Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Zohran's shoutout, Snoop Dogg-50 Cent debate, Grammys picks, SMELLIEST rappers

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are ringing in the new year and they’re ALREADY the talk of the culture, with Jada going viral twice-over after his shoutout from New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani at his inauguration and his video walking solo through the city made waves on the internet. Joe makes the promise that 2026 will be Joe and Jada’s year, and on top of that prediction they make their picks for the 2026 Grammys coming up on February 1. How many awards will Clipse take home for ‘Let God Sort Em Out?’ Can any song touch “Luther” by Kendrick Lamar featuring SZA in its categories? Tune in for that and more, including Joe catching Joe Budden at the Knicks game with the glizzy in plain view, a thorough dissertation on the smelliest rappers in hip hop, and a debate on who the most famous rapper in the world is right now between Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent. 3:30 - Jada's viral start to 2026 8:30 - Joe hibernated over the holidays 15:00 - Joe explains "the dirty section" 19:30 - Knicks are spiraling 22:00 - When Terror Squad met The Iron Sheik 25:00 - Joe Budden had the glizzy in plain view 36:00 - Grammys predictions 42:00 - Smelliest rappers in hip hop 50:00 - Joe will stake his reputation on Fordham Road story 55:30 - Joe was 10 years old & saving neighbors with a machete 1:05:00 - Snoop Dogg vs. 50 Cent: who's more famous? 1:11:00 - Hard Rock Bet Presents: NFL Playoffs bets & odds [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the rumors is, one of our legendary legends, most legend, smells like shit, they said. Who's that? Yes, buddy. You first. You go, no, no, yeah, yeah, no. You go first. First don't say.

Who's the top of them? Stinkiest in a... Smell it, it smelled like shit. What up, y'all? This is the God Joe Crack. This is your boy, Jay. This is the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary, every show iconic.

I can't guarantee you safety today. I can't lie to you. Hove hit us with a birdie in there and said, I love your show the most. when you ain't even got guests. When you and Jada just going off the top, talking that shit. You know, my nigga,

oh, it was a professional curve. So he said he wanted to get us out the guest list. He bribed us up, told us he watched. I should have no guest. The show is I like when there's you and kiss. Rock sign. He ain't coming.

Hey, listen. That's all love. Perhaps a little save a piece for later. Oh? For no reason. Like, we need, we need that home interview. Good luck. Good luck, huh?

Good luck. Okay, listen, this ain't that, that ain't this. It's 2026. Ooh, boss. Mr. Viral. All right, first of all, you not. I need surgery. Serious?

I think so. I can say you to Dr. Rock. I got Dr. Rock. His name on the hospital. He's so ill when you walk in the hospital? His shit like this doctor. I don't want to do surgery, though. I don't want you to do...

I don't want you to do... I've been getting treatment on my knee. I was about to tell you. Let me get treatment. Major treatment. They do a sonogram. Sonic bleed it with some shit, like a sonogram. You know about that shit?

No shit, dog. And the cold shit. You got to hit on our eyes. Sonic Graham and... Hold up. You're trying to get away from the shit. What? I know you missed a viral.

You're not leaving me. So I'm just letting you know right now. This is to the... Chuckie. friends to the end. I'll pick up the shit on New Year's Eve and missed the 167,000 on the wrist, punched the shit out of your

man's if you come close. No security this, yo. Then the next day Mondami and I ain't even know you asked so many names. Jason, Sylvester DeLong, Johnson, Williams, aka Jadaeus,

aka J to the Y. I said, oh shit. We outside. Yo, you, what's up, man? It's a good start off of the year, man. That's just how I was feeling. For one, they made the street somehow wherever I had to go do the private party.

They made it co-ed. They blocked it off and let the people... Block it off and walk through? Look, yes, blocked off. It's people just fucking use the street, use this particular street that I got to go to. It's New York. brick ass.

The sprinters around it. You had a suit on. You ain't even had like a fur. I thought I was door to the, you know what I'm saying? They had a surprise for me. So to stay warm, I had to ventilate on the walk back to the sprinkler.

Let me explain, Selleria. Because of this show, I live in New York now full time. I've been living in Miami for 20-something years. The cold's inside of me. I'm walking around with the cold inside. If you go to the supermarket and you get by the fifth section

You know when that shit brick Nick I'm walking around with the colds inside of them The fifth section is crazy You're not even understanding I can't I'm not built this shit My dog or Miami dog He don't want to go outside He's going right to the door and piss right on the snow

And run back in that nigga He's like yo B Like Miami like what the fuck is going on This shit cold than Timmy Shalamee beating Michael B. Jordan for the fucking award. All right. Michael B

is up for sinners playing two smoking stack, right? With Charlemay movie, how did they see? Marty Supreme. That's the new one. It's in the... You can win that quick. How do you win the thing over the movie that just came? It can't be that.

What he bought for the box? Now, now... Oh, hold up. I can see. You know what I mean? I'm pro B. Jordan. Well, you're just Bob Dylan. Biggest song right in the world.

And let me tell you something. He played the fuck. That shit got him a Kardashian that shit right there. No, it's for Marty Supreme because Marty Supreme came out last year in 2020. I'm about to walk off the show. I'm about the boycott. He beat him with a movie that didn't come out yet. It just came out.

Christmas was good. By the way, guys, it was 2025 last year. week. That shit was last week. It came out. Sinners was out for three years. How that shit got one week? And it's just beat it. It's crazy. That's he won best actor for Marty Supreme. If it was the Bob Dylan, I understand. I got to see it. I ain't you saying it was better. I didn't see Bob Dylan. I'm just going on Bob Dylan being. No, no, no, no, no. That's why he won't. I saw Bob Dylan. That motherfucker, Timothy's shit that he.

Well, you ain't seen my miss. Legist. He pulled like a. Like a Leonardo. No, no, no, no. Michael B. Jordan. I'm a huge fan. I love Sinner's incredible movie. I don't know about Marty Supreme.

I ain't see it yet. My daughter said I would love it. I need Dr. Rock, dog. I got Dr. Rock for you. I need him right now. I want to go right after this. It was house. My shit is killing me, though.

See, karma. Listen, let me tell you, you said, you were fucking with me so. I got a tap. Your leg. It's common, dog. My shit's done. It's different, but I'm great.

It's not the needle. My shit's right. Ooh, this shit came back. You're going to tell me I'm great. By the way, I'm great. Let me tell you what I did for my Christmas holiday. And New Year's Eve, I stood home for the first time ever. I get drunk two times a year.

My birthday, New Year's Eve, I was so bad as a whistle. In my house, I've never, not even when I ain't have $2, When I had $100 in my pocket, I'm fucking party below zero. This is the first year in my life I ever stood home. And the wife was dancing with Dick Clark and all the miggins on TV. And I was just in my room watching the Game of Thrones. And I went like this. Yo, I almost set my crib on fire for Christmas.

Let me tell you something. My eyes on New Year's Eve was like this. It was so focused I've never felt In my soul like I was almost on your couch For New Year's Eve We got a couple of rooms

I was about to tell you Look out the window With me with my own family For New Year's Eve That's what we know We true partners Right Look what happened

Me Coming from the hood The bottom All you ever smelled Is garbage cans with fire And incinerated Me Call myself

Christmas Spirit the spirit, get the fireplace, get the chimney service. Hi, I'm going to Clark Griswall. I'm lighting the fire. I want to be by the fire, turn the lights off, the Christmas lights. I'm doing like Willie shit. Get the fire going. Forget the, they didn't tell me.

Overnight? It's a thing in the, it's a thing. You got a little carbon ready and you got old. Didn't open it. My crib was like lost vase. Every, you know, baby, baby. I had to open everything, get fans. My kids going crazy.

They just try to hit this shit with T-shirts. They having their own party. Try to get the smoke detectors out. I was going crazy. Now I'm calling my man. Yo, you didn't tell me him. I call you right back. Call me right back.

My crib is about to be. I'm about to be standing in the liver room. We got this shit out. The fire detectors was on for like three hours. because the smoke got to go, then the carbon dioxide. Did you call a fire department or you got it done yourself?

I mean, need it. I just, I fucked up. I had to call the Dominican lady, though. I burnt shit. I burnt. In the house. I fucked up a little bit of paint, soot.

I had to call the lady. You paint that shit? You ain't painted? I called it. God damn. You got to have been a good son and paint that shit. Now I'm not,

now, though, I'm big grills. Now my fires is me. I can live in the woods I'm mean or my shit just ain't one. So me, I had a big health scare. We know my knee got fucked up for no reason.

Old people, old people shit. Yeah, wait. So I had to go to Dr. Rock every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday get the special treatment to make sure my shit right. Now my shit is right, but I'm still going for maintenance

to get my shit super right. Then I went to the doctor. I'm skinnier than never. 242, and the man looked at me, Dr. Nate, man, he's crazy in Miami. He's the best doctor in the way, he's a genius. He looks at me, he goes, hmm, fast once a week, and I need you keto for like a month. I'm saying, what fast? Like, meaning like, order that's it.

So I had fast once a week for four weeks in a row, and I did keto. I wound up losing 12 pounds. No carbs. I haven't had a carb in a month. It's chicken, salad, broccoli, steak, this. Seafood, you know, I like sushi. So I get it with the cucumber, not the rice. Little seafood soup.

I'm batting a thousand, right? So I lost 10 pounds. I'm two-thirds. I ain't been like this shit since junior high. I'm telling you, I'm worried about my head getting like a bobble head. You know, and I told a doc, I said, you're a thousand. Let me tell you something. I don't want my face sunk in.

You know when they look like they face sunk it? I said, the minute that happened is back to the rice and the bread and the pasta. I'm not getting the sunken face. So pitching the shout out. I'm home, getting my A1C, meaning your sugar. If you got diabetes, getting my shit. My shit is perfect right now. Thank God.

I'm dealing now. So you go, my knee is great. But. I'm looking at Jada, New Year's Eve, 167 to the wrist. That suit was incredible, too. You had a, you had a mini suit on. You had a Manny for the Dior suit set up. You had that Dior suit.

Danny, you walked him up with that suit. Yo, Danny, that shit was crazy. He looked like money. He's talking his shit. So I'm looking at out of my business fun, I said, yeah. But the thing is, I'm looking at 2026 like this. And I'm going to be honest, cats. I've been successful a long time.

And I'm hungry like I was in Forest Projects. So I can't wait for 2026. I'm looking at that shit. I said, oh, this is my year. My man told me every year, yeah, year I said, no, not like this. I feel it in my soul. I feel it in my bones. We're going for everything this year.

I'm talking about no regular shit. I'm talking about 50 million, 100 million wild shit. Like, I'm tuned in for that. I stood home for four weeks, tuned in. Like, yo, listen, this is what's got to happen this year. If 50 million don't come up in this bank account this year, I got a problem. No, so I'm letting y'all know I'm coming on another level, pause. That ain't even a pause.

We're getting this money this year. No, no, we're getting this money on a different level. And so New Year's was great. We back at the show. I've been watching the dirty section. now y'all kiss no when you home all day no tell you something when you home all day you got to get on the youtube and it's the dirty section right and what does that mean joe they just talking shit about everybody mother father did they jumping in they talking shit they hate everybody right we call that shit a m radio good morning In Vietnam, we're not talking about the podcast that actually had followers. A bunch of losers, bums that think they know shit, they critique, they never did a song,

they did, there's this, the bums, the dirty section. So there's a king bum. There's a, listen, there's a king of the dirty section. Y'all, listen, there's a king of the dirty section. He's been the king for a couple of years, right? You know a type of nigger, we don't even let him know he lived like he exists, You know, you just got to be, oh, word, word, where he's talking, flagrant about everybody. The man go and announce he came up.

Y'all came up. I'm going to be in the FM dial. I'm going to have a real podcast with real people backing them up. One thousand podcasts, the dirty shit. They dragging this nigga through the mutton. No, you can't leave the dirty section. Fuck that Your mother's this

You fuck I never seen But he's the king of that He started that shit So they're coming at them When you see crabs in the barrel They're trying to get out of the barrel They keep pulling them The Dirty Section

I've never seen it More in my life They don't want this guy to come up This is their man This is the logo Yo They don't want this This man the logo of the dirty section

He announced You're not a real show No not We can't say it. We can't give that. But he said, y'all have a real show coming with real backing, right? You know, we're with the volume. He's with somebody else.

He got real backing. I never seen suicide bombers coming this man's way. It's 1,000 of them dissing them. Yo, when he was in kindergarten, yo, when he dissed this dead, he was in jail, he was pussy. Yo, they kill it, and he was the king. It's a such thing that when you're from the hood, your hood don't want to see you go like they don't want you to win win

you could be the king of the dirty section but they don't want to see you elevate and the guy sound like us now like he's in the clean section he's like yo man I'm not going to shot your names out because of somebody now and y'all want me to this shit is crazy I'm looking at this shit on real TV

I'm like yo this is crazy you got to be careful you know I commented on one of the dirty ones and he blew up the count. And I didn't really even say much. I didn't, you know, the guy disses me for 10 years straight. I say, you're nobody. You're irrelevant.

You've been blogging for 10 years, and no one knows you. You're a bum and your pussy. And this shit, you're talking, you definitely wouldn't be talking to me on the same block. Let's not even, like, you know how you gave cocky call five cars? We can't get that dig a city block. He won't be on 20.

And I'm on 23rd going, yo, dang, fuck you, you put Like, he ain't even in the hair of you. He's in another, he got to be in Soho with some shit to scream that shit at me. I'm saying, yo, bro. But every now and then, the dirty section that you need, I feel

like y'all can stop me and tell me if I'm wrong. But I feel like no matter how big you are, you know, we just announced Netflix, big deal. Jada Kis bragging about 167. Every now and then, no matter how big you are, you got to touch the dirt. rail.

Gotta go back to the trenches. You gotta listen to the third rail, curse a couple of niggas out for no reason. Yo, fuck your mother, this, that, you pussy guard. Smack your cheek off. It's whatever, nigga. You know, you gotta touch the third rail. That way they know, oh.

Yeah. He ain't all the way, boozy. The man ain't all the way. He's still talking. They need that shit sometimes. They want you to do it. And that keep you, you know, I'm a firm believing in that.

You gotta go, you got to do that. I got a quarterly You got a quarterly Outbursts? Yeah It's needed Listen man The Knicks lost four in the row

What is happening He's jumping in the inclusion I need We need Josh Hart back He's the glue He's like our draymond He does a lot of things That doesn't show up

On the stat sheet But when he ain't there It hurts us Significantly Significantly No no he is I mean he's the last person we can blame it on

because everybody else came back we still... Yeah, that's what we're hoping they still loses if he came back and Richard Robinson is back the shit that Troy did to us just respectful

We gotta get Kat back up here fluidity ain't right I don't know what's up with Kat man he's getting married he got engaged He could have It can be something wrong

with his feet He just got engaged You know like he could have cold feet If feet can be If feet ain't thawed up I hope it's that Because if it ain't, he's also a trade deadline is coming up. He can't, oh.

You live next door to West, man. Press him. West ain't telling me shit. He ain't moving. They're not going to pull the Giannis. They're not moving. John, there's somebody else. I'm starting to call Anthony Town.

No, not. Somebody. I didn't say. I'm not pointing a thing. I think we got everybody we need. I do believe that the Colette bitballing. Carl Anthony Town on his worst day. That's like Jadikis.

And his worst day, he's going to spit a hot 16. So Carl Anthony Town, even if he get a bullshit 18, he'll make a play this. He's a superstar till he getting screwed back and fluidity. Even if he fuck up, he's good. When you look at the score, it's still 20 points. You'd be like, all right. Did you see what Philly did to us? They obliterated us.

Obliterated. Detroit worse. Because they're the team. They had Detroit. The Detroit fucked us up with F. They didn't even have the old team. Started with San Antonio. Okay, she can't even fuck with San Antonio.

I told you about Wemby. Okay, she can't beat him. Wemby. Wemby got to come work out with me, man. Huh? Wimmy got to get a little more strong. Wemby, all right. He kills, but then he go out for five games.

As soon as you throw him down. I was thinking now of the day, right? I'm watching the own wrestling. now I've been home He's been home And I thought about the time We met the Iron Sheik Right

And this is crazy Rest of Peace Iron Sheik But I'm with a bunch of Mexicans They run That part of Texas I'm chilling with them They're drinking

You know everybody drinking We got the sweet The door opened And the fucking I think it was some The slam or some And your man Iron Sheik

Walked by With the boots and everything Iron Sheik So he's stuck Like, yo, iron sheep He's bugging like, yo, it's the iron sheet He sees them drinking He says, perhaps

Son's in the drink, fellas No problem, I and sheik They give him the Hennessy Everything He leaves About 20 minutes He comes back They smoking blunts now

Perhaps Perhaps Little son's in the smoke He's the ice he hit the whey Hit the whey He smokes the blunt with them And there's, yo, iron chic. Everybody's getting, like, we never seen it.

We like, oh, iron chic, yo, yo, yo, he's smoking weed with him. He cuts back 30 minutes later, he says, nice. Perhaps cocaine. Perhaps Sonsing for the nose. Oh, shit. Yo, I begged him. I begged him. I said, yo, chill, chill, chill.

They was like, nah, we can get it. I said, yo, don't get something for the nose, for the iron sheet. Oh, man, that would have been one of the best days of our life, though, an iron sheet. No, no, no, no, no. Should have got Iron Sheik, that fucking El Barrico. He did it with a pause. He goes, he guys, perhaps something for the nose?

We're like, yo, all right, she, you got a chill, man. They wanted to give it to him. They want to go get it for him. I'm like, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't feed the Iron Sheik like that. You know what I'm saying? Like she played with his nose, man, rest of peace, man. But, you know, they all, you know, wrestlers, they got, they got tough upbringings like us, too.

You can't play with your Norfolk, so I'm a splash or one of them. Supposed to do that after you went, not before. You know what I ain't do? I ain't hit the gym. I lost weight, straight, food, and all that. Movement is medicine. You got to move now.

It's disgusting because my gym is as big as this room. In my house, I have a gym. Peloton, Lipical, this, this, this. And right now it's just Coke racks. It's a closet. Got a man, but tagging. It's so embarrassing. It's disgusting.

I walked past the gym, like, oh, nice, Jim. Well, I got a gym in my house with a bunch of coats on the shit, the trapment, everything. It's a new closet. And it's like, do you run out of closet space? Because my house is done. You need a new house. That's why I give away so much shit.

Me too, my wife's not a little. You don't give it away selling. That's a shit. I give it to the church. No, but I got the idea for me. I'm going to tell it off the camera. Yeah. Yeah.

You're talking paper and all. Paper. Oh, no, we got to do that. Whatever it is. Whatever it is, it got to be. It's a goat. And so, you know, we hear 2026, biggest podcast in the game. You know, I seen Joe Button at the game.

Gleazy in plain view. You saw that, huh? You know, I posted him. He had it on his life. He had his own gliss. He had a little trade. Yeah, he had the trade. Shout out to his son.

And someone was there. He had this fly jacket. Shout out to him like five times. Yo, your jacket is fly, but your dad is on the glizzy display. Joe Button, I said, oh, my God. The glist, he started dying laughing. He's a good sport. He started dying laughing.

I'll say, yo. Just for the sake of him. What, the glizzy? On display. The glizzy on display is even crazy than plain view. I don't know. That's like a glissy in a window. This is my point.

There's my point for you that don't understand. If I say the word glizzy, and y'all already know how I feel about hot dogs, why is it when I see it? I go, oh, I lose my mind. I'm like, yo, Glysses, believe you. He gets excited. He was like, yo, but I admit I love glissies. I say, yo, but you got the cyro crowd.

He loved him like you and him. Yo, y'all should open the shop. Joe and Joe's glizzies. Jay and Jay glist. He said the weather is heating up. If it heats up enough, I'm driving down to Philly for Skinny Joe's. Go give me a nice cheese steak, not really eating the bread, just fuck up the cheese steak. Gotta go shut Carter's out too, man.

Shout out to Gorsi. My man, Gorsi, he got Carter's. What's that? You got the Surf and Turf cheese steak. No, you're trying to. You got the shrimp, the steak. Yeah. I got to get down there, Carter's.

Well, is it like the skinny, like the... It's the cheese things like... Okay, it's the same type of shit. Well, Skinny Joe, he got... What do you got? Wagoo? You got that... It don't matter whether it's Wagoo.

He's just going to catch a different... Somebody shit got a different dish. So go there, then go there. Yeah, I see. I love Coochie was out there. Philly, he stopped by Skinny Joe's. Philly did like a New Year's. Like, we got this...

A loud performed. Yeah, the green thing on, I see. Yeah, the green. Daniels. leather, that good Danu's leather. He had a mink on, it was leather. No, no, Danu's lover sells minks.

I know what Dan used leather mink when I see one. I'm saying, okay. Remy had some ill mink on the other day, too. You know, it's mink weather. You know what I can't afford to mink. No, you should have had a mink. I felt sorry for you New Year's Eve. You was

talking to all that shit. If they were to have a furry open right there, I would have bought one to the fucking Achilles. That's like when that first, when you live in the projects, that first day this shit get 95. Everybody wanted to get an AC if they got it. You borrow money for AC.

You gone. That first hot day, you're like, yo, I need the AC. That shit crazy. You needed that mink on that day. To the floor, though. I needed the daddy dog shit with the watches and, like, Lenny.

I wonder if I got any mink, any, any, any first. This long pause. I don't think so. I think I all got like three quarters. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got the long. I don't really want one. I always say I want one.

I just want a bald one, a long one. I take the jackets, though. I buy some jackets. I can't spend my money on the fucking trench coat fair. No? I get their fake one. That's like the bathroom rug that you dry your fetal. You know, that's white people.

That's white people favorite. Yeah. It's some of your rappers' favorites. There's a couple rappers that got bathroom rocks. A couple of rappers got the fake joints. Keep them warm. I don't know. It looks like a...

It's not right. You know white people never get cold. I got a fur show fur hat. And this place is fucking freezing in this place. And here's why you see these white people, they'd be running by the side of the water shit below zero. We're looking for a fur. They're like, dip-de-dud-do-do-do-a-dip-de-day.

Hey, the motherfuckers. No, we love white people, man. You get a flag for white B. I ain't got no more flags. I would have to do one. Would you be seeing them white, Action Bronson be at the game of shorts below zero? Action Bronson.

Is there any black, is there any black of Spanish people in the polar band club? The shit they'll be in Coney Island. You see how the white people, they run up in the beach? They go in below zero. That's the real clod plunge.

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One is good for hip-hop. One is phenomenal. I think they might get two. I think they might leave away with two. I think Farrell got them one. It's for knowing him. And then the album was good enough. if they get them another.

I got better than Farrell. They performed it in the Vatican. That got them one. Whatever they paid, whatever they hand shook for the Vatican, that's one Grammy. You know the cheat code of the Grammys. Yeah, they got one for God.

Listen, the cheat code to the Grammys is always John Legend on a song. John Legend is the cheat code for the Grammys, and they got them on the gym. Let's do all the A people. It's getting good. Listen, John Legend got everything. John Legend is the cheat code.

John Legend is the Samuel Jackson of music. How they call Samuel for everything, commercial insurance, revenge, popcorn. They fucking called John Legend for anything. Inaugations, the image, the Espe's, anything with peas on it. They called John Legend. Golden Globes, any kind of globes. John Legend. Guaranteed, he locked it.

John Legend's the guy. You know what's crazy is? You know, you're a king of battle rapping and dissing. I'm not a bad. I'm just saying, I see John Legend at the game the other day, and I immediately thought of Kanye saying he smelled like sweater or something. What? Yo, you, you, yo, yo, yo, you, yeah.

Yo, nah. What Kanye said? Kanye said, he looked like he's, he got the touch. Like sweater. I picked the body up. How are you going to chase it when he smells like sweat? I love John Legend. But what did Kanye say?

What's the quote? No. It's crazy because the minute I seen him, I was like, yo, I immediately in my subconscious. I was like good. He just don't look like he smells like sweat. At all. He looks like he smells great. But Kanye said the man looked like tight sweater.

That's when he ain't went crazy though. That's when he went. He ain't went crazy. He said he got a sweater on and bar. They got Barbados Swettos? They got August sweaters? Nah, you ain't wearing no sweater in August.

It depends on, man. Dude, they got, I got honey turkey sweaters, crack. That's dumb thin, like a honey, like a slice of honey turkeys is a sweat. Yeah, that feck a slice of honey turkey. I love honey turkey, man. That shit crazy. But John Legend gets you the Grammy.

Definitely. Is Cardi B. nominated? Because I think she's going to win, too. Yes. I think she's going to win. Oh, she wins. After that, we got a problem because I love Malt Deep. I don't know.

I don't think... Did they get... Their album was great, too. They didn't get... They should have got nominated, at least. Because I ain't going to lie. It was a lot of trash albums this year. I ain't do this on purpose.

To each his own bottle of 1800. I didn't do this on purpose. A bottle of Sauri, oh, the Burgundy Yollas? Chrome socks. It was by mistake. Don't zoom in on my shit. I mean, that was by mistake, Danny. So, you know, I got that sky blue first shirt on

and I threw that air big down, that sky blue, baby blue with that trapper. So here are the rap, I mean, nominees. What? You want the nominees? Yeah, the nominees for rap. Yeah, for Grammys. What rappers are in...

So best rap album is Clips, Glorilla, Jid, Kendrick Lamar, and Tyler the Creator. We got a Tyler Creates. All the other is... That was Best Rap album. Todd of the creators, another cheat code, and, of course, Kendrick Lamar. Let me hear the other ones that the clips got. The clips are also in Best Rap Performance.

Cardi B. Outtide's where they're going to win. Vatican, Ben. Chains and Whips, Dochi, Kendrick Lamar. Dick is it. The other category scared me. I like that. Kendrick and Tyler and created. I'm a little scared.

Best rap performance. What's the other one? Clips on win. That's rap song. Anxiety by Dochi. Birds Don't Sing by Clips. Sticky, Tyler and Glorilla, Sexy Red and Lil Wayne, TGIF.

Docee is winning. And she'll be off by Kendry. Docee's winning something. I just tell you that much. The birds don't sing. The birds don't sing. You know who's on that record? You know who's on that record in that category?

That's John Legend. She's winning. Oh, I don't know. She's beating that. She's winning something. John Legend. Clips is winning best performance. Best rap performance, yeah.

They're going to... The best melodic rap performance. It is making up. Friday featuring Meek Mill. Meek Mill nominees? It featured Ty Gala sign. Kendrick and Siza. Forget about it.

You have to go after that. Right now... Kendrick and Sizz's song. It sucks in the red. It's stuck. So Kendrick has nine nominations. Every dollar hit, that song's on all of them twice. Kendrick has nine, including album of the year,

plus multiple rap nods, Clips, Dochi, and Tyler, each with around five. All right, this is what's going to happen. It's my assessment. Kendrick, clean up. Clips, one, possibly two. Doshi definitely getting one. Tyler, he's always available for one. Hopefully, Cardi could get one in a light.

Let me explain. He said, dochi smells great. One of the best smelling girls women. Where are we going to be going? I'm telling you. Is it a pause? It's a pause. It's a double flag.

What kind of topics we're making up here now? I'm not making up a topic. I'm saying you brought up Dochey and I'm telling you the one time I met her, I said, wow, this woman smells amazing. That's all. It's not a pause. Could I ask you a question? Could I ask you a question? Is it any woman you ever met the one time and said, wow, she smelled?

like game seven. Yes. No, no, she smelled like a sweater in Barbados, an August. Yes, a living legend of all living legends. Same, I smell, no, I can't say, you want to get the 100, Bill?

You got to say that a lady that smelled like fucking... But it was really, we was in a hip-hop honest, and this woman is one of the most sort-after woman back in the day that we ever seen, and she's... I got to see where you read the show this shit.

You know some... You know it. Yo, you know what? Oh, Lord! You know, you know, it's a lot of rumors in hip-ah. One of the rumors is, one of our legendary legends, most legend. Smells like shit, they said.

Who's that? Yes, buddy. You first. No, no, no, no, no. You go first. First don't say. Who's the top of them? Stinkiest.

You smell it like shit. Well, you know, part of the problem, I kind of smell like shit on. Let me say, so we got some women here. Listen, we got some women here. We got some. Hold on, not the cut. One of them is somebody you said it's your favorite.

You got quite a few times saying that it was your favorite. They said it and smelled like shit. It's like a known, you know, like a known thing. It's like, you know, he sent an email, the attachment. He got the, what was the dude from Charlie Brown that had, like, the dirty, uh, shadow with him? Pink pen? Pigpen had the dirt shit running with him.

Somebody you said is your all-time favorite. See, let me tell you what happens. Let me tell you something. Can I get something? No, hey! I don't care rapper, no rapper, no nothing. No disrespect, because this is disrespect. When some woman, they don't want to use the real deodorant,

they want to use the, uh, you know, when they use the fake deodorant and they shit like musty? Yeah, they don't want no food. They don't want the fucking real deodorant. Ladies, I don't know if you know, because a lot of guys are watching with their ladies. You stink. Oh, no, you stink. Ladies smell worse.

You kiss. The fake lady smell worse than the staking man. The fake one where they use the fake deodorant and all that shit. Fake soap? Or I might break out or something like. You can't use a fake soap. You just got to find. Bro.

No, listen. They used the fake soap. You've got to find the one that got something that you ain't allergic in. But you can't use a fake soap. I'm not. It might be perfume. It might be something. I'm trying to be as nice as possible.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about ladies that smell like shit. I'm not saying that I'm saying I'm saying they might even be clean but they think that they're going to get cancer from the real deodorant and they got that other shit this white close with no cigar

so they don't straight stink but they got that little that must to them that ain't no gistin must like damn bitches is stinking look if your shit ain't got if your deodorant got a little don't cancer with that shit?

If you ain't got a cancer stick? Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Send me on fire! Excuse me, I think he said... Excuse me, my love! Excuse me, my love!

Excuse me, my love! You're so beautiful. You used the other? What was... No, I got the shit from Jamaica. You know the shit that come. The birds don't sing. The birds don't sing.

Yo! There's nothing worse than a lady that stinks. Oh, my God. The legend I'm talking about. Everybody wife did, too, like she was a big deal. You could get, you could figure that one out. She's a legend of all legend. I was saying, I was like, yo, what's up?

We had legend. Holy magnolia. I'm like, oh, my God, the birds don't sink. No, but I'm sure there's a lot of distinct dudes, distinct women. like in this yeah it is you don't take care of yourself that's on you but do they know they stink like i went in a bodega one time they got it no they knows work bro but sometimes they should don't though sometimes i went in a bodega like on 23rd street this man was stinking so much that the windows was foggy from him he was a one man gang and i'm i'm like i'm almost like scared

to go in the store, Danny. I'm like, yo, this thing. Do you know if you stink or not? This is a good question. There's a person who stink. Do they live with that shit so much that they don't know this they stink? It becomes like Chanel. I don't want to mess up relationships.

We're not messing up. It's somebody that I need in my life that fixes thing for me. We prepare. Say I need something fixing. I got to let the whole house know. Yo, the fix is coming to. Actually can do sage, get all type is, get. But low zero, open the door.

Put on Pope and re-put shit, is calling for a call. Because he's going, a few screws, he got shit bumping, and you got to get shit prepared before he get there. Then why he's there? I don't know. He up there doing shit, things is going by, hitting the, he never said, no. Yeah, you got to hit him.

Yeah, you got to. Hit him. The whole time he's in the crib, they're hitting him when he leave. See that shit? You got to hit him after he leave. No, you got to hit the whole, you got to.

And he's just chilling, though. I'm like, you're just bumping. He's standing in. How's about the Giants and a thief, though. The Giants. The Giants. And then they close your underarms. Fuck the Giants.

Do yourself the favor, close your underarms, bro. What kind of shit is this? At this point, I don't even think, is his, is his ass, his feet. It's all kind of. the shit behind his ears and balls

it gets I ain't going to lie to you I had a friend that stink when I was growing up I had a friend that stunk in the project and rest in peace my brother used to

violin him like yo I had a friend like a best friend that stunk he's always one of when he was kids my brother would come in yo you smell like ass

you stink nigga yo go wash your ass this all Oh, my, fuck it. Like, yo, my brother, I used to feel so bad. That's the best way, though. How about that nigga that stink that can knock everybody out?

So you're trying to hold it? No, it's all. Sticking. Ah! You got to get your nose muscles right. I told a story. You could Google this in one of these podcasts. One of our podcasts, I told this story,

but this is a true story. It warrants me bringing it back. I'm looking at footage, real footage. You could Google this shit. He dude was obviously homeless and mentally, whatever you call that shit, mental illness. Yeah. He's like seven feet tall, butt naked.

Come on. And, for them, listen, Fordham fucking rode a little guy because he brought daylight, women all over, people, Fordham Road. Little guy must have told him, you're my man, what fuck is up, man, put some clothes on this disrespect. Him and the little guard start fighting the big, But naked guy was pounding out the little guy. No, God forbid they were in the alley.

Oh. God forbid they was in the alley. Yo, I don't know where that would have went. Counted them out of the alley. Yo, listen, I don't know where that would have went. I'm giving you, they say I'm the best storyteller. I'm painting the picture. This guy was at least 6, 7, 6.6.8 size.

The little dude stood up. Yo, there's women out here, man. They got it pop. A little guy was fighting them. It's on here. You can Google it anytime. The guy was beating up the little guy. He was beating them up.

When I tell you, everybody jumped this big dude. The old lady Jehovah Witness was walking by kicking the dude. You know, when I say, you know, this was a universal hood beatdown. Like, everybody got it. The most decent person who gives the charity kicked that dude in his head. Like, he was just flagrant. If a little guy tried to save the hood

and then work and then anybody got it down. I think if that was nighttime in the alley, he probably took his ass or something, babe. Once that big guy would have beat the shit out of that little dude. No, that's scary. Yo, listen, that's scary. Let me tell you something.

I don't know if y'all know. I'm 2.30 now. But I was 480. And pretty much almost everybody I punched in the face, they went down. Pretty much everybody I punched in the face, they was touching that canvas. One time this dude tried to diss me, I jumped out the car. I punched him as hard as I can. He was like, yeah, I've been waiting for that.

He threw his hands up. I said, oh, my, God, this is going to be a long night. Like, I said, hold up, yo, Joe. He was like, oh, yeah, he started shaking and baking. I'm like, don't get it fucked up. You know, Joe Crack guy. I'm like, yeah, what's up? I'm in the motion.

Lucky for him, the Terror Squad came. I mean, yeah, lucky for me, the Terror Squad came and they danced on him. Legend, we called them purpose. Lucky for you. Lucky for me, he probably would have. I punched him with everything I got. And the man said, yeah, I've been waiting for that. Through them shits up, started shaking, too.

You know how when you're fighting the dude And he's shaking He got the little faint The little It's about to fuck me up This guy There's just no way around it I gave him the kitchen sink

I gave him everything I got Boom he said Oh okay And he started like He had the And I woke up so fast I did that I woke up so fast

You know listen I woke up so fast And was like I nigger You better get focused With this dude because this and thank God the infamous Terror Squad came

and they gave him purple face yeah he caught the legend to this day we talk about this guy this guy caught the purple face but they saved me because he was about to dust me off I could tell he was moving I said yo Joe

you're about to get embarrassed like you ever had a fight where you had to tell yourself nigger pussy get focused like you got to be like, yo, get focused, like, because the dude was like, I say, okay, I'm not pussy, so we're fighting to somebody get

knocked out, so I'm not, I know what I'm a dude. Anybody watching, they know a fat joke, fat joke going to get to it, but he looked like he had an extra little ditty-bop, you know, like a little pernell Whitaker, sweet pee on me. Like, he was about to do it, but he got danced on. I don't know why I said that story,

though. Yo, we're talking about the 6-7 guy. The 6-7 guy on 4th, row. I do segue. Because the little guy felt like I felt. The little guy stood up

for the woman that's out there and he started getting rocked but it's on video. It's on Google. You can Google the shit. Cock these old mental illness. He was about to let

this hell nigga have it. He was hooking on him. Mental illness. That ain't coming, no. That ain't coming. But they get mental illness. I got to burn my computer and Google that.

Put him butt-necked mental illness. Something's going to come up. It ain't going to be big men for... No, I'm going to Ford in the Bronx. You're telling you, Jehovah Witness. Joe, everybody. I found something else. Put 40-year-old butt-naked, big-naked,

little Nick. I Google this. Not several story about a mentally ill, seven-foot-tall guy, and I got something about you at 10 with a machete. Oh, that was a real strong shit in, man. Put four in a row naked, man. No, no, no, no.

That's cat. They're going to, everybody's going to say it's cat. I told you that story. A machete at 10. Now I cut the guy up. What happened was, I'm in the house. I can't cook. I got a machete and I'm cutting stuff to put up,

and I'm making some whatever they got, like a gumbo. You couldn't use it. Whatever the fuck they got. If they had it, a half of tomato, I put it in there. They had a strawberry. I put, that shit was the struggle meal. Yo, what?

That was noodle or noodle. Somebody got to help me, man. Hot sauce. Put a tomato with a stronger. Yo, hot sauce, strawberry cup of noodle. What? Are you hearing this mix? Nick, I'm from the projects.

I had nothing. Maybe a little block of free cheese jumped up in there. I had to put. A strawberry and tomato It was a tomato sauce It was hot salt Like look The bottom line

I threw whatever was there What was the cassero? What was you made? No I didn't make I was starving Starving You know my mom's was at work I was starving

But the point is I'm cutting everything You know I'm just to this day I'm kind of like dumb when it comes to like Regular shit I'm chopping a little tomato

Like this With a machete like this So a girl I hear a girl scream I go outside in the hallway and there's a girl I grew up with she was Jehovah Witness

she's with a dress and she's holding her private parts the apples the oranges the bread is rolling on the floor and there's a dude with a muscle shirt like a tink top that you could tell he just came home from jail that day

two hours before no no no you know when they come home and you see like the army face. Like, you know, this guy wasn't in civilization. He just came home.

So I look at him and I run up on him without hesitation and I hit him on the arm with the machete. It's true story. He runs around the corner away from me. I'm only 12 years old,

by the way, or 10 years old. He runs around the corner and I know he ain't from my projects because he missed the exit, the staircase. He ran too much.

You know how the staircase is over he ran too much. So I run up on him. I hit him on the other arm. He got the sleeveless shirt. Then I see him notice in his eyes. Like, yo, this kid's 10 years old. He jumps at me, man.

I might have jumped to where the bathroom was. But, yo, he would have took that shit. So he finds out that's the stairs. He runs down the stairs. He gets out of him. So the girl made me promise to never tell a story. She was one of the most decent girls, probably the most decent girl in my building.

Jehovah Witness, nights, she's our parents and kill her please Joe don't tell a story so I never told the story

now when I did my book the book of Jose I wrote the chapter on that and I told Shaheen last minute when we was going to print I said you know what she might still be alive

I gave him my word I can't tell the story my brother dies we're at the funeral she walks in out of nowhere her name is Didi she walks in and goes Joe, in front of the whole funeral.

You saved my life. You saved my life. And I'm like, I'm tapping because, you know, I told, you know, Rich the barber of the story, a couple of my friends, Rich Flay. And I'm like, you know, she starts telling the story. God tried to rape me and Joey opened the door and Joe Cutterman in front of the whole funeral. Snow cap. Snow cap. She told the whole story.

And that was crazy because I ain't seeing 40 years, 30 years and some wild shit like that. But, you know, she looked great and she came to pay her respects. But that's a true story. That's a real motherfucker. You know this guy. We need chariots of fire after that. No, we always chat there.

Let me tell you. Let me tell you. about being a rat. Oh, shit. Tell you something about being a rat. His guy 6-9 know he's such a rat. I see him on Instagram, I'll go to jail them all.

I'm going to be with my dudeo and, uh, what's the guy who killed the CEO? I'm gonna see Luigi up there because they're in protective. He's an automatic, a regular protective custody. He's going in there for protective. He knows, he's like, Not really going to jail.

He's going to protective custody. He said, I'm going to be playing chess, eating grilled cheese with Luigi and my doodle tomorrow. He's going right in there, protective custody. You know, we let the streamers. We didn't. The people did. Let the streamers become bigger than the rappers.

And they kids, and they don't know no street, no moral code. Somebody rat, they'd be like, yo, he better tell them somebody to say, he can come back out here and stream. These guys, they, endorse the ratin. The streamers be like, oh, man, what are you waiting? You took too long to tell.

Like, come back out of stream. Did we miss something with the kids, letting them know that Snitches gets... They miss something. Huh? They miss something. They missed the rules. They threw the book in the garbage. Fuck the rules.

Whatever our guy, whatever the shit is, they chucked that shit. They threw to the each rivling. So snitching is okay, bro. right now. I didn't say that, but they chucked the rules. Let me tell you something. It feels like 0-4 all over again in New York City. 50 against everybody.

He's used to this, having beef with the planet Earth, correct? No, no, he got it. He got real beef with the planet Earth. He's just used to it, huh? I don't think it's far into him. You think he says, because he always tells me, like when me and him used to beef, he used to say, I knew you would jump out the window

I just, he said some days I got up and I just wanted to go viral, I dish you, I knew you coming right back with some shit. And so he liked all that shit. Every day in drama, every day. And you know one thing I noticed? And don't kill me guys. Six, seven, whatever.

I'm in that. No. Well, I'm about to say it's blasphemy. But I'm about to say it's blast for me. I've always said Snoop Dog. Doggy Dog is the most famous rapper. I think 50 Cent knocking on his door. What do you think? Snoop Dog, 50 Cent. Do you think 50 Cent?

What does it matter what I think? You know your pops is fried. Yo, Grady. Yo, Grady. Tell him, ah. They can call me Brady. Yo, Grady. He's angry uncle. He's called me Grady. You know, listen

You too I love Grady Your knee again, huh That shit is out Where my man That's the trainer You don't got nothing for my knee With my trainer

The trainer I ain't can't help my knee He ain't here, huh He'll tell you out of strength In your knees, man My shit is damn That's cool And that's incredible

Nobody's fighting Snoop called the Clippers game And he caught a fight He caught Kerr Wallet He called Steve Kerr getting injected He said he went back to his Arizona on the wild guy days. So am I making a, uh, uh, that's,

fifth is, fifth is very no. Snoop is, is very no. No, no. Snoop has held the title. Snoop has, that name Snoop Dog has come out of my mouth for 20 years, pause.

Well, yo, who's the most famous Snoop Dog? Who's the most doggie dog? This is the first time I'm looking and I'm like, does 50 cent have a legitimate shot at being the most famous rap on earth? I just think it's presence

on social media is just hand of control my guys in Dubai somebody they learned the news in America for 50 cents he threw up a ditty or fucking R. Kelly somebody doing his braids

on the cartoon like he'll give you the news ahead of time Maduro see how they took that guy each his own bottle of 1800 bottle of sorista That nigga's getting out I believe that

He just got to pass a hard drive To somebody he ain't getting up He got a thumb drive A hard drive you think so He got a thumb drive with some info on And he's gonna give it somebody Ain't nobody bigger to him unless he's giving up Like a potent and all life

He's giving it to Trump Yeah but ain't nobody big it He's the guy He's not ratting on nobody He's giving them the hard driver of the country. He's taking this shit over. That's all you, huh?

But if you read between the lines, they said they gave him a million chances. I think they told them, yo, go with your money. You just got to leave for this whaler. I mean, is that? They robbed him. Is that?

Or what happened? He's in the feds now. I don't give a fuck. You need to know that that army was too big for you. That U.S. Army, the man got five warships out there. He's telling you, I'm coming in there and I'm going to get you.

And your job is to leave. Go to fucking Barbados. Go like they. I don't think it was that easy. He just said, yo, get out of here. It was like, get out. You go to a country where we can't get you, Brazil, Switzerland, whatever. Tell them, we want your country.

He wanted to stand down on these shit. Listen, we don't get too political, but I've never seen nothing. Like, you always here. We went to Iraq for all you. You hear these stories, that nigger Donald Trump said, hey, don't guess it. We want the whole you. Yeah, we go. No, don't speculate.

We want that shit. That's our shit. I never seen that in my life. Funny times, man. Funny times, man. Uncle murder. Shut out the bad skills from VA. He started it.

Other skills. And now, Uncle Murder owns that position of the year end. You know, we got like two. three shotouts on there. Did you hear the rap up? Heard it. Did you like it? Like it.

You don't like shit, kiss. Uncle murder's my nigga. What are you talking about? I fuck with murder. What are you talking? I look, every year, I look forward to the rap up. Every year. I love this beat to lecture.

I love for the rapping up my knee right now. Oh, no, you need that. And I got the Europe Bengay. I got to bring it to you. My shit is all the way good. You got big gay. You got the Europe Bengay. That's shit stronger.

You know, over there, they give you better, like, meat selection, everything. They shit is no chemicals. Shit. It's less chemicals in the food. It's less chemicals. I got the Europe Benga. I take that. Let me get some ain't.

I ain't got it with me, though. I got these stuff. I don't have these stuff with me here right now. Perhaps. You got it close by? You got it close by, y'all? Perhaps is he car? Oh, no, perhaps a little something for the nose.

Perhaps a little something for the nose. No, no, I and she said perhaps a little something. That's a story right there. No, that's one of our biggest jokes in Territ Squad for life. Everybody would be like, perhaps a little something for the nose? Like, that happened, too. All right, so this was going on. Hard Rock bet.

NFL playoffs is among us. Out of the NFC, you've got the Rams and the Panthers. I'm being Charlotte a lot. I think I'm the reason why the Panthers even got so much fluidity when I'm taking the Rams. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. VIII.

She's saying about a son recent. Sean McVeigh. I got bad. Money for the Palais. All right. You got a bad, buddy. Packers and the Bears. That's Love versus Caleb Williams.

I got to take Green Bay Packers. You know why? Because beers haven't been nice of years. That's just my way of looking at that. I'm taking the Packers. Who got Pat my own, Travis Kelsey? The couch.

Can some rap records? Yeah. Right now, they're somewhere. They were me. Jets with the Swifties and Mrs. Mahomes and Palm Trees. They don't even want to watch football.

They're watching Mayor in California. They ain't even watching football, right? They watch the Spartagos. Now let's go to the AFC, the Bills and the Jaguars. I know who's going to win that. Of course, you say Josh Allen, he should win.

They took, they took Mahomes out. They took Baltimore Ravens out. Amar. James Cook. The running back. He's nice. But he ain't going to win the game. He's going to take a collective effort.

Yeah, collective effort. No sleep on the Jaggle. The bills are giving one. He got more yards than O.J. Simpson. That means a lot, though. He got more yards this season than O.J. Simpson. I don't mean. He broke the record.

49 is at the Eagles. I'm going to Eagles, East Coast. I'm tired of seeing. Gilly doing that dance. I'm taking 40. He'll got that big ass hat, huh? Taking 49ers. Billy cut flying with the hat.

I'm going to take the 49ers that I'm going to make my own dance. Chargers at the Patriots. I'm taking great maid. Patriots is bat. Patriots are giving three and a half. I'm taking the Patriots. When I'm dumping on them. Dump.

Patriots. baby. Then maybe Robbie Crabb. Robert Crabb. Robert Crabb. Then Monday night game is the Texans

versus Steelers. Aaron Rogers made it to the playoffs, huh? Stunk it up over here for 49 million. He's out of here Monday. Texas is getting his ass out of it.

You've seen them Jordan on Texas long. Jordas? They got some fun. I got to show you these. I call my people in Texas. They ain't got them. They ain't never seen them.

private selection the sneaker stores I was like yo they if anybody got it is dumb they were like we ain't see this

god might be one they'd be finding Jordan's like nobody's nowhere oh this shit crazy man

Super Bowl arts damn god where you at Cahawks Rams Broncos Eagles Texans

Bill's Patriots Jaguars 49 11 11 who do you like to win it all this five

I like either the Patriots on the Rams Buffalo got a chance Sean Peyton always got a chance That's why football's any given Sunday man anybody It's really freaky this year You're going to you're going to Super Bowl? Yeah, we're supposed to be I'm going to be there

Yeah We'll be there They're bad bunny baby It's Liddy out there Bad Bunny baby That bunny baby This lady, Bobby Behead. MVP odds.

Matthew Stafford, Drake, May, Trevor Lawrence. James Cook. In the field. Didn't make it. He nominated it. As a running back, you have to do outstanding. You have to have 75 million yards

to try to make it as a... You could rush for 4,000 yards and a quarterback will still be reaching. That's disgusting. Seekwon didn't get it last year. I think Trevor... You know, it might be... It might be a...

It might let Drake May get it, though. Prejudice. Drake May deserves it. I mean, I think Drake May and Matthew Stafford. Stafford got it already, man. Let Drake May or Trevor Lawrence get it. Matthew Stafford got one before. Let another person get it.

Listen, this ain't that. That ain't this. Just cracking kiss, God damn it. I need a wheelchair.