Joe and Jada - Kevin Hart FACT CHECKS Fat Joe’s stories + talks ’72 Hours,’ Netflix roast & Jay-Z’s historic Yankee Stadium shows

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by superstar actor and comedian Kevin Hart, whose new movie ’72 Hours’ drops on Netflix this Friday. Kevin roasts Joe for his sensationalist storytelling an...d breaks down his biggest takeaway from Jay-Z’s historic three-show run at Yankee Stadium, his hilarious bit about the different types of raccoons, why he wasn’t offended by any of the material in his Netflix roast, his ’72 Hours’ castmate and Saturday Night Live star Marcello Hernandez, and what motivates him to keep grinding. Joe and Jada is now STREAMING ON NETFLIX! Merch is here! https://joeandjadashow.com/ All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:37 One more toes for Fanatic Fest, and we did our job. There you go. Look at that. Howie. Yeah, yeah, this is the upliftment squad. Joe Crack the Dawn in his bitch. You know who it is your boy, Jada. This is the Joe and Jada show.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Every show legendary, every show iconic, Fanatic Fest edition. and today's guest you can be here for so long think of a hell of a businessman you think of somebody who came from Philadelphia started from the bottom built the empire
Starting point is 00:03:25 you see them all over the place artists working man and show business and still finds time to have muscles hell of a father hell of a workout regimen That's a hard thing, Kevin. A hell of a workout regimen.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Elever barber. Elever stylist. Elever barbler. Elever watch collector. Shall we go on? Wine connoisseur. Yeah, yeah. Definitely on the wine is.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I'll be on the wine. A little culture man. Well culture. Well culture. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Kevin. Yes, yes, yes. You know, a lot of a lot of people. People aren't doing this.
Starting point is 00:04:12 So I want to take the time to do it because the show deserves it. Flowers, flowers should be given for those that deserve them. I got to give Joe and Jada flowers right now. The podcast space is a better space because of what you guys are doing, man. You know, bring in humor, culture, honesty, raw stories. Uplift. Shit that people just are possibly overlooking. I want to say there is a significant value to your space and your voice in the podcast space.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Man, I love to see what you're doing. So I'm starting off with just a major congrats to both of you. It's an honor to come sit on the Joe and Jada podcast, man. You appreciate that. You know, you was one of the early ones. This is only like five, ten episodes in. I've seen you at a fight. Well, I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:05:01 And the man just turned around. I told you about that. Two minutes later, he turned back around. He said, you're some flogers. You funny, motherfucker. I was very honest. It was early on that shit. I said, Joe, crack, don't fuck this up.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Like, Crack, you, people don't know you're funny. People don't know, they don't know. They don't know. Crack is funny. They don't know the storytelling. They don't know. Kiss is funny. Whitty like a movie?
Starting point is 00:05:29 Kisses been funny, by the way. I had to catch. Yeah. It's not like it's new. The niggins that know, no, no. But they don't, the audience don't know. That's a fact. I said, don't fuck this.
Starting point is 00:05:39 up, y'all niggins are different. He'll tell you I told him at the fight. I said it's different. Let me tell you something. You know what they say, don't let that go over your head or you get that on the way home? They motherfucker kill me every episode
Starting point is 00:05:53 when I watch the episode at all. I said, what the fuck? They guys shoot me from the side on this motherfucker. Yo, I said this motherfucker, I did, I'm not a cat. I caught on, too. I was like, well, some of the stories. I mean, like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:08 I think we're going to be honest, Rush. Some of the stories. God, that was stazon on it. Oh, no, they're real. No, no,
Starting point is 00:06:16 I know they're real. I'm saying, Craig, some of the stories, like they go, they know, some of them take a hard, some of them take a hard right,
Starting point is 00:06:25 a hard right, like, you'll have me. Craig don't have me. You're going to be like, oh, that's what we, we have to talk to them,
Starting point is 00:06:31 niggas. We pulled up on them. But when we pulled up on them, I had the flame throw her. Whoa. crack what'd you have I had to flame throw out the trunk because niggas didn't know back
Starting point is 00:06:44 back then I was pull up on niggas like what I was setting niggas on fire back then by the way, as Sammy Sammy was missing Sammy he always crack throw out of name he always thought of random name
Starting point is 00:06:59 because I asked Sammy Sammy he did somebody's a nigga he's a fan of the show all right all right All right. You be a favorite.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Hold on. That just killed you, though. I didn't want to listen. Sammy was there. Sammy was the one with the fire extinguishes. So before I move on, because I'm saying a lot of shit, niggas might not believe me.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Sammy had the full fire shit on. He put the dramatic pause on you. He'll stop. He'll stop so you register it. He had it on. Around the time Steve Stop came with a tennis racket. He couldn't believe what he thought. Yo, listen.
Starting point is 00:07:43 He can catch right in. You can go right in. Yo, Kev. Now to my defense, how many times have you heard from opposite people and confirmed? Working on another show with that. Because people coming, it always somebody that was dead. Like, yo, kiss, you know that story cracked. Kiss is in a tough spot.
Starting point is 00:08:06 He's in a tough spot. Here's why Kiss is in a tough spot. Kiss, not only is he working with you, but some shit is hitting him where he's like, this is true, right? But Kiss also sometimes be like, whoa. Right? He'll go, whoa. But he sucks you.
Starting point is 00:08:22 He does a good job of backing you. He keeps getting confirmed. I told him, man, I'm from Philly. Yeah. Fiff in the Allegheny. Okay. The bad land. That is the bad lands.
Starting point is 00:08:34 That's the bad land. confirmed. You know how every local place have a blog or Instagram the motherfuckers put that up. Every comment was like he's from here. I've seen him at the both days. I've seen him with the
Starting point is 00:08:49 cowboys. I say, what do you want me to do? You want me to lie? Yeah. They fucked up. They're paying us to talk shit. And this is what we do. And it's true. As a fan of brilliant storytellers, there's
Starting point is 00:09:04 nothing better than a good story with confirmation. Even if you get 65% of a confirmation, that's good. That's strong. I got more than that. I'm not saying that that's your number. 65 is a good number. 65 is a good number.
Starting point is 00:09:19 To me, let me tell you some, to me, if 10 guys your security almost ain't let me in, your security almost ain't let me in my show. Biggie, hit me with the, boom, right? He didn't know. If 10 guys, that size walks in here right now,
Starting point is 00:09:37 it'll feel like 50 guys. If they're all coming for you. Yeah. Yeah. Out of three, three against ten. It was, man, ten giant guys, it'll feel like 50 guys. So you're making it 50?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yes. Okay. That's not, okay. Okay. Okay. By the way, when you give an honest, that's called honest exaggeration. Let me ask a question.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Okay, go ahead. Is there not 100 fucking, fucking, baseball bats behind your head right now? No. No, I think it's 22. I think I'm going to solid 22, crack. I've never gone to 202 than a heart. I think I'm going to 22 bats behind my head, Grant.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I think I am. See, that's the extra sazzoon you go on. That's the sazzu. Now, if niggas take all the bats, chase you with all the bats right, they won't feel like a hard. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? We can't understand.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I get it. I get it. I get it. Where you write the script. But the origin is truthful. I grew up in a project building with a 1,500 people. The whole project building of 14 floors.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Everybody had nine kids. And what we did, the way he goes out, the names and numbers, I'm going to say, I've been to a lot of projects. been doing a lot of projects. Right? Philadelphia, we have projects. Like, you know, there's a tons of them, right?
Starting point is 00:11:10 I mean, tons. Projects are, it's low-income housing, right? We can agree. Definitely. I don't think they're putting a thousand. Oh, yeah. I don't think it's a thousand. I think it's all.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I think it's all. Only the old Caprieney Green. Oh, that's okay. Hello, guys. Guys, it's 14 floors. Yeah. It's nine apart. Everybody got nine kids.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I counted it one day. I went through the building. Yeah. Do my man. Pull it out. I'm pulling out the calculator right now. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I'm going to go 14. 14 times nine. That's 120. We're still, we're still 9774. Oh, no, no. My building got a thousand. Wait. You said nine, nine kids.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Thousand bucks. I'm going to go, let me go nine times 14. I'm going to give you another one. No, floor. Nine apartments in 14th door. That's how I got to the 126. But now you said nine kids. So right now I'm going to do nine kids.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Say five kids. Okay, let's say 14 floors. I understand how you come to your numbers now. I perfectly understand. You get it now? Okay. I'm going to say you're far off, but for story purposes, hundreds of people.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm not going to say that But that's a better as enticing to the story Brother, I was at a show One time you talking about raccoons With fucking mask on in the hoodies True story
Starting point is 00:12:46 What the fuck? True story But I understood what you were saying I used to get attacked Factual story I used to get attacked By the raccoons When I moved in Miami
Starting point is 00:12:56 In the fucking suburbs It was fucking raccoons And I'm like banging on the wood The motherfucker ain't scared of nobody There's a different you have different types of raccoons. If you get, if you have an incident with a niggacoon, right, I call them niggacoon. A niggacoon.
Starting point is 00:13:11 A niggacoon. Nere coons, very fingered, they acted with their hands. Nigger coons point at you. Niggas coons direct the crew. This way. I saw a raccoon. I saw a raccoon. Like, come on like this.
Starting point is 00:13:27 This way. Yo. I'm not making it out. I don't see this. A raccoon is where. have seen it too. You know, wave the niggas on.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Yo, bro, every day that came in a garbage. Yes. Yes. Yes. Hold it open.
Starting point is 00:13:43 All right. They got thumbs, bro. The raccoons, Nicky. When you get around the raccoons, they come through
Starting point is 00:13:51 like they look like they got scullies on and shit. They are not. I want to shoot in my head. I got the Tony Montana.
Starting point is 00:14:00 You got him. See what I'm saying? He didn't have Tony money. I did. I did. Yo, Kemp, I swear to you. I did. I'm living in
Starting point is 00:14:11 the wilderness. Yeah. Atlanta's illegal. I had the big shit with bullets about. I was dying to use this shit. I had to sit and set a Trude Alert. Then I'd have got the
Starting point is 00:14:27 shooting so fast, but the raccoors, they not scared of that shit. Crack. The bullets that are this big are the ones they use like Afghanistan and all that shit that's where these are.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I don't think you had those. I'm not saying that you didn't have a big... I think the gun you had was a legit... I think you had a motherfucker hammer. I think you had a fucking gun, right? But I just want you to understand. These bullets, they're coming out to...
Starting point is 00:14:55 They're coming out to join that's like, do, do, do, do. To this day, to this day, it's the flyest house I ever built spent the most money and it's the fastest I ever moved out. Middle of the night I heard animals y-hi-ya-ya-a-ha-ha-h.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Niggas was like fucking like horses. You ever heard animals screaming? Back up. Back up. Where is it, man? Got to, oh, Brack, you got to just, you got to back up. You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:15:25 He said, my hell, man. I heard the animal. And then he's there, horse. No, I'm. You may, you take. You turn the horses to the monkey for a minute. You got to take it there.
Starting point is 00:15:37 You got to take it there, no. You fucked up. Because let me tell you, I got the microphone. I'm going to analyze one of your movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On one of your fucking things, and I'm going to go back check from story to story. I'll be like, oh, no, this motherfucker,
Starting point is 00:15:55 you know the I've never embellished. I've never embellished about a story that I've told in my life. The only story where people start thought I was embellishing that I had to go back and give them the facts. It was a story about when my dad got jumped. My dad got jumped. This is one of my most vivid memories as a kid.
Starting point is 00:16:12 It's the first time I actually, in real time, saw somebody, like, really get their ass to be. But it wasn't a father. Yeah, but it wasn't a jump. It wasn't really a jump. They peed off my father one time in front of me. Oh, Lord, man. Let me hear this one. My dad is, this dude, they're getting into it.
Starting point is 00:16:29 My dad is over, it's overcontracted. Oh. My dad fucked up the... He was supposed to lay down the carpet in a certain way. My dad did it his way. Guy said, I thought, my dad wanted the money. Fuck that. You're not getting this money.
Starting point is 00:16:44 My dad said, well, then you're going to have to see me. The guy says, well, I guess that's what it is. I'm there. I'm a little kid. My dad said, can't get in the van. I get in the van. Got my dad go outside. The guy put hands on my dad.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Hit my dad four flush shots. I'm talking. As soon as they say, let's go, I'm talking four from the shoulder. I don't turn off. He had hands. They got hands in the family. My dad said, Cap, go. They're jumping me.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I swear to God. I said, it's just him, dad. It's just him out there. Yeah. It's not nobody else. Camp, take the van. He told me, go get out. Go get out.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Go get out. Because they jump in. The guy's front. came out because my dad, he was fucked up. My dad wouldn't get off the property. So then the guy and his friend just threw my dad in the van. My dad was like, we're going back. Dev, give me out of here.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I couldn't even drive. My dad was so discombobble. I was a little kid. I'm 12. I can't even drive yet. I had to wait for my dad just shaking off. He drove. Later, he wanted to go back.
Starting point is 00:17:55 And I was like, dad, I'm just giving you my best opinion. I don't think you should fuck with that guy no more, right? Like, he did what he was supposed to do. I think the fight should be over, Dad. It was nobody else here. Let it go. My dad took a loss, but it showed me the lesson in that. You don't need to fight everybody.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Oh, you know. You got to choose wisely. Some people, I think, from a visual perspective, give you the answers and information you need. The guy's shoulders rolled in. I've never seen the guy's short of this day. I'll show you a flip-side story. You never seen it?
Starting point is 00:18:32 nigga who showed he's just way and like eat class that's a motherfucker guy eat class
Starting point is 00:18:37 that motherfucker a motherfucker like you know a bug man's up a body you know I'm not
Starting point is 00:18:42 fighting that nigga like this no no no no days you
Starting point is 00:18:45 don't think about that no nothing think about you got it you know
Starting point is 00:18:49 my father was a small guy yo had a big mouth and thought he was
Starting point is 00:18:55 tough and they used to beat the shit out of him when I was little
Starting point is 00:19:00 he had a I jammy Christmas his two years, they would beat this shit out of it. Oh, my father.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Holiday. Christmas, Christmas, a holiday, Black Ivy. Yeah, those is a holiday idea. One thing I could tell you, my father passed away last year. He kept it real
Starting point is 00:19:19 to the last. Yo, my father kept it. My father, real, Nick. He kept it all away 100, dying in the hostas. He was the same nigga because you remind me of him a lot.
Starting point is 00:19:32 He was like, whatever he's saying. What does that mean? What do you mean by that? Right. He's a stubborn motherfucker. Okay. My father's the same way. So my father would go, if he think it's the truth, he's going to say.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Okay. Okay. My father's sisters, okay, would be throwing like sweet 16s for my cousins. They would come behind my father's back, his blood, and give my mother. the invitation to be like, please don't bring your nest up. Oh, no. Don't bring my brother. No. But the kids, we don't want
Starting point is 00:20:10 you, we don't want the family to say. The behind the back, uninvite. That nigger walked in there with an uninvite. That nix. Come up in there with a sky blue truxedo with ruffles and shit, nigga Pontice. Your mother's a whore. Oh, no. She fucked every
Starting point is 00:20:28 like, like, they was pounding this nigga out. Okay. Every sweet 16, my nigga Your family? Yes. You didn't say his family's jumping at the birth. No, it's all his nephews. It's all his nephews and brothers.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I think it was coming in there. You're a wrong. And everybody knows it. Big kid and let's get in. Who my own? I know what's going on. You don't understand? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I just kidding. And keep it too real. Yeah. He kept it like, I swear to you, in this last moment that he was dying, that it's nowhere to go. That nigger kept it all the way to the end. Poppin. Mad shit, the niggas, he didn't give it your fuck all like this. I'm not looking at him dying, kissing him in his forehead.
Starting point is 00:21:21 He was still sending me to hell while he was, fuck you, Joey, you brought me here. Dad, you're dying, my nigga. Fuck you. I think we got to unpack a lot of this, crack, because this is where a lot of the damage is coming from, man. Like a family, a family that's whooping family has every holiday, shit like that. You're carrying up baggage, crack. You got to unpack this, man.
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Starting point is 00:26:42 on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Listen, he goes like this. I buy him in my mother's house in Miami. They would not move out the projects. My mother and father would not move out the projects. Fat Joe was performing New Year's E's MTV with J-Lo and they were in the projects.
Starting point is 00:27:05 And they refused to fucking move. They would not move out of 5B, my nigga. Wow. So I finally, Steve Rifkin tells me, yo, your parents is in the... He said, yo, me, just go behind my house of Florida. And they made some shit up. They move.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I told my mother, they want to kill me. You got to come so she can't. No, that's real. The only way to get them out. They would not move. Crack cats. They're looking for you, mom. You got to get out.
Starting point is 00:27:32 They're going to kill me. if I keep coming back here, they have whatever. They moved there. When they moved there, my whole family, I'm half Cuban. This shit looked like a festival.
Starting point is 00:27:44 It was like a million people in the house the first day, second day, all my cousins I see. About a month later, this shit was a cemetery. Nobody in there, no cousin,
Starting point is 00:27:56 no arts, no this. So I'm like, Poppy, where's everybody at? I told him this white, self-stick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I told him his mother was a whore. And I'm like, yo, Bobby, but why? This is why the house was crowded. Yo, Kev, the house was jam-packed. I can't take this. No. Yo, Kev, the house was packed. But it goes dark so fast.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Like, there's no warm up. Bobby Waps and his mother-sug, dick. Whoa. You don't even throw the jazz. He goes straight. He goes. You come from back here. You know, everybody was so happy that Theo moved to Miami.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Niggas never came again. Every Christmas and everything was me and the mariachi. My father liked the... I would rent the mariachi, niggas said, come over here. That's it. That's it. He got rid of everybody.
Starting point is 00:28:58 You know, that's one thing. That's what keeping it real goes wrong. I never got to do the house thing. I never got to buy my mom the house or to do any of that shit. That's the one thing I wish that I would have got to do. Let me tell you. I never had that. I went through tax problems where they took all my money.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Yeah. And the one thing I told her is take it all. You're not taking my mother's house. Yeah. Yeah. My mother's house was a regular house. Half a million dollar house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:30 and I would pull up and feel like it was a palace in Dubai. Absolutely. I was so proud, Sid, naturally. I mean, look at my mother's before I bought my own house. See what I'm saying? I was a law-biting citizen and your mother was smart enough to get the fuck up out of it. These guys want to be in the number spot, the bullshit,
Starting point is 00:29:53 playing dominoes, pop his shit, starting fights. Towards the enemy, he got a pass. That's standard. Joe. Two different up. There, that's Frat Joe and Money Bears' box. Don't feed them up.
Starting point is 00:30:05 So it's the last, the last 15 years. He was, they're like, but when I was young and I couldn't do nothing, I watched some fuck-puff off. A lot.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I'm right there with you. I can share that. I bought my dad out. It's kind of weird. Like, my dad, my dad is the parent that didn't really deserve the shit. Like, my dad was the,
Starting point is 00:30:29 my dad was the, He called it by default. My dad didn't really deserve the life that I gave him. Like that's a nigga. I let my dad get it off. I got my dad. Hiles got him trucks. My dad,
Starting point is 00:30:42 or muffly allowance. But my dad is the parent that's shit and got it. They shouldn't have got shit. Mama's love. She got that. Mom. Let me tell you something. One day,
Starting point is 00:30:52 I mean, I'm in Puerto Rico. So Carmelo Anthony, he builds this, uh, Basketball. Yeah, yeah. For Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I'm out there with him. And we're in the club. Popping, niggas, reggae tone, whatever. And he looks at his... Man, fuck this nigga. No reason. Production. Mallow's that, man?
Starting point is 00:31:16 For no reason. No reason production. Don't, hello, what's up? I'm right next to him. Fuck this motherfucker. My dad. My mom's was a decent woman. he looked like these niggas
Starting point is 00:31:30 with the long head. Nah, he mad at his father for meeting his mother. I said, bro, you wouldn't be here. Nah, smooth. Yeah. Nigger, I can see it now. He got my wams with such a nice lady.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Oh, he was a... That was a liquor. That was a liquor. The liquor's blocked up in a motion rum. Mello, I know exactly you talk about. You was in Puerto Rican rum, Mello. Puerto Rican rum. Just has a good call.
Starting point is 00:31:56 He said, stop. I had mellow sauce me. Melo soda. He started to do it with a good hair. He started seeing the niggins. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Yeah. Yeah. I said, yo, Melo, you won't be here if it wasn't for your fault. He was like, yeah, crack. But you know, my mom said, decent late. Yeah. I saw it. Rum punch.
Starting point is 00:32:16 You called it. Just called it. The Puerto Rican rum. No movie. Yes, sir. Tell us about, 72 hours. Tell us about it a little bit. 72 hours.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Drop it on Netflix, July 24. No doubt. Great project. Hard art, hard rated art comedy. Wanted to do something a little different. One of the go hard art. The world needs it. It's good to get comedy back to a place of uncomfortable so we can get comfortable.
Starting point is 00:32:46 A lot of new cats that I wanted to put on. What the movie's about? Well, the movie's about an older guy trying to connect with the younger generation to keep his job. I'm an older guy losing my basic place and advertising sales. They feel because I got to disconnect with this generation. So to get a connection, I decided to go on a bachelor party with these younger guys. And a bachelor party ends up becoming a world of shit that I had no idea that I would be in. But it's very grounded within how it happens.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Like you're not looking at a crazy concept. You're like, how? What? Like the laughs keep coming. but it's very believable and why. And I think as an older guy today, looking at how these younger kids are moving and all the shit that we don't understand.
Starting point is 00:33:33 You don't get what they're doing or how they're doing. Losing connection with the way that they're... The influence are influencers and the social media and the words. It's a lot going on right now. Trying to keep up with it as a job within itself. I decided to bring it to light through a movie. 72 hours.
Starting point is 00:33:49 A lot of the new cats on Estinnell. Shots out to Marcello, Kay and Patterson, Ben, Mason, who's in it as well, new talent, old talent, a lot of strong cameos, the movie delivers. By the way, I don't miss.
Starting point is 00:34:03 No doubt. I don't fucking miss. I don't fucking miss. I'm not going to give you nothing that isn't what I say. I'm not saying that. I don't think. Did you call yourself top of bed or alive
Starting point is 00:34:14 or somebody gave you the, uh, Big one. It's been around for a while. They've been in my family for a minute. I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Was that?
Starting point is 00:34:24 understand, don't need to be said. My family was understood. Doesn't need to be said. Oh, my God. I'm a strong believer, but, oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Double toast.
Starting point is 00:34:36 He got his old tequila. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used to. He used to. Why, you say used to? Did you ask for cases that didn't send him to you? I really didn't understand where we went wrong.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Well, I don't want to, I don't want to fuck up your sponsors. San Bernard is. It's Cousin East? It's still around. Yeah. he still. Oh, that took a little. I had to think about it.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Well, I had to think about it because he's still around. But I get it. And I see that you guys have sponsors. So I'm not going to let you fuck up your sponsorship. You're always on a personal. Bonsors can't block my gifts. No, I'm going to stay in my personal style. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:07 I'm going to stay you through stuff. See, the business is always going to miss this. I'm never going to block the business. I'm never going to block. I appreciate that. I can send you something for me to you. You're a fucking businessman. A businessman.
Starting point is 00:35:18 We got to toast to 72 hours. He never misses another one out of the park. 72 hours. Uh, A big toast, 72 hours, July 24th, another toast, Joe and Jane to the podcast, doing strong things, a bigger toast to the business that they're creating,
Starting point is 00:35:33 the partnerships that they expanding on, and the world of goddamn understanding the relatability that comes with them. If you're not fucking with them, you should. The show is only getting bigger. Hence, myself, and other guests are coming because we need to, because it's about embracing the culture
Starting point is 00:35:48 and those that embrace it correct. One more toast for Fanatic Fest, and we did our job. There you go. Look at that. How you? Yeah, you see, like, I don't know what they're drinking, but that's the acetate. The good thing is like, this shit like, oh, match.
Starting point is 00:36:02 The good thing about what I'm drinking is just, I don't know, and this isn't a commercial for me. But I just like to, I like tequila to be smooth. I like to feel like my tequila is different. I like to feel like, you know, it's something that's soft on your palate. And I guess I representals just doing amazing things and people are responding, which is why I'm running 60%. Grand Cormino. Talk slow. Talk slow for the people.
Starting point is 00:36:23 It's different, guys. It's all about embracing yours. Let me explain. Celebrate your hard work correctly. Go ahead, Joe. You walk in, their lady's saying, all your guests is here. I said, no shit, I thought Obama walked in.
Starting point is 00:36:39 You walk in with a whole crew. Got a team. You got a fucking posse. I got a team, man. Got a team. A lot of people around me, but they all got shit to do. And they get real, they get real gravity at Fanatic Spencer.
Starting point is 00:36:51 You know, I'm small. So the comedians, people feel like they know the comics. How do you manage to have? have muscles. And when you work so hard, you got to, you got to.
Starting point is 00:37:00 No, that's hard. His workout regimen is me. You got to. What do you do? Every day? Every day. Every day.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Every day. Every day. You got to. Every day. No days off. There is no. You get busy, busy. No days off.
Starting point is 00:37:15 You get busy. Bus. Shots out to boss. Boss has been my training. You know what you call like that? It gets your illusion of even more high. No, that's not an illusion.
Starting point is 00:37:24 That's what it. That's not an illusion. we're not in a space I thought you can relate We got the SB yesterday Niggas 10 5-7 handling out
Starting point is 00:37:33 He said wait a minute Wait a minute A 5-8 The nigga Marcello Right Yeah Man he brought it He was funny
Starting point is 00:37:40 It was funny It was funny My co-star My co-star My co-star Starian 72 hours with me as well Shout to Marcel
Starting point is 00:37:47 You crushed the SPs yesterday Crush the SPs yesterday Yeah Yeah Monica What's up girl You know that Billy You know what it is. You know exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:37:58 I used to say. Joe and Jada Show.com. We got new merch fresh off the presses. Go get it. Big out of big. Boom. Joe and Jadishow.com. You can get the little cold for a t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Win a hoodie tag. It's my favorite right there. I need an extra large. Show and Jadishow.com. Go there. Get it. Listen, let me tell you something. Is there any fear?
Starting point is 00:38:29 Have you hit the point of You're so kicked up That it's impossible For you to ever go, bro Because the reason why I'm asking Is when I see a man work as hard as you It gives me He want to secure
Starting point is 00:38:51 He want to make sure The bag is beyond Why doesn't it give you He dislikes work? I would say I'll tell you, I'll tell you there is, all of this. It's a both. It's a two-prong answer. A, I am a
Starting point is 00:39:05 workaholic, but I enjoy being busy. I enjoy having something to do, and I think when you look at people on the other side of life, people deteriorate when they have nothing to energize them as do. When you look at people's
Starting point is 00:39:20 body start to form, or you look at people get slower, you look at motherfuckers' minds, and they're not as sharp. They don't have shit to do. So the more that you stop interacting, the more does you stop engaging,
Starting point is 00:39:34 the more that you stop fulfilling that source of energy, well, you will see it in some level, shape, of form of radiation. You will see it.
Starting point is 00:39:43 It's impossible to avoid. Being active, it's just that. So I like building. I like building in real time, and I like the idea of building so much that when it's all said
Starting point is 00:39:56 and done and I'm not here, somebody at some point ago, Oh, yeah, no, that's Kevin Hart's. Oh, that's the Hart family. Oh, no, the Heart Foundation, the Heart. I like the idea of multiple points. It feels the same way. And shit that people can coincide or.
Starting point is 00:40:13 I always say, we got to paint a fat motherfucker on a picture and then three, four generations later, they'd be like, yeah, we're eating this. I'll take the fat Joseph Fartner. Nothing better. The man said it all for a father. There's nothing better.
Starting point is 00:40:29 It's nothing like it. You know what's motivating? I'm going to tell you what's motivated. What do you think the dovest thing about a whole of a Yankee Stadium was? What do you think the dovest thing? I'm going to tell you what niggas made out of even real life. You think just him performing, the show being big, sold out.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I'm going to tell you the biggest ball. Rock Nation flags were at the top of Yankee Stadium. That was him. wrapped around the fucking stadium. I'm going to say this again to the audience. I never noticed. Not just kept going in.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Rock Nation flats were at the top of Yankee Stadium. Well, you know, when everything was trying to bummer, she went out there with a fucking Reverend Al Sharped in this shit. I don't blame her. What you call like?
Starting point is 00:41:19 A ball. I don't blame her. But I want people to understand Yankee Stadiums don't promote other. Yankee Stadium doesn't allow the business of others to fucking have a bigger staple on their brand than theirs to get Yankee Stadium
Starting point is 00:41:40 to take down the Yankees flag from the top and put Rock Nation flags. It will never happen again. No. You will never see another artist performing Yankee Stadium that has a brand, that Yankee Stadium allows
Starting point is 00:41:59 to be seen from miles away flying in the fucking end. That to me is legacy. That to me is defining moments that separate you from the rest. So when
Starting point is 00:42:15 I'm thinking about business, when I'm thinking about other things to do, how do I put such a fucking dent in the roads between Kevin Hart did and what others could or can. You can only do that
Starting point is 00:42:29 when you just keep your foot on the gas. When you got your foot on the fucking gas, the shit that comes opportunities for years. I feel like I'm busy.
Starting point is 00:42:38 It's a fact, and I work every day. Right after this, I got a concert. Yeah. And I look at you when you're the definition of busy.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Yeah. I just say, yo, this guy's working all the time. The biggest, the biggest thing for me from the Jay-Z show was that
Starting point is 00:42:56 the people, the fans, understood the assignment. What happened is, imagine how crazy it would have been like a Travis Scott moment that people would have riot while they were waiting or this. The people said, you got to not fuck this off. I know, we're going to wait. We can't fuck this up. Look, we can't.
Starting point is 00:43:19 That was the biggest shit for me. 60,000, 80,000 people saying, we're going to stay. We're going to wait. And fuck it. I just want to highlight the business, the brand, but also
Starting point is 00:43:34 you got one rapper, man. Hove didn't promote or market anybody else coming. Was that market as you're going to see the best of the best come shit as great as all the time, brother. You got, you had marketed as Hove is doing Yankee Stadium.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Whether you are a fan or not, your personal business. I'm speaking. you from the concept of one rapper going on stage with one microphone singing the album from 30 years ago to 11 to 15 to 8 to current and doing over the course of three nights. Yes. And over the course of three nights, I'm surprising you. And then on last, on the last night, there's a delay. We get a delay. There's a casualty. The casualties handled. And over four hours, over four hours people stood outside the stadium and waited because nobody accepted defeat
Starting point is 00:44:35 and believing that the show is not going to happen. Wow. Understand that for a second. Van stood outside and said, nope, impossible. You know what's Mike? Nobody's coming out. You know what's Mike claimed of fame that night, Sharifu was there?
Starting point is 00:44:52 I'm sitting in the rise that Tyler Berry's there, all the billionaires. I'm the only guy with a seat in the Risen. Yeah. Oh, yeah, throw it. Throw it. Throw it. Throw it.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Throw it. Throw it. Throw it. I think they have seats. Who was the only guy with the seat in the whole riser with Tyler Perry in there? I think Tyler wanted to sit down. Everybody want to sit down. You're standing for five hours.
Starting point is 00:45:26 So you're saying. Who could you answer to the- You didn't want to have you. You had to see. Only nigger would a seat. And you let, you let Gail stand up. Hey, I let Gail's wife, Chrissy sit down. You let Gail King stand up?
Starting point is 00:45:45 No, I let Chrissy sit down. Okay, all right, that's a bar. And Callet's wife, sit down. Family, I get it. That's a bar. Family, that's a bar. That's all. But let me tell you something, man.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yo, Kev Hart, man. I'm so proud. out of you, man. It's too many accolades. Work hard, man. He's a big history. I thought the roast was hilarious. Thank you, man.
Starting point is 00:46:07 But let me ask you a question. And if you don't want me to put this to a race, you're good. When you book these, I think Jeff Ross last night at that, when you book these comedians, surely you know that guy's a racist and he's going to say racist jokes, right?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Are you just like freedom of speech? Here's the biggest misconception. Here's the biggest misconception. that eventually people have to understand, right? Everybody can label someone as whatever you deem to label them at, right? I'm telling you for a fact. Who I know within the rose culture
Starting point is 00:46:43 is who I want to be a part of the rose culture. It's a very small, Nick group of people that are willing to participate in roast. All of those people that were comedians that participated in roast do that crap. That's what he was not a on. I knew what he was going to do before he spoke. It's his humor.
Starting point is 00:47:03 It's what he does. I do what he was going to do before he even spoke. I accept it. Except it or not. By the way, it's a choice. It's a lot. It's always going to have your choice. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:47:14 It's okay. If you hate it. It's okay if you love it. Within the dynamics of a roast, everything is not for everyone. Jokes are off-putting. I get it. They're not for you.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Some jokes are not for me. I took a, ball with a grain of salt. They have no effect on me. My mother, my dead dad, my dead mom, family, career. There was so much of a road. It's, it's, I'm coming at you with whatever I can. People felt like some of the jokes were done in distaste.
Starting point is 00:47:42 You have every right to feel that way. I feel like some of it, too. But it doesn't change the concept of a roast. A roast is going to fit the dynamics of a roast. That's it. I'm not there to police anybody. Joe and Jayton Bay. It ain't a roast.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Is it something else? It happened to me today when Kevin Hart appeared on our show and explained how I exaggerate everything. And there might be some... I did it for your audience. Thirty-five percent lives. I did it for your audience. I took it on the chin.
Starting point is 00:48:16 It was a roast. But guess what? This ain't that? That ain't this. Ooh. It's cracking. Kiss. Make some noise.
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