oh, and then from there, it was like, yo, but you know what?

I respect those days, though, because that was our grind right there. Like, we had the grind out to get to where we is, like, right now. Nowadays, it's like so easy, hop on the internet. You might can just get a hit or just go viral. You didn't have to go, you didn't go viral,

but you had to walk your dog back in those days and shit. Instead of 15, 20 niggas in the 15 passengers, like we all bust up like this, sleeping on each other's soldiers and slobbing this shit. Like, just going there, like, just moving. You know what I mean? So we come from, we come from that shit. You know what I'm saying?

But yeah. People our age, fucking even the young dudes, people like selling their soul to go viral, right? It seems like dudes are doing the corniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Like, it's like, I just want to know what the fuck you're getting out of this shit. Like, shit bogged out to me, man.

I'd be like, like, and the social media ain't really for everybody. It's really for the youth unless you could adapt to that shit. Mm-hmm. Because I don't watch enough guys that I respect as men in real life. Do clown shit on the social media.

Yeah. That you respect is real. Like, you be like, yo, who's some of the realest you would mention them? Yeah. You get on social media and start doing wild corny shit. What do you think about that? The niggas corny from the beginning. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? How are you going to just start doing that? Because that. You're a corny nigga off. You don't recognize it like, yo, I can't do that shit, bro. You know what I'm saying? What are you doing for?

You know, so, you know, it just be like that. So if you're going to start doing it. corny shit now, nigga, you was always corny. That's it. That's how I feel about rat, but that's a different conversation. I feel like if you're a rat, you're a rat. If you work at the fucking bodding, and you've seen too much shit, and the cops

come and you don't tell. It's just because you're a nice guy, but you ain't rat. Your moms and pops thought you, don't be a rap. Once a nigga talk, don't let me hear that your girlfriend would dance or somebody stole you. You told. Right.

Yeah. Okay. That's it. We told you. You told. You can't fix that. It's a sit, though. You got corny nigs everywhere, man. Mystery, real chest boxing, man. Yeah.

That's where you got your name from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We was out there. You know, we all into these flicks and all that. And that's like I happened to come across that flick one day. What's the? That was when... No, that's crazy because I was a little nigger and the older niggas and my grandmother's

projects, they was passing around that tape. So when the VCR, the VHS tape Or the mystery of chest box Yeah So when y'all came out That shit was like It hit home Right

It was like how they How does tape get from Whitney Young To shout live That's when I'm a little man I'm like how did they watch my scared Yeah shit was crazy Yeah yeah Nah we've been

You know how the flitchers to be back in the days We say when the flicks come on You know on Channel 5 Like, I think it was a Saturday. Saturday. It was two things. What? Come outside.

I'm trying to flicks. Oh, that's, you know what I mean? But, you know, I'm going to say something that might sound really weird to everybody, but. That Joe's a black belt. Get ready. They make it a flag. I fought enough niggas karate. I beat a karate expert up one time in Morris High School.

That niggis used to come with the trophies. Yeah, yeah. Yo, he used to come with the trophy. They thought, yeah, yeah. I beat that boy. He knows if he alive, he know I'm going to smoke out that, he used to come to the school with the trophies like he was a karate king. I beat the brakes off him in front of.

He thought niggins were scared of him because he's right. That shit don't work over here. But what I was going to say to him, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't catch you with a chop, a chicken, nothing. He was kicking, and I was going, oh, bow, bang, kick it. Wow. By the forefront, that boy was out of...

Yo. It was like, yo, my man, this ain't the flicks, B. Right, right. Just rock them and sock him, nigga. You got socked. Well, listen, that wasn't even where I was going. If God lined me up every other. So, he lined me up.

Yeah. Be careful. So I go like this. But when I look at the back of the day's flicks, right? And I look at Bruce Lee. I might be crazy for this But a lot of the ice grills The lot of the faces he was made

He was like And I look at rap From day one And I wonder if he influenced The swag of hip hop from day one Like the Grandmaster Flats the sugar They all had that thing But we was

You got to understand You got to understand Kiss We're watching that karate flick every Saturday. Bruce Lee was like a god. He was Michael George now here. But he had the ice grills and all that

and then rapists always had him. I don't know, man. It's some shit. I don't know. Did Bruce even like hip-hop? I don't know, but I'm just saying hip-hop like him. Hip-hop liked him is what I'm saying to him. Right? You know what I'm saying?

He got's probably because whoever had the baddest rhymes. You know what I mean? On some tough guys, especially these sweet rhymes. I don't know. what you said Bruce had the ice grill, right? Yeah, he did. Yeah.

No, but I see them with his grill, though. He had that swag, you know what I'm saying? No, no. Now, Bruce's one of them niggas, though. Yo, Jada, you know, I just insured my legs in the lords of London, because when you call my shit a year old, he did the shit. I said I insured my legs.

I'm not sure my fucking leg. What I'm trying to tell you, I just insured the shit, Lords of London. That's that. That's that, that little. That's that J-Lo. Well, Jay-Lo insured her ass, but I insured my legs. Under the same shit.

100 million, lords of London. These legs are these different type of paraphernalia right here, B. Should I insured my legs? You know, that shit, they murdered it. It's a thing out there. I know you, like, torn, right? I know you, so I know you, like, hitting them stages. You're like conquering land.

You're getting a tall, Supreme clientele too tall? Is that going to be the joint? I was talking about at the Garden and we're supposed to go back. Yeah, I want to go out with you. I saw Conway the other day, too. Like, yo, we need to get to do something. You know what I mean?

Because he's going to drop, I think, in September. So he got some, he got some shit. So he's like, yo, he ready to go. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Man, we got to make this work. Conway, locks, stocks.

We're out here. What up, Joe? You ready to go? You know what I'm saying? The skits is amazing We finally fixed it for the young dudes With the paws You know what I mean

You know you fucking Everybody ain't hear the album Let's talk about He got a skit on the album Talking about pause Like when we grew up There was no pause No pause

Now you When we grew up There was a lot of shit That is here today That wasn't the right Well explain that to Why you felt like you wanted to do Because I'm in the studio one day, right?

First of all, I'm here, pause all day. Like, I'm just talking. I'm talking, I'm like, yo, man, some pause, pause, I'm in there, like, one verse. I'm in there. I'm like, yo, nigga, what I was to say? Some, I think it was a track with now, something like that. One of them joints.

And I'm like, yo, I had to blow him. But it was like, you know, we meant back in the days when you blew and then he was like, yo, you know what I'm saying. Are you blown? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now it was pause. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.

And it's like, engine. And they're like, yo, and he's young, though. Yeah. So it's like, he pausing me down. But I'm like, yo, you're taking me out of my element. Yeah. Like, yo, but I know what the fuck I'm in, bro. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. So it's like, why? So, you know, we did a skid on it. Did a skid on that right? Because I wanted to bring that up. You know what I mean? So it's like, yo, had my man, Mr.

Commodore come in and, you know, we went to work going to dope. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's funny. Yeah, he's funny, though. Like, you know, you had mad pauses. Yeah. He said, you, whatever, he said, eat toast salad,

whatever he said. Yeah, he said, yeah, just tors salads. You don't make rat balances. So I'm like, yo, shit, yeah, you're right, though. Forgot about that. But it wasn't the pause, because back then Tosolras was like a fresh salad. Fresh salad.

You know, whatever happened. This is fucking bullshit. What's going on right now is full of shit. If I tell you, I like a fucking glissie, you know what the fuck I mean. You're trying to act. That ain't in there. That's the one that ain't in there.

Hold on. You don't listen. You're saying two different things. No, we're saying the same shit. You know I mean a hot dog. What are you supposed to say? Like, I'm gay or some shit? Where's the pause, though?

I think all my gay friends to have a gay dog realize this nigga not gay. Why you keep pausing me for eating a hot dog, though? The shit out of control. Yo. Yo, it's out of control. I'm just, yo, I'm... It's different, though.

Don't put those under the same love, brother. It's the same shit. It's wild. They're taking it too far, though. It's that, that's shit. It's like, you know what I mean? It's like, yo, come on, you know what I mean, bro? You know what I'm saying?

It's like... This's what I'm saying. You know what? And the kids are throwing them right. No, no, they're trying to make us feel old. Yeah. No, in my birthday party. My nephews come, Angie,

Manji Martinez's sons. They all 1920. My daughter's there. Nico's there. Fucking, Brooklyn Chop's daughters and all of them in there. Look what they say. Brooklyn Chop house is doors.

Right. Do a daughter. I ain't all Brooklyn Chop house. You got two daughters. Well, Brooklyn Shophouse got two daughters. Shout out to you, man. And Nikki, listen, but what I'm trying to tell you is, I hear them.

They come. I think I'm fly. I just told you I had to both take it shit. on flies party shit looking crazy they like keep saying yo every young person to come welcome to the unction

welcome to the unction well they called you shit the unction you're like I ain't here I didn't hear that one where's the flags that I ain't hear that one I ain't shit out of the truck I got to juggle these shit

give me the flags niggins a hundred of them let me tell you this is when you so old you don't realize they're fucking snapping on me. They call it shit the unction where all the uncles is at and shit. Like we lost up and stuff.

You're welcome to the unction, my nigga. I'm like, yo, when I figure it out, I'm like, yo, the unkshit. And they're shooting. They're like, yo, we uncles, we old niggas. I say, yo, guess what? Get ready for a good dose of four hours of old school music. We're not playing that young bullshit right now.

Right. Y'all better get ready to two-step. not, welcome to the unction. The unction, for real, real. Crazy out of these kids. But listen, Jada. What's up, baby? I'm looking at the king of skits.

And I just had an epiphany. Your ghost, if we had a skit for the Joe and Jada podcast, what would it sound like if Ghostface did the skit for the Joe and Jada podcast? Oh, shit. You want to read. Now, I need you to do it. That's all work together on it. Let's go.

You know what I mean? Hey, yo. What fuck is all these other motherfucking? Yo, you get this shit, man? You heard that shit over the other night, man? These niggas podcast is bullshit, man. Now, their ratings is this real law. Wait for law.

No pause on that shit. Nah, man, fuck all that, man. We're taking over this bullshit, man. Anybody say something. We go inside their head. Word to mother. Anybody. Anybody.

Anybody. You're coming through with 15 million Puerto Rico. But 30 million Puerto Ricans and Dominicans in this motherfucker Yo, word the mother son Yo, these niggins need to catch They need to get the fucking They need to be laid out in the purple rug and shit

Take them in Staten Island Ocean Fuck their ratings Fuck their ratings Fuck their view Stop subscribing to the bullshit podcast Word the mother hack you. Fire on these niggins. Word the mother happy.

Dang. Words. Uh-huh. You got a fire on these sticks. Got like five gem stars waiting blinded up. One of the fucking sight. They ain't even got cable working off the fine sticks and all that, son. They're shit a nigga.

Yeah, right? Oh, shit. Niggis is fucked up out here. You know what I'm saying? They ain't even got cable. Yeah, we're working on that. They're working on the fire sticks, people. Don't do it.

I know, I'm not dissing. Man, we did a fucking skit. Is he, is he dead? Like, you know, we got to get it. Yeah. This shit. Yeah. We got ghost, the king of the skits in this motherfucker.

We got to get one off. Yeah, nah. It's mad ways you can go with these skits, bro. Mad ways. Mad ways. Anybody ever fuck up the skits? Um, oh, damn. I ain't do skits in a minute, though.

We did them on this. I mean, even this, even this album we're on right now. We did a couple. Maybe like two times. You know what I mean? But not like that, though. Not like that. Imagine that.

You go. They say you got to go. Supreme clientele two. You got to go right now? Make sure. They said you got to go. Hold on. We're going to play something.

Texted us like, yo, we got to go. He don't want to leave. Hold on. Before that, man, let's work. Do we play stuff? Yo, so say, go. You go, go. You go.

We're going to play something. We got a hole left. Ghost ain't going nowhere. We got more shit to talk about. We get to play one. I'm not letting you go. Let me get fourth disciples. Don't put the chains on the door.

Yeah, I won't fourth the site. We got ghost stets. We can't let them go. We're playing fourth to site. Yes, whatever. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Fourth disciple and Georgia.

See, that fourth was like 15, 16 years. Yeah, all they found was his hammer. Just came home from doing 12 in a slimmel. Pull that back, right? Yeah, pull it back, I know where it starts. No, niggi don't start. No. That's hard to start.

Hey, yo. Blood running from his mouth, his eyes got low. He scrolls my hand. Pull it back again. Nah, niggie don't stop. Blaying it on the floor. Woo! Turn it up.

Turn it up. Pull it back one more time. What? Just came home from doing 12 in a slip. Uh-huh. Blood running from his mouth. His eyes got low. He squrows my hair will tight.

Then he let go. Nah, niggie don't start that shit. We've been the worst shootouts in this, and we got hit your toss. Look, wake up as me and stars. We gonna get up and walk. I'm a tired clock tomorrow night. We got a flight to catch some little guardia.

My whiz made that fish you like fried to lapia. Niggas, stop playing. You hear your daughter talking. Remember her first steps when she started walking. You think she wanted to see you fit it in the fucking coffin. You touch my nigga, yo-yo. Get the fuck up off him. My nigga ain't like y'all niggas.

Now you're huddled around like a bunch of bitches. Jamel, call his whiz, notify his mons. Now forget it. She already lost two sons. Come on, Lord. I place my head on his chest. Just to hear him breathe or say something under his breath. I wiped the blood from his mouth.

Before my eyes, I seen gloves of this black shit come out. Saying it to myself, shit don't look too good. Another black man lost in a hood. No cigar. Help a lot. I gave him C.P. Y'all. He was disconnected from life like a V-C-R.

God damn it. I can't stand it. I'm rocking back and forth like a hammock. So what I feel is left the planet. I'm into now, but it's clear to me like fire. And I don't know how to fix my lips to say goodbye, yo. Come on a charge, wake up. Oh, that shit is nuts.

Wow. In my game, in my game. There you said that old joint that you tell. My king. That's old one. That was crazy. That's crazy. That part of me.

I got to play that in the gym. Yeah. Let's go. George. DJ, I don't make you a DJ before it's over, James. Yeah, go. That one? Yeah.

This that. That shit. This that shit, this hook. Okay. And you killed the hook. Killed the hook. Killed. Killed it.

Yeah, we're home and now. The old school hominine. Yeah, hominized, yeah, like it. We used to rob niggas left and right. A fiend try to get slick with slap him and crust. They pice. Strong on robberies. All done in harmony.

Raise my weapon and then bow. Hit her artery. Race to the staircase, shoot out the lights and let off a few shells at the door on the right. They got dust. Wee. Half pound of e. Under the couch a shotgun 12 keys. Bow, another shot.

And the door flew open. Mega snow on the table of fiend and still smokers. She ruled. Out of respect through four. chest hurt some niggas in the back with a rude dialects creeping cruz-eye wreck you can lose that's when i heard him load them cock and the guns in the back room turned through the vacuum maybe i'll distract them got them gathered all of the babies in the bathroom take your little cheetos i'll be back soon i knew the dread that cut off his hair and wore a half moon four go teeth caught a body and camcone droppers like equinects up in the spot i'm talking about waste

that's and all the tvs and class but hold on one nigga came out running got a junk I dip behind the walls, squeeze and start dumping. Never a little crash dummy, he was bluffing. Almost got his hair ripped off straight for nothing. The cause heard the chainsaw like I was the main cause. They was ordered to eat my food called by the main boss. Yeah, I hear a bullet to rain the terror. Pitches hanging off the wall, can't put them back together.

Uh-uh. Curtains and chloro eggs, bottles, holes forever. The ball's furniture was damaged the cream leather. I'm good for compensation. Yeah, we good for that. I guess I don't have patience, not no more. I ain't got that type of shit no more, motherfucker. Let's go.

Yes, I can get dramatic. Facts. I'll put that boozo's attic on the wall. This day shit. This day shit. Somebody said it just have told you. But listen, nigga, I won't hold you. We ain't playing again.

Nah, niggas. You know what it is. You want to learn I will mold you. I'll mold you. I'll mold you. You better stay in your lane. Yeah, nigga. Right there. Let's go. Knock.

Y'all needed one more verse on this, go. That's not. I needed another, this shit's stupid right here, man. Yo, that hook is crazy, me. Yeah, baby. Supreme clientele, too. Make sure you get it on all platforms, wherever you get your music. Stop listening to that bullshit and listen to some real shit.

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From a very rural background myself, my dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin. So, like, it's not, like... What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago. I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear. On 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old man had killed his family. And then he came to my house.

So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand-up comedy and murder takes center stage. now. Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hola, it's Honey German, and my podcast, Grasasas Come Again, is back. This season, we're going even deeper into the world of music and entertainment with raw and honest conversations with some of your favorite Latin artists and celebrities. You didn't have to audition? No, I didn't audition. I haven't audition in like over 25 years. Oh, wow. That's a real G-talk right there. Oh, yeah. We've got some of the biggest actors, musicians, content creators, and culture shifters,

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Nobody tells you anything. Listen to shock incarceration on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know, you're the scov guard cooks. Who in your family? Because you really talking 88 shit too.

Like, did you have an uncle, a cousin in your family, that was in the game heavy. Like, I always try to figure out how do you know the game like that? What game you're talking about? The drug game, the weight of the shit. It started with my cousin. Okay.

We just put the shit in overdraw. When gun reached out to you, after a reasonable drought, what was that like? Gun is crazy, first of all. Shout out the Westside gun. Yeah, nah. Gunn is a legend.

Gun crazy. Gun, three stouting. He was working on that awesome God album. Yeah, that stuff. I need three joints by tomorrow. I'm like three joints. Telling you, you got a classic album. Nobody know.

Dude, he's just going. I'm telling you anything. Wes told me, though, that shit play out exactly the way you're saying. Yeah. Get on these three joints. they're going to go back to yes shit and then they're going to listen to it different

I did them three joints and just never stopped shit just went to the moon now I don't want to disrespect you yeah right but I feel like today it's the same moment for you yeah right because you

talk that shit crack I was about to get mad I ain't know what you was about to say you was about to throw this shit in there flags Today is one of them days, too. After they see you on this blue couch town. We to the moon. Everybody who had sat in this couch, according to my business partner,

he don't allow people on the couch. You got to be legendary something. You got to be Serena Williams. Anybody who come in here has been a legendary icon. You, my friend, are a future icon when they get to you. but in fat joe who thinks he know what time of this discovered you a month ago yeah I feel like this is one of the moments

and it was important to us because we I think you're fucking incredible you're like my favorite rapper right now and reasonable job I mean everybody need to get into the stove guard because um but this I feel like this is one of the moments for you because you know

ghost face just walked out and you walked in and sat in the same spot Yeah, I heard. Legendary shit. I'm gonna keep it. God always got his hand on me. This shit get different for real. That's why I'm gonna be worried about none of this shit.

You know, these niggins try to spin you with, miss your moment. Yeah. No. Not going. It's not going. No. None of that industry shit.

Yeah. Goofy shit. It's going to be whatever God wanted to be. That's why we hear. That's right. That's a fact. Real shit. Nobody can tell you.

what your future is, what blessings God got for you. You know, it's my birthday. And for me to make it out, 16 years old was a miracle. I'm sure there was people who looked at my elementary school when I was in kindergarten, first, second grade. And by the way, they see me karate kicking dudes and they back and all that they said, this guy going to jail for a long time.

And so God had his hands on me And saved me through so much shit Had me navigate So I can relate to everything you're saying, bro Some shit just don't make sense At all Sometimes you were supposed to die I'm not gonna lie to you

Sometimes they caught me Ten guys everybody got to... I was supposed to die For the shit I did the day prior Yeah Somehow I talked my way out of it And that's God's doing That's what I'm saying

How did the clips reach out to you because that right there oh, that's what put me on the stove car because I got a shout out Dre and Kuhlin Drake. That was your first time they were telling them on the clips when they heard.

Yeah, yeah, not, yeah. Dre been trying to beg me. They listen to it. I don't listen to these niggas got purple hair, yellow hair, all type of shit. He's one of them, niggas. I know, but Drake kept telling me young boy, yo, he's just inside.

I'm like, yo, man, I'm tired. this shit. Dre, you put me on to some dudes, man. They weirdos, man. And so I hear him on the clips album, and I'm like, like I said, it's gossip. That's the first shit they played for us. And that shit.

Yo. How did that go? Who called? How did you get that call? Who reached out to your push, Malice? The only, um, Zoh. Oh, okay. So Zoh text me like.

Zoh made this happen too, by the way, this interview. Oh, that's, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Shout out the fashion geek Zoh. Yeah, in the summer with a, with a mink hat on every day. I'm surprised you took the day. That's his shit.

Today it's so cold in here. He took the day off today. He'd be having mink hats on in the summer. 100 degrees, but, guy, I'm sorry about you. I don't know. Just trying to describe the man. Zoh, text me like,

yo, can I get a push your number? Like, nigger, what kind of question is that? So we get pushed the number, push call. I'm like, y'all. I didn't even know what was a clip style. He's like, yo. I just racker, man. I'm going to send it to you right now.

Like, shit, send that shit through. He's like, yo, Farrell had a hook on there. Like, yo, Farrell, got a hook on there. He wants you to do. He wanted me to, like a reference, he wanted me to do. I'm going to send it through, but

Farrell ain't from where we're from. Do what you do. So I ain't even play Farrell shit. I just take it to the studio. I'm like, I play for real shit after I do what I do. So I just did that joint. It was just one take. We never asked nobody to spin.

do anything on this show I need you to say that chorus live for us brother it's just it's probably the best chorus of the year you think so I know so definitely

fuck all that when I say some shit don't listen to these people bro when I say it it is what it now that's it hook of the year

hook of the year can I hear it let me you don't know what I know you ain't see what I They saw, no, you ain't been where I go. With a fetti so strong, you gotta- Do it where one eye goes!

To turn you inside out. What? I heard the feds, turned the crib inside out. Rock the roof on, you niggas, let the inside out. Fresh Prince Jacket boy, I cook them to their inside out. Oh, we might as well rap. Likes get a nigga running the bass. Or if you want to rap, I'm not, no pressure.

We don't do that. But we need you. You're the leader of the new school. Let's go. South of France, pretty bitch in my bed. We really ran down on you. Be pissing down your leg. Nigo and Chanel October Rez.

She like you should have been a mock. No, bitch. I should have been in the feds. I itch when I get jail cause I got allergies. My young boys really paint your, fuck some gallery. I graduated a thousand gram academy. me. These pussy niggas flatter. How are you gatekeeping? You outside the gate with me?

I'm all here with 30 keys. He's life is make believe. Shit ain't what they make a scene. Don't make a scene. Cut the duct tape. Rip the plastic. Judge sent him up the stream so long that boy gonna come on, Kaisa Knapp. Tell him I'm just rapping. I ain't buying blocks. Hey my jersey up inside the spot.

Married to Selena, she was spinning when we tied the night. Hop out of Silk Saline, you see a poking. I can't hide the chop. Fire fetti purse. We're trying to die or not. A little bit. You're laughing a little bit. You see, ladies and gentlemen, that's real shit, man. You can't come up here making sound effects.

None of that fucking bullshit, though. Nah, but let me tell you something. You upstate boys, y'all been dressing your asses off, bro. Every one of y'all been having the fly-ish shit. I mean, what the fuck? Y'all couldn't wait your turn or something? Like, what's, like, I look at all of them. What's my man, the Rock Marciano?

Yeah. He battling that's GA for fits of the year. Rock. What? The Rock been doing it. Motherfucking model. Yeah, Rock been doing it. Rock always been on that shit.

Yeah, but all you guys, y'all throwing that shit on, what is it? Like, what everybody? Fresh, man. Those niggas want to be fresh. We were in a long time for a moment, man. You know what it is. It's crack. We waited a long time.

Don't boy fresh shit. So the Brazil is shit. You ever seen a nigga with bean bars? Well, we know a few of them. It's not that much niggas with, that's dumb, nice. And their gear is horrible. It is a few of them, but it's not a lot of them.

Your man, Ari Spears came in. He looked like he was a warm, born out. He's a comedian. Erie, you better get him for that. Harry went New York, man. James, Tim. and the Yankee fit it, black tea. You know what I mean?

That's what he always do. He had a fade to it like you go on that shit a hundred times. How is he going to do that? You know, how are you going to talk about our guests like that? He's the best guest ever. I'm just, well, hard to tell. You just said he was came out.

He got money. He just could, anyway, you know, it's great you care about your presence. You know what I'm saying? Here we go. There we go. I think we all should. Who's some of your musical influence? Shit.

You. I appreciate that. I think he just liked to hear that shit. He asked a nigga. You're going to ask us to speak. We asked every yes, that. We just made you top dead or live. You know they're going to say, Jada.

Go ahead, man. I guess it's it. It's like a trick question. Don't, don't disrespect my flower. Let me get my flowers. Jada, I was listening. Now you're going to get my flowers. Stop!

You three episodes late! I said it on the song, Six Platinum. I bigged you up like never been... Brother, who's your influences, man? This guy here, James. How many times platinum? Six times Platinum. You know what I'm saying?

You got to appreciate that. Yeah, Jada, I was listening. Yeah, I'm the victim. Now, they're over there acting like, I stole this bar. No, we didn't. Let this man say his influence is Sorry about that Now you good

Case, Hove, $103,000 Okay, see I mean, see, it's a line of connection I even see Holve calling you If he's working on new music I'm not even going to lie I got to be on that Yeah, I think you will be on that

That's an early prediction for Joe Crack on draft day Y'all can throw a flag to that You know what I'm saying? Because let me tell you That shit, you talking. Let me tell you something. We went and let me a front if he want, right? So we're listening to the clips.

No, I'm just saying. We're listening to the clips. And I hear this hook. And I said, man, who the fuck this dude on this hook? And he says, yo, that's stov guard cooks. But once again, I don't want to take no credit away from Drey, from Kool and Drey. He's been begging me to hear him, begging me. harassing me, yo, you would love this guy.

So I said, that's the nigga Jay-B talk. So we put up reasonable drought. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And the only way I could describe what you do rapping to anybody out there that is watching, it's like when you got a comedian that's just funny and they got you and they won't stop. They're trying to make you die by laughter. Like, people go dumb on their verses, but you go super duper, duper dumb. You're dragging the dumbness out.

Bar for bar, line for life. You're like, yo, is this shit going to stop? You're like, you know, this is crazy. He's just straight. Crazy. I appreciate that. I've got a story for you. Another one?

No, this is a big one. You don't want me to tell the shit? Yeah, why I'm just, I'm dropping gems. That's what I'm here for. Yeah. This stove gone 101, but I'm just telling you what happened to me. Yeah. Right?

So one day I'm in my two, three lawyers ago and shit. I'm in the office. He used to, he used to be Farrell's lawyer. He used to be ludicrous's lawyer. The roots. Anybody who was big was with him. So I walk up in the lawyer's office and they pop in champagne. and ludicrous tells me,

yo, I just signed this deal for like $2 million because, believe it or not, I know you younger than us. There was a time ringtones didn't exist. So if your phone rang, it was just the ring. So they invented the ringtone. But the contracts in all of the record labels did not have that in the writing

because it did not exist. Like AI wasn't like it was five years, ago now. So in the contracts, they fucked up. They didn't have ownership of your ringtone. Ludacris understood that. As fucking smart as he is, I just seen

him on a yacht jogging on the treadmill. Him and Kevin Hart. He's jogging on the butt. He's really smart. He tells me, yo Joe, there's this thing. He breaks it down to me. Your Joe's the thing. I just got two million distance. That cool. I go to Atlantic Records.

I'm going to say the name. I go to Atlantic Records where I was signed. And I'm supposed to do press or some shit like that. So some girl comes down. She's their assistant to the president. Should I say his name or I could get sued? You already said. Oh, yeah.

You said Atlantic. You said Atlantic. Just leave it at that. So the boss sends the assistant down. She says, yo, the man upstairs says sign right here. I said, I'm not thinking nothing of it. you know, tell him, Mandy, you know, my lawyer, just send it to him, no problem.

They never, ever in their life, ever did any type of legal work with me and not go to the lawyer. Never in the history, but I don't know, I ain't thinking about it. So he comes back down, they come back down. He comes down. He got a thousand workers. So everybody's scared of their job. So he comes down and says, yo, Joe, you know,

there's some shit that we need you to sign. There's a thing called ringtones and we own it and this and that, I said, my man, suck my dick. The whole office looked at me, like, huh? Everybody was looking, I said, you can suck my dick, my nigga. Frankston? Yo, bro, the man, listen, you just said right now, you started this whole story.

You just said, listen. You was talking for the last three hours. I didn't say shit. You said there's guys that will play behind the desk, the games that they'll get. hung for on the streets. Yeah. That's true. If they did this, they be dead. That's the fact. This guy

just told me, hey, there's something called ringtones who I got love for, ludicrous. I just got two million. They was popping champagne 20 minutes before I get in there. The dude trying to scam me into sign my rights away. For something, I know this man just got

two million. I got no choice with the time to suck my dick in front of his whole workers. Everybody get the the fuck up out of here before you get a Put up your ass, nigga. Fuck out of you. The whole office is looking like, oh my God.

Shit, look like, like the Wild Wild West. They're ready to scratch. They're ready to snatch. They wings, hats. Every day, every, motherfucker, right? But listen, he go up. Then Leo Cohen comes down.

Who's the chairman of Warner Brothers. Joe, we feel like this is the right of the label. And he even told me some shit. And I ain't trying to throw you under the bus, Leo, because, you know, I got too much love and respect for everything. You're actually not in this equation. But Leo says, yo, I met with all the enemies, Republican, Democrat, Independent.

We all met and we all agree that we own these ringtones. So we're going to do this to all the artists and change all the contracts. I said, Leo, I have so much respect for you, brother. but you know I just left my lawyer's office and ludicrous just did a $2 million deal this is what you asking me to do you're like trying to scam me out of my rights so well if you don't sign it

you know the bottom line at the end of the day I stuck them niggas up for M's and they made me sign a contract that said don't tell no other artists who gave you the money but I was like yo I need M's I need that you're not doing that to me

so they made me sign the paper and I guess I couldn't get sued. I guess what I signed was the NDA or something 20-something years ago they said, yo, Joe, don't tell nobody.

I knew y'all stole my shit. Oh, no, they stole your shit. I think all artists can go back in time after this gem, stove guard 101 and look up, did they have the rights to your shit?

Back then. You're going to get one of them boss over the head. You're going to get one of the executives this bust over the head for that. Because I don't take that. You know, I play with refrigerators and sinks and all. I play with kitchen.

We got stove guard cooks here. I play with kitchen applies, microwaves, and shit like that, man. Air fryers and all that off the roof. Your air fryers make a mean chicken wing. Yo. You got to join here. to hear a new joint from you. That's it. The world ain't here yet.

What's James that? He broke out or y'all got it? I'm ready. Listen, babe. Lay that shit, man. And don't with no interruption. That's why we're going to do this to her shit. Ah. Listen, baby. Say you love me lie to me sweet.

Double L stitched in my seat. Powder footprints falling off my feet. If the wig right Then we straight ride I get money kid Cutty day and night If the wig right Then we straight ride

I get money kid cutty day nights Niggins shit happy nix Why you playing I hear every whisper at these fuck niggas saying Make me leave in the proud of trench with the can They grab us we better get comfy first day Cause I'm more cooking than weighing They're more funny like the wins

Because the shot I'm on the way in You don't know That's the same trap they put yin You don't know That's the same channel I have my yin Weird Clearly I'm on

How they gonna bury your guard Deep in the pot Stretching my arms I made it 14 and a half ounces The scale said 4-1-1 Then Mary came on Water whip, rain drops Splash on the bids

Get bitch die fast Do that shit again Mama them ain't killers Then my friends Them ain't dope dealers Dillers them I sit St stove cool dray like old snoop dray like murder was the case that they gave me in the race if i die now my plug

still haunt you give me died or not i have them shooting up his way they want to put their feet in my kicks they want to put their shoes in my prints they want to see the stamp on my bricks they study in the way my wrist twist studying the fuck say you let me lie to me sweet double-law snitched in my seat powder footprints falling off my feet if the way right right then we straight ride I get money kid cut a day and night if the way right

then we straight ride I get money kid cutty day and night I'm saying a lot a lot let's One verse What we're doing?

Stove you might have a bigger problem in that song I see you shout out of Kid Cuddy. That nigga tell him. Kid Cuddy, Dan. He didn't say kid Cuddy. He said kid Cuddy, but his, he didn't say references to the song. Yeah, yeah.

He didn't thinking to my nothing else. Sheesh. This guy. That's the grounds halls day. That shit. He got up there? I did a move. Don't mind me, stove.

Don't mind me. You know, I woke up today And the first thing I said was He said, he said, Fredo, I knew it was you You broke my heart You set your father up Like, you know what I mean? These guys out here He's ugly, man

God's taking the stand against their kids Shit like that. This shit out of control Listen, babe That's a smash right there That's a smash right there that's one. Stoveguard cooks, man. Thank you for blessing us

coming up on the show. Yo, what would we call it, the 87 north? Because I've been, like, the highway up to Syracuse is 87 north, right? What is it? 81. 87 turns into 81? Well, up here is 87.

Like, in the Bronx going, there's only one way to go. And that shit is the 87 all, So 87, probably turning 81. 87 turned in 81. So it's fucked up. I believe orange. Man, mellow.

Well, you do know the coach. What's the name of the coach? Orchie. Red Orchie right now, man. He played for me. I know that he's on Polo Brown. You got from your project. For me.

I mean, I stole him. Your coach played for me. Yeah, we know that. Yeah, Red Orchie used to play for. Man, everybody that, if you ain't figure it out, yes, though. You don't tell these things I need the floor seats. Where? You ain't got it at Syracuse?

I got that. Yo, you got a lot of shit for Stoke. You got that, you know, you're going to do six hooks now. I'm telling you, six. Six. Ciette with Mines. You got six on the D.C., Billy Owens. He's my dudes, man.

Rest in peace, Pearl. Sherman Douglas was good. They better. They better recognize Stone of God. My uncle used to cut Pearl here. Yeah, Pearl was that nigga. Shout out to us. You'd be surprised.

Who was from my projects? Dean Mender, Sr., who played for the Knicks, is from my building. Okay? You be surprised. He was a legend of Nick's great. His son is in New York One. You seen him in New York

One a million times That's the son I grew up with Dean Memager The son The father played for the Knicks Don't do that to the God body Of all God bodies This shit mathematical

Symmetric This is the Patherium Thagger That's it That ain't that That ain't this Is tracking kiss Make some noise For a guest

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