Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Ben's Family Meltdown Over Gym Cards! | Itty Bitty Bit

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

A full-blown family hunt for two missing gym cards ends with a discovery nobody saw coming!   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But something's causing a lot of arguments at home at the moment. We all go to the same gym. Originally, it was just my daughters and I would go to the same gym. And basically the gym system works that they are the members and they get one card. And then the family can kind of share. We pay for access. So there's only two carts. My daughters have the cards.

And it was a good little system going when my daughters and I would kind of do it. You know, the fact that my daughters would not wear it on a lanyard. I was like the lanyard, we're never going to lose it. But they don't like a goofy looking lanyard, apparently. Do you have a key card? Yeah. It's like a little key card, yeah. Oh, you don't put that on a lanyard, you get geek?

Well, but I'm like, we're swapping it around and stuff. It's been handed round. It's not staying with one individual. Yeah, you're right. Because they were just put it in the back of their phone case and that's fine. Nothing makes you look more official than a lanyard. Thank you very much, Megan. Swiping in with a lanyards, a hell of a feeling, Megan.

Has this guy here to work out or is he from IT? Oh, my gosh. I don't know. So anyway, we had a system, but most of the time it worked all right between the three of us. But now my wife is back to the gym as well. So now there's four of us, but two cards. And this is causing a whole lot of debate. Because people will go to the gym and then forget they're in the pocket

and not put them in the communal area of a home for the cards. Because we go to the same gym as well, and we used to share a card city. And remember that time Andrew left, you'd leave the card in the bush. And the bushes, yeah. And I had to go through the bushes to get the car. You take a photo.

Is there a bush? Yeah, there is bushes. The bush option seems probably like the most. sensible one, Megan, that's a great solution. Get out there, put your card in the book. Yeah, because at the moment, we're all yesterday. There was all going around lots of things that daughters wanted to go to the gym. They couldn't find the cards.

There was things going around. I've left it here. No, I put it there. My wife's like, I haven't got them. They're in, you know. Put it in the bush. Yeah, put it in the bush. There is no reason for anyone to be ferreting around in the bush, apart from you,

because your card's in there. So no one will find that. You can call it the shush your bush. It's been the secret little bush. Well, yesterday we should have put it at the shushy bush. Because it was a lot of things going around. card. My wife's got the card. No, I put her here. We'll have, like, just check your back of your phones.

My wife had three cards in the back of her phone. Oh. I thought you only had two cards. Exactly. I said, where's the third one come from? She's like, she was talking her on the phone in real time as you opened up the case going, yeah, I've got three in the back of my phone. So the two of my

daughter's and someone else's, apparently. She's joined another family plan. I think so. Yeah, put one in the emergency shushaboo. Shushabush, I think it's a far better plan. Do they not give out, like if you wanted two more cards? No, it's always a one card system for the person whose gym membership it is. Yeah.

It's to make you pay for another membership, Johnner. To make it frustrating. There's a hook attached. Yeah, the Shushabushabush is a great idea.