Joe and Jada - Joe and Jada - Tupac & Ice Cube’s Impact, Caitlin Clark Best In WNBA? Best BET Awards In Years! Top 5 Female Rappers?

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss react to the Complex Top 50 rappers list. They wish a happy birthday to Tupac and Ice Cube and look at their impact on American culture. They debate whether Caitlin Clark is alrea...dy the best player in the WNBA after beating the Liberty and discuss the jobs that will disappear due to AI.  They react to influence Ashton Hall losing four races to Speed,discuss Father’s day as an “official” holiday and argue the BET awards were the best they’ve been in years. Finally, they talk about the new Slick Rick album and debate the top 5 female rappers of all-time!  Timeline: 2:00 - Complex list 4:50 - Happy birthday to Tupac and Ice Cube 6:30 - How hard it is to make music that lasts 9:33 - Tupac and Ice Cube’s impact on the culture 12:03 - Bathroom stories 25:40 - Caitlin Clark beats the Liberty - Is she the best in the WNBA? 29:13 - Big 3 Lace Stephenson vs Dwight Howard fight  30:42 - DeMarcus Cousins grabbing his dick and wiping it on someone 36:37 - In 5 years lawyers and accountants will be irrelevant due to chat GPT 39:03 - Protecting your brand and staying on brand  42:02 - Ashton Hall loses  4 races to Speed  44:02 - Ananda Lewis condolences  46:10 - Is father’s day an official certified holiday or not?  49:05 - Sugar free cake 58:20 - Best BET Awards in a long time 1:01:25 - Bank account does not match the level of fame  1:04:00 - Marrakech is “this big”  1:12:15 - Slick Rick new album 1:18:00 - Top 5 female rappers (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:24 Beep a light. They tearing this shit off the frame. I thought it was. Rich player, that's why I ain't trying to say nothing like that. You're rich, why are you going to do that to you? Rich said it wasn't him. Somebody obliterated the best. Oh, my fucking.
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Starting point is 00:03:14 Boost mobile, man. You did a lot for the culture. They do a lot for the culture. Still rocking. This is Joe and Jada show. Now, Jada, I'm going to throw things off for one second, right? Complex pulls out of 50 MCs in New York. City, but Jada Kiss ain't on the top five dead or alive.
Starting point is 00:03:32 They got L.L. there. How do you feel when you see this list and you ain't on the top five, Jada? I don't give a fuck about nothing like that shit. You don't bother me at all. They know what I do. They know what I do. Complex no, the list, no. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:03:51 Let's cut this shit already. But it, you know, it doesn't bother me because they know. This is the word. This is what I throw the hood on. They know. This is not Chinese arithmetic or, you know, nothing crazy. They know what I do. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:04:07 You know, the oven. You know the oven is hot. Let me tell you something, man. The list, man, these lists, man. Shout out the complex, man. They always repost our show and shit like that. So I ain't going to start no smoke with them like that. But some of these lists,
Starting point is 00:04:27 You know, we hear because we talk our shit And we hip hop historians So when you throw people on the list That I never really even heard their music like that Up in the front and all that That's the type of shit that Get to me and bother me Or somebody, you got somebody
Starting point is 00:04:45 Before the Greats That Never wrote their own song in their life Shit like that I'm not thinking about I know so you understand it's that's when the list i don't know what the list is most popular most of who you sold more what's that and she's hammer um vanilla ice like not master p like i'm i'm keeping it a buck
Starting point is 00:05:12 with you right so i don't know where these lists consist of uh it's cute according to my son he sent it to me he was like your dad man you made the list and i'm like you know all i know is i just do concerts every week where there's thousands and thousands of people who purchase tickets to see me and some of these people on this list can't stand on that stage with me hit for hit and go like that.
Starting point is 00:05:37 They just can't. But I'm saluting most everybody on the list. I love everybody on the list. I'm just saying when we start the list shit, that's when I get a little you know, topsy turvy. It's Tupac's birthday.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Happy birthday to the legend. The late, great two pox, you call, happy birthday. Happy belated birthday, the Ice Cube. You know what I mean? Two legends. You got any Cuban pop stories? Man, I got a legendary Ice Cube story, but I think I'll save it for when he comes because he's going to be a guest on the show
Starting point is 00:06:16 and something we never talked about. When it comes to Pop, you know, I've been watching like these protests out there. that no kings or the ice protests or whatever the case. And I've been seeing mad white people, like real white people, with Post is saying they got money for war but can't feed the poor. Now, I don't know if they know where they got it from. No, they know. Just like Complex know about that fucking list.
Starting point is 00:06:46 They know where they got that. Y'all Jada, man, when I see no five, listen, L.O. KooJ is my idol. And he deserves to be number five. He deserved to be number one. I've already been there. Shit, he's holding it. I'm saying, let me go to this list. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Hold on, hold on, Jada. I was off the list. I was off the list. God bless. Nah, I'm not even going to go there. I can't go there. Don't go there because I can't go there. You can go there, but don't go there.
Starting point is 00:07:17 No, I can't. I can't. Melly Meli Mel, number 43, that's a violation. Um, you know, it's just weird people. That's what I try to tell you, when people get mad at me, they say, yo, Joe, you know, when we came out the box, the Joe and Jada show, I said, yo, I'm telling you why I'm doing it. Because I feel like people who ain't played a game, people, you know how hard it is to make a hit record once. Do you know how hard it is to continually make hit records or make street anthems or shit or shit like that? the records that last forever.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Timeless. And you, who are you? Yeah. George Featherston. These guys, I don't know these people. By the way, if you're from New York City and you rap or you ever had some type of success anyway, from the streets, from gangster shit to the music shit, if I don't know you, you're not valid.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I'm just being honest with you. If I don't know you, you're not valid. I've been to every jam, every borough, every, I know everybody. Whether I know him or I don't know him. I told you the story the other day when Chris Lighty came up to me inside. He said, you know why am? I said, yeah, I know who you are, you, Chris Lighty, because he was valid. Right?
Starting point is 00:08:43 So when these people start, when you do documentaries and they be like the hip-hop historian, but who are you? What do you do? What role did you play? Did you, are you a hip-hop? What did you bring to this team? The historian fan. Like, because they got to start saying,
Starting point is 00:08:59 yo, I'm the biggest fan of hip-hop, and this is my subjective point of view, because if you ain't played a game, if you ain't on them lists, if you ain't on them, if you ain't got a guy like Jada kiss really talking about, yo, listen, guys,
Starting point is 00:09:12 don't make me sharpening up the sword because I'm top five. If you ain't like my business partner over here, if you can't make comments like that, you should not be commenting so loudly. That's all I'm saying. And everybody's going to get mad at me because everybody got a YouTube show.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Everybody think they're a blogger. Everybody, I see dudes 75 years old missing teeth talking hot shit on the, on the, this is crazy. Like, you cannot hold a smack talking crazy on these YouTube channels. But I guess I get it. Freedom, what is it, First Amendment? We all fighting for freedom of speech right now.
Starting point is 00:09:52 You know what I'm saying? This guy's crazy. This guy's crazy. Yo, Jay, I'm just saying, I see guys up there talking and they can't take a smack, is what I'm trying to teach. Yeah, maybe you bust your gun 30 years ago, 40 years ago, that is not apparent now. That gun don't even work no more. No more. That shit has a peak.
Starting point is 00:10:14 That shit got blockage on it. You know what I'm saying? And when I look at these guys, I just be like, not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough. It's just not enough. I can't take it. No, no, I'm just talking my shit.
Starting point is 00:10:29 It's too early, crack. Happy birthday, Tupac Shakur, for everything he accomplished and everything he tried to accomplish. You know, Tupac Shakur come from Black Panthers. His mother was heavily involved, his aunts and all that,
Starting point is 00:10:44 and he wanted us to be empowered as people. You know, I see Tupac old videos that's so relevant until today. Yeah, some of the best video. Yo, when he's talking about, yo, let everybody eat. Like, you over here with billions of dollars
Starting point is 00:11:01 and we're celebrating you because you got, and I'm happy for capitalism. I want everybody I make the most money in the world. But he has a very big point when he says, yo, what about the homeless? What about the people starving? You know, there's enough money to feed these people. You know, we got veterans that went to war
Starting point is 00:11:18 and they're homeless and they fucked up. That's some other shit. I told myself, stay off politics. Ice Q. I mean, you ask somebody from L.A., the only thing that's wrong, we might get, I think we might have to, man, I don't know what the budget is.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I don't think we can fly people in every week, but we need to have like a West Coast perspective on this show because we're New Yorkers. Yeah, we know hip-hop, and yeah, we've been in the game, but the West Coast got something to say. They got a lot of people who don't have held it down. Because if you ask game,
Starting point is 00:11:50 he says Ice Cube is his face. favorite rapper. If you ask any of them rappers in LA? Ice Cube is top tier. You kidding me? Ice Cube is one of them ones. You know that. I know that.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Cube is responsible for some incredible shit. You get it? You know that. I don't know if I said it on this show, but I remember the time that Cube came to New York to record and he performed at the Apollo. I was young. I had the bat in his hand. I was like history.
Starting point is 00:12:19 No, no, no, no. He tore the paint off. the motherfucker. He tore the paint off the fucking Apollo. This is Ice Cube with his bribe. People standing on seats. That was part of the shit I had.
Starting point is 00:12:31 That's when he first cut his hair too, right? He came with the ball head or the Seas or something. Let me tell you something. Ice Cube at the Apollo. I've seen some legendary shows, but it might be the most legendary one. He tore the paint all the fuck. Matter of fact, we over here at the office.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I went in the bathroom right now. At what point is disrespect for a nigga to tear the pain off the fucking bathroom. And what kind of shits? No, no, I'm being honest with you. Hold on. When do you know you fucking flavor? What happened in the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:13:01 What happened? No, this shit out of control. This shit out of control. How did he segue to the bathroom? Nah, because I remember. You show at the Apollo to the bathroom. It's crazy. There's other people in here.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Be polite. I went to use the bathroom. No what? I can't think. Be polite. Yo, light a candle. Beep a light. They're tearing this shit off the frame.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I thought it was Rich playing. That's why I ain't trying to like say nothing like that. You're rich. Why are you going to do that too? Rich said it wasn't him. Somebody obliterated the bathroom. Oh, my fucking. Did anybody step up?
Starting point is 00:13:40 Oh, shit. Listen. When you start breathing through the mouth, I got to take a piss back. I'm over a certain age where if I got to take a piss. Yeah, you got to take a piss. I got to take a piss. I'm breathing through my mouth. That shit is flavor.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah. It's one of these people here, too. We all family. What are your motherfuckers have been eating enchiladas or something? No, this ain't family. Productions. Not the shit they did in that. Listen.
Starting point is 00:14:04 We're going to make some money. I don't know if it was that Jimmy Johns. Because we eat a lot of Jimmy Johns, the cast, the set. We eat Jimmy Johns. Nobody's stepping up. Nobody's stepping up. Nah, it ain't the Jimmy Johns. Who obliterated the bathfruit.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yo, biggest disrespect in the planet Earth. It can't be Jimmy Johns, though. We got that on a set since we started. I can't, but I'm going to be honest. And this never happened. No, I'm going to be honest with you. That shit there? Yo, I'm from the South Bronx.
Starting point is 00:14:36 No, no, your kids. Can we get to it? I'm from the South Bronx. That shit there, you know what reminds me of? Like, you ever go? No, no, no. Let's not go there. You ever went to a bathroom?
Starting point is 00:14:48 Like, you could, any bathroom. Let's say the airport, because that's where I bump into it, right? I'm waiting for the bathroom. The worst bathroom in the history of bathrooms is old D Block Studio. That was the worst? I'll give you 50,000 of you, if you... Nah, they didn't put... Nah.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Not they battled. It was worse. Nah. Yo, they battled. Somebody violated the building. And I'm willing to say somebody from another floor. Right? What floor were you on?
Starting point is 00:15:17 The eighth floor? Somebody snuck up from the third floor. violated this shit and got out of it. They knew they had that Father's Day crunch and they came up in their crunch
Starting point is 00:15:29 oh shit Father's Day crunch Let me explain sent of you You at the airport Let's go to airport right I'm at the airport I might want to I have to
Starting point is 00:15:39 take a shit I'm not shitting on the plane right we're going to get off this subject quick but you ever had to use the bathroom waiting for the bathroom and then cowboy Bob Orton walks out
Starting point is 00:15:52 and you just like, yo, I'm not using that shit. I don't care how much I want to use the bathroom. I think it's best you don't see who used the bathroom before you use the bathroom
Starting point is 00:16:01 because the wrong person come out the bathroom. I'm walking out. I'm like, now, hell no. This guy got farmer shit going on in here. I don't need no fertilizer type.
Starting point is 00:16:13 You can't clear. It's not enough. I can't clean this shit anyway. I can't take this guy. Caitlin Clark Bust My Liberty's ass yesterday. She gave him
Starting point is 00:16:25 38 in case You forgot. No, we nine and one. But I'm just talking about Caitlin Clark. She gets busy. Is she the best in the league? She's definitely one of them.
Starting point is 00:16:40 I can't say she's the best when you got Brianna Stewart, Nafisa Collins, Sabrina, Inescue. Asia. Asia will. Did a triple double?
Starting point is 00:16:50 Kid me? It's good. It's ladies. Yo, let me tell you something. I feel like. Pagebackers. I feel like there's a light skin one. Yo.
Starting point is 00:16:59 What's the light skin? Oh, no. No, no. I'm saying she's a beautiful young lady. I forget what team. She's dumb nice. You show me a picture. I know.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Lafisa Collins, the one who got. No, Jujoo Jujo is the shit. Juju isn't. Juju Juji. Listen, Nafi. Juji fucking all in them are. My Fisa. She's like,
Starting point is 00:17:16 Okay, right now. I'm not going to lie to you. Like a lady Mallow. you're talking about. Yes. Yeah, Nafisa. What's her name?
Starting point is 00:17:22 Minnesota Leaks. She's the business. No, no, no, no. She's a female mellow. There's no way around it. That's the game I'm talking about. She is not to be fucked with. Nafisa.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Yeah. The Leiskeen girl. She's a fish. Her game is just like mellows. Yeah, a game is incredible. Now, let me be quick to say this, brother, to address you. Nobody. When I say nobody is
Starting point is 00:17:49 fucking with juju wakins when she come in this NBA so bottom line hang up your shit get your stats out now because you're not playing against i'm just telling you the truth juju wakins is she wide different she like ai not alan avicin artificial intelligence yo come on man okay she might be a clone yo this shit she's doing yo juju wakins not she not normal bro okay and i'm bigging up everybody We're bigging up Adja, we're bigging up everybody. But I'm going to be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Juju Watkins on another level. Alia Boston, she gets busy. She's on Caitlin's team. She's like the big. She's like a stretch full. Caitlin Clark, 38 points. Yo-yo vision. Look, the only way, look,
Starting point is 00:18:41 you're talking to a guy who won seven chips coaching at the Rucker. It's sad for me to say this, but the only way to beat. Caitlin Clark is to rough her up, bully ball. And what I notice is the second they play her straight up, like a normal player, she yo-yoed them to death. Like, if you play her, fair square, you're done.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Crucified. You're over here, she's over here. If you got to muscle her, if you play her fair end square, you're done. You're on roller skates. But, and you know, WNBA, who thought? Who thought it'd be so exciting right now? Games are very exciting.
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Starting point is 00:25:40 He's still born, Red. Yeah, but every time I went last year to see for Clash TV, I went out there to Coney Island, the middle of the projects, to see Lance team play. He played, smacked the dude in the face, pushed him this.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Every game I have seen Lance participate in the last couple of games, for real. He pushing dudes. He just lost the one-on-one to Beasley, which was a great game. but he pushed the other guy trying to, like, Lance got to know, like, yo, Lance, let's tone it down and go back to professionalism because Lance don't want to take no criticism.
Starting point is 00:26:18 That got me thinking, you know, you said that's why he even fight. Hold up. No, no, what I'm saying to you is the last three, four times I watched Lance, Stevenson, whether it's a street game, whether it's one-on-one, whether it's big three, he hooked off on everybody. like he's he's going he got to calm down calm down lance you can't just be duffing dudes on the sidelines talking that brings me to this demarcist cousin in porto rico oh man boogie he grabs his dick this is a friendly show he can't be saying he grabs his private parts
Starting point is 00:27:01 There we go. Visibly. And wipes it on the guy's face, the fan. Yo, this is murder music. They threw every beverage in the arena. Yo, my man, he's lucky they ain't throw shots, and I'm not trying to incite nothing because it's very dangerous.
Starting point is 00:27:19 He's always been one of my favorite players. It's very dangerous in Puerto Rico. Trust me when I tell you, they will smoke somebody outside that arena. 100 shots I'm not lying to you it's very scary in Puerto Rico he grabbed his dick
Starting point is 00:27:37 and smudged it on the guy's face I never seen no shit like there's no I want to know what the guy was telling the can we get the Marcus cousin here or on a Zoom or something because I want to know what the guy the guy definitely violated
Starting point is 00:27:56 he had to say something crazy oh no no no no crazy crazy Play out of this world That wasn't just because He was losing the game For the smudge He gave him the smudge Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:28:08 He can't go to Puerto Rico no more He just can't I could have told you that I don't play with Puerto Rico And I'm Puerto Rican You can't No I'm telling you I'm telling you
Starting point is 00:28:18 Do not play over there Because that shit gets smoky I knew it I said yo he can't go to another game They already got mad I don't know but I'm showing Puerto Rico they already got like mad rumors
Starting point is 00:28:32 this gang's gonna smoke them this guy that it's on out there out there they inventing you know and we Puerto Rico is a gossipist we bon chincha he off the island yeah they got a money but what I'm saying to you is I'm telling you
Starting point is 00:28:45 that whatever the bloods crips Latin kings of Puerto Rico is and all that they're all saying they're killing them for the fact come on cry I'm telling you the truth I know how this shit worked in Puerto Rico they are in every barber shop Thank God he's off the island
Starting point is 00:29:01 He can go play in Greece He's home with his family He's safe I'm a big Boogie Cousins fan A huge I'm sad that he got injured And his career got cut short Because I think he could have been
Starting point is 00:29:14 A Hall of Famer type player You understand But he gave him the smudge And he know Because he know that that's father He must have been like Yo man fuck Puerto Rico I'm getting out of here
Starting point is 00:29:26 Grab this shit wiped it on the guy's oh my god the machadoos yo the fucking machetes probably was coming out of oh my God thank God for the security
Starting point is 00:29:41 who got him out of there I don't know how he got out of there he violated him in front of the station in front of the stadium and then it went to the world I thought the guy's family was sitting there with no I don't think yeah I'm trying to tell you
Starting point is 00:29:56 I do not play in Puerto Rico. I don't get involved. I don't argue with people. Yes, Tavien, signor, you know, keep it. Because the niggas, they got big artillery in Puerto Rico. What's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico? The rap shit.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Yeah, yeah, they used to have the company. No, no, it was there. I forgot. Rename McClein. What's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico? How can I be down? That's the first time I flew. That was the name of it was?
Starting point is 00:30:24 How can I be down? How could I be down was in Miami? He got pulled over in Puerto Rico for whatever that I was at one of them Festered. Pulled you over? On the police I pulled us over.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I got a Dutch master rolled up. I swallowed the whole Dutch master. It got stuck in my throat. I had to go to McDonald's. This is when they still had supersized. I got a high C.R. It's supercises.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Drunk the whole shit. I thought I was going to die, though. Did they ever search you? Oh, so they searched you Had to swallow it Oh shit They were trying
Starting point is 00:31:02 Put motherfuckers in jail I took a couple Pools It was a freshly rolled Dutch Gone My man was just telling me Shout out my brother Should have went to hat
Starting point is 00:31:14 My barber He was telling me He was in Cuba Right Because I just watched this documentary On Cuba And I'm half Cuba And half Puerto Rican
Starting point is 00:31:24 He said he went to Cuba and he was at the beach and he lit up. I don't know if y'all know Cuba, you know. He lit up some weed on the beach. It was so, it's so poor out there with no disrespect. They do whatever they can because the government is communism. But he said he took weed with him over there and smoked it. And he said the dude smelt it and was like, please, he may heck turn it off.
Starting point is 00:31:51 We're smelling it. It was like, this is the real. Like, they don't even get that out there. He was smelling it like, he said, you come tomorrow with this? You have the biggest table, the biggest. He said they treated him like a king. He came with a blunt the next day, gave it to the kid.
Starting point is 00:32:09 He said the kid never smoked the pure. He wanted the pure that bad. He was like, oh, my God. Like, he couldn't believe. You know what I'm saying? He got that shit. What? Fire.
Starting point is 00:32:21 He said the man went loony tunes and was like treated him like a king. Next day he came. over there, they fed him like a king, treated him like, he was like, he had that shit off the thing. Got that fire. Listen, a big economist says in five years, there's going to be no need for lawyers or accountants because the AI is going to do everything for you.
Starting point is 00:32:45 In five years, they're saying, chat, you get on this AI information. It's out there. And so what I'm saying to you, yo, it's, I. They're going to take over a lot of shit with AI. They say, you know, no, I need a lawyer or accountant. They say right now, I got a guy over here. I don't want to say his name. He just graduated college.
Starting point is 00:33:06 And he said the students are using chat GPT to cheat on every test. The man admitted to me, he cheated on every fucking test. The guy right over there just wore the cap and ground. We don't want to say his name. Right now, we'll call him Rosario. Oh, Savino. Rosario. Acevedo, but, y'all, Jadio, Rosidio, straight up told me, and I appreciate your honesty.
Starting point is 00:33:32 He cheated every test with chat GBT, answering everything. That's what all the kids is doing right now. I got a boy do a $100 million deal in New Orleans for some hotels, and they're using the GPT. They're saying the other guys using chat GBT, too. They're doing the contracts, lawyer to lawyer, and they're waiting to the last second to give to the human lawyer because you know
Starting point is 00:33:57 they charge us by the hour to get it done I mean I'm just saying that's what that you believe this shit the economy
Starting point is 00:34:02 I don't like to think about that kind of shit drag me this makes me nervous it makes me nervous too let me tell you
Starting point is 00:34:11 something they're not going to be able to roll up a blunt like a human being you think they're going to have a little robot
Starting point is 00:34:17 rolling shit up like yeah they probably is what he said he said there's an ER room in China there's more
Starting point is 00:34:24 accurate than humans and it's all robot. Chris, am I lying? There's a ER emergency room in China that is all robots. Japan. And the motherfuckers is serving it up with more precision than humans. Right now.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Let one of them niggas go crazy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I say. They just grab your throat. Choking shit out. Like, fuck human beings. Mout function. Yo, let me tell you some of,
Starting point is 00:34:54 about staying on brand. I was talking to our brother, but let's not even, like, I, I, he really is my brother, but I be, he's so much my idol. I'd be scared to talk like that. Like, he's my brother. I get mad, right?
Starting point is 00:35:10 So in the Tina, my sister is president of Def Jammer, she'd be like, oh, I saw Todd today. I was like, yo, you are not allowed to call him Todd. He is L.O. Cool, Jay. Like, I get offended when people try to act like they even know him.
Starting point is 00:35:26 He's such by idol. So I'm hanging out with L.L. Kuljay, Ben Crump. We at the Songwriters Hall of Fame. They honored George Clinton and Rodney Jerkins. So we didn't support. L.L. tells me how much he loves this podcast. It's incredible. He says Jada kiss stays on brand.
Starting point is 00:35:48 He always talks from a hood perspective. He always talks from a hip-hop perspective at you, Joe. You know, you like to brag and talk about whirling shit. But you're saying it from your perspective, how important it is to protect your brand and stay on brand? Because I got one right now that's like most disrespectful shit I'm going to come with right after that. It's very important to protect your brand and stay on brand.
Starting point is 00:36:16 You know what I mean? It's about finding that balance. You know what I mean? We ain't know what the fuck we was going to do. We're just doing it. We didn't have no structure. The best way to find out if some work is try. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:36:36 Chances make champions. Now, the train is coming now. The train is coming, baby. Yo, listen, this is what I mean, right? I got the opportunity when I went to Rasha Belize's wedding in Dubai, I met the man, Ashton Hall. Ashton Hall, I tell you, Roshed, they got a zoo
Starting point is 00:36:57 in the house. This is no bullshit. You got a zoo in the house. So when you're eating dinner, this is on God, Google it, whatever it's called Fame Park. You're eating dinner. You look, chat, GBT. You look forward, there's tigers.
Starting point is 00:37:14 You look to this room, there's bears. You look to this room is elephants, and you're eating dinner in the middle of the, that's the house. I overheard on guard tigers lions chimpanzee everything
Starting point is 00:37:28 now last week I threw it up in my story the white tigers and all that I'm not lying but I overheard Ashton Hall because he was at the wedding we ate dinner there asking Rosh's father
Starting point is 00:37:42 could he like race a cheater or a cougar and could he race the eagle like he was politicking now he's physically fit you've seen the videos you've seen him go super viral racing
Starting point is 00:37:56 with my brother Callet that shit looked like they could get a movie role with both of them together right they race it so the world is thinking this is the greatest fastest man
Starting point is 00:38:09 in the world he he thinks so I'm at the table I'm at the dinner table him trying to get a cheetah or Cougar on the eagle to race him No, I'm being honest
Starting point is 00:38:21 Scott Diesel out of control The man Went for the banana In the tailpipe No pun intended And he let little Speed the streamer
Starting point is 00:38:34 Challenge him to a race Speed bust his ass Four times in the world Four no Steve he killed that whole shit You know Ashton should have stuck the brand He should have said
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yo this little kid Keep threatening me He might be super fast. I think Ashton Hall really fucked this whole shit up, racing this kid. He finished his brand, you think? The kid is talking mad shit, too.
Starting point is 00:38:59 You bum! I told you, you know, Speed is a nice kid. He's a nice kid. One of the biggest streamers in the world. I've hung out with Speed, too, a bunch of times. But Speed destroyed this guy on video with the race. Barefoot. He took
Starting point is 00:39:15 his sneakers off and raced him barefoot and beat him. Right? So my thing is, Ashton Hall, he ain't stick to brand. You know what I'm saying? And not only that, Ashton Hall fell down in one of them. That's like when you get your uncle, he used to be fast. He thinks he still got it. No, no, remember your uncle used to be fast?
Starting point is 00:39:36 Like Uncle Dan was the fastest in my family. We used to get Uncle Dan and bet guys $20 to race for my block. Because Uncle Dan from the other would be like, yo, $20, I bet you I got my uncle beat you. and he come beat their ass back in the days, but he's old now. Whenever you see that you try to race and you fall on your face and it's done, it's a rat.
Starting point is 00:40:01 If your cousin, hang it up, hang your converts up. The train ain't coming now. The train ain't coming, baby. No, sir. Yo, on a serious note, we want to give prayers and condolences to Ananda Lewis's family. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Did you know Anna? I think I met a few times at the young locks when we first came out. I ain't really know. She was super beautiful. Definitely. One of the pioneers and journalism and hip-hop. And she was a special person in real life. Anyway, we'll leave it at that.
Starting point is 00:40:39 But we're very sad for her. You know, and she was very strong and opinionated. so like she had breast cancer according to everything i've been seeing because now i'll get a phone call you know they they they calling me behind this podcast from east of west coast but from what i saw she knew she had breast cancer and they could have did it the way they do it with chemo and all that but she refused to do that according to the reports and the interviews i saw and she believed that the body was smart enough to beat the illness itself, you know. And so, you know, we got a lot
Starting point is 00:41:23 of people who feel that way that don't trust science, don't trust technology. Damn sure ain't trusting AI. You know what I'm saying? So shout out to Ananda, beautiful spirit, beautiful soul. We're going to miss you. I've seen a very big outpour of hip-hop. You know what I'm saying? You know, she's a legend in the game, bro. She's a fucking legend in the game. Is Father's Day a certified holiday?
Starting point is 00:41:51 Don't go here. You're trying to start some shit. What did you get for Father's Day? I think I got pancakes. You got a T-shirt? I got some pancakes. You got a T-shirt? You actually got a T-shirt?
Starting point is 00:42:04 I got pancakes and two turkey bacon. No, my brow rang off from Belizeaga for my daughter's shit. I ain't got no fucking nothing. I got pancakes, two turkey bacon. I got a friend Brown socks In the screwdriver Sad
Starting point is 00:42:23 It's sad how they're doing The Fathers out here, man Yo, it won't stop You know when I woke up Father's Day morning No Birkins I don't really care There's nothing
Starting point is 00:42:33 I don't really care About holidays like that I'm gonna just keep it real with you I feel like it man made We don't get no nothing Let me explain my peace You're right But I'm going there with you
Starting point is 00:42:44 these resting rides open. Look, I'm going with you. Let's go. Right? But let me say this first. My disclaimer, right? I believe that a lot of these holidays, especially in America,
Starting point is 00:42:56 was made to boost the economy. That it ain't really, we celebrate Thanksgiving and they killed the Indians. Like, I'm just keeping it a buck. That's just, so these holidays, no. I didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:43:10 I didn't say. So I'm saying to you is, I don't believe. these holidays, so even if his father's day, I'm not tripping off of what's going down. Actually, you know what I asked for yesterday? And they fought me, but I know why now.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I know why now. I woke up and I said, I want a TV dinner. The old school. Go, go. No, no. This thing is crazy, though. It's the truth, though. Yo, am I right or wrong, ass?
Starting point is 00:43:38 I woke up. He wanted a TV dinner? Yeah, fuck. That's hard. I eat steak and lops. I want a fucking hungry, Jack. You're a hungry man. Let me get the motherfucket. The fudge, the fudge with the fake
Starting point is 00:43:50 fried chicken with the, with the mac, mass potato. You got to throw your own butter on with the little corn. The problem is I live in a very affluent area.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Meaning, everybody got a mansion. I went to the corner supermarket. They ain't had no TV dinners. I went to the next sexy supermarket. They didn't.
Starting point is 00:44:14 have it. I go to the hood. They got all the hungry jacks. This is how they fucking us up. I'm telling you the truth. I didn't know, so I eat my hungry jack happy. Later on my daughter tells me, yo, by the way, dad, did you read the back of that shit? I said, no, what was she said? 1400 sodium. That's like the stuff you're supposed to take for a month in one hungry jack. I grew up eating this shit every day, three times a day.
Starting point is 00:44:43 But was it worth it? No. And after I found out about the 1400, sodium, fuck, no. Yeah, let's talk about the BET Awards. I think it was the best BET Awards
Starting point is 00:44:56 in the long time. What you think? Quality. They spent a lot of money. The production was right. The performances was tight. I think everybody rock. What you think?
Starting point is 00:45:06 Jesse Collins, my daughter worked on that. If you let her tell it, that's a whole show. She went to school for sets and all that. She's, you know, she's in there working. Shout out to Jesse Collis. He got a bunch of people's kids working from the interview.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I got to call him the NEPO crew. I got to get my daughter in there. You see what I'm saying? That's the NEPO. He calls him the NEPO crew. Everybody's daughter and son is working for him at that show over there. But I love this BET Awards. And I think it was basically the hits.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Like, everybody who performed had real hits, real music. It was quality. I want to shout out Jamie Fox, who was in a coma. He almost lost his life. I love his stand-up comedy that he did on Netflix. You know, I had me in tears as well. But you could tell he was always a great guy. But you could tell God is in his life on another level.
Starting point is 00:46:07 So while they're doing the tribute to him, which was amazing, and from baby face that you've seen your man your man Teddy Riley did the payment on the roof wide with the shit yo all of that was incredible the Stevie Wonder
Starting point is 00:46:24 now you've seen him doing like Stevie can't see the award he's like yo I mean you know you know Jamie the trifecta but that was crazy it was dumb funny right but that was crazy I'm like you don't fuck
Starting point is 00:46:39 with Steve Stevie, Stevie's like, look, the saddest thing, I could tell you the greatest thing and the saddest thing in one comment. To me, sure there's greats, but Stevie Wonder's the last great. From that time, like, I mean, we got Pallie LaBelle. We got everybody.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I don't want to mess up, but Stevie Wonder is like from when Michael Jackson was a baby, from the whole Motown. he was a kid doing the music. I feel like he's the last... Pillard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's making money move should be easy.
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Starting point is 00:49:23 Snoop shit was crazy. Snoop shit was crazy, huh? Snoop. They ripped that shit. What I want, Jay, corrupt. That shit was fired. Snoop Dog, like I always say, the most popular rapper ever in the history of hip-hop. I mean, 50 cent is there.
Starting point is 00:49:41 There's something that's there. But Snoop Dog is definitely doggy Dog is the most noticeable face. I'd be thinking about that, right? Because somebody asked me earlier, if I had a dollar for everybody who knows fat joke, I'd be a gazillionaire. You ever think that you're more famous than your bank account? Have you ever felt that way?
Starting point is 00:50:01 Hell fucking yeah. Candy is not even close. If you got paid for every picture, every time you said hi, every time you hugged the baby, every going through the airport, every time you, hey, fat you, you'll be a gazillion. Yo, bro, they know me everywhere. And it's crazy. The way I knew that this, that I was famous, famous, right?
Starting point is 00:50:32 Was I flew to Morocco. It's a true story. This is Makadesh. There's a town called Macaresh. They pick me up. I'm not going to stereotype them, but I get in the back of the truck. Nah, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:50:47 And they drive out. These people ain't speaking English. They drive out into the desert for about two hours. The only shit I really see in the desert is a camel walking by itself. About an hour and a half in, I start saying, damn, they caught me.
Starting point is 00:51:06 the Taliban No, this is Yo, I'm telling you, there ain't nothing out there. They ain't a water fountain, gas station, nothing. It's straight desert. Who was you doing it? I was going to do a show, but the guys
Starting point is 00:51:22 picked me up in the truck. You know, they, like you, you did a show in New Orleans. Somebody picked you up. These guys wasn't talking English and they drove into the fucking desert for two hours straight. and I'm thinking in my head
Starting point is 00:51:38 it's over. Oh, that's it. It's over. They got me. The Taliban. I swear to God, I was that scared. I thought they had me and I was kidnapped. And then we pull up like a movie to a gate and it's like
Starting point is 00:51:53 a fucking oasis. They have villas. They had like a villas all the most beautiful shit in the world. And I remember walking to the villa that they gave. me and it was two white girls, and I mean in the middle of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:52:11 American history is full of wise people. What women said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is gory. Those founding fathers were gossipy AF, and they love to cut each other down. I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history. And I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption.
Starting point is 00:52:53 My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Show me how good it can get today, God, and show the rest of the world what we already know. It can't get no better than being hella black, hella queer, and hella Christian. My name is Joseph Rees. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian. A fully Black, fully queer, fully human, fully divine podcasts that explore society, culture,
Starting point is 00:53:32 and the intersections of faith and identity. Listen to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian to hear conversations about what it means to sound the way you look. I think what I've had to make peace with is that every iteration of my voice is given to me by God and I love it. Books that validated our identity. The library now for me is a safe space as someone who is writing books that they're trying to take off of shells. And how we as black queer folks relate to our Christianity. Listen to Hella Black, Hela Queer, Hella Christian on the IHeart Radio app, Apple, Apple. podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
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Starting point is 00:56:14 Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. These women know how to vacation. They want to see humans, right? So I walk in the white girl look up. She said, oh, it's Fat Joe.
Starting point is 00:56:33 And she turned back around the guy's suntan. Here, two minutes ago, I thought I was kidnapped by the Taliban in the middle of nowhere. And she looks up and go, oh, it's fat Joe. That's how I knew I was famous. That's when it hit me and I said, yo, you fucking famous, man. You just thought you was in the middle of the desert by the Taliban. And the girl know you like this. She just rolled up.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Oh, it's fat joke. We had a great time. I wasn't kidnapped. I went back home, very safe and everything. We had a great time. You know, in my Kardashian, they got a little. man like you have you ever seen the little men like this come on we have one in jimmy come on dog yo i'm telling you the truth on crack has anybody here has anybody somebody help me he
Starting point is 00:57:16 said it's a man this let's see our fans in moroc french montana knows him french montana's from morocco i told him he knows him it's a man this little i need you all to see how small he saying let me his face son of you like the man what size organs Yo, give me this shit. I promise you. This shit, the rewinded box. Hold up. No.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Yo, come on. You know, come on. Definitely the Kiss Cafe. Let me get the Kiss Cafe. Yeah, don't. Let me get the Kiss FAC Cafe. Listen, let me tell you something. You seen a human being?
Starting point is 00:57:51 This man will be ducking behind this shit in real human life. It's a grown man. It's not even now. Yo, listen, he's a grown man with a suit. Ladies and gentlemen. A suit. No, no. Nah.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yo, the man, John. Oh, I'm capping. Go to my goodness. Yo, look him up. He just, yeah. I promise you. He said he got a suit on. Yo, we had a Dominican.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Come on, we had a Dominican named Nelson that passed away, rest and peace. He used to come to Jimmy's Bronx Cafe. The man was this big. Come on, man. Yo, I'm telling you. We got to. Yo, listen. He's definitely not bigger than the Kiss Cafe.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I've been in a carnivus. I've been in a man. No, no, no. It's nobody with this big, dog. Yo, there's a little man in Morocco. He's still alive in Makadesh. Okay, we want y'all to send us pictures to the Joe and J to Instagram because y'all be thinking I'm capping.
Starting point is 00:58:48 He won't be hiding behind this shit. Nah, come on, man. This is at least three-fourths of his body. Yeah, come on, dog. Please. There's no way. What's that sneaking? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:59:05 I'm not a myth. I am not a myth. Al-a-hambi-la. I am not a myth. I got a myth. I got a gift. Come on, though. This guy is killing.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Let's see if French picks up. He said he got hide. Yo, I bet you they sent it to us. Sorry. But the person you called. French ain't pick up. Let me tell you something. I'll tell you, we had a Dominican one name Nelson.
Starting point is 00:59:28 He passed away. Yo. He used to be a Jimmy's. He jumped from. the table to the chair to the disc you never seen it I'm not violating in no way can anybody get us a picture
Starting point is 00:59:39 of Nelson? Nelson will be found you guys are going to make sure I'm not capping the guy who does the clips you're going to find pictures of Nelson you're going to find pictures of the man and then Makarash because they say I'll be capping
Starting point is 00:59:55 there's a little man I can't take it well I never seen a little woman like that Right? I've seen a little man like that. I've never seen a woman like that. How big is he? He's hiding beyond this shit.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Yo, what? Yo. Yo, listen. I need him. Listen. I need an emily. I need, yo, dog. He's hiding.
Starting point is 01:00:21 His face might just go, like, peek over this shit. It's a little man with a suit. Yo. Yo, dog. He's killed me. Rewinded 10, CVS, Sally, beauty, go get it. A little man with a soup. Kiss Cafe, go get your
Starting point is 01:00:35 stuff. Kiss Cafe. All right, you think I'm lying? Nah. All right, I'm just trying to tell you. Let me tell you something. All the people say shit for clickbait, content, shit like that. I say facts. All the time.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And when we do the clip, you're going to see the little man. Two of them. I know a Dominican one Nelson. He passed away, rest of peace. Rest in peace to Nelson, man. But the other We got to get the, when we... From Morocco is alive, and French knows him. French Montana knows him.
Starting point is 01:01:08 You got kids? I don't know. Yo, come on. I'm not going to go to here with you. I'm sure he got a girl. They think he's cute and all that. The man's a little scrungy. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Yo, what's the toy they selling over and out now? For the girls, everybody's getting them toys. La Boo-boo. Leboobo. Yeah. The girl, women can have her own, LeBubo. The man. This guy.
Starting point is 01:01:30 The man, yo, let me tell you so. The picture surfaces of this. No, no, it's happening. I'm not lying to you. Nelson? You found Nelson. Who you found? From Morocco?
Starting point is 01:01:42 Let me see. We got him. We got him, bro. No. I tell you, I don't cap, man. I'm not fucking capping, bro. Yo, kiss. I'm going to let you look at them first.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Just make sure that's hit. Look at my man. Oh, shit. Oh, fucking shit. Look at my man. Yo, look, look at him sitting on a watermelon. Look at this shit. Oh, I told you.
Starting point is 01:02:09 This is my guy. I'm not lying to you. This is my guy. He's on a watermelon. He ain't bigger than the watermelon. Look at this shit. I told you. Kiss, I told you.
Starting point is 01:02:22 But he ain't... No, no, he's puny. Put the Kiss Cafe. That's shit half his body, bro. He's on a watermelon. Like, that's a building. He's... Do it?
Starting point is 01:02:33 Y'all, come on, kiss. You're trying to violate this guy? I know him from Makadesh. But how big is he, for real? He'll hop, like, he'll hop from the table to the chair, hop down. You help him. You better than never say my brother's cap. The No Cap Award.
Starting point is 01:02:50 You see this shit? The No Cap Award goes to crap. You're dog. This a man. Yo, look at him. You're sitting on a watermelon. It's crazy, you know. I'm trying to tell you.
Starting point is 01:03:00 And he's a grown man? He's a man. A grown man be wearing suits and shit. Yo, wait! He do got a little button up on. He got a little polo button up. Look at the little sneakers, man. You ain't seen...
Starting point is 01:03:16 You know, this thing's crazy. I've been around the world. I'm trying to tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't want to hit nothing. He found the little guy. Yo, but look at the pineapple. I need Nelson. Half his body.
Starting point is 01:03:28 If you get Nelson. No, Nelson is the minute he died. Look up Nelson. Nelson is out there. Nelson used to hang with us in the Bronx. I'm telling you. Yo, dog. Yo, the pineapple.
Starting point is 01:03:40 You met him in Morocco? Yeah. French knows him? That's it. French knows him by name and everything. When I tell French, you know the little guy, he'll say his name real quick. That's why I called him. I was like, you know.
Starting point is 01:03:52 He's a grown man. No, he's a grown man. He ain't this small. He ain't, ladies and gentlemen, he ain't there. size, though. What size is he? The pillow? Look at this guy. The fucking pineapple was to his neck.
Starting point is 01:04:09 That's crazy. How little is he? His body is half a little. Yeah, I try to tell you, that boy be hot and behind Kiss Cafe. He'd be like this. I told you. Yo, that's hard, man. He made his real talk. He got to put him on the screen.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Yo, that's crazy, though. That's the illest. Yo, is that crazy or no? Oh, God, with his suit. What kind of suit? What kind of suit to be at? Oh, all right. Oh, look at the lady on him.
Starting point is 01:04:38 No, no, look, he got the suit. Look, kiss. Oh! No, he got the suit. What? Yo, look at the lady on him. He got his suit. No, I'm dead ass.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Yeah, look at the suit. Yo, look, he got the suit. He'd be rocking suits, the bowtie, all this shit. I can't take it. I'm not lying. Yo, we got to have it. your mess on the side. You got Nelson?
Starting point is 01:05:02 You felt Nelson? Yeah, come on, man. Let me see Nelson. I give up already. Yo, listen, Boots. Who's bigger? Nelson to him. Yo, give yourself a boost.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Yo, give yourself a boost moment. You see you looking at Nelson? Did you look at my other man that was sitting on the water in the watermel? Who's alive? My Kardashian is alive. Nelson is passed away, right? You see Nelson?
Starting point is 01:05:22 How big is Nelson? Same type shit, right? Wow. Let me see it. Oh, you can't really see it, see it. Look, this is Nelson. Oh, shit. Yo, don't.
Starting point is 01:05:35 And Nelson's a little taller than Makadash guy. Yeah, he's a little taller. He used to rock the T.S. chain and, bro. Jimmy's Bronx Cafe, the big... This guy, Nelson. Yeah, I swear to God. Two foot, two inches. Two foot, two inches?
Starting point is 01:05:50 Who, Maconess or Nelson? Nelson. Maconess is two... two foot two inches that's my guy he'd be in the suits I'm telling you he was on letting me
Starting point is 01:06:03 what's this he was on some shit he's the littlest guy 10 years ago he passed away though Nelson had girlfriends and everything I used to see him
Starting point is 01:06:12 in the Dominican clubs yo yeah I'm telling you yeah Nelson used to be in the Dominican club I promise you crack
Starting point is 01:06:20 I gotta leave crack alone he showed you Nelson and he showed y'all Maca Nash man Shout out that Rick the Rule. He dropped a new album, doesn't it come with a movie or a short film? Yes, the movie's a short film called Victory.
Starting point is 01:06:40 It's called Victory. He got, yo, he sounds like vintage Slick Rick. There's a song on here called Landlord. See a train keep coming to train here? This is a song. It's a song called Landlords. I feel like I went in a time machine listening to this album. It's a lot of easy at all.
Starting point is 01:07:16 He got to join with Nas, this crazy, called Documents. The album is great. For me, Slick Rick, I'll let you tell what the Slick. Rick mean to you? Oh, that album is first album is like a manuscript of storytelling, wittiness, just some fly shit that you needed to hear over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You know what I mean? Same here.
Starting point is 01:07:48 When I was young, I left my mother's house. And although my reputation was being tough, being a gangstile, I was very young. And I had to stay in the Crackhead Hotel. It's crazy because I did like a documentary type shit. And we tried to get access to the hotel. We're still there by Dodge High School up there by Cretona, by motor vehicle. And the owner was like, yo, fat Joe always call us a Cracket Hotel. We've seen all his interviews.
Starting point is 01:08:13 He can't film here. Because, you know, they shit is when I was going on. They still trying to get business. They still getting business. I call it a Cracket Hotel. But the truth is I really lived in a crackhead hotel. hotel, $30 a day. And dudes was busting
Starting point is 01:08:29 dudes heads open with 40-ounce bottles. I used to open my door. People shooting heroin. This is the crack era. And it was scary. And the only thing I could do was listen to Slick Rick. And my walkman to go through the whole night just kept listening. Hey,
Starting point is 01:08:45 y'all, hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. And all the show, everything. So Slick Rick, he got a special place in my heart. I look at Slick Rick worldly. I can claim them as the Bronx's own. I could do that. It's from the Bronx.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We never do that, though. We share Slick Rick with the world. We never say the Bronx. Slick Rick. We always say Slick Rick. We don't claim him. We ran in the Bronx.
Starting point is 01:09:15 That's where he called his case at. He got to have some connection to the BX. I got some super real slick Rick stories that I've been. scared to tell him that I saw just being an innocent bystand. The one day I'm going to have to tell him, be like, yo, Rick, you remember the time this? American history is full of wise people. What women said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is
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Starting point is 01:13:41 Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I was there at certain places. Slick Rick, a real one on another level. It's that victory album. Mandy, his wife, shout out to the whole team. We love you, Slick, and, yo, the music sounds amazing. That's what I want to hear from Slick Rick. Yo, Jay, the part you always hate, top five female rappers.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Should we do top five or should we do like a Mount Rushmore? It's the same shit as a headache, and it's a religious argument, and somebody's going to be mad, and it's more than five. But fuck it, let's go. Who's your five? It is way more than five. It is way more. Everything we talk about, like, you know, I'm surrounded.
Starting point is 01:14:34 We talk about top five producers. I wouldn't even be alive without Coulin-Drey right now or Scott Sto. You see what I'm saying, Kool-and-D, you forgot to say, y'all on his ass. Now he's coming back. fixing it because it's more than five. I'm not trying to fix it, but it's more than five. You're tomorrow, the next show you're going to be shouting out to the ladies, you forgot.
Starting point is 01:14:59 Yeah, I mean, because I love them all. You know what I'm saying? I love them all. Like, I love all producers, all rappers, all ladies. I just know that this is the shit that gets y'all. You guys, because hip-hop is all about the debate. I remember so many times in the summer we would be up to six in the morning
Starting point is 01:15:22 in front of the building just arguing about who's the nicest. Shout out my man Shy. He down in Miami, but he would always say Dana Day and I would say Slick Rick. We would argue in junior high. This is the great debate in hip-hop. So somebody like Jada kiss,
Starting point is 01:15:38 I want to know who he thinks for the moment, because it could change next week. For the moment, who's your top five female artists of all? Of all time. Of all time. Yeah. I'm talking about everybody.
Starting point is 01:15:50 We can't just do this moment right here. You know, you got a lot of girls winning, but are they bigger than... Female rappers? You say? Female rappers. Emcees, rappers, everything. No, I'm gonna let you go first. But I...
Starting point is 01:16:06 Yeah, let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is all crack. So don't... I'm just participating, but is... Blame everything. Shoot all the shots at him. because I'm telling you it's more than five
Starting point is 01:16:19 you know that I know that we all know that but Queen Latifah Mm-hmm See some saying MC Light Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:16:32 Shout out to MC Light Her mom's God bless You know her mom's Going through it You know You have to say of all time All right
Starting point is 01:16:42 I'm just saying So what you want to just do I mean you you you hit two missiles. Can we make it six or seven? See, ladies take it different than God. They're going to be mad at it. I'm with six or seven.
Starting point is 01:16:56 I'm with six or seven. We got to do it because our sisters, they're going they're going to want to school. Now he switched it. They don't want to kill us. No, no, no. Well, you made me switch it. Like, why is he mad at me? Because when we get the second. All right, it's still five, Jada. It's still five.
Starting point is 01:17:11 I got to cleanly, I got to kindly get out of this. Because I already, you're putting me in hot water right now, crap. I know you're going to be in hot water. Who I said, the Queen Latifah, MC, Light, right? Now let me mix it off a little. You took care of the foundation. Yeah, but I still not going to make everybody happy
Starting point is 01:17:32 however you slice this shit. That's why I asked you this question. It got to be something challenging. Queen Latifah, Light. Then I'm going to fast forward. Jim and Fox. Then I'm going to fast forward to Nikki. That's four.
Starting point is 01:17:51 You didn't mention. All right, so you said five. You said Kim, Foxy, Fox, M.C. Light, Latifah, and Nikki. So that's where you stand? You leave me no choice. I can keep. I want to say Lauren. No.
Starting point is 01:18:07 I want to say Missy. All right. It's more, man. You're putting me in a sticky situation. I'm going, Lauren. I'm going Lauren Hill all-time, number one best female rapper. All right. There's four more you got to do.
Starting point is 01:18:24 I like how you did it. You better throw Remy and Meele. You got real slick because you said Foxy and Kim. You didn't say three or four, like you said Foxy and one. Who's better, Foxy and Kim? They both, you need me to say all five. I'm giving you Latifah, M.C. Light, Kim, Kim, Foxy, Foxy and Nikki, no order.
Starting point is 01:18:48 You just said name five ladies the all time. I'm saying Lauren Hill. Okay. I'm saying Foxy and Kim. You're going to use my five? Use your mother. Pick your own ladies. No, no, but those really are top five.
Starting point is 01:19:03 So even if they're the top five, I can't use, all right, okay, that makes easy. They can't use my five. That makes easier for me. All right, let's get me here. You got L buggy, who else? Y'all, listen, I got L-Bugie, I got Remy Ma. Okay, you know better. You better have RIM in there, baby.
Starting point is 01:19:21 That pissed you smoking. She'd be at my house so quick, right? So I got RIM, I got Lauren Hill. You said, if that's the case, I got to go with Missy Elliott. You better. So you got Lauren, I got, because I can't pick your five. So I got Lauren. You got Lauren, Rem.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Rem. Missy. You got two more, brother. See, this is the wax shit Jada did to me on the producers. He started mentioning my producers. Yeah. Right? So then I'm going to give it right back to him and say Eve.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Okay? I'm going to give it right back, return the sender, and give you Eve. Eve over there with the billionaire. I forgot about Eve. What's wrong with that? Eve is on another stratosphere. She's supposed to be. That's my baby.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Sisters, go get yourself a billionaire husband. I advise it. Some of my hire, all that. Go live a life. Eve just knew rap for fun. Yes. Fisci. She got the bag.
Starting point is 01:20:31 We're not mad at her. I might need a loan. It's my sister. For life. Y'all Eva, I'm a holler. So you got Lauren Hill. Remi. Missy.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Eve Missy. Who's the last one, brother? Last one. It's hard, man, and I'm gonna go out. And you already picked Light and Latifa. Go Mony in there, man. Moni is a legend, but she got like a short spin. That's thing is good.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Nah, no, no, no. Moni was always incredible. Ladies first, man. I love Money. Don't do that. Moni got that slick rick of ladies. I love Moni love. Don't do that to me, but I'm thinking.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Pick your fifth, dog. so hard. I'm thinking that's what he gets for bringing up these fucking segments. No, no, no, no. I'm going to say... He's stuck, yeah? No, no, I'm not, because I'm going to say and you're going to say I'm very
Starting point is 01:21:29 biased, but I got to say Cardi B. I have to say... Rep. BX, baby, Cardi. We love you. I have to say that because if we're talking about biggest female rappers of all time, She won the Grammy.
Starting point is 01:21:45 She sold 10 million records of wild shit. So it's legit. But all in all, I got more than I got Remy. We left out, go old real. That's the shit you do. Don't you? Jay, this is what makes this shit. Lady of Rage.
Starting point is 01:21:59 You hear this guy, Lady of Rage. What's up, sis? Yeah, I mean. Fucking love the Lady of Rage. Rod Digger. I could keep going, man. No, Rott Digger, dead nice. Rod Diggott.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Bahamadilla, don't start that. I can just keep saying everybody, too. Rest of peace, the Isis. Ooh. What's my girl? I don't want to feel. Boss from out there in Detroit. She had a moment.
Starting point is 01:22:25 Yeah. I think she passed too. She passed away. My girl, Mia X. Being that we shout out of the woman. Rest in peace, too. Jersey. Hurricane G.
Starting point is 01:22:37 She was nice. Man, Hurricane G. Gloria. She was just, she was just, she was just, legend off of your Redman get off that punk smooth shit kick that shit breath in peace Fox
Starting point is 01:22:50 MOP. Well Fox She's a legend in the game I was thinking about Fox the other day I seen a post that Premier just posted of her and he said every night when he goes to his house he got a picture of her
Starting point is 01:23:06 in the basement I hope I'm saying that right Primo he put it on Instagram and he gives a little kiss to Fox And he's, you know, Fox was a legend. Legend. In the hip-hop game, man. And so there you have it. We're the biggest in the game.
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