Joe and Jada - The Real Report - Jay-Z’s Yankee Stadium Takeover, Kai Cenat’s Streamer University, LeBron’s Next Move, Future vs. NBA Youngboy

Episode Date: July 18, 2026

Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda are back with a packed solo episode of The Real Report, breaking down Jay-Z’s massive Yankee Stadium run and surprise appearances from Nas, Eminem, Beyoncé, Riha...nna, Pharrell, Jeezy, Usher, Fat Joe, Jadakiss and more. They also react to Raising Kanan, Chris Brown and Usher’s viral tour moments, the growing influence and money behind streamers, where LeBron James should play next, Future’s album and his tension with NBA YoungBoy, Adrien Broner’s comeback plans, whether 50 Cent could sell out Citi Field, and the debate over dogs being allowed off leash.Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code REALREPORT for 20% offSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:38 Right? I stole your light of that fast. Yeah, you definitely did. I'm good. I got so many pockets. I don't even know what I did with his light of that fad. Tiana Taylor did can't knock the hustle. That's because Mary Jay was in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Of course. She got her recipe out there. Yeah, definitely. Then Germaine DePree did Money Ain't a Thing. I really can't find his lighter. Money ain't a thing. Money ain't a thing is definitely a hit. No, you got your name.
Starting point is 00:03:00 No, I don't got my lighter, brother. You got your lighter, bro. You got my lighter, brother. You got my lighter, brother. I don't have your lighter. You got my lighter, brother. Stopping the show of a lighter. He's in that pocket, man.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Look, check your pocket. Now, you got my lighter, man. All right, so look, while I look for his lighter, he's beefing, check your pockets. You got it, I know for a fact. You know that light over here. There you go. There you go. Thank you, my brother.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Can you give him. Yeah, look, I'm going to find you later. A few moments later. There's always two sides to the story. I don't have the new light of that. Yes, you do, brother. I got the blue light of them? Yes, brother.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Oh, yeah, I do. Brother, both of them. Then you go both of them. See what I'm saying? I'm both of them, man. He didn't get stopped. Right, shut the . Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Brooes! Brooms! Bro! You don't get movies with. Look, Go, I got my video, you know, I would get to go out.
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Starting point is 00:04:10 We ain't did a solo in a minute, Murkney. Yeah, we've been running around. Yeah, how was Disneyland? I just got back from Disney, well, it was good, man. I enjoyed the time out there with the kids. It was me, two of my homies and 13 kids. Oh, my God. How did you do that, man?
Starting point is 00:04:26 What, 13 kids? I would have went crazy. It was the fellas with all the kids. So how was it? What did y'all do? I know y'all had the VIP passes. We got a lot of money too. We were skipping the line and all that.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Yeah. So stayed in a nice Airbnb. We had the pool in the back and all that. We was chilling, man. It was a good old time with the family, man. Who was doing the cooking, though? You know what? Actually, shout out to my guy, Gio.
Starting point is 00:04:45 He was doing most of the cooking. Jio, shout to my guy, Joe. I remember I was on the phone and you said something about the butter. Like your butter is burning. Yeah, Gio was doing most of the cooking. All right. See my guy, Zoochi Kahn Suji Kahn. My guy, Wizzy was there chilling.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Wizzy was chilling. So you got to be some patient, good dads to deal with 13 years. Yeah, it was a lot. I ain't go a lot. The kids was, um, the kids don't give you a break, man. It was, uh, exhausted four days. But we all survived. We made some good memories and it was, um, it was good, man.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Definitely. I'm glad you made it back in top for the A. I was going to be on a stage with Canaan by myself. I didn't want to be on a stage with Canaan by myself. Made it back just in time to go do the show in 50, A. I was happy, man. That was fired. I had a good day.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I did something with complex. Y'all, the family style. It was crazy. A lot of food vendors was there. You know, rock star chicken, soul food spots, vegan spots. You would love it. You had to test some food and shit? Yo, I actually tried some vegan food that was dope, man.
Starting point is 00:05:39 You know what I'm saying? Stiles P had a booth in there. Okay. Jeter Kiss tried some of his coffee. All right. Shut out the kiss. Rockstar chicken. It was dope.
Starting point is 00:05:49 It was just a whole bunch of food vendors. You know what I'm going into the food business, man. I'm going to the food business, man. I know you're doing. I got you. I got you. Okay. But it's been a busy.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Yeah. Busy summer, man. Oh, man. We definitely got to give a rest in peace to Knoe, Rockford. Yes, from Brooklyn, man. Rest and peace to him, Harlem. We got to do better, man. We don't want these basketball tournaments being.
Starting point is 00:06:12 We got to do better. Stop the violence for the summer. We know it's hot. But come on, man. Definitely. We got to do better, man. But besides that, the summer been crazy. We got J.Z.A. Yankee Stadium.
Starting point is 00:06:23 We got usher and Chris Brown on tour. Shout to Anthony, ladies, man. Aesap Rocky Tour just ended. We got Aesap Rocky Tour that just ended. It's been crazy, man. Let's talk about this Jay-Z thing. The first night, who he had there. I think he had Nyes, Beyonce, Blue Ivy,
Starting point is 00:06:39 Alicia Keys, Jazz, Slick Rick. When I watched the Niles performance, I thought it was pretty dope because they was rhyming to each other's beats. Yeah, they body that. Like, Niles was rapping to Culfup along and I think Jay-Z was rapping in New York State of Mind. It definitely was big.
Starting point is 00:07:00 First night was crazy. Blue Ivy was playing piano for feeling it. You know, Alicia Keys and Perry stayed in mind. Jazzo bring it on. I didn't think he was going to bring Jazzo out. Yeah, that was a... That definitely was a surprise. I know a lot of people thought he was going to bring Dame out, but I couldn't have
Starting point is 00:07:16 that I couldn't have it. You think so? I saw people saying that like, yo, I don't think he was going to... I think they said Dane was going to come. I don't think they said Dane was going to be going to... He was posting some things like trying to make it happen or something like that. I mean, it definitely was crazy. Jay came out.
Starting point is 00:07:30 He cut the hair. Beyoncé cut his hair in the beginning of the show, which was crazy because he looked like the old Jay-Z, the old Brooklyn. You know, he had that 200,000 out. Jay, you should have brought me and fab out, Jay. Oh, you think so? I heard somebody, you should have brought me and fab out to do the Brooklyn record. I did have been the movie. I did hear punch.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I did hear punch say that. Yeah, it would have been a good look. But other than that, it was great. It was great. It was a movie. I mean, you know, the first night was a movie. Of course, he came out with the $2 million Rolex on, you know, if you check that out. You know, LeBron, was LeBron there the first night?
Starting point is 00:08:02 I think LeBron was there the first night. It was crazy. Oh, LeBron was there all three nights? Oh, he was there all three nights. Okay. That was a movie when the brought is in the building. I feel like really hip hop was kind of boring and we kind of needed that. Like I always say, when you think about hip hop in New York, you think of Naz, you think
Starting point is 00:08:20 of J, you think of 50, and you think a Diddy. You know what I'm saying? Like dudes that, you know, was putting on for the city big time, you know what I mean? As well as other rappers like Joe and Jada and everybody else, so many legends. But I felt like hip hop was a little boring. So Jay, it had to be a point where he came back outside. Facts. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:08:40 You know what I mean? And then night one definitely was a movie. You know what I'm saying? He turned the city up, then. I mean, for him to bring Naz out to me, that was the biggest movie. You know what I'm saying? Queens in the building. You know, Nass did New York State.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Why? Because it's Queens? No, not just that. This guy's just the fact. Nah, I should have to juggle those, my brothers, those are my guys. No, it's just the fact that they had beef before. Okay, all right, guys, okay, okay. You didn't know it was an iffy thing if Nause is going to come out.
Starting point is 00:09:05 But they came out before. They did, they did. Of course, but we didn't know if he was going to bring them out the first day. Okay, got you. You know, I didn't figure that. And then, you know, when Nass did New York State of Mine, it was super New York in the building. You know, Jay broke records of having people attend,
Starting point is 00:09:20 which is a big thing. Nobody could really hate on that. The first night was crazy. Everybody talked about it. There was a lot of people in the city from out of town, from Connecticut and Virginia, because I was in the city. So, you know, I was running into people. And they was, you know, they was fans of us too.
Starting point is 00:09:36 But at the same time, a lot of people had the New York Yankee hat on. It was a movie. New York needed that. New York Nix won. The Luster is back in New York. Everything is super New York. People wearing their Tims in the summer. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:09:48 It was real New York. You know what I'm saying? It was real. outside, New York came outside. Now, night two, I couldn't believe the chain Slick Rick had on, man. That shit, like Slick Rick jewelry game is crazy. His chain was like, man, the size of his body, man. You know, Slick Rick a legend, man.
Starting point is 00:10:04 He started all that damn near that, that extra drippy shine. He made niggas want to go get them big Jewel's and all that shit. So, you know, Slick Rick been doing it forever, man. His pieces is crazy. Shout to Slick Rick. He brought your boy Eminem out, man. Definitely. Shout the Shady Records, you know.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Definitely, man. I told you the first record that the hood accepted from Eminem was Renegade because he went bar to ball with Jay-Z. Facts. That's classic hip-hop shit. So I didn't, I know the rumor was probably in the air or something. I didn't think he, I don't think, I don't know if Eminem was going to make it, but Eminem made it.
Starting point is 00:10:40 And it definitely was a movie. He did Renegade and Lose Yourself in New York was going crazy. That was fire. That was fire. Definitely. So shout to Eminem, Shady Records. Paul Rosenberg. My man Dena and Porter was out there.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And then, what I was in movie. Then, Farrell came out. Now, this is what I realized about. I never realized how many hits, Farrell and Jay-Z really have. Like, for real, Jay-Z, boy, man, that's crazy. Excuse me, Miss, la-la-la, just want to love you. Give it to me.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Frighting, a Lord. Like, it was a lot of hits during that set. And the band was definitely amazing. Jay-Z had out. But you know, he got Rock Nation. So you know everything was going to be a movie with Yankee Stadium. And of course, he broke some kind of record of the most attendees in Yankee Stadium. So you sold like 45,000 tickets and such like that.
Starting point is 00:11:35 No, I think it was 49,000. 46,000. No, it was like 49,000. We could look it up or something. I don't know the exact numbers. I think it was close to about 46,000. It definitely broke a record of attendees in New York City. So, you know, this is-
Starting point is 00:11:47 $45,000, 832, yeah, close to 46,000. There you go. And then all you heard on radio was crazy, like Hot 97, 105. You ever, y'all listen to the old school station 94.7? Oh, my God. Yeah, shout out to them. They'll be playing a lot of classics, man. Yeah, shout to 94.7.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Shout to them. I'll be locked into them, too, as well as every radio station. But every radio station was pretty much jazied out. I mean, you know, people miss that good old hip hop, man. They miss it. You know, we in times where, you know, sometimes we might age chain the older niggas. But the older niggas, you know, got that classic music. That's not microwave music.
Starting point is 00:12:25 That's one thing we could say about that era. It's not music. And there's a lot of young guys that's making good music. But come on, it's been the blueprint drop, what, 25 years ago? I mean, 25 years, it's still timeless music to fill Yankee Stadium three days in a row is an astonishing thing. Not a lot of artists can do that. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:12:46 And you're coming off of, you know, Jay-Z dissing you as well. I mean, it's Drake. this and you and everybody else. I think he really was like, yo, I'm gonna show out. And he responded to all that, um, the target, the target backlash and all that. He made the freestyle. So, yeah, like, y'all can't be hypocritical, man. Y'all motherfuckers on here talking all this crazy shit on YouTube and all that, all these companies
Starting point is 00:13:08 on the same shit. And what did I tell you that when we talked about that? I told you business is business, right? You could say whatever you want to say, yo, we're going, we're going, we're going on, being this guy. No, he's still going to sell Yankee Stadium. He's a legend. I told you, business is business. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I told you that. So just say I was right, right? You was right? I mean, business is business. He broke it down. He just wanted to hear that. He broke it down. He broke down the Target's shit.
Starting point is 00:13:36 But I was like, but you didn't know that people was actually, you ain't even know it was a thing about not supporting Target. You ain't even know that. You didn't know you. You didn't know you. You put you on point. I put you on. Business is business.
Starting point is 00:13:48 People still going like Jay-Z no matter what. No, of course. But I was just wondering how they was going to respond to him doing that. And I guess he shut it down. He did the right thing. He made it make sense. Definitely. And on night three, what he had going on?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Night three, expert in this? You know there was a lot of controversy between academics and Charlemagne. Over. Because Charlemagne is like a part of Rock Nation. And Charlemagne was putting up mad stuff to talk about everybody madden me because I worked for Rock Nation this week. All this stuff like that. So do you Charlemagne work for Rock Nation?
Starting point is 00:14:23 Yeah, he works with Jay-Z. Oh, okay. And Dame Dash got involved in it. Academics got involved in it. Who was on day three? Day three was a movie. It was two to three. How long?
Starting point is 00:14:37 But how long was the delays? Because delays, a lot of people look upset. The stadium was crazy. There was 10,000 people outside. Jay came out when the show actually started. And he said, he's sorry for the delays, but he didn't want to start the music. And have people trying to rush it and start trampling over people he has, they're and p and shit.
Starting point is 00:14:58 So it makes sense. It makes sense. It was a security risk. And I guess it was, it had to be, day three, July 12th, Tiana Taylor can't knock the hustle. Right? I stole your light of that face. Yeah, you definitely did. I'm good.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I got so many pockets. I don't even know what I did with his light of that fact. Tiana Taylor did can't knock the hustle. That's because Mary Jay was in bed. In Vegas. Of course. She got her recipe out there. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Then Jermaine Dupree did Money Ain't a Thing. I really can't find his lighter. Um, Money ain't a thing is definitely a hit. No, you got your- Facts. No, I don't got your lighter, bro. You got my lighter, brother. You got my lighter, brother.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I don't have your lighter. You got my lighter, brother. You're stopping the shoulder with a lighter. It's in that pocket, man. I'm fucking, look, check your pocket. Now, you got my lighter, man. All right, so look, well, I look for his lighter, he's beefing. Check your pockets.
Starting point is 00:15:47 You got it. I know for a fact. Dupre did money ain't a thing. I'm going to do everything in my pocket. Jermaine Dupree did money anything, which is one of the hits. Throw that light over here. There you go. There you go.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Thank you, my brother. Can't be killed. Yeah, look. I'm gonna find you later after the show. So, all right, Jermaine Dupree. Shout to Jermaine Dupree. I actually stepped to murder before. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Shout out to Jermaine Dupry. That's my guy. He always saying this bullshit. I told him. He said, don't put me in a rap. That's what we're gonna stop the rap up this year. Whiz gonna say I'm bugging. No rap up.
Starting point is 00:16:19 You can't stop the wrap up. Right. Jamee Dupree shout to you, money and anything. That's about brother Jemey Dupree, GZ came out. They said that he canceled one of his shows just to come out to the show. Yeah, he could, because he also got the residency in Vegas
Starting point is 00:16:32 but he can't get the pull up one, Jay. I mean, seen it all and go crazy. I was fired. I mean, Usher had a day off from the Chris Brown concert shout to Usher and Chris Brown. Um, heart of the city, ain't no love. You know what I'm saying? That was dope.
Starting point is 00:16:45 The dream came out. Crazy. Shout out to the dream. He's been popping out on a lot of shows. Dream, we might need you on this show. Yeah, pull up, man. Talk about all that shit you did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:55 No church in a while. Then we got, of course. He had Rihanna come out. We got the billion-dollar lady in the industry. Rihanna. Run this city. I ain't gonna hold you. Bitch better have my money.
Starting point is 00:17:05 I mean, come on. You know, Aesap Rocky was in the building. We seen him with his beautiful daughter. Swiss Beach came in. Money Cash holds classic. Rest in peace, DMX, Rough Riders, anthem. Welcome to the Jungle. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:17:17 So appall. Jig. What's my motherfucker? You know, and on to the next one. Shout out to my God, Swiss beast. Farrell came out again. Excuse me, miss. La, la, la.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Just want to love you. Give it to me. Give it that funk, that sweet, that fronting. Alor. Grinding. Yeah, the clips came out. Shout to the clips, man. You know, legendary night.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Beyonce, of course, you're going to bring white. The queen came out again. Drunk in love. Tom Ford. You know what I'm saying? Fat Joe. Shout to Joe and Jay to. show, make sure y'all check them out on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:17:50 They did New York New York. Yeah, bad Joe and KISS come out. I thought it was funny that Jaroo wasn't there. Yeah, we just glad Jai Ruh was. He didn't invite Jai Ruh. We don't like start, we ain't gonna start, but Jailu wasn't there. That was a good look. He ain't invite Jail.
Starting point is 00:18:01 That was funny. That was a good look. He said, I would not fuck this New York show up. I think the show at Yankee Stadium was good for New York City. I think, you know, with the New York Knicks winning and us raising the economy from that and Jay doing these shows and, And New York is back and 50's doing these TV shows. And, you know, New Yorkers kind of turn.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Raising Canaan. Oh, oh, my God. Raising Canaan, shout to 50. What do you think about episode 5? Oh, man. Marvin fuck Canaan up, man. You beat the shit out of Canaan, man. You beat the shit out of Canaan.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Cana. Cana, you know, you know, you my God too. You my God, Cain. But God, yeah, Marvin put the beats on that. I think I really, yo, murder. We really got a guitar acting classes, because I think the acting is remarkable. Yeah, it is. It's time to definitely get active.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I see why 50 picks out these actors. It's time to get active, man. I mean. The fight scene with Marvin was so good. I mean, the way Raquel just killed the little nigga and was like, yo, listen, Marvin. Canaan killed our brother, man. Canaan killed Lou.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Canaan killed Lou. That was like, oh, man, that was crazy right there to me. Man, that was fucking great acting, man. And you know I love Marvin daughter, too, because now she's getting her own work. Oh, yeah, she's on her shit now. She got a home cop on the tape. She on her shit now.
Starting point is 00:19:13 We don't want to give you too much if you ain't watch Canaan, but episode five. Jute. Shout to Jute. Who's your favorite actor? from the show? I'm gonna go with, I gotta go with Caney. I like everybody on that shit when I got on from Raquel.
Starting point is 00:19:25 She's killing it. She's like, she's so cold. So, Raquel for you and the King for me. She's cold, she's cold, man. She's cold, man. I mean, she's going against the fucking mafia. Yeah, exactly. She's so cold.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Nigger Tullo, man. But honestly, I'm, I'm, I've got balls. She said, nah. It's all hot, you know, man, I'm a big Who's the Boss fan from back in the days. We used to watch Who's the Boss. So Tony Dan Zah. just to see him back on the screen. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I mean, that, to me, that's big. Of course, Breeze. I'm fucking with Breeze right now, too. I'm fucking with Breeze. I'm fucking with Breeze. Breeze is a great actor. I remember from being the Wu-Tang movie, the movie, the TV show, which was great.
Starting point is 00:20:04 And Uncle Marvin that nigger, man. You can't front on Marvin, man. Marvin been putting in that pain, man. He's been putting in that pain. And he's like rocking on some real shit right now. Like, listen, man, you can't be talking to me crazy, man, because we all we motherfucking got, man. All that talking to me crazy shit, stop it.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I'm fucking with Uncle Marvin right now. They did Lou dirty. Like, it was kind of Raquel kind of fucked up when you really think about it because you put Lou body in like in a junkyard. And then you told Marv like, yo, he killed Lou. And it was just like, you was there. You covered this shit up too. Left him on the street like a dog. You left him on the street like a dog.
Starting point is 00:20:41 So I was like Raquel is cold hard. So she cold, niggas, she cold. She cold. Definitely. We'll see how the business works out between, you know, Rock vying in Manhattan. Uh-huh. And, you know, they still in Southside Queens, you know what I'm saying? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yes, sir. So what's the next, man? What's going to talk about Chris Brown. Shout to Dave Chappelle, shout to Big Country. Dave Chappelle's been going viral right now. Oh, yeah, he popped out. He was at Us and shit, right by the strip of pole. He got some singles, shout to Big Country.
Starting point is 00:21:15 It went viral. My nigg did. Chappelle was smoking a cigarette right there. Yeah, smoking a cigarette. Everybody thought it was a skit. That's my man. You know, so shout to Dave Chappelle. The Usher and Chris Brown show is doing extremely good.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Now, they're killing it right now. They're killing. Shows are selling out. These guys are doing arenas. Sign out the aunt the ladies, man. Yeah, they're doing arenas back to back. They're everywhere they go. They're doing three or four dates.
Starting point is 00:21:39 You got two legends that's killing it. It's a six-month tour. Shout to Chris Brown and Usher. And Dave Chappelle, you just made the... the show even more viral with throwing them seabuls. I felt like when you see, and you know what's the craziest thing about the show? It's guys like, I see one guy online.
Starting point is 00:21:56 We got to find him. And he was throwing out his wife's stuff because she was on stage with Chris Brown. Yeah, Chris Brown, yeah, Chris Brown, you're fucking up a lot of happy homes, man. Yeah, definitely. He was throwing out his wife stuff. You're fucking up a lot of happy homes, man.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I mean, if you see your wife up there, Chris Brown got her for the night, yeah, you got a reason to be upset. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of dudes. They said he fucking through the clothes. Yeah, this is him, right here. Oh, for real, he threw his wife's shit out?
Starting point is 00:22:19 He's throwing everything out. His wife is on stage. Oh, man. You know, and he wasn't with it. Oh, man. And I understand because- We gotta get him on the show, man. Chris Brown and Usher, man.
Starting point is 00:22:29 We got to get him on the show. We got to get you on the show, and Usher. These guys will really take your girl, especially if she go to the show. She was just enjoying herself for the night. Your murder, hopefully we can get the cameras back to the Chris Brown and Usher show.
Starting point is 00:22:43 We got to talk to interviews, man. I'm going to hold you to that. to my guy and we don't hope is that. And I definitely need my tickets to Chris Brown and Usher Show. Maybe we can give some tickets away on the show. We need to speak to Live Nation to somebody and the ladies man. And shout to them and definitely that's the show to catch. And there's nothing but beautiful women there.
Starting point is 00:23:03 So, I mean, everybody wants to go here. Okay. That's a fact. That's a fact. Definitely, definitely. And bring up, what's going on? I got to, you know, I got a, um, my God big tigger, man. Because his wife don't seem too right, man.
Starting point is 00:23:19 And I know I was on here on one of the last episodes. And I said, I thought he was a good guy. Tigger, you were a good guy. I was saying I don't like that guy. But his wife seems to be a little off. She seems to be a little crazy. Give the man his phone. She said, after watching that phone video, man, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Then she got arrested for some kidnapping shit for a Warren out in Maryland. There was something with a little local, man. There was something with a child missing. We would have to look it up. I still might not like Big Tigger. But the girl is a little crazy. Tigger, he don't like you because he never wrapped in the basement. That's the beef.
Starting point is 00:23:53 We love you, Tigger. He never wrapped in the basement. You know what I'm saying? I said I thought you was a good guy. You're a good guy. We see. Yeah, she might be a little crazy, man. I don't know what's going on with that girl.
Starting point is 00:24:03 I mean, there's always two sides to the story. I don't have the new light of that. Yes, you do, brother. I got the blue light of them? Yes, brother. Oh, yeah, I do. Brother. Both of them.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Then you go both of them. See what I'm saying? Both of them, man. pockets, it's like cargo pants. These pockets are crazy. But Tigger, man, you are, you all right, Tigger. She seemed to be the one that's a little off, man. Well, well, well, Tigger.
Starting point is 00:24:25 And I seen somebody else exposing or two. Well, best to look, best to look to Tigger, man. Yeah, but best to luck to Tigger, man. Yeah, best to luck to Tigger, man. Free his image. Best the luck for Tigger, man. Best of luck for Tigger, man. Yeah, it's the talk of New York, Tony, Ayo.
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Starting point is 00:25:43 I see Kassan. I see that, man. They make it. records and all that shit, man. I want to be writing them records or they got AI writing that shit for them. I mean, the streamer world, it seems like everybody's going from podcasting now and want to be a streamer. And it's dope because I guess the money is easy money for them.
Starting point is 00:25:58 So you know, you got Kansanat dissing, he disrayed. They just DDG? Hold on you. He just DDG. He dis recalled. He diss all of them because they, everybody's mad. They pretty much not as stream as university. In Streamer University, we know is going to be the next big thing.
Starting point is 00:26:16 We know, you know, Kahn and I took some time off. I think he had a million people subscribe, so he made millions of dollars because I think people was paying maybe $3,000 and 120 people only got into Streamers University. But a million people applied. So he made a lot of money just for the applications, which is genius. He got a genius team. But we all know everybody's waiting for Streaming University. We don't know when it's coming.
Starting point is 00:26:41 So we don't know why he left them dudes out there, why he left DDG and all the money. Ain't he cool with them, though? I mean, he's cool with everybody, but he always says streaming university is there for people to learn. So I feel like he wants to give the new people a chance that, you know, coming to streaming university and be appreciative. Okay. Because sometimes outside looking in it, it don't look like, like, like, Rekar smacked
Starting point is 00:27:04 smacked him with a cake in his Lamborghini the other day. You don't look like too appreciative. And, um... Talking about streamers, I seen a little T.J. beefing with this little white kid, the, um... What's his name, man? I seen like they, they was like smacking each other. Jack Dority. Jack Dority.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yeah, you know, you know Little TJ from the Bronx and I don't know. You know, this kid is getting some money. He got his bodyguard. So it was definitely a crazy situation. But, you know, I don't think little TJ need the ball. Yeah, see what he doing. Grabbing the nigger buys here and all that shit. You got grabbing them up.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Little Teetka was grabbing that knick up. You know Jack Doherty got a lot of money. So I think it was more of a, you're in my $20 million mansion, stunning on me. Because he tried to say his mansion was only 3.2, but you know, they both rich. You got a group of 3.2. You got one for 15, 20 million. You know how to stream. You know how the streaming world is.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Because now the streamers are making as much money as the rappers. You know, they're making a lot of fucking money. Aiden Ross. You know, he's saying that- Shut out the A. B. and Dean. Shit, they're making a lot of money on that steam. Right now with the whole kick shit, they run it. They're definitely taking over.
Starting point is 00:28:09 You know how I like the way they sneak their way in? Ray J. I said, I spoke to one of Ray J's guys and I'm like, Ray Jays is a G. Because it's like he snuck his way into the stream where he was doing it, but he got around, you know, A, B, and D, and he's catching that wave. It's a lot of money in that. Shout to all the streamers. You know, I mean, I don't knock it. As long as you're not in the street doing something stupid, you might as well try to make
Starting point is 00:28:30 millions just showing your life all day. Where will LeBron James go next? Where do you think? Oh, man. I wish New York, the Cavaliers, the Warriors, the Heat, the Nuggets, the Timberwolves. I can see him going to the Cavs. I can see him going to the Cavs. I can see him going to the calves.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Maybe the Timberwolves, too, though, because they got a good setup over there. Well, the Timberwolves, they got Lamello and Edwards already, so they pretty much set. Yeah, but LeBron could be that wing with Daniels. Oh, man, and they already got Gobert. Shit, that's a good fit over there. And I can see him back in Cleveland, too,
Starting point is 00:29:01 making it right with Donovan Mitchell and Harding over there. They already got Mowgli and Allen. They could do some things. But LeBron got what you say, two years, because doesn't he have this team, he's developing in Vegas, right? Yeah, you got about two years left. So once you're an owner, you can't be a player.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Of course. I say come to New York, fuck everybody. But Jordan was the owner before and he played with the Wizards as well. So I'm not sure how that work unless they switch things up because Jordan was like part owner with the Wizards and he was playing on their team too. About two lighters in the C. Great. Do you guys think LeBron could win a chip with the Warriors if it goes teams up with
Starting point is 00:29:35 Steph? I don't want to see LeBron go to the Warriors. I don't, that's one thing I don't want to see him do. I'm not going to lie. way him and Steph Curry been battling for years. It just, I don't know. It wouldn't feel right seeing LeBron over there with the Warriors. What we know is LeBron is going to make a movie when he announced what team he's going
Starting point is 00:29:53 to. Now, if he go to Philly, oh, my God. And we all know he's taking a price cut. That's the thing. Yeah, because he don't need the money at this point. 38 million, something like. Yeah, he don't need the money at this point. He don't need the money.
Starting point is 00:30:03 But it's all a chess game where he's going to go. Should LeBron do another championship in Cleveland? Yeah, that would be legendary. That'd be fired. She had his career there. But should he play with Steph, that would be crazy, too. I don't want to see him with Steph, yeah. I would love him.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Come to the Knicks, you know what I'm saying? I like that. But is she going to go back to the heat with Janice and Ben? And Bam. That might be good. Because he won a chip there before. Ben was just fighting with Tyler Hero. Like you said, I can see him doing Cleveland.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Maybe Cleveland of the Heat. Because those were teams he won chips on before. Yeah. But maybe he wanted to be on a new team and win a chip on, break a record on how many chips he Yeah, because that never been done before. Nobody's done that. Nobody ever wanted to chip with four different teams. So that might be something, then.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Nobody never did that before. So that might be something he chases too. That might be something dope he accomplished. Definitely, man. Shout to LeBron, man. Rich Paul, make it happen. Yo, LeBron. New York ain't a bad thing, Rich Paul.
Starting point is 00:31:01 New York ain't a bad thing. You mentioned the band versus hero. Did you hear about everything going on with Dremont saying... I see that U.D right now, right? Exactly. Paired it too with is Hero versus Bam and Draymond versus Jordan Pool. Like, is that comparable? I kind of see that.
Starting point is 00:31:25 It is. Yeah. Yeah. Because what Draymond said about it, he said, Ben, what he tried to say? When Bam, I mean, when Drayman hooked off on Jordan Pool, U.D. says something, that you can't be like a mentor, like an old head doing that to your young boys. So now there's a flip of script.
Starting point is 00:31:48 J. Mon was trying to, he brought UD in and then mocking them. Like those your young boys, Miami, he culture. So how ya I doing that and you talking about me? And UD responded and everything talking back. And he wrote some long shit to him. Pause, pause. Pause, my back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Okay, so this is what Gray, oh, so this is what Draybar says. So when I first saw this, I was like, damn, this is two young guys that you, Edinus Haslam raised, Green said in the part, if you raise these young guys in light of what you were saying about me and now he punches this other young guy that y'all kind of co-raised, are y'all going to have that same energy? So that's why I see UD going off on Draymar earlier.
Starting point is 00:32:32 He said, okay, Draymore and Green, what he said? It's five paragraphs worth of stuff. It's a lot. All right, we ain't going to read all that. But basically they beefing. It's drama. I like this, though. Let's go for the NBA.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Oh, it's definitely good for basketball. The Summer League started. What you think about that? You've been watching it, man? I saw one game with the young boy on the Wizards that, yeah, actually he got busy for his first game. I think he dropped about 27 points. I see A.D. was there. I think Trey Young was there, too, because he on their team.
Starting point is 00:32:59 So, yeah, I see the young boy getting busy, man. He was the number one drag pick. I mean, catching some of his World Cup now, man. Oh, my God. My kids got me on the World Cup. Shout out the Messi. I know the kid Hammond. He just got eliminated.
Starting point is 00:33:13 I think Norway, that was real big for the whole World Cup thing. Because they was doing real good. That's actually one of my kids' favorite players right now. Yeah, Norway is a big team. England? Who's in it? They just got eliminated. England is still in it?
Starting point is 00:33:25 We got France playing Spain, and then we got England playing Argentina. Oh, Argentina messy. That's the number of teams left, right? Yep, Final four. Final four, man. I'm going on with Argentina. I love England, too, though. Well, everybody's saying France is the favorite.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Everybody thinks France is going on. Correct. Kind of, kind of do it. But I'm hoping my kids are ruled from my own Messi, so we go on with Argentina. How's your medicine board? How's your medicine board? Yes, we're going to say, fuck that. Shout to Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I love the medicine. Ha ha ha ha ha. The medicine ball pause is actually all right. You put me on this. You're a lot of smoking, man. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that was a good one. What do you think about shout to future, the album's out?
Starting point is 00:34:03 It's number one on Spotify. I know everywhere else is a happy. Shout out to my God Future, man. The real me. What do you feel about? feel about the beef with him and NBA Young Boy? I feel like NBA Young Boy is bored and got a lot of money and he just, I don't know. It's like he wants some more school. I was confused because at one minute I saw a video with Offset and NBA Young Boy, NBA
Starting point is 00:34:23 Young Boy was saying like his bag, he was tripping, shit like that. I think he had apologized to Offset. He was like, he apologized to future too. Then like I guess like yesterday I saw some more videos or NBA Young Boy going back off on future again, man. He was going at Dope Boy. Oh, okay. He was going to that Dope boy. All right. Okay, copy.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Copy. He was saying, you know, come out the house and read and all this shit because he said he was paid. And then I seen NBA Herm got into it. N. Herm, he got into it. Diamond for diamond, body to body. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:34:59 God damn. Knick's talking crazy on the net. Yeah, NBA Young Boy definitely said, we ain't going on body to body. He definitely cleared that up. You know what I'm saying? But, I mean, I just didn't get it. Like, I fuck with NBA young boy. I just feel like the whole Lanner is like, you don't got to diso whole state.
Starting point is 00:35:16 You know, disrespect him. I'm an NBA young boy fan in the future. You know what I'm saying? I like both for the music, but I think when you diss a whole state that was rocking with you on your tour for two shows, like, you can't call Lander, the whole Lennon. I don't even know what the beef is about. I don't know. It's some behind the scenes beef or something like that.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I don't even. If it ain't about, if it ain't about no money, you know what it's about. If it is, a female or about no money. I'm team future, man. I said out to my God Future, man. Oh, fuck with Future. Yeah, that's my God, man. We don't choose sides on the show.
Starting point is 00:35:47 We just say what's wrong or what's right. Future God. I'm gonna choose Future side. All right, cool. You could choose the side, but what I'm saying is this, right? I know what you said, but I'm saying, I rock on my God Future, man. NBA young boy basically said he's gonna fuck up his rollout. He didn't fuck up his rollout.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Some shit behind the scenes. Yeah, my boy Future still did his numbers. It's usually over some women or some money. We already know how I go in the rap game. We already know. Yo, Adrian Brunner's 45-day stream, I think it's dope, man. He said he's going to stop. I think AB said he's about to lock in to stop the drinking and all that shit, get back focused, man.
Starting point is 00:36:20 I'm proud of you, man. I don't see you in the clubs out here. You know, he's getting back in shape. That's a fact, man. One of the best fighters, one of the great all the time. And, you know, the stream is dope, man. Whoever they clip it is, is the man, because I'm seeing y'all on Instagram every five minutes. And shout out the d'am for getting AB back back in the light,
Starting point is 00:36:39 getting some money in that nigger pockets, man, and doing the shit right, man. That was dope, man. They ain't got to get some props for that, man. So shout out to them, man. They both mesh to each other, but, like, you know, their brothers, man. That's a fact, man. You all think maybe he could do something if he gets back in fighting? Or is it?
Starting point is 00:36:57 Oh, definitely, definitely. I think he beefing with Ryan Garcia right now, too. I think he has some words for Ryan Garcia, because Ryan Garcia was trying to say something about him. I think him and Ryan Garcia. I think that would be an interesting fight. And I think A.B. do need to get on some real serious training. But I think that would be a dope fight, man. A.B. and Ryan Garcia?
Starting point is 00:37:20 There's two different weight classes, no? No, they can get, they can figure that out. Oh, Ryan Garcia responds? And I didn't see this part. What he said? Ryan Garcia has ruled out a fight with Adrian Bruner after the former four-division champion claimed he could beat him with six months of training. Garcia praised Bruner for focusing on his health, but said his attention remains fixed on defending his WBC Walterway title
Starting point is 00:37:42 against the division's leading contenders. Oh, man. He tried to shoot my son, A.B. There's a lot going on with Brone and everything because they were saying Javonte was blowing shots at him back and forth. I don't think. I think they were just together.
Starting point is 00:37:56 AB and Javentine. It was something going on with A.B. said a little bit too much on the stream, and Javante was like, oh, for real? Mawfucking. Swimming, whack shit, believing in somebody that you believe.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Some crazy shit. All good. What do you feel? Did you see the Conlon McGregor fight? I didn't see the fight but I saw like little clips where I think he hurt his leg or something, man. He heard his leg in the first round. I think Carmen Gregg and he's just chill, man. Not, Conn't McGregor.
Starting point is 00:38:28 You gonna come back. We waiting for you, man. You still got fans. Shout out to Patty the Batty. Know what I'm saying? That's a guy who beat him? Oh, nah. Patty the Batty is another Irish fighter.
Starting point is 00:38:37 That's pretty dope. You know, but his leg gave out. out on the first round. Injuries happened. You know, it's better to not fight. The guy was taking the light on it, man. The guy didn't even want to hit Conner McGregor, man. Max took it, Max, it was a light fight. Yeah, he didn't want to hit Conner McGregor, man. But you know, Conner leg was fucked up. He probably pulled something and it's cool. Can you go to Patty's fight? Oh, man, you gotta see how Patty took this guy out, wrapped him up like a Boboa. Is that a pause? That's not a pause.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Bobo is not a pause. Look at Patty. What the fuck is a Boboa? This is the new, a snake. Oh. So this is the new face of the Irish guys. This is what everybody's saying. It was a vicious guillotine and the guillotine was something like you never seen before. First round. You know, so it was both first round fights. McGregor leg was fucked up first round and he took this guy out for this guy.
Starting point is 00:39:28 This guy right here put on the show. Show murder to move. I want murder to see the way. Yeah, I didn't see this shit. You gotta look at the move. You're just getting the ending. You gotta get the move with what he did. Put him in a guillotine, front guillotine, took him down in the match.
Starting point is 00:39:40 matter of minutes. You got to, now, you got to find the original footage, put him to sleep. I sit right there. No, but then. You got to see the whole thing, the whole move he did. And I'm just got on, Patty. Like, I mean, honestly. And he's one of the new faces of the UFC.
Starting point is 00:39:56 He's cocky like Conn and McGregor. He's Irish, you know, fighting Irish. You know, he's not. You know, I'm going to Ireland and, you know, fight security. Like, watch this move, Merck. Watch this move. Watch this move. Wrap this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Watch this. Like this, you've never seen somebody do a chokehold like this. Been done plenty of time. Sprint guillotine, boom. But watch the maneuvering. Trust me. I hurt you, putting him halfway to sleep now, right? Now watch this.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Watch it. Now, watch. Now, see how he's moving? Yeah, watch this. Kill that nigga about to tap the fuck out, brother. Look at how you wrap around this. Yeah, that's a fact. Like a snake.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Shout to Patty to Badi, you are a bad man, bro. UFC was dead. Definitely entertaining. He finished him. He finished him. He finished him. He finished him. I ain't gonna hold you.
Starting point is 00:40:51 He finished him. What do you feel about the Tiger song influenced by your man, Phoenix Flexing? Rubbers. I actually didn't hear the Tiger shit yet. But Tiger tried to make a song sound like rubbers? Yeah, 1980s inspired Scarface kind of project song. You heard this shit? I didn't hear it.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah. And you know, Future got an old school song like a 70s. So what's the name of that song? Future Guy on the album, The Real Me. The real me. It's called Hollywood. Hollywood. So I guess this is the new wave, man.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Shout to Phoenix Phoenix. Yeah, I ain't here, I ain't here, like, say, come on, Felix. What you got these niggas out here doing, man. Yeah, he got him working, man. I mean, somebody, people like that old school. My pockets getting thicker. Don't people love that old nostalgic sand? I liked the version.
Starting point is 00:41:36 You were, you were, you were spent when we were in the jet, too. Because I did that. You know what you? What's you think about Future and I have no future? about future not having no features, man. Let's see it later. Not both of them, that. I mean, I'm not surprised.
Starting point is 00:41:52 No future being his own zone anyway, so I ain't surprised. I know he's gonna have some bangers on there. I know he got some fire on there though. But he really ain't got no features on there, though, right? Nope. No features on the whole album, but it's number one on Spotify, I believe. Facts. So shout to Future, Free Band, Gang.
Starting point is 00:42:11 You know the vibes. I don't know where the NBA Young Boy and Future Beef came from. Just came out of nowhere, but, fuck it. It's entertaining. It's entertaining. It's fucking entertaining. It's the real report. You know the vibes.
Starting point is 00:42:25 You know what you do, man. What else you want to talk about? I don't know what else is going on out there, man. You tell me. I don't really know too much it was going on right now. Yeah, we talked about all the concerts. You talked about everything. Shout to my man, Dot.
Starting point is 00:42:37 He's on that Mary J concert on Residency in Vegas, man. Shout out to me. Shout out to my God, Dot. Mary would have been on a Jay Show. I believe she would have came out. She was out there. She said, no, I got to get in my bag. But definitely, Tiana Taylor came out.
Starting point is 00:42:49 That was a movie. And body. This shot out to Tiana Taylor. Definitely. It was definitely a movie. A lot of concerts going on. Keep the peace in the streets. Keep the peace, man.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Once again, rest in peace to Kino. Yeah, rest in peace, man. Harlem, King Don, do a little better, man. We got to do a little better out there. Stop the Violence out here. You know, make the streets a little better because, you know, now no celebrities might not want to come to the games. Police might shut it down. So let's, uh,
Starting point is 00:43:15 Try to stop the violence, please. You know, it's a hot summer, but, you know, take it easy, man. Go eat some caviar, some smoke duck, or go chill with your bitch or something. I don't know, man. Go on a date. Just relax, man. Hey, I'm Ruby Carr, the host of the podcast, Encore. Check out our brand new episodes featuring music from the show that everyone is reheating as we speak.
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Starting point is 00:45:02 You know us or rather you know them. Tony and Candice, Nina and Lance, Spike and yes, the chicken. We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia, AEO, Rewatch, our brand new podcast. Each week we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.
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Starting point is 00:47:13 is 25 years, do you think 50 is going to do like a big celebration? Oh, I believe 50 could sell out the Yankee Stadium too. You know, I believe he got the star power to do it. Met.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Is it Queens? Would he do Queens? Yeah, Met Stadium. That sounds about right. That sounds about right. Queens get the money, man. Shout to 50, man. So I believe he could do the same thing.
Starting point is 00:47:32 You know, he's that caliber artist. He's up there, you know what I mean, as well as a lot of other artists, man. What Jay did was definitely amazing for hip hop. You know, he got rock nation behind him. So, you know, he can make moves. He could bring the artists, the artists who come out for him. That's the whole thing. Yeah, fifth could do the same motherfucking thing.
Starting point is 00:47:49 It's a motherfucker thing if he wanted to do it. It's all depending if he wanted to do it. If he wanted to do that shit, he could do the same thing, man. He could do it 50. He got the records and he could bring so many people out as well. We could do the same shit, yeah. Fifth could bring out just anybody, you know what I'm saying, from Eminem to like a Dave Chappelle, like we did it in Shreveport.
Starting point is 00:48:06 You know, Cat Williams, you know, comedy shows. Of course he could do it. But that's a great idea. 25th anniversary of Get Richard I Tryin, Mid Stadium, that would be crazy. That's a great idea. What other, other legends? the legends you think you can do something like that? I think Nas can do it.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Who else? There's so many other artists that we could do it. Let me think. Nas, Jay, 50. I think if Diddy was out, he could do something. Because he could bring out, you know what I'm saying? He don't got Biggie, but maybe if he brought out Mace and the whole, maybe he could possibly do it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 But who else? What do you think of it? Wayne could definitely do it. Rough riders was beat. Oh, Rough Riders definitely would do it. You know, it's just, you got to keep in mind if DMX was here. So if DMX was here, like, you know, DMX, you know what I'm saying? The same thing with like Bad Boy, you got to think if Biggie was here, them shits would definitely sell out.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Because if Biggie didn't die, then what would the legacy of Bad Boy really look like? He probably would have been doing his own shit with Seas and Junior Mafia anyway if that didn't happen. So of course, if DMX, I think they could still do it. But if DMX was there, will propel it in as well as for bad boys if Biggie was there. Definitely. So I got a text from our lovely producer, Edin. Shout out to Edin.
Starting point is 00:49:37 He has this video that he wants me to play for you guys before we get out of here. Go ahead, man. Listen, let's see this. What about God, Edith? It's got to do with dogs. I know we have big dog show here. You know what's crazy about these dogs, right? I just seen a guy from UPS, you seen the year, where a dog was trying to attack him.
Starting point is 00:49:53 He was trying, he was about to deliver a package. A dog came running up to this nigger. He threw like a 30-pound package at the niggum. He threw it. He thought, a-in-a-did-he did the owner try to run up with a nigger. The nigger threw it up, nigga. Yo, don't ever throw nothing at my dog. I bet.
Starting point is 00:50:11 It was a little dog. It wasn't like it was like it was. No, that dog wasn't little. That dog wasn't little, nigga. little dog. That's simple like a German She said with this video. What's this?
Starting point is 00:50:21 What is this? If you got a dog off the leash and I see a dog in you, oh, he don't bite. He don't bite you. I like this guy already.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I like that guy. I like that guy. If it's a little dog, I don't think it's a problem. Now, if it's a big dog off the leash, then I think it's a problem. He said you got to defend yourself.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Yeah, but if it's a little dog. I don't think it should be a problem. Little dogs are really harmless. The big dogs are off a leash, yeah, that's crazy. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Especially when you're in the hood and motherfucker got two pit bulls off the leash. That looks pretty much dangerous.
Starting point is 00:51:01 And y'all already know how I feel about dogs. So I guess y'all was just asking him. I mean, hopefully one day you will get a dog. I love dogs. You know what I'm saying? I'm just a natural dog lover. My parents was Haitian. We never was allowed to have dogs.
Starting point is 00:51:15 So once I got my own spot. I said, I'm gonna give me some dogs. Look at that. You know? Shout to all my zos out there. We couldn't even get parts back in the day. That's crazy. You had a part, like a T-line or the government.
Starting point is 00:51:28 The half moons and all that shit. Nah, Haitian parents ain't letting. You do that, bro. It wasn't happening, man. It wasn't happening. As soon as you got your own crib, you said, fuck then. I'm getting my dogs. You know, we never, we didn't even talk about, did we talk about the bees on
Starting point is 00:51:41 Yeah, we did that, man. That's how much we just so much. You know how much said we did after that, brother? Yeah, my summer's old. Like, I'm letting y'all know, my summer's over, man. My summer's done. Shout out to 50, shout to the passport. You already know, man.
Starting point is 00:51:54 My son's done. We don't want to Malaysia. We don't been to Italy twice. I'm fresh up Disney World right now, man. Monaco. You know, what's next? I mean, shit. That'd be things.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Oh, yeah. Shout out Aesap Rocky, man. Yo, Aesap Rocky has a core fan base. And his show was crazy. We did a Newark, New Jersey. It was crazy. It was a movie. The Moss Pit.
Starting point is 00:52:17 He had the Marsh Pit. He had helicopters. You know, it was crazy, you know. And shout out to A.S.a. Rocky. That was a crazy show. 50 came out. Murder. I thought I was going to be the only one there, but murder came last minute from Disneyland.
Starting point is 00:52:32 I didn't want to be on the stage with 50 by myself, Canaan. You never know what movie here. But it was definitely a movie. Shout to Skiller Baby. He came out. Make sure y'all catch that. Ice Spice came out too, man. Ice Spice came out.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Turned the fuck up. I ain't go. It was the movie. Shout to DJ, Spin King, star, DNR. They was there. Who else? And, of course, me and Uncle Murder, we turned down. The crowd went crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:56 The young crowd, I think 50s, one of the guys that could keep to get rich and die trying definitely goes down to a younger crowd because the crowd was definitely crazy out there in Newark. Shout to Jersey. It definitely was. It was. And, you know, make sure y'all catch that skill of baby interview. We just dropped.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Definitely. We work and shout to the volume. Anybody else you want to shout out? No, shut out the 50. Shout out the Aesap Rocky for the series of there. When are you going to drop this Chef G and you record? Set out the Empire. I'm putting you on Black.
Starting point is 00:53:30 I'm putting you on Blas. I'm putting you on Blas. When are you dropping the Chef G and Sleepy Hollow record? The record should be coming out. I mean you and Chef G, I'm sorry. The record with me and Chef G, they're probably dropping in about two weeks. Shout to Empire. Can we make the one week?
Starting point is 00:53:43 Maybe a week and a half. New music coming out of me coming out. coming soon for the people. New music coming soon. I might name the prize, Inc. The Real Report. I need that verse from you too. I got you. Okay, let's go. So let me ask you another question. Talk to me, man. I told him two weeks ago we need to have 38 special on the show. And I know we want Jada on the show also. What do you, what's your- What's your views on this, man? What matter of fact, we're going to save it for when we
Starting point is 00:54:07 have both of them on the show. That sounds good. So we can say how we feel. That's getting ridiculous out. It is. A lot of talk. It's a lot of talk. It's a lot of talk going on. 38 Express did crash out. But we're gonna see what happens next. And then we get them on the show. I ain't mad at that. You ain't mad at that? I ain't mad at that.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I ain't mad at that even. I like her that, sir. I ain't mad at even. Kiss, what up? What did you feel about Kiss verse on the Stokegard record? I feel like Kiss and Joe, Jada, did they thing on that record. They both both. They're on front.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Stokegalli. I can't hit on DJ Callet. The shit was hard. That record was hard. It is. Joe Body did and Kiss Body. did and Kiss Body did. Yeah, Kiss, Kiss said he's giving rappers, what is it?
Starting point is 00:54:49 Rap-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Po? Career Repos? Gee. Oh, shit. Well, we want to hear the balls. It's going down. Hopefully we hear where 38 Special got next. Top-bop, dead or not.
Starting point is 00:54:59 He crashed out, so we'll see what happened next, because Jada came with the bars, and it's like 38 Special just kind of crashed out. You know, I'm not being biased, but I think people wanted to hear what he had to say with the balls. You know what I'm saying? Because we know the boys up there can rap. I think it's coming in. We know them boys up there can rap.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Shout to Griselda. Shout to 38, Spech, Stovegard. Everybody up there around that way, they could rap. We ain't taking nothing from them. But you know, Jada is, you know, come on. He's one of them too. Of course. So we definitely gotta see what happens next, man.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Hopefully we hear some bars, because when hip hop is boring, we need some shit going on. Yes, we do. When it's boring, we need this 38 special. Let's get some bars. We heard Jada Kish balls. Let's hear what 38 Special got to say, next, man. You know? And get them on the show, definitely. And Jada on the show, too.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Cheers. It's 38 spash. We need y'all on the show. It's the real report. Make sure y'all like, share, and subscribe. We're going nowhere. We're the most consistent. We're going to keep working because outwork, motherfuckers. That's what we do. It's the real report. Shout to the volume. Shout to all the shows on the volume. This is what me and murder do. I have a solo episode. We're back. Make sure y'all watch it, man. The Real Report. We're reporting the real.
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