Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 463 Joe Rogan Experience Review of Dave Smith
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Hey, guys, and welcome to another episode of the J.R.E. Review.
I'm Adam, joined this week and for most weeks, actually, really.
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Doing all right, man.
It's a nice fall afternoon here in Boston.
Oh, fantastic. Beautiful day here in Bozeman, actually.
We got Dave Smith up today, episode 2370 from the world of Rogan.
You know, he libertarian Dave Smith, right? Politics, history, current events.
Some of the key topics, U.S. foreign policy, Ukraine, Gaza conflicts, media bias, economic impacts of war and inflation, government over.
overreach, intelligence agencies.
I mean, all coming from a comedian.
Wild.
This is where we're getting on news these days.
And you know what?
I can't hate on it.
I trust it.
I like that guy.
It's kind of rare that comics don't talk about politics.
Right.
They've been doing it for a long time, for sure.
Full sure.
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Yeah, what do we think is...
A lot of great stuff.
Yeah, and to, you know, before we get into it, just want to say with the Patreon,
every single episode we record here, the day of the recording, it goes to Patreon and not
only do get early access, but you get the video format of each episode.
So you can see how much of a hippie I look like.
But yeah, so, you know, I feel like we should have a guest on this because I know we've talked about it in the past.
But we should have reached out to Douglas Murray for this one.
Oh, we should have.
He would have probably been like, you know, Adam, have you even been to Rogan Studio?
Yeah.
If you even...
You can't even be talking about this podcast.
If you even been to a Jersey Mikes, I'd be like, whoa.
heavy yeah i guess you got to go there dude you got to go somewhere before you can even say anything
about it exactly so i feel like if we want to keep doing this podcast we have to break into
rogan studio or something imagine imagine if douglas murray was interviewing like an astronomer
and they're like have you even been to saturn he's like well no well discredited clearly
Can't trust of that
Have you even touched a black hole?
Have you even been to the center of the universe?
It's like, okay, all right.
Well, I hate to say it because I do like Douglas.
I've liked a lot of the stuff that he said.
I've liked other times he's come on Rogan.
But when he came on with Dave Smith,
I was just like, oh, dude, you just got rat.
And that's Dave Smith, dude.
That's just Dave Smith.
I mean, he is on, he's on one right now.
That's how we'd say in England.
He's on one.
It's like people have been giving him a hard time about the fact that he's a comedian, you know, whatever, like, oh, are you even, you know, a specialist of this?
Like, are you like, it's like, okay, you know, he's getting that massive hit back.
But my God, you put him in front of anybody on any panel, and he just smashes it.
he is so passionate about this stuff and not only that he's very compassionate like he really does
care about the state of things yeah and if you listen to his podcast you can see a little more
of that side of him and it's really cool to see and yeah like you look at lennie bruce carlin it's
it's in the blood of comedians i guess even a lot of my fellow comics are very very political some
I know only have political
material. So it just coincides
because that's what comedy is. You observe
the world and you pretty much roast it.
And there is a shit ton to
roast right now.
It's so true. Oh, hold on
real quick. I want to do a quick shout out.
I totally forgot. And we talked about it before.
I want to do a shout out to our boy,
Ed, over at the Jerry
Companion, which is the best
fan run
Instagram for the Rogan
sphere in the world.
It's fantastic
And Ed is going through some health issues
I'm going to put a link in the bio
To his GoFundMe
And I spoke to him the other day
He's in good spirits
He loves the positive feedback
If you're listening to this
You probably already follow him
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Keep those positive messages going in
We're all praying for him
And I say that
I'm not even like a religious person
But sometimes I'll throw out a prayer
Because I don't know what else to do
Love that guy
So we're giving him
Our best
Just an absolute legend
We hope he recovers
But going forward with the
Dave Smith episode
We're going to do something now here
Where I'm going to get into the episode reception
And it's something we're going to do going forward
We're going to have a little more structure
Talking about the overview and general reception
of the podcast
So yeah, this is Dave's 16th appearance, which is crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
He's getting very popular on a rogue.
Yes, yes.
And, you know, on Spotify, the first 10 comments were pretty much requesting other guests,
which means that people liked it, you know.
Yeah.
The first one is always, when is Alex Jones coming on?
And that is the top comment on every pod for the last last.
Like, well, ever since Epstein list, I think.
We got to get like an Eddie Bravo, Tim Dillon, Alex Jones episode really soon.
Oh, my God.
I would explode.
I know, right?
We got to, we'll have to do like a three-hour episode on that one.
So on Spotify, you know, the top three are pretty much requesting other guests besides one being like finally a guest worth listening to.
Yeah, yeah.
Which, which I know people have feelings about a lot of the politics on this podcast, especially some of the Congress members and all these people pushing policies on the podcast.
I've seen a lot of controversy on how people are ignoring the Epstein files.
And this is just, it's just a straight up comic and let's just talk about some shit, you know.
Top comment was about getting Ron Paul on the podcast on YouTube.
freeing America from the AIPAC, as well as a comment, I can confirm that Dave Smith has been there.
Being obviously, you know, referring to the Douglas Murray.
That's amazing.
Bullshit.
That might be my favorite.
Yeah.
And the biggest pushback on the whole episode has been Dave's opinion on Ukraine.
And I really haven't been able to find, like, a single podcast.
positive comment on it and a lot of people are saying oh it's russian propaganda whatever but
that's something we'll get into for sure but the general reception was pretty good real quick can
we in our merch store have a t-shirt that just says Dave has all caps been there yeah can we just
I'm happy I don't want to take from Dave okay that like I'm happy to just either give him all that
money or we give it to charity but I think that t-shirt was sell and I
want one yeah yeah i feel like if anything if there's anything he needs to touch or like
douglas murray i know that's his whole thing like you know you have if you're an expert in
it you have to like you know touch it or whatever he's definitely it seems like he's not an
expert in women at all by how fucking stressed out he is i think if he needs to touch anything
it's a pussy to be honest dude it just it just makes me think what about like what about people
that are specialists in dinosaurs
and he's like
where do you go from these arguments
it's so bad like if you even met
a Tyrannosaurus Rex is like no dude
I dug up the bones
like shut up
dude you need it's like you need to get laid
and just have a joint be like you know what
maybe I am overreacting a little bit
yeah he needs some mushrooms
but yeah literally like we're saying like
have you even touched a black hole
like what are you even you don't even know what you're fucking talking
about anyway uh but
a lot of the
reception was pretty positive
on YouTube and Spotify
it seemed like everybody who listened
and enjoyed it except of course
Reddit where everyone just goes
to be critical and the most
what would they say
yeah the most comments I saw
about it were just
you know how repetitive
some of these Dave Smith's conversations
are with Joe how people feel like
they're whining about the same points
over and over. A lot of people
found the irony of
Joe and Dave complaining about the Patriot Act
when currently we're seeing
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decades ago and policies and things like Watergate
when we are facing one of the biggest scandals
in American history currently, which Epstein, I'm not sure
was even brought up at all. If I'm remembering correctly,
but, you know, Nixon.
Yeah. And the whole thing with
oh, God, I'm blanking, Bob Woodward
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that whole
thing and it's like yeah what about like like it's like what year is this podcast from because it's
like there's so much shit the world changes the the american politics seem to change like every
week so dramatically and it seems like there's so much to talk about where i kind of understand
where people are coming from where it's like dude why are we talking about you know watergate
and shit that's come up about Bob Woodward's past, you know, the whole thing with, yeah, he, you know, has background in military intelligence or whatever, and possibly Nixon was framed, which is crazy.
Oh, yeah, crazy.
I think about, and we'll definitely get into, but before we do, you know, Adam, how do you feel about this episode?
Like, when you finished it, what was your reactions?
And what are your thoughts?
the same thing that I said to you
have a text. It was freaking me out.
When you said back to me
what part, I was like,
I don't think you've listened to it yet
because it was all the fucking parts.
There were just so many moments.
Look, I get what they're saying on Reddit.
It's like, yeah, you're bringing up JFK again.
But it's the kind of,
basically what they're doing is they're saying
today we're being lied to.
These countries keep lying to us.
These, like, what we think is
happening is actually bullshit and its propaganda. Let me explain how it was in the past,
which we know it's true. Like, that's kind of it. I mean, the Watergate thing, what did
they say? He was some sort of like intelligence guy that became a journalist and happened to have
that as his first story to like. Yeah, he was in military, like Bob Woodward before he was a
journalist. He was in military intelligence. And he had top secret clearance.
he wasn't like a fucking janitor yeah you know yeah and now he's like in his 20s and then
puts out this groundbreaking story this this historic story the biggest scandal in american
history up to that point i do think the epstein thing maybe he's just an absolute
prodigy of you know journalism dude maybe he's just that good story number one biggest story
of all time or let's throw out a weird conspiracy somebody totally said
him up to be able to just get in there and do this like how fucked yeah and it makes me think
like what if that is true and like even watergate what if watergate Nixon was able to get in
there everything and and the plan was executed perfectly and we just didn't know yeah and and all
that info died with the people involved oh yeah I'm sure that happens all the things in government
that all these scandals that were you know what was that quote we were talking about last time science
and it's even brought up in this episode science dies with every funeral you know oh yeah i feel like
you can you can put that context in everything it's like there's there must be scandals that we
don't know about that will never find out about because they shredded the evidence and everyone
involved died yeah and time does that
No. Time covers it up like a fucking dinosaur bone, dude.
And then Douglas Murray comes in and he's like,
well, have you even been there?
Yeah.
They shredded it, though, dude.
They shredded it.
It's all shredded.
Talk to Nixon.
Did you even go back in time and talk to this?
You even know who Alexander the Great is?
You're like, oh, Douglas, sit down.
Sit down.
Doggy, doggy, doggy.
Take some DMT.
But I think that's why it's worth talking about these things.
and maybe even doing it again and again
because it's like, hey, the stuff that we've actually found out about
that we discovered was either an inside job
or some propaganda bullshit
or was just basically told to us in a way
that was completely not real.
There are only a few.
I would imagine we catch less than 10% of these.
So we should hit it up
because they're so good at covering these things up,
whatever it is.
It's like, hey, guys, not the first time they've lied to us.
And these lies are egregious.
And there is literally no limit to how egregious these lies can be.
So be suspicious of what you're hearing.
And that's a lot of the feel that I get from Dave Smith when he's on, you know?
I could not agree more.
And I get some of the criticism with this episode.
but the history like humans are predictable you know the history tells the future right so studying
all these scandals studying human history and old american politics can give us some insight on
the mindset of people in office people who are trying to corrupt and might make us think certain
ways and how to look at things in the future but at the same time to be devil's advocate you
kind of have to have both, you know, and I feel like there, there was a little bit of a one-sided
conversation where it was like, yeah, Nixon, you know, the 60s drug move, all this shit
where it's like, what about today? Like, I'd love for them to kind of compare some of that stuff
to some of the bullshit happening today. And of course, you know, Ukraine, Gaza, all that
shit is brought up for sure but there's so many parallels with this whole um mk ultra they talked about
on this episode even watergate we've seen similar things today so it would have been nice to
connect some of those but at the same time yeah for sure like like this bob woodward shit um
people don't know that people think he was just some random journalist it's like no dude he was
in military intelligence yeah so so
it makes you like look at people today who just suddenly are on like our prodigies and it's like
well let's look into their history a little more and I think that's what this teaches us
well I think it's crazy that the person that called out Woodward the hardest was Bill Murray
because if there's any legend in American comedy like he he is his own you know obviously
he's not like a stand-up but he has the dopest movies of all time he's an absolute hero american
national treasure for sure new belushi well read that book and was like this is my friend
that wasn't true therefore everything else this guy's wrote is bullshit and i've never believed
someone so much in my life i don't know what it is about bill but i'm like he's not the guy to give
me this information, yet I trust it 100%. I'm like totally discredited. I completely believe what he
thinks about that guy. I'm like, no question. You think Nixon was a crook? Well, was Nixon a crook?
Dude, I think fucking all presidents are probably, you know? I'm not a crook. Yeah. You know,
you kind of have to be to get to that point. For sure, but what I'm saying is the guy that wrote that book
is also full of shit too.
So he had an agenda.
He knew something would sell.
He was willing to just be like, right, this is the picture that I'm going to paint.
And I don't give a fuck about facts.
I'm just going to say whatever and people will believe me because I wrote a book about it.
Imagine the power that has to.
And I can't imagine being in my 20s and you become a journalist and you write an article
that makes a fucking president quit.
Yeah.
dude he was like the most what is that dude to you're one of the most popular presidents of all
time insane insane man like like how what is that do to your ego that would that would make
me oh i'm the greatest writer of all time oh i can do nothing wrong yeah yeah you're gonna go
on a rampage that's so dangerous too much power yeah but interesting stuff with uh woodward
nixon you know war on drugs that whole bullshit um
And I think we should talk about this, which is kind of a point that connects to that pretty nicely.
But the whole weird scenes inside the canyon, the whole MK Ultra thing, the whole conspiracy that the doors, all these bands from the 60s were fueled by the FBI, CIA.
There were government plants to spread drugs and tame the youth.
I thought that was very interesting.
That's something I actually have looked into a bit myself, as you can tell by.
I look like I just crawl out of the 60s.
I'm a big fan of these bands.
And of course, like people are saying, weird, the doors, the monkeys, America.
Why do they have family in intelligence?
Why do they have family in the FBI?
How convenient, how weird.
It's interesting stuff.
What are we supposed to make from that?
Like, what's your take on that?
Like, what does it mean?
What is that connection?
Is it random?
It seems like less likely to be random because of the tight connection.
But then also it's like, well, just because you had this ability, why would it also mean your kids could just actually make good music?
And is there any control?
Like, what is that fucking relationship?
It's an interesting question.
Yeah.
just because you're Luke Skylocker doesn't mean you're you're going to be Darth Vader you know
it's like just because you're uh and I agree and I don't think there's a conspiracy behind it
nobody is interesting it's interesting because it's lined up to make sense now the whole point
would be like to diffuse like angry teenagers because it's like that was we're talking Vietnam
we're talking protesting where it's like okay let's reprogram these teens you you have
that angst to go revolt. You have that angst to go protest. Just go to a concert. Same, same thing.
Same vents. Same vents. You know, and it's the whole, you know, it's redefining anti-war activism
into psychedelic escapism. It does kind of make me think. Like, imagine Morrison growing up, right?
handsome guy. He grows up in this world. Dad, intelligence guy, obviously raising him, telling him,
what's up this is how the world is this is what i've seen this is what i know like we're talking i'm not
saying that he's like telling his kid classified shit but he's giving him a real good picture of like
what's going on in the world at that time and morrison is like fuck all this i'm gonna do
acid write weird songs go dance around the desert like i'm not i'm not trusting any of this
shit that i've just heard he he was too crazy to be a plant
He is not the person you, like, put this shit on his shoulders up.
Because it's like, no, he's a, he's a reaction, he's a reaction to the information.
A hundred percent, a hundred percent.
That's why I don't buy a lot of this shit because it's like, you realize, it's like, you know, you realize how fucking crazy these people are.
Jim Morrison, who's like, who thinks he's, like, possessed by a Native American soul.
Like, you think he's going to be like, yeah, I'm a fucking, you know.
plants. I'm wearing a
wire. If that
that dude would crack so fast
under pressure, but then you have like, oh, well,
27 club. What if
it was a ritual, whatever, whatever
bullshit is connected to that. But I think
it's interesting. And it's a book I do want to
read. It's fun. The dead,
there's a big connection there
which they didn't bring up where a lot of
people think the dead were FBI
plants or like CIA
plants. Because
fun fact, just since we're on the
subject and like I know a bunch about the dead their sound engineer was one of the first people to individually mass produce LSD hundreds of thousands of LSD you know like they were touring uh giving out like just handing out massive quantities of LSD and you were you know thinking it's like oh the whole mK ultra plan and the whole thing with LSD and mind control um yeah that's why
interesting and the guy also had connections to intelligence what very interesting very interesting stuff
so you never know it's just really really interesting and i don't think it's real i don't think it's
actually the government controlling people and let's just fuel drugs to the people through
you know a jam band but it's weird how the dude who did it
like this random guy was making fucking thousands of of tabs of acid to just hand out on uh on
tour and pretty much started the the psychedelic movement and the whole acid phase of
yeah american youth just individually you know that's that's why it's interesting but yeah cool
stuff really cool stuff what did you think about all the russia gate shit they were talking about
So Obama, like, trying to frame Trump.
And the timing on this stuff did look like a little bit of a distraction from, like,
it's the recent allegations towards Obama about what he did with Russia again.
I was like, it's kind of convenient timing right after the Epstein list to try and, you know,
as soon as the Epstein stuff blew up in Trump's face, I knew they were looking for a distraction immediately.
now there also could be something to it like they're trying to frame Trump
he obviously has been hammered in every direction you know
I mean that's pretty fucking clear like you can you can sit there all day
and be like he deserves all those federal you know felony charges he got
and it's like based on a bunch of different payments it just seems like dumb
I'm like if they found out he killed someone I'd be like yeah that is fucking
super outrageous. I'm not saying that he shouldn't be hammered for breaking the law, but we know
these politicians never are. They're all doing it. How Nancy Pelosi is not in jail for something,
I have no idea, but it's like, no, they shouldn't be above the law, but also they are. They
constantly are. So there was a clear indication that people have focused on this person to hammer him.
how he keeps surviving is like love him or hate him it's like that shit's impressive
and yeah like i agree man and my whole view on that is just like like you're saying it's like
i'm going to let the water and the the dust settle on this one right you know i'm going to wait
for some more information to come out because the fucking epstein files is all i'm giving a shit about
right now of course ukraine all this other international stuff of course is on my radar yep but like
you know and obama too it's like let's not forget the dude wore like a tan suit and everyone's
like fucking commie oh you know it's like every everyone had yeah uh you know the their
phase of ridicule and criticism trump especially out of everybody like everyone was throwing pitchforks
at him but i don't know man
it's like there's bigger fish to fry of course um i don't think this should be swept under the rug
at all i don't think this should be forgotten at all but it's like dude fucking like the epstein
case is the biggest american scandal and we don't even know the scale of it like obama this
Obama that yeah fucking he was bombing weddings that fucking sucks there's a lot of shady things he
was doing but shouldn't we find out if we are inadvertently just being run by billionaire
pedophiles that seems like a big question that should be answered yeah and it does feel like
distraction the timing is really suspicious yeah it i don't know how i feel about it i don't know how i feel
I think we got to just let the dust settle.
Let the dust settle, dude.
We can't make our minds up on this.
All right.
Big thing for Dave always.
Israel, Palestine, conflict, Gaza, crisis.
Like, my goodness, dude.
We're talking massively polarizing.
What it seems like to me is people are pretty fucking upset with Israel right now.
Multiple countries are coming out and being like, no, no, no.
I think it's highlighted that the U.S. is like deeply,
to some degree controlled by Israel
because I think that that
100% like we definitely would have taken a step back
but there seems to be a clear line
that no one can criticize this
even Trump's not brave enough to do it
and the fucking devastation
over there think what you want about a people
but those are there's a bunch of kids there dude
kids stuck in rubble
I watched the saddest thing ever.
And I know they're throwing some propaganda out there.
I know there, you know, there are videos that have been doctored to show that they're, like, starving.
But it also is happening.
So, you know, everyone loves propaganda.
Why would they not be doing it?
Hamas would be doing it.
The Palestinians want you to, like, give a shit about what they're going through.
But the video I watched, dude.
And bear in mind, I have a year and a half.
old daughter who like that's a whole new thing where you're like oh my god i got to keep this thing
alive she even gets a cold i feel terrible this building crumbled collapsed so there was like the
wire frame that like holds you know it's like in the concrete that was open exposed and this guy's
two year old was stuck behind it and because two other buildings around just got bombed there wasn't
enough people to like all machinery or whatever to come in and like help he couldn't do it he sat
there for hours with the lid of a water bottle feeding because that's the only thing you can reach
through and i'm not gonna tell you how it ended because it's too sad but jesus can you for and i'm
like all right yes in a war you can always pick like the saddest story and feel bad about it
but i'm just like this is fucking happening there a lot
And then you hear the details of the blockade and, you know, one of their statesmen says stuff like no grain of wheat will get in.
It's like, how can you fucking do that and live with yourself at all?
War crimes.
Yeah, fucking war crimes.
A hundred percent.
And it's like, it's just so fucking depressing, dude.
You're not supposed to starve your prisoners of war to death.
Like, I know other countries have done it and they've been awful, but there's like, you know, the Geneva Convention.
there's like more modern
tactics
to be like
all right
you're a prisoner
but you will get
some snacks
and then
they do this
I don't
get some cheese
it's or something
it reminds me
of like a Bill Hicks
thing you know
I'm not sure
if you ever saw
that Bill Hicks
special
where he's talking about
like I think it was like
the war in Iraq
and he's like
it's not a war
you know
because a war is when
two sides are fighting
right
you know
where this is like
the whole
fucking
you know
genocide
thing argument it's it's a fucking mess dude and the more i look into this it's like dude i just
want to fucking rewatch the karate kid movies or something like this is just too depressing
yeah yeah yeah to look at and talk about because it's so we're not even making good movies anymore
to distract us dude it's like yeah dude the 1980s you would get like ghostbusters predator like
term and you would have so much positive distraction now they can't even make a fucking good
movie so all we have to do is look at this depressing shit i'm like like fuck like dude i'm i'm
watching fantastic four and i'm just thinking fuck the knelk boys are humanizing israel you know it's like
it just doesn't end i can't there's no escapism anymore dude that was a dumb interview those
guys are bless them you know what was the the fucking funniest part of that i i don't i i don't
think i watch the whole thing but when they're like mcdonald's a burger king and
he's like burger king and they're like dude
that's probably your worst take ever
yeah
worst take ever yeah dude
there's no
you don't have any worse decisions
than picking
between McDonald's and burger he's just a dude
man he's just you know he eats fast food
like the rest of us the dude is
a fucking demon he is the devil
it's not good it's the devil
it's not good dude I don't think
that he is good
I will say also
So there are ties with Epstein when we're talking to Israel.
It's just, it's depressing.
And time will tell.
I'm afraid that fucking, there's going to be a crater and there won't be a genocide anymore when everyone's dead.
And everyone's like, yeah, whatever, you know, it happened.
Oh, I guess we can move on.
It's just, I hate this world we're living.
Are we supposed to just be cool with this, though?
Once they flatline that place and turn it into a fucking country club,
like, are we just supposed to be like, oh, yeah, that's cool?
I'm like, wait a second, I think that we're supposed to talk about this and be pretty upset.
Like, I don't know.
I'm not behind it.
I'm not getting behind this.
I'm not like, that's all right.
It's hard because we can talk about it.
we want but there's nothing we can do we can like the people protesting it's like they don't
give a fuck true they don't give a fuck he doesn't give a shit no then you know it's but we do have a
podcast that like thousands of thousands of people listen to so maybe maybe that is something we can do
yeah go yeah two idiots discussing the most complicated thing in the world and going like
I don't like it.
I don't care for this.
Yeah, yeah, I know, right.
It's like, remember when this podcast was about talking about monkeys getting stoned, you know?
Oh, let's go back to that.
You know, I don't want to take anything away from Dave's episode.
Like, I'm glad that he came on.
But also, this is what I have always loved about Rogan is like really quickly after this.
We will have like a Bigfoot episode and we can all just take a break.
remember his show really was for entertainment these are the actual good distractions if they're not
making good movies anymore it's like this is why people lean towards podcasts however
rogan just accidentally got is massively popular as a human being has ever done so he gets
into the mix because honestly he is making changes whether you like it or not he can do it
There's a good argument to say that a big part of why Trump got elected is that podcast.
I believe it.
And that has massive power.
55 million views, I think.
And that's YouTube.
That's just YouTube.
It was a million a day.
It was growing by more than a million a day until YouTube changed something in their freaking algorithm.
And then that's when Elon went, oh yeah, motherfuckers.
and put it up on x and joe did the same and it ended up with like 200 million views i'm like
oh my god insane insane yeah that's some ins for free marketing there's nothing like that
there's nothing like that there's nothing but but yeah i also want to talk about the whole thing
of like and this is right off the bat and since we're just like talking about joe and the whole
rise of this podcast.
They had this whole debate about,
you know, we're just comics.
Don't take us seriously.
I kind of wish more comedians like just were like held their opinions higher and
were more responsible about their views.
You don't have to like, like, you know, you don't have to be an expert or whatever
bullshit Douglas Murray was saying.
But also like, if you're wrong, you don't have to, you can just be like, yeah, man,
I fucked up.
I got some information wrong instead of just to be like, I'm my.
comic i don't know shit i'm a comedian who gives a fuck it's like i don't know man like i think
you should be proud of your opinions and shit i'm not sure how you feel about that dude totally
though and i think that listen like there's something to be said by if people listen to
what you say right and i'm even talking about the fucking kim kibadashians and like people that i
actually think are you know dare i say fucking donuts like they're
just got nothing to add but god bless them if people are listening to you there's a reason it
doesn't make you right it doesn't make you anything other than probably somehow more interesting
than other people and if you have an opinion on something what is free speech it's like what
because we're just a couple of dummies that you you know that you do stand up i used to do it
we really don't have a resume to like justify any opinions on anything
if a lot of people are listening,
we can't have thoughts about stuff.
I mean,
you know,
it's like you don't have to listen.
Turn it off then.
Like,
but then you get someone like Dave Smith talking about things,
who's like massively articulate,
obviously reads a lot,
gets into it.
I mean, dude,
I think Tim Dillon's takes on shit,
even though he breaks it up masterfully
with like the wackiest comments
and then goes silly immediately,
I think there's a lot of beautiful
poetic truth behind the shit that he talks about yeah i agree i agree and there's so many great comics
who have political commentary and it's more than just a bit you know it's like these are real
opinions you're sharing and it's like yeah like you know hold them high like stand up to them like i don't
know it's it's just i've seen that a lot lately where comics will like say some like really controversial
shit that's like not a joke or some shit that's like you know people might disagree with and
then they'll just crack under pressure and be like yeah it's a bit i'm a comic who gives a fuck
but i don't know i think i think people should be a little more proud and like confident with
their opinions but anyway well i think dave is i think he's just defending his very i think he's
just defending his point and then you know rogan does it a lot by being like listen don't listen
to me, I'm just a comic. I mean, he's doing it because that's an important, humble state that
he should keep. Because what's the alternative? He comes out and he's like, I am the guy.
Listen to me. It's like, all right, the cult of Rogan, like, easy. It's just not his style.
He's like, yeah, you're right, 100%. But at the same time, like, the Rogan podcast,
like the Joe Rogan experience is one of the most influential platforms right now like we're talking about it elected a fucking president a podcast elected a president yeah you know pretty pretty influential so there's it's it's a tough because because Rogan's battling this thing where he's even talking about I don't know how I got here this this whole thing this whole situation I'm in I just I thought it'd be fun to get fucked up with comics and now here I am
right so it's i don't like if i was in his position i don't know how the hell i would i would
handle this but yeah i wouldn't be able to even begin to navigate it like he can the pressure
would be insane i would just crack especially when cnn came after him for ivermectin and
all the rest of it i mean i would have just quit and gone and lived in the woods the fact that
he weathered that storm and honestly came out the back of it like it was really clear after
that that good luck taking down rogan like good luck it's just it's not going to happen and it
made cnn look like massive dickheads well yeah which is easy to do at this point
it's so easy
fucking idiots
now we have to talk about 9-11
yeah
one of my favorite things that we have to
yeah we have to talk about 9-11
a massive part of this episode
um
as uh yeah
what are we thinking inside job
I was gonna try a big norm
McDonald joke
yeah that's the whole like I don't think
back of the day
they're like you know I'm not sure if you saw
what was that?
documentary loose change
that was like one of the first
like 9-11 is fake
documentaries
um were like old skinny guy
yeah yeah the old skinny guy that
did it yeah they've made a bunch of those can't melt steel beams
you know all that bullshit well dude like look three
like steel what is it like external steel construction buildings
that are like the toughest ones, right?
They're the toughest.
Only three have ever come down.
They were all owned by the same guy.
And they came down on the same day.
And it's like, all right.
There was a really compelling Instagram I saw today
just randomly popped up.
And it talked about this legendary fireman
that got up to the floors,
like to get an elevator for a bit,
then eventually got to the 78th floor,
and he went in and he were at the point of impact.
there's two main fires in here and we can put them both out
and then one minute later the entire building collapsed
damn it's stuff like that is worth look that's not that's just a report
they heard him on the radio people wrote it down
you know he's like a legend in his in his world he's done this for 20 plus years
he knows what he's looking at
and there we go
you don't need to bring in conspiracy theorists
you don't need to bring in structural engineers
you've got a guy that's like boots on the ground
in the middle of it and he's like we can handle both these fires
it's not a big deal and then boom
yeah I hate to say but it is one of the
the most enjoyable conspiracy theories
because the iceberg goes so deep with that
dude like that like you're saying
George Bush his approval
rating went up fucking insanely
high after it the whole speech
you know I hear you it was like
it was free reign to invade
any way you want in the world
the Patriot Act as well
I mean yeah the like the Patriot Act
it was like all like it was like wow this really
this sucked
and this killed a lot of people
but for the government
like was just do whatever the fuck
right it was almost like
it was it was almost like a
a Star Wars
fucking Palpatine
you know pay the fucking people
to attack me so I get full power
to do whatever I want it was like
there's some parallel that that's a very nerdy example
no but that's what I mean it's like it is very true
and you know yeah you can also to like
ground this a little bit, you can also go back and be like, that would be really
fucking complicated to pull off. If they fucked up any part of this, that would be massively
destructive. Like, even the idea that in the future, someone could figure out that this was
bullshit. I mean, who the fuck would believe in any government institution after that? That's the
type of thing that on mass, Americans would be like, we're not paying taxes anymore.
Like, there's one smoking gun.
They find out one thing.
It makes it real clear that somebody, it was an inside job or whatever.
It's like everyone just takes a step back and goes, you're fired.
Goodbye government.
Like, whatever you're doing is bullshit.
If Nixon can't break into a fucking office building and get away with it, there's no way Bush could, like, there's no way you could pull this off.
This is arguably harder than the-
moon landing if it wasn't if it was done it wasn't bush that did it he was just told that it was
happening like whatever would have done it is a whole different group now it's a group that
that is on a whole new level now i don't know if those groups exist i kind of don't want to believe
they do i want to believe that we're like very very flawed bad at keeping secrets and it actually
would be that difficult, but I don't know, dude, there's like real energy that we're reverse
engineering fucking UFOs. If you're going to take that on, which honestly, each year
becomes, seems more and more genuine, I'm like, who knows what people are willing to do
and capable of pulling off? Alex Jones predicted this as well. There's a lot of things about 9-11
that are like, uh-oh, that's weird. But at the same time, it's like, you know, the whole like
money conspiracy and everything where you fold it and it's uh and it's like the twin towers burning
yeah you know there's that great nick mullin joke where someone's like it's a conspiracy he's like
it's actually origami um and he's talking about how it's how it's like you know it's not like the
government's going to be like all right we we have masked this conspiracy now we got to we got to
make the clues well so the justice department time so yeah the justice department teamed up with
Mad Magazine, and we're going to make some origami shit.
It's like, it's so bullshit some of it.
The fucking clues, that whole thing about the clues is like, all right, we've got a good
conspiracy here, but now we've got to leave the clues is one of the funniest
fucking parts of any conspiracy theory.
It's like, we're trying to hide it.
They're not leaving clues.
They don't want to.
We're looking too hard in the wrong places, folks.
Relax.
Yeah, the whole idea of.
the government teaming up with mad magazine i just i just fucking love that line but yeah there's a lot of
just bullshit in it and yeah it would just be so hard to pull off i think like really truly it would
be so hard to pull that shit off um it would be harder to i think it'd be easier to fake the moon
landing probably yeah it's a big one dude it's a big one and it's wild but that tower seven
just falling just yeah it's like i just it just it just
Whoops.
Man, it doesn't make sense.
None of that shit does.
And then they found a fucking passport of one of the terrorists, like in the rubble.
I'm like, what?
The plane blew up in the building.
Incinerated.
Yeah, what did it fall out the site?
That's a fucking super reasonable question to ask.
How in the fuck would it have floated down to the ground for some investigator to find it, too?
It was like straight up an FBI agent.
Oh, I found this.
Wasn't even burnt.
Yeah.
No black box.
Remember, no black box was found.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy, man.
It's crazy because it's like it's just the perfect layup to like, you know, the war on terrorism.
Oh, dude.
In the Pentagon.
It was like everyone to reunite, united.
And it's like throw as much fucking money into the war as you want.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
All right.
We're going to spy on you too.
Go for it.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
Keep us safe.
I'm so scared.
Red alert.
Orange alert, green alert, blue.
Remember the Pentagon?
No video.
Basically didn't look like a plane at all.
They barely found any plane parts.
There's like scraps of metal on the lawn.
And I'm like, just show the video.
Why would you not want to show?
Why would you take all of the footage?
And then somehow it's like a straight shot.
along the ground that blows up on the
building. It's like three images
from a one megapixel camera
on the most
heavily guarded building probably
in the world.
And I'm like
I don't even
get it. I'm like if you were going to
fake something, wouldn't you at least
get some sort of fucking animation
put together for that?
Yeah, it's
weird and it was just kind of yeah
it was more of the
idea of it happening than like because it's all it's like the twin towers 9-11 like it the pentagon
it like it was crazy and the like what it represents and that being hit is like scary and it's like
wow i thought we thought we were protected here but dude the only other thing they could have added
is like somebody crashes into the white house you know what which allegedly that was what's
going to happen but the um the passengers like hijacked the plane and it crashed in the field
That was like the other plane.
In that field that had also no plane parts for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're like, yeah, it just incinerated.
Yeah, it was just like scraped along the ground and they're like, the plane's gone.
It just is gone.
I'm like, what?
I mean, I'm too dumb to like figure that stuff out, of course.
I don't know anything about how planes break up or whatever.
But when they bring these experts on that know about like crashes or how buildings are made
how strong they are all of them are like yeah that doesn't make sense i don't know why that would
happen yeah but whatever it's it's one of those things where it's such a tragedy where people are
just like yeah i don't know but well they're almost mad at you for questioning it like you're
like you're being rude or disrespecting the the poor fuckers that died and i'm like i don't think
that's true i think that all the people that suffered and died during the
whole thing would want the truth to come out instead of be like how day you question this
those that was such a tragedy and we did everything we could to protect blah blah blah and I'm
like well why does so much of it not fucking make any sense yeah you know it should seems like
it should it did for a long time I didn't question stuff until they started making those
documentaries I was just mad at the Middle East yeah and then like
like the war on terrorism
costed a million lives total
you know like like
you're mad of soldiers and
people killed and the crossfire
like what happened after
9-11 the whole war on terrorism
like the ripple effect
what this snowballed into
we still see today with TSA
and like you were able to walk to
the gate with family
it was like this whole fun
destination of travel now
yeah now now now
it's like you know
you know how many times I've been like pulled
aside like they see me
they're like oh yeah you're fucking going in the room
I literally pull you over that
there's zero
chance you don't have some weird
in your pocket right now this guy
this guy shoved the box cutter up his ass
or something we gotta
he's guilty or something
but the fact that you can't even take
like a certain amount of a liquid
through is so annoying
I'm like can I just
have a coffee and then walk through your x-ray machine please i can't bring my doctor pepper to
chicago it's like what there's a bomb in it you're like what how many what i like i do i don't want
to be a pain in the ass because they have a job and it's like whatever the job sucks it's like
working at the dmv but sometimes and they don't make the rules but i just want to look at them and be
like seriously.
Dude,
one time I was flying
to Germany
and I was doing
this like work thing
I had to go to Latvia
and I had a charcutary
right
that I got at Whole Foods
because they have great cheeses
so I just like
I knew that on the plane
I you know
a lot of those times
those international flights
are fairly empty
so you might have a couple
of tray tables
in front of you
you could spread out on
and I was like
you know what I'm going to do
it's a long ass flight
11 hours, whatever.
I'm going to have like a charcutory line.
I'm going to have the crackers and the jam and the cheeses and the meats and whatever.
I just like treated myself.
They tried to take the jams off me because they were like four ounces and it was like
3.2 you're allowed or something similar.
I don't remember the numbers.
And I usually would just agree and be like, no worries.
I'm like, listen.
I spent like $85 on this cheese plate for this flight.
If I don't have those jams with this cracker and these cheeses, the whole thing's fucked.
Please find it in yourself to allow this extra.
I go, they're not going to blow up, which maybe I shouldn't have said because it was the TSA.
This lady looked at me, she laughed, and she's like, I know, but we just got rules, but okay, you can take them.
but to me that just highlighted
like oh we live in
we kind of live in a fucking wacky world right now
yeah Adam you know you can suffocate someone
with that jam right
it's like
I was trying to think like
of all the weapons I could bring on a plane
jam is the worst one
it might be the most useless
the second 9-11
you know it was was
you know the jam was
was the main weapon. It's it's fucking bullshit. It's like TSA and there's so many like people who give you a hard time. And it's like yeah, I get it's a I get it's a shit job. But if you like fucking hate everybody because of it, why are you working here? You know, like there's there's a fine line between like your job sucks. I get it. I'm going to, you know, try to make this easy for you. But there's, you know, at the same time there's people where it's like, dude, why do you work here? It seems like you are in.
hell at this job.
Yeah.
Like you fucking hate everybody.
You're making this harder for everybody else.
It's just,
I don't know,
man.
It's a,
it's a rough position.
I can't imagine being in TSA,
but yeah,
why don't we just throw out?
Why don't we just throw out like one airport
that has like no security?
You know,
you can do it in Bozeman.
Do Bozeman Airport.
No,
nothing.
You just walk through.
Aalada airlines.
Carry whatever you want.
And then we just,
hang out and see what happens and then we give it six months you know it'd be like sweden during
covid where they didn't do any of the lockdowns or fuck with anything and everyone lived and it was
fine and we're like yeah we got to try some of those to be like hey can we take a step back
or is it just like better and better x-ray machines until they're like scanning the inside of
our bones to find out if we're smuggling heroin yeah it's like you go through tsa it's like
Oh, you know, you have like colon cancer, right?
It's like, what?
Yeah, that's what the future's looking like.
Yeah, they just print out a diagnosis for you.
They're like, you have high blood pressure and you're too fat.
Like, oh, shit.
You go through TSA, they're like, damn, you're still a virgin?
Like, they know fucking everything about you.
They're like, sir.
Stop looking at my dick.
I'm trying to go to Chicago.
They're like, sir, you might be retarded.
You're like, man, these brain scans are good.
Also, yeah, I am terrible at crosswords.
Like Alex Jones.
Yeah.
well listen let's call it a day of this Dave Smith's right the episode oh yeah yeah we've
forgot to do that last time dude honestly honestly I loved it it's for me and just because of
what I love about Rogan stuff and don't get me wrong I wouldn't want these three times a week
it would be exhausting but when it pops up I'm glad that someone like this Dave is brave enough
to say the shit that he does I think it's important to hear you know it's
It's the uncomfortable truth that, you know, we don't get enough of.
It's unfiltered.
It's like probably more accurate than we get from the news.
This, it's a fucking 8 out of 10 for me.
Are we doing 8 out of 10?
We're doing 10s, right?
Well, dude, I'm going to be right there with you, 8 out of 10, 100%.
Everything I said, I think that one thing that holds us back is kind of like, you know,
a bit of the criticism of what people are saying of like,
I would have liked to see some modern topics and to hear about Epstein and more about the Trump administration and just everything else.
But, yeah, I think it was great.
Eight out of ten, solid, 9-11.
You got some Ukraine stuff.
You got some Israel.
There was a bit of modern stuff there for sure.
But the Epstein stuff and some of like the other things in the current administration, you know, just completely being forgotten about in this episode.
keep it from that 10 out of 10 but for sure extremely high rating banger of an episode
really great stuff and it's funny because when you text to me this is like making me depressed
I usually watch them like a day before we do the episode so I really had it fresh in my mind
so I was like damn like you know yeah I'm like what part you know I got I got to squeeze it in
watching it I got to squeeze it in where I can but look also
It's important to say, like, you know, sometimes you get carried away and people often are not good at rating anything, right?
We've got to be like, what's his name?
That guy that does the pizzas from Dave Portnoy.
Yeah, we got to be a bit like that.
Like, it's, you've got to be exceptional to get over eight because otherwise we're just like, oh, this was fun, everything's a 10.
Like, tens are going to be rare.
Nines are going to be way out there.
And this eight comes with a caveat.
Yeah. It's like for every Rogan listener, this might not be the angle of things that you enjoy, right?
Yeah. It's like 10 out of 10 is like every, every topic is just, you know, it's funny. It's, there's a lot of insight.
It's like everything I want out of Rogan episode. Rogan himself hands me a joint from my phone, you know, like everything had the stars have to align.
It's like Tim Dylan is back on cocaine and just rips through through.
hours, or a Joey Diaz from 10 years ago, that that's the kind of thing that I'm going to
hold the standard of.
Like the Eddie Bravo, Alex Jones stuff like that's like, yeah.
Wowza.
Well, we'll see.
Anyway, thank you, Brandon.
As always, check out the Patreon.
We got some new stuff coming up there.
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And we'll talk to you guys next week.
Thank you.
Take care.
I don't know.