Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Ben Accidentally Airdrops a Bed Photo to a Stranger 😳 | FULL SHOW
Episode Date: July 1, 2026On today’s show: (00:00) Ben Boyce Airdrops a photo of himself in bed to a stranger(03:40) The viral “sprinting at work” trend... and Producer Troy’s shock speed(07:00) Taylor... Swift & Travis Kelce wedding rumours + we send our mate on a risky New York mission(10:05) How we met our partners and why HR wouldn't approve... (17:40) Producer Grace’s car mystery solved and it’s grosser than expected!(24:30) Ben’s dad goes viral with a 100% wholesome YouTube comment section(28:25) Megan’s mystery face rash.. Was it from her hubby kissing other women?!(31:50) Patty Gower joins us to talk All Blacks coach Dave Rennie doco Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Something that happened to me yesterday,
I was just waiting to grab my daughter for something
and went up the road from her school
and just went, oh, we'll just pop into a cafe
and do a little bit of work on my laptop.
You love that.
I do. It's quite a lot.
I find it a lot more productive because there's not distractions around.
You know, like I should just put this washing on.
I should just do this thing like that.
I'm going to call them here.
I'm just going to just lock in, as my kids would say,
and bash out some stuff.
Are you, excuse me, what's your Wi-Fi pass?
Nah, no, I'm not punishing anyone for that.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
Sometimes they just have it there.
Sometimes they're just a player, that's a lovely touch.
And I log into it.
If not, I'm just like, oh, you have a hotspot off my phone.
Do you know for bloody about four years?
I let this guy plug into my hot spot, my very special hotspot.
He plug it coming up.
You don't want you to get someone's hot spot and it comes up and then it's just like,
I just keeps connecting to it.
I'm like, oh, I just connected.
Yeah.
He was in and out of my hot spot.
spot. Non-stop, I had no idea for about three, four years.
Yeah, it came up, well.
Wow.
But hey, I'm not currently.
And then what happened?
Everything just fizzled out.
Relationship.
They deny, they deny, you know.
My hot spot closed up.
You got a headache.
Yeah, exactly.
So anyway, I was trying to do something on my phone.
You know, my wife had sent me a photo and I was trying to do something.
Long story, anyway, but to send my photo to my computer and I decided to eardrop that
photo.
And as I was, so actually, actually, no other way around, I was doing that, and then as it came
up, you know, sometimes you get the thing comes up and then suddenly someone else's hot spot
comes in. Yeah. And kind of someone else's computer comes in over the top and you just go,
click to that one and you're like, oh dear God, I haven't sent it to my one. I've sent it to
someone else's hot spot. They have the option now to accept. Yes. And I didn't, and it didn't really
notice until right near the end, I just saw it sort of going through. And then it, because it said
my one, I'm like, cool, click on that one. And then all of a sudden I looked down, I was like,
oh, that's not my, that's not mine just as I looked down that accepted it. And it's fun of me,
me asleep.
My wife had two cups of tea holding in front.
I was like,
and then you're sitting there and you're like,
so I was accepted that,
and now I'm looking around just really suddenly,
like...
Because also,
they've got my photo.
It says Ben Boyce would like to send you this picture.
It says, Benjamin's phone on my way.
And this is sort of ladies
sort of look around.
Did she spot?
Look around and we sort of locked eyes.
And I was like,
hey, yes, sorry.
And I was trying to, you know, when I'm all flustered, I just sort of bramble stuff
and I didn't really like that.
And she's going to look down the photo and look back at me and did nothing.
And then I was like, should I go over and say, can you delete this photo?
Or what can you do with this?
That's a screvever.
Well, yeah, it's the photo being bed.
But yeah.
But it's not that spicy at all.
But yeah, there you go.
It's this one here.
There's two cups of tea and I'm in bed with my arm up, but I'm fast asleep.
Oh, so you had ordered the tea.
My wife was bringing me in tea and I follow the safe.
And then you passed out before.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah, no, that's nice.
Wait, are you, is that a tea in bed?
Well, yeah, I don't think I'm not a tea in bed person,
so I don't think I would have ordered the tea.
She was just bringing in.
I think a gag, and then the gag got funnier for her
because it's fun of me fast to sleep.
It feels like the whole air drop world,
too much responsibility for us to have.
It's like the equivalent of going around
just putting something in someone's pocket.
You know?
Yeah, here you go, you're like this.
But isn't there a code now?
Oh.
Sometimes because when I try an air drop,
the receiver,
has to give the sender a code.
Oh, sometimes, yeah.
Because I imagine all the wild stuff.
Yeah, because people on trains and girls just get random pictures.
Yeah, so I apologise to that.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
The Hats.
Now, social media content, producer Grace,
actually does a wonderful job of getting us to do a bunch of trends on TikTok
and on Instagram and things.
And yesterday after the show,
we were bashing out a whole bunch of them.
And she's like, this is the sprinting.
trend. Okay, where we went outside and it's like it's where people watch their colleagues
sprinting. Because you've never seen your colleagues like sprint. Because you're like at school
and when you're going other stuff, your friends and other people around school, you're like,
you see them all sprint all the time. You run for your life all the time. Yeah, you're running,
you're running places, you're doing athletics day, all those sorts of things. You run to the classroom.
As an adult you don't really sprint. No, you don't see other adults spread. Unless you're at the
the Com Games or Olympics and that's your world. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Right, but kids made me do it the other night.
We went out for dinner, the three of us, and then they were like, let's run home and spread.
I was like, why?
I was like, straight after dinner.
And I was like, yeah, I need a couple of beers as well.
I was like, this is not great sprinting conditions.
Did you get the stitch?
I was like, I didn't think that, I thought they'd stop.
They would just keep going.
I'm like, oh, gosh.
Got home in record time, but, oh, it was rough.
Kevin Hart did it after a night out, and he blew his whole hamstring and calves, yeah.
That's the other thing as adults, too.
This is what I want to get to.
I went in cold, and I was like, I'm going to give this.
I'm going to give this.
smile, I'm going to sprint as fast as this body is capable.
And you did.
But then afterwards, I was like, oh, and I could feel both hamstrings really tight.
Oh, really?
And then producer grace goes, hey, maybe we should all stretch after the same.
After, yeah.
It's like giving me a parachute after I've jumped out of a plane.
But producer Troy, you were really impressive.
Well, this is what surprised me, but just Troy's very hard person to, you know, to sort of
wrap up, right?
He's, you know, interested in so many different things.
He'll go along to the Chinese opera one night
or he'll be talking to us about a Christopher Nolan movie.
He's a worldly being, you know?
And then all of a sudden he's like,
I can sprint really well.
I am such a good sprinter.
These were his words.
I'm fast as fucking.
That's what he said.
I, man, I appreciated that
because usually, like, you two are like,
I don't know, like Kiwi's like to downplay things.
But he came out the gate being like,
guys, I am that.
I would imagine that at the Olympics
when they're all torn to each other in a hundred meters.
That's the sort of thing they'll be saying.
It wasn't even like ironic.
He was like serious.
Guys, I am fast.
Every race I've ever raced anyone and I've won.
And he did.
He sprinting.
He was really good.
Then Grace afterwards like, you all should race.
After I'd say Troy, I was too intimidated.
I was like, no.
He's got it.
He's got it.
You might be the fastest white person ever.
The Grey Mouth's Zoe Hobbs.
Producer Troy.
The watch.
To be fair, you all blew me away.
You're all very fast.
Jono's hat blew off his head.
Heardy with so fast.
Few sports people out there that might beg the different producer Troy over the years.
My thighs today are saying, I'm not that fast.
So, well done Troy.
I reckon make a play for the Olympics.
LA, 20 whenever, where that is, 20-20-something.
Producer Troy.
I don't know if, well.
Don't tease him.
Don't tease him.
I like that confidence.
I do like the confidence.
Carry that confidence forever.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The Hats
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey
The rumors seem to be pointing towards a wedding
This week at Madison Square Gardens
The big stadium in New York City
Or it could be the world's most expensive decoy
Where they've shut down streets
They've got police there, FBI, the National Guard
They've really invested in putting everyone off the scent
If that is the case
And Ben's our Australia mate
He works for a radio station in New York
He joins us right now
Have you actually ever met Taylor Swift, Ben?
Okay, so I've met her a couple times.
I can actually give you an exclusive
because I didn't sign the NDA.
So my music director,
the guy that picks all the music for my radio station,
he actually went to Taylor's house about two weeks ago
and heard the Toy Story song and hung out with the cats.
Wow.
And all I got was I got assigned ERAs to a book,
although she didn't address it to Ben.
So I'm not really sure if that was actually her signing it
or if it was maybe just my music director playing a press.
But I will say that we are pretty close to Taylor,
but I haven't heard anything.
None of us got the invite, or again, they've all signed the NDAs and they haven't told me.
Did he pet a cat?
Is he allergic to cats?
Can we get an update?
Oh, no.
The cat came straight up to him and hung out with him,
and she even baked the group a Toy Story-themed cookies.
Oh, my God.
And also, they got photos afterwards,
and she said, do you want to hold one of the Grammys or maybe the MTV Awards?
And he actually said, hey, can I get a photo with Travis's Super Bowl trophy?
was there as well.
So he's got a photo with Taylor
and the Super Bowl trophy.
And a cat.
Yeah, but that cat, Meredith,
makes more money than all of us combined.
Yeah, that's right, exactly.
She's like insured for like millions upon millions of dollars.
I can't even get health insurance here in America.
Now, Ben, listen, we haven't pitched this to you yet
and we've been talking behind you back.
Potentially this could see you deported back to Australia.
Yeah, that's the worry.
Oh, nice, great.
I love when you start.
That's really assuring.
So here's our audio.
Yeah, okay.
So we'd love to get some flowers.
I mean, I don't know if there's a 7-Eleven.
You can whip past maybe tomorrow and grab some flowers that we can maybe leave for them as a wedding gift from us to them.
Somewhere close to Madison Square Garden.
I imagine, well, from what you said, it's probably a couple of kilometers is how close you can get to the actual building.
Okay, so pick up flowers from a bodega or 7-Eleven or something and then go down to Madison Square Garden adjacent and leave the flower.
hours for them. I haven't thought that far ahead, to be honest. It's like a memorial.
Is that a bad idea?
Yes, like a memorial.
Let's give it a go. And if I, you know, as long as you agree to bail me out of jail,
if I do, you know, get in, if ice take me.
Oh, well, okay, well, should we zoom with you tomorrow on the streets of New York?
Yeah, let's do it. At least have some sort of video evidence for my up-tigning deportation trial.
Yeah, let's FaceTime or Zoom and I'll.
I'll get some flowers on the way.
Thank you so much, Ben.
All right, I'll speak to you tomorrow, I guess.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The HAD.
Good morning, John O'Brien and Megan.
They're calling it the wedding.
Are they calling it the wedding of anything,
or have I just said it.
No, they're calling it a wedding.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift and Trailer Swift.
Trailer Swift.
Travis Kelsey and.
Why are they not called Trailer Swift?
Because it sounds degrading.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd call, like, you know how each couple's got a cute name?
trailer swift.
Yeah.
That works quite.
I don't know
like a trailer park
sort of vision.
You're calling a trailer trash
or something.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey,
who looks all like
they're going to get married
in New York.
We're going to actually
cross New York after 8 o'clock
with Ben Harlem,
our Australian friend in New York.
And we're going to ask a big favour
of being like potentially
could become an international incident
if things don't go well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We want to give them a wedding gift.
Yeah, exactly.
But we're not on the list.
So yeah, we'll get to that.
after 8 o'clock this morning.
But, you know, we wanted to know how you meet your partner.
Because Travis Kelsey,
really interesting backstory, right?
How he sort of put it out there on his podcast with his brother that he does.
He went to a Taylor Swift concert.
It's in your head now, isn't it?
Damn it.
That would be a great, you know how they have, like,
other artists who do covers?
Yeah, Trailswif.
Like the redneck version of Taylor Swift songs.
Trailer Swift.
So he went to a Taylor Swift concert.
He even made a friendship band with his number.
on it and this is what happened.
I was a little butt hurt.
I didn't get to hand her one of the bracelets I made for her.
You made her a bracelet?
Yeah.
If you're up on Taylor Swift concerts, there are friendship bracelets and I received a bunch of them being there,
but I wanted to give Taylor Swift one with my number on it.
Not right now.
Your number is in 87 or your phone number?
You know which one.
He was but heard about that.
There was.
You know which was.
And it worked.
Well, no, I don't think he delivered the bracelet, didn't he?
No, she didn't get the bracelet, but didn't she hear the podcast?
think so and they invited him along to another
concert and hey
crazy the rest is history yeah
wow that's yeah that's pretty sweet
it is quite sweet it's a lovely story but I feel like we've
been taken along now for the ride
right from the get go because we know how he wanted
like you very rarely do you hear a car
like a famous couple's meet cute like how they met
and how they kicked it off and then when she got
engaged we saw all the pictures and now they're getting
married at one of the most famous stadiums.
So I appreciate that.
We've been taken along for the full fairy tale.
That's an exciting story.
I mean, with us, you know, it was work for John Omen, it worked for me with my wife.
And Megan, it was a boy band, a bit younger.
But anyway, you know, a radio promotion, too.
I'll tell you what, all of our relationships are really frowned on by HR in 2026.
Wouldn't they?
You wouldn't be able to get away with it nowadays?
Well, I reckon, yes, good, consensual.
That's okay.
It was consensual.
Mine was a huge imbalance of power.
Jennifer was my boss.
She took advantage of me.
This hot piece of meat she just, bloody,
ate me up for breakfast.
What was that movie with Nicole Kidman?
Oh, baby, what is it, baby girl?
Baby girl, yeah.
I love that movie.
I felt like baby girl.
You drink that milk.
Yeah, I did, I did.
So 4487 on the text.
Jennifer's now abusing me on the text machine.
That's what our marriage is turned to.
now.
John O'Benn and Megan
The podcast.
The Hits.
Want to know your love
backstory as well?
I know 800 The Hits?
Yeah, so Travis and Taylor,
he really made a play
for her on his podcast.
A little butt hurt.
I didn't get to hand her
one of the bracelets I've made for her.
You made her a bracelet?
Yeah.
If you're up on Taylor Swift concerts,
there are friendship bracelets
and I received a bunch of them
being there, but I wanted to give
Taylor Swift one with my number on it.
Not right now.
Your number's in 87 or your phone number?
know which one.
From that buttress.
Yeah, who's laughing now, Jason?
Yeah, exactly.
Marriage.
There we go, and we've got Delia.
Hello, hang on.
I'm just getting in my car.
That's all good.
I've never...
Are you okay?
Did you fall over?
You get into the cockpit of a Formula One car?
No, I was...
Yeah.
I'm in the car.
You're okay?
I'm in the car.
Delia, we...
we love the text that you sent us about how you met your ex-husband.
How do you say your name?
Because, Jono keeps saying it differently.
Delia.
Delia.
Delia.
Yeah, sorry.
Delia.
Delia.
Delia.
How did you meet your ex-husband?
Well, I was registered, this was years ago, I was registered as a temp worker,
a hospitality temp worker, and I got this job on this tropical island.
I got the job, but I didn't know until the night before I found out,
I was on this wicked, wicked bender.
I was so drunk.
I was off my, yeah.
It was a big night.
Okay, right.
It was a big night, and I got back,
and I found out I had to fly out by helicopter to this island,
hung over as anything, and I got off.
Big bender, big bender.
Absolutely.
dusty as man and
I
got off the helicopter
and I was on the
sandy beach I didn't know where the hell I
was I heard this motor
and out from
between the
coconut trees came this
tractor and it had
this guy who
oh he was beautiful
blonde hair
blue eyes he had this white
type t-shirt
t-shirt or
I mean, he was just gorgeous.
I was really taken.
You're like, am I still seeing things from the night before?
I lifted my glasses up.
In my head, I'm like, I'm marrying this man.
I didn't know who he was.
He spoke to me with a foreign accent.
I thought he was German, but he was French.
Listen, yeah, that's how I met him.
But how did you start?
how did that start?
Did you just go up to him and hit him with the line?
He came to pick me up.
He was a staff member from the resort I was going to be working at,
and he came and picked me up.
But he spoke with the foreign accent.
All I could do was shake my head.
I didn't understand the word he said.
I was really in love with him.
It was love at first sight.
Wow.
It didn't matter what he said.
So what happened from there?
Look, we got married.
Wow.
Yeah, I mean, let's say, we are divorced, but I've got two beautiful children.
We had an adventure, but the adventure ended, you know.
That's cool, though.
It was love at first sight.
It really was, yeah.
Well, that's a great story, and no part of you regrets it, because you've ended up with two lovely children.
No, no, no, no regrets whatsoever, yeah.
You sound fun.
My kids think I am.
Delia's got some stories to tell.
I bet you do.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Kakit.
Gakit.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
The hits.
Thank you, Grace.
We tore her away from watching the Football World Cup right now.
Who's playing now?
It just finished.
Thank God.
England won.
Megan's team was Congo in the sweepstake.
Well, they did really, really well.
Yeah, they did.
They got a goal against England.
It was 1-0 for a lot of the games.
Yeah, they got a goal in the seventh minute,
and then it took 63 minutes, and then...
You imagine the panic in the England room at halftime.
The coach would have been like, what are we doing?
They...
I hope they do bring it home.
There's a part of me that just wants England to win.
Same.
Even though you've got France and the sweepstack.
Even though, but my partner Jack loves England,
and just make my life so much easier.
I was mentally preparing myself.
I was like, if England get out, I'm going to have to call him.
I'm going to have to call him.
Welfare check.
I'm going to welfare check him.
God.
All right, now you have had multiple issues with your vehicle.
It makes noises and you ignore them for weeks on end.
And then all of a sudden, the car breaks down on the motorway.
This is just a backstory.
Setting the scene.
Valerie is a healthy queen.
Okay, don't out my car's name.
Yeah, Valerie, Valerie the Vitz.
Toyota Vitz.
Yes.
Hasn't, I was going to say it hasn't done you any wrong,
but it has.
It's broken down multiple times.
But you've got another mechanical issue
that you'd like to bring to the audience.
Well, I don't know what type of issue
you would class it is.
It was two days ago.
I woke up.
It was freezing cold.
Stombed up to my car.
Got in and then there was like
water on the inside of my car
on the screens on the front back.
And I was like,
I've never had this before.
Don't know what it means.
Because only the water's on the outside.
Was the window slightly open?
No, nothing was open.
And I was sitting there and I was like,
this is a big inconvenience.
So I had to use my jumper
to wipe down the water
so now when it dries it's all like dirty so that's a mere was that did you say water on the back
windscreen yeah both no front front windscreen and back wind screen okay well it probably means there's
something wet inside no but there isn't have you checked GPTed it no actually oh no wait no I did I did and it's
said to check your filter behind the I keep forgetting this word Ben what's the word oh glove box
so I took my glove box on and not not I know much about cars but we had this conversation yesterday
You know what a glove box is?
What's that thing?
And I was like, oh, I can get this one.
You know, steering wheels, glove boxes.
Handbrake.
Open up the motor.
No idea what's inside there, but the glove box.
You never sound cooler, mate.
If the filter's dirty, sometimes it can have condensation inside.
So I checked the filter, took the glove box out.
But the filter's completely fine, but the problem is, I can't get my glove box back in.
So now my glove box is just sitting on the ground with my car.
Now it's just a box.
Not even a gloved one.
So this is what we want to check out.
You are probably listening to the least handy show in New Zealand.
radio right now. None of us have any mechanical abilities.
What could be the problem with Grace's vehicle?
Are the car mats wet? Did you get in with wet feet?
No, no. Is there a wet umbrella? There's nothing wet in the
image. It's definitely condensation.
We're trying to eliminate.
Yeah, okay. So talking moisture inside the car, but just the windows.
Just the windows, front and back. I can't remember outside if I got us.
Lee's phone through. Welcome, Lee. Happy New Year.
Happy New Year. I actually had that happened in my old art.
in my old Audi car.
Oh, yeah?
And it was actually water coming down the firewall
and gone right through the carpet and all the electrics.
Oh, shit.
And the car is shut down.
Oh, what?
This is not, she does not need to hear this at 9 past 6th, Lee.
What's your name? Valerie.
Valerie, the vits, is not looking.
Okay, so, oh, okay.
So what did you do?
I couldn't do anything.
All the electric, all the computers and that wall fired.
So what?
Was it written off?
Yep.
Oh, R-I-P Valerie.
So maybe Valerie.
You need to get in before.
Okay, well, this is good.
This is a good start.
Not a great start for you, but great start for this phone topic.
4487 on the text.
Help us out this morning if you think that could be the case.
Moisture on the inside of Grace's windows.
Nothing's open.
Nothing wet in there.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
The hits.
In the meantime, we've got more pressing issues.
We cross live to the work garage.
Producer Grace joining us from her car.
Valerie the vits.
Welcome in Grace.
Hi, guys.
I'm a bit scared.
What's happening, mate?
She's going to die.
I'm just scared it's going to be something really, really bad.
Oh, yeah, financially.
Now, you just give us the explanation of what's happening to your vehicle over the last three days.
Pretty much.
The last couple days, when I've gotten up really early in the morning, cold outside,
but I've had water on the front and back window on the inside, like condensation.
Okay.
And now, no windows have been left slightly ajar.
No.
Megan asked you, was there any wet items in the car?
Any moisture that you know of?
No moisture I know of, okay?
Okay.
So this is the problem, the diagnosis.
We need some help.
Hannah, morning to you.
Happy New Year.
Good morning.
Happy New Year to give you guys.
Lovely to have you on, Hannah, making her way to work this morning.
You've had this exact issue in your vehicle?
I have, I have.
What was it?
What was the diagnosis?
Well, I've struggled with that for weeks.
and then finally one day
I found that I had this
baby swimming pool where my spare tire is
so I had the smallest little league
at one of the hinges of my boot
where every time it rains
the water seeps in there
and it just accumulates down there
so that's what some people have suggested
not the only person yeah heaps of texts
with that issue so the big one we need to pop the boot grace
okay I'm really scared
what if they're fish in there
What if it's so big in full order?
It comes flooding out of it.
To be honest, you probably want it to be this.
Because then it's not anything too serious.
I'm not electric or anything like that.
Okay, I'm going to have a look.
Okay, I'm opening.
I'm opening where the spare tire is.
Ew.
What is it?
It's all mouldy and wet.
Oh, Hannah.
Bingo.
You're all right.
How much do you charge for a call out there, Hannah?
No.
No, free of charge.
Thank you, Hannah.
Well, thank you, Hannah.
Thank you to everyone that takes through.
There we go.
Can I say I told you soon now?
I did say there was something weird in your car.
Yeah.
But how do we fix it?
You dry it.
Like a blow up, paddling pool.
Can you turn the car upside down?
Yeah.
No, but it's all moldy.
How do I get rid of the malt?
Why do it?
I don't want to touch it.
4-487 on the text.
Yeah, yeah.
And obviously, some sort of seal you need to get rid.
I don't know.
It's car stuff.
I don't know that.
He told you what a glove box was.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, thank you.
We're sold the problem.
Who's going to put your glove box back in?
I hope Troy is.
I'm looking at him right now.
Troy,
can you help me with my glove box?
That's why she took Troy over.
To put my glove box back in.
Producer Troy,
well, yeah,
he can sort that out next.
That sounds like a Troy problem.
It does.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
The heads.
Oh, yeah, we spoke to my dad, actually,
Kevin Boyce yesterday,
about his mystery emojis.
He keeps sending it me.
From time to time,
we got to the bottom of that.
but you were saying that he's done another internet first.
Oh, it really is.
And a remarkable achievement.
Kevin Boyce, we did a song with Kevin.
Jesus, it would have been about eight or nine years ago,
where we had Kevin co-lab with rapper Kings.
Very talented musician kings.
Yeah, it was great.
It was, you know, basically Kevin telling all his dad jokes.
He loves comedy, Kev.
He does.
He loves dad jokes as well.
Apple doesn't fall far from that.
Yeah, exactly.
So lame jokes.
He's handed it on 10.
Bad jokes become dad jokes when you become a dad.
That's one of the cool things about becoming a dad.
And then, so yeah, we did a song with Kings.
Pack for all these dad jokes.
Right, Mr. Kings tell us some more dad jokes.
At two-thirty you were sentenced to go to the dentist.
How was your trip?
I guess I see you next fall.
I'm hiding in your wardrobe.
It's none of your business.
My cat is sick you know what's not feeling well.
So just packed every line was just dad joke after dad joke as well.
We did it for Father's Day a few years ago.
And my dad had a great time.
He got to record.
We shot a video? Yeah, it was really cool, actually.
actually really special they got to do it.
I feel like he would keep in touch with Kings.
He'd be the type of person who would...
Oh, he'd seen him who would have to come up and have a chat.
Run into Kings and he'll have it.
Sit him down for 45 minutes.
Hey, come and have a cup of tea.
Yeah, he did that.
But, you know, my dad, I mean, it's on the internet.
The song's been put on YouTube.
And it's full of, we know it.
It's full of cringy dad jokes.
Yeah.
It is packed full of cringe.
So from the get-go, anyone not knowing the backstory behind my dad and kings and all that stuff,
would probably stumble across this and go, oh my God, what it was this?
Now, to be honest, I don't think I've ever gone on to YouTube to look at the video,
but yesterday just went on by chance.
And I was like, wonder what the volatile comment section is saying about this content.
You can't really trust the comment section in anything on the internet, especially not YouTube.
Oh, even like if there's puppies learning to walk.
We're like, boring!
This is cruel to the puppies.
We're so brutal on everything, right?
Yeah.
I think Kevin Boyce has done the unthinkable.
He has 100% approval rating, a better approval rating than Jesus, in the comment section of this video.
Now, we must also say your dad has been in the education sector for decades.
School teacher for many years, principal for many years, all over the country as well.
So, yeah, lots of people come up to me from time to time and go, oh, you're Kevin's son.
I'm like, yeah, I am, yeah.
Yeah, they love, and boy, the comment section.
First, in YouTube history, Kevin Boyce was my reliever teacher at school.
he's the best.
Oh my God.
Kevin was my teacher at high school.
Love him.
Mr. Boyce, best relief teacher of all time.
Ben's dad taught my science class.
My favorite teacher throughout my schooling career.
Kevin Boyce was my principal.
I haven't been a better person in my life.
Well, this is pretty, yeah.
Best principal ever.
None of it's about the song.
Any about the song?
No.
Kevin Boyce, in brackets, Ben's dad.
Went to my school, taught my class for the day, and he changed my life.
Oh, so the apple does fall far from the tree.
It does. It falls a long way. I haven't changed anyone's life.
We got Ben.
Screeze and screeds and screeds of favourable comments.
I've never had that.
John O'Chevin and Megan.
John O'NeNekevin and Megan.
Much better show.
That is, well, well, done Kevin, boys.
Oh, that's really sweet.
That's actually really nice.
Lovely, the impact he's had on people's lives over the years.
Yeah, I guess in any job you hope to make.
make some sort of impact like that.
I'm sure there's many people listening right now that has the same thing, but it's
cool.
And that's an open forum.
Like people could have said whatever they want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They could have.
And you can do it under the cover of a pseudonym.
Yeah.
And they still shows kindness.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
The hits.
Megan,
something that you've been dealing with for a couple of days.
Yeah.
I think I've mentioned it, but I've been talking to you guys about it.
I have had a full face rash since Monday.
Can I be completely honest?
Yeah.
If there is any chance for me to openly mock you on the airwaves, I haven't noticed anything.
Have you been?
No, I haven't.
Oh, he's far away and he can't see.
He probably can't even really see me.
Can you see me?
In high deaf?
Nah, not quite high deaf.
You're not 4K or anything.
Yeah, no.
I'm flattering.
It's like days of our lives.
Soft focus.
Soft focus, yeah.
John, I wouldn't say either way, though.
No.
But, I mean, I've covered it up with makeup.
Okay, we'll take the makeup off.
Then we can get a full understanding of what we're dealing with.
So I'm pretty rashy.
I've had so many rashes since I've worked with you guys
because I'm allergic to things, lots of things touching my skin.
Like metals and I can't put perfume on my skin.
It gives me a rash.
Why you said that, you sounded like,
you're making us responsible for your rashes.
That's, I'll be working with you.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I just mean like I constantly am talking to you about a miscellaneous rash.
I usually have to go back and be like,
what have I done to give me said rash?
Oh, you have to retrace, okay.
I've never had this before.
Full face, eyelids
everywhere, little
itchy, red, blotchy rash.
And I went home and I was like,
oh God, because my husband hears it all the time.
I said to Andrew, I was like, oh, I've got another rash,
but this one's a full face one.
And he said, since when?
And I was like, since bloody Monday.
And he was like, me too.
And he's not rashy.
He's not a rashy individual.
Not really.
So we are both, he's like, is it itchy?
I was like, yes, and we have
matching full face rashes.
Cute.
Was he coming?
That is cute.
And so is it something
that he's brought home from tour?
So we're like...
Sleeping on.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Because he was on tour for six weeks
traveling around the country.
Smoaching up a storm, wouldn't he?
Well, you know.
Would a bee face?
Oh yeah, I guess.
Smoo-hmm.
Okay, so what do you think it is?
So I've gone through everything.
I was like, have I been using a new product?
But then he didn't use it.
We've, like, thought about shampoos, everything.
Not washing powder on your clothes?
No, kept the same washing powder.
I usually try and keep everything the same for this reason.
And then we have stumbled upon one thing, which I think it might be.
What is it?
So I have moved into the satin pillow case thing because it's like, I don't know, good for your face.
What does it do, Grace?
I don't know.
It doesn't squish.
Doesn't give you wrinkles or whatever.
That's what the satin industry is saying, yeah.
It feels nice.
So we've had these satin pillow cases for a while.
And then I saw some on Timo.
And I was like, I'm going to get these on.
Ah.
And I got them.
Child labour pillowcases.
I know.
I know.
I'm allergic to child labour, it turns out.
And did I wash them before I put them on the bed?
No.
Oh, it's not wash them.
No.
Oh, that's a fatal.
So this is, um, this is me.
Don't look at me like that.
That's the universe saying.
That is.
Don't buy, don't buy child labour pillow cases.
Washing probably is more than the thing, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
That's probably what the universe is saying.
Yeah.
And also don't buy.
Do support child labour.
No.
Keep those hardworking kids and jobs.
Do you know what?
Yeah, it's taught me a lesson.
So now I'm at Chemrashy and I won't do it again.
I'm so sorry to the children.
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
The Hats.
SkySport tonight, a special doco on Dave Rennie hosted by
Patty Gow.
I joins us in the studio.
I love to see you again, Patty.
Oh, it's good to be here, guys.
Thank you so much for having me.
Can I, I have to tell you, I can't let this go on.
What's my little?
It sounds scandalous.
I put lipstick on your cheek
Thank you so much
I won't be out
I won't be to wash it off now
I won't be to wash it off
I gave you a hello smooch
and it's on your cheek
I'm so sorry
Can you turn the other cheek patty
Like that on the other one
I do you like it looks good
Thank you so much
I told you
It completes the look
A guy who's just arrived home
From a nightclub
This is quite exciting
You got to hang out
Inside
I mean, you had the All Black Camp and to be with Dave Rennie, the new All Black Coach.
It's going to be on Sky Sport, and then coming out later on three as well.
Yeah, how did you get access for that?
Yeah, I don't know, but I picked him up from the airport.
Your listeners won't be able to see, but I've got a Dave sign, you know, like the taxi drivers have.
I lined up at the airport, a regional, you know, because he was coming up from Parmy,
and I had this to meet him.
And we actually went for a drive through Auckland.
He drove me, and we recorded it all, you know, carpool karaoke style.
Yeah, I saw the clip of the YouTube just sitting in the...
car as you went which is cool it's like you know um when i was a teenager my mom used to do that to me like
try and talk to me in the car in the car facing straight ahead and you say more yeah so that's what i
tried you know that's what i tried to do with day i'm still getting how is your day good that's
that's the most i'm getting did get more out of reddy than that day ready just i did get out of him
you know he loves music and i think you know for an all black coach who who talks a lot about
brutality and all these kinds of things he's actually a very caring dude and a very musical guy and
he loves the film, the sound of music.
Really?
Yes, he loves Adel Weiss.
In fact, I play Adel Weiss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he loves Adel Weiss.
That is the strangest thing.
Yeah, I don't think anybody's expecting that from an All Blacks coach.
It's a banger, Adelweiss.
Yeah, it is an absolute banger.
Oh, is that Adelvice?
Yeah.
That'll be the first time this has been played on here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, I mean, it's, guys, it's not a banger.
No, John is like, it's a banger.
That's a catchy song, though, yeah.
Well, the reason I got onto that is he used to be a publican, Dave Rennie.
He used to run a pub in upper hut of all places, which, you know, is a serious, serious place to run a pub.
And I said, what was a pub called, you know, expecting sort of some name, you know, like...
The grubby arms or something.
And he said it was called the lonely goat herd.
Where did that come from?
And of course, if you've watched Sound of Music like you have been
multiple times.
You can coach the All-Banks.
You can coach the All-Bucby knowledge.
Got the Ford's coach, the back coach, the Sound of Music coach.
It's an interesting time for rugby.
It feels like league is really having its moment.
Yes, and then football as well.
And, you know, I think everybody...
A lot about the sports, you're right.
Sports, you know, people are loving their basketball in this country.
and I think rugby, obviously everyone needs the All Blacks to win.
But it's got a bigger challenge as well that needs people to stay in love with it.
So he's got a much bigger job than just coaching them to win.
And that's one of the things about why it's been interesting to interview someone like this.
It is a very unique job in this country and to get behind the veil, so to speak,
of the All Black coach and see some of his personality is something really new for me.
I've been doing this for 25 years
and to interview a complex character
like this has been pretty cool.
But also the fact that you have access
to a new All Black's coach
because like we often didn't get deep interviews
from them at least not until after their tenure.
Yeah, so to get in and get something deep
this early on, you know, I'm pretty lucky.
You've had Padagawa on Booz and Padagher on Pee.
Is this Patagher on Dave Rennie?
Yeah, it's actually not on
Dave Renny. This is not
Patty on Dave Renny.
That was the name of the show. Yeah, no, it's
Patty with.
Oh, no. It's Patty and.
It's Patty and Dave Reni.
And hopefully this is a new, yeah, I'm not with him.
It's Patty Ann.
So you have to be very careful with our name for this.
A bit of a rebrand.
Yeah.
Oh, Patty, it's always lovely to see you.
You're doing well on the wise, though?
Yeah, I'm doing really well. Thank you guys.
I'm being me and I'm having a great time out there.
It's awesome.
We'll get a photo, check that up with your Dave sign and we go.
