Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Cheating in Buckingham Palace (again)

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

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at the radio station to a platform, Megan. Because you and producer Taylor, I mean, we've all been kind of talking about it the last couple of days, but mainly you two. We've been popping off. You've been popping off about the Royals spilling some royalty because Stephen Colbert, who hosts a talk show in America, he seemed to make fun of an alleged rumour,

and it is alleged, there's nothing being confirmed or anything about it, with Prince William. It's Ben saving his butt, allegedly, supposedly. Yeah, in our opinion. So this is a rumour that's been swirling since like 2019. i had heard it i haven't you but i guess i'm not dealing in rumor circles like the two of you yeah um but i when i saw stephen colpier do it i was like whoa he's brought it to the mainstream because it kind of always just felt like a salacious rumor to to see it in mainstream

and have everyone talking about it now makes me feel like there might be something to it oh yeah well so as you said before it's a very good point that if there's nothing to it you feel really really sorry for the poor lady rose that's been dragged into it yeah like should we do a whole quick back story of just the recent development i love jumping ahead and saying stuff so people are confused. They're like,

what's he talking about? In case you're not up with the tea. Okay, so this all popped off with Kate Middleton. She had her surgery, abdominal surgery, which we knew about. That's fine.

Is it true that none of her, well, very little people visited her? Yeah, she had a small group of people that were allowed to be around her. Even still, a small group. Which is what everyone's like, what's happening? If you've had abdominal surgery. I've been in the hospital quite a lot recently.

It's not a great place. I've been like, stay home. I'll see you when I'm better. Yeah, that's true. So she was in hospital for two weeks. So it sounds like some sort of serious procedure, right? Then she has not been seen since. They did tell us that we weren't going to see her until easter um but we just she's gonna rise again after her brazilian butt lift or she's been on the mask

singer there's all these rumors some wild rumors hey so many um and so then she put out that photoshopped picture um and where she did admit that it had been edited but a lot of people think that that had been put together from different photos of all of them. There was also questions about the fact that she wasn't wearing her engagement ring or any rings in the photo. And why would she? Like, actually, why would you not wear that? Could be getting cleaned.

She had surgery. Sometimes you swell. I'm playing devil's advocate. In the royal family, if she wanted her rings cleaned, they'd work around the photo shoot. You know I'm on board with you. I'm just trying to find you. Yeah, like, I was washing the dishes. Yeah, whatever, you weren't washing the dishes.

Exactly. In a photo shoot, she'd wear her rings. Yeah, so okay, I'm starting to buy into your theories now. Unless your hands are swollen, but keep in mind this surgery didn't happen, like, around Christmas, so she's not swollen anymore. And again, if she was swollen,

they are the royal family, I'm sure they could get it resized for her. Yeah. So one of the kids had a weird sort of finger cross thing going on. Oh, there was a whole list of anomalies. So she admitted to photoshopping. I don't know why she bought a bunch of it. She was like, like an amateur photographer, I like to edit photos. Well, she had to pretend that she'd put the photo

out. Right. So she did that and everyone was like, okay, right. It's an old photo. It had been put together. I think we can all establish that. But why? Why is the question? Now, this is where Stephen Colbert, a talk show host in America, comes in because he said something that you guys have known for a while. Get me out of the loop, haven't you?

In 2019, this started that Prince William had been having an affair with a woman named Rose Hanbury, who is a lady. So she's in that sort of circle and there are photos online of Kate Middleton hugging her. They are known, the families are known to each other, so he definitely knows her. Yeah, they work together in the royal circles.

Her last name is not pronounced how you think it would be. So she's Rose Hanbury, but she's like a lady of, it looks like Cholondale or something like that, but it's Chumley. Yeah. Pronounced Chumley. I get knocked down, I get up again. Is that it?

Or is that Chumawaba? Yeah. So here's the tea, is that apparently Prince William has been having a fearful wee while, but has got her pregnant and she has chosen to keep the child. This is again, we just to say these are rumors. You guys jump into conclusions that this could be a reason, again, rumors, but could be a reason why Harry and Megan, sorry, Harry and William are not so, you know, getting on as well. So it has been confirmed that Lady Diana's,

it's something to do with her, there's a big event to do with Lady Diana. It's been confirmed that William will go and Harry will only appear online with a video call after William's gone. We don't know who made the call, but they will not even be at the same function

for their mum together. Producer Taylor, now you get deep in TikTok and conspiracies. What are you thinking? What are your friends on TikTok telling in their foreheads? I think it's pretty clear

what's happened here. It's pretty spot on. It all makes sense. It all adds up. You reckon? Because think about Kate. She'd find out and she'd be at home saying, there's no way this isn't going to get out.

How embarrassing for her as well. Oh, it'd be horrible if that's the case. And then so she's gone in hiding and gone, stuff you and your family. Like, I don't want to deal with anything. Because there was that moment we heard where Prince William had to rush home for some sort of emergency with Kate. Yeah.

Remember? Yeah, I do remember that, yes. Some sort of emergency after her surgery, and we don't know what it was. And he cancelled a last-minute appearance, which they never do. She's been sick, man. Very unusual. I'm just playing devil's advocate. She has been sick.

She has been sick. She must have been breaking photo frames of their marriage around the house. And a lot of circles I'm on on TikTok are saying that, this is really sad to say, but she's quite shaken up by the whole thing. If it was true. Yeah. She's severely depressed by it.

If that's the case, it would be a horrible situation. Here's the other point, though, that Ben brought up, is that the woman that everyone's talking about now is, you know, essentially the home wrecker. She's the Camilla. She's been named. She's married as well. What if this isn't true?

Everyone's like, Rose Hanbury, pregnant with Will, having a baby with the future King of England. These things always end up being true. They do. Allegedly. Allegedly. How many times am I going to say allegedly? Like, people just don't whip these things out of nowhere.

Oh, but sometimes there are rumours that do circulate around, though. There's a lot of smoke around this one, though, isn't there? Okay, so you think, when are we going to find out more, you think? I don't think we're ever going to find out for sure. The family needs to come out and just be truthful. They threw Megan under the bus that much. Look at yourselves. That's the other thing.

Everyone's like, oh, they want privacy now. You just threw them. Exactly. Harry and Megan under the bus as much as you could. Exactly. They wanted privacy. And William's relationship with Kate is, who's the black cat

and who's the Labrador? Now, this is something else you've got off TikTok today. Great question. I don't know. I don't know. Just explain that to us. We're talking about it on our radio show today. So in a relationship for it to work,

the female needs to be the black cat. The male needs to be the golden retriever. What that means. It's the golden retriever, yeah. Golden retriever is the happy, like, energy, always fighting for the partner's attention, want to be around them all the time, playful. Yeah, the puppet, yeah.

The black cat, they know what they bring to the relationship, take it or leave it, who cares, you know? Yeah. So in this instance, I would say, well, after these allegations, it's clear that William is the black cat. So in that case, the relationship wouldn't be great according to your theory. No, no, not as strong. Because a female in those relationships needs to be the black cat.

Yeah, and I don't know what it is about men. Maybe they just, it ticks in their head where they're like, oh, she's been too clingy, coming on too strong when the female's the golden energy retriever. Oh, okay. So it's like playing hard to get. Yeah, exactly. Like an actual thing.

You always want what you can't have kind of vibe. Yeah. But prior to the cheating allegations, I don't know. I was just going to say, when you think about Harry and Meghan, he's definitely the Labrador. Yes, exactly. She's definitely the Black Cat. Yeah, right. Absolutely.

Yeah. And do you think that Harry is just like super pissed at William? Maybe he's known about this for a long time. Probably, for doing exactly what happened to his mom. Yeah. Doing what his dad did to his mom. Maybe he's annoyed at William, allegedly, supposedly. You went through other celebrity relationships today.

Yes, I did. Versus the Golden Retrievers. So a great one to reference is Brad Pitt, Jennifer. Yeah. Right? She's obviously the Golden Ret retriever in that relationship. He's the black cat. Didn't work.

Didn't work. But when he hooks up with Angelina Jolie, she's clearly the black cat. And I know it didn't work, but it did definitely work longer. Yeah. Like, we were just talking off air as well, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey. To me, I'm getting golden retriever vibes from her,

but I know that. Oh, you're right. So you're thinking on the surface she could be the retriever, he's the black cat. No, I think she has a persona of a golden retriever, but I think she's a black cat. Deep down. I don't think they're going to last because I think she's going to kick him

to the curb. Really? See, black cat energy would do that. You must think about this stuff a lot. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West. She's definitely the Black Cat, right? Yeah. Yeah.

But that didn't work. No, it didn't. Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker. Yeah, you're right. Or maybe he was trying to be the Black Cat in that relationship. Travis Barker's the Golden Retriever. Golden Retriever. Kourtney Kardashian, black cat, she loves herself

Autosexual, there you go Her words, not mine Benjamin Boyce, definite golden retriever Jean-Noah and Jan Yeah But that's good, it means it's going to work Your little puppy dog Just annoying

I just feel like I'm one of those slobbery Dogs that bring the tennis ball up to people that just come out of the house and put a slobbery tennis ball next to them and they're

like oh now I've got to throw this ball to this idiot dog for half an hour. You know that's me. Amanda's like alright

here's the ball away you go. I'm like oh I brought it back. Great work. It's me in that relationship. But hey it's going to work out because I me in that relationship. Oh, it's great.

But hey, it's going to work out because I'm like the slobbery dog with the tennis ball. Yeah. There we go. There's some theories. Interesting. Wild stuff you get from TikTok and wild stuff you get from the internet. And that's why we do the Wild Wild Web every week. We will definitely keep you up to date with all of this.

We're all over it. Don't you worry. We're very well invested in this. Have yourself a great weekend. We'll be back with more next week.