Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Ben Steps In as Megan's Assistant | THE GREATEST HITS

Episode Date: September 12, 2026

One year ago this week... After losing access to her laptop, Megan started treating Ben like a live version of ChatGPT!   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And now yesterday you were out without your laptop. Nice for some. They get work laptops to take home. You know, things that wind been up about, Megan. Her two loungers, fast past the Gold Coast on the movie world. The fact that she gets a car park downstairs. The privileges, phone, laptop car park, you know? Excuse me, middle-aged white man.

I've got to get up to speed with some privileges. You know, for a while there, we had you under a bloody glass ceiling and everything was just fine. I'm still banging on the glass ceiling. I've just getting some perks along the way. None of those get mentioned when they talk to us about. Anyway. I get all these things that don't have to pay me. I'm in the free intern.

Anyway, this is your dog legging guys. Megan's Perks, dog leg. Okay, so she was out of the, they're fixing a laptop. Because they fix it for her, because it's a work laptop. That's what I was going to get to, you know? Even Grace has a work laptop. This is on you. What I did enjoy, though, is, and to be fair to you, Megan,

I find that, you know, if you get your phone or you're without a device, You don't know what to do nowadays. Like your hands are just... Yeah. Sometimes I'm at the cafe or them out of phone. If I don't have a phone and I'm across the road, I just stare people in the eyes. And you know, like, we have lots of, like, groups and spreadsheets and stuff that we do on the work, like, Wi-Fi.

So my phone wasn't able to do all that kind of stuff. So I did feel a bit left out. You were all looking at your laptops in silence, and I was like, so, guys. Yeah, we're trying to plan the show and stuff. It's a bit lonely over here. And then she was used... Then she started using Ben as... a human search engine.

She'd be like, Ben, and they're flicking things with their fingers. Google that for me. And then I do it. And then she got down and do this with this. And I was like, well, actually, and I stopped. I was like, why do I keep doing this? Put that into chat, GBT and tell me this. Like with the hands?

I don't know why I was doing the hands. Just can you just do, do, do, do. There's only, my boss coming down and go, just one that movie here. And book me my three o'clock and get my dry cleaning. I'm like, okay. Can you just call, yeah, just call the dry cleaner. You're like, you've still got your phone bags. I don't reckon you bring your laptop in any day.

Just keep using bed. You kept doing it, so I kept asking me. Well, you're right. It was sooner for me to keep telling you.