Joe and Jada - Fat Joe, Jadakiss & Bill Bellamy tell HILARIOUS STORIES about Biggie, Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy
Episode Date: December 2, 2025Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by the legendary comedian Bill Bellamy. Joe and Jada talk to the former 'MTV Jams' host about coming up in the 1990s comedy scene alongside some of the greatest comics ...of all time, including Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Dave Chappelle, and Martin Lawrence, who Bellamy crowns as the greatest host of HBO's 'Def Comedy Jam.' The podcast quickly turns into a story-for-story contest, with Fat Joe telling some of his patented tales about Bruno Mars, Sony Music CEO Tommy Mottola, and, believe it or not, the Taliban; Bellamy recalling hilarious stories about creating the phrase "booty call," The Notorious B.I.G. not knowing how to swim, and finding out firsthand the Michael Jackson was on his own plane of existence; and Jadakiss telling a WILD story about being passenger side to a driver that was starting to lose his mind. 6:00 - Bellamy came up with BEST class of comedians EVER 14:30 - Origin of "booty call" 18:30 - Fat Joe & Bellamy trade amazing Biggie, Rick Ross, Bruno Mars stories 35:45 - Bellamy's Michael Jackson story 39:00 - Fat Joe says he saved Sony Music CEO's life 45:30 - Jadakiss tells a WILD tale about a loopy driver 52:00 - Bellamy's 'WorstChristmasEver' movie 58:00 - Eddie Murphy stories [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] Joe and Jada now on Patreon All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like he's trying to figure out how I'm going to get...
Tommy's a real deal.
Yo, Jit, are you crying, go?
Yeah, you know.
It's funny, bro.
Yeah, yeah, what up, y'all?
This is Joe Crack to Dawn.
You know who it is, your boy Jada.
This is the Joe and Jada show.
Every show legendary, every show iconic.
When you think of today's guests, you think of funny,
you think there's some of the best haircuts ever.
You think of some of your best moguls come.
You think of the boxers.
is you think it's stand-up.
You think of my early career, VJ's, MTV,
was very inspirational and influential to your career
if you can make it on that.
Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen,
let's make some noise for Bill Bellamy.
Thank you by having me.
I'm in here, Joe.
Y'all, how you get a last name like Bellamy?
It's just, it just worked out.
It sounds like I already had much.
It sounds like I already had much.
I was broke as fuck.
Bill Bellamy.
Yo, he's here.
Yeah, he's here.
In Newark, New Jersey.
Yeah, people used to say, is that your real name?
I was like, yeah.
Because I'm actually William.
But William sound too formal, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, Bill Bellamy, the two bees.
It goes good.
It goes good.
It's the same shit.
Same shit.
So my man Billy Blanco.
You look more bitchy, though.
You're switching to William.
Yeah, yeah.
Sir William.
My man, Billy Blanco, his name is Spanish, is
Guillermo Willie
Yeah
Germo
Giamo and Spanish is William
You know
I mean
That's not about it
Yeah my boy
Billy Blanco man
That boy
You know he was with the high school teacher
She'd be like
Guillermo
One day we had a house party
She popped up with him
I said damn
He's taking the teacher down
What?
My man Billy Blanco
Many years ago
He got some grown booty
Huh
Yeah
He's not doing with the teacher?
With the teacher at the house party.
We all up in the house party.
He got the teacher with him.
Nah.
Yeah.
He never had that.
He was not getting down early.
He did his numbers.
That's number.
Yo, Bill Belami, what's up, beloved?
You look great.
Thank you, man.
I love to see, you know, our O.G's looking great.
Yo, man, I work out.
I take care of myself.
I laugh all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm always enjoying that part of my life.
And I'm doing what I want to do, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We at that part, like you say, OG, we got the experience and the talent,
which means now we, you know, we can move the way we want to move.
It's sad because we want everything early, but they always sell you as you get older,
you figure it out.
I wanted my shit immediately.
I remember when I first came in the game, I was like, fuck the weight.
Let's get it today.
I never forget, like, it was like 91, 92.
I'm in New York.
I live in Jersey.
I'm coming over here doing stand-up and shit, just trying to get on.
This is when hip hop was pop at 91, 92 cats.
We had record labels.
People was like, you know, everybody was pushing their records.
You know, you had your street teams.
This is like vintage 90 hip-hop era.
And so stand-up was sort of like the brother and sister of hip-hop.
You-Cats was coming to see us.
We coming to see you.
Everybody know everybody.
And it was just one of those amazing times for me.
And I just happened to get lucky to be in the right place and just get on.
Like just, you know, be funny enough, having the right swag, had the right gear, you know what I mean, and then be on point on deaf comedy.
Who would you say it's your, who was some other comedians that came out?
I got the best class ever, Joe.
I want to know.
Ever.
There'll never be another class better than us.
We, we dream team.
You got a figure like 91, 92, Jamie Fox, Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker, Chris Rock.
Hey.
Listen, it don't stop.
Cedred the Entertainer, Steve Harvey, Dave Chappelle.
Like, I mean, just Joe Tori, like, it just, deal.
It's just like, all of us came out.
It was like so many funny Bernie Mac.
Come on.
That's the funniest people I ever seen in my life.
Like Tommy Davidson, like, just think, I just had an interview a couple days ago,
and we were talking about there will never be a time
where that many people were able to become stars.
a lot of people became TV stars.
We had all of them sitcoms.
Would you cross the past with like Jim Carrey?
See, I didn't, I didn't grow up.
Jim Carrey was on fire, though, but he was in the West Coast.
The only person I met back then was Damon.
So I met Damon in the early part of my career.
They was on the West Coast.
They was on, but they were from New York.
But yeah, they was already, because I remember auditioning for In Living
Color, like, yo, this is a show they're going about to do on Fox.
It's going to be nuts.
It's going to be the real setting, not live.
That's what the word was at the time.
And so I didn't get that.
Jamie Fox was selected to do that.
And Tommy Davidson and Jim Carrey.
And that show was phenomenal.
That's all names.
So you got Martin, you had Jamie, you had In Living Color.
I know I'm forgetting some of the shows, but they were all on at one time.
I heard you in the interview say that Martin Lawrence was the best,
deaf jam comedy host ever ever do we think he gets his props or is it that he's just so like
because he feels like an introvert when it comes to interviews and all that like you know do we feel
like martin gets his props like he deserves i don't think i don't think people give martin lawrence
the way they should because jeez let me tell you something there was nobody funny than martin lawrence
on deaf comedy jam like if if two comics was in the car crammy
as you wouldn't be mad if Martin was hosting
because he's going to carry it.
And the way he was hitting the audience
and freestyling, like,
it was vintage Martin Lawrence.
Like, I mean, I enjoyed him immensely watching him
just be natural.
I didn't know Martin Lawrence was that funny.
I was like, God, damn.
You know, Martin Lawrence was almost like your man.
Like, you know, you got a boy that's mad, funny.
Yeah, at the barbershop.
He came a story, a comedian and nothing like that,
but he was just dumb.
I'm funny, but the guy put it on on TV, right?
Like, everything he was saying was like shit that we go through in the hood every day.
Oh, but it was off.
They looked like it was off the head.
Like, to me, I felt like Martin Lawrence was like a rapper that could freestyle better than everybody.
You know what I mean?
Like, he could just go in the studio and be like, bam, bam, he don't need to write it down.
Papa, you'd be like, damn, how you think of that?
To me, that's how Martin was.
He was so fast.
Like, if you go back and watch the clips and Big Bird, like, he has iconic.
jokes that he said off the head.
I mean, he's a good liar.
I mean, he tore a kid and play up.
It's true because, you know, when the cops stop you?
Sir, I was over there.
What are you talking about?
You were like, Dan, this nigga can lie, like, on an impulse.
Like, you know, oh, your wife, cats, you're doing some shit, you know.
Who's Burger King?
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Who's Burger King calling you at 3 in the morning?
What are you looking at?
Oh, I was looking at watches and goofy.
New sneakers.
The watch is in graffiti.
Graffiti.
Don't let them see the explorer.
God damn it.
That algorithm out.
Explore pace.
Boy, don't let them see that shit.
You see that shit by shit graffiti, hip-hop, grandmaster flat.
Like, you better be ready for that shit.
You got to have a dummy page.
You got to have a dummy explorer.
Yeah, you got to have a dummy.
Sue his wife, he hit the phone.
House paint.
You know what I'm saying?
Nature's best.
Yeah, you know, Roofing.
You got a French people are making these breads now, Ma.
Like, it's a fucking incredible.
It's incredible bread.
Do you see this?
Yeah.
Out there, you switch that shit up.
That shit will be like, booby trap on Wednesday, you know.
You switched that bread up.
Bam, one time that shit be like booby trap, Wednesday.
Yo, they used to have that, like, when laptops first came out,
like when you was working in a cubicle and you was doing something that you was supposed to do,
you had that dummy screen to come down when your boys come up, but we need that on our phone.
And the stock market comes down.
Yeah, we need that.
That's the new app, guys.
Whoever fuck them with the AI and all that, that's the shit you need to do.
Yo, you just made me think of something funny.
You know what they should do?
Like, for chicks who go and do's phone, the phone should blow up.
You just have blue stuff all over your face.
That's cool, like the money for the bank.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if your girl go on your phone, they take a picture and blow up.
So you come downstairs.
She's sitting there with a whole blue face.
What's you in my phone now?
Media killed love, man.
Yeah, social media is tough.
Social media killed.
You could get in...
They didn't kill it.
What it did was...
Nah, it killed love.
You think?
Why?
Because every time you feel, I'm like,
Dad, Bill Belomeney, he's been with his wife so long,
then that shit come in the middle.
The fucking scribble in the middle.
That shit comes through.
That shit comes close.
Yeah.
Breaking news.
You be like, ah, shit.
I've been married 24 years.
It is no joke how many people broke up
24 years. Oh, that's crazy. I mean, I remember, I got married in 2001, right? People who were
going out dating, they've been together forever, they got married the same summer, and they
was broke up in the fall. Like, that's how crazy. I was like, yo, so when you live in Hollywood
and you living, you're trying to do your career, you're trying to do everything, you don't have
no, like positive, like you say, you don't have any positive, like, oh, man, they could go to
the movies with us. No, they don't talk to them more. You know?
You know, people bring this shit in a little of Hollywood fucking, everybody fucking each up.
Yeah, and then they only like each other's other movie.
Your ex-man, it's her ex-man, and the family tree is a cousin is, this shit is out of control.
Yeah, it's out of control.
Family tree is a cousin.
Yo, you ever seen the family trees when they do that shit?
Yo, God bless everybody, man.
I don't wait for that.
When I tell you, boy, the family tree, they'd be like, this one slept with this one,
and the kid is from this, this, everybody.
A couple of the shit that come down.
It's just as everybody's cousins.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody's a fucking cousin.
Yeah.
That shit crazy.
How hard is it making the transition from stand-up?
And then, boom.
You're on a big screen.
You're doing lead roles.
Yo.
It was crazy, man, because, you know, things happened kind of fast for me.
So I got on, I got on MTV.
That was huge.
Because at that time, you know, that helped that wave of hip-hop.
we start selling records like crazy.
Cats going on tour.
I mean, you, you, naughty, Queen Latifah,
all the cast that was coming up at that time, you know,
it was an explosion.
And I remember sitting there on my show going,
man, I'm interviewing all these movie stars.
I want to be a movie star.
That looks so fly.
Like, they got their movie premiere.
They got this stuff going on.
So I had aspirations.
I was like, one day,
somebody going to interview me, you know what I'm saying?
And so next thing you know,
I got a little small role in Who's the Man?
I was there, Who's the Man?
Yeah, I know.
It was the most hip-hop people would ever.
Yo!
You know, Joe got a nice little resume on the load.
That shit was a half of cheekbone.
They sued me hot.
You know, they cut half of Joe head on.
You just see Joe here in the barbers show.
That Joe, yo, what's up?
This shit was like, it was a big look.
Yeah.
I think of one of the funniest movies.
Half a cheekbone was a big look.
That's a big look.
When you know body, you coming in the game and nobody,
they're sitting there, this one and that one, that love of that.
Dr. J. Nick, half a cheekbone I was
136 I was shown
here. And I think another movie
I like it like that. I played like a
prisoner. They had like my eyebrows
and shit. It changed. I said
they're going to see. It was
what? They should have showed my
face in this. Oh, man. Why they do you
like that? Because I became a big dog
in the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You look back, that's that
value. It would have aged
well. Fad Joe and that big.
Y'all, let me tell you something.
I don't get high.
Okay.
But one of my most,
poor outer body experiences
where I felt I was high
was in the movie Booty Call.
I could not believe this shit.
This shit was so hilarious.
I must have watched this shit
30,000 times
and every time got funnier and funnier and funnier.
You knew that shit was going to be crazy?
No.
No, no, no.
Because here's the thing, booty call came from a joke.
Like, I did not know that booty car was going to be something that's just going to stick.
That's 30 years ago, bro.
Like, that's insane.
Like, I did, the first time I did, the joke was at Uptown and Harlem.
And the joke came from Mike Tyson.
Because if you remember, Mike Tyson got caught up in Indiana.
So I read the article with Mike was like, I just asked to come to the room for a second.
We were talking.
And I'm like, at three in the morning?
And she missed Indiana, that's a booty car, right?
I said it just like that, and I said, oh, shit, I'm on to something.
I went on stage and I kept playing with it until I got it down there, right?
Boom, shit took off.
Life crazy, movie, comedy, Taco Bell commercials, Foodie Call.
I've seen the shit on Friends.
I've seen people say it on sick.
They jacked that shit.
They jacked the shit out of me.
What if I thought?
I did not, Jeter.
No, no, we don't have a bad and shit.
But what about the, yesterday's pricing, today's price.
I watched bank conversions, dudes dancing and all that shit.
And I was like, yo, could we sue?
We got sue everybody.
It was like, no, sir, you don't have it, you know.
You don't have that pattern.
But the scene with the fucking the Reynolds rap or the plastic, what the fuck?
That was, that was, that was, that was shit was with Jamie.
That was with Jamie and Tommy Davidson, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I didn't do, I didn't do the movie.
They did the movie
You came up with the term
I came with the term
And then what happened
I was supposed to do that movie
I chose to do Love Jones
I just did a comedy special call
Booty Call
Then the movie came out Booty Call
And I said I want to be a dramatic actor
So I said
I'm gonna jump off in this movie
With these real actors
To kind of flip it
And that's why I wasn't in that movie
But I was offered that movie
That's almost like being a Disney star
But how to be a play
It was still
That was my shit
Yeah yeah yeah
But how to be a play
That was good.
So I went zigzag.
So I went dramatic, Hollywood.
Then came back with how to be a player.
So that was like 95-ish.
That was dope.
They stereotyped you and just make you like,
like Fadjo always been a killer in every movie.
Even if fucking, what's the, you?
I could see you as a.
You saw me in night school.
I'm beating the guy up, stabbing him and fucking with comedians.
It's like they always want me to kill somebody.
Yeah, but it's your voice, though.
Your voice.
But I can see you as a good chef, though.
I was a conductor.
I could see you as a chef.
Nobody wants me to be a chef, a school bus driver, nothing.
It's always he's a mafia killer, something.
He's a criminal.
He's a bitch.
I can't shake the shit.
Yeah, if you was a school teacher, you'd still be a killer.
You got to be willing to wear the different haircuts like Samuel.
You got to throw an helmet.
I'm like the Mexican dude that every role he's victory and he kills somebody.
You mean, I shit you, man.
What's the shit?
What's his shit?
What's his shit, train and dray?
I fucking shit you.
What's the training day
The Mexican guys
You ever hear your shit
Pushed in on me
I'm like the New York
You ever had your shit
Pushed it in a moment
Homie they always
Guess what Joe
We got a roll for you
What's that?
You're a drug dealer killer
Oh really an assassin
As well
Thank you
Thank you very much
Ten toes down
Ten toes down
That shit crazy
You know he calling me
the greatest storyteller in there.
Yes, sir.
I think her. Hold up.
You got some stories, Joe.
Man, I'll tell you who could take me out.
Who you? See, Joe, I wanted to do, and still want to do.
I tell you you could take you out, Barbara Walt.
No.
I want to do a stand-up.
Not a stand-up, a one-man show.
Oh, yes.
It's all about stories in my life.
I had a segment of it, which somebody's going to steal now when they hear this,
where I would take, and Bill Ballyme was at,
in the tennis. I'd be like, yo, Bill, come up here and tell your Ellis story. And after you
finish, I got to come with a better one. So I had, like, Norrie on the list. I had
Irv Gotti, rest and peace on the list. All the greatest storytellers. And I was going to go,
like, they tell a story, like, Rick Ross, you know, Rick Ross can't at the studio one
time. He had just had that heart scare. He had something with his heart. Right.
And for some reason, he called us in the first place he wanted to come was Cool and Jay's
too. I don't know why.
So he shows up.
And we're chilling and we're just there.
And he just goes, fentanyl.
You touch it.
I don't understand.
From the jungles of Mexico, maybe sent a no.
Plastic ain't enough.
You smell through the plastic.
You hot.
I'm trying to, the minute that man stop, I said,
Sampu, Sampu, Sampu.
He looked at me like, oh shit.
I said, Sampu.
I said, yo, it's like 88.
We used to walk down the block
and tell the Dolphine, sample, sample, sample.
And they come and I throw it in the air
and they'll dive like pigeons.
I don't know why I try to one-up everybody
in every story ever created.
Joe, I don't know.
I think you are one of the greatest storytellers
because you just been in the shit so long
and you got good stuff.
You got...
Isn't it about timing?
Yeah, it is.
But you got to think Joe, for hip-hop,
Joe been around every single person.
You need a cabin with a fireplace.
With a flannel with snow outside.
Yo.
Just telling hip-hop and gangster stories.
Yo, you, the one that had me in Tess,
when you said, you wanted to meet Bruno Mars
because you heard he was Puerto Rico.
Yo, that shit had me.
He's just seen this thing to be producing this shit last night at the Harbor View.
He ain't want the ball feed.
Like, he didn't want it.
He knew he ain't want that.
But that Bruno Mars shit crazy, huh?
Yo, the Bruno is so fucking funny because I didn't see the punchline coming.
I'm thinking Bruno Mars Filipino.
Like, I'm in L.A.
That's what I do.
I thought Bruno Mars is Filipino.
I did not know he was 1,000% Puerto Rican.
He was both.
He was both.
Okay.
But I didn't know.
the other one because he didn't give you no love
but ain't God.
I think we did something
I think we did something to his dad
or somebody in a relative.
Who was very bad guy.
Talk to him.
They beat up his father.
I don't know the lies.
I would go to White Castle
who somebody say someone
smack his cheek off.
Like in the two in the morning
and everybody waiting for
fucking White Castle.
I turn around
and finish the onion race.
Trying to hit me
with the Yulelele
He's cool.
Oh, the flag.
But my point is,
what's up,
the way he reacted, I said,
we must have.
Somebody did,
terrorist cards a pig,
but,
you know,
but yeah,
that's one of them.
I got a story.
You said you,
you said you want me
to tell you a crazy story?
I need a stroke.
I got one for you.
I don't know,
I don't think I ever told this one.
So I'm brand new.
I'm coming up in a game.
I'm on MTV.
So I'm hosting this,
like,
showcase Puff is there
I don't know big yet
Big is brand new
I want to say it's Webster Hall
but I'm not sure where it's at
so Puff comes up to me
and I'm hosting the June
he's like yo man this is when they was calling them
notorious B-I-G
he wasn't Biggie yet he was just notorious
B-I-G and they something legally came
he couldn't say that name he had to become Biggie
whatever case of point
you know switch Biggie to Notory
right yeah so
He was Biggie first.
He was Biggie first.
Any Swiss and notorious B-I-G.
You with me?
All right, that's where we at.
So, you know, when you host and they come up with you with a little bit of, you know, information.
They write it down and say, this is my man, new artist right here, you know, make sure the shit going to get crazy, but don't bug out.
Shit going to get crazy, but don't bug out.
So I don't know that Big got this song called Party and Bullshit.
And so 50 motherfuckers come on stage, and I'm thinking it's a riot, but it's a party.
of the song.
And so I'm hosting
and I'm about to give it up.
Oh, he thought it went.
He thought it popped.
Did you run out the back door?
Bro.
No, Belknit.
Did you run out the back door?
No, but it was so crazy
because I was like,
yo, what the fuck?
I'm hosting it.
It's a riot.
And then they was like
throwing each other around
and pushing this shit.
Party and bullshit.
And I'm like, yo, this is bullshit.
Because I'm about to die like a motherfucker,
right?
And then, rap of the song
was all.
everybody left. But in that moment, it was
like a mosh pit. Did you ever see
that live? I thought... They fake
to have a fight, and then the song comes back.
And they had it
in the movie, but the guy that was
in the movie, to me, it was actually
me. That was me
doing that scene. That was
that scene in the movie came from that moment.
I was in Lebanon.
Mm-hmm. Just Lebanon.
I was
in Lebanon.
Right?
I had a show.
That's what they call me Ali Kishanis.
Alam al-a-a-a-a-lakem all my people.
I do a show in Lebanon.
It's so incredible.
I come back to this hotel.
Right.
When I come back,
three guys stand up like synchronized swimming.
Fadjo, my brother.
So I look at how are you doing?
The guys.
The guys are waiting for you.
Ooh.
the guys
they want to shoot rockets
with you I said
huh
the Taliban
they love you
they wait
I said my asshole got this tight
okay
I met the Taliban
right
the Taliban
there's no fucking bullshit
so I'll tell me
hey my plane's already
leaving this I get upstairs
I grab them bags
so fucking fast
I went to the airport
Like one in the morning,
the shit ain't take off to 10 in the fucking morning.
Like, I ran to the airport.
You was real pre-check.
The real Taliban.
Shoot rockets with them.
Came through.
It was like, you know, shoot rockets?
Fuck out of it.
Yo, I ran so fast to that airport.
I was like, let's go, let's go.
And everybody knew.
They heard that shit.
They was like, yo, we got out of here.
Fuck that.
Let's go.
We stood in the fucking airport overnight.
Just shook to death.
It was down with you.
Fuck that.
Man, look.
Anyway, that's one.
Yo.
We got one.
Hey, I got another one for you.
So this is another one.
This is a big story.
We on the stoop.
Can I get you this one?
I want to hear it.
I don't think I ever told this one.
So we in Lake Havasu.
We're doing, remember Lake Havisoo?
Didn't you do it?
Remember when we did this spring break?
Spring break, I think.
You was there.
You was there.
It was like 92.
I'm thinking.
Roughly, 90, no, four, four, 94.
I don't fucking even have the bounty around this here.
Now yet, he ain't had no balance.
So get this, so big is, big is on now.
Nobody knows big cannot swim.
So I don't know if you remember this shit.
We had the pods on the water, right?
So in Lake Haviswood, this is my first time going to Arizona.
I get there, they tie off the boats and they party from boat to boat to boat.
A bunch of white kids, they're having a good time.
They drink.
It's hot than a motherfucker, right?
And so Big had to be on the pod.
So I'm standing there.
And Biggs was like, man, how the fuck I would get on that paw, nigga?
I said, what's the problem?
He was like, nigga, I can't swim, nigga.
With my father's falling in that water, nigga.
I was, swear to God.
And I was like, yo, Big, they're not going to let you fall in the water.
It was like, no, man, I got to do my shit.
on lung, bugo.
But they had them floaty.
I don't know you.
I think you was there.
There was them big, go back and look,
I cannot make this up.
I don't know how they hypnotize them like 18 to get big on that pod
because he was terrified of falling in the water.
That just popped.
You want to know who was crazy, right?
So I was going to tell you.
He got one.
No, no, I actually don't have one,
but I'm going to tell you about one.
Okay.
Listen, somebody can put Fat Joe out of business in the storyteller game.
I'm watching one day on Instagram, and Will Smith decided to tell a story.
Okay.
He said, man, I'm hosting the BET Awards, everything beautiful.
This one and that one's there.
He said Michael Jackson was in the audience.
He said all of a sudden it turned into a riot.
He says his whole life he wanted to meet Michael Jackson.
Will Smith, you want to beat Michael.
So he said they rushed him out all his security.
And he said they threw him in a closet.
He said he was in the closet.
It was pitch black.
And he was in there like, you know, the whole place was wild.
And he heard a voice.
He said it was Michael Jackson.
They threw him in the same closet.
He was like, hey, Will.
Will turned around and it was like, huh?
He didn't even know what to say.
He said, yo, I met everybody in the world.
He didn't even know what to say.
said, oh shit, Mike, Mike said,
that guy's shit guys, he's messing
it up again. I don't know,
he got so much fun. When I saw
that shit, it was like
I knew Fat Joe's
storytelling days is over.
When I seen Will Smith tell his story,
he's like, all right, Will, it's
time to go. I was like, yo,
don't let this man start telling stories.
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Well, we have all been through stuff that this is the beauty of hip-hop to me that, you know, is so amazing.
We have had the pleasure of being in the circle
so many talented people, right?
The era is never coming back.
Thank God we're alive to tell the stories
because the young people can't go back and meet Michael Jackson.
They can't go back and meet big,
can't go back and meet Tupac.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I've had, you've had, I mean, godly,
we can go on for days because they're like little movies in our mind.
Like, you make me think of stuff that I wouldn't think of because I'm just sitting here talking.
and you're like, oh, that reminds me of boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, that's crazy, but you know, I've never met MJ.
What was it like meeting Michael Jackson?
That's the one guy.
You remind me in the window hotel, no way.
You saw him.
Yeah, like this.
You know, when I interview Michael Jackson, right?
And I'm going to tell you right now, I was so nervous
because Michael Jackson was the only artist to ever debut
his video on every network simultaneously.
I don't know if you remember that.
You remember that?
And I was the guy in the middle of Times Square.
Get ready for the history.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
That was me.
I was writing in the middle of Times Square.
Remember the time, though?
No, it was, it was Scream.
Remember?
Screen.
Scream.
Scream.
With him and Janet.
Yeah.
Which blew up.
So check this out.
So I'm at Sony Music.
And they're like, yo, Mike coming in.
Be ready.
It's going to be open women.
You know, that's about the.
worst thing they could do to people like yo mike's coming yo like you see how this it's a bunch
of people in here just imagine this times too for michael jackson security publicists his team
the record label team mike was rolling heavy i will never forget this is how i realized
michael jacks's big star in the world right mike had to go to the bathroom it was with you yo
they went in the bathroom it was a dude on the toilet my man was like break it off fam my man was
was like, I'm not done.
He said, I'm not done.
He said, you done.
Boom.
The door of my man had to wipe his ass.
Get out.
I told you that story about God 5,001.
He said his daughter called him her and said,
now, pop, is Joe Capon?
My man, God, 5,001, the designer,
they, Rodney Jerkis tell him, yo, come down to hit factory.
Right.
You're going to do some shit for Michael Jackson.
Right.
So he gets Poppy.
Shout out the poppy, me Dominicano.
He gets Poppy who's with him.
He says, yo, Poppy.
We're going downtown.
We're going to be somebody really, really, really, really famous.
He said, he said, Art Kelly.
He said, no, it's now Aunt Kelly.
He says, more famous.
So guys in the studio, and nobody's there yet.
So guys said, y'all, I'm going to use the bathroom.
He said, he went to use the bathroom, and that shit happened.
They started looking.
They was like, you come in now.
He was taking the piss.
M.J. walked in.
He said, he pissed on himself.
Got 5,001.
and ran out.
He didn't even take the order.
And he was like, yo, Poppy, let's go.
Papa, he was like, yo, but what's the matter?
He was telling him, be careful.
He pissed on himself and ran out the bitch.
But he was wrongly with.
Michael.
He fucking missed the order.
He was embarrassed.
He pissed on himself.
Bro, Michael Jackson's security was heavy, bro.
And here's the thing.
So I'm the host.
I got all these questions and shit, right?
I got like 20 questions that I think every fan would want to ask my
Jackson, they looked at that list.
They was like, he's going to answer this, this,
they killed my whole list.
I was sitting there like, won't, won, won't.
That's when Sony music, that's when Tommy Mottola, you know,
that era of, yeah, they was, they was the mob at that point.
My bad.
You point in that fee.
That's my guy on Tommy Mottola, man.
That's your guy.
Everybody come up here and call it the mob.
Yo.
Toler's killing people, everything.
He's my friend, man.
He's your buddy.
I was, I never.
You know, I saved Tommy Matola.
Yeah, right.
Tommy, you told me I could say this story when it happened.
Go ahead, Joe.
Tommy Metola invites me to breakfast upstate.
Right.
So we drive up there.
He's probably the only motherfucker that can get me up there like that.
So he says, Joe, let's go eat breakfast and me and up.
Rich go up there.
He lives over there.
Where did Remy do the time at?
What's that jail?
Nah, she did it upstate.
No, she was in, girl, was in, no, it was only one.
Bethlehill.
Yeah.
She was in Bethlehill.
Right.
Right.
By the way, besides that jail, it is fucking beautiful up there.
Right.
Drop dead, gorgeous trees, bass.
The point is, I go in this place.
Tommy orders this big pancake.
We eat and he starts choking.
He starts choking.
Like, you gave him the hymn?
I was about to give him the hot.
Listen, I'm like,
Tommy, are you okay?
Tommy, are you okay?
I'm like, you're rich.
Tommy, are you okay?
He's like,
this motherfucker's choking the depth.
We got to give him the hymlet.
Then the shit finally went down.
He said, hold up, Joe.
I said, Tommy, you almost died on us.
I was about to give you the hamlet.
You said, yeah, you could tell a fucking story
if you want, Joe.
You save Tommy Betola.
Fuck it.
My fuck almost died in front of me.
Oh,
the man was choking.
No, if you don't put enough...
Not the regular choking.
Yeah, that shit, the them thickragers get caught in your throat.
I swear to God, that man was like...
I was like, but Tommy, he was like, look.
You know, when that happens...
What was he doing?
You never really...
I was like, yo, Tommy.
He was like...
He was like, yo, I was like,
yo, Tommy, are you sure?
Are you all...
You're rich.
I'm looking at Rich.
I think the Heimlich.
You know how to do that I'm...
He was going...
He just fucked up.
And I'm like, no way.
Fucking Tommy Mottola is going to die.
Tommy Mottola.
That's the song we did.
Live down the road.
Boop and boom.
I'm like, no, fucking...
Not with that.
Joe.
I'm like, yo, shit.
The craziest shit.
We have...
What did they do?
I was like...
This is the real deal
I got scared to death
I'm fucking catching anxiety
explaining it to you
It was the real deal
I swear to God
It was the real deal
But I'm gonna tell you the craziest shit
The craziest shit is
We leave
Tommy Tommy's going in his car
I don't know what it was
A bayback stuff
Something fucking incredible
And the man turned around
He said hey I know you like to tell stories
Yeah fucking tell a story
You say Tommy's been talking
They killed me.
Jumped in the car.
My man, Jay to cry it.
God damn.
He hit me with the cap of the cap.
He was like, I know you like telling stories.
Can't tell him why you same time he would tell him.
Get out of your shit.
Kits in the car breaks out.
I'm like, you know.
Yo, that really do.
Look, I'm not, we can't demand.
Who is he doing?
Yo, I'm trying to tell people this shit really happened.
Like, he was eating up.
He said,
I'm like
I see
yo
Tommy are you okay
now I'm scared
to fucking death
Tommy I love you
I don't want Tommy
Mattola
but I don't know you Tommy
I don't want Tommy Matola
to die
on you
on a fat joke
so I'm like
I'm terrified
what was Rich gonna do
Rich was standing there
he might know the hymn
Rich was sitting there I said yo Rick
Do you know the Heimlich?
You know, Tommy's like a fucking real deal.
He's a real deal.
He's a real deal.
The last thing he wants is the Heimel.
And he definitely don't want mouth to mouth possessive.
No, he don't want the Heimlich.
Tommy don't want the Heimlich, so he's dealing with it on his own time.
Let me get something.
He's coordinating it.
That hurt me.
Bill.
Jay to him.
Jay to the week over here.
Kill me, Bill.
No, no.
He's coordinating the shit.
Shit, like he's trying to figure out how I'm going to get at...
Tommy's a real deal.
Yo, Jada, you crying, go?
Yeah.
Yo.
You said it's funny, bro.
Woo.
Tommy, I love you, Tommy.
Tommy, I want to be like you when I go off.
What was he doing one more time?
No, you got to...
No, no.
It's not a laughing matter.
It's not a laughing matter.
What I'm trying to tell you is I was scared to death.
Show me what he was doing.
You thought it was funny?
If you thought that was one of the funniest shits I ever said?
Eddie Murphy never threw the red leather suit on no more.
Did I get one more?
What was he doing?
His shit.
He was, you know, I was scared.
I was terrified.
I'm telling y'all about a real story in light.
You're missing the funniest point of the whole shit.
Nothing funny.
You missing the hole?
I go ahead, huh?
Go down off that.
The man is all the way stable.
He's good.
I walk him to the car.
You know, Tommy Mottler's the dawn.
Yeah.
I walk him to the car.
Mike got like a brand new fucking made back.
I never got money with him, but he's just my guy.
But he went into some fly-ass car.
He turned around.
He said, all right.
Dad.
I know you like to tell stories.
Tell him how you fucking save Tommy Beto.
Go ahead, Joe. Tell you your story.
So, right, Tom.
All right, T.
Pulled off.
I saw all this one.
I'm saving this shit for Bill Belize.
Yo.
Bro.
This is the mother.
That was a great one, man.
I would have killed me if I was there.
Oh, my God.
You just reenacted and it's killed.
No, no, but you're not listening.
I was really scared.
Like, I'm not trying to tell you.
I was terrified.
I don't want nobody to die in front of me, let alone.
Tommy Mattoe.
Tommy Mattoe.
You know what kind of.
I had one of the cutting things.
It wasn't with Tommy Matole.
Who was it with?
One of my men's from my block.
He caught the Heinleck?
You can't catch the hind.
Nah, he went, he had some.
He had a seizure.
Some, it was somewhere that mixed with something.
Like, he went, I lost them.
He died?
He was driving?
No, no.
I lost him for a minute.
Like, he left for a minute.
Driving?
Listen, he used to drive me home.
I used to give him bread to drive me.
me to the crib.
He'll come pick me up one day.
He go get to apple juice.
He come out.
He's like, yo, you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Now, we're going over the hill.
We're going to get on the sawmill.
We're going to get on the spraying, I think.
Now we go in Wyoming,
a lot of hills like San Fran.
Right.
He go over, come down.
Now, I don't know where he buses
of you and goes back up.
And I'm like, is his GPS telling me
with traffic over?
I'm giving in the benefit of the doubt.
Now he starts, like, talking about the 86 bets.
He starts blacking out, or he's not there, man.
Now I'm like, oh, Lord, please, Lord.
Oh, shit.
Look, he's on, he's in the driver's side, though, cry.
I'm in the passage.
Now I'm praying 75 all fathers.
Bish me a law.
I'm doing everything.
I'm scared to death.
Yeah, like you, this is worse than Tommy because he's on the wheel.
Yeah.
You over pancakes, he's on the wheel.
Right.
Me, look.
And he started going like,
he's talking gibberish.
Oh, my God.
I'm saying, please, Lord.
I'm looking at him.
I'm looking at the thing to put it in park.
I'm saying, me, I contact the day for Park.
I call his name one time loud.
Now he's came back.
Yo, kids, what's up?
When soon as he did that, me, Pop.
As soon as I threw it in Park,
He stepped on the cat.
He would have went into the bill.
Are you kidding me?
Now people's honking, eh.
They see it's me.
Yo, kids, you are I?
I'm trying to come.
Yeah, good.
I really not, though.
Oh, my, get out.
I go around.
I get him out.
Unbuckled his seatbelt.
Put him, get him out the car.
Put him in the passenger.
Get in.
Now I'm trying to, like, he's going in and out.
Hey, yo, what's your wife?
A number to the hospital?
Listen, what's your wife?
What's your wife?
Keep asking him his wife
And then he finally got it
I took him to his wife
I wiped his sweater
I was half
I was discobbin lady
And then he didn't know
He was probably having a stroke
He didn't know nothing
He didn't know what that
You said the apple juice
I thought maybe it would be like a diabetes
Yeah yeah maybe
He got some other
You know a lot of people
Even with my mom
Oh shout out to St. John's
The nurses on the fifth floor
And the eighth floor
Thank you my mom
a lot of times when you go
when you don't take your medicine
it could cause like a
some shit you gotta take your medicine
you gotta take your medicine
that's one of the biggest killers is when people
you're diabetic
but you still want to act like you're not diabetic
you're not taking that's what fuck my brother
up he walking around like he ain't
diabetic I'm like you're June did you take
your medicine you're diabetic then he's over here
he won't type of cakes and shit
I went to what we did the 50th
anniversary of hip hop
in Yankee Stadium
I went to we had a
sweet
yeah
so my brother's diabetic
the guy who takes
care of him is diabetic
I walk up in that bitch
they're having cakes
and regular salt
I'm like
I'm like
I'm looking down
like yo these dudes want to die
yeah yeah
shout out the Thor
they're trying to kill himself
I sat next to my brother
I said
I was so happy that day
but I sat next to him
but I was like
I see your Joe
he was like yo Joe
I was like
what the fuck
fuck you doing drinking pepsies and cake and cake no he was on it on it on it on it on it and
you know that's the worst thing you could do is like lie to yourself like you take your medicine
man it's a lot of people like that there's people like that are bipolar yeah right that they
don't like how the medicine feels and then they don't take the medicine and they and they
bug the fuck out yeah you know you was shook boy I would have been shook
Yeah, well, you knew something was wrong.
Yeah, he went out on me, he started talking about the,
they started talking J-D-9 Mets and shit like that.
It was crazy.
He started going to the hip.
Wow.
And he hit the hip-div-div-div-div-div-div-up, and he hit the gas.
That boy, KISS was trying to, yo, this is an art.
He had to figure out where to throw that shit all park.
Yeah, he was looking.
He was just waiting.
You need that moment.
Okay, at what time am I going to do the fucking?
Save my life.
You saved your life in his life.
He said, dude on this bitch and dive over.
Put the bitch on pop
As soon as I threw it in park
His wife knew he was bugged out
He floored
When you brought him
He wasn't bug out
He was at a thing
He ain't bugged out
But she knew he had the thing
Yeah yeah she took him
Well if he was doing the apple juice
I'm gonna say he was diabetic
So he's probably going in the shot
Low blood sugar
So he so he was
His coherency was probably off
Because he's doing the apple juice
Probably to bring the sugar level
I'm diabetic
One time that shit happened to me
Because when you take your medicine
You gotta eat
Yo, diabetes is a trick, man.
The fucking insulin, if you don't eat,
then you go into a coma, so you've got to eat.
So he's almost like it keeps you fat,
but that's not the point.
The point is, I take the medicine.
I'm going to the...
You're like the ocean side.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
I'm on my way to a restaurant,
and then at that point, my sugar drops.
Right.
And sometimes you don't even know how to tell people.
So I had to run in the store,
get an orange store.
juice, but that shit was feeling
that's probably one of the worst feelings I haven't
because it's too much sugar. No, no, no.
This shit was low. Once I drank
the Irish juice, I was okay, but when it dropped
that's one of them feelings, if you're not diabetic,
nobody, they can't, you do not want that.
You do not want that. That shit is some real
shit, you know what I'm saying? Tell us about
the Christmas joint you got going on.
Oh, okay. It's called Worst Christmas
ever. It's a comedy,
it's family, you know what I'm saying? It's a clean
can cut movie, but it's about love.
You know, it's about a guy who, you know,
was going through a divorce doing the holidays,
and he's trying to decide if, you know,
can you get the family together for the sake of the holiday?
And, you know, we got to make the right choice,
family over everything, you know what I'm saying?
The kids are coming in,
and the feelings are weird because the wife is moving on
and he ain't moving on yet, you know,
so that I think it's a really fun vibe.
And then also there's a lot of comedy,
and then obviously, you know, I do that,
I do that very well.
Man, let me tell you something.
How do you feel about, you've been with your wife 24 years?
How do you feel about your wife or her friends getting divorced
and they're sitting down together talking that divorce shit, that misery love competition?
Yeah.
You know, to me, I think what you just...
Man, she comes back like she's fully charged with that.
Nage, arrows, all the type of shit.
Rockets.
Bitchy ain't shit.
They all ain't shit.
They're getting divorced.
It's the epidemic.
Yeah.
It's tough, man.
Like, to me, I think the thing is,
is just keep your house private, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
You can, like, I'm very select about what I'm putting on social media,
what I'm letting access get to.
Because once you start putting people in your house,
they're in your house.
Yeah.
And they start affecting, yeah,
they get to change the attitude of your house
or the altitude of your house, right?
And so to me, I think private should be private.
Like, I hate how people put so much personal stuff
on social media
like if me and Jada got a beef
I'm gonna talk to Jada
I'm not gonna go on
social media and then say something
and then Jada got to go on
and then come back
I'm old school I'm like yo
we on some man shit like yo man I thought
and it might not even be an issue
it might be some misunderstanding
he didn't even see
now it turned into something
because Jada cousin called
your bill talking reckless
you see what I'm saying it just keep building
let me tell you something
they offered me
all types of money
to have like a reality show
but I knew I wouldn't have a wife
after one seat
nah no
because you know I'm the type
I go yeah you know this this that
and I walk away and like bitch
like that shit on camera
oh yeah you done
you're done you cooked
like you cook
you do that shit to yourself
you know you walk away
yo what happened
you don't a fucking
I'm done
I'm cooked
yeah yeah
and that's when the cousins
get involved
and everyone starts
having, you know, opinions about your personal life, right?
And to me, it kills love.
It kills love.
But also, too, it's that, you know, I think as men, you know, I think we have to protect
the crib, you feel me?
And then you get a chance to create your home, how you want your home.
You do your job.
You go out, you be the best Joe, you be the best dinner.
Then you come home and then you be the best at home, right?
But they can't be blended.
It's no different than Schwarzenegger or, I mean, is your job.
And you go home, when I go home, I'm Jason.
There you go.
You don't know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but he was knocking the bait off.
I thought that's what I meant.
He was fucking Milano.
He told you I'll be back.
Let me use the rest of myself.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I think at the, hey, Joe, you left your money, man.
You going to the strip up.
You know he could.
I got.
Oh, shit.
He dropped the fucking, he dropped the, he dropped my laws on.
I thought it was this.
I didn't see when he dropped Mottagatoni over there.
Holy shit.
He put his whole shit.
Look, I see it.
I put everything like this shit.
I thought he dropped something light.
I'm about to hold it for.
He dropped the fucking Mickey Rudy.
Oh, shit.
I thought I was the only one who came outside with those.
He got the Mickey Rooney.
He paid for everything cash.
Yeah.
You dropped the Mickey Rooney.
You're all your money right there.
You just dropped your wallet.
I looked over there.
You dropped the old fucking boat there.
I thought you just dropped that.
You dropped in Bentley.
You're going to the Monica and those shit.
You're treating.
No, no, I ain't going like this.
I'm going on some shit.
Monica's shit?
I know you told me.
Man, Andy, I look like I'm in the fucking Swiss.
Watch.
I'm going to look like a stupid hero.
As tonight, I've been waiting a whole year for that.
Then I was trying to figure out how I'm going.
on the bum rush
just sneak in
with my wife
I would have
did it with me
and you could have
did it perform
together
and made it much
more easy
bro
so the point is
I've been dying
to go
I was going
no matter what
but I didn't have
no seats
and then they
call me
and say
yo we want
you to perform
and I said
that's
even
now I can sneak in
my wife
or best friends
and shit
like that
Fred Joe
performing live
but I'm coming
in there
looking like a
mother
a fucking movie
up in that bitch
You're going to go get it.
Because the story is, 20 years from now,
they're going to be like one time during the holidays,
Granny and Monica was on tour,
and they went to Brooklyn,
and they brought out fat Joe and boy.
Yeah, you got to do it.
He come out in that white cocaine, Fendi for a laser,
looking like he's a lotting in that bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you got to do it be.
You know, it got to be like that.
That's an everlasting moment.
Dude with the goggles on him coming with the goggles and shit.
Oh, that's how you doing it?
No, I'm acting up.
That's why, you know, I brought out the, you know, that would be artillery.
You know what I'm saying?
We got to shine.
You're a flawed dude, though, Joe.
I give you your flabbles, man.
You always had a crazy swag about yourself.
Two minutes.
Listen, Eddie Murphy, have you seen the documentary?
No, I have not.
I'll have to.
Everybody says phenomenal.
Everybody says phenomenal.
Again.
Anything with Eddie Murphy, any stories with Eddie Murphy?
Because I'm on like, I'm on the Eddie Murphy, man.
I did not realize how much I loved him until I've seen this doctor.
You know, I'm the guy they threw out of the movie theater when Raw came out.
Oh, I was about to say.
I thought he was about to say they wanted him for 48 hours.
I thought he was about to say that shit, too.
Let me tell you something.
Eddie Murphy, Raw.
The whole projects, it was a hundred of us.
And I'm talking about garrulic, bums.
We all, we had that adolescent bum shit.
Right.
Guys sneaking in the movie theater with 40 yonths and all that.
We, 40, yon, like, is the most ghetto pissed-smelling fucking movie theater you ever seen in your life.
I got a quick hit him.
All the 100 of them.
Right.
I'm the only guy got thrown out the movie.
I was laughing.
I'm a son.
Oh, my God.
See before you laugh too much.
Smoking, me and Stiles, they kicked us out.
What?
Me Stows and Kaye.
They kicked us out.
We woke up, cracked.
The whole Bay Plaza was empty.
The movie theater is the parking lot.
Hey, y'all was high as fuck.
That means people had to see her sleeping on the staircase, all of that.
We opened the door.
And y'all was already to lock?
Y'all was already the locks.
We didn't have a album out yet, no.
No, we was about to be popping.
And then we, our dudes came around one last time.
But they was about to go home.
The whole shit was empty.
It was no more workings, no more people there.
God damn.
That Ubani.
Kastu?
Bouda.
That's that poppypudo, nigga.
You smoked that shit.
Let me tell you something.
I'm in the house with my motherfucked smoking.
And they smoking so much.
And that secondhand smoke is real because I'm watching BET.
And they got my man.
my man.
Lavelle
Crawford.
Lavelle Crawford.
The man looked like a human Eminem.
Yeah.
He had some suit on.
He was so fucking fat.
His head looked like I thought
the Eminem was talking to me.
Like Eminem and Peanut?
Yeah.
I thought the thing was the Eminem and Peanut
talking to me.
He was like,
you know,
crack is a hell of a drug.
I was like,
ah!
That wasn't we.
That's not me.
I never smoked.
But I'm telling you,
it was like you
the studio and the 20 guys
is smoking. I'm looking at him. He looked like a human
Eminem. He had a suit on. His head was
when he was like, crack. You know, I'm tired
of smoking crack. I did, yo, this
was the funniest shit
ever seen in my life.
Y'all Bill Bellamy, thank you, man.
This ain't that. That ain't
this. It's cracking kiss.
Make some noise for our guests.
Bill. Thank y'all, man.
I love
y'all, man.
Shades fruit.
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