Joe and Jada - Mike Epps tells WILD Jay-Z & DMX stories, talks Dave Chappelle & top 5 standups

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by legendary actor and comedian Mike Epps. The 'Def Comedy Jam' star tells Joe and Jada all about his years in Brooklyn coming up in the comedy scene, being the first g...uest with N.O.R.E. on Drink Champs, his 'We Them One's Comedy Tour' with 85 South's Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, and Chico Bean, the final season of his Netflix show 'The Upshaws' with Wanda Sykes, his upcoming film with Kevin Hart, and why Dave Chappelle ISN'T in his all-time standup comedy top five alongside legends like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Martin Lawrence. They also kick back and trade hilarious stories about Jay-Z, DMX, Big Pun, Tracy Morgan, and more from their experiences in 1990s New York City. 5:00 - Hilarious stories from childhood & '90s NYC 17:30 - '90s standup grind with Tracy Morgan 21:15 - Biggest artists Fat Joe has worked with 27:00 - Why Mike Epps didn't make a lot of friends in comedy 37:30 - We Them One's Comedy Tour 45:00 - Upcoming projects with Kevin Hart, Wanda Sykes 50:30 - Comedy Mt. Rushmore 58:00 - Hip Hop Museum 1:02:30 - First guest on Drink Champs 1:13:30 - DMX stories 1:24:30 - Fat Joe never struggled with confidence [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:28 Biggest in the game Biggest in the game Well known name in every household You see him on stages You see them on TVs You see them court side of the games You might see him in the suite The only person that phone can ring on the couch
Starting point is 00:03:43 And we don't get mad at it You know what I mean See him in son of your best films You ever seen your best stand-ups You bump into them in the mall You might see him anyway You're going to show you that same love Ladies and gentlemen
Starting point is 00:03:56 Make some noise for our brother the Mike. Man, I appreciate it, man. Two of my favorite guys in the game. You know what I mean? I got to get right to it, Mike. Let me tell you some. This product right here is ammonia free.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Why fight the time when you can rewind the time? Hello, Joe. Why be 53 when you can be 42? Why be 42 when you can be 31? Available at CBS. Sally's a stop and shot. I'm just trying to put you on to the shit. This ain't going to break you out.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I've had some bad experiences. That's them guys. My chin swelled up like a honey bun. My shoe was... And it had some pus coming out of it. And I went to the emergency, man, and I was so mad. I actually called Top Dog Law because I was going to sue it. I was going to sue the hell out of them.
Starting point is 00:04:48 You know what? Don't use the product, brother. Don't use the product. We don't need a guy hard profile like Mike gets talking about. Top Dog Lord. But, you know, I love that guy who do them commercials. Yeah, I read the door. You had an accident. They chop your foot off.
Starting point is 00:05:05 You thought you was that guy. Your shit is ending. Your wife thought you was flying. Not no more. When it comes to that time, call top dog, law. The guy is going to get you out of you. You said, nah, that guy, he's the best in commercials. Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Mike Epps, man, you got the young wife. man. Yeah, man. You're living a fucking life. My wife wanted me to tell you that she said, man, tell Joe that his family be stylish. You know how the women are. You know, they know how to spend money.
Starting point is 00:05:38 They see the families all together. They know this shit. You know what I say? But I see you. I said, Dan, this guy, Mike F's, man, this guy live a fucking life. And you do whatever the fuck you want. You pull out of old school, you pull out of new school. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yes, sir. You know, hey, man, I was just telling him a friend of mine that we all had the pleasure to grow up at the time that we grew up in. Because, man, I wouldn't trade that for nothing in the world. Because I remember being really, really young and the sun was shining different. It was like when you was young, it felt like the sun was hotter, right? That's a fact. You had to get, me, I had to get in the house when the shit went dark.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Me too. And my mom's a scream and I ignore her and then my TV shows be on. My father take one whistle. Everybody knew. They was like, yo, that n- Go upstairs. Cuba's caught one whistle. My mom's a call 20 times.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Joey, Joey, my father hit it with that Cuban whistle. Niggas just grab the boy. I got to go. He's going to come down here and smack the shit out of you. That could go all way for WIO to Fordham Road. Hey, there you, your mom just call me. You know, my house is all way up the block. Somebody tell you that your mom is called.
Starting point is 00:06:54 You better get your ass back down here. She had you with it, Jason? Jason! No. That shit goes all with a Jersey ton. Tell everybody your real name and shit. Listen, I used to play with my moms. I used to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Come on, keep playing. We play a ball, boy, that shit go. Whistled, niggas. Yo, yo, go stay. That nigga. You ever came in the house too late and the food was put up? You're like, yeah, where the food? Ain't no food on the stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:27 He said, you missed it. About the cellar house that stove it totally clean, white people clean. You missed the whole me. I'm missing. Don't warm it up. You better not third warm enough. I don't want to end on loom in a fort. I want to have an refrigerator door, none of that.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Yeah, well, I'm fat, Joe. They never deprived me of a meal. They left your shit. And I was the type, you know, my sisters, they used to pass me shit because they're skinny. So if we had some steak of chicken, they're back, give it a Joe he'll eat anything. Like, give it to Joe, you'll eat anything. They're trying to kill you, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:06 They tried to kill you. Yo, I was fucking everybody's food up. They knew, yo, just passed that shit in the joke. That shit out of you. If you could save one boat, what's the main store or bodega in your neighborhood that you would honestly say fucked you up? Because I know it was one of them.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Well, we had earnings. The 17th in my neighborhood destroyed me. No, we had Ernie's. Ernie, now that you look back at it, God bless Ernie. I'm sure he's dead. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure he's dead. The shit he was telling just a guarantee the niggins dead.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Bell over, listen. I'm sure he's dead. I'm sure he's dead. I hope you're alive, Ernie. I hope you alive. They're going to be watching this. to raise up like this. The man was unsanitary like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:09:02 He had this fur in his fucking ears. He didn't groom his ears, right? But that motherfucker made these sausages with the onions, with the cheese. Ernie's, when your mother sent you to Ernie's, that shit was a delicacy. It was like going to City Island and some shit. It was like, yo, we're going to,
Starting point is 00:09:22 because we even got the 50-s spice ham cheese sandwich. Oh, we got, Ernie's. Ernie's a buck, $25, $50. That's when you can buy a whole grocery with that type of money. I don't know how old you are, but I literally... I'm 55. Okay, we're the same age.
Starting point is 00:09:37 We're the same age. I used to go to the supermarket with my mother with $2. And they get the rice, the chicken, a pack of cigarettes, and bread, and the milk for $2. That's before Christ. Then the fuck you can get off. No, that nigga was one, and I don't know how I remember that. You was one when they were.
Starting point is 00:09:56 We had Royal Farms, Met Food. I love going to the supermarket, man. And the laundromat. You sit there, four clothes with your mom and shit. Let me tell you something. My mom's got paid. That laundry mat. When my mom's got paid and she would bring that taxi and she had them fucking bags in the hand.
Starting point is 00:10:17 That shit was like crap. We running out to help her with the bags. Ma, let me help her. She had the old school donuts to put two chocolate. Phinella with the power And the white That shit was What?
Starting point is 00:10:32 Intimates Oh, the intimates You run through that shit The glass of milk It's old Yeah And you come out on the porch With one
Starting point is 00:10:42 And one of your friends Say man Go in there And give me one of them And you know what you tell him Man my mother said We can't get nobody Nothing name
Starting point is 00:10:49 Oh hell no Yeah my mother Yeah my mother said That I got to go in the house Right that I can't share though They're going there and give me one of them. My shit different.
Starting point is 00:10:58 My father was a dictator. We had like bounty, the tissue bounty. One of my friends, we dropped some shit, and he grabbed the bounty to wipe it. My father was like, yo, what the fuck? He was like, you know how much the bounty cost, nigger? Use this shit over here, not the bounty. I'm like, oh, my God. I think my friend never came back tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:11:21 He grabbed bounty. So it has to be something really real. To use the bounty. Yo, Mike, my father made you rest in peace. I love him. I love him. But he was different. He was different.
Starting point is 00:11:35 He'd take you to the store by you the fucking plastic coat, instead of the leather. He'll embarrass me at every course. Because he didn't understand your mind frame of what the following designers was because he didn't come from that. He came from, what the fuck you say? Save a dollar.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I don't know what you talk like. When I got upset, because I couldn't get no joy, and my dad was like, that made you upset? I took and put some pills in the toilet and flushed it and act like I was overdosed. And I'm laying on the ground. And they called the, they called, my mother was saying, oh, God, he killed himself, he killed himself.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And they called the real paramedics. They showed up. I'm laying on the ground, acting like I'm dead. I'm like, oh, oh, my thing is coming in down. They're going to blow the spot. They were hitting my, they knew nothing wrong with me. They was hit my face and my eye was blinking. And it was like, you okay?
Starting point is 00:12:25 You okay? So you know what they did? They took me to, they played it all the way out with me. Took me all on the thing and shit. I could hear my brother. Oh, man. They took me down there and made me drink some black charcoal. That's like what you take if you overdose and take some pill.
Starting point is 00:12:44 And I drunk it. Because I was trying to get some joys, nigger. And let me tell you some crazy shit. My mother bought me them shoes. And my dad was mad. It worked. Yeah, I worked. I had to go all the way through that.
Starting point is 00:13:01 She said, I'm going to go ahead and buy him for him. Everybody had the leather bomber. The most disgusting part about it is my mom's gave the man the $150. Go get him his jacket. I go in there with him in June, man. And he started arguing with the man, like three, four hours, nigga. Everybody come up there. Yo, my pops ain't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I don't know how they explain it to you. He arguing with them over $10. Yo, $1.30, $1.30, they come out the back. They're like, Kuba, special. They came out with the plastic-level bomber. He bought that shit for like $50. He was like, yo, yo, I don't want the plastic, pop. I don't want the nigga.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Y'all had the plastic, man. The nigga fuck me up. Because he didn't know he was hurting you. He thought you looked good in that shit. You, and he came back and gave my mother the $100. Look, $50. Is that why you're into clothes like that? Because they fuck with me, man.
Starting point is 00:14:01 That hurt you, didn't it? They fuck with me. I was trying to say that. That hurt. And you want a revenge, niggins. I had a green sweatsuit, red one in the blue one by the middle of the year. I had a green shirt, green pants. I mean, blue pants and red.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Everything shit was like, they was killing me. I don't know how to fuck y'all grew up here because. the pressure of being fly is on and popping. At a young age, right? At a young age. At a young age. You might get a tear sneakers. How did you figure it out?
Starting point is 00:14:34 You didn't. Figured it out when you, you figured it out when you got to, whatever. You know, you go in the sneaker store. You can't go to that rack over there. It's like a $40 to $60. Stay old. We're still like that.
Starting point is 00:14:48 It's angry. It's still like that for me. That's who end up being criminal. You, it's still like, listen. The niggas can't afford it. Some niggas are haters, nigger. The nigger can't afford it. It's still like that.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Still like that to this day when you go to Bel Harbor, you know they got the two jewelry stores? A mean, broke nigger, kill your ass. Listen, Bell Harbor in Miami to this day. I've been both of them. Hey, man, I'm not lying. I've been so broke before when I was younger. It was hard.
Starting point is 00:15:17 When my friends be bragging on the nigger, I was one of them niggas say, Stop talking about that nigger like that. You dudes was praising the dude, man. I'm like, damn, that's why we can't fucking get nothing like. Yeah, they do that shit now. Because your mother fucking ass, especially the drug dealer, nigga.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Oh, God. If you ever see some other than anybody kiss her ass to see the drug dealer kiss ass. That's the king of the kiss ass is somebody. And that's a kiss ass that is not genuine. People that kiss a drug dealer. Oh, Lord. That is the rush. I watched my brother.
Starting point is 00:15:51 My brother was kingpin. I watched him pull up. And niggas used to open that door, carry him out. I knew. You know, listen. A nigger picked him up like this. Meaning, acting like this. Like day in the movie and shit.
Starting point is 00:16:12 He pulled up, niggins, slap. Everybody acting like he kicked. Yeah. Hey, listen, Bob. Like, no, money, man. Chill, Carl. Yeah. Chill, chill, chill.
Starting point is 00:16:21 I'm just watching the shit. He fell off. He didn't have a nigga buying a lollipop or an ice pop. I watched the vice versa. I watched him pull up like the Gar-father. Like the nigger used to wear the white suit walking through the neighbor. Went down. My brother used to come and look like,
Starting point is 00:16:41 they was paws, sucking them off, soul legend. When he was fucked up, they would not. Look at this, nigga. Like, they was acting like, I, this, this, I seen it with my own eyes. That's prepared me for the future. So when I come up and I get to the bag, they thinking it's like, yo, the money man all over again, I said, no, I watched what y'all did to my brother. I watched people that my brother bought the TV, the furniture.
Starting point is 00:17:11 He bought their whole crib, like gave it to them, like furniture, this, this, that wouldn't let them in their house when he needed a meal. You know what they was thinking? about he gave us crack money. Fuck him. He gave us the money that he got from a dope thing. Fuck him. Sheesh. That's how they looked at it.
Starting point is 00:17:30 That's real shit. Because that means the whole game is corrupt and filthy. That's why I was telling the young dudes, they'd be so shocked about what happens to them in the streets. I say, man, you didn't know that that come with it? I said, nigga, everything. Anything you could think of. That's why the streets ain't really
Starting point is 00:17:53 It's really over with all these cameras You'd be a damn fool They're gonna follow you away from wherever you didn't I knew this Dominican dude Ain't that crazy Back in the day you could do some shit and drive off Now you get away but now you can't Now they got the camera that motherfucker
Starting point is 00:18:08 I watch the Dominican dude All the way up on the highway That motherfucker follow you all the way back My brother what's it like for you Yes sir Being a comedian Shout out the country kitchen, man. Country kitchen.
Starting point is 00:18:22 How's that food? I've been watching it on the gram. They took me to the white side over there. When I seen you at the All-Star, I was running so much, man. But I should have invited you down there. He didn't take me to Country Kitchen. I'd have been there every day turning up. I was there every day.
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Starting point is 00:19:42 outside the club and I seen you one time I seen you one time I seen You were in a club. It was like in Co-op City.
Starting point is 00:19:50 It was back in the day. It was a dingy-ass little spot. And the dude. You've been all over New York. Oh, man. I used to live in the Bronx. I used to live on a beach in St. Lawrence. Hold that thought right there.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I got to go use the bathroom. Dominique Wilkins used to live on the Bronx, too. He did? No. Dominique Wilkins. Dominique Wilkins never been to the Bronx. Grand Concourse 165. Did he?
Starting point is 00:20:16 I'm telling you what the man. He must have had a girl up there. Yeah. If you meet girls in them cities, you're going to meet, know, the city. That's a fact. I just told my buddy yesterday, I went back in the day,
Starting point is 00:20:28 I didn't even know about the Marcy Projects. I went, a girl invited me over there. I went in an apartment. And when I came out, it was a hundred niggas downstairs. And I asked, I said, damn, where the fuck the niggas come from? She said, all they live here.
Starting point is 00:20:41 I said, I can't walk out there between them. She said, fuck them bitch-ass niggas. And we walked out, and I swear the niggas was talking shit. shit to all of, to me and her. And she, I swear, this is the first time I ever heard a girl say, suck my dick, you bitch-ass thing. I said, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:20:57 It's a normal slay for you. I never heard no shit like a girl. I said, what did you just do that? You went out in the heartbeat. Yeah, man, I used to love the Bronx. I used to go to Bronx, BBQ, Capone. Barbecue, BBQ, Capone. What's the white guy, y'all?
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Starting point is 00:21:44 Actually, we wanted you to say some wild shit. Like, to me. Yeah, comedy, jam. You know, comedians, if they censor you or cancer you, then the world is... Nah, I don't. Don't, because your shit is... We got to laugh at ourselves. Joe, what's the biggest artist you work with? Me?
Starting point is 00:22:04 Jay-Z. I work with Nas. I work with Eminem. You work with all. Or with Jada kiss. You work with a lot of them. I work with, you know what I'm saying? Budja Bontan.
Starting point is 00:22:15 When you go reggae, you go budget. I worked with so many people. I was so blessed, the J-Lo's, the, I think J-Lo, probably the richest person I worked with. Yo, J-Lo go one time, this is Fat, Fat Joe. Yeah. And she got a show, three Fat Joe's ago. And she wants me to do some show with her jingle balls or some shit like that, right? And she ran, what's the name of?
Starting point is 00:22:45 Is it jingle balls or jingle balls? What's the name of it? Come on, Mike. It's Jingle balls. I think it's a thing to say. I didn't make the name up. Anyway, let me tell the story. She asked me to come.
Starting point is 00:23:00 They asked me what was my favorite meal, and I said Burger King. And, man, they went to the whole. Not first class. She paid every ticket on the plane. Say there's 100-something seats. It was just us first class. Fucking Burger King on every. chair.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Wow. And we came over here to do the show where she don't give J-Lo blow the bag, bro. You imagine American Airlines?
Starting point is 00:23:26 The shit was empty just us first class. She paid for every ticket. You think she was in a sous rendezvous?
Starting point is 00:23:33 She might have been in a city. I don't think she'd be Sue's rendezvous. At least one time. She's been there. I don't think
Starting point is 00:23:39 she worked there. No, I'm just saying you think she'd been in there one time? Yeah. At least once. Well, you,
Starting point is 00:23:47 she could, would have been in the wedge. You know, the wedge, that shit was bullet scar. Like the Rolex. Is that like Sin City? Since City was a little better. Yeah, it was under. The wedge was like, I remember I never forget.
Starting point is 00:23:59 I took a scar face in that motherfucker. He was looking like, yo, these bitch. Like every bitch got a buck 50 or a bullet scar. That shit, the wedge. The wedge. That shit, that Hunt's point, one way in, one way out. Ooh, Hunter's point. Like, I wouldn't go nowhere to fuck near it right now.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Did you see that Pimp movie that Brent Oins did about Hunter's Point? You ain't never seen that ever seen that? Back in the day, like the... Pimp stuff, hold. You didn't ever see that? Well, Brent Oins and it had Hunter's Point. Documentaries. Yeah, you seen that?
Starting point is 00:24:29 It really was like that. And I see... This area right here was... Well, you see these skyscrapers and all this shit. It's called Hudson Yars. This is where all the holes and pimps was. Like real pimps. If you came through here...
Starting point is 00:24:43 And they were everywhere, right? Down south. Down south. Down south, everywhere they came up. I seen some shit out here one time. Yeah. This was crazy. This was very...
Starting point is 00:24:52 This was the Pimp. This was the Blamey. Oh, sure. This was, Hunts Point was the dirty folks. This was it right here, motherfuckers in Cadillacs and Pimps and Rose Royches, all type of shit. They was getting a lot of money back in them day. Yeah, see, that's the thing about that, about pimping, man, is that you didn't think about New York. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:14 You wouldn't know that unless you came here. San Francisco had a lot of money. of pimps when I used to go out there Minnesota had a lot of pimps Yeah That's that Midwest They're on the lake Minnetonka Lake
Starting point is 00:25:26 They was out there on the lake Who is in the Minnetonka Lake On Prince and all That's that famous lake And they get out on the boat Yeah you see a boat out there And you see the girls on the boat You see the pimp his hair with the palm
Starting point is 00:25:41 He'd be The girl You see his hair flowed back That's what they're funny thing, man. Like Vegas, if you go to like a diner at 4.30 in the morning, you'll see all the pimps, them and the girls will be done. And they'd be all eating, and he'd be sitting there talking to him. Yeah, and Pat has me to catch up right there.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And I told you to get back down there because I got to, yeah, put the salt right there. And all the girls be eating at your pimps. He said, yeah. That's what I was saying, that San Francisco, you're going at diner. And they'd be nothing but pimps. Yeah, with all the girls. Down curls and all that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I'm motherfuckers with dead-ass serious. That's Phil Moore and Hunter's. They got a Hunter's Point, too. In San Francisco. Hunter's Point and Field, yep, in San Francisco and a Hunter's Point here. That's shit crazy. Yeah, it's crazy, man. Man, the pimp game, I don't miss those days.
Starting point is 00:26:38 I'm me even. That's kind of, that's one hustle. It's like you're scaring somebody to be with you. Like the girl's. The girls is tough, though, because they, that's a hell of a job. It is. It's horrible. It's slimy.
Starting point is 00:26:54 That's horrible. It's a slimy job. It's a sad. It's just, I never got it. I used to try to get it when I thought about it. I said, man, this, these niggas going to hell. Like, when you think about what they was doing to them girls? Yeah, because it really, yeah, because it's really, and that's, I think, why they give them so much time is because the manipulation.
Starting point is 00:27:15 part of it. It's like brainwashed, like how they did, hell. Brainwashing. What's his name, Charles Manson? Yeah. It's kind of what they gave them the time for. Yeah, because if they think you got that much control over somebody's mind, you could call, you can make somebody do anything. So that's dangerous, you like the, you like the killer.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Really? You could, if you're making somebody out of a more control, so I think that's what that is, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's shit crazy. And in regards to, Yes. Did you ever have an arch nemesis? Or what's one show you pulled up to that other people was on the card that you was like, yo, I got to kill this shit. Oh, man. All them motherfuckers. I never really had friends in comedy. I can't honestly say that. You know what I mean? The art form itself is not like rap music or any other thing. It's a one-man band. You're everything.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Yeah, you're everything. You don't, that's why it's like so dark. It makes you really, really cocky and, it's kind of hard. You kind of got to be like in Eddie Murphy in those positions to be like, hey, what's up, man, you know. But coming up in it, that shit is cutthroat. For sure it is. It really is.
Starting point is 00:28:36 That shit is damn their worse than the rap game. I'm serious. The shit that didn't happen. The shit I didn't heard. The shit, I ain't even got to say their names. This niggas is off the chain. I didn't been off the chain. So I know what it is.
Starting point is 00:28:50 It's dark. It's a dark art form. It don't brighten up until it starts paying you. And you can get therapy with it. You can buy your piece a little bit. Yeah, because I see a lot of the comedians commit suicide, all the type of shit, crossed up louds. These are the guys that make us laugh.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Like, what's my man, Mark and Mindy, y'all? Yeah, Robin Williams. He was hilarious, bro. Yeah. And, you know, just every time I studied the comedians, they always have, like, you know. Dark lies. Dark lies.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Well, you guys get shot. Oh, no, we get murdered at our prime. At least we get murdered in how dark that is, shit. Motherfuckers get murdered. Hey, I guarantee both of you motherfuckers got some damn their life experiences fucking with this shit. Y'all's in. Y'all didn't say it. I'll tell you what happened to me one time.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I know motherfuck didn't try to kill you. I'll tell you what happened to me one time. I'm telling you. Straight up. Pull up. It's a club in my hand. Ain't I got the ugly ones with me. Like the real ugly ones.
Starting point is 00:29:53 They're all in jail favor, right? Yeah. We pull up for that Joe show. It's like a thousand people there. Shit, it's ram-packed, right? When you show up, they give you your second half or whatever the deposit is. We didn't even talk about big money, right?
Starting point is 00:30:08 So he said, you know, the man downstairs, so I go downstairs. So much you think you're getting $4,000? $7,000 or something. So they had to give me $3,500. Yeah. Right? So I go downstairs. The Italian dude sitting in, he mad as hell.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Like, you're my man, we need our second half. He's just ignoring us. It's me and my man Flex. He's like, yo, he got an attitude. I was like, yo, bro. You know, it's a thousand people upstairs to see Fat Joe. This shit is ran back with my money. So Flex started talking to him.
Starting point is 00:30:42 You know, Flex, rest of the piece was like, Live, but you start talking crazy. This nigga pulled out the biggest gun. And we in the big, the whole club is partying up there. Italian, dude. We in a big, bro, we turn around. He's busing at us. Basque.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Bausk. We running, and I got the ugly ones outside, but they got no clue that this is happening. I got the ugly ones. I got horrible guys with me outside, but this shit is going, we run upstairs, we go outside, then his people close the gate like a happy land
Starting point is 00:31:19 with people in there, 1,000 people in there. They knew the routine. If he shoot at you, close the gates, even with the people in there. So we outside, like, come outside, this and that? Man, let me tell you something. The next day is something, my man, Big Fred, God bless him. He used to work security there.
Starting point is 00:31:37 He came with the 3,500 and was like, yo, they had shut down the club. That was going to be the last day. you know, the police came and said, yo, you got to shut down this club. So that was the damn one. The Italian was tight. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:49 He was tight over that. They had nothing to do. But he shot at us. And we ran the fuck up out of there. That shit was. He didn't even know who he was. He didn't give a fuck who I was. He lost his lick.
Starting point is 00:32:01 He lost the bar, the club. He was going to shoot at any shit. He didn't give a fuck. And we was talking extra spicy. Fuck you, man. You don't smack the shit out of you. You don't give me my hat. It's that.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Pull that shit out. The motherfuckers were sparking, wasn't it? Those shit was going to s- through that hallway. We running through that little hallway. Yeah. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor Hard Rock Bet. All right.
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Starting point is 00:37:37 available on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Radhi Dvlukaya and I am the host of a really good cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the crappy childhood fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods. We talk about how the things we went through when we were younger can still show up in our adult life. lives, in our relationships, our reactions, even in the way we feel in our own bodies. And Anna opens up about her own story, what helped her notice the patterns she was stuck in and how she slowly started teaching her body that it is safe now.
Starting point is 00:38:16 So when I got attacked, it was very random. Four guys jumped out of a car and just started beating me and my friend. And they broke my jaw on my teeth. I was unconscious. Then I woke up and I screamed. And I screamed because even though I didn't know who I was or where I was, something in me was just like, hold on, wait. they could kill me, and I'm not going to let that happen.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I'm not going to let that happen. I'm going to get through this, and I did. Listen to a really good cry on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. We're the One's Comedy Tour. Tell us about that. We're the One's Comedy Tour is a tour that this is our third year. And, man, we didn't have some of the best young, hot comedians from D.C. Young Fly to Carlos Miller, Mojo Brooks. Last year we had
Starting point is 00:39:03 Little Duvall, Country Wayne We switch it up every year Man This year we got Those got Mojo, Brooks, Carl's Miller,
Starting point is 00:39:10 D.C. Youngfly, me, J. Ski. I'm headlining this year. I usually host it.
Starting point is 00:39:15 But this time I'm going up last and I'm gonna beat O.G. I hate that, though. I hate when you, when you're like, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:22 Martin called me a couple of times he did this time, shit and he'll come out and be like, thank you. Like, I'm waiting for Martin.
Starting point is 00:39:28 No, I don't do that. No, I don't do that. You ever got jerked than one of those. I'm coming as a bunch of dudes. I don't know. He hosts, he fucking up.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I'm doing everything. Yeah. He's there. You see him all night fucking that other. Yeah. And I can go up behind all of them and still do 30 minutes. I got that in me. You know what I'm one of them comic.
Starting point is 00:39:46 For a fact, in the comedy, there's definitely a guy to be people who, they've got to be biters. That is. Like back in the days, they used to have guys to hear your moms and then they go put it on wax before you.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Yeah. It's fucking hits. Like with y'all, you ever heard. heard somebody talking that shit, and you was like, yo, what the fuck? That's my joke. Yeah, the whole fucking business. Oh, shit, Mike.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Yeah, my... Hey, well, I'm going to tell you some crazy shit. This is how you know that you, when you really own, when a big motherfucker steal something from you. And you're like, damn. And you're saying to yourself, you know what you say when you see a big motherfucker that stole something something like you said, he had to hear from a small motherfucker that stole it from me.
Starting point is 00:40:29 You know what I mean? Oh. He didn't get it directly. No, a small motherfucker stole it from me and got around him and he ran with the way. Yeah. You know that motherfucker, oh, a thief get, he
Starting point is 00:40:41 gone. You remember my motherfucker take your bicycle. You might not never see it again. You might see the frame on your awesome. Yeah, a nigga boy. Man, them are my forks. Nick, that bike is dissected and gone. You know what's crazy? I stole a truck once, right?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Now I'm going to keep it real Automobile A truck Right I had the same truck But this guy had the fucking The wide body kit The yo God bless you man
Starting point is 00:41:11 I gave back so much God covered me for that And the karma I stole a truck We went to a nice neighborhood They had the fancy hood They had every We took that bitch
Starting point is 00:41:22 No we stole that shit We took it to the shop They put the hood The shit was stated y'all chopped y'all chopped when they're two chopp the shit was the flyest truck and the soft braw sound system this and that about six months later they stole that shit for me man they found nothing that's right that motherfucker took every that karma come right back they stole that's what made me a thief i got everything that ever happened to me i was not that yet until it happened to me i did not fucking get in the streets until the streets happened to me They stole my bike and I said, hell no, I'm stealing bikes.
Starting point is 00:42:04 They jumped me. I said, hell no, I'm jumping, niggas. Motherfucker snuff me, I said, nope, I'm snuffing niggas. They robbed me, I'm robbing niggas. You're lying. It makes you do that. That's why they say jail's a terrible place
Starting point is 00:42:19 because you go in there for one thing, you come back and you learn. Natives don't taught you how to steal everything moving. That's right. You run into real career criminals. That's what I always said. I said, you know when you're young and you go in one of them bad-ass little kids' house
Starting point is 00:42:36 and you see pictures of him when he's young on his mantle. He's like, oh, fuck him. He ain't, you know. He ain't that bad. But then it was kids that smell like pee that you know then have parents. They'll kill your ass. That's the motherfucker that are this.
Starting point is 00:42:53 He's jealous of you while y'all together. Y'all's supposed to be shooting at another motherfucker. He's one that shoots you in the back. I've seen shit like that. I'm telling the truth. Not in person. Not in person. They smell like pee that's been through shit.
Starting point is 00:43:08 He's killing you, nigger, in a robbery. You got the gun out. He's behind you. He shoots you in the back. Wow. Look, I used to be jealous. He's already wanted to get to my best friend. And I had my mother and father, but his relationship with him and his dad,
Starting point is 00:43:22 I used to be so jealous because he was so tight. I'd be like, damn. My dad wasn't even around. Father don't hug me. me like that. The nigga don't show me love like that. I was just getting jealous of you just now when you said, I was talking about your dad.
Starting point is 00:43:36 I was saying, well, he shut the fuck up. But I didn't say nothing. I acted like I enjoyed it. You said I was blessed with him even getting the cheap coat. What? Man, my dad used to pick me and my brother up. And God bless him. So I love him still.
Starting point is 00:43:52 My dad used to go pick me and my brother up and act like he was gone. Take us for the weekend and drop us over another lady house. And my mother said, how was it? I was like, we was over a bitch named Pat House all we did. She was like, Pat. I was like, yep, we was over Pat House. This nigga was out with another lady. I don't know what the fuck he was doing.
Starting point is 00:44:14 But what I love about him is that he did make sure he knew who he was. So that part of me, I'm glad I'm not a grown man trying to find out where and who my father was. that's a whole other level of the game that I got friends like that They don't know where Yeah They act like I'm their daddy sometimes Yeah
Starting point is 00:44:36 Your friends act like you They're friends acting like you there Well there's ones that don't have a daddy If you know And I'm in the position Niggas start acting I ain't fucking with this I tell the nigga
Starting point is 00:44:47 I ain't your daddy, nigga And those niggas get mad I'm gonna kill you, nigga You say somebody I ain't sit by that But I'm just telling you The nucleus of the mental health part of people.
Starting point is 00:44:59 You know what I'm saying? That's some real shit. Somebody that don't know their father, you're dealing with a whole another type of person. You know. It's hard being a stepdad. A lot of them are strong,
Starting point is 00:45:11 the strongest people you ever want to meet are people who are missing something. Yes. You know what I'm saying? That is the strongest person. Those are the strongest. Those are the leaders. They have to go through the most adverse. Yeah. Yeah, they're the leaders.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Like my wife, God bless her, sir. her diopaths when she was young, she didn't know who he was. But my wife is so powerful and resilient. And she, I'm the bitch when it comes to her. I'll be sitting there crying about some shit and she'd say, oh, man, that's right. I ain't never seen a woman that's stronger than a man like that.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Every now and then somebody get a flag. Every now and then somebody get the flag, huh? He the bitch. Yeah, listen, I ain't the only one that get the flag. Yeah, nigga, because I have seen some pictures with you and your wife, but you looked at humbled than the motherfucker. I looked like I was the bitch in the relationship. Yes, y'all had pink on and everything.
Starting point is 00:46:06 I said, she made him put the pink on and pink rose royce and everything. Let me tell me have some flyers in his head. I said, she didn't melt it that, nigga. All we want is peace in harmony. All we want is peace in harmony. Anything. That's it. I'll do anything for that. All I want to seek the kingdom.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Seek the kingdom. No beef. Well, I got a TV show coming with Kenya, It's me and him wrote a million movies. I got a TV show with Kenya, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Kimmy's Bronx Cafe, baby. Yeah. The Upshaws is coming out.
Starting point is 00:46:39 The last season of the Upshaw, me and Wanda Sykes on Netflix. Only on Netflix, y'all, come out January 20th. I got another movie coming out with Kevin Hart. 75. Some shit. Me and this, niggas. I don't know the name of the motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:46:55 He was a big butt wide. budget-wide movie, you know what I mean. I got a little piece of money out of fucking, you know, but... You stay working, you stay blessed. I stay in the game. Because you seem, it's almost comedians are like America.
Starting point is 00:47:09 You're even rich or you dirt poor. I don't believe that. I see some... It ain't no middle class, Nick. Nah, it ain't. There ain't no middle class. It's either you rich or you poor. You're even sleeping in your car.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Because it's a lot of comedians. Because there's a lot of comedians. And all of them. of our stories are like that. That's what I'm saying, man, I moved to New York in 1991 and didn't know nobody from Indiana. And what you thought, like, you was going to blow up here? Like, that's what the deal was? I came here and lived for 10 years. Roared the trains everywhere. You know, one thing I did, I said, I got to start
Starting point is 00:47:49 wearing with them niggas wear, so I went to Boston Timberlands. I started learning the club, because the shit I had when I got here from Indiana, When I was dating girls, they was like, you gotta take that shit off. You know, New York girls, they liked me, but they was, they were just laughing in my accent. They was like, yeah, I take that shit. I had a long leather trench coat with like a peacock shit. Yeah, that motherfucker had a three-quarter lymph with a strap. That one fucking strapped ass.
Starting point is 00:48:14 My wife, my girl said the girl I was with you said, you got to take that shit off. You know what I mean? Yeah, I had some girlfriends, man, all over in the Bronx. Man, I didn't been on the train. I didn't been on the six train with a girl. girl, riding, going to do shows. And that was the crazy thing about my journey is that
Starting point is 00:48:32 I was here for 10 years. I've been around everybody and everything, and I was a ghost. Nobody even seen me. And I said to myself, if I was a hitman, I could have killed the whole hip-hop business. Yeah, you could have. Because I was at the shark bar.
Starting point is 00:48:48 I've been in Puffy's restaurant. I didn't been standing right next to Jay-Z at the Latin Quarter. He was about to go on the stage, The nigger had a polo shirt on and a little hat. I swear to God, I'm not lying to you. And I was a ghost. I was sitting there.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I watched everything. But I did a lot of comedy shows. I used to do shows with talent. Man, I used to host a peppermint lounge. It was a club in Jersey. Off the chain. Motherfuck be dead in front of it. They still got the show going,
Starting point is 00:49:17 Tretch, naughty by nature, and them coming there every night. Off the chain. But I'll be telling this story to tell kids that, Especially kids that are not from big cities. Because, believe it or not, these small towns and small cities, some of the realest motherfuckers you ever met in your life come from them towns.
Starting point is 00:49:40 I'm talking about stop down, cohort. The only way you could really find out street niggas is to go to the feds. And a nigger from Stanky Hall, Texas. Which is all, Kansas. Cut your head off, bro. You know what I'm saying? So you have to understand this real motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:49:58 all over the world And I came to this city, man And I didn't have nothing I got on deaf comedy gym The first thing I ever did That I got on here I was an extra on New York undercover It had Malik Yobo
Starting point is 00:50:12 And the little Spanish dude I was sitting there Looking at Malik talking shit And he laughed at me He's like because I had an accent He said, man, where are you from? I said, I'm from Indiana And oh man
Starting point is 00:50:22 I tell you, I got some cold stories I was dating a girl that was in the Marcy Projects. This was before I even knew anything about Jay-Z. Her name was Peanut. And I'm dating her and I go up. She invite me to the project. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:36 She invite me to the project. I go to the projects and I go upstairs. This is the first time I smell a busy elevator. I'm talking about, damn, I'm in New York. I'm from Indiana. Man, I come downstairs and when I walk out, I mean, before I walk out, I see a hundred niggas. I'm like, where the fuck did they come from?
Starting point is 00:50:53 They're on both sides of the door. And she's like, oh, fuck them, come I'm like, oh, no, I ain't no fuck them, Nick but ain't know where to go. Gotta go through. They got these skits on Instagram now, like with those come and take their girl to their crib and this is in the projects,
Starting point is 00:51:07 there's 10 niggas and that. Yo, me tell you so. Them niggas was talking shit. They must have knew her. They grew up with it because I told him that was the first time I ever told her the girl telling him suck my dick, bitch-ass knick. I said, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:51:23 I ain't, because I ain't never, I heard no girl tell a nigger this. I didn't even know you had a dick. Yeah, yeah. Shit flake went out here. It blew my mind. That was a wild shit to me. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:51:35 I said, ooh, Lord. I'm glad they knew her because if they didn't know her, they were saying her real name. They were saying, oh, thank God she wasn't saying. Because we used to have girls in my business. She probably was up. Oh, see, I wouldn't have came over there. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:51:49 The shotgun come out. Boom, yo, you got to run your jewels. Yeah, you got to run it. But that was all drug bill. That's how that shit went. Yeah. Comedy Mount Rushmore. Come on, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, or Martin Lawrence,
Starting point is 00:52:03 Bernie Matt, and Robin Harris. Bang! Can't nobody beat that five. That's monster five. Who's going to beat that five? Who, who's going to beat that five, man? Nobody beating that Richard Pryor. No.
Starting point is 00:52:15 You know what, um, hold up. Yo. There is an exception. I didn't hear Dave Chappelle. Well, Day Chappelle is, he's younger than me. Don't matter. He ain't up there with them to me. That's my opinion.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Now, I have to put him in a category that's... Right after them, right? Yeah, you can't tell the kids that. Me and him looking up at the same person. See what I'm saying? I get it. I'm the same way you say. If it was hip-hop, we would mention L.L.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Yes. Carolas, shit like that. We ain't going to mention nobody. Like you would get mad if. a nigger tried to say you and, like, wanted you to look up to Tim Dog. Let me tell you something. If a nigga tried to get you to look up to Tim. Let me tell you a story, though.
Starting point is 00:53:04 That's crazy that he said that. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on nothing about Tim Dog, man. How about, can I say something? Can I fucking say something? How about none of us in the Bronx know nothing about Tim Dog. Tim Dog was the first six, nine.
Starting point is 00:53:20 The nigger had real niggas behind him from the nine, but we never knew. where the fuck Tim Dog was from. He left. He fuck Compton. I'm from the Bronx. We don't know where Tim Dog is from. He wasn't from the Bronx?
Starting point is 00:53:33 You can't go to a building and say this is Tim Dogg's. Nobody knew where he was from. You lie. Many years later, I don't give a fuck. What I'm trying to tell you is I'm trying to think about he had dudes behind him
Starting point is 00:53:47 that were the real deal. This thing is this the whole was him in the 90s. I dare you try to call you Because he's in the Bronx to tell us. And, Nick, where's Tim Dole from? Everybody. And he was saying he was from the Bronx.
Starting point is 00:54:00 But he had the West Coast niggas mad at the Bronx. He also had, listen, that might have started East Coast, West Coast Beach. That was the first one. It's the first blow. I'm trying to tell you, when 6'9 was talking that shit. Yeah. I'm asking my man, who's the guy standing behind them? And they're like, yo, that's such a sense.
Starting point is 00:54:21 That's such. He's the real deal. It made me think 6'9 was real. Because I'm looking at the video, he's talking all that shit. Everybody behind him is the real deal. Tim Dogg was the first six-nine. He was out there, fuck, Compton, I'm from New York, this stuff. Everybody behind him was the realist.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I knew who's Tim Dogg, but I'm just trying to tell you, I try to do the math after. I thought about Tim Dog, and I was like, yo, where Tim Dog from? And I'm asking every nigga in the Bronx. And nobody could point to the building, all the hood. Like they knew everybody's standing. ending behind him.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Yeah. That was eye guard, rest and peace. Yeah. That was all the non guys. They was the real deal. But him. Tim Dog,
Starting point is 00:55:02 because the boy ain't shit. Yo. Yeah, I'm telling you. Yo, Google, Tim Dog, where's he at to now? I'm telling you the truth.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Bing, Bing. They do. Castle Hill. No, just kidding. He ain't for Castle Hill. I've seen him. at V-I-M.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Tim Dog died? Oh. God bless Tim Dog. That niggas eating in White Castle, man. Niggas... White Castle's on the F-D-R. You remember that White Castle on the F-D-R? White Castle's still popping.
Starting point is 00:55:43 I used to eat that White Castle. I used to shop at that Models. I used to live in the Bronx, I'm telling you. Yeah, yeah, I know we'd show him by my Soundview. Man, I swear. I used to go on Fordham Road and shop. And my buddies got out of prison. They used to come, I used to
Starting point is 00:55:58 fly him to eat. Y'all watch some fucking dude up on Fordham Road. The other day on Instagram you heard? Yeah. Kiss. They beat the brakes off this dude. But he deserved. He was like a homeless dude butt naked. And some dude got it into him and he was fighting. He was about the
Starting point is 00:56:14 fuck the guy up. How did you hustle a little naked nigger? No, I'm telling you, I swear to God. Some dude got it into. I don't want that shit. Yo, listen, yo, Kay. Hey, could you believe his penis? It's going to touch your leg, niggas. No, I'm going to tell you. Yo, hold up.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I'm going to tell you. You're going to hear some meat. You're going to hear something doing like here. You're going to hear something like this. Can I say this story? That's my fucking point. This shit is flagrant, man. Yo, this shit is foul.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Yo, listen. I'm trying to tell you. Yo, all right. I want everybody all here to Google this shit. Listen. The guy says to be doing like this. You know, let me tell the story. This thing.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Yo. Man, you run off the road every time. Okay. Now. Joe. Now can we clear the floor? I don't make this shit up. I don't make this shit up.
Starting point is 00:57:09 I just tell it like it is. It's a big homeless motherfucker ass naked on Fordham Road. Here we go here. He argued, listen, listen, Mike. He arguing with a dude. The dude tried to fight him. The dude try to fight him. He's butt naked.
Starting point is 00:57:27 That was horrible. This guy starts fucking the dude up. The nigga, nigger. The whole neighborhood, even the paws, the Frankfurt of the male. The ladies. Everybody beat this nigger's ass. The butt naked dude. The whole four of them road jumped him.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Fifty niggas like, yo, the fuck out of here. Like, yo, when I say the ladies walked by and was like, boom. Like, he was foul. Yeah, because this kid's around. The nigga bought six. seven-foot-foot-to-tolew up that niggas. Pralick, yeah, yo, he bought naked in the middle of daytime, it looked like the morning.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Yo, yo, Mike, he about to beat the shit out of the kid who is one guy who had the courage to be like, yo, my man, what the fuck you doing? He started beating him up. You hear what I'm saying? But I can deal with a nigga, I mean, just he even wanted to go next to a naked homeless person.
Starting point is 00:58:23 No, no, but he's totally. The thing about police It's hard for them because they got a lot of nigger up. Yeah, they got a fucking naked nigger's ass. I think they do that often.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I think they do that often, too. That's not a far fetcher. I'm saying, I've seen the video, y'all could Google it. The little guy tried to tell them, my man, you was woman out here, like, fuck you. I don't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:58:45 I couldn't hear the volume. Yeah. But they scrapped. And the butt naked nigga was getting the best of him in the middle. Man, they beat the brakes off this month. They hit this. This nigga with the Frank for the truck.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Everybody got in on this shit. You know when the neighborhood, they don't want to, they tight at this shit. The nicest guy in the world walked by and stomped that nigga. They all gave it to them. Like, everybody, the whole neighborhood. Are y'all going to be in the music? I know y'all going to be in the hip-hop museum, mate. They got a piece.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, yeah, I fuck with the, I fuck with the hip-hop museum. Shout out, Ruben Diaz. No, it's going to be in the Bronx. Bronx. To the Bronx, about 140. You know what's up? They said they do on a new They're saying they're doing a new one.
Starting point is 00:59:27 They're saying they doing a new one. It's in the Bronx, man. Shout out the Rock. He's shout out to Ruben Diaz. We just, that's where they gave me the award. It's going to be in the Bronx. Where hip-hop started. And the locks, man, I'm telling you,
Starting point is 00:59:40 let me tell you something about the locks. This is like a fraud. I thought I was fraud. My guess, he's fraud. The locks got, because y'all got fans in Cincinnati and shit like that. We fuck with all. Y'all test a lot of Midwest.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Joe got a lot of Florida. They love you in Florida. The Trump is, huh? Florida, they fuck with Joe crap. But you know, it's people, the older people down in Florida, they don't even know you rap. They just know you as to who you are.
Starting point is 01:00:13 And if you say, you ever heard of Fed Joe's song, I didn't know he made music. I was like, yeah, that's where he, then after the music, you say, you know Fat Joe was drugged? I didn't know. And they see them pictures when you had the big black coat. You know, you're dapper-dair and shit.
Starting point is 01:00:30 No, this was an Army military thought. You didn't have no money. You was poor as a motherfucker in this video I've seen. This video I'm talking about, you was on welfare. He said, no, I had to dapp a military. That's all I never hate on you. When I see you in front of them rose voices with them outfits, I said, that nigger deserved that shit,
Starting point is 01:00:53 because I've seen that nigger poor. You see me with the herringbone chain. You didn't have nothing. You had a black... The black army jacket and some boots. You're dusty as hell. So when I see you clean, I'm like, oh, that nigga deserved that shit. That's what I try to say.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Jayticus, too. Dusty, niggins the first lot. Them first lot, them first motherfucker. Ooh, that young Jada kid was going to prison. That's why when I see Jadik's real father, I said, ain't no way in hell that nice-ass man had that dust-ass little boy like that. I said, he didn't do nothing that man told him to do. You could tell.
Starting point is 01:01:39 I said, how to hell? I said, that thing his father looks like a principal boy in high school. How the hell he has a dusty-ass criminal son like that? I said, that boy didn't do nothing. And that man told him to do it. That's a fact. Yo, man, but thank God, man. We slipped through the cracks, man.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And that's what we be trying to like. I tell you the truth. I get up every day. And I can't believe it. I swear to God, I'm telling you all, guys, God is real. Did you get up? No. I can't believe that I own a house.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Like, literally. I can't believe. I literally own a house. I'm just saying, I can't believe. I can't believe I own the metro. Yo, this guy's crazy. I can't believe I own a house. I can't believe I own a house.
Starting point is 01:02:30 I can't believe I don't believe, you know, shit was fucked up when I grew up. This shit is the simple things, the littlest things. You can get mad a little bit sometimes when you see. Do you kind of get mad? I mean, you don't get mad, but sometimes I get a little frustrated with my kids because I wish. Sometimes. I wish they went. They could live a week.
Starting point is 01:02:51 They can go back. I can do a week, and I said, man. This one week, they'll come back and be humble as a mother five. I know, man. You know what the problem is? I can't even explain it to them, you know what I mean? Never going to reach. Yeah, I can't explain it to them.
Starting point is 01:03:06 I'm happy that I can do it for them, but I'm mad. We didn't toast, Jada. We ain't toast yet. In fact. This to the tour, the comedy tour. Yeah, we're the ones, y'all. We're the ones to talk. Get tickets available.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Hell of damn. We don't know of yourself. Make sure you get tickets. to the comedy tour, man. Explain, son to you. Third years. Third year and there's more to come. Yo, Mike, let me explain, Cindy.
Starting point is 01:03:29 This podcast. Yeah. Then there's the Joe and Jada. Y'all doing a great job, man. How many episodes y'all got? Like 50-something now. Oh, you're like, yeah. Oh, no, we hide your plane in right now.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Shit. Mike, so y'all could know. I did Noriega's first one, the drink champs. I did the first fucking drink champ. I was the first one on there. And look at his ass. That motherfucker, I'm telling you, this is the best thing that could ever happen to us.
Starting point is 01:03:59 And it's good that y'all doing it now because it's scary to burn that niggas. If you ain't in, it's over with. Because I'm telling the truth. And it's hard to get a good combination. Because they've been saying they get in the bag and all that. Now I see everybody's mother and cousin with the podcast.
Starting point is 01:04:16 I say, yo, I hope I ain't. It don't work, though. We missed it. It ain't worked. The wire, nigga, the train. No, it don't, it ain't working. It ain't working. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Everybody coming up to you, yo, congratulations on yours. I got mine. I'm like, that's okay, brother. Because I've never been a hater. Like, all right, brother, no problem. This, guys, I know they don't even talk too worse. They're like, yo, I got my own podcast. Yo, good luck.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Like, good. Well, I'm like, yo, did we miss the golden age? No, the combination got to work. And another thing, too, you got to always remember, you came in the door already made. You already made. That's the shit you say to them. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:05:01 It's hard to make yourself and then make yourself. You got to, I'm going to make myself. Now, that's like a Stephen A or something. That's like one out of a million, somebody that really didn't know that just make their personality just attracted. You know what I knew? You know when I knew we was big? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:18 We had Stephen A. Smith two days ago on here, and he shitted on me on my own show. But you know what that told me when I went home? I thought to myself, I said, we got to be on fight. He made his business to come on here and shit on me. He see us, like, the trainers coming, baby, the trainers. I'm telling you, when somebody that big turned around to snipe you, say Mike Epson's coming up in the game and he gets a little baby A kid to diss him. He said, oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:05:48 I must be, they, they fill in the foot stuff. Yeah, you got to look at that because they ain't going to pick on you if you ain't popping. Yeah, he said, hold up. If a motherfucker like to, if you like me too much, I told him, yo, I want to be the Knicks commentator. He said, nah, nah, that shit ain't going to work. He's like, yo, don't come in this space.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Did he say that? Yeah, you said that shit. I agree with him. Because he said, man, you tell him. He said, Joe, you tell the limit. He said you tell so much stories. The sky's the limit. Nobody can tell you what you can't do, man.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Yeah, yeah. Stephen A was up here, but I saw what it was. We fucking everybody up. Everybody dizzy right now. They can't believe the shit that's going on. Mike Epps hit me and say, you're drawing in town. Can I pull up? I did.
Starting point is 01:06:33 This guy's sell-out stadium. I did, I did. But he know who the hottest niggas in town. Yeah, I always, I've always, I always, I always fuck with Jada. And I'm, the shit. The shit is in our hands. The weather. It's five.
Starting point is 01:06:46 When you shoot. You know, when you're shooting, you got the firepower that this. This is off one sip. Y'all, if he finished that whole thing, y' asses in Trump. Oh, oh. Woo! Now, though, I'm like, can I talk my shit, though?
Starting point is 01:07:05 Talk your shit. Pop your shit. I said, I seen them. And they was Millie Vanillion. I seen them all, and they was Millie Vanilla. If you don't know what million is, youth, they was faking the fuck. And these guys was out here talking big shit. And they was criticizing motherfuckers, and they never did shit in hip-hop in their life.
Starting point is 01:07:31 And I know. Never sold a record, huh? Never sold the record. I know the day they saw, hey, Joe and Jeter, they knew their shit was over. Oh, yeah. I don't give a fuck who you is, how big you is, whatever the case may is. Then niggins do, it's over. Why?
Starting point is 01:07:50 We got top five dead or alive. We got Fat Joe. He don't give a... Fat Joe don't give a fuck. Hey, what's up, everybody? Daniel Jeremiah here. And I'm Bucky Brooks. If you love breaking down football
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Starting point is 01:10:26 Catch new episodes every Wednesday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Wasabi Hot Cloud Storage, store more and do more with your data. Try them for free at wasabi.com. For 25 years, I've explored what it means to heal, not just for myself, but alongside others. I'm Mike De La Rocha. This is Sacred Lessons,
Starting point is 01:10:49 a space for reflection, growth, and collective healing. What do you tell men that are hurting right now? Everything's going to be okay on the other side, you know, just push through it. And, you know, ironically, the root of the word spirit is breath. Wow.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Which is why one of the most revolutionary acts that we can do as peoples just breathe. Next to the wound is their gifts. You can't even find your gifts unless you go through the wound. That's the hard thing. You think, well, I'm going to get my gifts. I don't want to go through all that. You've got to go through the wounds you're laughing.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Listening to other people's near-death experiences, and it's all they say. In conclusion, love is the answer. Listen to sacred lessons as part of the My Goutura Podcast Network, available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Kelly. know me as Laura Winslow. And I'm Telma, also known as Aunt Rachel. If those names ring a bell,
Starting point is 01:11:46 then you probably are familiar with the show that we were both on back in the 90s called Family Matters. Kelly and I have done a lot of things and played a lot of roles over the years, but both of us are just so proud to have been part of Family Matters. Did you know that we were one of the longest running sitcoms with a black cast? When we were making the show, there were so many moments filled the joy and laughter and cut up that I will never forget. Oh, girl, you got that right. The look that you all give me is so black. All black people know about the look. On each episode of Welcome to the Family,
Starting point is 01:12:19 we'll share personal reflections about making the show. Yeah, we'll even bring in part of the cast and some other special guests to join in the fun and spill some tea. Listen to Welcome to the Family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm going to tell you the most powerful thing y'all got going on. I just told Jay the outside is y'all totally different. And he's got a whole different story.
Starting point is 01:12:51 He comes from a similar, but not close, but a different area than you. You come from a different area. And, man, y'all just different. If y'all, if they would have had another guy that was similar to you or another guy saying, that shit wouldn't have worked. And that's really what is paired up in the podcast thing. It's like, you can't really.
Starting point is 01:13:10 put the same people around each other. Listen, I thank God for Jada. You got to have peanut butter and jelly, bro. He brings me back to life. Peanut butter and jelly. You got it, you know what I mean? If I had, imagine my co-host was Yeo, we have wrapped beef with the,
Starting point is 01:13:27 with guys who ain't even hit. When we go to heaven, we already know we got beef. Or just like a fresh Montana or something. He slowed me up and be like, yo, krills, chill, crack, chill. Imagine I had a Tony Yeo, live, why the week got beef, we can't even come outside. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Some of these guys can't come outside. Right, right. That's another thing. Sure. Some of these got, your kids, come on, kid. You know it's true. Well, what if you did a lot of these guys talking this shit? What if you did an interview?
Starting point is 01:13:56 What if it was you and Granddaddy IU, rest and feast? It's something new from the Granddaddy IU. You know nothing about real hip-hop right there. Thank God I knew the words, Kiss. Yo, Kiss, at least I knew the words, right? Hey, can I ask you some hip-hop, real hip-hop questions? We hear, that's what we hear. Do you think Kay Solo was the first Red Man?
Starting point is 01:14:23 I don't know if he's the first Red Man, but... Kay Solo was really, really, really dope. I don't know what it was. Until you reminded me. I thought they was brothers. She in my business. Jamon, I thought they was brothers. Me too.
Starting point is 01:14:37 I thought they were... Spellbound. Spellbound? Spellbound? Spellbound is DMX. D-Mex? They're at Bees in jail. Did they?
Starting point is 01:14:47 That's why I want to get at me, doggy say, tell that nigga K Solo. That's all over. Damn. That's some shit right there. Spellbound when they was in the mining block in Long Island somewhere and locked up together. And they... They said DMX did it and... Kay Solo got on and it stole...
Starting point is 01:15:07 You know who I thought was related to DMX? Because I was around him one time and the niggins energy was just like him Father MC. You remember Father MC? You think Father MC was like... No, I'm saying that I've seen him and he was wild. He was just wild.
Starting point is 01:15:23 I didn't think he was like him. But I, you know... No, Father MC was the man. But I seen him. I just seen him. I've seen him too recently. Yeah, he was wild as hell. Father MC was... Listen, I got one DMX story.
Starting point is 01:15:35 DMX and Big Pun had a show in like a baby arena in Brooklyn we went to the gas station and DMX said you'll hold up one second and stuck the guy up for his chain and came back with the guy chain on
Starting point is 01:15:52 and I'm like yo there's just no way this thing just had the whole world going to get at me dog and he stick this nigga up for his chain in the gas station I didn't understand how that happens Like, I'm like, yo, DMX was,
Starting point is 01:16:08 Yo, DMX, you know DMX more than anybody. I see him DMX, and he was, he was seeing me at the gas station. He was, you know, fuck that he was talking shit. And man, and he seen my eye, that motherfucker turned into a whole other person. Yes, ma'am. And it does it. Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Oh, God bless you. I pay you. I love you. I said, damn, what kind of nigga is? Turn into a sweet thing. This thing is, I'm telling you, turn it to a church dude. Right in front of, you know what I'm saying? Like, he had another side.
Starting point is 01:16:41 He came to my show and he was in the back and Dougie Fress was on the stage. And he said, his DMX was going up. He had some Popeyes. He had some girls with him. He was eating a Popeye. He was on one at night. He was like, fuck that shit.
Starting point is 01:16:57 He said, I said, I'm going to bring you up. He's like, well, come on, bring me up. And tell the nigger to get on the stage with all this. Hibbitty, jimmy, shit, shit. Talking about, talking about, talking about, Dougie presses up there. Heardee, he, me. That sound like extra. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Let me tell you something. That nigga pulled me over that time. Then he pulled me over and tried to buy my car. And that nigga had a light-skinned niggles about 6-6 that was dusty. He was, he wouldn't even smile. I said, what's up, man? He wouldn't even say. That was big spank.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Yeah, but what's wrong with these? Yeah, he had a big, square box. head, that nigga was dusty. I said, damn, where did you get this nigga at right here, man? You order this nigga. You want to know what's crazy. What's wrong with just being security or holding somebody? Like, when I come and I see Jay to Kiss crew, I'm like, yo, what's good, y'all, this, this, that.
Starting point is 01:17:51 You see, let's say, welcome home Max B. Max B just came home. And I see videos of other rappers going to say what's up to him. And his security is like, looking at the niggas, like, what are you supposed to do? Like, are you going to beat up the rapper that's coming to say hi to him, welcome home? They're looking like, like, is that your job? Is that the qualification, my nigga? Like, what is the qualification of it?
Starting point is 01:18:16 Like, if you know they're coming to say hi to the brother, he just came home. Why are you looking at that dude's like, like, what are you getting out of it? As soon as you hear that pop, pop, pop, all that niggas is gone. Yeah, that's a little bit different. Get on ground Watch out Watch out Move
Starting point is 01:18:33 Get on ground You know that pop Popup Get on Everybody How about you hear How about you hear the PAP
Starting point is 01:18:40 I see Nick shoot at a nigga one time One shotgun Two fucking Nines Four Fives They was like
Starting point is 01:18:48 Having a O Krow Boom Popa boom Popa Boom They nuts Was hanging
Starting point is 01:18:53 In the middle of the block Nigger turned The run away Pat With the 22 Pat That's just
Starting point is 01:19:00 that Bing, be, bing, bing, niggas dove underneath cars. It was no more, yeah, rah! It's a different thing when you shooting at somebody who ain't got the hammer. The niggit turned around with the smallest caliber gun that said. Back, niggas was like, ah, diving underneath the cars and shit. They don't want that shit back. You remember back in the day, them 22s? Oh, yeah, it's a different story when somebody's shooting back at you.
Starting point is 01:19:24 They don't want that. Yeah, it's hard. Yeah, everybody thinking when you're shooting back at you is just like the catch-up. The catch-up? Where did it catch-up at? Oh, no, no. Let me tell you a cold story. I had a buddy that guy shot in the stomach.
Starting point is 01:19:40 He had the shit pack. No flags for that. Take the flags back. He had a shit pack. Somebody shot him in the stomach. He had a shit pack. Didn't nobody know it. But he still taught karate.
Starting point is 01:19:50 He was a karate teacher. Somebody did a back kick. They kicked the bag. Bound in the U.S. Bost this shit on. You know what the word was? You know what the word was? Shit.
Starting point is 01:20:03 You know Master McGee got shit kicked out of them up here at the karate slated. Master McGee got the shit kicked out of this. Kick the bag. Bag busted. I told a story on here. I got it is one of them Fat Joe imaginary stories. Let me tell you, one of them fat Joe imaginary stories, but Mayo was there. Well, I tell you, I beat up the karate nigger.
Starting point is 01:20:27 They think because they know karate. You beat a karate? nigga. Karate nigga used to come to school with the trophy every day, the moccasins. Them little black shoes with the red. One day he said some wild shit to me. I said, yo, my man. Who the fuck you talking to?
Starting point is 01:20:42 Karate? He was like, y'all be, you know, nigga, I beat them up. The karate, nigga. That shit don't work in the streets. Yeah. The karate shit do not work in the streets. Grab your foot. I've never seen a guy bust out karate, to be honest with you.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I know that's for, like, discipline or whatever, but I've never seen nobody. bus out there. Have you ever seen somebody run out there? Yo, what's up? Nigel, what's good? And he started, what do I know? Can I tell you who I fuck you up? Get this shit kicked out of Can I tell you who will fuck you up with a suit on? The shit out of.
Starting point is 01:21:14 The fucking, the nation of Islam will fuck you up with a suit on. Nick got a 3,000. You'd be like, God damn. I'm talking about side, everything. Vess. Nigel.
Starting point is 01:21:30 And then help you up, brother. You need to get your life together, brother. Yeah, get your life together, brother. Brother, we can teach you some lessons. Yeah, brother, get on up. Don't ever make me do that to you again, brother. In the name of Allah, brother, stand on up. Get on up out here.
Starting point is 01:21:42 That's right. That's right. That's right. I'm with that shit. If you ever do an event, no, I don't want to do it. I know the nation of Islam. You're talking to the wrong guy? I know the nation of Islam.
Starting point is 01:21:56 Shout out my brother, Arthur, 4X. Now he's the biggest one in the game. I know all of them. Oh, yeah, Mustafa and, yes, Brother Nouri and all that. See, now I'm going to tell you something about the nation of Islam. If you ever do anything around black people, always call them. Because what they do is they always, they have the ability to neutralize color people. I'm serious.
Starting point is 01:22:21 Yeah, they do. I don't know what it is about them. I don't give a damn. And I live in L.A. That crips and blood shit, if you bring them a. around each other, they're going to fight and kill each other. But when the nation of Islam is there, I don't know what it is. It's almost like caretakers for the niggas in the streets.
Starting point is 01:22:41 I'm serious, like babysitters. They like babysitters for ignorant motherfuckers. Because you know what? When you got somebody... And the ignorant motherfucker just calmed down when they see that time. When you got somebody who takes... Give me one of the year. Let me see y'all's people and transform them and give them jobs
Starting point is 01:22:57 and fucking do positive for their... for their people, and they was just like you, you respect them off writ. The respect level is all about everything in life is the respect. Have you ever stole something from Models? Well, I ain't still nothing from the nation of Islam, not a bean pie or nothing, bro.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Models, me. Models. Have you ever stole something from Models? I stole stuff from a lot of places. I'm going to be honest with you. I stole from a lot of places. I got my ass who were hungry, man. I got my ass what for still.
Starting point is 01:23:30 And you were hungry. Hungry like a motherfucker. We used to play spades in the hood. Where did you go swimming at? Cotona pool. Cotona pool. We didn't have no poop. And you was hungry as hell when you was done eating.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Cotona pool? Right? Let me tell you something. After you go swimming, you'd be hungry as a motherfucker. Let's if we play spades, whoever lose spades, got to go to the bodega. And still, you be like, y'all want some salt and vinegar chips. I want some chef. Boy, R.D.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Then they tell you to steal the ice cream. You got to steal the ice cream in front of popping. You will get your ass whoop. Right? So, but we had to, that was the shit. If you lost the Spades game, you got to go in there and steal whatever's on the list and come back with it.
Starting point is 01:24:13 When they do catch you, you get in your ass, what? Like, what? Like, I've been in places where they'll beat the brakes off you for stealing some shit. And then they won't put you in jail. Yeah. They'll just whip your ass.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Did you ever see Jeff Red when you was a kid? You ever heard of Jeff Redd? Oh, yeah. I see Jeff Red also. That's a player, I ain't a man. That's right. Old school Jeff Red used to sing. That was from Mount Vernon.
Starting point is 01:24:40 What was this song he saw? You don't know, Jeff Redd. I called. You called me from me and I heard just love in today. I was Andre Harel is one of his first artists. Yeah, his first artist. What about Tila Rock? Did you ever meet him?
Starting point is 01:24:55 I know Tila Rock. Let me tell you about Tila Rock. Let me tell you about Tila Rock. Let me tell you about. about Tila, about commentating, illustrating, description, giving. Let me tell you something. He still comes to my store and shops.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Wow. Like, he ain't a bum. They come to drop money up the store. So many people use this song. Tila Rock was ahead of time. He come to my store. You know who else? R.R.L. from next.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Whenever he in town, he comes drop four or five thousand in the store. He's doing, I could tell you. Where's the store in Miami? No, we got three stores up here, the Bronx, Harlem, and our Watson. 10 hires. They just sold me a 10 and a half and 8 a half. I went in there and I said,
Starting point is 01:25:34 10, they had to meet the quota. I won't be going to your store, sir. Yo, Mike. I appreciate that. I was just thinking about going. Yo, Mike. And I go there.
Starting point is 01:25:43 They had to meet the quota. I said, yo, I need 10 pairs of Tim sold today. They sold kissed the size 12 and 8.5. That's the oldest. You know what? I blame you. I blame you. You shouldn't have got God like that.
Starting point is 01:25:58 When he told me that shit, I knew it wasn't a mistake. He told me that's not going like this. He flipped the box up. That shit said, man, n-in-in-in-de-ha. When he told me that shit, I said, damn. But they did it. And kids, I call it nigger FaceTime. They over there laughing this shit.
Starting point is 01:26:14 I said, yo, this kiss is my partner, man. How are y'all going to do it? Fucking kiss. It used to be. They act like I have to rock this one big leg. You have a little bit. You have them. Abram, was there any girl that
Starting point is 01:26:30 you wanted and you couldn't get when you wasn't famous and when you got famous, you kind of went looking and when you're seeing her, you couldn't believe you wanted her. You know, I don't want to lie to you guys. I never had a confidence problem. So even since I was a young nigga, I always had a bad thing.
Starting point is 01:26:47 I thought I was the shit. And I would go into the spot and I would rap to the baddest shit. Even when you're in that? Fat, fat Joe. Fat, fat Joe was walking around thinking he was Prince Charming, my nigga. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 01:26:59 I never had a confidence problem. I own the name Fat Joe since I'm fucking three years old. Hey, Fat Joey. I never thought I was like, I'm walking out there with the best of them. I got green eyes and flies, smell good. Army jacket? I ain't give a fuck. I'm proud of you.
Starting point is 01:27:18 I'm happy for you. For a man. Tim's, you're in trouble. I tell you one thing, they used to want to whip my ass out there. Why? Because I always had the baddest chicks. So what I'm trying to you is, and I was the most ignorant ghetto nigger you ever seen in the history of mankind.
Starting point is 01:27:37 Like, I'd be like, I had this one girl and the whole neighborhood want to kill me over and I'd be like, yo! Was you mad you as fat? Such as such! Come down! Niggas is tight. Like, they mad you even talking to now! Niggis is looking at me like, yo, it's a movie on my head.
Starting point is 01:27:53 Did they make you fit mad? Was you mad because you was fat? I used to drive around the Bronx and Harlem with no shirt on and 10 chains in the Jeep with the top off. I never gave a fuck about people. The girl from SWV, Coco. Coco from SROV, she from my projects. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:12 She tell me all the time, yo, I know fat, fat, Joey, no shirt on in the summer, don't give a fuck. I never gave a fuck. I never looked at it as a disability. No draws on, nothing. Just. I ain't saying that. No drawers or Joe.
Starting point is 01:28:25 Just shorts, crack his head. That's gold chains. Your Mike, I'm not saying that. You know you ain't had no draws on, man, under the basketball shorts, but, you know you ain't no draws on up under them basketball shorts, man. You know you had them Knicks shorts on
Starting point is 01:28:40 with no draws on up on them, sweaty, stuck on the motherfucker brags, on the FDR, sweating, went 10-10 on, chest hot. This ain't that, man. This is the biggest in the fucking game, you hear me? Yo, listen, listen, your Mike.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Yo, Mike, I don't give a fuck, Mike. Like, listen. Fat Joe, fat, y'all. I've never been scared. I've never been unconfident. You're right, because you have a beautiful wife. Oh, my God, listen. You have a beautiful wife.
Starting point is 01:29:16 And I'm not going to lie. When I first seen y'all together, I was like, how the fuck did he get her? Hey, I got a broke, too. I was broke. like this big. I don't give a fuck, man. I never gave a fuck. You know what?
Starting point is 01:29:29 She must have seen that you was going to lose the weight one day. Nah! She said, I'm going to get a good Joe out of this nigga one day. She would have to be a scientist
Starting point is 01:29:40 to predict the Ozzypick was coming out. She would have to be a fucking fortune teller to predict your one day there'll be a drug called Ozempic. He'll lose weight. This Ozepic shit out of control. And these niggas made everybody mad at Puffy.
Starting point is 01:29:58 I was like the locks made everybody like, why don't he leave them niggas alone? God damn. Let them go. They were smothering you, man. And then by the time you got on that versus, it was like. Vindication.
Starting point is 01:30:17 It was like, damn. What about when they start hitting animals with those animals? What, to go get skinnier? Animals. It's to hit them with it. Listen, let me tell you something. They need Osimpic. They need to change that shit for liquor, too,
Starting point is 01:30:32 and whatever many fat niggas I knew got shot and survived for being fat. Yeah, me too. My buddy got hit about 12 times. The doctor told niggas the same shit, yo, if you ain't have this fat, you would have survived right now. You would die. But let me tell you something. They died fat niggas instead that Ozempic is a transforming drug.
Starting point is 01:30:54 That shit. saving lives. Like, you know, they're trying to get that, give that shit up for cheap. You know that, right? Because you know what I was thinking about. Because, you know, that saves so many lives. All of this stuff is linked together.
Starting point is 01:31:05 Like, when you think about, I mean, like, people are really, really upset with Trump. But if you really, really think about it, if you think about the whole grand scheme of things, what he's taken away from people is really a trickle effect of unhealthy shit. The food stamps, I know nobody is, I've never seen nobody spend no food stamps and whole foods.
Starting point is 01:31:30 I heard they accept them, but I ain't never seen nobody pull none out at the fucking cash rate. It ain't enough for that. Because the place is a healthy place to eat. I think people buy Cheetos and bullshit with, and I'm just saying this for black people. I know motherfuckers get mad, Spanish, but black people, they said there's more white people on food stamps
Starting point is 01:31:51 than black people. It may be, but black people, Let the fucking shit go. I'm tired of seeing three generations of mothers on fucking food stamps. It's over with. Let them take, that you're taking away from food stamps. Let that be, guess what? This is the start of, I don't need that shit no more.
Starting point is 01:32:11 I'm going to tell you something. Because I was there when food stamps came out. The projects and food stamps. They came out in our era. They should have been temporary. So what happens when you stuck in the project? My mother started... Everybody thinks they're paying cheap with it.
Starting point is 01:32:26 But it stops you from getting a good job of competing or becoming a real boss. So all this shit is a gimmick and systemic to hold you back from competing. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. But I'm not.
Starting point is 01:32:38 I'm not... There are some people that really need it. There's some people that need it. There's some people that really need it. I'm not saying the people who worked all their life. Now they're old. They need some food stamps or whatever the case may be. I get on single parent moms.
Starting point is 01:32:52 The pops don't give a few. Fuck, they need that food. And, you know, that at the time... We needed them food stamps. Really came in handy for me, man. So it's like... I'm gonna buy some now. I know.
Starting point is 01:33:03 I got a plug. To buy... Or I'll take you up to the save home. They start selling Lucy's... I sit out there in a phone line. You bring the groceries out. The Lucy's. But you know what?
Starting point is 01:33:14 It's time for everybody to get healthy. It's time for everybody to be independent. It's time for everybody to work for their future. If you're dependent on these things for too long, You're out the game. And think about the potential. I grew up in the projects. Jay Z grew up in the projects.
Starting point is 01:33:30 We grew up eating the worst shit ever. But imagine if Jay Z would have said, yo, I want food stamps. I don't want to compete. I don't want to show how smart I am. I don't want to show him I'm a genius of this. I'm cool with the $100 rent. Get all this shit.
Starting point is 01:33:45 Over on stamps? I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is that environment became hard. You said imagine whole Jay-Z on stamps. I have family members who told me I have family members. I have family members.
Starting point is 01:34:03 Spending the stamps with their same laugh. I have family members who told me they don't want to be They didn't want their stamps. I can't imagine me. I got family members who told me, yo, all we want is the stamps. We don't care. I rent this paid, this, this, that.
Starting point is 01:34:18 You, but don't you want to go to college? Don't you want to get a hat? Don't you want to now comfortable? here. I've literally, I swear to God, I have family members who don't want to be nothing more but then on Section 8. You know why, Joe? Because the responsibility is too great. The most, the scariest thing in the world is responsibility. And people don't understand that
Starting point is 01:34:44 you can manage it, but you got to manage your personal life too. People don't know all of us connected. You You're drinking water. You're being healthy. All of that is connected to you being... That's right. And that responsible connected to you being a businessman. That responsible connected to you being...
Starting point is 01:35:06 You're missing one link out of that motherfucker. Ain't none ever going to work. You got to cover every base of that. And they don't teach the kids that. They tell the motherfuck go do one of them and don't teach you the other three of them. There's a lot of guys... You're going to wash your hands first. I've been out too long.
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