Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Bonus: Flashback Friday Spray & Wipe!

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

We look back at the infamous Spray n Wipe ad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We like to look it back Get a little bit nostalgic on a Friday And look at something from a few years gone by In Flashback Friday Used to be a great period didn't there Where there were just jingles for everything There was a song for every product You have a product they can write a song for it

You did that I did You did it for windscreen glass no for show us your crack was the jingle i wrote uh yeah i wrote a few back in the day for those but that's the only one that still exists what other jingles did you write oh that's like that was probably the one the most that would be the only one that's the most memorable one but that was like when jay-z had 99 problems bm boys had show us your crack but now my kids will hear a jingle on the end, they'll be like, did you write that one? But no, no, I didn't.

What about that one? No, I didn't write St. Pierre's. I didn't write that one. I didn't write, you know. It would have been good if you did write St. Pierre's. I know, I do like that one. You're going to love our sushi, St. Pierre's. But this is a great jingle from a few years ago,

you remember, Spray and Wipe. Yeah. Got a call from Susie, our daughter. Something had distraught her. Spray and Wipe Yeah Spray and Wipe So there's a few versions of this ad Same tune right But it was usually the one panicked lady That was like, oh, jeez, I've really let things get away with the knife.

So this is her daughter. She has an absolute flap. Some arsonist had burnt down the wedding venue. She's about to walk down the aisle, Ben. Yeah. She's like, what am I going to do, Mum? Mum, come back to Mum's house. It's an absolute, it's like a wreck, a homeless wreck.

There's spaghetti all over the walls. It's like they had a spaghetti speed eating competition or something. Things got wild the night before. Really, there was dirt smeared all over the kitchen. It was wild. And she's like, don't worry, I'll just, a couple of sprays. And I tell you what, the clean up job was remarkable. There was another one as well that was that they were bringing around a buyer for the

house, bringing around a buyer. And that was the same again the night before, another wild, wild party. Oh, Mr. Fry was bringing around a buyer for the house, bringing around a buyer, and that was the same again the night before at a wild, wild party. Well, Mr. Fry was bringing around a buyer, wasn't he? He was. That's right. She's like, oh, my goodness. But they got the house perfect within a couple of sprays,

wiped a few things down, and sold the house. What I like, too, about that one that I was watching is the – because the fire department were obviously called to the wedding venue to put out the fire. But then the firefighters were at the function back at the wedding venue to put out the fire but then the firefighters were at the function back at the spray and wipe house at the end. Surely they've got jobs done for them. No other fires in the

neighbourhood. We've got time to relax. Logistically I'm like surely there's a bit of clean up you need to do back at the wedding venue. But they're kissing the spray and wipe lady on the cheeks and all sorts. There we go spray and wipe. Get yourself get your mum a bottle of Mother's Day.