Joe and Jada - Memphis Bleek recaps ICONIC Jay-Z concerts & talks new music, CRAZIEST travel stories & Jada-38 Spesh beef
Episode Date: July 21, 2026Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by Memphis Bleek and the trio recaps Jay-Z's legendary three-night concert series at Yankee Stadium, telling wild stories from a star-studded event that included LeBron... James, Beyoncé, Rihanna, along a laundry list of the culture's biggest names. Also, they talk about their favorite vacation destinations to flex with, Bleek's admiration of Joe and Jada's skills on the mic, and their reaction to 38 Spesh's ongoing feud with Jada. Joe and Jada is now STREAMING ON NETFLIX! Merch is here! https://joeandjadashow.com/ All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yo, bro, when I first heard, you niggas is like yellow lights, I'm running through y'all.
This think of picture been on my wall since then.
I just never admitted it.
I got up and gunning at this thing.
He's the fucking guy.
Yeah, what up, y'all?
This is Joe Cracked the door.
You know who it is, your boy Jada.
You know what it is, the Joe and Jada show.
Every show legendary.
Every show iconic.
When you think of today's guess.
That's right
You take loyalty
You think staying down
Yeah I mean
Represent the cause
Not letting executives
Not letting the outside powers
That be
Get in his ear
Stay loyal to his big homie
You know what I mean
Stay solid
See him around the world
I see him abroad
I see him in Vegas
Shout out the press seat
Yeah man
You know
I'm great
Shout out the Boston George
Shout out the twin.
You know what I mean?
We outside, baby.
The love is always solid.
Always.
One of my peers I can always count on
to have some fire in case I'm out.
You know what I mean?
And vice versa.
You know what I mean?
Hold on.
At rock silent pack, yeah?
That's what I mean?
That rock solid.
You know what I mean?
You see what it is.
You got it in Dynasty commodity or no,
with riches joint?
Oh, we got to get it.
No, we got the spot.
We got the spot.
We got the SP dispensary too.
No, I went to SP.
When he went in there?
They gave me mad weed and I don't even smoke.
Hold on.
They took me to the pot.
They was giving me shit cold.
Knock out on.
Let me finish.
Yo, my man, today's guest,
he transitioned to an impeccable businessman.
My jeep.
Great hell of a father.
My brother.
That's what matters.
His pin never, he kept his pin
I'm going while still getting all them big bags
around Italy and the mafia coaching all that.
Make some noise for my brother,
Memphis, Blick, you heard.
My brothers, my guysers.
What's up, gentlemen?
Yo, I'm happy to be here, man,
because I've been watching from a far laughing
because your niggas is crazy.
Well, you could have been our first guest.
You backed out.
You said, nah, nah, nah.
I wasn't dressed.
I'm not really.
You could have been a friend.
We were at him in the first.
We was like, yo, Billink, come on.
You were like, no.
I wasn't dressed.
Y'all catch me at meeting time in meeting mode.
Then we threw you off because you see now set in the office.
Just like, I didn't came and took over.
Yeah, yo, y'all think it's definitely.
Definitely deboed the office.
Like, that's your shit school.
Y'all.
We got it now.
Yeah, I can't do nothing.
Shout out to the whole building.
I got a shoot on the roof, but it's too witty.
Jay sister.
Jay sister.
Michelle don't play the.
I love him.
Yeah.
You know, that's the family, man.
The shot off play that shit.
Jay-Z's brother.
You know, I always bump into him randomly.
He'd be like, yo, I'm Jay's brother.
I'm like, yo, what's up, baby?
He's like, yo, I met you there.
I was like, yo, yeah, yeah.
Let's talk about the recap.
I think it was one of the days.
Whenever Gav had a party, I was hanging out with whole sisters, T-T.
Oh, yeah, Lee's T-T.
It was an ill day.
It was a shout-out-out.
This shit?
It was like the whole stage.
48.
This was a,
Gab had like a B-side listening
one of the days before that,
I think this was a phone.
I didn't get none of that.
It might have been the second day and the day.
I didn't get my end on merch.
They had some shit.
Yeah, I ain't getting none of that.
Jerry Lorenzo, I'm calling you.
He's kind of like,
all the whole.
I got the Yankee hat.
That was it.
He ain't going to hold me now.
Yeah, we need that merch.
Yeah, we need that merch.
I'm telling you.
I think he is.
I think I can prove you wrong with this.
You didn't say
Maybe my gosh
for later.
Perhaps a little.
No, I need that merch
too,
but Jerry,
you know,
one day we'll get them up here.
This weekend was like
Hovemania,
bro.
They called it Hove Chella.
Hove Chella.
That's a good name for it.
I heard that one.
Her Hove Chella.
It was like,
damn,
I took the whole crew.
The first night
I went to the suite.
And,
y'all,
Jay's like,
Yo, what's up?
I thought that was true.
No.
I ain't going to lie.
I saw, you took the whole, the first day.
You had family, ugly, orangutans.
You, I said, crap.
Everybody, he told everybody that's, yeah, I'm going to give you this first day.
Come on.
I want to shout out my brother Tito Mafia, one of the real ones.
He said, yo, Joe, man, we got to go to the Jay Z shit, I said.
At first, they were saying.
and it was like 2,000
and tickets of shit.
I was like,
yo,
it's like 2,000 a ticket.
He said,
I said,
you know what?
Let me make a phone call.
So I call it Des.
I see your dad's,
how much is the sweet?
The sweet was the fucking A&E
episode.
How much that shit?
You should get your number?
Whoa,
the next week to mine,
the next week to mine
was Neonardo DiCapio.
Oh, yeah.
Spider-Man.
Oh, yeah.
Next week over here was like Nabisco.
And it's, like, it was like,
oh, yeah.
Hey, but the Terror Squad Corporation had a fucking sweet.
That's how you doing, my G.
Fuck that.
We pull up, so I said, you know what,
let me call all my guys direct to the death
when we ain't looking, we ain't around, and fuck it.
Let's go.
Big dog style.
We went and got the suite.
Everybody came.
My daughter was like, my daughter was like,
ain't no real fluidity, no room in here.
Dad, I said, yo, this ain't even, this ain't your sweet.
You're like, yo, the sweet 16.
You're an honorary guest.
It's for the ugly one.
This is the ugly sweet.
This sweet is for the, to everybody who did 20 years.
It's protected like no other in it has.
Hello.
Stand back.
Viper.
Hello.
I'm like, yo, hello.
These are the guys, mommy, you know.
And, uh, but we had, but you came out and, uh.
You know, the day, I know everybody,
because I'm only was anticipating going to day one,
because that's the only, they laced me to take my son,
a couple people day one, right?
I took no shows.
Then it switched.
Now, I got to go back day two.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw you day two.
We were in a rise.
Yeah, we were feeling there.
Listen.
Yeah.
You know, I found a car on talk
and they be like, listen.
On the third day,
me, the locks,
we had a, we had a memorabilia signing
in Brooklyn at a new hobby shop.
One of them cars, no, look, listen.
We got the hobby shop signing.
It was early in the day.
We did it.
Finish, I'm shooting at JFK.
I get a text from OG.
A three-way text, me cracking OG.
One.
Overset pull up.
Oh shit.
I was going to ask you how that happened.
Do you mean,
did somebody tell him I was at one?
I was at the other two.
I came in,
I showed my support.
Said, nah, this is bull up.
He wants you to touch the stage.
I mean,
hold on a message.
Fuck that.
Track call.
Look at this.
Crack call.
Kiss.
Good story.
I don't care what's going on in face.
We got to go to fucking Yankee State.
Me, crack.
I got to fulfill me.
I got a goat.
Look, I ain't going to Yankee Stadium,
crack.
He said,
same travel's my brother.
Yo, cheer.
He said, he said,
he went song with me.
I said, yo,
I let Joey track that.
I got to call him back.
Fucking change the player,
change it.
I called him back.
Track,
we did,
but he said,
yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm on a fucking brother,
duckie.
I was in the pool working on my son tan.
I was going.
I was going.
the rubber duck.
I was going
as a fan
anyway.
My whole family went
I couldn't shake them.
It was the Lord, though.
They wanted in.
That's right.
Oh, my name.
My daughter.
Yo, my nigga,
I had to turn my phone low.
I told the cops when you come down
high bridge,
they let us park with the cops.
Right in gate two.
I formulated it.
Get to the horizon
and I'm chill.
Your life.
I'll pull up.
My version is I'm on the rubber
ducky.
Yo.
And I'm checking.
I'm checking.
Oh, yo, you got to throw up rubber duggy.
Yeah, why you got a rubber ducky in the pool?
No, no, you know, like a sloody.
It's just flat bagged ball.
It's a floy.
I know, man.
But that's the rubber ducky, though.
What happens is, I get the same thing in the OG.
So I run out the pool.
I said, well, this sounds like, pull up.
Yeah.
So I call OG.
I say, I'm going to tell you the truth for a half.
So I say, yo, I've been going to, same shit.
I've been going, I'm there every day.
I'm coming tonight.
No, Oves said,
touch the stage and
Jada sound like,
talk to your men.
Like, this is what OG tells me.
Jay didn't hit me with a nice to win it.
Yo, bro, I'm a solo artist.
Yeah.
Now you're a group now.
My business is I own on my own.
Yeah, you're a group now.
Now I've got a fucking partner.
Yeah.
So now he's like, talk to this.
So I'm like, yo, kiss.
For real, my name?
Like, yo, this is Yankee Stadium.
It's history.
We didn't know how much history.
But it was like, it's history.
And then he hit me back.
I was like, all right, I'm in.
I said, I.
Let's go.
Meet me at the stadium.
Let's go.
Now, my version is, I went the first two nights,
so I already knew the shortcut to the stadium was to university.
I pull up in the convertible roads.
I got my roads out.
They call them.
I'm all bullshit.
I'm...
It's me, Rich,
mayor, top-down,
car pull up next to me,
window open,
is for a rep.
He's in the middle
like a little,
like a toy
with security.
Big no-necks in front.
Frileckes in the world
on front cars,
trucks,
and he looks at me,
he said,
you can do that?
Yeah.
I said,
I run this shit,
nigga.
It's right.
It's back.
What are you talking about?
Like, but then I seen the massage that was up to the queen.
But I felt that whole, and I gave whoever a random person my car.
I was just like, you're going to walk in it.
I was like, yo, take care of.
And I was.
He gave his car to anybody.
So now.
All the toys all the week.
Listen, I seen them in the road and the fucking beds.
Listen, listen.
Listen, if I, by the way, that's stolen.
The new Blue Benz
The G-Wagon I saw you in
He said it stole it.
My daughter drove it the first day
My wife called it the second day
I believe
They stole the car
Like it's there
My daughter got her own G-wagon
I just seen it
She got the mean rap on it
She got her own G-wagon
But I think
She won't that one
I think they stole it
Yeah
It's only been around
Three days
They drove it all three days
It's giving hints of
It's not going to have
Yeah it's not
coming back.
Get in an infinity
truck.
Yeah.
Like,
this car blue thing
is too fluidity.
But you know,
you know how I go.
They did to you
what we used to do
the niggins in her.
Let me hold your bike.
And nigger don't see
the bike for a week.
I used to
I used to see that.
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One.
I used to steal all my brother's car.
So when you heard rumors,
Yo, Joe is in the street.
My brother owned 47 cars together at one time.
He really had one ass, though, right?
47 cars were one ass.
We were so ignorant.
He didn't know what to do with the money.
He thought buy a car every day.
At that time, you could buy cars cash.
Yes, you can.
What I'm saying to you is,
as you can, I,
diggers to tell you, Joe's coming through all of them.
Those are all his cars.
They weren't.
You still could do that back in the next.
All I was the MPD in the Pima.
You know, you saw your daughter all your same vibes.
You can't even be mad then.
At all.
You feel me?
You can't be mad.
She like, pops got the dude from home, like,
where you was like,
Nah, never.
Nah, because they was kicking niggas out the whip.
So I knew.
You didn't want to get a guy in whip.
Oh,
Like, yo, I seen a lot of diggas get tossed out the whip.
Like, we'd be doing shit and they'd be like,
Yo, you'll never see him again.
Nice to be looking at home.
Like that.
Like, what?
Like that?
Like that?
Never see him again.
He did.
And certain niggas, I'd never seen again.
It's like, yo, he's the thing.
Like, dad.
He's clipping.
He's clipping.
He's clippin' it.
You'll never see homie again.
No.
Coming on the road again.
The mountain star.
You got a really snake for me to do that one.
Because.
And it's snakes.
I knew it's going to be a lot of people at the shows.
Oh.
Some of the caliber of the people I would
I'm like, God, Tyler Perry was in there with two children.
That's what I'm about to say.
Tyler Perry was just dancing his asshole.
Tyler Perry asked me for a pick.
I'm looking at this nigga.
Now, you know, we know.
He was the one guy I never met.
TP, you want to pick with me.
You don't know.
You don't know.
You don't know.
My Tyler Perry.
That's fine.
I told that nigga straight up.
I went to him.
Yeah, I told the nigga straight up.
You need a drug dealer, shooter, anybody in the movie.
Hit you.
Yo.
Hit me.
Medea
need a shooter.
Hit me.
I went to Talibirian.
That stage was like a grand concourse.
That's what I was talking about.
You know, that was talking about to perform three nights.
You got to get a day.
No adne.
You're going to death for three nights for hours.
On a two-night stay.
Come on, my nigga.
They ain't given up his right.
We just ain't up here.
I did one first.
You know, I get a whole flight.
Imagine doing it.
He really deserve it.
But nine.
Three nights.
Yeah.
That's, he different.
Y'all all been on tour.
I'm going to tell you why Hover Allenian.
We all toured before.
Hove the only nigga who tour and don't need a cut.
This shit don't grow.
Fing.
It's just stay lined up.
Lined up for three months.
It's like my nigger.
You're a fucking alien, bro.
Yo, listen.
Your man.
Your man.
Yo, my favorite night was night one.
Mine, too, because I had that stay.
reasonable doubt.
Nah,
but now,
I know with him
and guys.
When Jay Z,
let me tell you some.
Because you know
when everything was going down,
you know,
I was more towards
the Democrats.
I was with Nas.
Yeah,
why we was the Republicans
because you got all the money.
Because you got all the money.
I was with the Democrats.
We going to make it.
We don't make it.
You know,
I'm fucking done.
Listen,
we all made it.
And so,
I know,
I know they did records already.
I know they performed before.
But to see,
Nas performed,
and Jay did it for me, too.
Atle.
Listen,
here I live.
I said,
nigga,
I can see the,
and Jay Zat,
Coke in your nose.
Oh,
you know,
I said,
oh, shit.
We late.
I caught the Jay C.
Yeah.
But when Nas is realizing the realism
and Jay Z's like life and actuality at that moment was ill.
That was one of the illest.
The Ceno's too white.
My fucking mind.
But the Cidum transition from you rhyming on his beat
and he rhyming on yours.
The two different songs, my nigga, that was, come on, bro.
That's my name.
Jay wrapped over all bridges over instrument.
Yeah, you know, crazy.
And the Bronx, nigga.
He was rapping over the end of the
and y'all niggins thought I was saucy,
but I was saucy.
You was bold.
So it wasn't thought I was the truth.
They could say,
you thought I was salty,
but I was saucy.
Flood dick.
Flood dick.
This guy knows the language.
He was white.
Yo.
Your flag on the plate.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm in the right.
By the way, you're not describing.
You know, the rise was hot as shit.
Listen, though.
You know, my nigga.
Can I say something?
If you missed the rising?
You missed the rising.
That was like missing the tunnel.
You missed the tunnel.
Remy was up in the suite.
You made a come down.
Grits me acting funny sometimes.
He's right there.
I kept telling him, my sister don't want to be in the suite.
Tell her what's going on at the riser.
He's like, yo, she wants to be in the sweet.
I ain't saying the real deal.
I said, what?
Biggis was getting a big arm at the rock.
You know, let's say.
I felt so good about myself this weekend.
When you get up there and they move the big arm and say, you're good.
They were sitting major people.
With the, no.
Yeah.
They were saying, they're a major turnstown.
You know what they did that token.
You know what's done it out?
That turns out was it moving.
Biggs set up in front of the rise.
A lot of the niggins who got to
You're not letting me.
This shit was tough.
You see high.
You're on the low rise.
Yo,
digas.
There's no rise
that niggas can make it to the next.
Yo,
get out of here.
Yo, listen.
Listen.
I might have some juice,
but I don't know how much juice
and I never flexed like that.
No.
Listen.
You hear what he's saying?
Niggers are set up outside.
Nets are out there.
No.
No.
Lori's nephew.
Really?
And right outside of the riser and I'm looking at.
Right, but I don't got no past.
That nigga snapped at some point, young Raleigh.
He said, and he ran up to the security.
Rich ran and got one of them banned some,
it might have been Mike Brickland.
Somebody had a band and Rich dove over the security.
Really?
They gave him.
He said, fuck that.
I'm not going to be outside of the way.
He went in and then Rich ran to somebody, ran back and said.
See, this is nothing.
Yerzer.
Y'all should have hollered at me, though.
You had him?
I was getting anybody in.
No, I didn't have a problem.
Oh, my dogs.
I was getting everybody yet.
Hey, y' ain't hoving them, though I'm the finesse guard with them passes.
I've been seeing these passes since I was 16.
It's like, oh, this one, I know what to do with this one.
That's what I know what to do.
Even if they sent it to the shit digitally.
We got you, fam.
All the homie.
Let me describe, let me describe the riser.
Because I ain't describing it, but that shit was Vizzi.
Niggis can't get in.
Shit was killing me.
But I ain't going to lie.
It was a lot of niggas in the riso with security.
I'm like, who the fuck is this?
But listen to what I'm saying.
So the real Atlanta niggas,
was in there.
And they had a section
and they had the Atlanta girls there.
That's why I said you had to make your goal.
Houston niggas
was there with the Houston bitches.
Yeah.
Real Miami niggas was this prize was
I've never seen nothing like this in my life.
Anybody you name E-Class is in there.
Like this.
Yo, E-Class is right behind us.
You, chill.
E-class is the last American with muscles.
With muscle.
You know he class?
Yo, E class is the last nigga on this.
I turned around, he was like this.
No, he's the last bigger.
Watching the old show like this.
American with muscle your heart post.
You know what?
You know who foul to?
Rob 4-9.
I think a mad tall and shit in the front.
It's like, yo, fear.
Listen to me.
You must be back here with me, my nigga.
I tell LeBron James.
LeBron James, look.
like a baby next to
he's like that. He's class sitting there
like this. I say, yo, LeBron
this is the last nigga with muscles.
Remember, it used to be
Rich player was
You guys was...
Yo, everybody slipped up. Everybody
all your shit. Yeah, but everybody's
like me. He classed still on his
like a silver back.
Bolo, nigger. He's still
like, LeBron James rolled
on the floor. He started laughing.
Yo, I'm telling you.
The Brons jays rolled on the floor
Star laugh.
I said it's the last.
You know, I turned around and C.E.
He was like,
y'all, my nigga, what the fuck?
I was shot by chicken.
You.
Like this.
Yo.
That's my dog.
Yo.
And he's telling me,
I love you guys.
You guys are my family.
And he tapped you and you're like,
oh shit.
Yo, he did.
Yeah, he'd be a tap like a punch.
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This one is for the OGs.
Let's keep it 18-100.
Tyler Perry was the biggest.
I introduced myself to Derelle.
Gail, yeah, what's in there?
Tyler.
LeBron.
Tatum, whoever you know, Leonardo to Cap,
So I've seen them like five times last week.
I was with OG upstairs.
It was bad sweets, billionaires.
Oh, yeah.
Money sweets.
Paul McCartney.
It was all kind of incredible people in the sweets.
Paul McCartney.
I got a walk through with OG.
Yeah, listen.
Everybody and their mom was in there.
So OG walked through and was like shaking hands.
He had, he had stats sweets in the cut.
I didn't even see OG.
He had a shit.
He had sweets with nobody with just food in them.
He had incredible.
He bought me.
We caught hat.
Somebody made him a hat.
I said I made...
The kind of shit is this.
Yeah, I didn't see O.G.
That's how many people were telling me I didn't see OG all three days.
Yo, shit.
You see them all three days.
All three days, I ain't see OJ.
I didn't see them in the office yesterday.
I didn't see Bust the Rhymes.
I saw Buss.
I see mad niggas and pics that I never even seen.
Yo, I saw Y Gotti.
I saw Y Gotti.
I saw Yogi the first night yet.
I didn't see FAB.
I didn't see Bust.
I saw FAB.
I ain't so flat.
I seen fat.
You got a old section.
You got a whole section in the night three.
I seen fat.
I ain't seen fat.
None of the night.
I saw a riser.
By the way,
Ed Rimm was at the end of last night.
If you want a flex.
If you want a flex.
If you want to flex.
Seeing Rim last night.
Yeah.
I let him tell you, if it's cap or not.
In the Riser with Tyler Perry and all him,
there was only one guy with his seat in the whole riser.
Am I lying?
Who?
Joe Cracker Dawn, nigger.
I wasn't standing for seven hours.
I had the only chair in the riser.
Niggas was looking at me like,
yo, they were sick.
But where you get the chair from?
Yo, nigger, I'm in the Bronx.
They bought it to you.
That's the drugs.
They bought it for.
That's that darn card of chain that shit.
You know how many niggas are punked that I was sourced.
Yo, shit.
No.
No.
No.
They were sick and say.
Yo.
Yeah.
No.
You're going to take it there?
No, no, not there.
Remy called.
me the next day
and said, I literally
seen you punk about 20 guys
in the riser.
She said, any
nigga that ever thought they was tough,
you was going up to him like,
yo, what's up, nigga, what you want?
And everybody was like, you know, she said
you was on the point.
But why you was pressing niggers, though?
He hit that age.
He said it was New Year's job.
He said it was New Year's true.
You know, I don't drink.
They had a stuck five extra hours.
No.
It was not.
Nothing else my age.
I lost my feet, my nigga.
Everybody's feet, my nigga.
I lost my feet, my nigga.
I lost my feet, my nigga.
Straight up.
I lost my shit.
I left my shit there.
Yo, dog.
I left my feet there.
That's the illest shit I heard.
You know,
Ace is a state and Duce for some reason.
Oh, you can't.
It seemed like they had 40 trillion.
They kept coming.
They had a million bottles.
Yeah, that shit.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yo, bro.
I ain't a lot.
You just walking around with bottles.
Yo, we don't run out.
Bro.
One night, my son had five.
Acey.
You say, I know for sure.
I thought Norrie,
they beat Norrie with the supplier ace.
Yeah.
Yo, they can't fuck with that.
Norrie got a supply of eight.
He busts them out.
Norrie got a supply.
Cochie Frito stand.
He got ace.
Dumbiggins.
He got a lifetime guarantee.
But let me tell you something,
I don't drink.
I had no choice,
but you drink.
When I seen him with one,
I said,
I said two more times.
Two more times with the flu.
I said, oh, no.
He's gold.
Let's see him.
Remy did.
Remi said I seen you with a glass in your hand
because it's really that rare.
Remi sent me with a glass.
He said, oh, no.
They got him.
This boy out here.
Yo, I was wild.
For three hours,
had anybody in their game right now.
Three hours felt like five hours.
I almost smoked my whole zip.
You know, you bring a zip.
I almost blew through the zip.
This is how you know how it's different.
Like the fuck.
anybody else
that shit would have been Ryan.
Yeah, they don't
The crowd wouldn't wait it that long for nobody else.
Word up.
Ryan, cricket,
fuck the place up.
You know,
fuck the whole place up.
Yeah.
No, no.
No, no.
You're not,
just wait.
You're not listening.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Crickets.
They would have burned that shit.
Damn,
that, big.
I was like,
20 minutes before he
went on 20.
LeBron looked at me and said,
Ron almost walked out.
No, Brown was like, yo, Joe, what should I do?
I said, it's getting scary.
Just, and it wasn't nothing.
At midnight.
No, no, no.
I ain't going to lie at midnight.
I'm sorry.
When they hit midnight, my nigga, I thought it wasn't going there.
You cannot stop 65,000 people, kids.
I don't give a fuck.
How much they like you?
If those niggas would have turned that bitch outside down,
hold your kids and run.
It was nothing you could do
I'm looking around
LeBron Jay's looking at me worries
They got higher and drunken and waiting
All you can do is this man
Hold on you need more smoke
That's it
You need you know they didn't run out of smoke
They ain't let you smoke
No niggas ain't wrong
I was in there with this
Your niggas were smoking for hours
I was in there like this
You know
Come on Joe
I was in there like this
Continuous light nuts
I was in there like this, man.
All those shit.
This is how we was in there,
you know what?
That's how we was in there.
Lot of pot.
You know what I mean?
Shout out hot tolerance, man.
This is hot tolerance.
Yo, these d'nors is disrespect.
You know,
Marty, pop, rock, silent.
Listen, guys.
Bleak, man.
Y'all are we doing.
Guys, they did not run out of smoke,
you know.
Five hours late.
Niggins was like,
I almost spoke of spit.
you know.
Like, this shit was like the fluidity.
Yo, yo, niggas ain't run out of smoke.
Nah, we good.
I was like, what you need, kids?
That's crazy.
That's my brother right here, man.
Let me tell you stuff.
Oh, shit, take what you need.
Let's give some more.
I'll take some of that, too.
Listen, let me tell you, sir, I went to style speak.
What's the name of the?
Strange for life.
Beautiful place.
They gave me all type of weed.
I don't smoke.
Niggas just like, this is light out.
I'm like, what the.
Does that mean, guarantee to go to bed
when you smoked this one?
This one right here, I went in and show my face
and say, yo, tell Stiles,
they loaded me up with a doggie bag.
That's what we do, man.
I got to go check the other spots out.
I haven't been a juice.
It's not like a weed spot.
Come on, man.
Got to bring me to YO, man.
The suspension is in home.
Yo, we ain't here on some shit.
No, hell, no.
This is mine.
Yo, we don't know about this.
Baby, this is what we need to.
Blake know about this shit.
We ain't hustling.
I need to get in the game at these.
This is a real thing.
We ain't fucking around.
You see Bay Roo?
Joe DiMaggio.
This is real.
Stop.
Joe DiMaggio.
Blake, you went on this?
He was real thing.
He's in on that shit.
He in here.
Tell fanatics highlight the guys.
That's a real game right there.
This is like the time.
This is like the time.
If it ain't,
This is like the time when the African niggas show me the trunk full of money
and I'm thinking who I got a kill for these shit.
Wait now I'm like, oh, I can rob that nigga.
I don't know him like that.
He's holding a safe.
I'll pull that nigga in the bathroom will quit.
You got that bay roof Joe Amigio.
That's when the Joe crack.
Those are two pieces coming out.
The guy just to stick up supermarkets.
That's like 300 to 500.
Oh, no, this is something that's bay roof.
That's a half of a half.
That's why the half of M right there.
Easy.
You got it.
And the niggas want to know,
yo, they said it's Hove taking care of us.
Hove been looked out.
That's how we bought these cards in 67.
He looked out before I was born.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to catch one in Paris.
No, I feel broke right now.
I feel broke.
Nah, hell no.
Y'all got to put up overpals.
This thing is show me some Babe Ruth shit.
Bro.
No, I feel broke.
You know what,
broke still?
No.
I feel crazy.
He just told me some big roof shit.
I don't know shit about it,
but I know this is the car thing.
And you bust out the baby.
One more thing I forgot about the concert.
Yo, this concert,
it was extra love.
How about we fucked up the place.
We closed the shit down.
Listen.
Fuck out of you with that shit.
All that boat take your shit off.
You see my scarf.
Listen,
Tim is under the shit.
Call it told you.
You know list, dude.
All right.
It was a different kind of love in the middle.
As I seen, I seen everybody there before.
Mm-hmm.
Mallee Roe.
Jayda, you're going on stage?
A-da-da.
Rie, we, we, after she got off.
Yo.
You kept me.
Holy shit.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
I said this is a different.
Hold on.
Yo, Greek, you shut it down, too.
No more flag.
Yeah, no more.
Flags. There you go.
You tell you something.
Do you know who's
on point? Who's the
greatest on point guy I ever
see? Even though we mean no harm,
we backstays, we got to perform.
Rihanna come offstage.
She said, this my real
niggas here. She's coming up to us.
The long arm of the law.
Just before she's
coming up, her shoulder, she turned
around. Baby!
That d'a ain't so.
That nigger was on timing.
Like, you ain't never seen it.
Yo, like you and yo.
That nigga ain't set, Rocky.
I caught the regular hug.
You are not getting, yo.
No, you are not.
I think it's at the law.
The law.
Like, the arm of the law.
Yo, she's seen us.
Yo, Christian.
Rihanna come.
My real niggies.
She running up to me.
He's like, he's like, baby.
He left up and grabbed the door.
You jumped on him.
That was able to.
When he didn't hear her, say to him,
was where was you at, nigga?
But he was in the middle.
He wasn't watching it for the head.
They had a nice guy section, too.
They had their own riser.
Tyler the creator.
All the nice guys.
Yeah, I see Tyler the creator.
They had their own.
He was watching it with Aesop.
I saw Aesap.
I said what I'm talking about it.
He didn't go.
He didn't let me get it off.
No.
He got a population.
You're not letting me get it off.
They had a nice guy riser.
On God, on my mother.
This is the nice guy.
No, no.
What was it?
It was in between it.
It was a riser with all the nice guys.
Tyler the creator, Aestap, Rocky.
But A-Sapp not one of the nice guys.
Clapness, yeah, that's what I'm about to say, he just flapped this man.
No, no, no, no, no.
A-Sap is, A-Sap is like the kid, you know, that was going to, we knew he was going to NBA, we let him.
He said, no, no, he's not dug down.
Like, we got to stop.
We got to stop.
That might be flagged on the plane.
Hit him with a flag.
Hey, Zab clapping shit,
Diggas,
A's that suit and shit.
All right.
Aesap Rocky
was with Tyler the creator,
Usher's over there like,
like,
y'all got to shit.
Anyway,
I love all these guys.
I love them.
Biggs are Asher over there.
No, yeah.
Practicing it.
Yo, the singer,
let me tell you a story.
Let's do Usher.
Right?
That's true.
No.
No.
RICO.
Shout out the Rico Love.
Usher was working on his album.
Rico Love was producing.
Usher kept telling me,
it was way before he was married,
he kept saying,
take me to the Spanish girls,
take me to the Spanish girls.
I live in Miami so long.
The only Spanish Girl Club
was stogged out entertainment that night.
That was like the fever.
That shit was not club live or not.
So I keep telling the Usher, I wish it was another day.
It ain't for you right now.
This is where they bust your face open.
This is a bullet scar, right?
Yeah.
He kept fucking with me.
Rico was like, all right, fuck it.
Take him to the club.
I take Usher to the club.
So true story.
The man starts dancing.
Yo.
Hope.
Yo.
What he was doing?
Like this.
One, listen.
Yeah, yeah.
Moon War.
No, listen, Christian.
No.
In one spot, it felt like he was levitating.
That's when I knew he was a bad motherfucker.
Because it was like he was in one spot.
It wasn't like he was doing all that shit.
And the man was like, levitating.
Floating.
I was not saying, yo, this guy.
Yo, but none of the diggers they look at him like,
yo, Joe, you're wilding.
You bought your man.
What happened after that?
That's usher 10 million soul type shit.
They was happy he was there.
I'm telling you, that's a dangerous niggins.
If your girl in there, take her to the next section.
Oh, come on, man.
Nigger was feeding his bitches' bingest, bitches' bingest,
I was giving him cherries in Vegas.
I see somebody I know eating the cherry.
Yes.
She was eating.
He got a niggas divorced.
Yes, getting divorced.
He did.
He just hung the lady down.
She got there with a hundred.
She got divorced.
Chris Brown.
Yes.
She got divorced.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown just tongue the lady yesterday or two days.
We're the husband.
He can't cuffed to the stage.
Don't.
Yeah, these R&B niggas is dangerous.
These R&B niggas is dangerous.
They're the real snipers.
They don't get no backlash.
Word up.
They're cool with it.
Only the rappers get backlash.
The Rappetatat bitch tonight.
You got spabber down.
You got a case.
Yeah, you got a major case.
It off.
Hands behind your back.
Hand behind your back, sir.
Oh, we need to talk about this one.
Yo, chill.
Nah, yo.
That's a fact, though.
I don't understand.
Chris Brown is different.
Chris Brown different.
Man,
yeah, they all tore together.
They got all the same.
You know, listen.
I ain't going to live.
Your bitch going to the Usher Chris Brown show,
that's no longer your bitch.
No, you're in trouble.
That's no longer.
That's they bitch.
You better get a cost back.
You better get it.
You better check the spark plugs
as you come back.
They don't ran the trisy
on your joint today.
They smith.
They blow dick with them
steps that Joe just
just is there.
That nigga went
I'm going to tell you
no cap.
I almost thought this
thing was floating in there.
And I was stuck
and I sat
and I lit back.
Because you got to act
like you
I was in.
What's the move,
man?
Listen guys.
If you are not a celebrity, when you get around a celebrity, you got to act like you're around them every day.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm with usher.
So I got to act like I see this before.
Then it was going like, I'll say.
I know you was looking like, you know, my man right, like, wow.
You know.
Look away like he's doing this day day.
There goes that man.
Bob Jackson.
Mama, there goes.
Jackson.
Mama, here goes that man.
That motherfucker was levitating.
He said Asha was while in the spot.
And the trap spot, though.
Not even the cool spy.
He was in the trap spot, he said.
Once again, let me explain this to you.
He likes the trenches.
Let me explain this to you.
We in the hood.
Dogged out entertainment.
Killers all over.
Usher's all over.
Yeah, the Jay Lones was in there.
And I bring Usher.
Usher is a
He's the biggest superstar
Ever
And the man started going
You would
And it looked like he did it
Without a sweat
Like
And I'm looking at him
I said
I gotta ask like I see
Niggins do this
Yeah
I was with Chris Brown
Last week
He did that
He did the same thing
I got to ask like
I'm used to this shit
Yo but you know
What's no there
In my mind I'm saying
Mama
there's
Oh, who's done?
Yo, why the niggas who not from a hood
always want to go to the tracks?
Because I know y'all, y'all like me.
We like Central Payne.
You want to get the fucking away from that shit on the end.
Put me on the yard in the middle of the water.
You know, that's my problem with Jay-Z.
I get around Jay-Z and he starts telling me
gangster stories.
And I'm busy trying to find out how to buy the big move cars.
Yo, I'm like, y'all.
I really don't want to hear.
that shit. Can you tell me about the
Babe roof car? Where should I
invest? BASX? Like
nigger, I'm trying to get
out of here. Yo, Joe.
Yo, Joe.
You know what it was like,
Canadian.
He told me about
the Bay. He likes
talking about his old and he used to do
that. No. Yeah, to a
nigga that was like me.
That nigga Norrie's on a lifetime
tour. Every time I look at Norrie, he's
and another play.
No, Norrie.
It looks like he's been home in months.
No, Norrie.
I think he's not a home no more.
Norrie live on the road.
Like you said, yeah.
That's a fact.
Norrie don't got no address no more.
I don't have a problem.
I don't have a problem with Norrie.
I look at him and I say,
Mama, there goes that man.
Nah, I got a problem.
Norrie on the yard says no pain.
Here they.
Then did you?
Yo, he's everywhere.
Oh, he's going to have fun.
That's what I said.
We should do some,
Nani, I got the verses.
We should do some rapper battling
or some vacation shit, though.
Who got the best vacation, you're saying?
Yeah.
Well, what's that smooth?
It's a squizzen.
Yeah.
I got to the poker nose.
I got to be honest.
Really?
You said,
you said,
you only go to the poker nose.
No, they passed the poker.
I ain't shit, though.
Niggas won the shit pan glass stuff.
No, no, no, no.
Diggins ain't doing.
Niggas ain't going on.
Weep's your back.
Niggas to start some shit.
Flag on vacation.
I go to Dubai and some of the plane is the hood.
Niggas is traveling nowadays.
You're like back in the day.
You go to Turcha Kiko's.
Niggas is going to Murrow Beach, man.
My fucking God.
That niggins are going to Murdo Beach.
He's going to mark.
Joe.
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Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
You know us or rather you know them.
Tony and Candice, Nina and Lance, Spike, and yes, The Chicken.
We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years,
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How did any of this get made?
Why do we think that was a good idea?
We're ready to talk about it.
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Guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall, the mayor himself,
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Kyle is going for it here.
You fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody.
I thought he was going to write.
I thought you were all going to write a song for it.
I remember you thinking that.
Listen to Podlandia.
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So what vacation spot would you go to a you go where you could flex?
If you said, I'm booking this vacation, you know, we play for our own shit.
Where?
Where you got the juice with?
My first.
Yo, bleak got this shit on lock.
Where?
I'm going to take you out of Iron Apple.
Huh?
Iron Apple.
What's Iron Apple?
It's an island of Greece.
Fuck that.
You're talking about some shit.
I don't even know about it.
It's an island off of Greece.
It's called Iron Apple.
Iron Apple.
And I mean, Mr. Bleet.
Listen, my homie out there, he owned all the nightclubs.
He owned a Six Flags Water Park.
We got everything.
Mansions, boats, whatever you want.
So a nigga won't bad with me.
I ain't even got to call my Hove car yet.
I'm a start off life.
Iron Apple?
Yeah.
That's where, you know, listen, I ain't going to lie.
Niggas need to.
Have you ever been?
Bring your kids.
My man roll out the red carpet.
Where can I go with kids?
I am not.
No, no.
What spot could you go?
You picked the vacation.
Y'all, it's my shit.
We're going to shut it down.
Like he said, I'm not.
What would be your spot where,
Hey, Mr. Kiss?
And you got the juice.
They're bringing out the big Bronzino's shit.
I don't really know like that.
See, he.
I go full.
I ask people like that
and go somewhere I never
could imagine.
I've been to call in Dubai.
I love Dubai.
No, no.
But you got the Snoop Club?
If you could smoke?
Snoop ain't got nothing.
No, you can smoke a Royal Family.
Can't smoke?
Can you smoke at Dubai?
You don't smoke.
Do you think?
You know they made it a law.
Do you think you can get us to smoke?
Smoke in Dubai.
His own law.
It's law.
It's red and it's all.
I can't.
You think you can get us to plug that blow
right a couple of them.
Word up.
I'm going with you.
We out.
And when nobody bothers.
He said,
nah,
nah,
I don't know about that one.
That was a good answer.
But I can't say you.
I can tell you.
I can't tell you.
I can't really be calling this thing.
Well,
hello.
Yo,
you see what you say about the show.
Not good.
I don't know about that.
Tell them put bleak in the law like school.
I've never seen nobody smoke over there.
That's a true statement.
You wrote it in the show.
law for Snoot. I know Snoop.
We heard about that. What I'm saying is
me, Fat Joe, I just told you.
I got the power
of all powers, and I
never seen nobody smoke
over there. So that's why I'm not going
to even lie to you. They tell you
I could take you there and you smoking.
I saw your ass to be in jail.
I saw it. I got some riders out there. You see somebody
sneaking? Sneaking.
I was with them sneaking.
Sneaking.
Yeah, they had to go far out. Yeah, we was
in the major deserts where the camels was at.
So they pulled it up.
I had the word.
They locked up a model for like a year and a half
for smoking weed.
They locked.
No, they did.
What's future DJ?
57 days.
57 days.
Roach.
It wasn't even no Roach.
It was the grinder, they said.
Oh, just the residue in the grinder.
Oh, my God.
57 days.
Man, I know a girl.
But in Bali, you deaf by fire a squad.
I know.
In Bali?
Yeah.
Bali.
You get caught with that smoke.
And you remember the little.
You won't be.
You won't be in me when we play with?
That's the man on the sign with the gun,
death by fire and squad.
The nigga we used to have this little bit of greening.
With the face on it.
That's who on the side.
In Bali.
But Bali is next level.
I ain't going to laugh.
I can go there when I was smoking.
That's next level.
You go to Dubai in a night.
Dubai.
Dubai got it.
I ain't on front.
In Bali, if you smoke is death by firing squad.
Yo, listen, when they rolling out the red carpet.
Finland, New Zealand, London, Greece.
Iceland?
Have you been Iceland?
Australia, I said, right?
You say Australia?
No, that's too far from me.
Egypt.
You've been to Egypt.
Yeah, I got the major clubs out.
I got people who own a bunch of shit.
Everywhere.
No, I got niggas that own Egypt.
And an AK.
They're going to bring you the pack and a strap.
Whatever you need in Egypt.
In Egypt.
I got the right.
I don't need that hook up because...
I got to run it.
That's one of my dreams.
That's one of my dreams.
I never went to Egypt because every time
I'm about to go to Egypt,
they kill 500 niggins on a bus.
But you ain't got to worry about that.
My nigga, we ain't with that.
You ain't got to worry.
That ain't going to affect you.
You're not a tourist.
We're going to put you with the people.
No, I seen flexed
Swiss and Elisho.
They flexed in Egypt.
They acted like...
They're going to do.
to Saudi Arabia.
They go to Saudi Arabia.
They got that.
Yeah.
They got Saudi.
I never been that far.
Big difference.
I've been to Saudi and I got treated like he king.
I never been that far.
Swiss got it on a lot.
Yeah.
I'm not saying that.
I see Camus racing.
He got a Camel that race.
Got the racing to Camel race.
Yeah.
Swiss got Saudi Arabia on lot.
What I'm telling you is
I've been scared to go
to Egypt.
Why?
Every time I'm about to go to Egypt
and shoot 500 people.
Don't worry, I got the homies that'll bring you the strap.
I'd be like, good.
You ain't going to be on the bus.
They'll bring you the strap.
You're going to hold it yourself.
Yo, you can tie the real push-shishti.
The Swiss shiasty.
For me being so scared to go to Egypt,
Swiss and Alicia made it feel like
this is the place.
to be.
Like, they was out there
for like a month.
Y'all, only time I've been scared
to travel was the Water for Life
tour we did with Jay.
Because they spent out
Yeah, remember, we was with the U.N.
So they sent out like
an alert list
of what to watch out for.
So you know I'm reading it regular shit.
I get to
militia and landmines.
Oh.
I call home and said,
yo, my nigger,
you know we're gangster.
I'm with whatever.
But landmines, my nigger,
We can't even see those.
Yeah, you can just...
I'm not...
I think we should fall back.
I think it was like,
yo, bleak, that's not for us,
man.
They're just telling us shit.
So I'm like, yo,
I don't think we should go...
Landmine.
Your word of.
I lived in Africa about two years.
And so,
I've been in every part of Africa
you could think of.
It's all lost.
Oh, wait.
Yo, it's crazy.
I might as well,
intimidated.
Maybe one time in Nigeria
because they kidnapped a bunch of girls.
It was just, I watched the news too much.
That's what you got to stop.
I'm out there.
Yeah.
That's what that shit happened.
Kidnap the whole school.
This is.
Yeah, I don't remember that happened.
Well, you know what happened to me was,
I'm in Paris.
I got a show.
Remember when they went in the movie theater
and just started killing people?
That was across the street.
I'm in the hotel across the street.
So I'm looking at CNN.
They're like, right now, terrorists killing 100 people.
And then the nigger went me through the GPS.
He was like, your God, that's crazy, great, my nigga.
That's why I tap in with the locals everywhere I go.
So I don't stay in the tourist areas, my nigga,
because that's where it go down.
That's where they're looking for, the tourist shit.
Because that's where the police, they protect it.
So that's the first place they're going to tear up.
Me, I'm with the locals.
Bring me with y'all.
niggas me.
That's a
film me.
So that's why I always tap
in anywhere.
I don't care if you
in Africa,
Finland.
You need that plug?
Hit me, bro.
You got all
a lot of...
Cali think he
from Dominican now.
Yo.
So you're
gonna be
doing it.
Yo,
he always and
D.R.
Moving everything now.
So DiMittano,
my knee.
And he's do some shit
like,
like,
yo,
I've been caught
the Dominican
Park.
Yo,
shit.
Like 25
years late.
Yo.
He's like,
you used to hang out with
Dominicans, right?
That's because he just started flying.
Yeah, shout on Mr. Lee.
That's because he just started flying,
Callet.
I already ain't fly like that.
He's fly.
So now his ass is going everywhere.
Yeah, he'd be.
So the Miniconal, my knee.
I'm like, yo, my man.
Yo, yeah, it's savvy.
You got some new music.
That new track is fine.
Appreciate you.
I listen.
Because I'm going to listen.
You drop it to him.
Oh, oh, that's how we going with it.
Is that we going to start it all?
That's the try.
Yeah, that shit, no more.
The way niggas telling all game these days,
I don't come out no more,
tell us style, let's bring all the trip on shop no more,
been flying back and full feeling out of my country,
because I don't play blocks no more,
few niggins done when it's switch sides on the 10s.
See, honey.
They don't rock no more.
Because I don't want to shine no more.
Grown man shit is what we on on this side.
Sometimes I remind young boss that paper,
a bitch going to still pop pussy.
With or without.
them toys.
He's saying that shit.
My name's shit.
Let's go.
We ain't got no more.
You said you had a stripper.
You said you're at a flow.
What happened?
You don't cop no more?
I get it.
Everybody down with the law down.
They don't even run from the cops no more.
I don't buy Glock.
They don't come out no more.
In the drop time now.
Like they don't even make tops no more.
Made a promise to bless this shit to the day I rest.
And I ain't going to stop no more.
the niggas had to get right and they still went left so they don't rock no more.
The way niggas telling all gang these days, how don't come out no more.
Tell us that I don't want to shop no more.
Ben, fly, mega, four, fin and I need blocks no more.
Few niggins don't.
Cool and drag.
Top five producers.
Cool and trade.
I'm gonna'
Instead of telling them the streets
Take the streets no more
These dudes police
They ain't geez no more
They don't draw off the place
So we can eat no more
And I'm up right now
Can't even say that it's us no more
Been stabbed in the back
I don't trust no more
And these young boys
said they'll pack you up now
Because you ain't with us no more
And I've been every place
that they say you be at
And you ain't been no more
Last time we spoke
You said sorry to be though
So I won't
Oh my head
So they'll rock me
That's a joint right there
That's one right there
I was one
My God
Thank you my father
That one right there
Pull and Drake
Yo
Tell a guy
That shit
Rockin right
Cool and Dre
It's awesome
There's awesome shit
It's awesome shit
Right now
Degas don't make
Joyce like that
They don't walk the stuff
Crack
Yo let me tell you something
They said
I've seen some shit
The next one
They said
Get ready for the
2000s era to wake
the, they said niggas
is coming outside.
Niggas is back outside.
You killing?
Y'all killing.
We got joints out.
I swore
just heard a new Capone
Noriega.
They got a new record.
That's the trade.
That's the word.
Crazy.
Crazy.
I ain't here.
No.
Crazy.
I know.
I already know.
No.
But French and
Norriegel ain't going to do it.
New York.
Francis.
French and Max.
But that shit right.
It's crazy, too.
My jeep, appreciate you.
No more.
How right now, man.
We ain't doing that shit no more, dog.
New York.
I don't know about these guys.
No more.
That's a fact.
You don't know no more.
No more bullshit.
No more defense.
It's all offense this year.
Everybody going.
Everybody on go time.
We're on go mode.
New York.
We got to bring that vibe back.
The Knicks, they set it off.
It's all the way back.
They set it off.
They just threw us to all.
They rip their hinges off.
All you all.
You're not to the fans.
Oh, fanatics.
Everybody out.
Man, Rock Stalin.
You did it already.
Show pulled up.
I got to pull up.
And not my nothing.
I'll go to certain shows.
You see in D shit?
Yeah, I got to go.
That was fine.
I want to tell you something before I get out of here
just as one of your peers that, you know,
I know competition in this business.
Sometimes shit go left.
We're too old for that.
We ain't looking for that.
that, but I want you to take an opposite look at the 38th
situation. It's bigger to me. It's more honor in it
than competitiveness and disrespect. From my
perspective, that just shows you to go, my G.
Your pin game is top tier because I don't
care where you from. Like I said, you go from Africa to Finland, call me.
You go from Africa to Finland. Any nigger rapping right now, if they feel
they ain't better than you, they don't
feeling that nigger.
So that makes you one of them guys.
So yes, you got to take your hat off to that.
Like, I wish, I don't even want you to engage.
Because that's how much work you put in.
It's almost like when Hove said,
when did these niggas put in work to mention me like this?
So it's like you can't battle everybody.
A nigger got to prove who they are
then get to your attention,
not just because they do an interview.
I just honor that.
bro, like, sometimes we look at it at,
because we're competitive.
So sometimes we look at everything
as, yo, niggas try to get at me,
and sometimes it's deeper than that.
Niggas respect you, so they got to get at you.
Because without getting at you,
niggas won't respect them.
They got to go at the top dog.
You got to, right?
How do you prove you the best
if you don't take out the best?
Or at least you at the best.
I'm telling you, bro.
I'm a say
I'm a say
that's cooling all
but when people
take it outside of the rap and start
talking extra tough
I don't know if people want to do that
that's all I say
Yeah no
Keep it rap I agree with you
Keep it rap don't get dressed up
I met a brother one time with Fred de Gar's son
He seemed like a nice guy
He's talking about me too loosely
For the record, the podcast is to diss me, the niggins who diss all of us,
they're in a cave and they never come outside.
We never going to see them.
So don't believe you can disrespect fat Joe and not run into the militia.
What they say on the landmine?
Nigger, please.
Now, that's a fact.
I don't authorize it.
Keep in music.
I don't authorize it, guys.
I agree.
Keep it music.
I like all of y'all.
What they're doing, the BSG fam, they're doing their thing.
I'm a fan of them spitters, but I just know when they come to kiss, man,
because even in my crew with beans, bro, niggas knew to be that guy.
You got to go ahead.
He was the, yo, bro, when I first heard, you niggas is like yellow lights,
I'm running through y'all.
This think of picture been on my wall since then.
I just never admitted it.
I got up and gunning at this thing.
He's the fucking guy
Run through y'all niggas
Like, yellow lights
Real talk
Like,
real shit
You know
You're not on kiss level
You're not that guy
Well, I'm going to tell you something
My rap partner
With Big L digging in the crates
My rap partner
Punt
Whist Punt
You can't
Let me Ma
Yeah
Now I got joints for Kiss
I'm not chopped liver
Over here
Nah, come on my niggas
You're listening to
Listen, Joe, you know, I've been fucking with you since you say, I'm going to mash your toes, nigga.
I got a flow.
Don't fucking play with Joe.
That's a flag on a-in-me, nigga.
This nigga Joe been outside since I was trying to figure out, like, they said, what do rag match the jeans?
You fucking kidding me.
This nigga was the ice cube of the East Coast.
You just automatically knew he was mad.
I think the only suit of the Chuck is because of you.
That's what I'm telling you.
I ain't go front.
You are the Chuckers.
You want, yo.
These two with the Chuckers came because it-
Niggas get in that front on.
I just be like,
yo,
Joe,
they just want to overlook Joe crack.
Nah.
You just put it in.
You know what it is, bro?
I don't think they overlooked you.
You wanted to only community.
On that song,
I said a hustle like a pastor's plate.
We take an office.
Your bitch took the master bait.
She can't come off of us.
Get the fuck.
I will throw this 1,800 at you,
yo, it's okay.
Just check this out.
Thank you for blessing us.
You're a chameleon.
You transcended your thing.
Some people try to go one or two generations, Joe.
Let's be clear of who you are.
Just the last, the amount of years you got.
That's clear this, nigga.
This single first album dropped in like 92, 93.
That's our field.
That's how to feel about you.
hundred years you got.
I feel like Joe, your first album
dropped like 92, 93.
My niggas 20, 20 fucking six.
They're supposed to look and be like,
I'm still on my bullshit, though.
What the, I'm still on my bullshit, though.
Yo, that's, I'm definitely,
you definitely on your bullshit.
It ain't already overlooking Joe.
I just thought when you came out.
99, my album.
I just heard some new shit right now
that sound like 20, 28.
My brother.
Yo.
That's because you get brothers.
No more.
Cool and Drake.
No more.
Niggas ain't throwing up the rock.
No more.
What?
Check the salt.
What is about?
This ain't that.
That ain't this.
It's driving gits.
Make some noise for my nigga.
Blink.
You heard?
Building.
You heard.
Am easy.
Baby.
Yo, I need a fucking.
I've got to go see Michael Rubin.
I didn't know.
I need a babe roof card.
Stop.
Yo.
Hey, wait.
Look, I got to get in the game.
This thing, cracking jacks, drag.
You gotta take, you don't understand.
Oh, yeah, let me get a couple of me.
On Raiders of the Lost podcast, we explore cinema like no one else, including huge interviews with stars like Ryan Gosling on Project Hail Mary.
It was like the Josh Shark.
Didn't always work, came with its own problems.
That's what made it great.
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On set, there was so much magic happening with each scene.
putting together. Deep dives into classics like 2001 a space odyssey or fight club, plus weekly episodes
on all industry news. Listen to Raiders of the Lost podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group check comes to life.
What on?
You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst.
It's lemonade.
This is Sweet 305.
Here, oversharing is encouraged.
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Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast.
form. We're launching Podlandia, AEO rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode
of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back
the curtain on how it all got made. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped
bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall,
the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.
I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that.
Listen to Podlandia, A.A.O. Rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.
Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J.
And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together in Iheart Women's Sports.
We're breaking down the biggest headlines.
Naomi Osaka, showing out.
Shout out to you, Naomi.
The viral moments.
I've been obsessed with Kashan Rock's boxing journey.
She looks good.
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