Joe and Jada - Jay Pharaoh does HILARIOUS Joe and Jada impressions, talks Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z & Rick Ross stories, SNL journey

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by comedian, impressionist, and former Saturday Night Live cast memberJay Pharaoh. Jay breaks down his upbringing in Chesapeake, VA, the pressure of joining SNL at 22, and how landing the Obama impression turned things around. Jay chops it up about his years on the road with Charlie Murphy, Jay-Z’s reaction to Jay’s impression of him, why Richard Pryor is in a tier ABOVE his top five comedians of all time, how big it would be for Eddie Murphy to return to stand-up, his Rick Ross furniture store skit, Katt Williams’ farm, and Plus, he quizzes Jadakiss on his Verzuz battle against Dipset, Fat Joe on the now-squashed 50 Cent beef, and Joe reveals he now has a “glizzy fan club” at Knicks games. Jay also breaks down his upcoming rap album 'The Odyssey’ and plays two tracks (“You Got Me” and “Da Man”) live for Joe and Jada. Joe and Jada is now STREAMING ON NETFLIX! Merch is here! https://joeandjadashow.com/ All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Nick. 15 guys with glissies. Yeah, yeah, what up? Y'all? It's your boy Joe Crack to Dawn. You know who it is, your boy Jada. It's the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary.

Every show iconic. And we just can't stop. Obliviate motherfuckers. You know, disintegrate motherfuckers. y'all me matter of fact matter of fact we're giving you

podcasts is the dummy bomb like you light the shit up and don't go off so you got your flash Jim before then we throw a grin at boom the other side

the dumb one super stress mode this shit out yeah introduced you know I'm talking I'm just talking I'm just

I'm just I'm just I said you ain't hear that one the dummy bomb I heard the dummy bomb so that

they think they're blowing themselves up and then that give you a couple more seconds to think about, then we blow you off. When you think of today's guess, the shit we're doing up here is like no other. But that's a whole other show. No, no, it's this show, too.

You know what I mean? No, no, that's a whole other episode. Not a whole other show, because we're doing shit of it. And I have a different meaning of doing shit. That's right. Yeah, just don't get shit. But you think of today's guests, when you think of today's guests,

you think of funny as hell with capital iced out F-class diamonds hell that's what kind of funny that's what kind of iced out funny is hell with the meanest with the meanest diamonds

you know what I'm saying sharp as a razor dangerous with a voice you know what I mean somebody walked in a Saturday night live and made the whole country stop what they were doing. And that's facts.

You think over 200 impressions and every single one of them is accurate. You think of the guy who stood up at the biggest comedy institution in America and said, nah, we need more black women

in the building. You know what I mean? Knowing full well, it could have cost them everything. You'd say, think fearless. You think principal. You think the type of dude who gets guns drawn on him doing the jog.

Gets a knee in his neck. It still comes back and makes the world laugh about it because that's the only way he knows how to fight. You think the actor, rapper, game show hosts, stand-up, stand-up, legend. You think the type of artist that don't fit in any. box. Because every time somebody built one, he burnt it down.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Jay Farrell to the Joe and Jay. It's happening. What's happening? After that, the show over. We're done. That came. Yo, I'm not even going to lie to you.

I think you need to, like, save that for whatever your documentary is. Yeah. That intro. That shit was legendary. Jada the new Morgan Freeman. Yeah. I like to be that with a little bit more skin cream. Yeah.

Yeah. I take that career with just a little bit of a little more face. What's your greatest impersonation? The greatest impersonation. My greatest impersonation? I don't know, man. Like, you know, people always ask, it just depends.

It's contingent on where I'm at. You know what I mean? Like, most people ask, they say Eddie Murphy. Some people say Denzel, some people say Jay-Z. I don't know. I mean, yeah, you tell me, you know. I mean, you know, because, you know, basically, I like what y'all did to the place, you know.

It's a lot of colors, a lot of vodka in here. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, oh, sorry, Tequila. Yeah, pardon me. I'm still a little tipsy and woozy from the Mek-Callor, you know. Yeah, I was getting a little drunk, drunk off the stuff here. The 1800. The 1800.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. That's the closest we ever go get the whole. Yeah. He called me fake Jay-Z when he sees me, and he laughs. Oh, he says that. Yeah.

Yeah, what up, fake Jay-Z? Yeah. You're the fake one. You never get Beyonce, nigger, you know? Oh, no. Never. Yeah. A.I.

Yeah. He's the original A.I. It's in his bloodstream, you know? Yeah, cool. You know, we was rocking back in the day and stuff like that. I remember, you know. you know, back in, you know, Monsi projects, you know, we was running things, you know. You was beating up guys, you know, as usual, you know.

Sniggin' hits people, you know, so. And, uh, yeah. You know, it's crazy. I seen him last night at the game. That's weird. Like, he sounds just like some of that kind of shit. He said none of that. You know, Jay ain't going to a Knit game in about 10 years.

years or something. Because, you know, he had peace of the Nets. So he ain't going like 10 years. So, like, it was a big deal that he showed up for the next. Yeah, we thought he wasn't coming. He lit them up.

He lit them up. So they was a little turbulent, not turbulence, like a lot of groupieism going on around the Jets. I had to hit him. Y'all keep it moving and get the glissies.

No. Oh, like. So, so. You know, this shit, like one of the movies, like, Todaga, what's the Todaga night? Taladay. Taladay. Taladay.

Yeah, I got a whole fan club by the glissies stand. They all sitting there like, yo, Joe, you coming for the glissies? You coming for the, and I go get my glissies. You did the, it's the fact that you did this while you was doing it. That's a... Oh, no, stop. Pause, no shit. You were, stop.

Glyzzy fan gliss is a real. No, no, every game I have a glizzy fan club. They know I'm going to the... They tell me securities that you're going for the glissies, right? I said, yeah, I'm going to glissies. So, okay, I go over there. Yo, I need four glissies. This, that.

Give me the real... Give me the real mustard, this and this and that. Hey, y'all. And they're filming me and all that shit. Hold on a hit. Yo, did he come in here? Because it sounds kind of kind of, kind of take that, take that day. A little pause, you know, a little playboy, you know.

He's really passionate about glizzies. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Surprised me don't have a pack of threats or Nathan's or something. No, no, but I'm telling you a true story. When I get to the fucking cassette, because they, look, there's a fancy place. Have you been to the Knit game halftime? where they serve you states and lobsters

and all that? You're talking about in the suite, right? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. So I got to go. So if you order a glizzy from there, they come with whack glizzies, I don't know why.

So I got to go to where the real people go to the, where they have to purchase the glizzy. That's where you get the real shit. I go there, and there's a bunch of people waiting for me with the camera. I don't know why that shit ain't viral somewhere. Like, hey, Joe, the glissies. How many of you are?

Two for me, two for rich flayy. Don't act like he ain't eating the glisties too. Yeah, that's wild right there. Saturday night live. How do you get this job and what an honor? Chesapeake, V.A. Oh, man. What was it like growing up in VA?

Shit, I don't think I've been to Chesapeake. You got some of your internal funniness from because it's just, Yeah, man. Where's Chesapeake located at near what other big city? Virginia Beach, 757. All right, all right. You know, I'm from the same place. Ferrell, Timberlin, Missy, Clips.

Teddy Riley moved down in all that, you know. Oh, so that's a Matt Mike Vic. That's a magical place. Yeah, there's something in the water. You let them tell us about it? Yeah. I mean, you know, there's something in the water besides opioids. There's something in the water.

You know what I'm saying? It's just, um, we got a lot of athletes. and just sick, just sick talent. I was kind of a sheltered kid, you feel me? So I was a church boy growing up, you know, apostolic upbringing, whatever. So I was always messing with people in the church. I didn't think that it was, I was just, I thought I was just being funny.

I didn't know that people really had crippling drug addictions. I ain't know that, you feel me? Like, there was this one sister in the church, and she passed away now, Sister Wilma. But she used to do this thing in church, and her head go back like this. So I'd be looking at it, and I just go like this. and she'd be like, you better, better watch it.

And I didn't know that, you know, she was on drugs. But I was just doing an impersonation. And I got older. I said, God, dang, that's what that was? I said, it's true. And I always used to impersonate everybody. You know what I'm saying? And I used to perform for my cousins, for people, for church members and stuff.

I was just a little, I was a butthole, man. You know what I'm saying? No glizzy. I was a buttholeck. You know what I'm saying? God, damn, you better say that for the people in the back. You was a butthole, no glizzy. Let me tell you something, though.

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when I tell stories about me getting bullied and all that. You got bullied? Every, big time. Really? Yeah, I used to get beat up every day by 20 guys. But the point is,

there's always guys. That's so crazy. What do you think? I got beat up by a girl before. I'm not bullshit. I wouldn't hit back. Like a young MA or like a... No, not a young MA.

Just a big chick from my project and she told everybody. Probably to the day she allowed. She beat up fat Joe. But I'm not going to hit a girl back and she was just hooking on me. Joe. And she told everybody she fucked fat.

I fuck you up again. I was like, yeah, I. Joe, I'm going to let you know something. That wasn't a one. She had a glizzy. That one no one. But also, too, I grew up in the attitude era of WWE when the rock was like, he was electric. So I used to do everything like the rock, and he would talk smack.

You know what I mean? My mother's from Brooklyn too best. She's from Best. If y'all, y'all didn't know. And I've been coming up here, man, since I was five, five years old and stay in the summers and everything. But back to what I was talking about. I used to impersonate the rock so much that I did it in church. And it was this deacon.

His name was Brother Randolph. Shout out to Brother Randolph. You know what I mean? Had a jury curl, cock eye, you know, a twinkle eye. Yeah, his eyes would be swimming all over the place, right? He got that perifficial view. Yeah, he could see you. He had the panoramic view.

He could see everything. I got that shit like. I didn't got that shit like. He's watching. He knew the Bill Cosby coming out of court with that. I'm doing it. That nigga, I like, that nigga told, I'm out of court.

He told me one day I'll watch you. I said, I know, nigga. You watching everybody. No, no, we under surveillance. Yeah, me. Full security, got, dick. But I told him, I said, one day I walked up to him like the rock. I said, here's what the rock's going to do, Jabroni.

The rock is going to take your Bible. He's going to dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up. Your candy yams. He said, what did you say? I said, candy yams. He told my mother, I said, ass. and then I couldn't watch wrestling for six months. Yeah, dog, that's what happened.

Yeah, and I didn't do it, you know, because I wasn't going to take the Bible and flip it and turn it up, put it up behind. But at the same time, you know, I was the rock. My name was, you know, I was that kid that was always causing mishaps. But it was just an energy. I just liked to be liked. That's what it was.

You know, it seems like for us Saturday nights, life, we already shaking our ass in the class. But for white people, it feels like they're at home watching Saturday night live. Like that's club lived for them every Saturday. Yeah, absolutely. Even your Trump will come out and be like, hey, guy talked about me to Davey. Like, it's a big fucking deal. Yeah.

Right? What was that like knowing the whole entire country is watching you? I mean, yo, I'm a 22 year old at the time. I just got the job. and the pressure was on, but I had done theater. You know, I was used to the stage. I had been on the road with Charlie Murphy for three years.

So, you know, shout out to him, you know, rest and peace. That was my uncle, you know what I mean? And it was a lot of pressure, but I was just having fun. And when I would kill, people like, you killed, I'd be like, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to do? So it was like I was already conditioned for that. But when they knocked my confidence down a little bit, and they started pulling my sketches,

it kind of messed with me a little bit. I got into my head a bit. Like maybe I'm not good enough, whatever. And I think I had to rise above that. And I did in the next couple of years and kind of started dominate. They gave me Obama. When I started doing that, it was kind of, that was a lot of pressure, but I got through it.

And I think it was a classic part of the show. You know what I mean? So, you know, that's what it's all about. You know, that's crazy. I don't know if I'm supposed to talk like this, but I did a deposition in the lawsuit that other day. And the man started breaking down, yo, you had a hit this year,

but you ain't ever hit for five years at this time. And then you had a day, and I'm like, you're my man, like, what the fuck? Did you ever make a hit in your life? Like, do you know the artists go through different shades? Sometimes, I remember my favorite rap in the world, L.O. Cool, Jay. I was always a fan

So even if LL made some shit That was like Something like a phenomenon And nobody else fucked with I fucked with it And I understood it But You know, he has albums

Where he was the hottest guy In the universe And he puts out an album where it's all right Then he comes back with that I think that's the journey Of everybody, every artist And you know Some people just think

You just wake up and make a hit Or you wake up And you're the funniest guy in the world. I just think we got to go through different changes of learning ourselves and staying committed to the craft. You got to work through that shit.

Like that's not a... Like, yo, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan got cut at first and he became the greatest. You know what I'm saying? So... I never heard that story. High school. Yeah. He got cut. He got cut. What? He got cut in the high school team. He didn't make it.

Biggest loser in the world. He's in Chattanooga somewhere. Where's it? the guy who cut him in the high school team. Look how much it was on Mike's mind. He shot at him in the Hall of Fame speech. That coached that cut me. Let me tell you something.

My brother Rich player, coached 24 kids that went to the NFL. No bullshit. You know coach Malachi who's number one on Miami. Let me tell you something. There's this one kid. Right?

And he told me this story. He was like, y'all, the guy was soft. He wasn't going nowhere. This, this, that his parents used to argue with me. Like, yo, coach, put him in the game. There's so Rich thought he was wack. That draft night came. That boy, got drafted 18 years later.

He called Rich number. Coach Rich, yo, what's up? It's such and such. Y'all, man, you said I'll never get to the NFL. Thank you, man, for making me tough, man. I'm in the NFL. Thank you, Coach. Rich hung up the fall.

I said, you motherfucker, you tell me that story about that kid all the time. He made it to the fucking NFL. I mean, you know, what's for you is for you? Yeah. Look, they have been, when I was in school, there was many times. I started in high school doing comedy.

Many people, like, how are you going to be a comedian? You can do boys, but you ain't making me laugh. I said, okay, nigga, watch. I just said, watch. And I kept going, and now they follow me on Facebook. Now they're my friends and stuff. They was cool with me. She wasn't with me shooting in the gym.

You wasn't what me shooting. in the gym. You know what I'm saying? But you need that. When you can change people's perception like that, that's when it really counts. And it means more to you. And then when you get the accolades

and then the world gives you the acknowledgement, it's just that much sweeter, man. You know, I didn't, I wasn't the best impressionist at first. I mean, I sat in my car. I would listen to tapes back and forth. I would listen to Jay-Z until I sonically got that sonically.

You couldn't tell the difference. I would listen to, I would be in the car, listening to Cassidy and all this. I would listen to this stuff, man. So I worked and I kept going. And I said, I got to make it out of Virginia because a lot of people get stuck there. It's a military town.

You can get a family quick, and then you can get knocked off your path, you know? So I didn't get knocked off my past. Salute 757, baby, because we did it. Bad news, VA, bad news. You're the mustache. You're from Virginia? I'm from bad news, Virginia. Get the fuck out of it.

Get the fuck out. I went to Mike Fix High School. Alan Robinson would have shaved that fucking mustache. You know, we got beat up and bad. You know, your man, AI, never admits to that. We got beat up and bad news. He was a big, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got beat up. Yeah, they had his birthday party. We went down there for his birthday party wound up fighting the whole fucking club. The whole club. Everybody who cheered us when we came in, when we pulled up in them, And the Rose Royce, they were like, Ali, boom by, yeah, boy, running behind the next thing,

I know they throwing bottles at us on the way out. Get the fuck out of it. Nah, that's shit, that's a tough town. It's bad news, brother. That's called bad news for a reason. Yo, it's bad news for ya. That's a fucking tough town. Mustache nose, I guess, nigga.

I ain't never seen nobody. Your mustache, you know, you can shit caught in your mustache and all that, right? Like, when you eat, you bet, when you got a cone, for your shit. I do. You know it. Come over and let them see your mustache. Come here.

Because this guy, my friend Pierre. My friend, Pierre, Pierre, Peele of you. Yeah, that's... You look at the mustache.

He put... He put S-Carl in his mustache. That's crazy. That's see. He looked like every villain ever. God, Charlie Chaplin, nigga. You look like a throwback.

Riley Fingis. The white and black on TV. That's a pool right there. Riley Fingers was the shit. He laughed with some types, Nick. H.A. H.A. H.A. That was so funny.

You want to know what's crazy is. I used to watch these crime. I think what was the series? It wasn't the first 48 or something. Every time they showed, like, New Orleans or the South, they were talking English, and they were throwing, like, subtitles on their shit. You know what I mean?

New Orleans, and they're throwing the fucking shit on the subtitles. Like, the English shit, like, if it was another language, I was like, what the fuck? They got the subtitles on the shit for. Yeah, because you can't understand what they be saying, what they're saying, what I'm called the world? It's like, Woody and all that, baby. Yes, so, baby.

You'd be like, nigga, what did you say? I said, what up, baby. What up, baby? And then Hagger gone. I was down there shooting a movie. Before COVID, a movie called All My Life I did. And it was this little Louisiana dude. He was like, we had to call the waters out there for about five cents and everything.

I said, nigga, I don't know what is going on. That's the South, though, man. They don't say points. You got some serious food. How do they say? They say, perts. Perts. They say perts.

You know what? Perts. What? Points. Points. Perts. Purns. just like Memphis.

What's that, what's the dude that went viral? What's his name? Finesse two times? Yeah. I ate noodles with no packing. He ain't cereal with the can murk. The powder of murk. No murk.

Waffles. No sir. Jelly. No jelly. No jelly. Jelly, no bread. That's, niggie. I'm like,

What? That's just, that's jam, nigga. Jelly, no friend, dude. Jelly, no bread, right? If you go cereal, no milk. He said he had waffles, no syrup. When it was no syrup, he had jelly on the waffles. Oh, that's what he's saying. Yeah, that's, no jelly on the waffles.

Jelly on the waffles still sound good. I mean, no, that sounds like you're down bad. You're getting jelly on a waffles. Jelly on the waffles. It's right. Nah, I'm going to keep it a buck with you. For a fat guy, that shit might have been a good experiment.

I didn't try that one. That's the jelly on the waffle. It's popular. What the fuck you talking about? I'm a reformed fat kid. I feel you, bro. Yeah. You used to be fat?

Yeah, I was a fat kid. I was a bully, too. You know what I'm saying? Like you. They used to play in my breast. You know, they go like this. I ain't never do that to me. Oh, man.

Oh, no, they ain't do that to me. Hey, Joe, that's. Oh, no, they beat me up. They ain't do. They ain't grabbed my. What the fuck? Are you nuts? Joe, that's fat assault, Joe.

That's assault right now. No, I'm telling you right now, they play with your titties, man. That's where a shoot is about. That would have been the first shooting massacre ever. That's a clever. I came back the next day with looking like Jeffrey Dahmer in this bitch or something. Like, you crazy? Yeah.

They ain't violated me like that. Yeah. It's messed up. That was my father. But that's besides the point. You know what I'm saying? No, he did it too. Everybody did it.

It was a thing. You never seen somebody do it. And then poke your stomach, call you pills, brady, woo-hoo, and all that. That's cool. I'm not, I'm telling you, I'm killing everybody. They play with me like that. I'm killing everything.

I'm not. I'm not playing. If they touch your nipples? Let me tell you, you know, you want the most pause ever listen? I always say to myself, I've been through depression. I've been through the roughest times of my life.

I never once felt like killing myself. Getting locked up with that. Never once said, I do not believe I'm capable of suicide. If I went to jail, some guys raped me, don't worry about it. Don't worry. I'm killing myself. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

No, no, no, no. I'm not even giving revenge. I'm killing myself. I can't do it. Nah. Imagine playing with your titties. Come on. Nah.

No, you're not there. Yo, that shit, Craig is six-seven. Oh, you're six-seven. You're doing six-seven. I can't live. That shit be like the movie out paid a fool. Anybody ever talk to me for? Anybody ever said anything stuff?

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What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast, Point Game is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows. without Luca and Austin Reeves,

I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything

he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nass would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. man, he running up the court, licking his fingers why he got the ball, like,

after you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. But, you know, I'm a reformed fat guy, too.

You know, I'm not so fat Joe. Yeah, you're saying. Yeah, at one point, when I was watching you were pun, man, y'all niggas. Y'all half off. That was crazy. Yeah. What?

I'm saying, wow, these niggas, he ain't even fat Joe no more. This niggins, this niggas, this niggas, Joe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember the husky section? Remember that? And Mark, you know, I used to go, a friend of mine. Yeah. It was another fat guy.

My man, Chef Mark, and Chef Mark would come with me to Manhattan, and we just people watch. Yeah. And he'd be like, yo, Joe, you notice ain't no old fat people. We fat. Like we, we the real fat Joe, the real shit bar. You're like, yo, it ain't no old fat people. And we only 20 years ago.

He's like, you know, you got young fat. And I'm like, what do you mean? He said, it ain't no old fat people. We're looking at thousands of people with Manhattan 6th Avenue. And I was just like, yo, at some point we got to reverse this shit. We got to turn the ground. Yeah, man. Because, you know.

Nick, I had stretch marks on my eyeballs. It was crazy back in the back. It was wild, man. It's a fat kid, man. And look, man, it's hard. You know, it's hard fitting in a school when you shape like your sister. You know what I'm saying?

It's real hard. You know what I'm saying? Let me tell you something, man. Fat Joey. You know, I was Fat Joey since I was born. Nah. That's Fat Joey since I'm two years. The first thing I ever heard somebody calling me was, hey, fat Joey,

and since I was a fucking baby. Were you a big baby? Like, you just... Yeah, I was a big... I was like one of the wrestlers used to impersonate. I live in the whole... and I had blonde hair, green eyes, and my whole hood is black.

And I remember I used to go to a bodega and a man be like, what the fuck is this kid doing in this neighborhood? And they would always fat, Joey, fat, Joey. You was the first gentrified of your neighborhood. No, that's crazy. No, no, fucking gentrified. I'm from the neighborhood, motherfucker.

I'm saying, like, I know. The streets don't me. You love that. These streets don't me 100 gigs. That's shit crazy, man But yeah Yeah, that shit crazy Fat Joey since I was born

So I guess I never felt like There was no way to offend me with fat jokes Ever because I was fat Joey Since I was born So I never You can't come here and be like You know, in our building We got a thousand families

We got 145 families Everybody got 10 kids They're in front of the building At 6 in the morning Talk about your mother You did that everybody's going. This is a straight.

Your mother got no teeth. Your mother's jaded your home. Your sister's a war like this every day. To six in the morning in front of the projects. This is like, this is where we grew up at. So you even get a sense of humor. Yeah. Oh, you ask this out.

Nah, that wasn't me. I was, nah, nigga. I was sensitive. I didn't care. I was a sensitive little niggie. You would say stuff about me. I'd be like, man, leave me a little. alone, you know what I mean?

Niggins were trying to fit in. So I was a sensitive. I was sensitive, I was sensitive, I grew out of it, you know what I'm saying? You know, but I was sensitive to a little neck. You know what I'm saying? You know, this comedy thing, right? People don't realize how big comedy is. So I follow like Russell Peters and I watch him doing stadiums.

We did family feud, celebrity family feudal. We went up against Fuzzy, the fat Mexican guy. He sold out Dodger Stadium. These comedians, you're talking about doing shit? They're doing shit. And everybody needs to laugh no matter what it is, what the temperature is out there. I noticed that comedians, you guys, once you get it going,

I know it's a lot of struggle comedians. There's a lot of comedians out there right now, hungry. It's fucked. But if you make it, the success is... Well, listen, man, it was written. It was written in the books. And let me go back to be a sensitive. Let me go back to be a sensitive to the fat kid for one second.

You know what I mean? Because the nigga told me that I was so fat, I sweat chicken grease. I said, nigger, what? You ever had somebody say something to you? It was brilliant. And it hurt you, but it was brilliant. So you had to be like, yeah, my nigga, that was a good one. Yeah.

I had to tell the nigga was a good one. You know what I'm saying? Same thing. I got on a Gillie the Kids. I got on Gillie the Kids live. Shut off the Gil. It's my dude. I got on this live

and my hair was falling out at the time crazy. You know, I got money. I'm good. But I got up there and the top was coming out and I won't wear my helmet. That's what happened. You know, I have the helmet and get the electricity to your head, you know, wake up your follicle.

And I won't use it. And somebody said, take your hat off and I did. And the little nigga, kids assholes. Little nigger said, pull up to the scene with my sillis. I said, I ain't never doing this shit ever. Yeah. Let me go ahead and put this joint back on.

So, you know, I've learned how to have, I learned how as older to have tougher skin and you have to as a comedian, you know what I'm saying? Because then you can get to the level where you are at the stadiums, like Kevin Hart, fluffy, yeah, like, like, what's a Joe Coy guy? Joe Coy guy.

He got following. Russell Peters, absolutely, man. And I've watched these guys build it from the ground. Matt Rife, same thing. Same thing. Over the pandemic, he just, just kept going. And then it just worked out for them,

but you have to be consistent. You can't just be, you can't be lazy in the game or you just gonna stay in the same place. You can't be lazy in no game. Nah. So at the end of the day, it doesn't allow you to be lazy.

And you know, shout out to Calich, DJ Calick, but I remember even after Calid blew up, he started on the radio. That motherfucker could have had COVID pneumonia. He would go.

And I'd be like, yo, Callet, you sick, home, he'd be like, fuck that. Somebody ready to take my slot. He's like, yo, the minute I don't come in, somebody coming right in, and they're going to do a better job than me

and take my slot. And so you almost, even once you get to a level, you got to protect that slot. Absolutely. Yes? It's like, you got to protect that slot. That shit, that shit ain't got, yo, Tim Mark, what's up,

Alavit? He ain't get them sneakers yet. That's your guy. Why? you looking at me. Fuck you looking at me. Fuck you look at you. You know,

too time. I got some new balance that's a boomer for you out there. Special package. Break bids and joints. I'm looking. Come on, everybody.

What you do the gunga? That's what you put you. They gave us some new balance. They gave us some new balance. Some shit's got fire on that shit. You list, son. What are those? F. P.

Jornow. That shit looks like Coach Brown's shit Yo Yeah, these are Yeah, these are The oceans Yeah, these are Oh, those are special OC joints

My wife told me she wouldn't talk to me again If I wore them shit Because that officially you give in to I'm old Oh really? Because those are the most comfortable sneakers In the world That's what it is

Technically, they're the most comfortable But what you got on Yeah, I'm gonna take it down down now You're talking about you know Yeah, yeah, because you're looking like a nurse You're looking like a fucking nurse You're looking like a podiatrist I'm gonna go ahead

I'm gonna take this down He pulled out the nursing He tried to start with the nursing shit Man you lucky He ain't got his loafers on right now He didn't battle with them shit Hey we're doing If you had your loafers too time

We're gonna battle them shit We're doing bad a VA right now He pulled out the mustache in the shoes We ain't good You're ladies How ya ladies? Let your man come out with the fucking nursing shoes, the bowling shoes right there. Hey, listen, because your boy flat-footed.

I was going to do it. Chase some. I was going to do it one day because I know for a fact, those are the most comfortable sneakers out. Yeah. And my wife said, I ain't fucking with you. You wear them shits. Like, that's like moving to the middle of nowhere.

Hey, give it up. You ever seen them towns, beautiful towns? you pass by, you drive by, and you say, yo, this shit is amazing, but you say people just come here to die. Like, like, West Palm Beach. What they table tennis in or something? What the fuck they're doing there?

Like, you ever Joe past them towns? When you be like, what are these people, like, where, there's not even a fucking bar around here. I think there's a state. They just state, they want to die. No, there's a state called North Dakota. Yeah, like that. Yeah, everybody is ready to, just, it's old.

They just go to die. Like, they just go to die. You know, they've been reading. pamphlets all in life, North Dakota, and then they retire, and they'd be like, all right, we're going to North Dakota. I was surprised. We went to Alaska, not Alaska. We had a show,

was it Alaska? Some shit, but the people were very nice. What was that? Alaska? I should I don't know. I wasn't dead. Me, Bow Wow, Rick Ross, and, you're man. Man, one of my dream guests,

somebody tells Kelly, your soldier boy. That's a wild, that's a wild tripling right there. What? You, Bow Wow and Rick Ross. That's, y'all were doing the show. And soldier boy. And soldier boy. How about I went to the steakhouse and they treated us?

They were good, beautiful people, is what I'm trying to tell you. The nicest people in the world, like the tap. Somebody treated us. Anchorage? Anchorage. Anchorage. Yeah. Anchorage.

Never been there studied about it. Never been there. No, no. Nice people. And the sun stay out all the time. He knew where it was at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never been there.

I hear about things. I never been there. You know, when you got nurse shoes on, they tell you stuff, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They trust you. They trust you with their secrets, you know what I'm saying?

That's like a born-again killer. You and you got them serial killer shoes on. Hey, bro, you know? I'm a silent killer, baby, you know? He got the born-again killer shit. But some ill line up? Huh? That's an ill-line-up, brother.

It'll line up. DJ with freaking Rick Ross. Rick Ross, Bow Wow, and Ricky Rose. Ricky Rosee, me, Fat Joe, chilling, having steak,

chilling at Anchorage with white Alaskan women, but he can't touch. He can't touch because his wife would kill him, so I'll have all the coachy. Bose. Yeah,

nigg. Boose. Boose. Boose. Bose. Bose. Bose. I did an impression

to him. He hit me up. He said, yeah, I might think about it. It was about Rick Ross's furniture store. I did a skit. It's just a joint for my Instagram. I have all the furniture here, but you can't afford it.

It's just for you to see. Because none of you niggas are in the tax bracket that I live. You was with the white boys. Nigger. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, nigga hit me up.

He might do it. Rick Ross's furniture store. He said, that's a good idea, nigger. I might have to do that. I said, yeah, maybe, you know, just give me a little bit percentage, you know. Come in and do it, you know, fun stuff. I personally, I personally have never seen the hostile like Rick was.

Oh, my gosh. Personally. Snickick, I also do a show in Africa, a show in Dubai where I know the numbers. He's getting big numbers, hundreds of thousands. And the next day, he's at a barn in Memphis, Tennessee. hosting that. I never seen he won't turn a dollar down. I've never seen it.

And I work hard and I'll be looking at him. I'm like, damn, bro. Like, I just ain't, I didn't need to be 10 years younger to compete with Rick Ross. And then he throws him, you know, he buys the house from a van der Holyfield,

which is foreclosure or something. And you're like, damn, you sure you want to get in that Ross? And he turns and then Tehoto's an event there every year that pays for the... He already paid the house off with an event. A car show.

Like, I never seem up... I don't want people in my house. Yeah. I don't. No, really. I love everybody. God bless everybody. I don't... You know, I see my neighbors. I'm pleasant.

I don't talk more than one minute. It's a good couple across the street. Two Indian people. He looked like he wear them... them shoes too. He looked like a doctor. But they walk through and I'm nice to them. They older than us.

I'm, yo, what's up? But other than that, I'm social everywhere I go, but I'm anti-social in my house. But Rick Ross to take 10,000 motherfuckers and put them in his house. Strangers. You know, he had a ship like two years ago

and found people there three, four days later on the other side of the shit. His house is that fucking big, bro. That's crazy. That's crazy. But he found a way, you know, he's a big hustler, man. Salute Ross.

And I'm telling him he got a whole, he got cattle. This nigga got, this nigga got oxen. My oxen. I think of what? You have oxen? You got a whole bunch of animals, man. Him and Cat Williams, they got a whole bunch of animals. You know what I'm saying?

Cat bought a bunch of land too. Cat got a whole farm, bro. It's like a whole, you just got land. What you need to do, Boo-boo, you need to learn how to take care of chickens, take care of cows, take care of livestock, because the world is about the end, boo-boo. That's what's going to happen.

Real stuff, you know. Yeah, nigga, well, I'm sorry. It's me, you know. Do the voice, the Cat Williams. We did a movie together. You see it? I'm not sure if I saw it. What's the name of the movie?

It's called Two Minutes of Fame. You see that shit went flew right by me, man. Them two minutes. I said they didn't really get to see them shit like that. But, yo, Kat Williams, he's hilarious too. You ever went through, I think right now I just thought of that outcast line where he said my favorite rappers wasn't bringing it, this, this, that. You ever went through a time where some comedian you really love just like it wasn't that hot no more for it.

And you was like, damn, I can't say not hot, but just not working as much. much as they were. And I think this is a ubiquitous feeling. Like, everybody wants Eddie Murphy to return to stand-up. Everybody. Because he's just that good, you know? Well, he'd be good now, 2020. Absolutely. Yeah, you think so.

And, yo, 2015, he got the Mark Twain. He got the Mark Twain Award. Yes. And he got up there, he did a bit, and he killed. Eddie is connected. Eddie is watching everything. And I would hope one day that he would come back, because, you know, he's only put out too special. And he is

arguably the biggest comedian ever. That's the problem. The problem is when you put out two ill-matics, you don't want to come back all these years later and stink up the place. So I'm sure he's very conscious of like, if I come back, that, like, you know what Eddie Murphy's roar was?

I always tell a story on the show. I went to the fucking shit with a hundred guys from my projects. Out of all 100 guys, I'm the motherfucker got throwing out the movie theater. And you were laughing so hard. So fucking. the heart. Do you know how hilarious

that fucking shit? They threw me out. I was the asshole and the movie did it. But let me ask you a question though. You think that you think Raw is better than Delirious? Because Delirius had everything in. No, no. They all, they what's the one with the red leather suit? That's Delirious.

Oh yeah, Delirious was just out of control. Yeah. The one where he was talking about Rocky, the white boy at the No, that was Raw when he did that. Yeah, something. Yo, that's just some pause anyway. We're all Holy shit, we're talking right now. What the fuck out of this?

You're so delirious, you raw. You talked about glissies for seven minutes. We never said the glizzy got stuck in his mustache. We didn't say that. Eddie Murphy. And because he couldn't continue just because he passed away, Robin Harris. Robin Harris.

I missed one. Oh my gosh, man. That one. Oh, look at my, look, my, look, my looking. Oh, this is of the goddamn law. Ain't this a bitch? Look at it. Look at it over here.

He said, I got a job looking for one. I've been on the plurist alone. I forgot the time of work I was looking for. He said, ah, he said, the baby. He said, shit of Pamples are walking at the same time. Yo, Robin Harris, Bernie Mac. Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle. Then my top five.

Oh, no, Chris. And so, and. And. Honest to God. And you can't even say Prior because Prior inspired everybody. Prior is up here. But those five guys,

somebody fat Joe down, those five guys, those five guys, they were legendary. Legendary. We was in Harlem. There was a polar bear. Strap with the,

with the Arnold Schwarzenegger chop. I'm talking about the big John. And then it snow Like, nigga, no, it didn't Have it. I'm not tell you that Tupac Shakur I watched Tupac. I watched Tupac

Fight an African with a swart When they used to sell The Brulet tapes Yeah I watched Tupac walk on 125th and was snatching all his tapes off the shit And the African pulled out the sword

You for real? I swear to God And Tupac beat the shit out of and took the sword off of him. In the middle of 1-20-fif. He chopped his neck. No, he ain't chopped his neck off. I ain't say that.

That's you guys trying to take it to some other shit. I've seen him fight a motherfucker, the motherfucker pull out of sword. Did you-Tupac was on his pan in the mouth? Now, now, all right, okay. Pause. Yeah, yeah, pause. Did you see Tupac fight Michael Jackson?

Did you ever see that? Because they say that happened. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it was real. I got a scrap with him, J. You scrapp with him? You heard that too?

That's a fool shit. I know my man, my man, J.R. rest and peace. Anyway, I can't say, one of my guys,

he's just a nice guy. He had a story. J.R. Riding, he passed away, but he got. Oh, oh, that's the guy.

That man said one day, Mark Anthony was arguing with J-Lo in his house. He got scrapping with Marquette. That was his, You know, the d-JR. Yeah, breakfast, lunch and dinner, Thanksgiving, Halloween. He would always come fucking more good. You try to talk to me.

Like, I'm not, yo, my man, you got to sit down. J.R., yeah, he had one of them stories. That's pretty, in Puerto Rican community, that's crazy. But you some of a, you some of a J.R. writer from Dipset? No, riding group. Okay, cool. I thought you said Rodding. Billionary, he passed away, man.

He's my mentor, man. You know what I'm saying? J.R. Ryder would have had a fight with Mark Antig. Frick. What a call, you would have called the dips up, nigga. G. Wells would have been in the building. Frigantam would have been there. Niggins, everybody would have been there.

I thought you said J.R. I didn't. You said J.R. Idol. You said Jay, write the building. Okay, cool. I'm a fan. Joe and Jada.com. We got new merch. Fresh off the pressers.

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Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise. Breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines.

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What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm CJ Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defining the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows. Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game.

We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson,

we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers, why he got the bar. Like, you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out. real quick.

Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You think they would have did better if the versus kiss, if they would have put the playlist a little bit better? Because the Dipset got some shit, man. Like, like, you think they would have, they would have did better if they would have put the list if they would have took it more professional?

They could have put some of them. They left out a lot of shit that I was expecting. I think they could have. You was expecting they was going to break. Yeah, when we did the rehearsal, it was in and then playing a lot of the songs that we thought they were going to play. Hey, man, you destroyed.

Nigga, you kill. My nigga, you're causing the distraction. You told him, niggas, you're causing the distraction. I said, yo, he started rapping. Oh, man, nigga, y'all's freestyles, both of yours specifically. I've been listening to your high school, 05, mixtapes. And I think it was all on a mixtape.

I heard, it was a mixtape going against, I think, 50 or something. It was like a 50 mixtape and it was a 50 this and, oh, no, okay, niggas getting, okay, tension. I see knee shaking. Maybe I stopped talking about it, maybe. I'm going to go ahead. Not because I'm trying to get in the TV show, man. Oh, oh.

But y'all cool. You're cool. I want to be in a TV show. But y'all cool. You know, we are cool. And let me ask you a question, though. Wasn't all of that just propped up for non? No, no, no, no.

It was real beef? What me? That was it. This was a physical, like this. Somebody might have died beyond that shit. Oh, man. Real talk. Okay.

That's why I thank God. Everybody squashed and everybody walked away. Good. It was just no way, you know, he's too much of a tough guy. We're from the same town. I think I'm tough. It was, that shit was sparks flying. Wherever we would have seen each other, it would have been like, do you smell what the rock is cooking?

Like, that shit had to go down. All right. Oh, you couldn't have, you know, you wouldn't be able to have a reputation. If you saw 50 Cent anywhere in New York City and at the time of that beat and Terror Squad and 50 in them, it didn't go down. Like, it almost went down at the MTV Awards. It had to go down. Yeah, yeah. If it didn't go down, he would walk away like, he's all my outfit, Fat Joe.

It was terrible. It was a terrible situation. Thank God is peaceful. Everybody gets a long. Shout out to Tony Ye. and Uncle Bertie. They got that real report. You know what I mean?

Y'all kiss is crazy. People are, I didn't, I didn't. No, no, it's so good. We family. Everybody's love. But that was a serious situation. You know? A kid from the birds,

it was very entertaining. Oh, no, it was. Yeah. Y'all nigs was going at each other. That was dope. You know what I mean? Until 50 cents, I had never witnessed I had never felt nobody in front of me, behind me, pause, pause, pause.

I never, I never witnessed disrespect. So to me, it was like shocking. You know, it was like, yo, shocking. You know, shout out the A, B, and the brother. Chris Lighty, you know, he discovered me and 50. And when he passed away, we seen each other at the funeral, and that broke the ice. And he always wanted us to squash the beef. and then that's why we

squash the beef. That's beautiful though, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the fact that you can get past your differences no matter how controversial things are and you can get back to the art. That's what it's about. Nowadays, if you don't get past it, the feds

to show you how to stay present in that motherfucker, huh? That motherfucker will put you Rico with one second, huh? Check on Diddy. Yeah, aye, yeah. Is that a curse word here? I can't say that. I'm just,

look, Kish, you got the same look. I see some shit, yo, kiss, I see some shit. They said Ditty's planning this coming home party. That shit is AI,

man. Present? That shit is fake. That was AI? Yeah. You think it's fake that Ditty won't throw a party? Diddy want to have a sandwich

and hug his kids and sit his ass down when they let him up? He's going to have a party. Not soon as he get out. He's going to take a bath and the Friday. chicken and something.

You can sit down with his little love to see. You know he had that Soul Food Sunday. You go in his house and eat all that soul food. But my question is, is he going to have a party?

Or is he going to have a party part? You got a rap album? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Dropping, man. Actually, it's dropping on May the... June the...

When is Iceman coming? It's June 15th. June 15th is dropping. June 15th, my next single. June 15th, I thought it was May 15th, the Iceman. 12th, June 12th, my fault. June 12th, and my next single drop at May 15th. That's what it is.

What's the name of your album? It's called The Odyssey. Yeah, man. Why The Odyssey? Because the character that I am playing, because it's a whole backstory for this character. So he was given power to like find another planet. And then this planet's like a diamond planet.

So we've got to bring the economy back. And he gets all this notoriety. He's got all this power. You got to tell us to this album. You're saying we, did normal person got to understand that the Odyssey guys coming from another planet from this and this and that? They don't use drugs to listen to that. Well, no, no. They don't even got to do that because the music and the character is synonymous.

as to who I am. Because it's like me in another dimension almost. Because I was young, got a lot of money, figured it out, had a lot of access,

but I realized that, you know, that wasn't the most important thing because when you get those things, man, it's not going to fulfill you. The most important thing is having love

in your life and having God in life. That's what it is. And that's what he discovers. So that's what the album is about. And that's the journey of it. You know, this journey of life,

man, it's so crazy. right? Because when you come from nothing, you want it. And now when you get to my age and you look back and you just be like, yo, man, I was just way too young for them to give me all that one. I swear to God.

At the time, I felt like King Kong, like, y'all, we got it. But it just, thank God I never used drugs or abused alcohol or something because I'd have been underneath some shit right now. Like, it was like, this shit, you know, you get all that money, if you, if you getting high too, yeah, like that must be out of control. So with me, I think that's the only thing to save my life

to this day that I wasn't on drugs. Because I, you know, I'm a very addictive. Yeah. Personality. So if I was to gamble, I don't gamble. If I was to gamble, I'd be dead broke. If I was to be getting high, I mean, forget it. I would have probably smoked the big...

I would went to fucking Antarctica and got the biggest rock and crack you ever seen in your life. I would have been breaking records. Niggins are like, yo, fat Joe got the ice man's coach in this house. He's smoking. What is it like? Game show hosting. What is it like?

How do you like that? What's going to tell us? No, no, no. It's... Game show hosting is cool because you actually... Well, you have to think off your dome, of course, and you get a chance to connect with people. And you can't fake that on television. you can see connections. Like, when people are nervous,

it is your job as the host. Calm them down. Make them comfortable. Because, you know, you could be down on my show. You can have three family members that you just lost to the balls post. They got knocked in the water.

And then you could be on edge. Like, I don't know if I can come back. You throw some fucking flags at this guy off the dome, three in the water. Like, yo, what's up? You're not on your flags shit today. I'm missing. My shit ran out.

This motherfucker fucking threw like seven flags right now. is you usually the king of flags. Off the dome, like dits in the water, this. Hey, wait, wait, pause. Hey, hey, hey, anybody do that. Ain't nobody.

You could lose three family members. Nobody. Your butt hole or be like, what the fuck? Oh, man. It's on the thing. When did you say in the flags on this? I don't recall.

The thing is the Paul's machine. I don't recall saying any of that. If I catch him, if I catch him, he's a horse. Like this guy Wait until you watch this episode back on You're going to be like, damn, I'm missing.

Yeah, we're going to see it. We're going to see it. Yeah, you did a lot of butt talking. I always... No, I did some glizzy talk, but let me tell you something. I always say, oh, so let me... We did Celebrity Family Feud. Yeah, yeah. The part where you turned around and be like, name how many people

when to think, there was a thousand people there. Yeah? And you got to think of the, that shit is nervous. Nelson, like you, yo, it's really a fucking audience of 500,000 people and you got to come up with,

oh, what are you like in the bathroom? What do you, that shit is hard, bro. I was up in there, like, Sunday. Chicken, like, that shit is hard, bro. Now I know what the people, people at home don't realize with them people that kind of stress that they're going through like coming up with that, you know, survey says that

not the one with you with your family and all, like, who gives a fuck? But when you go out there on that Dolo mission, yeah, that shit crazy. You know what? You would actually like, you would like my show because it's like family feud cross a wipeout if you ever get a chance.

We're in our third season now, man. We're doing very well. I appreciate everybody for checking it out, you know. Can I do celebrity? How can I get on? And now we've expanded it. You can be up there. As a matter of fact,

as a matter of fact, all D block could come on the show, bro. The whole D block. Terror squad. Come up to go to. Set that up. I always said that I want to be like Steve Harvey. I tell them in this fit.

I told them. Are you halfway there? No, no, no, no. I'm fucked up. I'm more than half. I talked about my shoes. I had to say something. Tell you something.

No, no, go, go, go, go, go. I've done my rounds like shop in the show. How about this, kids? I've done my rounds in L.A. shopping the show one time. And so we go to all of them like one is paramount,

one's another, you know how you need permission to get in? Absolutely. How about every single one I went to? They had a space there that said, Steve Harvey right in the front. Every studio. One had a Rose Royce.

You go to the other one, road George Disney, the motherfucker getting so. And this, 15 years ago, you know how much money Steve Harvey getting?

So imagine you go to Def Jam, this one, that one, that one, everywhere you go to motherfucker got the front office. Where you go? It's a smart car.

That motherfucker getting that bread, man. He's got like 15. He's got like 15 shows. They're all syndicated. That's what you want to do. The goal is to get to 100 episodes so it can...

Hello? Get to 100 episodes. so's and then you're just, you're good, bro. You know what I mean? And it's all about that syndication. Get the syndication money. That's my onk right there. Steve Harvey is my uncle.

I can call him up, talk to him. Hey, boy, this is what you need to do, boy. This is what you need to do, boy. You got to get your business lined up and you make sure you bury your money, boy. Don't let these white people take your money now. You're saying that. Real talk. Real talk.

But he's so successful. because he knows how to move, maneuver, and he knows once you do one show, like you're saying, people with sick work ethic like you were talking about, DJ Calitt, like you were talking about Rick Ross. You have that type of mindset. You can do 15 shows. You will keep going.

Your whole family will be able to eat for the rest of forever. Forever. Generation. You know what's crazy is I met Steve Harvey for the first time in Abu Dhabari preseason, and I told him. I said, so he's like, yo, I love your podcast. He said, you and kissed a gentleman. I said, yo, I want to be like you.

I seen his eyes. His eyes opened up. He couldn't believe, like, maybe another man was telling him some shit. Like, I said, yo, man, I want to be like you, man. Like, you're successful, man. You're the guy that I want to be like. And I seen him. He was taking like, oh, shit.

Like, yeah, you know, I guess everybody, you know, people hold shit in. I'll tell you to you, like, fuck it, man. You are the prototype. You know, blue, four glisies. I don't give a fuck. Yo, listen, I heard we have music. Odyssey off the Odyssey Project. You got something?

Absolutely. I've been rapping long as I've been doing comedy, so it just happened to comedy was just the thing that popped first. I used to battle. I did all of that stuff. I'm telling you. Shout out to my brother Shykins.

Remind me a man shot when he was in junior high. He liked Dana Day and I like Slick Rick. I always argue every day going on the bus to school. Like, yo, Slickwick is better the day to day. He'd be like, yo, Dana Day's the man. That's the fun hip-hop shit. You know what I'm saying? Yo, which one we playing, James?

Turn it up, man. Nobody better, but you're gonna be your man. I want some babies in your oven baby beverage plans. How about it cater to the best time I'm a cooking man. And let me put this big old nine up in your diaphragm. You got them lying if you thinking that he better than me. I'm old school baby like your grandma's book of recipes.

I got that 42. pouring in his Julio. Tequila friends up in me, Casa, that's me, amigo. Lab body shake, I get the taste. She cropped the holy goal. She takes the offer, then I'm poking like Pinocchio.

Sorry, I'll just let you flow. I fubble with that some of and set some other stuff. Do do, dope. Doe. I'm a pretty handsome. Motherfuck. Salute.

Hey, baby. Let me show you something. Boy, that's your law. Cheers. Survive. Start to understand. It's a vibe. That's a fucking vibe.

I get in the car and I'm driving. I'm going to super understand that shit. That's a fucking vibe. And look, you didn't have to, you ain't have to be high to understand it. You know what I'm saying? I don't get high. So, you know, that's a lie how people,

people say they got to get high to make music. They got to hear that. That's a fucking lie. I've been sobered my whole life and put shit out the park. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, let's go. Jay's what's this one called? Speak for yourself.

This is the man? No, no. I know you need that Mazzarotti Jack. You know what the man? Get the system gone. Oh, this one, this one right here. Mazzamati Jack. Get you out of these.

Up and up, hey. I can get a for jumping out of way. Swear, some I'm losing is my body weight. A lot of dollars in my pocket. That's a different way. Hey, you make a brick. Like you up in the wound. You ain't never seen this before.

I got women that small. Willing them picture of me like his boat. I just fill in the alphabet, but I'll be on a rope I'm busting mark and all these chickens I can get to the goat Your girl are fixing me, I do it well, I know this shit float I just time my pick of the litter Ain't ain't mean I'm more

Oh you tripping again, baby, ain't no sweat on my brow Get to switch you wild Now a nigga back on the brow God dang, I'm the man Addish him like a puffy daddy To be it till the ass got to delete it One question Who the motherfucking leader?

Alright with that? Listen, you all fucking talented Bro. Get that out of the album, man. fucking talented, bro. Look, and I'm telling you all, man, when I say I listen, I listen to lyrics, I like

you two and lyricists, man, and I appreciate that. That's shit crazy. That's a great project. I'm downloading that motherfucker Odyssey. Me personally. I need that in the system. You know, I go on long jobs and shit, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's cold and still. Oh! Chicken like a body bar. It's your hard right there, bro. I'm not going on out of you. It's knocking. Listen, man.

Very talented. This ain't that. That ain't this. Tracking kiss. Make some noise to Jay Farrow. My God. Appreciate you, my brother. Thank you.

I'm getting that album, bro. You're very talented, brother. Thank you. Very, very, very talented. You got to give us your best kiss and your best Joe impression. Okay. Well, you know, it's similar to the paint stripes under your eyes. Ha!

Yo, they need to do a tickle me, Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, it'd be like... And then these, I told you these guys, it's always guys. Five guys, 15 were glissies. No. 15 guys would be gills. I'm trying to figure. Joe and Jada show, let's get to it, babe.

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