Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Do you wash your feet

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's Wild Wild Web!  Today we talk about the Kelce brothers and their foot hygiene habits! We dive into our cleanliness and find out who's the cleanest!     ��See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Wild Wild Web, do you wash your feet? That is the debate. Welcome to the untamed realm of the World Wide Web. A swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying and self-obsessed social media posts. In this digital jungle, Jono and Ben are your fearless guides. Leading you through the wildest parts of the Wild Wild Web. This is the Wild Wild Web. Welcome to the Wild Wild Web, where we like to discuss something that we've seen that's gone viral on the internet that's caught our attention today, Megan.

It's from Travis Kelsey, Jason Kelsey. They've got a podcast in the Heights. New Heights. Oh, New Heights, sorry. New Heights is their podcast. And they discuss whether or not you wash your legs and podcast in the Heights. New Heights. Oh, New Heights, sorry. New Heights is their podcast. And they discuss whether or not you wash your legs and feet in the shower. So Travis Kelsey, Jason Kelsey, both amazing American football players. One obviously in a relationship with Taylor Swift.

I really like Travis Kelsey. I know Megan, you're holding your reservations. You think he's too much of a party animal for Taylor in this period of her life, in this era of her life. But I don't think he's always like that. No, I don't think he is. When you hear him on the podcast, he's very much of a party animal for Taylor in this period of her life, in this era of her life. But I don't think he's always like that. No, I don't think I was. When you hear him on the podcast, he's very grounded and well thought

and a thoughtful person. But I love his brother too. Apparently his brother really backs him. Like he, I think he's got... His big brother, eh? Yeah, his big brother. Travis was kicked off high school football, college football teams

for stupid young incidents that you do when you're drunk and young. Don't give me more ammunition. He was young and drunk. Now he's a bit older. We've all been there. And so he, his brother, fought to get him back on a team. Jason did. Yeah, he vouched for him basically.

Who's older? Jason's older. He's like a big brother. He really does seem like a sweetheart. I wouldn't do shit for my brother. Anyway, I'll tell you what Jason doesn't do. he doesn't do shit for his feet have a listen it started with somebody saying jason kelsey looks like he doesn't wash his legs or feet yeah obviously who the fuck washes your legs or what kind of psychopath washes your feet what do you travis travis don't act like you i'm not washing my feet every time but after like a football practice like at st joe where my feet have just been like yes i wash my feet you're not washing no yes you're like everybody else when you look down if there's visible dirt on

them i'll scrub the dirt off i don't even touch my feet why the fuck would i wash my feet i'm not touching my feet unless i'm clipping my toenails that's the only time i touch my feet people are like oh you're gonna get this guy's got athlete's foot people don't even know how athlete's foot works it has nothing to do with washing your feet in the fucking shower it has to do wearing fucking soggy ass shoes over and over again that's where fucking mold and fungus fucking grows so it's very pretty i've never seen that hated of anything i love how he's like, Travis. Travis. So are you feet washers?

No. I would wash my feet, but not every time. No, I'm with you. But I would. I'd wash my legs, and then I would put my feet up, and then wash and put some soap in. Don't be a Travis and say what people want to hear. No, I do.

I do. Do you actually? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I would. I'm not lying. But I would maybe not every single time I go in the shower, but I would like when I come back to the gym. So probably once a day I'd wash I do. Do you actually? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I would. I'm not lying, but I would maybe not every single time I go in the shower, but I would like when I come back to the gym. So probably once a day I would wash my feet.

You don't need to wash your feet when you come back from the gym. I'm with Jason. Like the water goes down there. Also, all the soap and everything goes down there. Your feet are standing in the soap that you've just washed off your body. Isn't that the advantage too? Jesus was a big, big bloody feet washer, wasn't he? He was washing the feet of virgins and all sorts, wasn't he?

He was washing feet, didn't he? He's a foot fetish. He's like Jesus had a big bloody feet washer, wasn't he? He was washing the feet of virgins and all sorts, wasn't he? He loved washing feet, didn't he? He was a foot fetish. He was like, Jesus had a foot fetish? And she was a prostitute, wasn't she? Mary. Mary, yeah. Magdalene. He just loved washing feet.

He was a feet guy. He started an OnlyFans account. They were like, what's that? He was like, well, one day you'll be able to start one. Make some money. But right now. I'll invent it in the future, don't you worry. In the meantime, pass those grubby feet over here.

I'll give them a soaping. I imagine if you're walking around without shoes and stuff. Batten in or sandals. Like he says, if you have dirty where you can see the physical dirt, yes. Yeah, I get it. The legs sort of below the knee doesn't tend to get cared for in the shower. Thighs, yes, like quads and hammies. I kind of make it a routine.

You kind of have your little, you know, your manoeuvres. You probably just do an autopilot. Yeah. And it probably is if you do those in your routine or not. If you don't, then, like, yeah. My calf muscles and my shins are out. Let's all go and let's all go and, okay, we've hopped in the shower. What's your order?

Arms. Arms first, yep. Get the soap and have your order? Arms Arms first Yep get the soap Underarms Underarms Yep Um Undercarriage Working my way down

Yeah Working my way down Top to bottom Yeah I do love the squat And just getting under the You know Soaping under

Yeah Got it Got it Do you use a squat? A squat? I'm not full squat You're right A quarter squat.

Like a quarter like, open it up. Can't be a closed cave. Are you taking the nozzle off the shower to go up under or not? Afterwards, yeah. Give it a water blast. Just a squat to get to the ground. Well, not a full like. It's a quarter.

You need to widen the banks. Like a curtsy. Yeah. And then get under and then probably a curtsy. Yeah. And then get under. Then probably tend to the face. Yeah. Now you talk about it, it feels like the face should be the first thing you do.

Yeah, but you're not like... I feel like now I... You're not like rubbing the bar soap on your gooch and then on your face. No. But your hands have been everywhere. Yeah, they have. Dark places.

I should really just wash my face first now. So maybe I'll start doing that. Here's a question. Going to take a break from this shower banter and be back shortly. Welcome back. Soap or body wash? Would you go a classic bar of soap like John Pryor, who's had the same bar of soap for a while?

I like a soap, a bar of soap. Do youryor who's had the same bar of soap I like a soap a bar of soap do you but it's sometimes controversial but I feel like it cleans you better yeah

I like a bar of soap too I feel like that's really controversial only my wife and I would use that bar of soap it's not like it's going around so I just feel like the body wash is like

wasteful yeah I don't mind using it from time to time but it does feel like it's a lot more expensive and you don't get as yeah it does get puby there's a lot more expensive and you don't get as, yeah.

Does get puby. There's a risk of you getting puby, doesn't it, the soap? We know Megan's policy. I don't think it does in our house, it doesn't, no. You're not pubed that much. Oh, you haven't lived with my dad John Pryor. I grew up with a very puby soap. But I feel like if you did end up with it, that's your

responsibility as a soap person to get whatever hair off that you need to leave the soap in a good thing. Otherwise, you know. Can a stranger come over and use your bar of soap? No, that's your responsibility as a soap person to get whatever hair off that you need to leave yeah absolutely otherwise you know and a stranger come over unusual bar that's what i was about to say if you're in a flat you're not doing a bar so also like just be one person or your partner yeah like you're on sweet you and your partner yeah because you know you share all that anyway the next one which is a huge bone of contention for our friend jamo oh yeah which you flattered with him. Bath mat. Yeah, well, I guess you do need to pick the bath mat up,

but I'm not always good at remembering that. Ben would hop out. Oh, that's the thing. Yes, not even picking him up. You're right. Sorry. Yeah, Ben would hop out of the shower soaking wet onto the bath mat, then drench the bath mat, leave the bath mat on the floor.

Yeah, but his thing was about dry yourself in the shower before you get out. But I'm like, no, I'm done. I'm going to step on the bath mat and dry myself. And then most times I put it away. Sometimes I wouldn't. But his real problem was me drying myself out of the shower on the bath mat.

Get the excess water off. Stay in the shower. It just makes me, I feel like the shower's done. I'm out of there. I'm moving on with my day. You don't have long hair, but I also wring my hair out in the shower. Right. Makes sense. Stay in the shower. Because you stay like the shower's done. I'm out of there. I'm moving on with my day. You don't have long hair, but I also wring my hair out in the shower.

Right. It makes sense. And stay in the shower because you're dripping. You stay in the shower and you dry yourself in there. Yeah. And then you get out on the bath mat. Yeah, I'm done. You wash the dog.

You're not bringing the dog inside to shake himself off. Yeah. Also, your bath mat doesn't get sopping wet then. I know, but I'm just like, I'm done. I'm just out. I'm done. I don't need to deal with that bath mat now. Yeah, I'm done.

I'm moving on. Thank you, next. Yeah, exactly. Otherwise, you've got to reach need to deal with that. You're done next. I'm done. I'm moving on. Thank you, next. Yeah, exactly. Otherwise, you've got to reach around to get the towel to bring it in there. You move out. You can grab the towel. You move it. Ours is like an open walk-in thing, so you just have to.

All right. So maybe if I had that, it would have been, yeah. But it's like, yeah. I'll tell you one of the saddest, but most comforting things you can do is sit down in the shower. It looks sad. It looks bleak. If anyone walks in on it.

But it's actually quite nice. But it's quite nice. Especially when you're hungover. You you can do is sit down in the shower. It looks sad. It looks bleak. If anyone walks in on it. But it's actually quite nice. But it's quite nice. Especially when you're hungover. You're like, just sit down. I like shaving my legs sitting down. You shower beer from time to time, don't you? Drinking in the shower? Yeah, a whiskey in the shower.

Yeah, a whiskey in the shower. Yeah, a beer in the shower is good. I don't mind that. Especially at summertime. That's good stuff. My wife says, again, if you have M&M's in the shower, it's quite good because of the colours and you just get the chocolate. The colours, like, yeah.

She doesn't do it that often, but she was just like, that's quite cool. What if she just has fistfuls of M&M's in the shower it's quite good because all the colours and you just get the chocolate the colours like yeah she doesn't do it that often but she was just like that's quite cool what if she just has fistfuls of M&M's well you can have the thing and the colours will run but you'll get the chocolate

and it'll be all slightly warmer sort of melted chocolate then you can just eat like a child and get it all over you doesn't do it often but one day she was like

have you ever tried M&M's in the shower I just did and it was actually really good amazing that's cool I never thought I don't think she's done it since

but she's done it once. It must have been just sitting in the bathroom. She was like, I'll try that, and it was good. I just like the contrast of the cold drink with the hot shower. Have you ever had a sandwich in the shower? No. No, neither. No.

What else? Have you ever eaten anything in the shower? I don't think so. Not conducive to eating, is it? No, you'd have to But then in some ways it is Because if you Get dirty

It can kind of just wash it out You know So you could You could Just try not to get wet I guess would be the thing Yeah you get your sandwich wet Yeah

Do you brush your teeth in the shower Or out of the shower I don't make a habit of it Like my My toothbrush doesn't live in the shower But sometimes I take it in with me Because

Then again You can just like spit it out. And wash it off, yeah. I would always out of the shower for me, but I'm not against doing it in the shower. I just don't like, I know it's very unhygienic to leave your toothbrush in the shower. Oh, yeah, all the bacteria. Particles and... But also the particles are like, we've just got our sitting on a bench. Yeah.

All the stuff that floats around in that room. Do you keep your toilet seat down? Yeah, yes. So you put it down and then you flush? Yes. Because I've always, like, that's weirded me out when people flush with the toilet open and then your toothbrush is right there. Yeah, no, keep that locked in.

You definitely sprain poo particles. Yeah, keep that locked in. Bathrooms. How long is it? Okay, so on an average day, what would you be spending minutes-wise? So you're starting your routine and you're fully done with the shower. Oh, with the shower. I reckon about 15 for me.

Oh, from start to finish? Yeah. Yeah, mine's about 20. Yeah. Unless I have to do an everything shower. I'm quite long. Oh, no, I'd be in and out in, well. I would say out of the shower by five in five minutes. Definitely three to five minutes.

Good Lord. He's efficient. I've got to shower twice a day because I always go to the gym in the afternoon. But you don't linger doing anything. No, I'm like, yeah. Get it done. Yeah, get it done. In and out.

I mean, I enjoy a shower. Someone's nice and I'm like, oh, keep moving on. It's weird how similar the both of you are to my old co-hosts. You each take a role. It's quite weird. All right. So of you are to my old co-hosts you each take a role it's quite weird alright so who was out of the old co-hosts Fletch and or Vaughn

who was the longest showerer it would be Vaughn probably with you Fletch seems like a get stuff done guy I really enjoy a shower I love getting clean in the shower

don't need to linger stuff to do stuff to do it's nice and then I'm like I'm done imagine if you and Fletch did a show together

sheesh it'd be over done within about 30 minutes great we're done this podcast needs to wrap up guys so stuff to do stuff to do

we've got stuff to do alright well thank you so much for listening appreciate it go and have a wonderful day and we will return tomorrow