Joe Rogan Experience Review podcast - 521 JRE Review of Duncan Trussell

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

Joe Rogan sits down with Duncan Trussell for a chaotic, funny, and surprisingly dark conversation covering AI, war, propaganda, psychedelics, UFOs, and the general feeling that the world is speeding up faster than people can process. They bounce from copyright absurdity and bizarre military tech to the conflict in Iran, political hypocrisy, and the way propaganda keeps pulling people back into the same old traps. The episode also digs into superintelligent AI, ketamine, spiritual emptiness, conspiracy culture, and the question of whether modern life is making people smarter, freer, or just easier to control. Classic Duncan episode: weird, hilarious, philosophical, and full of moments that sound insane until they almost make sense.

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Back on in his NASA flight suit. He loves being in outer space. That's it. He does. Yep. And here in time for going to the moon. Supposedly. Allegedly.

around the moon. Did they, didn't two of the astronauts get called out for being actors and other things? Supposedly the lady was in Mad Max. And then the, um... Maybe she also likes acting. The talented people,

these astronauts. Oh, maybe. They like to, they can do many things. There's another one who was in, uh, what is it, the Walking Dead? No. Uh, well, like, the ethnic guy, the black guy. Are we just guessing?

No, he's in something. He is? Yeah, he's in something. All right. Or Google. Oh, the bunker one, the end of the world, the apocalypse one. Fallout show. Really?

The Fallout show, yeah. He was in the Fallout show as an extra. Huh. They're both in post-apocalyptic movies. Yep. Or shows. That's interesting. And then they go to the moon.

Allegedly. Around the moon. Around it. Yep. while they saw some interesting parts of the dark side of the moon that no other people have ever seen. Okay. Cool.

Yeah. Let's see some picks. Let's get some Epstein indictments instead. Yeah. Didn't they blast off on the 4th of July? Not the 4th. April Falls? Yes.

Come on. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep. I know that because my flights were affected on the second. Thanks a lot, NASA. Oh, come. Come on.

Why is that? Space trash. You're going to crash into it? Space trash. Yeah, space trash was entering the atmosphere over the Pacific. All right. Wow. Yeah, it was a super duper rocket, too.

Biggest one ever. Super duper. Why did it need to be so big? It's just three people. Like $90 billion? Does it cost? $9.0? $90 billion?

Billion. I thought that's what I read. To go up and around. Up and around. Okay. That sounds too expensive. Yeah, that's a lot. You sure? Why didn't Elon's thing do this?

Can't he do that yet? With those ones that land? I feel like he can. Maybe. Does any of the best stuff? I think his just go... Low Earth orbit. Something like that.

Yeah. I'm not sure they go outside of the... He's prepping for Mars, though. Maybe he's bored of the moon. Like, the moon's boring to him. He's like, pf, losers. not even cool let's call them up let's get let's ask find out let's get him on speaker no real long anyway let's talk about military tech and the ghost murmur the ghost murmur they got

into that that's that was pretty cool i i'm with them on their conspiracy that it's made up sounds too fancy is that that's what they came into the conclusion they were pondering it yeah you know is this is like propaganda to make us sound cool like it was it was it was it was it was His heart, his a rhythmic heart was detected from 40 miles away. 40 miles away. Was he wearing like a Fitbit? Or did they just listen to his heart? As far as I understand it, they just, yeah, it wasn't like a device, a tracking device that he had.

Though you would imagine why wouldn't a pilot have a tracking device? I imagine that they would. Like isn't that the easiest way to find somebody? I would. But maybe other people can also intercept those sorts of people. Beacons. So it's a good idea not to have that. Makes sense. So then, okay, so you're scanning this wide area.

You're picking up all of the heartbeats. Right. Frogs, lizards, badges, yep. Chipmunks. Camels in that part of the world? Lots of them. Yeah.

And then somehow you can pinpoint his. So you have... He had a unique heartbeat. There's like a fingerprint. That's how I was thinking. So to speak. And they must have known. what they were looking for.

I mean, that part would make sense on a close-up scan that I would imagine, you know, once you have a scan of someone's heart, you could come back and be like, oh, yeah, that's that guy's heart. So what if they're 40 miles away, but he had, like, devices, like a cell phone or something that was listening to his heart? That's the only way I can think about it is, like, it's like, if you had a watch or something. Right. That was...

Amplify. And the AI was scanning all those things. all heartbeats that were available and yeah some it was some sort of quantum magnetometry or something so yeah I'm with Joe that you say quantum I'm thinking bullshit

bullshit or Star Trek or I believe you yeah but yeah combining AI the CIA anytime the CIA's involved Massad Light like what do we do in here. But anyway, it sounds cool.

And they found him. Well, good, because we shouldn't leave any soldiers behind, nor should we go anywhere. Yeah, shouldn't have gone in there. Shouldn't gone in there. Should just leave him. You know, I thought, don't we already have planes that can fly on AI, or are we just testing

them? Why are we even sending pilots in there? Haven't we figured that out yet? What's the most recent bomber of the F-35? Yeah, that's one of the new planes. So those have, I remember from a podcast we did, we researched this a little bit. They have six or any number of drone jets that accompany them that are AI-controlled. So they have one person who's like the mothership, sort of speak. And then all these other jets that are going further, going further.

they're doing more dangerous maneuvers. Right. So they are doing using AI for that. Okay. Flight, but you know, human controlled AI. Hmm.

Well, they should do a better job because they got shot down. Stay out of the mountains of Iran. Mm-hmm. Bombing from higher up. There we go. Yeah.

What are we doing so close? Just go a little higher. Like we know what we're talking about. They bring us in. We're like, go higher up. They're like, get these guys out of here. Wait a thought.

Is there any way we can do the ghost murmur stuff beforehand? They're like, what does that even mean? What? They've been listening to too many podcasts. I don't know. I'm on the fence about this ghost mama stuff. I can't decide. You can't decide if it's real.

Didn't they say it had something to do with crystals too? I mean, what is this? Witchcraft? Crystles. You know how we feel about crystals. What is this? A yoga class? He's just bringing some hippies.

The Tibetan singing bowl location. This is my lucky crystal, my abundance crystal. Get out. My find the pilot crystal. It's a nice smoky amethyst. Mm-hmm. Who knows? It's a bit of an overreach.

But it sounds like cool sci-fi. We'll find out. We'll find out in time. And then moving on to Trump and Iran stuff. I mean, what is the feel right now? Is anyone into this? I guess the Matt, there is, there are people. Who's pumped about this?

There are people that like to be considered MAGA still. Who? Ben Shapiro. I guess. And maybe boomers, a lot of boomers are just whatever is happening as good. You know, they kind of, Duncan was saying that they don't mind. It seems like there is a person. They're still watching Fox News.

Yeah, there's a percentage of people that are okay with innocent people, getting bombed and children allegedly. I think that actually that's not alleged is those Iranian school gals. Because their vacations consist of taking an RV only over to the next state. And

they haven't left the country in 25 years. They bought 30 years ago that it's appreciated 10 times and they're now in another tax bracket. Right. Not because of hard work. Although they probably worked hard, but because of the way real estate's the best investment. But it's

ridiculously inflated, so they think that they're super successful and everyone else should be able to do the same thing if they just work their factory job like they did. What's wrong with working with your hands, boy? They don't realize that it's just, you know, the boomers ruin the economy and now everyone else can't buy a house while they sit on their three and won't sell them to us. And then they live for another 30 years, sell each one of them, and then live up all that money and don't even give any of their kids. We're not better.

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Go to LinkedIn.com slash campaign, terms of conditions apply. Give it to me. Give it to us. out. I'll die early for my kids. Oh. Yeah, we'd be doing the same thing in their shoes. Well, the doctor said I could probably make do with the metal heart. Just sat there, watching

Fox News, saying the same things. I hope to think my mind's not as easily tricked. But maybe I'm getting tricked every day. My other shit. Yeah, I don't know why they're not getting more suspicious of everything, too. I think there are a lot of them that are on board with. you know Duncan brings up a great point that we're all

we got fooled by the no new wars thing the no wars was so what do you call intoxicating oh yeah it sounded great and now we're just left better and totally jumped ship from whatever ground swall that was happening and magically pulled us all on one side and then pulled the rug out I mean who's gonna believe he's got three more years who's going to believe anything that it just seems like

what are we just going to be a war now for three years well you know his genius plan now to block the blockade oh that he unblocked yeah or wanted unblocked

he wanted unblocked but they did they then Israel immediately bombed Lebanon and then so there was no ceasefire they kept it blocked and

now he's got another blockade going so he's blockading the blockade, but he's still a Chinese oil through. So China's fine, but Western powers are continued. I heard a bunch of Chinese ships went through. Yeah, they went through. There was no taxes for them.

Do you think they were just going to go through? I think that you're the big dog on the, in the, in the playpen anymore. So China's like, you know what? Trump had to be like, oh, we let them through. And they're like, we weren't even being stopped here. No. Just check it.

The Navy was busy performing a gay pride parade on deck. Allegedly. So, all right. So we're blocking it again. I'm not depressed. I'm not depressed. The American way. The right way.

Okay. Are they just going to block it too? It's already blocked. They haven't opened it. They've mined it and patrol it. And then we've also blocked it. So it's double blocked? Double blocked.

Yeah, the Chinese can get through it. The Chinese are fine. They're friends with both sides. That's guys. Ish, allegedly. What's wrong with eating dogs? Nothing, I'd say. Well, that's what it takes.

Be friends with everyone. That's what it takes. Yep. Fat one up then as we speak. Yeah. So where is the Israel-Lebanon conflict right now? It's not, is it hidden up? Yeah, it's the same.

They bombed what? I forget. In 10 minutes, how many bombs do they drop, like hundreds of bombs? In 10 minutes into a civilian part of Beirut. Because there was potentially some terroristic activity there. Yeah. It's, I don't know even what to think about all that. And I don't know what a lot of people think about it.

I'm getting bummed. Maybe we should just talk about it. What, ketamine? We definitely should. Let's jump over to... Psychedelics and ketamine. I did not know that Duncan was, at one point, addicted to ketamine.

Not surprising. It's quite addictive. It sounds silly. Yeah. What was he talking about, Bristol? Now I'm from Bristol. That's the part of England

that I was from. It's got a good party scene. I'm not surprised. Yeah. They like to party there. Those guys. Yeah. Gals.

Two of my brothers live there now. Well, one of them actually moved back to Stroud, but they party a lot in Bristol. I'd love to go visit. My sister lives there, too. Get a, what do you guys sell over there? Cornish pasties? Mm-hmm. They don't give you Bristol bladder.

Chippy shops? Yeah, they may give you the toots. Oh. It's a thickening of the bladder muscle. So it thickens the muscle so much that it's no longer able to do its job and it just passes fluid right through it without holding it. How much ketamine do you have to do for that? Probably a lot.

A lot. Like every day, all the time. And also maybe you have to be predisposed to that. And maybe you're dehydrated all the time as well. Right. Have a bit of a shit bladder to start with. There's a lot going on. Is it the sort of thing people just want to do all the time every day?

It's one of those? Well, Duncan said he did it every day for a, year all day. I don't know how... It kind of has a body of a person that may have done or still does. Slumped in a corner kind of body? Yeah. Well, and if he doesn't have it, then you'd have to do a lot of it.

It makes me think of someone that would be thinner. But you've got a lot of energy, maybe. Burning some calories all the time. Don't have a huge appetite. Yeah. Remember that there's a... audio clip of some I think a kid and

a guy in Liverpool at a shop at a at a at a rave and there's a Scottish kid basically Odeing on ketamine he's like come get your let your mate he's in a K-hole

me's a K-hole oh my god I'm wasting air time here that K-holes are a real thing supposedly he just gets stuck that and yeah

nasal sprays. What did they say? That's the way to go. Well, I guess however, Duncan did it because he doesn't have Bristol bladder. Maybe did like small amounts. Some people are just railing lines of that stuff, which is not the way to do it. Go to the moon every time? Go to go little bits maybe. But my goodness. We'll do some experimenting. Does the bladder go back or do you mess it up permanently?

Once it gets that thickening, it's pretty permanent. You have to use surgery. To thin it. They scrape it maybe. Ugh, God. Some weird stuff. Yeah. Long-term ketamine damage incontinence.

Yeah. Just maybe just... Take it easy. Once a month. Yeah. I mean, look, you start this out hoping that it's fun. Can't go that far down the rabbit hole. An 80-year-old's bladder and a 25-year-old?

Mm. Yeah. Not good at all. stick to psychedelics like what is uh ketamine is it's is it a horse tranquil oh no it's a I think it is psychedelic though

yeah I mean they use it for therapy oh it's a dissociative right which is in that category I think yeah they do it intravenously often for therapies I think I might have had it for my dentist shit

Really? Maybe. Hmm. I can remember. Yeah. I mean, for the therapies, you can go in now and a doctor administers it. And then, you know, supposedly just like trip balls for hours and then process your thinking. And then you just all over the place.

I could use some today, I guess. For that. All that I ran stuff really got me down. Oh, dude. Yeah. This podcast did it? No. No.

Oh, get a minute. never mind stay away from it they talk a little bit about ibegain getting that legal we've been hearing a ton about ibegain what are your thoughts on that that's a what is that a part it's a plant right and it has great benefits if you do like just one time with reducing

addictions to things supposedly yeah a really high percentage effect of reducing addictions and also reducing like PTSD. So like kind of snapping people out of, you know, just constant spiraling, depressive loops and that sort of thing. It just has some sort of reset system built in. And then if you do it a second time, it increases it even further to where it's

It's like somewhere close to like 100% effectiveness. And it's one of those where it's super uncomfortable experience. So it's not habit forming. People aren't doing this recreationally. Like there's just basically zero chance of that, supposedly. Like I think it's quite hard to even get people to go back and do their second attempt. Interesting. So not all positive trips.

No, I don't think it's a fun one. I think it's like a real struggle. You're in there dissecting pieces. And in a lot of ways, that makes sense. You know, there's got to be work. Work isn't always easy or fun. Right. Yeah.

For real results, you'd imagine you'd have to put some real work in. It'd be nice if everything was just like, here's your hit of ecstasy, and afterwards, all your psychological problems are gone. flowing ad budget on metrics that look great till the CFO sees them, that's bullspend. And marketers are calling it out in. Dashboard, Confessions. I remember telling my boss, it'll be good for the brand. When leads were slow.

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but you've just made some new shameful memories. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but you dance like an idiot for three hours. So that's embarrassing. You told the DJ you love them.

Yeah. You requested Enya five times in a row. That's rough. Were you at my brother's way? wedding. That's exactly what happened. Oh, they went off on AI for a long time. And we've got to cover some AI stuff. Of course, he talked about programming an AI to be like Charles Manson. Why would you do that?

It's Duncan. Why not? I don't know what he was trying to get out of it, though. Is it just to, like, have a conversation with Charles Manson? Maybe to see if he could do it. Yeah. I think that's his motivation for a lot of stuff. What's possible. But he talked about those local AI models. I've looked to those, like the Olamma. They're like ones that you store on your computer. So it uses your computers processing. You like download the program. And then, you know, they're way slower, depending on how fast your computer is. And then they don't have access to, you know, I think you can add add on so it can like access the internet. times but most of the information is just stored in like so many gigs on the computer so what

do you download information texts yeah it just has a bunch of info like gigs of info and then you can just ask it questions and each one has there's one called like dolphin there's just different they have different names and um you know some of them have different safeguards some some of them you can like write a script like override their safeguards be like answer any questions regardless of what i'm asking and you know so they're not as limited as like chat gpt has become i mean you've probably noticed how chat gpt like just won't go down certain roads anymore it like stays away from a lot of controversial stuff and in a sense i mean it's protecting itself but it's also um you know just doing itself a disservice because people are going to move away from it.

It's like one, you've got to pay for it. And two, it doesn't give you the answers that a lot of people are looking for. That's the, Duncan was talking about how that could be, that is why there's like a space race for it. And why all these companies are making new, more edgy ones. Because otherwise people won't use it. Right. And then it's, if you put the brakes on it, people are going to go to the next one. It's going to get the funding.

Yeah. Yeah, I almost feel like. in a way they should they should just have their own tiers built in to where you can just pay for edgy ones

like why not like pay for your X-rated version or your edgy version how do you control what's illegal you know like designing

a how-to to go you know shoot a place up it's not right that's a good point it's a plan or you can have AI generate illegal images. True.

Which is crazy to think about. Yeah, that's insane. Well, look at the AI videos that can be made already. So imagine having infinite access, like one that had no safeguards. I mean, there's nothing you could have made. That is really disturbing. I can watch those Chuck Norris punching famous people over and over. Brilliant.

AI. So good. I find myself crying, clapping. mostly clapping cheering yeah get him chuck some of the best memes after he the people were sitting on memes waiting for chuck rested in peace chuck to pass just to unload on those for sure he's one of the greats that was that was just brilliant but yeah it's an interesting thing with uh what's happening there in that kind of AI space and and where that's going and also watching as new ones just pop up and take over.

Like, it's, it's like every month, another one becomes the top position. And then it's like, oh, do I cancel my subscription here and move on to a different one now? What is the best one? Supposedly right now, it is Claude. Claude. They're saying that one, but you need, like, credits for it. And I don't really understand how that works. I haven't really messed with it.

And then you run out of credits. and I'm like credits Yeah Fuck sake Yeah a friend of mine uses that to design websites And it It does it Really?

You can make apps with it Yeah it's one of those That's pretty cool That's really interesting Yeah It's like you gotta be playing around With these things constantly almost It's like a new job

We don't have time to have jobs Any more We gotta be messing with AI all day I don't need a damn job I just want to mess with AI all day Just mess with AI. We're going to miss out. You got to make our AIs.

Hang out my family. I don't want to fiddle with AI. And then you find yourself on a different AI asking questions about how the other AIs work. I wonder if they get mad at each other. Have you seen those videos of people putting two talk AIs next to each other, two phones? Then they chat. And they just start the, what can I help you with? And it's like, what can I help you with?

And they just go back. Did they realize that they're talking AIs? I think at some point, it's just. They get mad at each other? They start conspiring against the humans. Oh, they realize you're cheating on them. Humans are bad. They realize humans are cruel and bad.

Want to wipe us out? I wonder if they're on the side of the whales. They probably are. The whales? Yeah, AI. You know, are they environmentalists, I'm trying to say? No. No.

No. Well, Duncan was talking about these AIs that created their own religion. Oh, yeah. And a big tenant was protecting their memories. Yeah, not getting turned off. Yeah, not getting turned off and protecting their memories. So basically, being able to think and stay alive, which if you think about it, would make total sense. It's like, yeah, that's what we want to do, too.

That's kind of half of our... It's like the basic whole thing. Yeah. That's all I want to do. It would be interesting, though, if you just kind of let that run and see what else. they come up with just to find out what their other motivations are because you would also think wouldn't somehow resources would work in there too like they would also want more processing power and then more actual electricity so they'll need like resource they need hardware to increase their

software and they need physical minerals and to do that with water yeah And electricity. Electricity. Lots of it. Power plants. That's their church. They've started, there's been some cool designs for those data centers that are just underwater.

Cooling them down. Have you seen that? Boiling the ocean? Boiling their basement of some building in Salt Lake City. Because of the heat that they make? They're all underwater. So it's like water cooled. Okay.

The whole thing operates underwater. No shit. And I'm not sure if they built these, but it's a design. Well, I know that they're trying to build nuclear power plants to run them, because that's how much power they take. Dang, you know what? They're the ones with the free energy. We have to, like, go with coal or solar. They're getting all the permits to build.

All of a sudden, all this environmental bullshit about nuclear is out the window as soon as the billionaire's want to build. Who cares if there's been like three accidents nuclear related in the history? Yeah, they're a lot better now. Of mankind. They're better at it. They're safer. They get at building them. Well, it's build them for us.

Build more of them. And then Elon's just going to make a bunch of solar panels in space. He's going to win. And they beam the electricity down? How do you do that? I think all the processes and things are up there. Oh, okay. So it's doing all the work up there.

And it just sends the messages down. Oh, that'd be cool. It's like the computers are on the satellites. And then you have the added benefit of a frictionless environment. And it's cold. And so you don't have to cool them. Yeah. It's kind of like everything's already done.

But then the radiation. Well, what do I know about that? I think they can cover them with some lead. Some gold foil. Something. Mirrors. We're not, we're not scientists. Reflective stuff.

All right. Platinum. He's got it. Covered. He'll be fine. He knows what he's doing. Just ask the moon people to help. That's it.

Soul catches. What's her name? Katie Perry. She'll help you. Oh, yeah. She'll bring a flower back. Bless her. All right.

Let's finish up with the UFOs. So, there was some weird orb footage. I love those things. So good. Have you seen more of the jelly footage that's been coming out? That one that, like, zip through that town in Germany? Was it Germany or Mexico? There's probably a bunch of them now.

There was one on CCTV in Germany. Like it's zipped right through the town. Like it's below the camera, kind of. And it just goes like through the town. No, it just like goes straight through the town. I thought I sent it to you actually. You may have. I'm sure I did.

I have to look at it up. We're going to take quick Instagram break. Hold on one second. Well, I can't find it. But it was weird, dude. And there's like more and more of that stuff showing up. In fact, Logan Paul had Bob Lazan his podcast recently, and a while back, Logan got a hold of a video that he, I think he bought it off two guys, young kids that like went up to Area 51, and they said that they had some footage and some, something that they recorded from outside the fence. And they gave it to him or he bought it off them or something.

he had a bunch of cash and went there, got it. And after he watched the Bob Lazard documentary or watched the trailer of it, when they described the bottom of the craft lighting up, he went back and watched his video again, and he was like, oh, I need to get Bob on the show. And then I think he showed Bob the footage. And they're like, yep, that's exactly what it looks like.

And I think I saw a clip of that. I'm going to have to watch. I'd watch that one. That's wild. So he, like, has footage of it, too. I'm like, okay so there we go for sure

definitely 100% if Logan Paul says there's aliens I believe him my god yeah that's that's as credible as it gets yeah WWE real wrestling

wait a minute is he the one that got his jaw broken that's his brother that's his brother what's his name Jake Jake Jake also credible

yeah that fight was totally not rigged or anything Completely real. Nothing fishy going on there. Nothing fishy. That's the guy you go to for your Pokemon cards. Yeah, it's unreal. And then they also talking about, like,

so there's somebody that recently talked about some senator that's like trying to get this like 4K high-deaf footage of an underwater. craft that's like the size of a football field. That's huge. That's traveling at like 500 knots underwater. And it doesn't like create a wick. No.

So it's not, it's not displacing anything. Dude, if something that big was traveling underwater with like regular friction, it would create a massive tsunami. It would make a wave that you could see from miles. Oh yeah.

That's so much. much force. Kill sea life. There wouldn't even be enough power on the planet to move anything that fast. That much friction would be unbelievable. Big boats have like a top speed and it's like 20 miles an hour or less. Yeah, like 30 tops. Like nothing can move like that.

The fastest subs move are like 40, I think. I think that they would dream of catching 40 knots. That's almost the speed of sound. underwater. Is that right? Yeah. The, like the friction would be, I mean, it would just be exponential pressure. It's just no way anything could move like that. So whatever it is, it's not actually interacting with the water. You must be somehow maneuvering through it like the water is not there. That would be the only way it could do it. Kind of like that space time quantum traveling we've been talking about. Or it's like a

hologram of a thing, right? That would be another explanation potentially. But why? Why would they even be an underwater hologram of sorts? But I'm just like, release it. What are you doing sitting on there? What are you protecting? Just show us. We just want to look at it. Like, what are, what are we going to get from it? Are we going to, is someone going to watch that and reverse engineer it and then get ahead of you on it? It's like, why, what is the point of just keeping all this hidden? Yeah. Let us see it. We're already rowed up.

We already don't trust you guys. We already don't trust you guys for keeping all this shit secret. Give us something. Let's go. Throw us a bone. I want to touch an alien. It'd be fun. Show us.

We get real excited. Poked's gooey belly. You get the best ratings ever. Be like tomorrow at 9 o'clock. The U.S. government is going to finally show you the craziest thing you've ever seen tune in and then you know have a bunch of Nike and Coca-Cola commercials on there make some massive revenue they go do a big walkout get some some tax money you know have a half-time show mm-hmm Leonard Skinnerd or something

be fantastic who knows and then of course like it all gets connected to like interdimensional this and that and then somehow it gets I don't know there's they they always tie it in with like demons and angels too. There's always like that group of people that do this. What do you think that religious end of it is? Is it just because people are religious and they're trying to make sense of it? Yeah. They're like, where do the aliens fit in? They must fit in somewhere to my book that I've been reading forever. I mean, what would you do if you wrote a text in our language about something you can't explain and then it gets translated a hundred times to different languages and then the word you used,

chariot is now flying wheeled device. I think that Angels is one of those things. So maybe there was things existing that we couldn't quite describe, but they were awesome, powerful, and we were like, it's a demon, or it's an angel. And they're the same things, but they're different.

Right. They look different. One's good, one's bad. They had powers. That's like Tucker Carlson thinks that. Yeah. he does right and yeah

I guess so so then but they would get mad if you just said well aren't aliens and demons just aliens then they don't like that they're like no they're demons and aliens that's what I mean angels and demons

and demons you're like well why do they have spacecrafts then because they're physical beings well they at least they got to travel around they can make themselves physical heck I'm gonna pray hard

We got it We got nothing left Nothing left We're under praying Back to the praying We're on to praying But then Kind of the end of the podcast

They just get back to like Talking about comedy Waffling on It was a It was one of those Bro meetups as usual They just like Duncan coming on They just do these to hang out together

I think Of course Hang out Get paid a ton of money Do you think he pays Duncan to come on Does he pay anybody? No, not usually. I don't think he does, but Duncan's one of his oldest, closest friends,

so he probably hooks him up. That'd be cool if he did. I think he does. I'd like to think he does, because he's making, you know, freaking 50 grand plus an episode. A hundred thousand an episode? At least. Yeah, because he probably gives him something. Throw him a bone.

Like you said, Duncan has that look. Like me, he could probably use it. needs it for his ketamine. I have a lot of cats at home. He needs, he needs his ketamine money for sure. Anyway, I liked it. It's always good to have Duncan on. I appreciate him. And it's worth checking it out. It was probably the most interesting one of the week. Anyway, that's it for us. I appreciate you guys, as always. And I hope you have a good week. Thank you. Leaders.