Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss ADDRESS Joe talking over guests, French Montana's "All The Way Up" story & J. Cole

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are back in Jay-Z's favorite format: no guests! Joe and Jada address some of the fans' criticisms of Joe talking over guests during interviews, people misinterpreting French Monta...na's story about "All The Way Up" from their episode with him and Max B, A$AP Rocky's wild streaming numbers with his new album 'Don't Be Dumb,' Fetty Wap coming home, Jalen Brunson getting injured in the New York Knicks game against the Sacramento Kings, Ja Morant demanding a trade from the Memphis Grizzlies, Joe and Jada guest Teyana Taylor winning a Golden Globe for her performance in 'One Battle After Another,' Timothée Chalamet beating out Leonardo DiCaprio to win himself a Golden Globe for Best Actor, and Kai Cenat claiming that he's "retiring" from streaming to pursue a career in fashion. Jada also shouts out J. Cole ahead of his album 'The Fall Off' and Joe debates how he feels about Cole after he bowed out of the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. 3:00 - Joe isn't sure about A$AP Rocky's numbers 5:45 - Do you look at J. Cole the same after Drake-Kendrick beef? 12:00 - Jalen Brunson's injury 17:15 - Ja Morant wants out of Memphis 21:00 - Teyana Taylor taking home the Golden Globe 23:30 - Addressing the "Joe talks too much" criticisms 37:30 - How Joe learned to tell stories 46:00 - Kai Cenat RETIRING from streaming? 50:30 - Fetty Wap coming home 58:00 - Fans got French Montana's "All The Way Up" story wrong 1:05:30 - Timothée Chalamet beating out Leo 1:08:30 - Everything is A.I. now 1:11:45 - Joe's advice for dealing with loss 1:17:00 - ICE terrorizing Minneapolis 1:22:30 - Worst rap group breakups [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 But I knew what they was going to talk to me about. They say, Joe, you talk too much on the show. I might need a shot of something right now. It's going to get spicy. Yeah, yeah, what up y'all? It's your boy Joe Crack the Dawn. You know who it is, your boy Jada. You know what it is, the Joe and Jada show.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Every show legendary, every show iconic. The most iconic and the most legendary is where we don't have it yet. That's what Hope said. You said he curved us. You know, I never asked him to do the show yet. Save yourself a favor. Do myself a favor. Don't do it.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Save a little piece for later. Save a little piece. I see what you said, that. Norrie was, like, laughing in the comments. He know this guy is the Curve King when it comes to doing podcasts and all. I think I might, I think I might have a step up. I don't know. I think I could do it.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I feel like I could do it. Sometimes when it's some shit, I feel like I can't do. I'll be real with myself and be like, yo, I can't pull it off. But I think I could do it. I hope you can. What's up with these inflated numbers, right? Listen, people out there, it's great to be inspired. Right?
Starting point is 00:01:29 But when you see people with these numbers, like, is these numbers real? Because I feel like I get to the back, right? And everything about me says I get. get to the bag. There's no bullshit. You're going to my crib. This shit is a palace. You see what I drive. You see what I wear on my wrist. You see, it's no illusion. And I'm a
Starting point is 00:01:52 crackhead compared to these numbers. I be hearing other guys get. I'm not talking about I'm just saying the general. You could see headlines, yo, such and such, $200 million. This guy's making $30 million a year. This guy. I don't see it.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I don't see the, I don't see the residue. No, I don't think I know it's inflated. I know these numbers is probably some shit. Yo, 10-year plan, hopefully something that... This shit ain't real, man. Every time I turn around,
Starting point is 00:02:24 I hear about somebody else getting crazy money, and every time me and you come around them, we're smoking them on every level. So I don't know what... And I know I'm not getting that kind of money. That kind of money, these inflated numbers... Why didn't I even think about that behind the scene? We were talking about something.
Starting point is 00:02:41 He was just like, oh, yeah, they said A-Sap Rock. He sold a billion records before. Presave, man. Presave. Somebody said, bots, this, that. I don't know. I just don't know. I know he got a cult following, but that's more than a cult.
Starting point is 00:02:57 That's a nation of people, a million people to download the thing. God bless him. He's a beautiful guy. Rock. He's different, though. He's different. He's different. A million pre-orders?
Starting point is 00:03:07 It's a pre-save is what they call it on Spotify. and lets fans auto add an upcoming album or single to their Spotify library the moment it goes live. My thing is you think it's just because I don't know somebody strike me if I'm dead or a lightning rod and I'm not trying to single out. I really even wasn't even talking about.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Strike me if I'm dead. But I have a-feel-it. For a motherfucker to move units like that, I got to hear some shit on the radio all day. He got to be pandemonium. It ain't just, y'all, I'm coming out with a slow leaker
Starting point is 00:03:42 and you sell a million on the first day. Shout out to Jay Cole. He used, he got project coming out, call the fall off, and he got a mixtape where he used some of the locks. He rhymed over money, power, respect, and he rhymed over cannot live, killed them shit.
Starting point is 00:03:59 So Cole is coming back in a major way. Do we look at them the same, being that they screwed his head off the big three? You hear his bars, all that shit, It's over. He's coming crazy. Let me tell you something, man.
Starting point is 00:04:14 They screwed his head off the big three. Is he in the big three? I don't like that terminology. So give me a pass, but they better screw his shit by going after you here. Listen, let me tell you something. No matter what you call it in your biggest heyday, no matter what. You call it all about the music. You're going off the internet.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Now, I'm not going off the internet. It's head ports got to go back on. I'm talking about hip-hop, right? What I'm saying to you is, you guys were fucking miniature compared to 50 cents. You sold 30 million records. You went at them. You went to the yard with the sworn. You're answering your own question.
Starting point is 00:04:55 What's that? He could sell a hundred million. The bars and the power of the people in the street made all of that shit in irrelevant. He didn't come outside to, Jada. It's all in the music. You talk about knocking them out to par. And this and that and this. I got to hear it.
Starting point is 00:05:13 He got some shit. You know what I mean? Are you ever thinking of selling your catalog? I think about it every day. Well, I got the buyers. I got the buyers. You want me to do that. I could do that for you.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Get you super rich real quick security. You know what happens? People take advantage. This is my logic. God forbid. Something happens. Car accident. Jada kid.
Starting point is 00:05:38 The locks guy. Niggies is going. on tour or something, the van flips over. Somebody that your wives think that you really trusted, that you love and this and this, they come over and say, well, you know, we can help. We could get you $8 million. And your wife is like, $8 million. Meanwhile, they're going to get $26 million for this shit, $36 million for it.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Me, I want to secure that. You know what I'm saying? If I die, I want to feel good and say to myself, yo, I know I left my family enough money. If they blow enough money, that's their problem. And I wake up every day like, eat my scramble legs. Like, if y'all blow it, that's on y'all. That's not me. Don't be walking around here talking about I ain't leave you shit
Starting point is 00:06:27 or I ain't take care of the family. But that's what I think is important about the catalog is because you know business and y'all are going to do the right business and y'all going to sell your shit for the right price. But if you pass away and your wife, don't know what's going on. It's going to be somebody that you told that you trust. It's going to sit down and be like, yo, you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:48 I could get your $8 million, $9 million, and this shit really worth $30 million. I don't think K to do that. No, K ain't the guy. No, K ain't the guy. It's going to be an industry guy that you always respected that's going to sit down and be like, listen, guys, I could take care of you, get you $9 million. Nine million off the cloud sounds like a big number. Meanwhile, these motherfuckers get $27 million.
Starting point is 00:07:14 That's why I suggest you should do it. That's just my opinion. You can't wait to let people play with your family. You know what I'm saying? But the numbers isn't flit. We back at the numbers is inflated. We're moving on. Oh, you said Jay Cole.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I don't look at him the same. He ain't come outside. Sometimes you tell me, Joe, you want the $100 million, this, that. You got to say the truth. I don't look him the same. The fucking swore is dull. I don't care what he spit. I've been listening to him spitting.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I always said he's one of the greatest. And all that is irrelevant to me when you talk and all like gangster shit and they call you to the yard and you don't step outside. I can't look at you. That's like you seeing the dude who they always told you
Starting point is 00:08:02 and you know you always thought he was tough and you see some other kingpin nigger and some smack his cheek off and the nigger. My bag. walk off. I'm keeping it a buck with you. That's how I look at the shit.
Starting point is 00:08:14 I hear the music, man. The music is great. Don't give a fuck if you lose. I never forget. Everlasts and Eminem. Everlast definitely knew he couldn't be Eminem. He came outside to the yard. He came outside.
Starting point is 00:08:28 So that's just how I look at it. Big up, Jay Cole, the whole crew, North Carolina and all that. But he caught stage fright. It's supposed to come outside, man. He did. He did, man. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:45 He bowed out gracefully, but I don't never mean he wasn't. I mean, we come from all call out. What they say in the Game of Thrones, what they say, the North never forgets. Remember when the Starks come? They got the North never forget. Yeah, you're not waiting six months to let the smoke clear to come back outside and talk legendary and all that.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Like, it's like the North never forgets. He's into that. He just. ended what he into. Coming from you. Shit is crazy. You go to war. Jay the kids go to war.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Jay the kids go to war. The locks go to war. I'm a J-Code fan. I'm just telling you they don't hit me your stuff. You know what I'm saying? If Fat Joe talking to all that Fat Joe to gang said there's a video of me getting my face smacked off,
Starting point is 00:09:31 you ain't going to hear Flo Joe the same. You're going to be like, man. And that was your face smacked off in public. It was like, yo. And he said, no, I rescind it. I'm coming back. No, no, no, I didn't mean it. You know, when you ride and bike,
Starting point is 00:09:44 and then you do the pedal backwards, the shit pedals backwards? Roll back. That's what he did. He rolled back, brother. You know when the fucking Ted's going to tick, tick, tick, tick. No, you know when you hear this shit? No, no, you hear the tick-tick-tick,
Starting point is 00:09:57 you know when your shit going back. Yeah, but when you roll that shit back with the metal pedals and that scrape up your shins. Kill you. Oof. All right, let's talk about Jalen Bruntz. What about Jalen Brunson? He got sprump.
Starting point is 00:10:10 We don't know how real it is. I was at Dr. Rock. Dr. Rock is the Knicks foot doctor. He ain't hear nothing. Nobody rushed Jalen Brunson to him and all that. I don't think it's one of them. I don't think it's a couple games. Oh, I hope so.
Starting point is 00:10:23 He rolled his ankle with him in a new game. These guys discombobulated. The Knicks last night, I stood up to one something. They got rocked. When I say rock presses at Chua, that's an old class. you traded me. He gave the Knicks work.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Oh, he gave them niggas. Now, work. I think he's from up your way. He's from Westchester. One million percent. Presses of Chua lives in where. He grew up in Westchester. From Africa.
Starting point is 00:10:49 He ain't from up. Presses or Chua. Google, James. He's from Westchester. I don't know about that. Well, he gave him niggas. I never heard of him until he got on the Knicks. God forbid he lost three or four baskets.
Starting point is 00:11:02 That nigga had like 20-something. Thank God he missed four. He was. Killing them. Total fucking destruction. Where he's from, two-time felony from Westchester? Ah! How do you forget that?
Starting point is 00:11:16 But the Bronx is... I don't know that. Let me tell you something. That guy's from up there. He's from like scars there and all that shit. I'm telling you. He's from up Westchester. He's from...
Starting point is 00:11:26 No. I'm telling you what the fluidity king says. That Clyde Frazier would be like, from Westchester, he was born in Nigeria. There you go. Let me ask you something. If Spain. Africa.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Let me ask you a question. Have you seen many blacks Spanish, Spain from Europe, Spain? Have you seen many black Spanish, Spain? Yo. No. Why the fuck? Have you seen many black Spanish? Spain and Spain.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Why is the whole Spain soccer team black? They all from Nigeria, Africa. They import them and be like, yo, he's playing for Spain. They're not really Spanish. or French or it's all in them like Janus the Greek the freak
Starting point is 00:12:12 the freak is African Greek with the freak through the duh in the Greek the freak started crying the other day Greek the freak He won out I got to
Starting point is 00:12:22 you should have contagious man What? He's Greek the freak I'm saying it wrong Bull dick They was booing them Then he
Starting point is 00:12:30 He went like this And Tupacucco This Yeah, the ground. This thing's crazy, though. Listen, let me tell you something. I'm proud. If I brought the only championship to a town,
Starting point is 00:12:52 50 years or something shit like that, and you booing me, I'm going to feel a certain way. Not only that, give a fuck what you heard. Milwaukee is a tough way of life. When Yonah said, you know, I'm staying in Milwaukee, nobody believed that. You was like, yo, he should be. That's like, you know, listen, man.
Starting point is 00:13:15 They gave him enough money to buy a village. You would have stayed there too. No, I would have stood. You know, I'm in New York like I'm in the, like, I'm in the, like I'm one of the monks walking for peace. Like, I'm a Miami body already. My shit, I'm cold for no reason. I'm in the house with this heat on 80.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I can't fuck with this shit. I don't care how many puffers I got or whatever the fucking shit is. This shit cold. out here. The fucking cold is inside. I don't know if you understand. I'm fucking cold. And I got a family that don't want to put
Starting point is 00:13:50 the fucking heat on. Oh, you got the house like mine. They like it cold. They do not. They do not. They get hot. They want it cold. I can't get no hot. How about I paid the fucking bills and I still can't get heat? I got to walk around with like a fucking blanket and shit like Charlie Brown.
Starting point is 00:14:09 What's the guy? Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown always got the blanket. One of them... Oh, that's Linus. That's Linus. Nigga, I'm like Linus in the house. I got to take a shower with a blanket.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I got to take a shower with a blanket, Pete. This shit out of course. They don't want to eat. Take a shower with a blanket. They don't want to eat. I'm sitting there. I go like this. The other day, my wife tells me,
Starting point is 00:14:31 she says, for the first time, in the history of mankind, she says, it's hot in here, right? I looked at us. It's hot. She said, it's hot. here. I said, well, you do know they have buttons right behind
Starting point is 00:14:44 you that make this warm. If you press the button, it won't be fucking cold. Yo, because somebody please help me, man. Yeah, but you know what it is, Joe, especially with the wives.
Starting point is 00:15:00 You know why they're always hot. Menopause. Very menopausal. I'm dealing with... Menopause is real, guys. Menopause is real. Hot flash. shit. All that shit is real. There, two-tun, a fella came up with a duffel bag of flags.
Starting point is 00:15:16 He, he, he feels like this shit about to go flagrant. He's like, y'all. Two-Ton, the felon brought out a million flags. Are you feel about job and rent? Jiam. What you want me to feel about Jambah? I think he need a fresh start. One billion percent.
Starting point is 00:15:34 He needs a fresh start. But the problem, maybe they should send him Miami. is a gun state. You have a legal gun. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm telling you right now, you know your kids,
Starting point is 00:15:49 better than anybody in the world. If you live in somewhere where they're going to give two years to your son, no matter what, for the gun, move your ass to Atlanta, Miami, somewhere where the guns is legal. I got friends with 100 machine guns in Miami.
Starting point is 00:16:06 That's what happened to you said. What? They're going to kill them. Kill him Yeah Your son walking around with a gun In New York City Where Johnny Cochran
Starting point is 00:16:17 So this solution To let him to Bay route Where everybody got guns And that's a fat Nah that ain't I got a cousin I'm gonna keep it real with you I never looked at life like this
Starting point is 00:16:28 I got a cousin And I love you because I'm not gonna say your name for this one Because this is crazy Hey I'm sitting in the car Now I'm sitting in the car My cousin, great guy
Starting point is 00:16:38 He went to Iraq and Afghanistan four times. This guy, FaceTime. He'd be like, because, I'd be like, yeah, he said, Corporal Major Jonathan did, like, yo, he bit the juice. He is in the military. He's in the military. He's serving this country with a smile on his face. Corporate, like, you know, you would say Michael Jordan or,
Starting point is 00:17:07 Reggie Jackson and he could. Major Jonathan Wilkins. Like, he believed that height. They brainwashed him to death, but I'm with him one there. I say, yo, I see your cause, you've been in a fucking army for like 12 years.
Starting point is 00:17:23 People do four years and get out of it. He said, Cups. I like to kill. I look, I never looked at it like that. Right? So you think of all these guys playing video games,
Starting point is 00:17:34 night forked and all that shit. This guy actually, Night fork. Yo! Throw all those shit. He called it Night Fork. You called it, Two-Tobber fella.
Starting point is 00:17:46 You should tell you. Who's going to win the Miami game? Because he brought the flags out of those shit coming from Yon. Right. Yo, what is the name of the game? Fort Knight, man. Ford Knight.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I don't know what shit. Listen. You do? Is it, you could, let me tell you some. Kids could take that a step. They could take that a step further. They joined the army and killed. My cousin dead ass told me that.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Yo, it was chilling. All right. I'm trying to. I got the nicest cousin in the world. I sat with him. I said, your cousin. Don't you think you press your luck? He really went out there to war four times.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Afghanistan and Iraq. I'm not lying to you, my little cousin. And the man say, your cousin. I like to kill. I said, I looked at them goosebumps. I was like, Think about it. That's legal killing, right?
Starting point is 00:18:40 I guess that's why they can't adjust when they get back here walking through Walmart and shit like that, a car honked the horn, like you're killing out there. And now you come back here and your daughter's like, she got a dance recital?
Starting point is 00:18:53 Them niggas is five. Yeah. A dance recital. Yes. They want you to kill. They come back here and act like... Let's talk about too much killing, man. Let's talk about...
Starting point is 00:19:07 Let's give a pre, a pre round of applause. See, Ina Taylor, boy, home that, that support and acting. That was so big. That was huge. That was very big for all them, big for hip-hop, big for New York, big. Just, that was it.
Starting point is 00:19:31 That was a grand moment for her family. I got on that remix of that song, she played on Joe and Jada, on the deluxe album is coming out. You know what I mean? He did it. They duct taped into a rocket ship. She about to be.
Starting point is 00:19:47 She's fucking out of you. I know what's crazy is. They didn't got cap, but she was here. She confirmed. I know she's 10 years old. She knew who she was going to be and what she was going to be. And we meet kids all the time.
Starting point is 00:20:04 You never met a kid like this. She used to come to the rocker when I coach in a fucking bike, dressed like a tomboy. And she'd be like, yo, Joe, introduce me to Farrell. I'm going to be the biggest in the game. Yo, Joe, I like that. And I'm like, from 10 years old.
Starting point is 00:20:18 And so when she wins the speech, she wins the thing the other day, I'm watching. And she goes, oh, my God, my babies. That shit hit me a different way because she got babies. Like, I really, I look at Tiana Taylor, like 10-year-old. Like, I might be bugged out. Like, I look at her like, oh, my niece, whatever. When she said her babies,
Starting point is 00:20:41 made me realize she's a grown-ass fucking women with kids. And so to see the 360 to full circle moment is crazy. And we need that. The podcast category. That's bullshit. Listen, I know how this shit works. We ain't never get nominated for that, so don't even think. I know how the shit work, though, kiss.
Starting point is 00:21:04 He's starting the day to push for it. Push for what? Even if we get nominated, we just going there, this is this shit. Guess what, bro? They do a hip-hop category. They can pick him Rory and my hole. Fuck out of here, man. We don't been through the ok-dote.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Shout out to Rory and Matt. We don't been through that shit. We know what this is. Nigger can't fuck. Matter of fact, let's talk about some shit, right? Some people call me from the bat phone, the red phone. They said, you was going to talk to me. You ain't talked to me.
Starting point is 00:21:36 But I knew what they was going to talk to me about. They said, Joe, you talk too much. on the show. I might need a shot of something right now. It's getting... It's about to get spicy. Do you feel like that? That I talk too much?
Starting point is 00:21:50 You want to hear... No, I want to hear what you got to say. The problem is you cut me off. And you cut me off why we try to fix the problem. You know, we're the number one targeted right now. You know what I'm saying? You always say yourself,
Starting point is 00:22:05 you can't fuck with us. We the biggest. We this, that this. That's what I stole off you. this, this. That's your issue. That this is this. You can cut me off all day. We just can't cut me off with the same story. But I made him make you a thing.
Starting point is 00:22:24 You got about a tin clipper of you saying that, I got to bring it to you before somebody else before they try to use it against us. Stories is legendary. Look, the lights turn off. The God. God said, I just watch Apocalypse. I thought I was the fucking God.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Big punch has shut you down. That was the... Big punch on all the lights on. That was a... That was a punch. I'm glad you told. Pun, I got you. You finished? Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Okay. You clear. I'm there. We started this podcast. Okay? I knew it would work. Chater Kiss. Before this podcast, your own fans
Starting point is 00:23:07 ain't really know your personality like that because you don't talk much. I still don't. Let me talk. Fuck you. I'm throwing the flag. Because you're blaming me for some shit you're doing right now.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Being quiet. All right. So you ain't like to talk. So I felt like, y'all got to drive this bitch. I don't think I knew or anybody knew how fucking fucking fucking I'm.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I'm cutting you all. When we started the podcast, it was supposed to be sports and this that, this, that your word again. It turned it to if you came on, I want to smoke our whole geographic of the podcast change. Then whatever you saying took in effect because I'm your coach.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Let me tell you. I'm not fucking, I don't play with the ledge. You like the ledge. Now, I got to touch the third round. The thing is, I got to touch the third well. The thing is you not let me talk. Okay, how about that one? You're talking on you.
Starting point is 00:24:11 That's where we got to this. That's how we got it. Another flag on the play. Let me think, son of you, Jada. At first, he was like, yo, Jada got to talk. They was giving me the other side of it. Say, who gives a fuck? Where the number one podcast in the game.
Starting point is 00:24:28 I got the empirical data. Everybody can lie about what they want to talk about. The inflated numbers. I got the fucking empirical. Google that. Empirical data. I got it. Only guy.
Starting point is 00:24:39 with more views. Only guy with more views than us if we keeping this shit a buck is Shannon Sharp. And it's Shannon's sharp because he had fucking Kat Williams go up there and do 100 million
Starting point is 00:24:54 when Kat Williams decided to crash the fuck. That's the Hudson plane. Like what the shit, Kat Williams did? That nigga took that shit to a whole decimal point. Cool.
Starting point is 00:25:07 We're right behind him. Everybody else is way, behind us. Everybody. We're getting a year. I don't give a fuck what you want. I got the numbers. We make something out of nothing.
Starting point is 00:25:16 God bless us. People love this show. This ain't your normal dinosaur podcast. This shit is like a fucking sitcom. It's like the honeymoon and Sanford and son. We got all shit going on here.
Starting point is 00:25:29 People in tune that love them. Sometimes when we got guests that don't have that fluidity. Because I don't know why some people do the podcast or do interviews, not just mine, they come here like somebody forced them to come here.
Starting point is 00:25:46 And I got to get something out of them. So I got to tell a story to make them feel comfortable to do whatever the fuck I could do on the earth for these motherfuckers to talk. Right? With that being said, we're the number one podcast
Starting point is 00:26:00 and hip-hop culture. I don't know. Okay, listen. You got the Imperial? No, no, no. What I didn't realize, is that shout out to the staff
Starting point is 00:26:12 because you clip, you do everything you produce it well but this shit is our shit. The shit we talking we put, I don't know about you, I said it halfway,
Starting point is 00:26:21 now you fucked, you're with fat Joe, you always with fat Joe. At first you could have got out of here and still being there, ha ha ha! Now you're guilty by association. You fucked,
Starting point is 00:26:32 you all the way locked in. But at first I'm telling all these stories, clowning myself, glizzy this, this, that, this, this, this, I'm not the same fat Joe That's why you see niggas playing with me
Starting point is 00:26:43 In the dirty section Like they think oh he's rich He's a nice guy These guys went and fucking They couldn't clean my socks So I go like this I'm cool I'm doing whatever So we can do exactly what we're doing
Starting point is 00:26:55 The number one rated show We got the biggest deal At fucking Netflix We good to go The point is What you not realize Is the last time I dealt With corporate America
Starting point is 00:27:07 is the time when I put out an album and I sell 2 million records and a white nigger comes with me to accept the award that I never met in my life who told me he A&R the album. He did. Cardi B wins the award. Some dudes she never met in her life go stand next to her at the Grammys
Starting point is 00:27:25 and takes the credit. We call that Monday morning quarterback. Now we got the biggest show. We find, yeah, Fat Joe talks too much. Yeah, he cuts niggers off. We know that. He has a problem with that. Yes, I guess.
Starting point is 00:27:37 know that. You want me to fucking lie to you? I know I have a problem. The problem is... The problem is it's working. Talking shit. So now you get some white nigger from Seattle Washington State. Who know what's the biggest shit? We got under our shit. Yo, Joe and Jay, they're going to Netflix. They're the biggest distance. I want a Monday morning quarterback and tell a guy to stop talking and let me produce this this way and direct... Who the fuck Are you, nigger? We number one. You don't tell me what to do?
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Starting point is 00:30:46 Listen, guys, I can take the show on the road, pack this shit up, and quit the podcast game. I don't give a fuck. But you're one thing you're not going to do as I let them do that shit to me. We talked about the other day. I fucking manufacture the number one record. I hate that shit.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I don't even want to perform it, but, you know, they gas me. Get the number one. We went to get the number one. But these guys know how to come. It started trying to change shit and I had something to say with it and this, man, get the fuck out of here. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Yes, America, I have a problem. But let me tell you what it is.
Starting point is 00:31:24 They call me one of the greatest storytellers of all time. My audience, my original audience is my projects. I used to stay up every summer day to six in the morning talking shit. 30 of us, girls, God, we're just telling stories. That's how I learned how to storytell because I got to invent shit. We did, broke, we in the projects,
Starting point is 00:31:49 we got to invent stories, we got this and this and that. So the way I tell a story is I can look at you in the dark room and I got to have you there. What Chico did now? What Tashim did now? I got to make you be at present at the story.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Right? So I'm giving you this whole. story, then it's all timing. The reason why the show is timing. Your humor is incredible. Yuma, I call you Grady, because you're one of the niggins. You say some shit. I get it on the way home.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I don't even catch your shit. Grady. While we're shooting. I go home and watch the replay. And the man is sniping everything. Oh, my God. This guy's killing me, right? This stuff.
Starting point is 00:32:33 So the point is, we got the biggest deal. Nobody ever been in a podcast game for six months and when they got a deal with fucking Netflix. Nobody ever had every guest you ever thought. We turn the niggas down. The biggest people every day begging to come on the show. Right? So I know that somebody want to fuck this up.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Somebody want to come in and say, change the energy, the direction of where you're going. Yo, you want me to be, you want me to try one or two weeks, not saying nothing fat Joe on the side like this. James, Mr. Producer, do you want me to try to, Do I want you to try to give a lane? Shut the fuck up. Fat Joe just here.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I'm here. Thank you for your phone. No, money. I don't want you to just shut the phone. Fat Joe like this. I want you to give Elaine to the guests that are here. Think about it like a feature on a song. You featured on a song.
Starting point is 00:33:27 You want someone singing over your verse. Do you know what happens to me? By the way, the guests ain't saying that. The guests love you. They come here. They know I'm crazy. They know I'm 730. Let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I got to go to this back. So you need with me talk by myself? I got to do that. I'm waiting for you that. Jay to kiss on some bullshit. Let me tell you something. You are some bullshit. This is going to do numbers.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Huh? This segment's going to do numbers, by the way. This segment's going to do numbers? They all do numbers. Oh, this one's going to do numbers. You hear that nephew? Yo, you hear that nephew? This is we're going to do numbers, huh?
Starting point is 00:34:05 What the fuck y'all think we do numbers by mistake? No, of course not. It's a miracle. I know what the fuck going on out. Y'all got me fucked up. I captivate the audience. You know what? I gotta go to the bathroom suit.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Oh, you gotta go. Then, the whole team is quitting. They boycotting right now. The whole set is going on. I don't give a fuck, guys. I'll take that from you, Tudanah, the felon. I'll take that from you. I take that from you because you're one of us.
Starting point is 00:34:34 So when my man named two-time a felon say, your Joe just chill. But let me tell you what happens to me. I wanted to say it in front of Jada. The shit that fuck. me up, right, is this is a show that we are trying to do the impossible, being positive, giving flowers and uplifting the culture. That is not where society is. When you watch the news, the first 20 minutes is who got killed, who got stabbed on the train, who beat up a conductor,
Starting point is 00:35:08 who killed the bodega man. This niggas won contrar. When you look at these podcasts, everybody's dissing your mother, you're this, this, this, this. They feel like that's the only way to bring the views up. We even got my brothers doing rap battles over podcasts and shit. Right? So everybody feel like the way to the promised land is everybody dissing each other. All right, kiss. Unfortunately, me and you chose to be the Harriet Tubman to the guy.
Starting point is 00:35:42 gay. What the fuck? I mean, you're not listening. We're the underground railroad. We are here to preserve the culture. We are here to give people flowers. We are here to do this positive. I don't know if you turned around, nobody wins positive.
Starting point is 00:35:56 That's why when you watch the news, they'd be like 10 people killed today. You watch. All these other rap, hip-hop podcast, they got you believing that. They got to dis each other and diss people and doing all that to get. I believe the dirty section. No, they ain't the dirty section. Yeah, but I'm telling you, the same thing you're saying is what you're doing to the dirty section. No, fuck the dirty section.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Uh-uh, let them get their back. No, they call my mother Lesz. Fuck them. We not even talk. You want me to leave the dirt? All right, I'll leave them alone. Let them get their back. That's what you want me to say?
Starting point is 00:36:31 They love this shit. They feel like they get acknowledged. A big boys watching them. All right, I ain't going to diss the back. Don't diss the dirty section no more. Okay, that's it. We move on. No more A-on.
Starting point is 00:36:44 No good more in the Vietnam. Fuck you, niggins and stuff my dick, nigga. I'm going to chill for kiss. I'm going to chill for kiss. Listen, no, no, no, no. That's going. Listen. Listen to what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:36:58 I'm going to tell you what my problem is and y'all don't understand. So we got a positive show. I ain't say that thing. Follow up with so we got a positive show. We do. Yo, kiss, you know why? You don't be in the dirty section. is me killing me in the dirty stuff.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Because you're bothering them. They got me gay. They got me gay. They got me. I'm a rat. I'm a gay. I'm a pussy. I'm a thief.
Starting point is 00:37:21 You can't even but get, like, I've been called everything. And you know. I've been caught everything in the game. Now, let me explain son of you, right? The problem is, this is the problem. This is the shit y'all might not understand that don't like is if I'm interviewing somebody, we already going against the grain because we're trying.
Starting point is 00:37:40 to be positive. So if I see somebody here, legend, and while I ask them a question and they're speaking, I think of some shit, like, viral that they got something, and I stop and be like, but what about... Just let them finish. And then say the shit you think of. That's all we say.
Starting point is 00:38:00 My feelings are hurt, kids. My feelings are hurt. He's here about to tell us, Nazze. He was in the desert. We got the Samoans here. This is... Yo! Yo! That's my man, Rocco and Rocco.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Who's the wrestler? Now, if y'all can see our crew outside. We got all the United Nations. Who's my man, Tateke? What's the guy from home? This thing is wilder today. Out of your rich, what kind of diet? What did you spike him with, dog?
Starting point is 00:38:30 He's crazy. Oh, shit. I'm no different than the little niggas. The little niggas, they made something matter of nothing. they got to the paper, I can't tell them shit. The odds of you becoming successful as a rapper is one and maybe a hundred million. And when I see a young boy over there in Bugatti's and shit like that, even if I know what's good for him, I can't tell him nothing.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Because he made the impossible happen. But when you fuck with me and you poke the bear, I turn into the little niggas. Because you can't tell me shit. We turned this bitch up. These guys wish, these competition, these podcasts, they're loving the show. they're like, please slow them down. They call them. They call them.
Starting point is 00:39:13 They call them. They call them. They tell me you to tell you with you. I'm telling you. You're okay. The competition, they're loving this show. This episode, they're like, yes. Stop that.
Starting point is 00:39:25 He's a freight train moving. His guy knows where he's going. He says, I touch the third round, the algorithm, the disc. I know what it is. It's cool. Today in hip-hop and culture. we're going to be dinosaurs and follow the instructions
Starting point is 00:39:44 today in the year 2005 Serena Williams won the year get the fuck at he Casa not making the biggest mistake of his life he's the number one streamer he getting to the bag and he I wrote something too I wrote a bar Jada kiss bar
Starting point is 00:40:01 Casa not he's saying he's gonna leave streaming to get into fashion I said, don't leave while you hot. That's how Mace screwed it up. Kanye West said that. Don't leave why you hot. That's how Mace screwed it up.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Don't leave. You know, DJ Cali, he ain't just become successful. When he was a DJ, I don't give a fuck if he had COVID, the flu. He walked in that studio and he DJ. He never let no other DJ DJ behind him because he said that guy might be better than me. he costs one 10 for what I charge. You can't leave the slot and let eye speed and all them dudes run with the maiden wroses
Starting point is 00:40:45 and all them guys, they're going to take the slot. And you over here, let's hope he know about fashion. Because everybody, you know, all the ballplayers want to rap, rappers want a ball player that this master P left the game to go play baseball basketball. This is the fucking crazy. Now, Koss did not want to do fashion. I'm not saying guys ain't the limit out.
Starting point is 00:41:06 He said he's, Retire? No, no, here's the actual what he said. He's not officially done. He's going on a hiatus. When he said he quit, he meant it more as a metaphor. He has a brand that he's trying to get going. I believe in it, and I might buy some of his clothes.
Starting point is 00:41:23 What I'm saying is don't stop the bread and butter. Just like aspiring rappers out there, keep that 9 to 5. Keep that A plan. If you rap and you come off and you, if you're making a living off, for rapping, if you're streaming somebody's important, then you're a rapper. Or if you're a guy that nobody's paying attention to,
Starting point is 00:41:45 y'all listen, man. You're talking to the wrong guy. I got so many people I know that think they're rapping. Like I, yo, bro, if you ain't got a following, if you ain't got people tuning in, if you ain't got nobody telling you,
Starting point is 00:42:00 oh, by the way, you're nice, this, this, that other than your crew, you're not professionally rapping. He's just what it is. So, Kaiser, not the biggest stream in the world. Don't leave the bread and butter. Do I think you can have a successful clothing brand? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:42:18 I never looked at Young Doug and said, oh, I want to wear that, whatever he's wearing, but that motherfucker is selling some clothes. Young Doug? He sells clothes. So why couldn't Kaiser not do it? I believe it. LeBron had the answer for Rich Paul saying,
Starting point is 00:42:36 trade Austin Reeves. He said the other... Remember LeBron wasn't playing and Austin Reeves was scoring 40 points a game with him and the other white boy? Rich Paul didn't say that. Rich Paul said that.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Why? The kid was killing before LeBron came back. It's the fucking point I made on this show. That you shot me down. Will you listen? Everything is numbers. With Luca and A.R.
Starting point is 00:43:03 on the court is no defense. You can say with the... having the fact you would. Jared Jackson from Memphis will help their Lakers tremendously if they did that. Now saying about the thing and that when Luka and A.R.'s on the thing.
Starting point is 00:43:20 They both go have 50 and 40. And their mans is going to have 60 and 90. So they need some teeth. I think we got one in the Knicks. Tyler Colick. I think he's one of them. And I hope, just like Petula,
Starting point is 00:43:34 bust our ass yesterday in Saccharacter. I hope we don't get rid of Tyler Colick one day, and he busts everybody ass. Because when you put him on a field, he reminds me of Rondo. He see the whole court. He see the whole, I like Colic. I know about Colic in a lot of that.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Yeah, one of them joints that is one of them guys that's going to slip away and watch them light up the whole league. I'm talking about trading them. They ain't trading Colet. Nah, but they always do. They talk about traded Austin Reeves. That's our Austin Reeves.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Colick. You don't think so? No. Austin Reeves, he got to do a little bit more to get be Austin Reeds right now. No, no, no, yes, but what I'm saying is
Starting point is 00:44:19 I see flashes of it. I see flashes of it. And the problem we've always had as Nick fans is they get rid of the guy and he becomes a superstar somewhere. That's a nasty habit. Freddie Wap is home. So he's not rapping about jail.
Starting point is 00:44:35 He rapping about hits. He's trying to knock him out the park. I never, huh? He wants, he wants shit out the park. He ain't even with that. He could do it.
Starting point is 00:44:44 He could do it. He got, can he? He put out four number ones in America, not the fake number ones. Not one, not just urban, urban rhythmic pop. He put out four.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Why was he allegedly selling drugs? I just don't understand. With a guy with four number ones on a crackhead day, you can make 25, thousand a I used to tell Remy all the time. I said, you know, Remy, we can make
Starting point is 00:45:11 5,000 a show. I'm telling you, at the lowest budget, I said, we can make 5,000 a show and do 4-5 a week, 25,000 a week. It's the best life in the world. If we fell the fuck off, the most we can make as 5,000 a show, 5 of them
Starting point is 00:45:28 a week. You're still living in a nice house getting to the bag. Who the fuck told Fettywop to even be? in that type of situation with four number ones on earth.
Starting point is 00:45:44 You know what the number one gets you. Four of them? Horrible. Whoever was around them was horrible, bad people. I suggest Fidiwap, if you listen to me, you know I love you, brother. Don't hang around
Starting point is 00:45:59 with them people. Don't get them back around you. I made the mistake two, three times. You know, I told you this. I said the story you're ready, but this is a relevant story. Feds come take all my money. Wasn't even my fault, guys. I've done everything. The fucking account named paid a taxes. I showed him he didn't pay the taxes. They say, you as the leader of your household are responsible for you hire. They leave me dead broke. That broke meaning I had a little maybe 400, 500, 500 in the bank. I'm used to M's, right? So I'm
Starting point is 00:46:33 feeling unfluidity. Yo, feeling unfluidity. Yeah, I'm feeling unfluidity. But the blessing and the curse of my rap career is I came out, was a slow burner, flow Joe digging in the crates, then I knocked on out the park. I think we dug him what's love, and we drive, we fly in private planes. With 20 guys, everybody got Cadillac trucks, 20 dudes, Cadillac trucks, steak and lobster. every day, I go broke.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I get on my knees. I beg God, because you got to really get on your knees. I keep praying to God this, this, that. I got lucky he throws me lean back, a smoker. All of a sudden, the same guys I was hanging with by you, I forgot. They left me. It wasn't like Kay and you could. They left.
Starting point is 00:47:27 All those guys left, nephew. You got to understand. Every bum nigger that I fed lobster steak every day, bought him champagne, bought them cars, paid their rent, paid their luck. They all left. All of them. I come back with lean back. They all on the private again.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Boom bad. They riding around with me. We chipped lobster steak again. We did it. That's one thing motherfuckers. Mothuckers say we did it. When you sitting on your couch, dead broke, praying for your phone to ring. And motherfuckers acting like you got ages.
Starting point is 00:48:05 some shit. They stay in the way from you. We do lean back. I go for the same mistake. We number one, they all hanging out with me. They're eating lobsters. They drink the champagne. They this, this, that. How about I catch the fed case? This is
Starting point is 00:48:21 really bad. Because I'm sitting on the couch. All I really had was Rich the Barber with me on the couch. He would bring me a hogger dyes. Not good for diabetics. I'm telling y'all not to do it, but I would just eat a hogger dives. Like a fat boy stressed out. Vanilla
Starting point is 00:48:37 Swiss album. One of the best ones. So I'm up in there and I'm looking and I got people all around people I helped. People this. Nobody called and said, can I help you, Joe? Nobody. When I say
Starting point is 00:48:53 nobody, nobody came and said, when I went to jail nobody went by my wife and said, yo, he's 10 grand for the culture. Man, them popped so many bottles for us The man, them bought so many lobsters. Nobody gave $5,000 of my family, said, here you go.
Starting point is 00:49:09 In fact, while I was in jail, dead broke. I was still paying everybody's bills. Not just my family, my guys. Still paying their bills while I'm in jail. Bro. Cool. Come back out. I'm really done.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I told the story the other day. The game change. We put it out all the way up. All the way up plays one day on a Thursday. Friday night, Aces. Remember how fly that strip club was in Queens? Acese say, yo, we want to do a single release.
Starting point is 00:49:40 I'm telling you now, I understood the MaxV coming home shit, right? Because New York City, although we started hip-hop, they'd be thirsty for a win. Like a win? Some type of a win? That club, one day later,
Starting point is 00:49:57 was on tilt. The walls are sweaty. It's so sweaty in there. The floors you slide and walk it through the year section. It was so late in there. It was like, yes. New York got one.
Starting point is 00:50:11 We're back. Like, they acted like that. I fight to get in my VIP. Guess who's in my VIP? All the dudes that didn't call me, they wasn't fucking with me. That left me for dead. They left me all the same dudes.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I forgive them two times in a row when I went broke. So we're in the club. We're loving it. Walking out, me, Remy. Lights is on. And I get to the door. When I get to the door, I turn around. I said, Pistoo, Rich, Percy,
Starting point is 00:50:52 all these niggas. Every one of them. You! You! I left no mistake for judgment. I left nobody saying, I know you ain't talking to me. You!
Starting point is 00:51:04 You. I was almost in convulsions. You're like this, just like this. I might be doing less. My high blood pressure must have been on technical. I don't want to see none of you niggas again in my life. None of you. I'm screaming in the middle of the club.
Starting point is 00:51:28 I turn around and walk away. Remy turned around. Because Remy, you know, she's more of a dude than a dude. Let me turn around. Like, yo, you heard the guard. None of y'all niggas come around us no more. It's over for y'all. I don't know if Fetti Wap going to say it the same way.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Can I get a water? But the truth is he need every bad influence away from him so he could run it up. He could get to the bag and he could keep his bag. Because he went to jail, real jail. I seen the jail pitches. He wasn't in no fucking camp. He wasn't in no, he was in jail.
Starting point is 00:52:03 He was in jail, jail. Like, you know what that tastes like. You don't want that shit. So you need to be focused. Big up, Fettiebop, I do believe he's going to come with a number here. Welcome home. Untitled. You guys want me to talk about something else, guys?
Starting point is 00:52:19 I've been saying since after the Max and French episode, you did, you tried to rob him or you did bad business, I'll be the first one to tell you. I did sorts for mad people. that blew out the water, you see them, they're like, thank you, Kiss. They definitely not pulling out their phone call and their lawyer right there, tell them, you know, give them 10%, 5%, 2%, whatever it is. So I got to give you your props and flowers for doing that type of business
Starting point is 00:52:49 because some people got the Michigan screwed, like you could tell French wasn't really happy. All he was doing was telling you what happened with the song all the way up. And for you to tell your lawyer to fix it and give them some percent, percentage right there. That's solid shit that never goes on since this game started. These things that still got biggest
Starting point is 00:53:11 percentage of sugar ale gang. They didn't get... They're dead. They still here. So if y'all know about this business game, they don't know about the business, you find out what's going on.
Starting point is 00:53:21 That's what I think. I think they don't know about the business. What happens is I could give you one better than French. French ain't right to hook. I told somebody that.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Y'all called the Mendus to say you already had all. I said, we have the hook. I think if the people would have knew that, then there's nothing you can see. But what happens is when the people write the hook, they are the people who really deserve the publishing. When you say it's a performance, Roy. Infrared. Shout out the inf.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Inf, my brother. He wrote the hook. He got his publishing. He cashed a million dollar checks. Okay, infrared. Yo, he was barking. I was, you know, infrared bought a Lamborghini. He was throwing.
Starting point is 00:54:03 $100 bills in the middle of a club live. He thought that shit had never run out. But yo, if I love you, man, thank you. But French didn't even write the look. He can't be set it. Now, because the record is, I believe in everybody winning. That's just always been my theory. So, you know, I made sure he got, he said five.
Starting point is 00:54:22 I'm going to go get the accurate number through my lawyer. But I believe it was 10. But I gave it to him because when he asked for the 10, that shit, unforgettable. God is great for French Montana because French Montana was a little cold before all the way up,
Starting point is 00:54:38 keeping the real with you. All the way up, rings off, and then he come with the glazes of ice, the unforgettable. That shit was like, I'll forget it. So when he told me, he said,
Starting point is 00:54:51 yo, you know, I gave you the million-dollar voice, ha, I looked at him, I said, nah, this thing got to get his, he got to get his publishing. Now, He earned it.
Starting point is 00:55:03 But usually, you know, if you want to say I take advantage, the guy we really gave the most of the publishing to was a really low... He wasn't French Montana. He's infrared. And infartheist publishing. Everybody who played on the show caught they publishing. But, yo, all right, I told you about this. You didn't want to believe me, kiss.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Timothy Shalameet is the truth. It's the golden gloves wear our sister. Golden gloves? Golden gloves. Golden Globes. Tiana Taylor took that motherfucker. That boy Timothy Shalemy. That was the most, in that whole shit,
Starting point is 00:55:58 was the most telling shit in the world. I don't think Leonardo de Capio ever lost in the war. George Clooney, Leonardo de Capio, this nigger fried. All of them. I know they were sitting in that chair. They learned something that day. They said, oh, it's a new sheriff.
Starting point is 00:56:15 It's a new sheriff in town. Their young boy swept them. Same category with their face. They put five guys' faces. George Clooney, Leonot, for sure, Leonardo was with it. I'm watched that. When I seen that, I said, the politics have changed this year.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Timmy Shalamey moved him up. He beat the biggest of the biggest of the biggest. Charlemay won the shit with all those guys. Everybody you ever thought was the greatest actor in the world, Henry Hitchcock of all the niggis, he smoked all of them. Went up there, even said a bullshit speech.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Henry Hitchcock is this. He went up there and said a bullshit thing. These Kardashian girls, and I ain't got no beef with them, I love him more, but they know. Your nephew, Nick Hitchcock. Nephew, you put out an album
Starting point is 00:57:06 and you hit it out the park. Henry Hitchcock, Rich. Don't let the granddaughter of the Kardashians come get you and yonkers, J.1s. These women are meticulous. If you're winning at any, you're going to be the greatest surfer of all time that they say you break in the bank, a Kardashian is on your ass. If you look at Timothy Shalit with this girl, it don't even look the same. He's not, no, now, come on.
Starting point is 00:57:38 He changes his name every sentence. I call myself... I call myself the Forrest Gump of hip-hop. Them bitches is the Forrest Gump of everything. Somebody going to the bank, they won in. They up in there. I'm sorry, Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush won the championship.
Starting point is 00:58:02 He was the biggest thing in the world, and he grabs the mother and the daughter. He grabs kids. him Cardassie. We're going to Disneyland. Bro, they everywhere. That's Forrest Gump shit. Like Timothy Shalamett?
Starting point is 00:58:16 God bless him. You think that motherfucker, that shit ain't premeditated that that girl's sitting next to the new Leonardo DiCapio? Leonardo. And I got love for the Kardashias. It's hard to tell.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Watch the premeditation murder. This is premeditated, guys. I saw a fake, I think it's AI, Wimby walking on the beach with Chloe Kardashian. I threw the flag. That was AI. Yo, it must have, don't say,
Starting point is 00:58:45 oh, shit. Yo, it might not be AI. You know the league is Wimby's. I don't know what's AIA. Okay, she can't even beat him. The league, the next 10 years, is a guy called Wimby Yamba. In San Antonio,
Starting point is 00:59:00 San Antonio, the whole team is phenomenal, and they got a picture of Chloe Yomba. holding the sand on the beach. I guess it was a lot. It's bullshit. It's bullshit, but we believe it. We believe it.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Yeah, who believe? Because they did that to everybody else. I don't believe it. We believe it. You believe. I actually believe less now. When I'm online, I got a triple, quadruple check that shit. Everything's AI.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Tell you the truth, you can't even like a pretty girl on AI. You can't look at that shit and really believe that's Rosalusenda. Because that's AI. Everything on there right now. I don't know why niggas ain't winning fad cases. Give me a fad case. I'll be like, yo, y'all fake my voice with AI. Proof it.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Y'all got the video. There's lawyers out here fake in real court. Jada kiss came out the hotel with the girl. Not Jada kids, but the John Witherspoon, and they're making up AI showing them come out the fucking the hotel. The AI shit is out of control. Am I lying or not?
Starting point is 01:00:05 Do you look at Instagram and you see a beautiful woman and you say to yourself, even women? You see a guy that's too good to be true. He better have some people around them. They better be eating buffalo wings at the game watching the game. You better see some type of texture with him because all his pictures is him by the wilderness or him by on a motorcycle or him this. That's your AI. They caught your man. I said that too.
Starting point is 01:00:32 You know they caught Matt Barnes. he sent the AI girl 61,000 and the DM. You know that, right? Google that. Only fans, they had an AI that he thought he was really talking to a girl. She gassed him, he sent to 61,000. Matt fucking Barnes, who's not an ugly motherfucker and got money. And I'm like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:00:56 AI's risky business right now. Am I lying? It says a post and blogs claim that Barnes was extorted between 23, and 24 by someone using AI deepfakes around 61,000 to a woman known as Zoe. Barnes called the whole thing and internet lie saying he did not get scammed by an AI model and is not suing.
Starting point is 01:01:15 That was AI. See? That was AI. He's saying he did. His scam was the AI. It wasn't even true. They scammed the story. Yo.
Starting point is 01:01:26 They scammed the story. He's saying that's not true. He specifically called out blogs and social accounts for pushing the narrative without checking with him, telling people to stop believing. It might have been in balance. You owe yourself a flag for that.
Starting point is 01:01:42 By the way, I'm using an AI tool to figure all this out, just so you know. We explain something to you, right? People ask me all the time. And I want you to really fuck the funny shit. Fuck the bugging out. Fuck or allow you.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I want you to dig deep. That really wants you to concentrate on what I'm about to say. Because too many people come up to me every day. I don't care if I'm in the doctor's office, I'm anywhere, and they ask me about dealing with family members that pass away. Before my mother passed away, it was the biggest fear I ever had in my life.
Starting point is 01:02:23 I'm going to be honest with you. I thought I might go schizophrenia. Like, I thought I might just lose my marbles. You know, your mom gives you the biggest, in the world. I don't give a fuck. I used to have the world against me. And I go to my mother's house and she ain't know why
Starting point is 01:02:40 and I sit at the end of the couch. And she rubbed my feet. I mean, the world. It could be 50-cent beef on 10. This, this, I don't care. I go to my mother's house. She rubbed my feet. And I feel like a kid again.
Starting point is 01:02:54 The safety you lose for losing loved ones is devastating. But I'll tell you a quick story. One of my best friends got murdered in front of my building many, many years ago. Right. And so I live in a big, big project where everybody came outside. It was like 500 people outside. Everybody's looking at the body on the floor. You know, about five, six hours later, the coroner comes, they take the body.
Starting point is 01:03:24 They come and they wash off the blood. This is before they was doing shrines and shit. They wash off the blood off the floor. The second, the crowd disperses and everybody's leaving, and the old man comes home, it's not his fault. The old man comes home from working all day, parks his station wagon, right where the body was at. Got out, went upstairs.
Starting point is 01:03:51 What that taught me as such a young age was life moves on. And no matter how depressed you are, no matter how stress you are, no matter how you take it, you have to find a way to look towards the light. You're not doing nothing by making yourself feel terrible, sad,
Starting point is 01:04:14 worse. Oh, I can't enjoy this meal. I can't love the day. I can't, you gotta look towards the peace. Whatever makes you happy because once you fall that way, it's too hard to dig out of there. So what I'm saying to you is that
Starting point is 01:04:31 while you bullshit and thinking people care about somebody who died in your family, somebody's looking to take your job, somebody's looking to catch you off point now. Now you ain't strong. With me, I ain't going to lie, I promise you. I went into depression for two years straight. When punt, my sister, my grandfather died around the same week or whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:55 It was overwhelming for me. I couldn't deal with it. That's the first time. in my life that niggas try to play with me. It's the first time in my life. It was visible to people that knew me. This guy ain't all there.
Starting point is 01:05:11 It ain't the same fat Joe. He ain't the lion. You know, don't be scared of him. He lost it. He's washed up. He got fatter. 200 pounds more. This is the shit
Starting point is 01:05:22 that they were thinking. Because when you were off and you're depressed and you're walking around every day, they'll start playing with you. So all I can say to you is try to stay in the light and in the positive. You're not earning no type of equity or anything with being depressed and saying, oh, why this happened?
Starting point is 01:05:44 I know we got emotions. We got to deal with it, but you got to move forward. I've been getting that a friend of ours. His mom's is really, really sick. And it looks like really, really sick. And so I had to explain this shit to him. And, you know, every day people come up to me, yo, I know you had a horrible year.
Starting point is 01:06:03 You lost your mother, your father, your brother, how you deal with it. I don't know how I deal with it. But I know that I stay in the light because I was depressed for two years. Fuck money. They was playing with you. You know, I've been depressed to the point where,
Starting point is 01:06:20 you know, I got mad if people were happy. I'm sitting there. Somebody laughed at a movie or something. I used to be mad like, yo, why they laughing? You wake up in the morning Instead of enjoying the sunny day, like right now we call each other. We're like, yo, God, it's great. Blessed day.
Starting point is 01:06:34 I used to wake up on the sunniest day and be like, y'all, fuck this day. This shit ain't, you know. So it's like, listen, guys, it's a real thing when you lose parents, you lose siblings, you lose best friend families, but you have to try to stay positive because life will move on. And Rich, a really good friend of ours. His mom's, you know, she got the cancer to where they can't get it. it out. So, uh,
Starting point is 01:07:00 we don't talk about politics, but we gotta we've oblivious to life if we don't at least mention what's going on with ice. Each is on about 1800. What did
Starting point is 01:07:17 do? The differences. Right. What did the ice do? The difference is six crazy. No. I can't take They killed the woman. They killed the woman.
Starting point is 01:07:31 I'm not laughing at that. No. I'm laughing at you. You. Because you don't know what's going on? I don't know where we. The country's in a very delicate state. Even somebody who I think pushed Trump to be president.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Somebody who really has a, Joe Rogan got the biggest following in the world, right? They actually said that when Joe Rogan co-signed Trump, He got all the middle-aged men in America. His word did this. He tilt the scale of justice, him. They ran out there after he did that. And Kamala did not want to do Joe Rogan. She fucked up.
Starting point is 01:08:15 She didn't want to touch the third rail. Trump went in there, touched the third rail. Got him elected. Joe Rogan says this shit is like Gestapo, like Hitler, what's going on out here. They're out here running in houses with the biggest guns you ever seen in your life like Tony Montana guns
Starting point is 01:08:35 to pull out of immigrant that works hard. He's the Uber driver. He's this, he's that. They said they were going to get the criminals out. Hey, get the criminals out. Get the rapists out. Get the drug dealer. Fuck them.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Send them back to wherever you're going to send them. But you really going to schools grabbing mothers that are dropping their kids off. at school. That's what the whole uproars about. Now, they shot another person last night at Minnesota. So I'm watching the mayor of Minnesota talking about, yo, I got the police. Mayor of Minnesota does not want ice in this town.
Starting point is 01:09:14 Trump just tripled up. Send a thousand more out there. They killed the lady there. They shot another guy in the lane. They antagonizing the people to flip. I don't even want to say what I'm thinking in the back of my mind. And guess what? That's not black and brown people
Starting point is 01:09:29 in the middle of that street below zero going up against ice. Those are all white people. I've never seen white people. This ain't George Floyd. This ain't this is white people. Fighting ice and the police. Guys like James is in front line
Starting point is 01:09:47 talk about fuck ice. This America is in a scary, scary place. Where the mayor said, I got my cops. He said, I have 600 police and they're fighting ice. You ever seen some shit like this?
Starting point is 01:10:04 The mayor said straight up. The mayor said out of Minneapolis. Well, I got one better for you. Yeah, he said, get the fuck out of Minneapolis. Forget that. You know what he said last night? We have 600 police, Minnesota police,
Starting point is 01:10:19 fighting ice in the street. What the fuck does that mean? America's fighting America. The police is fighting the Fed office. Like, what the fuck is? Okay, guys, you get that on the way home. It's a scary time in America. He's calling this New Wave of Retaliation by Trump,
Starting point is 01:10:41 my 600 against your federal army. Yeah. And they just straight going up to people spraying them with pepper spraying their face. They're running in the dudes out. They don't need a warrant. They got mask on. They don't need a warrant. I don't give a phone.
Starting point is 01:10:56 For what you say to them. Actually, Trump and J.D. Vance said they got immunity for whatever they do. They don't know. Ice. Yes. They could kill whoever they want to kill. We got to know some biggest that work for ICE. They got the mask on.
Starting point is 01:11:11 We don't know who they are. Ice agents usually do not have the kind of warrant that lets them force their way into a home. They mostly use internal administrative warrants that are not signed by a judge. They're going to schools and churches pulling out people. They're going to people's house. The Uber driver, they went into Uber drivers. He's from like not Nigeria, Liberia or something. And they drag up.
Starting point is 01:11:36 They has guns. I'm scared of those guns. They don't got regular guns. These guys got rocket launches in the air and running up in that crib. Should have went to Dr. Rock. I heard that snap. That's from doing some weights. I'm going to tell you about some weights.
Starting point is 01:11:54 Everybody, I know doing weights got back. back problems. Back surgery. Lightweight, my brother. Lightweight, callus. We know four people who got back surgery this month. Ruben Diaz, Jr., slow. My man, Jeff Aronson, my partner,
Starting point is 01:12:11 were reminded to, I can tell you four guys who is, what's the decent way to say it so I don't get a flag? In pretty good shape. Pretty good shape. They just got four back surgeries. I can tell you one, Louie. Me.
Starting point is 01:12:27 I ain't getting back surgery. Well, you better. You're not getting back surgery? Nothing more with my back. You get that all the way on. We'll end it with this. Because, you know, on a lighter note, what do you think is one of the biggest breakups in hip-hop history
Starting point is 01:12:47 that if they wouldn't have broke up, it would have been the most successful shit? First of the fat boys' breakup. Did the fat boys break up or that was just the bar? The fat boy Buffy and them, they broke up? That's news to me. No, that's the bar. Yeah, but I...
Starting point is 01:13:06 And then who else, the Fugees break up? Yeah, but they got back somewhat. Praises doing 60,000... Biggests as big as big years. You want to say mine? John Furtier just died, though. Yeah, rest of the... Shout out John Fonter.
Starting point is 01:13:21 I had songs with him. He was a good brother. Best in peace. Rough life. Rough life. John Forte, Fugee. Fulgis. You want me to give you minds?
Starting point is 01:13:30 Because mine's premeditated, I might as well say it. I feel like the worst breakup in hip-hop history, they could have ran it up. Legend is 50 Cent and game. That right there was the new emergence of Snoop and Dre. The records they made, the shit they made was so classic.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Listen, I wasn't getting along with 50 at the time, and I knew that shit. It wasn't. I guess he'll say all money ain't good money, right? Because they was on fire. What if Game of 50 would have stood together? We would have had crazy classic albums. Who are you dating? All the note.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Oh, man, that's that. Fuck, that's how you want the fucking, he want the motherfucker with the funny face who lost the Timmy Shalais on the show. They tell him, yo, yeah, yeah, kids. Who do you want on the show? John Withingspoon the third. Elliot Splitzer. This.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I feel like Banks were 50, you know. I wish Banks was still with fifth. I feel like he got slighted. Banks is dumb nights. By the way, guys. Merry Christmas. It took long to get here. Shout out to Mike the jeweler.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Here's your Christmas gift, brother. Elizabeth. I'm coming. My brother. Yeah. Here's your Christmas dip. You see that shit, bro. You see that shit?
Starting point is 01:14:58 They say Fat Joe don't take care of his people. Look at this shit. Definitely. Oh, open Z box. Perhaps. Perhaps sunsing for the nose. Perhaps something for the nose. Mike the Jewel of 145th in Broadway, right?
Starting point is 01:15:20 He charged me a lot. I don't know why I'm plugging them like that. Oh, Joe and Jay. I see that. That ain't live, Donis. That ain't that lab. No, life. This ain't that?
Starting point is 01:15:36 That ain't this. It's cracking gist, motherfuckers. Bo and Bo, you okay? You see that shit? Gay got up? You see that shit? I see. You can't even see your face on that shit right there.
Starting point is 01:15:49 That shit got so much. Is it nice? It's beautiful. Thank you, my brother. Biggest show in the game, man. Go fuck yourselves and you don't like us. This ain't that. That ain't this.
Starting point is 01:16:00 It's cracky kiss. You son of a. Bitch.

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