Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - BONUS: Our Hollywood Insider ENTY on Harry Styles New Love Affair!
Episode Date: March 27, 2023We catch up with our man on the ground in Hollywood, ENTY as he runs us through what Harry Styles has been up to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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The tea on Hollywood's A-listers.
Kardashians.
I have met every single one.
Exposing scandals.
She's not a good person, but either is he.
Digging the dirt.
Is she a diva?
Yes.
And finding out what's going on behind the scenes.
Yelling at cast members.
Yes.
It was a script.
No.
His identity is a secret.
But his stories have been proven right time and time again.
This is NT.
He joins us every week with the filthiest gossip.
We have to undergo a deep clean, don't we?
We do. Each time we talk to him.
Ante, come on down. Yeah, you know,
guys line up for your chemical showers
and you'll be feeling
much better. You know, I was
on hold with you guys and so
I was listening to your commercials and it's so
different than American
radio commercials. A lot of hair your commercials, and it's so different than American radio commercials.
A lot of hair loss commercials, a lot of premature commercials where you can have pills to aid that, and a lot of carpet.
I listened to like four.
There was one car commercial which you could never go any commercial break on a radio station without hearing a car commercial.
So you should get your salespeople on that. You know what I noticed about America?
Just lawyers. Lawyers advertising everything. Oh, yeah. Have you should get your salespeople on that. You know what I noticed about America? Just lawyers, lawyers advertising everything.
Oh, yeah.
Have you been rear-ended?
Oh, save you.
You know, have you been done over by your employer?
Oh, so-
Workplace injury, I'm your guy, that sort of thing.
It's everywhere, even on billboards, right?
The billboard industry in America would go out of business
if there was not a personal injury lawyer.
So what happens?
Let's say I get injured at work in America.
What happens then?
What can I do?
Well, it depends.
Like if you're at work, it depends what state you are.
There's workers' compensation laws where you're entitled to something.
Or a slip and fall like at a business.
If you're in the supermarket and you fall, then you get to sue the supermarket for however
many things. It's exactly what's kind of going on in a roundabout way with the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing trial.
So I could walk into a supermarket, I could trip over, do it on purpose,
and sue them for millions of dollars. You could sue them for your injuries,
plus pain and suffering, plus emotional distress, plus all this kind of stuff.
Now, you're only going to get away with it a few times before somebody realizes that you've been suing
because there's not that many insurance companies.
They call it a slip and fall.
You go, you slip, you fall, you get injured,
you should get paid.
The Gwyneth Paltrow.
You mentioned Gwyneth Paltrow.
She's in a bit of a court case at the moment.
It's something to do with something that happened
on a skiing holiday.
Someone was like, it's the whitest trial ever.
What's going on?
But it is gripping because it's on TV.
And then she has to take the stand.
She took the stand last Friday in this ski accident.
Basically, a man alleges that he was skiing down a hill and he had stopped.
And then Gwyneth smacked into him, knocked him to the ground, broke his ribs, gave him a concussion.
And instead of checking on him, skied away and didn't have a care in the world. And all she wanted to do, she was a huge Hollywood
star. Now, Gwyneth will say that she was stopped and that he skied into her and knocked her to the
ground. But he's suing her for $300,000 for his pain and suffering. She countersued for a dollar. She gives off very, I really don't care about being here
and all of your beneath me vibes.
So I see what you mean by the whitest trial ever.
Not only the snow, but also the activities they participated in.
Oh, and I think there was something, I might be incorrect,
but someone was like, stop me now from enjoying camembert.
There was some cheese reference as well that someone had put on
that was mentioned in the trial. Someone was like, this is the whitest thing ever a ski thing white people
would cheat oh anyway and all they needed to do was sail away on a yacht and then this is the
coldplay who she used to used to be with didn't she yeah the whitest band in the world uh enty
quickly before we go harry styles a late night pass session with actress and supermodel Emily Ratajkowski.
Behind a van in Tokyo, some little cretin was filming them from a distance.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on?
Well, this is what's interesting, because Harry is on tour in Japan,
and Emily Ratajkowski was there for her own personal reasons.
Emily has famously been seen the last few months with, say, Pete Davidson, Eric Andre, now Harry Styles.
She has said on her podcast that she just wants to casually date.
I don't know if you guys have watched the video.
To me, it looked like two 13-year-olds who were drunk trying to make out for the first time and trying to figure out which parts go where.
Oh, it was a messy canoodle.
I watched it last night.
I was reviewing it.
Messy canoodle.
They both lost control of that pash.
Yeah, and if you see Harry, you can see out of the corner of his eye,
he can see that somebody is filming it.
And so the whole time, his mouth and face are kind of turned a little bit to the side
because he's watching.
Meanwhile, Emily is just like, no, no, we've got to make out,
we've got to make out, we've got to make out,
which leads me to believe that perhaps she knew that the camera was there.
She is not shy. She is not shy about
making sure that people know exactly who she's with and what she's doing.
So she was making a face in one direction towards the camera.
Another rumor that's going to shock you about Harry Styles.
Got a wig. No, whatever. Don't start.
You're on this mission.
You're looking around.
You're like, all these people got wigs.
He's got a wig, Andy.
It's okay if you've got no hair, mate.
You don't have to shame everyone else.
It's a rumor out there.
Is this going to be like a weekly thing?
Whoever you have hair in before, we're going to talk about that.
That's what I mean.
He's like, oh, Harry's got great hair.
All right, Andy, we'll leave you on that.
You have a great week,
my friend.
And next week,
I'll make some defamatory comments
about who's got wigs.