Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 467 Joe Rogan Experience Review of Carrot Top
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Hey, guys, and welcome to another episode of the J.R.E. Review.
I'm Adam, joined, as always, by Brandon.
Thank you for being here, buddy.
Great to be here on the Day of the Rapture.
Yeah.
Is it today?
it's today yeah oh shit i was not aware i wasn't on my calendar yeah i'm afraid that we're gonna lose rogan
because he's been going to church we might have to turn this into like that theo vaughn podcast review or
something oh yeah yeah theo's gonna hang out with us us heathens for a while or we can do the church
of what's happening now review because that's not gonna do it's joey's not allowed to go to heaven
he just has to float around in between no man's land this week we are reviewing good old
caratop also known as scott thompson um scott thompson i see why he's changed his name to
caratop that's not a very exciting celebrity name but uh veteran prop com comedian he's like
the prop comedian right i mean there's no others unless you count the puppet people yeah he is like
the guy. I don't think there's, I really can't even think of another prop comic.
But they used to be tons. Like in the 80s, there were tons of prop comics. And, you know,
he's been to Las Vegas headliner for 16 years, resident performer at the Luxor Hotel
and Casino. He's like a high energy, roided up, looking jacked redhead. And honestly,
he's underrated.
Like he's been made fun of
in the comedy world for a long time.
He's funny, dude.
Give him a chance.
I mean, the people that I know
that have gone to his shows
really enjoyed it.
He seems like a nice guy.
Second time he's been on Rogan
and I'm a fan.
I like his energy.
He was funny on Kill Tony too.
Did you see that?
I did, yeah.
And it worked really well
with the props and just him talking.
And I know on Rogan he was talking about.
I don't know.
I don't want to bring the props up here,
but Tony's like, you have to.
And I'm glad he did.
Because they're good.
Yeah.
They're good, man.
Really good.
Yeah.
Anyway, he's excellent.
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podcast wherever you're listening because it does mean a lot yeah and uh who's that who's that guy
elephant what elephant elephant graveyard yeah who did yeah legend yes who did a critique on the rogan sphere
And we've talked about maybe doing a review on that video.
So that's something.
Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm sure Rogan has some level of beef with him
because he also gave quite a scathing review of Rogan's last comedy special.
However, I believe that Rogan has a good sense of humor.
And he's also humble enough to see a solid, you know, even.
harsh critique and learn from it and you know elephant just i don't know where he gets his dialogue
how he narrates that whole thing with such kind of there's like this poetic beauty to it but i would
love to go through it and uh and yeah cover someone what's going on i mean there's there's some real
rogan sphere frustration and hate right now and you know it needs to be addressed and we're going
do some videos on that for sure yeah and it's not even in the youtube commentary community it's like
there's people in the like new york comedy scene right now who are being vocal about it people in
l a so it's something definitely worth looking at and even rogan kind of addressed the uh elephant
graveyard video in the episode he did with jordan like he kind of did he kind of didn't he did reference
he did see a video critiquing the Rogan's fear so um hopefully we get some more reactionary commentary
from his point of view because i would love i would love to hear what he thinks about it because i
know duncan trussle right now is getting a ton of hate from it um unreal and uh duncan elephant yeah elephant
graveyard put out a statement saying hey uh please don't fucking send this guy death threats because
that's what he's getting right now because of the whole peter teal thing and it's it is crazy man like
a lot of the drama right now in the rogan sphere is just insane so there's a lot to talk about
yeah yeah it is wild and you know it's just the reality of it i mean what are we here to do
other than review what's going on on the show and in his world um you know it's just we got to cover some
things but
anyway let's jump into
let's jump into carrots up
do you know that his net worth
is
calculated to be around
70 million
that's fucking insane man
I can see
no wonder people are hating on him
dude
no wonder people hate on him
if I found out
that I was I don't know
Anthony Jezzanek
or you know one of these guys
and you're just like
you're a crisp
clean excellent joke writer
and you know you just crush always you're well regarded by other comedians and then you find out the guy
that just pulls out freaking dildos from his box and makes jokes about it is worth 70 million yeah i mean
yeah the guy who was a purse that measures dicks you know a dumb amount of money it's crazy
and that's why a lot of people hate them you know i like honestly it's really not
to see his redemption arc to see him actually like get to the point where he's like yeah it's just
nice that people don't fucking hate me and that like I'm actually being accepted by comics
yeah and I think a lot of people you know at least the Rogan fans in the Rogan sphere have
been going with shows you know that's like a destination now when you get to Vegas I would I would
go watch him for sure same I would love to and same yeah good for him but however even with all
the hate that he had been getting he still had that residency he still was making this money you know
it was like he was even during the bad times was surviving in an interesting way and getting jacked
guy's huge yeah and he didn't even mean to he just had so much time off he so he just started
working out and then oh shit i'm a fucking bodybuilder whoops i didn't i didn't mean to take these
steroids but i don't blame like it makes
sense because listen if i'm like shit face in bagas you know i just got blown by a prostitute i'm
having the best time of my life i sit down i'm hammered some wacky guy goes on stage and he's bringing
out all these pop like these props and crazy things i'm gonna have the best time my life you know so
why not yeah why not it's like the perfect thing to go see when you've taken too much cocaine i
would imagine yeah pro pro the perfect thing yeah to take cocaine too
watch carrot top just like fucking rail some lines well didn't he say that he was on like um when they
had him in the hangover movie um they they were just all hanging out and he was like this seems
boring we should be doing drugs which is ironic because he doesn't which really is what made
that scene so fun because i knew he was like sober so it's like fun when a celebrity can make
fun of themselves. Like, the same as Tyson did in that movie, right? They made him out to seem like
an absolute lunatic. And maybe he is, but he isn't the guy in that movie. And that's kind of,
that's fun that they did that for sure. Territop does look like someone who would like do so much
coke. So I didn't even know he was sober. So like, I looked at him and I'm like, oh, he must have
tried everything, but no. I think he, I think he had tried everything, but he, he, he,
I think he slowed down.
Yeah, he got his fill, you know.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
It is interesting, though,
like when you think of what it takes to get,
like a residency in Vegas,
they have a particular style, right?
It's like cabaret stuff.
It's got to be very flamboyant or performative.
It's got to be a huge dance.
even the singers that have been there you know think Elvis think it's like he was he was more than just
his songs right he was a show he'd wear like I don't what do you even call the suits he would
wear it's like astronaut yeah just not a legend suits like yeah yes futuristic space suit
I've always thought that
like the best
Vegas acts are the ones that like
make the judges on America's Got Talent
like come their pants
because that's all that show pretty much is
like recruiting for Vegas
and that's
and you know America's got talent
it's like all those crazy acts
you get like like
you know maybe not props
but like a lot of like magic
a lot of dancing
a lot of stuff that you would typically
see in Vegas if carrot top you know like what got on america's got talent and no one knew who he was
he would fucking destroy you know oh yeah because he's made for for a crowd like that you know like
like the most general audience kind of show you can imagine um but it's cool that he has also
kind of a darker side and he's he's willing to explore that um the dick cheney story he was telling on
the podcast shows that and i honestly i think i prefer like dark carrot top more than like is
his more family friendly side yeah yeah i know well i mean let's swear but but well he did say
he swore that's why prince can go to his show oh yeah wasn't that yeah you're right you're
right but he doesn't typically like swear all the time right yeah i think he just
wasn't he wasn't willing to like change his act too much i think there's like some x-rated
is stuff you know that is making some jokes that are a bit you know uh risque it's it's yeah i guess
in the you know when you put everything in retrospective because compared to like you know
when you when we're talking about the rogan sphere like carrot tops a fucking like g rated act
compared to everyone else we're talking about but yeah
like you know i guess you're right there is swearing and like there is the whole dick measuring
purse he has um like there there are some like dirty props but they're but they're not like
two on the nose it's not like there's like crazy ass really really edgy props like it's a it's a
fine line yeah yeah he he knows what he's doing i mean he's uh he's done the same act or close to it for
a long time. Like, it's crisp. It's clean. He knows what he's doing. And I'm sure those guys out
there in Vegas, they, like, have you perform a lot. I don't know what those contracts entail,
but it's, it's got to be five days a week type of thing. I mean, he's hammering it hours
at a time. For the money, though, you know, sign me up. I do not care. I mean, listen, dude,
as a stand-up, this is why when people are like Stavros recently, was
getting mad at all the comedians
for going to like Saudi
and doing stand up
and being like you're all sellouts
and they're all getting paid like
300, 400 grand each
and it's like relax
dude it's a fucking hard
job to make money
in stand up
it's like yeah maybe if you went to North
Korea and you were doing
stand up in front of like
some of their
concentration camps that would be pretty
ugly but
like Saudi buys a lot
of oil from the United States
they're not people aren't mad
at that they're not like oh America
sucks it's like yeah we need
oil they got stuff
it is really crazy though that
Bill Burr is doing it of all people
who's like definitely the most like
liberal
out of all of them and would be the
they're probably paying him a million dollars
for an hour's worth of work
insane. Dude, it's so
much that he's like, fucking
whatever. Fuck my politics.
Yeah, but also, who knows?
Dude, knowing Bill, he probably goes over there and just
roast them.
Yeah, he just roast them the
whole time. That would, that's
if he wants to one up the Philly rant,
that's what he has to do. That would
be one of the most legendary things. He would get
beheaded soon after or thrown off.
Dude, I wouldn't put it past him. I mean, Tim Dillon's going
over that and they freaking stone gay people
to death. Dude, he just got
dropped like yesterday oh he did why fired yeah because he said something on his podcast he was like
critiquing them he's he was like he said something like uh he's like they have the best slaves
over there you know if you do have slaves they have the best ones he said something like that
and his and his manager like called him panicking he's like dude you can't say that i think
they're going to drop us and he got dropped no shit yeah no more yeah tim dillon you know well
I mean, it is interesting.
I mean, a few Jewish comedians are going over there, which is interesting.
I mean, I don't know what to think about that.
It's like, all right, I guess.
You know who's going over there?
Pete Davidson.
Is he really?
That's interesting.
His dad died on 9-11.
You think out of everybody.
He did so.
Well, the Saudis only allegedly did it.
Yeah.
And if, you know, it's only allegedly if you get paid a good amount of money.
Oh, no way, they did.
It was Israel again.
Should we actually put that in our intro music?
Just start with the word, all of this is allegedly, just so we get out of all trouble of anything that we say during the podcast.
Because we can just point back to that and be like, well, we said allegedly.
I think that would be a great thing.
then we can say whatever we want you know it's like yeah imagine if it was that easy
i know right even rogan's like i'm a comic my my things on here shouldn't even you know
be taken into fact where it's like oh they use that against them yeah we should get the
the like you know that but times too yeah because we're talking about rogan's way less important
yeah and we're even stupider than here so we're doing our best just that we're just like
two fucking apes get stone talking about rogan so but that's crazy wondering what's going on
on the world yeah yeah it is it is and also it's like you know what maybe it's their effort to
like kind of join a bit of the like western world it's like get some comedians out there i know
the king or prince or one of the guys is like started to have raves out there and big concerts
and things they never used to do that you know it's like hey come back and join
I mean, you know, don't worry about all these strict rules.
Like, come back and start having some fun.
You got loads of money.
Like, why not just start having a blast?
And then we can all just chill out a little bit.
It just seems like interesting time to do that.
It does.
I think maybe we should go out there and, like, do some open mics or something.
We can bark for the festival.
Yeah, good luck, mate.
You can do it.
Yeah.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not even going to try.
So I just want to say this, you know, to bring this back to Carrot Top.
He's a great hang. He's someone I would totally, totally, like, love to hang out with.
He just seems so chill. Just such a cool, you know.
He seems very humble, doesn't he?
Yeah, he does, you know?
Yeah. He doesn't seem to take himself too seriously.
Mm-hmm.
maybe share a beer with him
you know
it just seems like the perfect drinking guy
I know I I
I can fantasize
you know
I'd just be mean
you getting drunk and he can sit there so
showing us his props
but yeah he just
he doesn't seem like an asshole
he definitely doesn't seem
like overly bitter
about the hate that he's got
obviously he's done very well for himself
And I think he really appreciates, you know, just Joe wanted to hang with him.
He was, like, super thankful that he's back on the pod.
And those things are great, man.
It's solid stuff.
Yeah, it was cool hearing him just, like, talk about his dad who like...
Oh, working for NASA?
Yeah, like, that was really cool.
Yeah.
Well, he, one of the best lines.
was if my dad was still alive, he'd punch you when talking to Rogan about not getting
the space. And I love how Rogan, even though that was a hypothetical and Carrot Top's dad was
dead, Rogan still had to defend it with like, oh, I'd move, I'd dodge it. And it's like, okay.
It's like, all right. You know, maybe you never know, maybe. We got you. Maybe maybe Caratop's dad
like studied martial arts on the side like you don't know joe well i would say zero chance
if i had to without even knowing anything about caratops dad i mean one you work in nassar you're a
nerd two good luck fucking being broken up like no just no dude he is like he studied so many
um jihitsu uh m manta yeah there it's it's it's
kickboxing it keeps going there's there's no way you'll have to call in rambo or something
yeah yeah i mean people on reddit with calling it jealousy
like from rogan almost like he's jealous that that guy worked for nassas and believes in the
whole thing it's like but you know what red it's like dude it just it's just a cesspool of
it is it's a cesspool but i'm glad it exists because it's so fun
it is fun the kill tony reddit is the best like that is just a pure bloodbath but rogan you
is it really oh my god dude if if you want to just see the most critical angry miserable people
they just hate kill tony or what yeah they hate it they're like the show fell off uh five years ago
i watch every week all the regulars suck like it's so funny because it's like these people
hate the show so much that they just watch it all the time and they have so much to say it's like
do you really hate the show at that right um well i mean it was like the like the um fighter and the
kid stuff they what they call them the angry cats i mean they just got to a point with with um
brandon and it was just brutal dude you know i mean honestly just like elephant graveyard we
should do we should do a few videos on patreon about like the the um uh brandon hate online like
brandon job is dude people are so mad at him we're if we do that so mad dude we're gonna have
to make like an eight hour documentary like that's a that's an insane feat that the amount of
hate i don't think there's a single comedian he is the modern day caratop there is not a
well rogan brought it up dude when uh i can't remember who was on who was who was that female
comedian god i should remember this was it jordan uh Whitney Whitney was on Cummings
yeah and um and she was trying to say something about if you've seen this guy who's the most
hated guy on the internet right now i do i don't know who she was
talking about like maybe
Andrew Tate or someone
and then he goes
he goes who
he goes
she said the name
and then Rogan was like
oh Brendan Shalb just went
whew
and then they just crack
out laughing
and I mean just the fact
and they both laugh so hard
so everyone's aware of it
but the fact that Rogan's even
willing to kind of
bring that up
is like he's keeping
some sense of humor
I mean look
he's still protecting
his friend but i just don't understand the energy behind it like the energy is so hard behind
brendan sharp hate that the videos that they make about him get 10 times as many views as anything
he himself puts out and they still can't stop yeah they still can't stop crushing him dude
it's it's so funny it's almost comical the amount of just like blind hate he gets and it's the same
that are just like driven
like it's not like every
video is like I feel like
this isn't been brought up so I'm going to talk about this
it is the same fucking points
of this guy's a hack he sucks
his his material is terrible
like it's all the same stuff
it's really like just
funny
because it's just it's so just
insane it's so absurd it goes with it
he made millions of dollars
of social
media millions still does because his instagram's big even though nobody watches this podcast it's
it's like just like carrot top faced he's made a lot of money too but you put yourself out there
you get big enough and then you do some things that people don't care for you're going to take some
shit for it it's part of the show and you got to take the ups with the downs i mean
It's all about the type of exposure you want to give yourself.
Me personally, I'm not willing to do it.
I'm not going to get close.
I mean, I will never be as popular as them.
Though, to be fair, our podcast was bigger than Fighter and the Kid for a long time.
I just could never do the video in that way.
And, yeah, for good reason, dude.
I don't want a Reddit thread.
You know what I mean?
it's like no
I don't
even if I don't look at it
it still exists in the universe
I just don't want to make anyone
that mad
yeah
too much work dude
I welcome it I get hate all the time
from
who's who's hating on my neighbors
you know my doctor
it never ends
just bullshit
my family
you're dermatologist
yeah I feel like my family
has like their own subreddit
about me you know just like just get out of my house
um working on it here's the thing though man with with carrot top and like you know the
comparison with shop is that people hated carrot top because of the props not like the thing
is it's hard for shop because he's a stand up it's not that the art form is hack that was the
issue in the 80s and shit it was like oh is his his whole stick is a as a hack where people have
come around be like you know what he actually like puts a lot of thought in these props and they're
really funny uh but job it's like you know the people he's competing with it's a it's a hard
fucking game you know and i think if he if he really wants to prove himself he should be cutting
his fucking teeth he should be really right and he should be yeah running bits by people all the
time he should be like popping up in rooms doing guest spots to try material he should be
putting the fucking you know acts of the grind like really going for it that's what you have to do
you know and he can't be doing what rogan's doing a rogan talks about on this episode where he's like
yeah i hate touring i just do my club you know which hey at that point you know you have a shit
ton of money do whatever the fuck you want you know fair enough but rogan doesn't have anything to
prove but i also i don't think it's going to make his future specials better than if he
faces those audiences that are like boo you're dumb i mean look i'm sure he hasn't had those for
a while he's been popular for a long time but his club is a very safe place right and he's always
talked about like hitting the road going to the places that are ugly and you know i
Just look, like, it's not even my critique of it, but like, look at the reviews on its last special.
I mean, you know, and many of the people that I spoke to that I was like, did you, often they, they didn't even get through the whole thing.
And they're Rogan fans.
It's like, that's saying something.
Especially because he was doubling down.
He was like, oh, I had it all through COVID.
It's like my cleanest, crispest stuff.
Yeah.
He's like, I've been working on this for six years.
And then he repeats a bit.
In my opinion, it was, yeah, he repeats a bit.
He does a bit that, like, Brendan actually did about having gay friends or, like, wishing
he was just gay and hanging out with his boys.
And it just, I don't know.
It just honestly didn't even seem like Rogan.
I've seen him so many times live at the comedy store.
I used to go to stand up on the spot all the time.
I used to love throwing out topics when Rogan was up there, and he would just, he is good at stand-up.
I know people have their own opinions, they don't care for his specials, like that, you know, if they're being haters or they're just whatever.
But I'm telling you, he's good at this.
I've seen a lot of comics do work.
I studied it.
I really enjoyed it.
He is good.
And, you know, that last special just was not his strongest work.
I have a friend in L.A.
and she was passed at the store
and her best friend actually dated
Rogan when when Rogan is at the store
and she was telling me she was like
Rogan was a fucking murderer
like at the store
he like when he was on
he would fucking bring the house down
and it's like a part of me is like
it sucks that I miss that
because I don't see that
when I watch this special.
Yeah. Dude, I've seen it so many times on stand-up on the spot. And when he's been working on his, like, hour with those 25-minute slots that they give you at the comedy store, it's like in the main room. Yeah, he's like up there. He's doing great. It's like his stuff. He's good, right? He holds his own for sure amongst like some of the best. And Bill Burke could be on that card, Joey Diaz, Chris the Leah back in the day before, you know, he was a rapist.
or crushing it in their own right.
You know, Tom's a girl would go up.
It was just like a night of honestly killers.
And but when we used to get to stand up on the spot,
Jeremiah Watkins show, we'd go up there.
Brian would often get me in because they would sell out
or I'd forget to buy my tickets.
They were always cool with me getting there.
And, you know, it's like the improv showed up.
And almost no one ever stood out like Rogan did.
I mean that was a brave show to do
he didn't need to do that shit
he didn't need to put himself up there
few major comics
did that show and definitely didn't do it consistently
Rogan did it every time it was on
and yeah there were just some gems
that never made his act
they were you know
jokes that he told one time and that's it
and he would just
he'd find a story for it man
he just didn't let anything get in his way with it it was very cool what do you think happened
who knows i mean it was well think about it was covid so he wasn't performing took a long
break off um even though he had the act for a long time um COVID made him pretty salty
over the whole LA thing over the whole transition he went through that CNN
thing with ivermectin i mean there was some real challenges for him and he had to move there was a lot
going on in his life and also he's getting bigger and bigger like he's going through the freaking
you know stratosphere with fame so that probably does something in its own way and then he's at his
club and it's everyone just kind of on a pilgrimage you know kissing his ass in that sense
and you know and it's still a legit club i i don't mean that he's not training while he's out there
and doing work and like yeah it's amazing and if he if he does if he tells a joke that sucks
like the audience won't laugh i mean you still got to work at it but there is something different
that's like playing home field advantage, I mean, for sure.
And on top of that, I think the big thing was it was like one of the first live performances,
if you remember, for Netflix.
So it was like at some place in Houston, it was a live performance.
So it wasn't usually what they do is two or three nights and they splice them together.
And they pick the best bits and the best jokes.
and that night
he just had to go straight through it
and who knows
maybe it just wasn't quite as night
I mean it's hard to say
dude
there's so much going on
with stand-up
there's so much pressure
there is
it almost feels unfair
to like critique it
because I know how hard it is
but there's also a reality
to it as well
it's like
hey
when you go to watch
Michael Jordan player
you want the best dunks
and the best plays
like I don't care
that you had a
tough week with your bookie right it's like show up perform make it happen well you know he always had
this like bill hicks thing going on when he was in l a of this like conspiracy theory
the like like constantly punching up where now he's like working with trump he's like in the government
he has the biggest podcast ever
he's almost in his own version
of a Hollywood bubble at this point
with a lot of his guests
he's hanging out with and then the same comics
and stand-up comes from like real-life experiences
you know
and unfortunately you can't really get a ton of those
because of the amount of bodyguards he has
he really has to be careful anything he does
everything that he plans to do
is kind of in a controlled environment
but it's like I kind of do wish he really like talked more about himself like dealing with that
talking about hunting maybe like a joke about the podcast because there's so many like other
experiences he's had in life but I don't know man it's like I could never picture myself in
that position it's so unique and he he doesn't yeah I mean dude he can he can he can fucking
text a monk Zuckerberg
like straight up
if there's like an Instagram
issue he has he can text it
and Mark is like
I'll figure this out
yeah
I know this to be true
I know people that know
Rogan that have had issues
with IG
and they have sent me
the fucking thread dude
and then their accounts
were reinstated
like imagine
that
He can also just be like Elon
what's going on with these aliens
like he can
the access that he has
is unbelievable and
I think what's going to happen very soon
even though Spotify is not
figured this out yet
they're about to like figure out
perfect AI
translation
so it matches
what he's saying his tone
everything and it sounds like Rogan
but it's in a different language
imagine how that's going to open up for
I mean there's
there's bros the world over
he might be the most popular person in Russia
in like five years
I feel like that place is full of pros
smelling salt sales will go through the roof
yeah like it's it's crazy to think about that
are you saying we're investing in smelling salts
I think we need to
let's put all our money in there
let's get in early
it's like our bitcoin let's get in real early the smelly the salts the better smelling salt coin let's do it
yeah i think it but i think it's true i think that people are going to be really interested the world over
and right now it is reasonable to say it's limited to people to speak english
but there is a reason he picks up so much um momentum with especially men in this country
It speaks to us all men.
Yeah.
You know, for whatever it is, doesn't make it fun hanged.
Yeah.
If you got no bros, one of the best things you can do is just, you know, listen to a Rogan.
Then you feel like you got some bros.
King bro.
King bro, you know.
Yeah.
He's a king bro, dude.
Like, I also want to say, you know, connecting to your point about, like, who, like, you know, how he could just, like, hit up anybody.
He was talking about on an episode where he's like,
yeah, I think I'm going to talk to the big guy about like getting weed legal everywhere.
Who the fuck?
What's fucking celebrity ever had that power of like, yeah,
I'm going to go hit up the president.
And because this is just, it's annoying having weed illegal here.
So I'm just going to hit him up.
Kanye had it before Rogan.
Yeah.
Kanye and Trump would tell you.
That is true.
That is true.
So Kanye went full.
Well, listen to his last album.
Yeah.
it's a little controversial i've heard but it's it's something else um but you're right
when does that leave us you know but but in terms of like um someone who is like Trump might
listen to like a media guy like a news like a modern news guy like it's just crazy it really
is because that's like you know didn't what's that like Elvis hung out with Nixon or whatever
Like, it's happy with musicians, but this is like, you know, a personal relationship with someone like Rogan is insane.
Imagine if the one thing that he says he wants to do moving forward is federally legalized weed.
That's like, it's only platform.
He's just like, I'm still going to do the show, but I've got this one agenda and I want to make this a reality and gets it done.
This, I mean, oh, my.
And goodness, that is a wild achievement, you know.
I mean, literally when he was born, it was like massively illegal.
And slowly over time, just doing a stoner podcast, if anyone had said, like, imagine traveling back in time, 2009, the podcast is brand new.
You go to see Rogan and you'll just like, hey, real quick, this silly thing you do at your house,
will not only make you
one of the most famous people that
ever lived, you will elect
presidents with it, and you will get
weed legalized.
Like, what?
I'd be like, yeah, whatever, fucking pass me that joint,
all right? Yeah, I wouldn't
believe it for a second. You'd be like, I'm too stone for this.
I'm way too stone for this.
Yeah, I want to believe it for a second.
But I think if Trump makes weed legal,
that's the win he needs. The Epstein files,
the whole, did you see the whole thing where
Tylenol causes autism, which
you know, I did look in the cabinet
this morning and I do have Tylenol
so fuck, I guess it does explain
a lot. That explains
it. That explains why I know every
Godzilla movie.
It's like, yeah, he needs a win.
Make, why I can
draw the entire city of Manhattan
just from my memory
with pencil.
It's like, yeah, fully
autistic. Yeah. It took a lot of time.
check check that fucking medicine cabinet dude i don't even know what to think anymore man
well hey how many minutes how many minutes we in on this bitch um i think uh we are about
time to wrap up i think we we got like a couple more minutes i just want to say nice
that uh just want to like we we talked about this off air but we have
We have to talk about this, dude.
The soulful AI version of the 50 Cent Many Men song.
Oh, shit, yeah.
How do we forget this?
Amazing.
Like, insane, man.
And I've seen it.
Where do you find that song?
Do you know where it is?
I cannot find it.
It's not on YouTube?
It should be on YouTube.
I don't know.
I swore I found it on YouTube.
I shazammed it with...
No, it should be on YouTube.
All that AI stuff is...
Dude, there's some great country ones.
There's like...
There's like Marty Robbins, that like 50s country singer,
like singing straight out of Compton.
Like, there's just some really, really funny stuff.
Like, Johnny Cash doing Baby Got Back.
Love it.
see if you can find
the link to that
and put it in the bio
for this episode
just so people can enjoy it
because I will
you know if you can
I mean don't work too hard
people can look it up themselves
but it was so good dude
it really is one of like the best
songs I'm like oh my god
I think artists could go back
and do
I mean I feel like you could do
some incredible Nirvana songs
with like a different style
you know from the past right
it's just like there's so dude
if you like I've gone down this rabbit hole
there is so much amazing
crazy AI blending out there
like this is just the tip of the iceberg
there's like yeah
death metal songs that they they make sound
like it's duop like it is insane
hilarious it yeah
it's it's so funny but it like works
and this is like a great example of like damn
like I feel like with some of these rappers
when they get older I'd love for them to like go in this direction
because it works so well like a soul
rendition of their stuff it's like listen
if you can't walk anymore and you're just like fucking
old and you don't want to rap
and you're more just soul music and jazz now it's like
fuck it combine the two this is I would love to
see this actually done uh the problem is that uh some of these AI renders especially when you're
doing soulful stuff i feel like you lose that element of feel because it is a fucking robot putting
this together but just great just like really awesome stuff it was so cool to hear that i was like
oh damn i couldn't believe how good it was dude the video is amazing as well it'd be interesting to see
you know what this turns into i mean i would like to believe that forget netflix forget
any sort of uh streaming platform you just basically have a prompt and it's like what type of
movie would you like to watch and you go right i would like to do predator um combined with
terminator um but i would like the rock in it and i would like lean out of decaprio and somehow put
like a Titanic element in there
but I want like a hardcore
techno remix soundtrack
and Jim carries the mask
yeah of course
well of course
it just like puts it all together
and it just like
somehow works
and then it just keeps learning
what gets you pumped
because it's like tied into your
Fitbit or your smart watch
and it just knows like how
into the movie you are
based on the different bits that it's done
so it just makes even more perfect shit
while robots do all the work for us
and let me just sit on the couch forever
now that is
that's the future that is the complete
the only like I love art
you know I love seeing what people make
I will never argue that
when it comes to porn though
I think that's a great idea
I think that needs to be worked on
but that is just the future of
put your headset on and just let us just run dopamine through you for 24 hours you know
but that's where we're going you just you just keep pushing a button until your finger falls off
you just all oh it's amazing you don't even know why you're happy just give me 10 sequels of
the mask you know and I'll sit here forever I love it well hey that was a great episode with
a carrot top who looked like Tiger King I actually
thought the Tiger King was on this episode
when I saw the thumbnail, but
it was good stuff.
It was great.
A fun episode, chill guy.
Yeah, awesome.
Check him out.
Good old carrots up.
I'm going to go to Vegas and watch him sometime.
We're going on, Brandon.
Let's go to Vegas.
Yeah, we'll do a company trip.
We do a live stream from there for our Patreon.
And, uh, yeah, thanks for listening, everybody.
And we will talk to you later.