Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - An Unfiltered Toddler Review | THE GREATEST HITS

Episode Date: July 18, 2026

One year ago this week... A relaxing family getaway took an awkward turn when Megan's two-year-old made a very honest observation in the changing rooms...   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I did have a good weekend actually. We took the kids away on a little road trip. Well, you said on Friday, what's everyone doing for the weekend? And you didn't really care what our answers were. You just wanted to tell us brag about your weekends. Oh, great, great, yeah, because I'm doing this. Yeah, we went away on a road trip to Rotorua. Beautiful weather.

Was it a hashtag sponsored road trip with the, because you've got a hashtag sponsored scooter car to drive away in? It was all gifted. It was all hashtag gifted. Yeah, did you want? I mean, sure. Okay. But it's not what.

That's not what I'm, I wasn't even bring that up. It's nothing to do with my story. That's fine. Continue on with the sellout tour. But we went to a, I don't think it's going to bring the place into disrepute. We went to the Polynesian spa. Oh yeah. Do love the Polynesian spas.

It's the natural thermal stuff. Yep. Good cell. Yeah. Good cell. Is that in that, I think you're the right place in the grand building. Yeah. Is that the one?

What's a grand body? What do you mean? Like a big building. A grand, like old timely building. building, is it? Yeah. At the end of, yeah. Okay, cool. So we read and got, obviously, we had to split up, like, boys and girls and to get changed into the changing rooms. So I took my daughter, who was two, into the changing rooms. And we were getting dressed and everything. And you know, there's people in there that don't have any qualms. We're just getting naked. Getting naked. I mean, that's what the rooms are for if you want to, you know. Yeah. And then I thought about it. I was like, I don't know if my daughter's seen anyone else naked, apart from, like, me and her dad. Yeah.

So we're... Well, you grew up. around naked people, didn't you? Yeah, I was like, I used to see, like, lots of naked people all the time. Well, there's Derek the accountant. Naked. Yeah, yeah. But she, we were getting undressed and she was kind of staring, and I was like, oh, trying to not be like, don't stare, but I was trying to, you know, move her away.

And she was chatting to the woman and she said, mommy's got those. And what parts was she referring to? She was pointing to the chest. Okay. She was pointing to the chest. And I was like, okay, please stop there. Please stop there. Mommy's got those.

And she was like, don't she? She said to the woman, but yours are long. Oh, that's like, ah, oh yeah.

Time and a knot time and a bow. Oh. I was like, cool. Yeah. Oh, that is, what a compliment. What a compliment.

In the mail changer room, there'd be a compliment. Yeah, that's what I would love to hear in the male change. Oh, yeah. But yours is longer. You're like, oh,

Boots. Yeah. I just kind of was like, oh, I can't. Asher in her away. It was like, bury me in a hole. Burry you with a lovely mud mask. Yeah. I've never got to dress so fast.

It was really good.