Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - BONUS: Ben Meets Kourtney Kardashian... (Full Version)

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

The boys are on holiday this week, so we are replaying some of our favourite moments of the year! Listen to the full uncut version of when Jono (and a very good Kourtney Kardashian impersonator) pranked Ben into thinking he had the biggest interview of his life...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's cut it. See how this goes. Good luck. Thank you. There it is. So it's all pre-recorded and I'm just getting connected. So I'll just tell them. Will you talk to them?

Yeah, I'll talk to them. Okay, cool. Thank you. Hi, this is Alison from Hulu Promotions. Hi. Sorry, running behind schedule. Oh, no worries. Hey, it's Belle calling from the hits.

I've got Ben here for his interview with Kourtney Kardashian. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Give me a couple moments. I'm going to go grab her. She's been prepped, but I'll just give her five minutes. We're kind of running on tight schedule. We're trying to get a lot of promotions out here. So just five minutes, five to eight minutes would be great.

All right. Awesome. Thank you very much for this. Appreciate this. No problem. Of course. All right. Give me just like five seconds.

Thank you. Everything's recording. Okay, good. Everything's recording. Yeah. I don't think we can get a tight toe on this. Hi, good. Everything's recording? Yeah. I don't think we can get a take two on this. Hi, Todd.

Hello. Hi. This is Courtney. Hey, Courtney. So nice to talk to you. I'm Ben from John Owen Ben in New Zealand. Oh, my God. I love your accent. Oh, thank you. I love your accent as well.

It's so funny. We just don't hear people like that in Calabasas. It's just, it's startling. You know what I mean, Brian? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I'm very excited, very nervous about talking to you today. I mean, that's the biggest interview this show has had since we interviewed the guy

who had the world's biggest potato. So know you're right up there right up there with some potato and starch i love it no i'm so happy to be here you guys are just i mean so like where in new zealand are you guys i'm in i'm in based in auckland here at the hits radio station yeah i'm sorry what. What was that? I just, it's kind of hard to understand. Oh, sorry. Yeah, the New Zealand accent is not always the best. I'm in Auckland in New Zealand.

Auckland, near the top of the country. Oh, the top. That's where I like to be. All right. We're getting some exclusives right now. Now, keeping up the Kardashians, incredible 280 episodes over that. You know, it now. Now, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, incredible 280 episodes over that. You know, it's pretty hard to keep up with the Kardashians.

Have you watched all the episodes yourself? Honestly, I just feel like I'm just so busy. And it's just like we're just always filming, and I love when we're not. Yeah. So, yeah, we're like, here we are back again. Well, that's right. It's just like a lot, you know?

Well, because I had seven series of a TV show with my mate Jono. Jono and Ben, we only got seven series. So what's the secret to getting to 20 episodes? 20 series, sorry. Yeah, no, it's fine. You're just confused a little bit. Okay, sorry. Yeah, no, it's fine. You're just confused a little bit. Okay, sorry. No, I just, I'm not, I just can't give our secrets away.

I just, I can't answer that. You'll have to ask my mom. Okay, all right. Do you have a favorite memory from the 20 series? You know, because obviously there's been some good stuff. There's been some bad stuff. Let's focus on the positive. Do you have a favorite memory?

Probably, no. some good stuff there's been some bad stuff but let's focus on the positive do you have a favorite memory um probably no i don't there's just been so many i just i can't even probably just like having babies on camera right and yeah no i just i like, I feel like there's just too many to even pick one. Okay. I mean, I was driving into work this morning and I saw you on a billboard in New Zealand. Is it crazy to think that you are on a billboard in a country across the world? I mean, you couldn't walk down the streets without being recognized, right? I mean, wait, so you're telling me that you saw me in New Zealand yeah on a billboard yeah was the billboard like attractive I feel like I I'm just I cannot believe that I'm in New Zealand like I didn't approve of that oh but no when it was from publicity for your show it wasn't just

yeah that was publicity for keeping up with the Kardashians yeah I'm not yeah yeah no sometimes I just I get really surprised by like where my face is and I just don't like people seeing me that don't know me you know like it just feels weird so not okay so okay yeah okay so I'll not look I won't look next time, all right? Yeah. Yeah. Just like look down next time. Don't look up.

Okay. That's a very random request, but I love it. I won't argue with you, Kourtney Kardashian. Now, Travis Barker, I mean, you guys seem so happy together. It's great to see you together. I imagine as a boyfriend, he takes care of all the small things. Yeah. You know, I'm so sorry it's just you you said travis and yeah i was what are you are you okay no yeah no i'm fine. Sorry. It's just, we like, we just had a really big fight this morning and it was just, yeah,

no, it's fine. I'm so sorry. I mean, it's not like, yeah. I'm sorry. I just had a really hard day. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm so, I'm sorry. I won't.

I just thought it was a happy thing to bring up. And I was like, cause I know they said no personal questions. I cannot do this interview anymore. Like I'm and I was like, because I know they said no personal questions. I cannot do this interview anymore. I'm dying. You signed me up for this? I don't even understand him. What show is this?

I did not know. Hello? Sorry, are you talking to me or are you talking to someone else? I'm sorry. I thought this was muted. I didn't mean to offend you there. I was just talking about something that I thought was obviously good, and I'm really sorry.

We can carry on from Travis if you want. We don't need to talk about Travis. No, we just had a really big fight, and it's really hard to do press. Oh, I'm sorry. But everything is going to be, yeah, no, it's fine. I'll just probably have to call whoever is in charge of your radio and just give them a piece of my mind, but it's fine. I'm sorry. I didn't want to get things off to the right, on the wrong, you know,

on the wrong foot there. So sorry. Yeah. Well, hey get things off to the right, on the wrong, you know, on the wrong foot there. So sorry. Yeah. Well, Hey, maybe you won't after that, but would you love to come to New Zealand sometime? You know,

we'd love to have you here. I just, I mean, no, probably not. I like can't even answer that right now. No, I like,

I'm done doing interviews guys. No, I'm done done i just can't i need i'm so sorry you're the worst you're the worst publicist i cannot do any more interviews cut it off like i'm done hello court is she gone i'm yeah no i'm i'm i'm still i'm so sorry i'm just like like half crying i'm pmsing travis is crazy i can barely understand you like i'm tired oh um are you okay um yeah uh well let's let's talk about something else well Yeah, you endorsed a product in New Zealand a while back, a skin care line. Yeah.

What was it? Was it like sunscreen for protecting your skin? No, it was Manuka Honey. It was the Manuka Doctor. Yeah. That was my product? Oh, my God. I'm impressed that you know that.

Well, I was trying to research the... Am I late for the Kourtney Kardashian interview? Are you anything to do... What is going on? This is Andrea Lopez. Who said... She's the world's... What is happening here?

Kourtney Kardashian impersonator. Oh, my goodness. world's premier Kourtney Kardashian impersonator. Oh, my goodness. He's just not Kourtney Kardashian. No. Oh, this is crazy. Ben, Ben, literally, Ben, you're crazy, Ben. What? There's so many questions.

What is, what? Ben, I just can't even, you got so flustered, but I loved, I loved your interview. What did you say? Well, I got flustered because I offended you. I wasn't trying to offend you. But now I, oh, who's? Courtney Kardashian's way too good for this show. But the best thing we could get is a Courtney Kardashian impersonator.

Andrea, that was fantastic. Oh, I'm kind of relieved. Oh, my God. But also I'm very embarrassed at the same time. Jeez, you were good. Is this Andrea here? This is Andrea there. She's on the phone. Jeez, you were good. Is this Andrew here? This is Andrew there. She's on the phone.

Oh, hey, Andrew. How are you doing? Hi, Ben. How are you? I'm going a little better now knowing that it was you and I haven't offended one of the most famous people on the planet but also kind of gutted that we didn't have Kourtney Kardashian on the show. I prepared for a long time for this.

Look at all his questions here. You guys, you really, oh my God, and what's the highlighted part? What's the highlighted part? There's no highlights, that's for sure. None for me. That was just stuff to remind me if I got flustered, and I definitely got flustered.

I loved it when you were talking about the skin clear grunge. Yeah, hey. You guys, I knew I got you were talking about the skin clear. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I knew I got you when, when we got the, the skin, the skin, the skincare line jumbled up.

I didn't even know what I was saying for a while. No, no. I was just at once. You threw me when you started crying about, I was like, Oh God, Oh God,

Oh God. And after that, I was like, just end it. I probably could have gone a little bit bigger with the cries did the cries come across as real tears no they definitely did yeah they definitely did she's quite sweaty oh very sweaty red and very much like want to hang up on you right now but i just it's not nice to meet you andrea let's be honest i know i know they got you good.

I was worried about you. I said, now, how long did he really prepare for this? Because I don't want any hard feelings, and I respect the prep that you did. Oh, well, thank you, and I respect the fact that you pranked me really well. That's good. I'll be getting your back. Let's just all say we're all respecting each other. We're all respecting each other. Yeah respecter We're all respecting each other

How disappointing for the show that we didn't get Courtney Kardashian Not a respecter What the She's really good She is amazing You're amazing Honestly thought I was Tanking an interview with Kourtney Kardashian.

Oh my god. But listen, if that really was a real interview, you would have gone viral and it would have been the biggest exclusive ever. Oh yeah, but now, so you're saying it's not now, obviously. It's been a giant waste of your time. Yeah, it's been your time. We're paying Andrea. We're paying Andrea.

You're the only loser out of this whole thing. Thanks, Andrea. You're a legend. Ben, you can take a breather. I think I called you Brian. I hope you weren't offended. Yeah, I heard you say that. I was going to pull you up on that.

I was like, no, don't. Just let it go. If Korda Kardashian wants to call me Brian, that's fine. I was like, but that doesn't matter. Brian's fine. I tried not to laugh. Oh my God, that was hard not to laugh

because I know you wanted to correct me. I was like, but that doesn't matter. Hey, yeah, I don't know. You're brilliant,

Andrea. Thank you so much. Love you guys so much and I am obsessed with New Zealand. I'll come anytime. I know I'm not obsessed with New Zealand. I'll come anytime. I know I'm not Courtney, but I'll come anytime. We'll take it.

We'd love to have you here. You're awesome. See you, mate. Thanks, guys. Bye. Hey, thanks, Andrea. That was really good.