Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - BONUS: We Have Cracked The Code For Free Parking!

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

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The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. A lot of traffic going to be on the road around the country and the weather not looking the best for Long Easter weekend. How it's affecting you, we'll find out before nine o'clock. That was Sam Worthington, a wonderful broadcasting newsreader. Yeah. 800,000 people travelling this weekend at the airports. Yes. Oh wee.

It's the busiest weekend of the year. I mean, I'm guessing that's so far, right? Tell you who's going to be loving that. Bloody Dunkin' Donuts at the domestic airport. Oh, yeah. Hoofing out the donuts this weekend. I think I've cracked the code to free parking in parking buildings. You know, like the Wilson parking buildings and things.

The ones with the barrier, the arm barriers. Now, there's a small investment for you to have long-term gains. But I see motorbikes, scooters, you know, like mopeds and things. Who's charging them? Because they can just go around the barrier arm, park wherever. When they're leaving, just go around the barrier arm again. Or maybe, is it free to park? Must be.

Producer B Humps, you've got a moped. Here comes. Is it free in parking buildings? It's free in parking buildings. You just go around the barrier arm. Yeah. And that's a legal maneuver, is it? Well, he shrugged his shoulders.

It's like, yeah, maybe. Not in the eyes of Wilson car parking. But yeah, I was like, who's policing this? Yeah. Because no one's Because we park In a parking building They're all sort of

Littered over the Many floors of the Parking building I'm like They're just swooping In on the side Yes hello producer I'm free to come in

We've got some information It's free to park On the street On a motorbike as well Is it Yeah because You back your You know like

You've obviously got The ticketing tank That drives around Looking for the Licence plates But you back your Licence plate into the gutter So they've got no way to track. Free parking on motorbikes.

And I already have an unreasonable amount of jealousy towards motorbike riders. Get a motorbike. No, it's because I wouldn't be able to. I wouldn't look cool. I'm a erratic driver. Imagine me on a motorbike. I saw you riding your scooter this morning down the middle of the road. I'm like, what are you doing?

Yeah, I go down the middle of the road. You shouldn't be. There's no traffic on the road. So imagine me on a motorbike. You're just going to hit something. One morning, I'll say it now. What is the time? Okay, it's 8.43 on Thursday, 6th of April.

One morning, you come in here, your face is all going to be cut up. You'll be like, oh, yeah, I hit something in the middle of the road. And you smash your face is all going to be cut up you'll be like oh yeah I hit something in the middle of the road and you smash your face mark my words there you go said it now this is why I could never

have a motorbike I wouldn't trust myself on one not even an electric scooter you're faggot down the road on the scooter but the reason because you know I'm trying to

my point is my point is you're going to injure yourself because you shouldn't be driving the road that's my point is when you're sitting in standstill traffic and you see them just going in between the cars and you're going to injure yourself because you shouldn't be driving the road. That's my point. Is when you're sitting in standstill traffic and you see them just going in between the cars

and you're like, oh, motorbike riders have got it good. But you say you can get free parking too. Well, yeah, no. Well, no, it can't. And I'd never use it. But my wife's father, he's got one of those mobility disability cards. Because he doesn't have a car, she picks them up and takes them out places on the weekends and stuff as well.

So that lives in my car. But no, a more dishonest person than me could use it, but I'm like, no way would I ever use that. But yeah, I could see you. Can I photocopy it? No, no, I shouldn't even have told you about it. It sits there and it's only used when we take him out and about. You would never misuse that.

Because he needs some help to get to places and a wheelchair and stuff. You're a better man than I've been. Okay, so let's just say there's no parking anywhere. No, no, no, no, absolutely not. Okay, let's just say I have fallen on my face on my electric scooter. You're driving me somewhere. I'm like, look, mate say I have fallen on my face on my electric scooter. You're driving me somewhere. I'm like, look, mate, I can't. Would you use it then?

No, I'm going to say no.