Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - BONUS: The Best Call Of 2022!

Episode Date: August 4, 2022

Today on the show, Fiona called to tell a crazy story involving a condom, dog food and a limousine...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now we have Fiona on the phone who got something free from her company, but it all started with your mum not knowing about something. What was it, Fiona? The fact that I had a boyfriend that I was having some fun with. Okay, so they didn't know about this? They knew that I had a boyfriend, but they thought I was a good girl. Yeah, right. So they didn't know that you were playing board games with them. They didn't know

that you were playing hide and seek and all those fun games. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah, right. And so where did this lead? How were you keeping your romance alive? Well, my mum had to go and pick my brother up from a different part of the

UK. So my mum left and my boyfriend was waiting around the corner. So then my mum left, the coast was clear, my boyfriend came in and we played board games together. Oh, you and I, okay, good. Yeah. And then after we'd finished playing hide and seek, I said to him to put the thing that we'd finished playing hide and seek, I said to him to put the thing that we'd been playing hide and seek

into the empty dog biscuit box in the kitchen. So when you're playing hide and seek, sometimes you want to protect yourself, don't you? You want to have protection. Yeah. It could be raining outside or something. Yeah. Yeah.

So off he went and he did that. My mum came home with my brother, went to feed the dogs and the water protection fell out. Into the dog bowl? Yeah. Oh, no. So he had put it in the full dog container? Yes.

Yeah. It was like an unusual place for you to put it, but I guess you want to put it in there. Don't tell me the dog ate it or anything like that. No, no, no, because it was still up on the counter. So my mum was quite distraught, as you can imagine. And she went, oh, my God. And I went, how did that get there?

Good performance. My mum then assumed that it had happened at the production company the pet food company um and you know you just go seriously this can't go any further it really can't but they worked out the batch number of the box was when it was they had casual workers over christmas so they thought it was a vendetta um so then they gave my mom they took my mom in a limousine to melton mowbray um to show her the factory and where it could possibly have got into and she got a year's supply of pedigree chums. And to this day, she still does not know.

Oh, that is brilliant. Oh, my goodness. She's really escalated. The whole thing. Yeah. You keep your mouth shut through the whole thing. You're like, oh, God, now she's in a limo. Now she's going to the pet food factory.

Oh, God. Now someone's going to the pet food factory. Oh, God. Now someone's not getting their casual job back. Yeah, you know when you just can't admit because it's gone too far? It was too late to pull out. Yeah, yeah. On a couple of levels. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, and then I joined the Navy, and then that was it.

It was, you know. Well, you ran away to the was well you ran away to the Navy I ran away to the Navy yeah well thank you very much for sharing mate you have a great day yeah will do thank you