Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - BONUS: Ben's Bad Luck With Fortune Cookies...

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

The boys are on holiday this week, so we are replaying some of our favourite moments of the year! In this bonus episode, Jono and Ben reveal a little bit about themselves with their fortune cookie readings. The boys are back next Tuesday July the 26th from 6am! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, yeah, big weekend of moving, rugby for you guys? Yeah, no, last time you were moving you were saying tensions, relationship tensions were at an all-time high. How was the move over the weekend? I'm not going to lie to you, we had one fight, but it's okay, it's just stressful, you know what it's like. Who doesn't fight when you're moving? And because everyone's got like their little plan and how they want it, so it's just trying to work together and sometimes it's not really... It is, it's not a fun experience. Yeah, we're all good.

No, it's moving, let's just say it,. Yeah, we're all good. No, it's moving. Let's just say it. It sucks. I remember once my wife, she'd broken her ankle, so we had to move. And, yeah, so she obviously couldn't do much. And then I was like, I'll get my mate to come over, and he was dangerously hungover. So he was like, I was like, oh, this is it.

And it just frustrated me a whole lot more. I was like, mate, you've got to help me out. Oh, so he had said, yeah, yeah, and then turned up, and he was no good. You can never rely on your friends. Even my sister lived up here. I didn't hear mate, you've got to help me out. Oh, so he had said... Yeah, and then turned up and he was no good. You can never rely on your friends. Even my sister lived up here. I didn't hear a peep from her all weekend because you just know no one wants to help you. I don't want to help anyone move. I've said it on the record.

Our friend Jerry's like, I'll help you move. I'll take you to the airport. He's that sort of guy. But we've both got the arrangement of either of us are moving, no one's helping. Just pay for movers and try to do the rest of the job. Over the weekend, we went out for dinner with the family and I got a fortune cookie. And now

I always love getting fortune cookie. They taste delicious but also like I always get excited. What is the flavour of a fortune cookie? It's kind of like a wine biscuit. Yeah. They're nice, but my fortune now I'll read this out for you right now. This is my fortune. This is meant to predict my fortune. It said, you're a bundle of energy always on the go.

That's it. That's not really my fortune, is it? That's more like it. But you are a bundle of energy. But that's not my fortune. It's not saying I'm going to. But that's not a fortunate thing. If anything, you'd be exhausted all the time.

So I bought a couple more here now, Bill. You can have one. Oh, thanks. Did you buy fortune cookies or were these gifted to you? No, we bought some. We bought some because the kids

at the place we like going to. So you buy them at the end and they're like, yeah, a couple of dollars for a thing. So I wanted to see what your fortune is. See if your guys' fortune

is starting a short week. Short week this week is going to be any better than mine, which just said, was more like my... This feels like the beginning of that Lindsay Lohan movie.

What's the one? Oh, yeah, Freaky Friday. Freaky Friday. I love that movie. Mine was more about my personality rather than actually my fortune. You're a bundle of energy. Always on the go.

You will find a way to create the happiness you desire. Oh, see, that's good. That's a good fortune. That's a good fortune. That's a great fortune. You've got a lot better fortune than me. Yeah, you're going to be a bit jealous of mine as well. It says your present plans are going to succeed.

I'm just a bundle of energy. Well, you guys are off achieving stuff. I'm just like, oh, he's all good. He's always on the go. He's not doing anything. You guys are off achieving, but he's busy that being. Well, maybe the fortune was like, Jesus, God's got nothing in his future

let's just give him a compliment just say well done on being busy all the time for no good alright there we go Jesus is doing stuff but he's moving

nowhere for some reason you guys are doing a lot better than me well thanks for that Ben that's actually great start to the Monday made me feel a lot better a lot worse

sorry about my week