Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - FULL: Auckland Has Officially Broken Up With The Rest Of The Country...
Episode Date: August 31, 2021Hello friends. On today's show, we broke up with the rest of the country... We had to make a tough call to Christchurch to officially end things. It was tough. Breaking up is never easy. But sometimes... it's just gotta be done... Pray for us. We also rewarded another essential worker, what we like to call "Iso-Legends" thanks to our mates at Skinny. All that and more on today's poddy! Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kia ora.
It's John Owen Ben here.
The 1st of September, Wednesday, the 1st of September, Wednesday the 1st of September 2021.
Spring's here, yeah.
What is spring?
It feels like it's the opening act for summer.
It is, yeah.
It's the one year you can arrive halfway through before the...
You don't care too much about it, yeah.
You're right, you're right.
What did I miss? Oh, not much.
You know, it's getting better.
It's getting better.
How long until summer's here?
Oh, you know, that headline is coming soon.
Can I go get a drink?
Yeah, you've got time.
You've probably got time.
Yeah.
Should we stay and watch these guys?
No, they're okay.
I mean, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it's pretty much that is the idea.
Now's the time you go to the toilet, get a drink, get yourself comfortable.
Get yourself all sorted for summer, yeah.
Yeah, you're dead right.
Dead right.
I was going to talk to you about
oh yeah, listen, we had
an interview that fell through last night
and both of us at PrepDy just
finished reading, got deep into this man's
hole of information on the internet.
Oh yeah, it's kind of a shame the timing didn't work out for this.
I was looking forward to talking to him. Jake Johnson, not to be
confused with... Jack Johnson.
The musical artist. Now you know Jake
Johnson. New Girl, a Now, you know Jake Johnson.
New Girl, a huge show, and he was one of the main characters in Nick,
but he's also been in 21... So, Deschanel?
Yeah, she was in that, yeah.
I learned that last night in my...
Yeah, no, it was an awesome show.
He's also been in 21 Jump Street, Jurassic World.
He was the voice of Spider-Man in the animated movie they had recently,
and he also was with Tom Cruise in The Mummy.
Now, I'd hate for your good work to be put to waste.
Yeah.
Do you want to ask me the questions you were going to ask Jake?
Oh, yeah, I could do some of that.
Yeah, well, what I found interesting,
I mean, you can probably talk more about this thing
as you film the movie,
is it was filmed during the pandemic
and you wrote it with the director.
You also paid for it.
Is that why there was only 10 people in the crew
and you shot pretty much your scenes over 10 days?
Yes.
Okay, well, not a lot of back.
He seems like a lovely person,
but more back and forth, but okay.
Okay, next question.
The movie looks really sweet,
but it is, you know, the story is your mum,
who you didn't really know, she dies.
You move to a cabin that was hers in the middle of the woods, and you have to
get her inheritance by
completing her dubious to-do list.
Yes.
Speaking of your mum's
to-do list, you also met your mum's lover, who
was on her to-do list.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Now, here's another little interesting
fact. Now, there's another great show called The Good Place.
Now, the lady who played Janice in The Good Place.
I don't want to talk about another person.
No, no, but she was the main character in this movie.
Yeah, but I'm here promoting.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Talking about your movie called Ride the Eagle.
And she was the main character, but you've never met her.
You've never met her.
You've done all your scenes over Zoom and FaceTime because it's a pandemic.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
We'll play.
Think about the dog.
Chano and Ban.
Chano and Ban.
Okay.
Time.
You're sorry.
Your time is up.
Two more things.
New Girl.
New Girl.
One last question.
I forgot.
New Girl.
Taylor Swift and Prince had cameos on New Girl.
Talk about that.
I'm not talking about my previous projects.
What about Tom Cruise? You did a stunt. Okay. Time's up. Thank'm not talking about my previous projects. What about Tom Cruise?
You did a stunt.
Okay, time's up.
Thank you for your interview.
You did a stunt with Tom Cruise and the mummy
and you hurt yourself.
Hey, nice to meet you.
And Tom Cruise said to yourself,
you hurt yourself and the mummy.
And Tom Cruise was like,
are you acting injured or are you injured injured?
Remember that?
I remember that.
Talk about that.
Jeez, you've done a lot of good work there too, Ben.
He convinced his mum that he'd,
he learned Spanish as well too. I watched that on James Corden
So his mum was like
You need to learn Spanish
And so she gave him all these textbooks
And kind of left him to it
And then he would just pretend that he knew
They'd watched some TV shows in Spanish
And he'd be going
Oh, she's saying that she needs to go to the doctor
And he's saying that this
And mum would go
Wow, you're so good
Totally having no idea what people were saying.
Yeah, you can never leave kids to do anything.
Don't trust them.
I mean, the moral of that story is don't trust children.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, to be honest, Oscar's doing his schoolwork at the moment.
I think he's doing a good job.
We shut him in a room for five hours a day, and he comes out, he's like, it's all done.
It's all done.
Yeah, that's true.
So it's a shame we never got to do that interview.
But hey, we got to do that with you, and you weren't very talkative.
But enjoy the podcast, because we achieve a dream of mine today
to get 10 out of 10 on the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.
How do we go? We'll find out.
Going hard and ooley.
Go hard, go ooley.
Go hard and ooley.
Hard and ooley.
Go hard.
With Jono and Ben.
New Zealand's breakfast.
And now, as of 11.59 last night, the team of 5 million became the team of, well, probably not quite 5 million
because everyone south of Auckland has moved to Alert Level 3, whereas Auckland and Northland at the moment are Alert Level 4.
And that means down south of us, they can get takeaways, they can get contactless pickup, delivery.
They're a better class of New Zealander, aren't they?
There's no two ways about it.
Actually, to be honest, I know it's only been two weeks and a lot of people were missing takeaways.
The last thing my lockdown body needs is takeaways to open up.
So I'm kind of secretly thankful because, I mean, look at me now.
Imagine if all your favourites, the Big Bangers were open, Ben.
Imagine what I'd look like then.
It's kind of like a bit of a breakup with the rest of the country, isn't it?
Yeah, and so we're going to officially break up with the remaining part of the country that's in Level 3.
We're going to go through to Christchurch now.
It's going to be sad, it's going to be emotional.
Just a word of warning.
Mobile, Madras, Nina speaking.
Oh, Nina, it's Jono and Ben calling from the Hits radio station.
You there?
Yeah, seriously?
Yeah, it is.
It's Jono.
We're just ringing because it feels like we're breaking up.
How are we breaking up?
Well, because we're going, we're going to stay at level four.
You guys are going to level three.
We're breaking up.
We are.
Listen, it's not you.
It literally is all us.
It's us.
It's all on Auckland.
You've done nothing.
Yeah.
You go off and live your life, okay?
Thank you.
We will.
Yeah, you can see other people.
You're still socially distanced, but you can get takeaways.
You can get coffee.
You can do that.
Lucky us.
Yeah, I know.
We're just on different levels. I know this is hard to come to terms with, but you can get takeaways, you can get coffee, you can do that. Lucky us. Yeah, I know. We're just on different levels.
I know this is hard to come to terms with, but it's not
working out.
It's a bit of both of us, you know?
One of us knew how to play the game
and everyone didn't. We're just at
different stages of life, you know?
You guys need different things than we do.
We grow apart. Our islands are just
distancing. I understand. We'll stay friends.
We'll stay friends, eh?
Of course.
Yeah.
Once you guys get to level three, come and see us.
Yeah, right.
But it seems like one of those things that you're going to say to us and, you know, are we ever really going to remain friends?
I hope so.
Yeah.
But then, you know, we might get to level two and you guys get to level three.
I mean, who knows?
It's going to take some time.
We're ships in the night, aren't we?
It's just that time, you know?
Yeah.
I'll tell you what we'll do for you, though. We'll give you some help, eat some vouchers so you can get some, because you can get takeaways. We're ships in the night, aren't we? We are. It's that time, you know? Yeah. I'll tell you what we'll do for you, though.
We'll give you some help, eat some vouchers so you can get some, because you can get takeaways.
We can't use them.
Oh, that's awesome.
There you go.
Think of us, all right?
Because we can't have them.
Oh, that's very kind.
You know, you're very gracious.
Yeah.
You're taking this well.
Well, you know, it's tough.
It's tough.
It's emotional.
If you love them, set them free.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
The rest of everywhere below us, below Auckland,
you can have it.
It's all, you're on your own.
Oh, thank you.
Well, Auckland's always said it's above the rest.
Hey, look, up until this point,
you guys were always above us, so.
And we still are.
Hey, hold the line, we'll grab your details,
and we'll send you out some pizza.
Awesome, thank you.
Another day at home with the kids.
Little tip, it's called parenting, not babysitting.
Jono and Ben, New Zealand's breakfast.
Hey, last night
after dinner, this is post dinner,
so sat down,
I've done the dishes,
done my duties, sit on the couch,
and then
Oscar, my son, goes, where's the TV remote?
And have you ever lost a TV remote?
Yeah.
It's a blame game.
Everyone's pointing the finger, shifting the blame.
I was getting the blame.
I was blaming him.
He was blaming his sister.
Then he went back to mum, came back around to me.
Yeah.
And he started accusing everyone.
Yeah.
And no one ever believes it.
I think I saw it on the internet, but no one ever believes it.
It's like, are you sitting on it?
And you're like, yeah.
And you're like, you have to get up and prove that you're not sleeping.
No, I'd know if there was a TV in my bottom right now.
But no one ever trusts you, right?
They're like, get up, get up.
Prove it.
I'm locked underneath me.
Lift the pillow up.
Yeah.
And so it was just a huge, it was like a murder mystery.
Everyone was sort of pointing the finger as who's the TV remote.
And so it got to the point where we're like oh we're never going to find it and you know we don't place enough importance on remote controls but boy oh boy
you notice it when it's gone yeah because you have to get up you have to get I just get up and walk
three to four places to physically change it on the television my friends had a flat and uh for a
while there and they had a pool cue because they lost their remote,
and they would just sort of lean from the couch
up towards the TV.
Oh, and poke it.
I was like, you just sort of poke it.
I was like, yeah, because they were like,
I don't know whether it's...
This is the ultimate height of laziness.
I know, exactly.
And the time it probably took to get the pool cue
on the button.
Oh, yeah, it was such a...
You're like, that channel, no, no, keep going.
You're like, oh.
So what you end up doing
is you end up watching TV
like it's the 1990s.
You're sucking up
all the commercials,
you're watching it down
in real time.
Old school,
baby.
Just because you can't
be bothered
is changing the channel.
Yeah.
But then,
never guess what
happened this morning.
Well,
you found it,
obviously.
I put my jacket on,
my big orange jacket,
and it was in the pocket.
So what I've done, because I felt it as I was just leaving out the door,
and I was like, okay, well, this is a situation.
Clearly, I've put it in my pocket for some reason.
And so I've just put it under the couch.
So you can just see the tip of it.
So someone will be like,
oh, it was there the whole time.
Unless they're listening right now.
They never listen.
They don't even catch up with the podcast.
Sometimes I get over radio and I'm like,
we'll sit down and listen to Dad's podcast.
That's what you could have done last night.
Turn the TV off and listen to the podcast.
So yeah, hopefully I've surreptitiously done that
enough that they don't click onto the fact.
But I'm pretty sure we even lifted up the entire couch.
Right.
So I'll be like, oh, Claire, someone's had a bad look.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The remote is back.
It's back.
After 8 o'clock, as we mentioned before,
we're going to try and get 100% on today's New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.
We want to do it.
Well, this is a dream of yours.
Yeah.
You know, some might say maybe you should just dream of doing a good radio program.
But no, we're going to try and focus on the quiz this morning.
It's after eight on the hits.
New Zealand's breakfast.
This is Jono and Ben on the hits.
Jono, good morning.
Welcome along to the show.
And if you're out, if you're anywhere from Auckland South, well, it's a big day for you.
Today's the day you can safely have takeaways again.
Takeaway coffee, takeaway pizza, KFC, McDonald's.
It's all open again.
Welcome to the good life.
I know.
Yeah.
If you've had any, because last night, midnight, things opened up.
I was reading about a dessert store in Hamilton that opened at one minute past midnight last night
and had 60 people lined up.
Wow.
Obviously spaced apart within 15 minutes.
You know, so people were really, really missing takeaways.
If you've already had takeaways, a takeaway coffee,
a takeaway burger or anything, or you're off to get one today,
we'd love to hear from you.
4487 on the text.
Brag, brag, because we can't get it for at least another two weeks.
The thing that I'm always, it's only been two weeks.
It's only been two weeks without takeaways.
But you must be missing Fish and Chip Friday.
But I'm not like
yeah I'm surviving. Yeah right.
Maybe in another two weeks I'll be in a whole other
I'd love a takeaway. I'd love a
cafe coffee.
You know in the weekends you're like oh it's just
me having to cook again.
I'm sick of my own cooking.
What are you doing in the flat, Ju?
We just cook our own meals, but I've always been,
I'm not like a huge takeaway person as it is,
so I'm kind of like okay.
Occasionally I'll just love a bit of burger fuel,
but I'm actually all good because I'm used to cooking a lot anyway.
There's something about, people love spending money too, don't they?
Yeah.
Which is strange.
Just got to go out and swipe that card.
I got an exciting show coming up.
We're going to try and nail the New Zealand Herald online quiz after 8 o'clock.
No Googling.
No Googling.
Just using nature's Google, our brain.
Haven't even looked at today's daily quiz.
We'll look at it with you guys after 8 o'clock.
And we'll try and work our way through.
As you say, no Googling. You can
call through with answers. Yeah. But we're going to
get 10 out of 10. That's the goal. If we
don't, we'll come back tomorrow
and the following day.
Try and get 10 out of 10 in the Daily Quiz.
We need your help this morning. It is the hits.
You got Jot on, Ben.
Rise and shine. Time to start the
um, who are we kidding?
We're not the boss of you. Jono and Ben, the hits.
The moment and the hits after 9 o'clock each day.
We're doing the noughties taking on the nineties.
We're looking at the biggest, well, it's basically the most popular era,
the 1990s or the early 2000s.
Here we go.
Jono's internet wormhole.
And one artist who has spanned across both generations that I got lost into a clickbait article on yesterday,
the internet wormhole,
is a man who's released 72 singles,
had multiple number ones.
He's worth $825 million.
He's the second richest rapper behind Jay-Z,
third's Dr. it's puff daddy so
how many singles he had he's 72 so this i'd only been able to name about three or four i mean he
was a producer as well right does that count maybe it does probably does yeah yeah owned a record
label obviously he's got other various business interests and so these are it was an article on fun facts for kids about Puff Daddy.
For kids?
Okay.
Fun facts for kids.
Now, that's the title of the article.
However, the first fun fact for kids about Puff Daddy is his dad was murdered when he was six years old.
So not much of a fun fact.
I wouldn't put that in a fun category.
It's horrible.
Horrible.
Yeah.
But here's the really interesting thing about this terrible story, this tragic story,
is he grew up thinking that his dad had died in a car accident until he was like 20.
Oh, really?
His mum had always said, your father died in a car accident.
And then he was like, something doesn't quite sit right with me.
So then he went to the public library and got into a wormhole and looked up
in a newspaper and his dad was actually
killed in a drug deal gone wrong.
Oh jeez. But he said he wasn't
angry because he knew his mum just
wanted him to think that his dad
was... So that's a
lovely gesture. Yeah, you're right.
Fun fact for kids about Puff Daddy. Far out.
That's number one.
Second one, his mum was a supermodel.
Did you know that?
I didn't know that.
Why would you know that?
No, I didn't.
I didn't know that.
Why would you research Puff Daddy's mum?
He got his nickname Puffy.
He's had six different names.
Diddy, Diddy, Not.
Yeah, P. Diddy.
Pitty, Diddy, Dizzle.
Got his nickname Puffy because when he was younger,
he was a bit smaller and he was always puffing out his chest in the playground
so he wouldn't get beaten up.
Fun fact for kids about Puff Daddy.
I thought maybe like puffer jackets from Kathmandu or something like that.
Which are very comfortable.
Yeah, they are.
Some celebrities are big, but Puff Daddy, or Diddy as he's also known sometimes,
is bigger and he knows it.
One time he went to a party.
I thought you were doing a school speech on Puff Daddy.
Sounds like the beginning of a rant.
Did you know that Puff Daddy is so big that he went to a party once
and threw his keys at Selena Gomez and said, park my car for me.
He thought she was the valet.
Really? And she's like, well
he's puffed out, so she did.
Oh, you would, right?
I mean, if Puff Daddy came, dear you'd be like...
That happened to us with Willie Jackson.
That's right. Oh yeah, because we were filming
and he needed... We were filming Willie Jackson.
That's right, we were filming and he needed to come into work
and we were taking over the whole car park.
And so he needed to rush into work.
He was in a right fluster, wasn't he?
He was like, I'm going to go in because someone parked my car.
And he just threw his keys at me.
He was like, hey, we'll park your car, we'll eject you.
No worries.
Then he came out and he was like, oh, I'm sorry.
I was just in a rush.
I was in a flip.
Fair enough.
We did take over the whole car park.
But there was nowhere he could park.
I mean, he was running late.
And we were like, these guys.
So yeah.
Things really went up a level when I scratched his car
when I was parking it by accident.
And the final fun fact
about P Diddy
is in 2004
he was the official person
to carry the Olympic torch
running through the streets
of New York
did he?
wow
I love that
that was good
so those are fun facts
for kids about Puff Daddy
oh yeah
were they fun?
did you enjoy them?
first one no to be honest.
It was quite dark.
Interesting, though.
Yeah, interesting.
It wasn't fun.
But, yeah.
Then things started to lighten up for the supermodel.
Yeah, a little bit.
You know, Selena Gomez came into the mix.
That was interesting, yeah.
I still wouldn't be able to recognise P. Diddy, though, if I saw him.
Really?
No.
So, like, you're telling me these facts, and I'm like, oh, yeah, they're great, but I don't
know who he is, really.
Is that disappointing?
No, not really.
We always get disappointed with Juliet for not knowing stuff, but she was born in 1998.
So you can't hold that against anyone.
Oh yeah, I vaguely recognise him.
You vaguely recognise him?
Oh my God.
What the hell?
Well, you might vaguely recognise his music today in 90s versus noughties.
He's going to be featuring after nine.
Number one hits. We're looking at who's had the best versus noughties. He's going to be featuring after nine. Number one hits.
We're looking at who's had the best number one hits from either decade.
We'll do that after nine.
It is the hits.
The show where the masks make them look a whole lot better.
Can't say this battered up old face yet.
Jono and Ben, New Zealand's breakfast.
It is the hits.
Jono and Ben on your Wednesday morning.
Yesterday we were talking about the Paralympics,
and Sophie Pascoe was, you know, a little bit upset that she got bronze.
You were happy with it for her, though.
Oh, yeah, I was.
But overnight she got a gold, claimed her 10th gold medal last night.
So that's 18 in total.
Yeah, it would be now.
100 metres freestyle, and what a moment.
Sophie Pascoe, has she got the energy?
Has she got the stamina, the endurance?
She's certainly got the determination and character.
Is Sophie Pascoe going to win that historic 10th Paralympic Games gold?
She does so here.
Sophie Pascoe joins a very elite club.
Yeah.
There's only fewer than 40 athletes who have accomplished what she has.
There's an amount of medals there.
She's got 10 medals at the summer games.
Ten gold medals, sorry.
Seven silvers, one bronze.
Wow.
How good is she?
So there you go.
She was gutted with a bronze.
I mean, if you've got that many medals,
a bronze probably doesn't mean much.
Yeah.
You know, if you've got so many golds.
But then you've got kind of the set in some ways.
You've collected the whole,
like when you do those supermarket promotions, Ben.
That's right.
You get heaps of one and not another. You got all those dominoes in the end the whole, like when you do those supermarket promotions, Ben. That's right. You get heaps of wine
and on the other end,
you know, finally.
You got all those dominoes
in the end, though, didn't you?
You finally get Nala
from the Lion King.
You're like, yes.
It's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same
as Olympic medals.
Well done, Sophie.
That's really awesome.
The team's doing so well.
Yeah, it is.
That was awesome, eh?
I don't know why
it's not on the main TV.
It's on Duke, isn't it?
Yeah.
I reckon it'd be a ratings bonanza if they biffed it on TVNZ1 at the moment.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is awesome to watch.
It's not like Auckland's got anything to do.
No.
We'll talk more about that next.
It is the hits.
You've got John on, Ben.
Scrolling through your feed.
All right.
Here's our most credible news source, which speaks volumes for the type of news we provide
you every morning, but it's over to Ben Boyce with scrolling.
Well, as of 11.59 last night, areas south of Auckland have moved to alert level 3,
so Auckland, Northland remaining in alert level 4,
so that means anyone south of Auckland, it's takeaways time.
It's basically like level 4, but with takeaways.
You can contactless pick up or you can get delivery so
back on the menu things like big macs kfc quarterbacks pizzas cafe barista coffee and all
that and as we said before there was a place in hamilton that opened up one minute past midnight
last night just to sell some desserts and they had people outside you know like a queue of 60 people
so people will be missing it right now we should call we should call like mcdonald's or somewhere
see how the business has been going i imagine there's people already lined up you know
to go through the drive-thru people will be looking and you haven't got as much to do when
you're in lockdown so you probably look forward to you know you're like okay cool i can go get
mcdonald's i think i saw a photo yesterday of someone in deneden maybe uh it was mid-morning
yesterday already in the kfc drive-thru well already yeah yeah i think it was it was mid-morning yesterday already in the KFC drive-thru Already? Yeah, I think it was
broad daylight yesterday, they were already in the
KFC doesn't open until 10am
today. Not even the Colonel shows
that much commitment to KFC
Juliet, this is probably rogue, let's call McDonald's
now. Is it rogue?
No, let's not do it now. You don't want to do it now?
No. Why not? Because we might not get
I don't care if you can, but you just said
before we haven't got a good hit rate of that,
so why do it live to ourselves?
I'll give it a,
I'm going to take a gamble.
If it's bad, it's on me.
Okay.
06-355-3545.
We have plenty of time to record this.
Yeah, we'll see.
But these are one of those moments
where it could be like,
oh, that was great live.
Couldn't have recreated it pre-recorded.
Yeah.
Or it could be one of those moments
where you're like,
why did we do that live?
We're about to find out
McDonald's, Palmerston North
McDonald's, Rantake Street, speaking of Danielle
Danielle!
It's Jono and Ben on the hits, you're on the radio
Baby, what a dream come true
Hello
We just wanted to know what's level 3 like
Is there people waiting outside McDonald's?
No, no, we're all clear and ready to go here.
Were people waiting in the drive-thru at midnight?
No.
Oh, I don't know.
We weren't here at the night.
None of our staff were in until 4 a.m.
Okay, Danielle.
Listen, mate.
I'm going to pull back the curtain here.
You're going to need to sex this up a lot.
Okay?
So we're going to do a take two.
I'm going to say, were there people there at midnight?
And you're like, traffic jam.
It was a kilometre long, okay?
Okay, sure.
Take two. Danielle, midnight. what was the drive-through like?
All the way down to Botanicals.
Oh, wow.
Not to the Botanicals.
What a traffic jam, jeez.
People must be pouring out the door at the moment.
Yeah, pouring out the door onto Ring of Ticket Line, it's unreal.
Just say 100,000, 100,000 Big Macs in an hour, okay?
Here we go.
How many Big Macs have you cooked?
150,000.
150,000 Big Macs have you cooked? 150,000. 150,000
Big Macs!
We enjoy level
three. We're very jealous of you
up here in the 09. Oh, yes, yes.
Yeah, you know, you can get,
and you're working at McDonald's as well, so
we're even more jealous about that.
Pass on our regards to Ronald.
Yep, we will
pass on your regards and the rest of the country will enjoy their McDonald's.
Oh, yeah, all right.
Don't rub it in.
Keep safe, Danielle.
See you, mate.
Thank you.
Love your work, mate.
It's all right.
I mean, listen, you're right.
It's a gamble going live on those things.
It's an unnecessary gamble.
Totally unnecessary.
But sometimes you win at the casino,
and that's what keeps me going back to those pokies. One day i'm gonna claw my way back there we go and then hard-hitting interviews
and informed opinion mike hosking on new salt and bean in the meantime here's jonathan ben
the hits and as i had said jonathan ben uh there's not been too much to do in lockdown but one of the
things i've been trying to do over the last well two weeks is try and get 100 on the new zealand hero daily quiz there's a little quiz they run online and it's
like who wants to be a millionaire without all the niggly millions of dollars at the end of it
there's no real prize at the end of it it just comes and goes oh you got seven out of ten or
you got six out of ten or you know like it's no real but i just like i just want to get 10 out of
10 and it's i mean the real prize is your family going, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, when you come and boast about your numbers.
Yeah, but numbers haven't been that good.
Questions I find a little bit too difficult for me sometimes, you know,
and I thought, though, maybe as a group we could get together
and after 8 o'clock this morning we could try and get 100% on this.
Yeah, that's you listening as well on 0800 The Hits,
and we're joined right now by the head of news from the New Zealand Herald,
Murray Kirkness.
Got it.
Planted the seed yesterday.
Ben Boyce partakes in the New Zealand Herald.co.nz daily quiz daily, don't you, Ben?
I do, and I have been doing it since lockdown.
Eight out of 10 is about the best I've got.
I've never cracked the 10 out of 10, and we thought we'd try it as a group, as listeners.
No one's going to Google, and we're going to see if we can get 10 out of 10, Murray.
Do you want me to slip you the answers early?
You seem like an absolute genius.
Well, that would help.
That would actually really help.
That's what this calls for.
Geez, a lot of people play it, Murray.
Tens of thousands.
Very popular piece of content on the Herald site.
And, of course, in print, too.
So, yeah, the quiz, things like that always do well.
We've considered doing more during lockdown, actually.
Yeah, people love a quiz, don't they?
And, I mean, every boomer will tell you the chase.
Oh, yeah.
So, bloody, my parents are into it.
Ben's parents are into it.
They love it.
But, Murray, have you got a 10 out of 10 before?
I'm a genius, as you well know.
No.
The best way to do it, though, is do it the second time
and remember the answers, and then you get 10 out of 10.
That's right, absolutely.
Thankfully, can I admit, you know, I'm also a fan of the chase.
I'm obviously in your parents.
Mate, they're huge fans.
To be honest, I'm a fan of the chase too.
Oh, there you go.
You know, the quiz, we get lots of people have a crack.
It's the kind of thing that's done in smoker rooms around the country.
It's done in workplaces.
A bit harder in lockdown, obviously, to do it as a group.
But, yeah, really popular.
Okay, well, we're going to give it a crack this morning, Murray.
We're going to try and get 10 out of 10.
And this is just a polite phone call to say
watch out because it might melt the website
if all 10 questions
are answered correctly.
I've got no doubt you fellas will be able to
hit the 100%. Absolutely.
Full confidence in you. Thank you very much, Murray.
We'll let you get back to it. It's not like
there's anything else going on in the world.
I know quizzes are dominating
your life right now.
Very quiet, very quiet.
Thank you.
I appreciate it, Murray.
See you, Murray.
All right, well, after 8 o'clock, it starts.
We need your help.
No Googling.
We're going to do this together.
We're going to get 10 out of 10 working our way through the New Zealand
Herald Daily Quiz after 8 o'clock this morning on the Hats.
Spy, the WhatsApp.
Spy.co.nz.
Her only location of interest is whereabouts is Kim Kardashian in the moment
and whatabouts is she wearing?
And how can I turn that into some form of a news bulletin?
Honestly, that is sometimes the daily struggle when there's no other news.
I have to go to the Kardashians.
Yes, Juliet with Spy Entertainment News.
Today, no Kardashian news.
But yesterday we talked about how there was a cop in America
who has gone viral on social media
because he looks exactly like Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
And it's gone viral that Dwayne The Rock Johnson himself
has noticed the photo.
And he retweeted it saying,
wow, the guy on the left, which is the police,
is way cooler.
Stay safe, brother, and thank you for your service.
One day we'll drink at Terramana Tequila
and I'll need to hear all your rock stories because
I know you got them. So that police
officer will be fizzing.
Oh, that's so wonderful. He does good shout
outs to Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
I love him, guys. You're coming around.
Not that you weren't coming around.
Yeah, thanks for you. I don't think anyone's
ever been opposed to Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
He's a wonderful human being. He's a cool dude.
We're just not, you know, obsessed.
I understand that.
Just don't have the posters and the Dwayne the Rock Johnson
underpants and the tattoo on
our arse.
And speaking of Dwayne the Rock Johnson,
Jungle Cruise sequel has been
confirmed by Disney with
Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Emily Blunt returning to
their main roles. So that'll be good.
If you've seen Jungle Cruise and enjoyed it, then number two.
Good chemistry I found in that movie.
I don't know, why am I a judge of chemistry in movies?
And they're very good and they're very funny in all the interviews as well.
They've gone on really well.
Oh, for sure.
I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean, it's Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
I mean, you know.
But it's also Emily Blunt.
I love Emily Blunt.
What you wouldn't give to be Emily Blunt.
Oh, she's so cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's gold. Ben wishes he was Emily Blunt. Oh, she's so cool. Yeah. Yeah. She's gold.
Ben wishes he was Emily Blunt right now doing another movie.
But it felt like they were really hoping this was going to kick off into a franchise.
Kind of like that.
I think it was his dream to make it like Pirates of the Caribbean, you know, like get those
movies happening like that.
You know, of course, based on a Disney ride and getting a franchise.
And I think, well, I guess two now.
So hopefully it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've all got different dreams.
My dream is to come in here every morning and play St. Pierre's Sushi Jingles.
You know, dreams are achievable.
Yeah, we're living it out.
And Hamish Blake, he's the Hamish from the Australian comedy duo Hamish Nandy.
They're known for radio, TV.
They've got the successful podcast.
They're kind of like a more successful version of us, too.
Yeah, I would compare them to the Aussie versions.
Australian version, better a more successful version of us too. Yeah, I would compare them to the Aussie versions. Australian version, better,
more successful. Again, they didn't come to
they didn't want to dream about playing St. Peter's Sushi
Jingles. No. They skyrocketed
much further than that. They've had many TV shows on.
They started in Rove, as far as
New Zealand audiences would go. They did a segment
on Rove when it was on TV3 and then they
had their own TV show as well. So,
Hamish's wife, Zoe Foster-Blake,
she has a skincare company called GoTo.
It launched in 2014,
and she's now sold it for $89 million.
Oh, get out of here.
How can a skincare company sell for that much?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, it does look very good.
It is sold in Mecca Cosmetica,
which all the ladies will know about in New Zealand.
It's a good makeup shop.
But are they happy?
Yeah.
I'm sure they are.
That is the main thing.
I'm sure they're very happy.
Are Zoe Foster-Blake and Hamish Blake happy?
Yes.
With 89 million dollars.
Are they happy in their life?
Yes.
I'd say so.
I bet they're very happy.
Yeah, I bet they are.
Yeah.
Do you reckon money just takes away all your problems?
If you had that amount of money,
there's a certain percentage of your life that is just,
it's not even a concern to you.
Mortgages, bills, whatever.
There would be a lot of that taken away.
I mean, but there's probably not a lot of, I'm sure there's other, maybe they sold it
for that.
There's probably money that gets taxed on and other things as well.
I'm sure that's all going straight into a backing.
I mean, the biggest issue now is just avoiding tax, isn't it?
That's now the biggest Achilles heel that they face.
Yeah, true.
The bloody tax department.
I've been trying to dodge them for years.
They always catch up with you.
They do.
And that is Spy.
For more, you can head to thehits.co.nz.
Don't forget, after 8 o'clock this morning,
we need your help together.
We want to get 100% on the daily quiz on the New Zealand Herald.
No Googling.
You can help us out,
and we're going to see if we get 100%
after 8 o'clock this morning.
I do my hair toss.
Jono and Ben, just like family.
The family members you're ashamed of.
It is the hits.
Jono and Ben talking about a lot of people
out this morning,
because they can pick up takeaways
if they do it from safely.
Click and collect.
There's McDonald's, and it's open from 6 o'clock this morning.
It seems out of Auckland.
We were a little bit jealous that people can get takeaways and deliveries today.
Yeah, a lot of calls and texts flowing through.
And Murray joins New Zealand's Breakfast.
How are you, Murray?
How you doing?
Mate, you sound...
Let me guess where you are in New Zealand.
Okay, Ben, you can have one guess.
Oh, I would say Ashburton.
Oh, Ashburton's a good one.
I'm going to go like Timaru.
Close it.
I was just going to say Oomaru.
Oomaru. Oh, yeah. You sounded southern.
Yeah, you do sound southern. Now, you were
ringing up because you were surprised that
a lot of people are going to McDonald's, going
to takeaway places already, trying to get coffee,
trying to get Big Macs.
Yes, mate, I'm astounded by the amount of stupidity that they can't go home
and put their bloody kit on.
Put the kit on.
Think about it.
What are they actually achieving?
Well, no, I guess, yeah, they're achieving, they're getting a flat white,
they're getting a, you know, they're getting a takeaway coffee,
something that they haven't made.
Murray, what I...
An excuse to get out of the house after the last lockdown,
the amount of stupidity we've seen on the roads.
We'd be quite thankful if they'd stayed at home
for a few days and thought about it.
Made your job easier, Murray.
But what I wouldn't do to you, Murray,
to get a coconut flat white at the moment.
Just killing for one, mate.
And how much are you going to spend for that?
Do you think you can stay at home and save a few bucks?
Murray sounds like the way he digests coffee is he'd get the beans,
pour them into his mouth, grind them with his teeth,
mix them with his saliva, and that's a cup of coffee for Murray.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I can't elaborate just in case I get in trouble.
So you've actually, in all honesty, enjoyed the quieter roads in your role, Murray?
Yes.
In the transport industry, we do get the odd day of hair-raising events.
With nice, quiet roads, it does make our job a lot easier and safer.
Well, you're keeping New Zealand running too, which we do appreciate.
So thank you for doing that.
Well, mate, enjoy your show.
Love your work.
Keep up.
Oh, thanks, Murray.
Stay safe, all right?
Absolutely. You guys too. See you, Murray. Stay safe, all right? Absolutely.
You guys too.
See you, buddy.
See you, Murray.
New Zealand's breakfast.
It's Jono and Ben.
Got me in love.
On the hits.
Kia ora.
Good morning.
Just gone 7 o'clock, of course, for those from Auckland South.
You can enjoy everything that Level 3 will bring,
which is basically like Level 4, but you get the option of takeaways.
And it is the first day of spring as well.
Days are going to start getting longer from now.
The weather's going to start getting warmer.
The first day of spring, they call it the vernal equinox, I was just reading,
which means it has 12 hours of daylight at the moment and 12 hours of darkness.
So it's pretty balanced at the moment as we start to get to more daylight
as it gets closer to summer.
Is there a summer solstice?
I know we've got talking about the solstice.
I think there is, yes.
There's the longest day of the year and the shortest day of the year.
Yeah, so the shortest happens in the middle of winter, obviously.
So Wednesday the 22nd of September is the summer solstice this year.
Longest day.
Wow.
Not too far away, a couple of weeks away.
I remember last year we were in the same position as a country and we're like, just bring on
Christmas and it'll all end.
We had this thing, this mentality that if Christmas all of a sudden rolls around, COVID
goes away.
We felt good about it though going into summer.
We had six months of really, really good times.
And jeez, we were bragging about it to the rest of the world on social media.
Juliet was at her festivals.
Yeah.
She was posting online, your sister in London
is like, you're a monster, why would you do this?
I know. Now it feels like there's a bit of doom
and gloom around, so let's try and be positive.
It's spring, alright? Yes. And the lambs
are out. Yes.
And they are delicious.
Oh no! You can get them in burgers
ironically today in takeaway form.
That's so sad.
So sad but so delicious.
Oh, okay.
Next, we want to reward someone who's doing amazing work
for Aotearoa at the moment.
We'll do that in a few moments on the hits.
Oh, legends.
You guys are legends.
Oh, you're legends.
Jono and Ben's ISO Legends.
Thanks to Skinny.
You're a legend.
We are rewarding lockdown legends,
people that are doing legendary work,
keeping us safe while we're in our bubbles,
whether that be level four or level three as of today.
And if you want to nominate someone, head to thehits.co.nz.
Thanks to our mates at Skinny.
We want to hook them up with a pretty epic prize.
Yeah, these are the Kiwis that should be rewarded
by putting their faces on dollar bills.
But unfortunately, we don't have the pulling power
with the Reserve Bank to get that off the ground.
And we also don't have dollar bills. Yeah, sure. Maybe we should bring back dollar bills. Just put some don't have the pulling power with the Reserve Bank to get that off the ground. And we also don't have dollar bills, but
maybe we should bring back dollar
bills. Just put some of these people's faces on it.
Some of these legends' faces on it, but yeah,
these people are out there caring for others
while us radio announcers, we only care about
ourselves. And we're going to make ourselves
look good right now by
phoning a lovely guy called Dylan,
who works in a hotel.
We'll get him to tell more.
Hello, John.
Speaking.
G'day, Dylan.
How are you, mate?
I'm good, thanks.
How are you?
Yeah, good.
Have we caught you a good time, bad time?
No, good time.
Yeah.
Look it up. I don't know why I sound like a seedy second-hand gold dealer. You do, good. Have we caught you at a good time, bad time? No, good time. I'm looking up.
I don't know why I sound like a seedy second-hand gold dealer.
You do, actually. It's Jono and Ben calling from the Hits radio station.
Oh, no way. How are you guys doing?
We're doing all right, mate.
Are you meant to be awake right now, or have we rudely awoken you?
Yeah, no, no, this morning was a sleep-in, so I am meant to be awake.
Mate, well, this is a good phone call, we must say, Dylan, because you've been nominated as a lockdown legend, an ISO legend.
Summer and Bridget have nominated you.
They say you work the longest hours out of anyone they know,
and you've always got a smile on your face, which is awesome.
Oh, nice.
That's what it is.
So tell everyone what you actually do for a job,
because we understand it's changed in the last couple of days too.
Yes, I work in MIQ, so my job is not really what it used to be.
Yeah.
Lots of change, and it's been a pretty crazy past year and a half.
But I have an awesome team, so it makes life a little bit easier.
And we understand your facility's just been turned into a hotel
to house people who have contracted Delta.
Yeah, we're not sure when that's happening,
but, yeah, I guess the community at the moment is, yeah, a little bit wild,
so we're just trying to help out where we can, I guess.
Oh, that's awesome that you guys are doing that.
It sounds like you've been doing long hours, sorting out everyone in MIQ as well,
which is helping keep New Zealand running.
So because you've been doing a lockdown legend,
we want to give you from our mates at Skinny a $500 pack-and-save voucher.
Oh, wicked.
Which we're going to give to you.
And as well as that, we're going to give you a six-month Skinny credit as well.
Oh, no way. That's awesome. Thank you guys so much for that.
No, you must be double-vaxxed, are you?
Yeah, yeah.
I got mine quite a while ago now, actually.
Yeah, well, rightfully so as well.
Rightfully so.
On a personal level, how is it going to work every day?
A little anxious?
Nah, it's pretty safe, to be honest.
It's nice to feel safe there.
Yeah, and that's why you are a lockdown legend. Oh, that's pretty safe, to be honest. It's nice to feel safe there. Yeah, and that's why you are a lockdown legend.
Oh, that's wicked.
Thank you guys so much.
No worries.
Sorry to wake you up because it sounded like you normally get up at 4 o'clock in the morning
so this is your sleep and I'm like, oh, sorry about that.
Well, thank you for doing everything you do to keep the country running, all right?
Oh, thank you guys so much.
I appreciate that.
What a lovely gentleman.
He's awesome. If you want to nominate someone, head to the? Oh, thank you guys so much. I appreciate that. What a lovely gentleman. He's awesome.
If you want to nominate someone here to the hitstock.nz,
and thanks to our mates at Skinny, we could be hooking them up.
And Skinny at the moment are helping with,
they've got capped wireless broadband customers.
They're helping them get through the lockdown with free data,
a bonus 60 gigabytes, if I said that correctly,
of free data to their capped wireless broadband customers.
I don't even know what gigabytes are, but I've said them for so many years
that it's too late to, when you meet someone and you learn their name,
but then you forget their name and too much time passes for you to go back,
it would be too hard for me to go back and ask what gigabytes are.
So I'll just happily roll with it.
That's right.
If you want to nominate someone into the hits, stockco.nz.
Pajamas all day?
Fine with us? Trotto and Pan. New Zealand's breakfast. nominate someone into the hits.co.nz Such a sweet song that it is
the hits, Jono and Ben, 7.13
We're just reminiscing how on Friday we're doing
a non-stop five words bonanza
to give away the $5,000
and Ben you were locked in the soundproof booth and that song was
playing and I just threw out a question
to the group. Just to wind me up
Hey, I just
said, what do you think of Pink's daughter's singing?
That's all I said. Yeah, but the way you said
it, you knew you'd get a reaction
out of me and I was like, what? Are you going to have a go
at Pink's? And then I went
hang on, he's winding me up.
Beamer's like, it's adorable!
It's the best part of that song.
And then I was like, oh hang on, he's winding me up.
But I didn't say what, I thought of the singing.
Yeah, it's the way you sit, you're pushing my buttons,
and you play well played.
I got him in a moment of weakness too, he was tired, he was delirious,
and I apologise, bed boys.
Now, a little bugbear, and I'm sure you've probably come across this too,
is nowadays when you're on a website or you're wanting to get a hold of a business,
no one wants you to contact them, but they want to appear like they're contactable.
Do you suffer this, too?
So if you're like on, what do you go shopping on?
Oh, let's say the Iconic.
Iconic.
And there's something wrong with the product you're receiving.
You're like, oh, I need to call someone.
I want to talk with my lips and I want to hear their lips moving back
and have a human to human interaction.
And you go and look for a phone number on a website.
There's no phone numbers.
It's always like, join us
on Facebook.
Send us a message in the feedback
section. You can't find a phone
number. You have to get a Russian hacker.
It's true. And even
founders at this stage, I wanted to cancel something
I'd signed up for and then I couldn't find an email. i couldn't find a contact email and i'd go through a loop it
was basically stuck in this loop going would you want to yeah and i went yes you go through and go
yep i want to get someone and then i go was that helpful i'm like no no it's not helpful was that
helpful no it wasn't because i want to contact then you go back through a loop again just trying
to find that again then you go back to go was all all this helpful? I was like, no, it's not helpful.
I just want to contact someone.
And it's because nowadays no one can be asked hearing what you've got to say.
If I was them, I don't want to hear what I've got to say or complain about.
It's not going to be positive, is it?
But I want to look like that I'm approachable.
I want to look like I'm offering customer service without wanting to service any customers.
And then when you do finally decipher through Italian and Mandarin interpreters what the phone number is,
you get through to it and they offer up a menu of 24 different options, 24 different departments.
And so you have to politely listen to them all and go, oh, is that my one?
No.
Is that my one?
No.
Then you finally get to the end of the 24 because you've had to hear everything
and then you've forgotten what department
might be able to help you back.
Yeah.
I find also with when you do get through to customer service,
and it must be a really tough job dealing with customers,
especially like myself,
but you get to the end of it,
sometimes they're like,
oh, well, you can't do this or they do that.
They can't actually help you.
And then they're like,
anything else we can help you with? I'm like, this is the reason i'm wrong with two things i'm just
wrong with one thing we couldn't resolve that is anything else i can help you with today
i'm like well i've got some washing i need folding you want to help with that
what do you want me to make up another issue when you haven't solved my first issue but yeah
it's like you go to the website for that okay all, okay, all right, I've tried that, but I'll go back there now.
Remember the good old days where you could just wait on a phone line
and just panic push zero?
And it would take you through to some poor soul
who had to deal with everyone's complaints.
You'd just go, zero, zero!
Or you could even, there was a stage in technology
where you'd be like, operator!
Operator!
Those were the good old complaining days.
Now we just get to do it on the radio every morning. That's how we get our complaints away. operator. Those were the good old complaining days.
Now we just get to do it on the radio every morning. That's how we get our complaints away.
Hey, we've got five words,
5K, it's back again. Five grand up for
grams very surely on the hits.
From the socially distantly safe
two metres, stay away.
This is New Zealand's Breakfast
with Jono and Ben.
Ben and Jono call this show
Jono and Ben. Breakfast on the hits. The hits. You're on the hits, Jono and Ben. Ben and Jono call this show Jono and Ben.
Breakfast on the hits.
The hits.
You're on the hits, Jono and Ben.
Now the adult toy megastore.
They've released some stats.
I didn't know there was a megastore of adult toys. They've released some data during the lockdown, level four lockdown,
saying adult toys sales have more than doubled around the country.
A significant increase in the 24 hours after Jacinda's first announcement saying adult toys sales have more than doubled around the country.
A significant increase in the 24 hours after Jacinda's first announcement saying we're going into lockdown level four.
And then they shamed some regions.
Well, not ashamed, but they basically named some regions
who have had the most sales over the lockdown period.
Let's have a guess.
I'm going to go, hmm, Palmy or Gizzy.
Oh, I thought, well, yeah, Palmy had the alcohol sales, remember, the other day.
They might go hand in hand.
Yeah, but was Pukekohe was 160% Mount Maunganui at 100% more sales than usual.
No, we spoke to a proprietor of adult toys just last week,
and she was saying they're not deemed essential.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
So how did they get out?
I think I heard that it got changed somewhere.
Like I heard it somewhere that they were like, oh, yep, no,
that's now essential.
Who made the flip?
Who had to make that call?
I think it was after Chris Hipkins said this, wasn't it?
Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside
and to spread their legs when they are just boosted sales.
This is thriving business at the know. Just boosted sales. Maybe it was.
This is thriving business at the moment.
So there you go.
I love how these stats come out, you know.
The other day it was how much drinking,
you know, like how much we're buying,
and now it's this, and I guess it's not on the news.
If they haven't been delivered,
there'll be a huge backlog of...
Just...
Piled up.
Just a mountain of them.
Yeah.
We got five words for $5,000 not too far away.
It is the hits.
You've got New Zealand's breakfast.
Five words for 5K on the hits.
You're only five words away from a massive payday.
Every morning we do it.
Five words for $5,000.
Our game of word association.
Put five grand on the line if we match up all five words.
Now we had a winner on Friday with the non-stop game of five words
must win Friday.
And this is not, I'd like to point out,
this is not like your champagne arcade claw machine
where you see someone have a win, they pull out a plushie,
and then the limp fingers of the claw just kind of slightly caress
the toys in the machine for the next three days.
It's not like that.
We can have winners one after the other.
We had a period there a couple of months ago.
We had three winners in a week and a half.
Yeah.
Gave Boss Todd a heart attack.
He fled to Australia.
We haven't seen him in three months, but we've got Kim on the phone.
Welcome.
Yeah.
How's Palmy, Kimbo?
Oh, pretty good today.
You're in level 3, mate.
What are you doing?
Getting ready for work, actually.
I'm a teacher, so going to school today for Level 3 Central Workers.
Oh, of course.
That's back happening around everywhere south of Auckland.
Right, yeah.
Have you got many kids showing up today?
Do you know?
We've got 10 that we know of, so only one class, unless more.
Oh, well, good.
Well, thank you for doing that. How's the homeschooling been from your lappy? Yeah,
well, it's, yeah. Yeah. I've got my own kids as well, so trying to do, like, Google Hangouts with young children with dodgy internet and have my own kids, it's just been great. I'm
looking forward to going to school today. Yeah, I bet you
I have a breather. Well, Ben's wife's in the same position,
Amanda. She's a teacher and also teaching
kids at home. Yeah, it's a
busy time juggling all that, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah. Anyway.
We think it's easier than last time because we
realise that everybody needs it for their
mental health, so yeah. Good on you, Kim.
Well, well done on doing what you've done, and
let's see if we can give you $5,000.
Who are you going to send into the sound booth?
Ben, please.
Ben's going in.
It's actually the same box they use on that show,
Naked Attraction.
The amount of butt-naked people we've bumped into
inside that booth, I tell you, Kim.
Lucky you guys are on the radio.
We've got a list long as an arm.
And other things were longer than arms in there as well.
All right, mate, let's try and win you $5,000.
Ben Boyce is locked in the SPB.
He's safe and sound.
Don't you worry about him.
First word that comes into your head, Kim,
from Palmerston North is Richie.
McCaw.
No other option in Altair.
Oh, it really is there
Cushion is your second word this morning
Kimbo
Cushion
Couch
Couch cushion
We'll think about it
My son's helping me here
Couch is a good option
Backspace Coming into word number three Backspace My son's helping me here. Yeah, couch is a good option.
Backspace, coming in at word number three.
Backspace?
Yeah, Backspace.
Oh, on a keyboard, on a computer, what do you want to say?
Backspace button?
Backspace button?
I don't know.
Button?
Gosh.
Come on, this isn't looking good for 5,000.
Make it easier.
Are you going to lock and button?
Sure.
Yep, good work.
Caramel, word number four.
Go and consult with your son there, Kim.
Caramel milkshake.
Milkshake?
Yeah, good option.
Yum.
Great option.
Yum.
And tinned, T-I-N-N-E-D.
Tinned.
Oh.
Tinned.
Tinned, as in canned.
Yeah.
Tinned food.
Tinned.
Yeah, tinned food.
Tinned food.
They were some tough words this morning, Kim.
Cushion.
Anything different for cushion?
Um, perhaps my life.
I love how much she's deliberating.
Hello?
Yeah.
Oh, what if we change it and then it's wrong?
Christian, no couch.
Okay, we'll go with that.
Couch, all right.
There we go.
They've locked all five words in this morning.
Okay.
And Ben Boyce coming out from the soundproof booth.
I tell you what, they were tough this morning, Ben.
I'm not going to lie.
Come on, Ben.
It's not what I want to hear.
All right, okay.
All right.
We do this every single morning.
It's become part of our routine, hasn't it? I'm ashamed to say I do this more often than I brush my teeth in the morning.
But, Kim, let's see if we can get you 5K.
Ben Boyce, you've got to match your five words with Kimbo's.
Here we go.
Here we go.
You know how the game works.
Richie.
McCaw. Cushion. Cushion.
Couch.
Oh good. There's a bit of back and forth on that one Kim. You must
feel good. Yes. Huge.
Backspace. Backspace.
Keyboard? Backspace. Backspace. Um, keyboard?
No.
Okay, I heard Kim muttering the word keyboard as well.
We didn't say that yet.
Oh, no.
What did Kim go with?
She went button.
Oh, button.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Caramel.
Uh, ooh, slice?
It's options. There's lots of options for caramel, all right?
Yeah.
Tinned.
Food.
Oh, man.
Okay, what is that?
Three, two, three.
Three out of five.
Three.
Okay.
It's a pass.
It's a pass in teaching, right?
You know, we get a pass for that, but we're not quite enough to get $5,000.
Yeah, I reckon three correct should be $3,000.
You'd get excellence in NCEA, wouldn't you?
Well done.
I'm an excellent teacher, sorry.
I don't know the NCEA.
Doesn't know that curriculum.
So, Kimbo, thank you so much.
You look after yourself and Parmi,
and good luck teaching the essential workers' children today.
Thank you.
Good on you.
Juice, bye.
Next, what's happening? Yeah, there's a secret among the wiggles that has been revealed, and today. Thank you. You got it on you. Jew Spy next.
What's happening?
Yeah, there's a secret among the wiggles
that has been revealed
and it may shock you.
I'll tell you what it is next.
Spy.
Know what's up.
Spy.co.nz
All right, time now to producer Juliet
and I tell you what,
there's no mask big enough
to hide the pure joy
that appears on Juliet's face
when her future husband Harry Styles
breaks up with his current girlfriend.
Oh, I know.
I'm waiting for that to happen.
But in other news,
while I wait for that to happen,
the Blue Wiggle, Anthony Field, the OG,
He's been the one there since the get-go, right?
Since the get-go.
He revealed something that was very shocking,
that the whole time since being a Wiggle,
he's been miming songs
i know but i watched a lot of it i thought you all sang no for years i mimed believe this or not
i mimed simon's voice for years i had this low voice people would ask me to sing in public then
they'd be very disappointed so all this time he was not the one actually singing and so he'd just
go along with it i know maybe he threw the backing vocals but maybe he's.
Oh, we need to strip them of their Grammys.
Have they won Grammys?
I don't know.
Yeah, if they've won any Grammys, they need to go.
He's been lying to us the whole time.
Yeah, he plays a lot of the instruments as well, you know,
so he's obviously pretty talented and I think he writes a lot of the songs
but maybe his singing's not as.
Yeah, he doesn't rate his singing to be good enough.
But it's safe to your numbers with the Wiggles, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're kind of all, if they're all doing it together, you're safe.
Yeah.
You can pick up the weaker one, like mask wearing.
No one's judging any particular Wiggle on their singing ability.
Yeah.
Emma seems like the standout talent.
Yeah.
She's great.
She seems like the all-round package, doesn't she?
She is good.
Yeah.
And I think, because you know how they've expanded the Wiggles a little bit recently?
One of the guys was on like a reality TV show or something.
Love Island.
Yeah, was it Love Island or something?
No, I don't know.
I just made that up.
And there was a photo of him on this reality TV show, ripped shirt off and everything.
And then it's him compared to him being on the Wiggles.
But then Anthony, the OG Wiggle, he's buff too now.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Wow, incredible Wiggles.
He wishes he could get that skivvy off.
You're like the Aussie Thunder Down Under.
And in other news, Britney Spears has shared that she is a huge fan of Emma Stone and Cruella.
Great Disney movie.
But she said that she watches the movie at least three to four times every week,
which is probably the most...
It's a lot.
That's probably the most you'd get for someone watching Cruella in a week, wouldn't you say? Three to four times every week, which is probably the most... It's a lot. That's probably the most you'd get
for someone watching Cruella in a week,
wouldn't you say?
Three to four times every week.
What's the movie that you've watched multiple times?
Have you got one?
Oh, definitely the Harry Potter series.
Watch that.
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter.
I love Harry Potter.
Mine would be every year we'd always watch Elf,
the Wolf of Elf,
and Home Alone around Christmas.
It's like tradition.
We're around Christmas time.
We're like, we're going to watch those
every year we'd watch those
so yeah
I have watched
and it's by default
the television show
on I think it's Disney
Hey Jessie
I've watched
that seven times over
the entire series
Oh really?
Hey Jessie
Hey Jessie
Feels like a party
every day
Hey Jesse
I have watched that poppy
My daughter has watched that thing seven times over
She gets to the end of episode 29
And goes back to number one
I've seen it all mate
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Quiz and haven't managed to crack it so far.
And so you've set yourself a dream
and any dream of Ben's is a dream of mine.
And any dream of mine is a dream
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well we just force that upon you listening.
So we're trying to get 10 out of 10 on the
New Zealand Herald quiz after 8 o'clock.
We're dedicating
an abnormal amount of air time to
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we do with your help. No googling.
No one's allowed to google but you can give us a call
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And we talk to Murray Kirkness
who's the head of news for the New Zealand Herald.
And we asked him,
how many people are playing this quiz every day at the moment?
Tens of thousands.
Very popular piece of content on the Herald site
and, of course, in print too.
So, yeah, the quiz, things like that always do well.
We've considered doing more during lockdown, actually.
All right, so after 8 o'clock this morning,
we're going to be taking on that quiz with your help. And the first
question, I've just had a quick look, I haven't looked
anywhere, involves food
and cooking. So if you know a bit about
that, we may need your help very shortly on the Hits.
Tens of thousands of people play this, but there'll
be only one team that gets
10 out of 10 today.
New Zealand's breakfast, this is
Jono and Ben on the Hits. Jono, good morning,
it is the Hits, just gone 8 o'clock, now we are in, we're different levels around New Zealand, there's level 4 Jono and Ben on The Hits. Jono, good morning. It is The Hits. Just gone eight o'clock.
Now we are in, we're different levels around New Zealand.
There's level four, level three,
but we want to bring everyone together right now.
Enough of the segregation.
Yeah, we want to get 100% on this.
When two low-level radio hosts
can't complete the New Zealand Herald quiz,
they form the quiz crew.
That's right.
You're part of our quiz crew. Welcome along. Every day on the herald.co.n. You're part of our Quiz Crew.
Welcome along.
Every day on the herald.co.nz,
New Zealand herald.co.nz,
they've got a 10-question quiz.
It's a combination of current events,
historical stuff.
Oh, God, that's not a good start.
You're off the Quiz Crew already.
I'm fired from the Quiz Crew.
You said I was the co-captain of the Quiz Crew.
You're the head, not co-captain of the quiz crew. You're now co-captain.
As soon as you put stuff after anything, it makes you look bad.
Yeah, so there is a daily quiz, and we need your help.
I've been on a mission to get 10 out of 10 since lockdown started,
and I haven't been able to do it.
So we thought this morning, with your help, no Googling.
No one's allowed to Google.
It's an honesty policy.
We'll see if we can do this together and get 10 out of 10.
So we need your help over the next little while.
And we've got these to give away, actually, which is pretty cool.
If you don't know what to get your dad for Father's Day while on lockdown,
you can get him a premium digital subscription to the New Zealand Herald.co.nz.
You can go to New Zealand Herald.co.nz slash gift,
and we've got 10 of those three-month subscriptions to give away. We'll give those to people that help us out and get on the air as well.
Now you can text 24487 if you know the answer to any of these next 10 questions.
If we bow out on question three or we bow out on question seven,
we're back tomorrow.
Are we?
The quiz crew return.
Just because the quiz crew just sounds so cool.
Okay, all right.
I think we should rename our show The Quiz Crew.
Well, here is the first question.
Have a listen.
Question one.
The first question this morning is what types of seeds feature
on top of Chinese
prawn toast? That's the first question.
You'd go sesame wouldn't you being Chinese? What type of
seeds feature on top of Chinese prawn
toast? So if you think you know the answer to
that one. I do. I just said it's sesame.
Look at sesame. I said history it's sesame. Lock in sesame. Mate, you're not.
I said history stuff, so I've lost all credibility.
Okay.
So if you want to give us a text, 4487 or 800THETS, we'll come back in a moment and we'll lock in an answer.
And we'll see if.
I'm taking on board your answer.
Yeah.
But I'm not saying I'm ready to lock it in.
What other seeds are there?
Grass seeds?
Well, there's other seeds out there.
There's poppy seeds.
There's sesame seeds.
There's other options as well.
So if you want to give us a call or a text,
help us out, the quiz crew.
Can we get 100% next?
Next.
I was doing just fine before I met you.
I drink too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay.
When two low-level radio hosts can't complete the New Zealand Herald quiz,
they form the Quiz Crew.
We're on a mission to get 10 out of 10 in the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.
With your help, no Googling, it's an honesty policy.
I want to get 10 out of 10, and we have, thanks to the New Zealand Herald,
got lots of three-month premium digital subscriptions to give away,
which you can win for Dad for Father's Day.
If you help us out, 0800 the HITS or 4487.
All right, we've just left the start line on question number...
Question one.
Yeah, question one was,
what type of seeds feature on top of Chinese prawn toast?
Now, I came in... Confidently.
..hard and early. Jacinda told me to do that.
Yeah, you did.
I spread my legs while I was doing it as well.
And I said sesame seeds.
And you said, we're not listening to you.
Well, no, I said it's a great option, and I like that option.
I feel like that's right too, but I just thought, well, let's throw it out there.
There are a lot of seeds that people have texted in too.
Poppy seeds, pumpkin seeds, chia seeds, sunflower seeds, Ben Spreads' seed.
There's so many great options. So, we're
going to go to the phones because, Evelyn, you've joined
us from Coromandel. Morena.
Hello.
Great to have you on, Evelyn. What are we locking
in for question number one? Bearing in mind you get this
wrong, we are out.
Sesame seeds, for sure.
Sesame seeds, for sure.
Why do you know this?
Because I've eaten them.
Okay, we're going to... Sure. Sesame seeds for sure. Why do you know this? Because I've eaten them. You've eaten them.
Okay.
We're going to...
You seem to trust Evelyn more than you do me.
I do.
I feel like Evelyn's a safe bearer of hands.
I'm going to lock...
I'm doing it.
I'm going to lock in sesame.
Yes!
We are correct!
Oh, thank you, Evelyn.
I really appreciate that.
We're going to give you a three-month subscription to the New Zealand Herald online, all right?
Okay, cool. Thank you. Thank you, Evelyn. All right. We're going to give you a three-month subscription to the New Zealand Herald online, all right? Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Thank you, Evelyn.
All right, we're one for one.
Oh, that's good.
Nine questions to go.
Here is the second.
Question two.
It says, what does it say?
Oh, you do it.
No, no, you feel like you're the Bradley Walsh of this.
Yeah, I've seen the chase when someone comes in
and takes over the Quizmaster questions midway through with Bradley Walsh. this. I've seen the chase when someone comes in and takes over the quizmaster questions
midway through with Bradley Walsh.
Oh, no, that hasn't happened because that's not what happened.
No, yeah.
You go, you go.
No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll just stay in my lane, stay in my lane.
You're the question guy, you're the question guy.
That's all right.
Yeah, all right, Jeremy Clarkson, take it away.
What is the longest river in Africa after the Nile? Well, Eddie, the longest river in Africa after the Nile.
Now, I've never been.
If anyone knows this, please 0800 the hits or text 4487.
So we're talking about the second longest.
Is that another way we could word that question?
Yeah, yeah.
The second longest river in Africa.
Jew, you're looking.
No, I've never been to Africa, so I don't know.
Andrea, welcome.
You're on from Christchurch.
Second longest river in Africa.
Hi, guys.
I'll take a stab in the dark.
Oh, no, don't do that.
The Congo River.
Okay.
That's the only other river I know in Africa.
The Congo River.
But you said a stab in the...
Yeah.
What are they saying on the text?
Text 4487 if you know this.
Are we going to lock in?
I feel like it could be right, but...
Someone said the Zambezi?
There's another one on the...
We're going to have to go Congo.
Go lock it in. Okay. Okay, here we Congo. Hang on, hang on.
Go lock it in.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Good luck, Andrea, with your stab in the dark.
Okay.
Okay, thank you.
Yes!
Andrea!
Andrea!
Woo!
You came through!
Oh, cool.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
Oh, that's good.
We got two from two so far.
We're going to send you out a three-month subscription to the Herald,
the digital subscription.
You give that to Dad for Father's Day?
Awesome.
All right.
Onwards and upwards.
Two down.
Number three.
Question three.
Exposure to what turned Bruce Banner into the Hulk in the original comics?
I feel like I know this one.
I feel like.
I feel like it's something my dad used to say when I was pointing the remote at him. He was like,
the gamma rays, it's like gamma radiation or something
like that. I feel like that's the same thing for the comic
box. Lock it in then.
I'm not
90% confident it's
gamma radiation.
You just said I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Is it gamma? Okay.
We'll be back after this. Are we locking in gamma rays?
I feel like it is, but maybe
I'm wrong. 4487 on the text.
0800 the hits. Exposure to what
turned Bruce Banner into the Hulk
in the original comic series?
We're trying to get
10 out of 10 on the Herald quiz.
This is tense.
It is the hits.
Banner and Jono call this show Jono and Banner. Breakfast on the Herald Quiz. This is tense. It is a hit. Ben and Jono call this show Jono and Ben.
Breakfast on the hits.
The hits.
We are trying to get 100%, 10 out of 10,
in the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz with your help.
No one's allowed to Google.
It's always just off the top of our dome.
Do we know the answers to these questions?
Yeah, this is using nature's Google, our brains.
And I've had to clear a lot of my history in my brain
to partake in today, Ben Boyce. There was a lot of useless
information clogging up, deleted the cookies in there
and everything. Now we left on a cliffhanger.
This was question number three.
Question three.
Exposure to what turned Bruce
Banner into the Hulk in the original
comics? Now I thought it was maybe like
Gamma Rays. I feel like that was something
from my memory. You said it confidently in a trademark
Ben Boyce movie, then lost confidence immediately after.
Yeah, yeah.
Started questioning himself.
Yeah.
So gamma rays.
Now, there's a slew of texts that have come through
from the fine people of Aotearoa on 4487.
Someone's texting saying it was those Cody's,
10% Cody's cans that turned the Hulk into the Hulk.
Oh, that's an option, I guess.
Back in the day.
But Cody, speaking of Cody, we've got someone the Hulk into the Hulk. That's an option, I guess. Cody, speaking of Cody,
we've got someone called Cody on the phone.
You're locking
in what, Cody?
Gamma rays.
It is gamma rays.
You seem confident. What are gamma rays?
Gamma rays.
I don't actually know what gamma rays are. I bet they can turn you into the Hulk, so you need to watch out. I don't actually know what Gamma Rays are.
No, but they can turn you into the Hulk, so you need to watch out.
I don't even think Kevin Boyce knew what Gamma Rays were when he was starting to get it.
He was worried about the remote control.
Giving him the Gamma Rays.
Okay, I'm going to lock this. Shall I lock it in?
I lock in Gamma Rays.
Yes! Thank you, Cody.
Three month subscription to the New Zealand Herald of Digital subscription coming your way And we move to question number four
Question four
Who played Gordon Gekko
In movies released in 1987
And 2010
Michael Douglas
It's Michael Douglas
How do you know that you've not seen any movies
But I know Michael Douglas
Played Gordon Gekko
Is this the
Wall Street one?
Wolf of Wall Street. No, not Wolf of Wall Street.
It wasn't Wolf of Wall Street.
No, that was Leonardo DiCaprio.
But wasn't Michael Douglas in the like a...
Wait, why do you...
No.
Why would I just come out with Michael Douglas?
Because that's the sort of person you are.
But then I've immediately put a question mark over it by referencing...
I'm sure it's a Wall Street movie.
It's not...
It's not Waffle Wall Street.
It's not Waffle Wall Street.
It's the original Waffle Wall Street.
Waffle Wall Street's a remake.
No.
No, it's not.
The Waffle Wall Street's about a guy's life who wasn't Gordon Gekko.
But, I mean, you might be right.
I'm not saying you're not wrong.
But I feel like Michael Douglas was in a movie called Wall Street.
And it might have had a sequel.
Waffle Wall Street.
Oh, well, that's not the question though.
No no that's not the question. I'm sorry I bamboozled everyone.
Lock in Michael, write Michael Douglas. I put my good name to Michael Douglas.
4487 on the text anyone quickly? Anyone? Anyone?
I'll have a quick check before you click the button. Someone said Michael Douglas on 4487.
Was it you? Yes.
Okay Michael Douglas. Yes.
Oh, good one.
Right, it comes through.
Michael Douglas.
Why would you even question that?
I would.
You just said Wolf of Wall Street made me question that.
Yeah, fair enough.
Okay, we are moving on to question number five.
Question five.
This is good.
So far, 100% so far in the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz,
we're doing this for your help
so help us out four four eight seven was the tv show spooks spooks s-p-o-o-k-s an american
australian or british show about spies i haven't seen this show seems like a show any and john
prior would enjoy the anyone i would phone them and they'd be like, we're just sitting down to watch Spooks. Yeah. If your father loves it.
Can we?
I feel like it's on TV.
I've seen an ad for Spooks. I've previously been on TVNZ, right?
Producer Juliet, well, I'm asking you, you haven't watched network television in your entire life.
No.
I feel like a TVNZ TV1 show, Spooks.
Yeah.
If anyone knows, text 4487.
It's an American, British or Australian spy show.
OK, in the meantime, we'll go through to TVNZ and see if they can help us.
Well, hey, we thought we could give ourselves two phone-a-friend options.
So do you want to use one up now?
Now's timely.
I mean, there's multiple texts coming in.
There's British, American and Australian, the first three texts.
Thank you, guys.
OK, that was the options.
Appreciate the support.
OK, let's use one of our phone-a-friend.
Let's call TVNZ and see if they can help us.
Kia ora, welcome to TVNZ.
If you know the extension of the person you require,
please enter it now.
Otherwise, please select from the following options.
If you're calling about the Coronation Street changes,
please press...
They must be getting in the neck with the Coro changes.
...online community.
The Green Room at tvnzgreenroom.co.nz.
They're calling about the coron...
I love that.
They have to have a specific message.
They've been overloaded with Coronation Street.
Newsroom, hello?
Oh, sorry, I didn't think we were
meant to come through the newsroom. We're trying to call
reception. That's alright, listen, it's just
John Owen being calling from the hits here.
Now, sorry to catch you, you're in the
newsroom, you're probably very busy, I can't think of
any big topical event that's happening at the moment
that you'd be caught up with.
But we are in the middle of the New Zealand
Herald quiz,
and we're trying to get through it without Googling any questions.
And the question that we have, and we're stuck on,
we think is a TVNZ show, and we're wondering if you know the answer.
It's possible I would. Okay, so the TV show Spooks.
Is it an American, Australian, or a British TV show about spies?
Spooks.
British?
You're going to look in British with that confidence.
Huge confidence there.
We were leaning towards British too, but you didn't sound super confident.
You're British with a question mark.
I think that's the confidence we need.
We've only got two phone of friends.
We were trying to ring reception.
Somehow we got through the newsroom.
Sorry to let you down.
Yeah, you've only got the newsroom.
Lock it in, Ben.
We'll see how British goes.
All right.
I'm locking it in.
And have I got news for you.
It's correct.
Yeah, you did it.
It is.
It's British.
I had 100%.
Thank you so much.
We really appreciate that. Sorry for wasting your time on that, but you helped us it. It is. It's British. I had 100%. Thank you so much. We really appreciate that.
Sorry for wasting your time on that, but you helped us out.
Totally fine.
Have a good day.
Have a great morning.
See you later.
Bye.
We are five from five, New Zealand.
We'll be back with question six to see if we can get 100% with your help on the New Zealand
Herald Daily Quiz next.
Mmm, coffee breath.
Jono and Ben, the hits.
Wednesday morning, 8.28.
Now, we may be in different levels, but we're all coming together for this.
When two low-level radio hosts can't complete the New Zealand Herald quiz,
they form the Quiz Crew.
It's my dream to get 10 out of 10 on the New Zealand Herald daily quiz,
and the Herald have actually jumped on board, and everyone that helps us out.
No Googling, though.
You just give us a call, 0100THEH100 the hits or 4487 if you know an answer.
You can get a premium digital subscription
to the New Zealand Herald. Three months
for that. Perfect gift for Dad for Father's Day.
We spend all our time
making your dreams come true.
The quizzes, meeting the rock, Johnson.
What would you like?
Hair.
My only request.
Father's Day, a toupee. Sorted.
Sorted by Sunday. Alright, we're five out of five so far
We're on a great roll
Let's not let it down
Let's not be the Auckland of this quiz
New Zealand
Let's get on to question six
Question six
Who did Time Magazine choose
as its person of the century
in 1999?
Time Magazine The century? Oh, there's so many options over here as its person of the century in 1999. Time magazine.
The century.
Oh, there's so many options over a hundred years.
When was Gandhi around?
He would have been a big player.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, so many people throughout the century that, wow.
The century.
Oh, my goodness.
Does anyone know this?
Okay, you can text 4487.
Mandela?
Oh, Mandela.487. Mandela?
Oh, Mandela.
What else in Mandela would it be?
I mean, there's some great people throughout history.
Yeah.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, it's very hard to choose.
Okay, should we use one of our calls up here?
We're allowed two final friends.
We've used one already.
I don't know if anyone will know who was the... Why don't we call Time Magazine?
Where are they based?
Overseas. Would it be New York? Oh, yeah, New York. There's a number for New York.'t we call Time Magazine Where are they based Overseas Would it be New York
Oh yeah New York
There's a number for New York
Should we call New York
Oh god okay
New York
001 is the
Country code June
Okay
Yeah
Alright here we go
Okay
What do they answer
Thank you for calling
Time Subscription
Customer Service
Our offices are currently Closed for the August Bank Holiday Thank you for calling Time Subscription Customer Service. Our offices are currently closed for the August bank holiday.
Thank you for your call.
Goodbye.
Well, that was a waste of your phone a friend.
That was...
But did that count?
That doesn't count.
That's not a phone a friend because no one talked to a friend.
Is that?
What would he...
No one talked.
There was no...
What would Who Wants to Be a Millionaire do right now?
They probably would have had someone waiting.
Waiting, ready to go.
They would have smoothed the production.
I'm not counting on that one, but I don't know the answer.
So I'm saying we've still got to find a friend.
For the sake of getting to the 10, we'll ignore what just happened.
Thank you.
Okay, 4487.
0800 the hits.
Who was Time Magazine's Person of the Century in 1999?
1999.
Partied like it's 1999.
What's the answer?
Help us out next.
It is the hit.
Going hard and ooley.
Go hard, go ooley.
Go hard and ooley.
Hard and ooley.
Go hard.
With Jono and Ben.
New Zealand's breakfast.
No Googling.
We can give your help on our 100th hit, so 4487.
And we're stuck on question number six right now.
Question six.
Time Magazine, who was the person of the century?
Who did they name as the person of the century in 1999 is what we need to know.
There's been some wonderful people throughout time, hasn't there, throughout history.
So text 4487, Mother Teresa.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, she did some wonderful stuff.
Muhammad Ali, you know.
Mandela, you threw Mandela into the mix.
He's a hard one to look over.
Mandela did some stuff.
He did.
Did some stuff.
But Lisa, welcome from Auckland, Morena.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Now, Producer B Humphrey said you've called through.
You're very confident about your answer.
Yeah.
What is it?
Albert Einstein.
Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein.
Now, we need to ask a follow-up question.
Why do you know this?
How do you know this?
I was actually doing a crossword yesterday.
This was one of the questions.
So, I'm 99.9% sure that's the answer.
Oh, so in a crossword yesterday?
Yes.
Okay.
Someone's texting 4487.
My dad says it's Einstein.
He's not a hundy, though.
So, everyone's around the 99 mark.
Is that enough for you to get your index finger clicking that mouse pen?
I feel like we need to do it.
I feel like the texts have overwhelmingly said this.
I'm going to lock it in.
They've also said Jeff Bezos as well.
Okay.
So I don't know.
Yes!
Lucy!
Oh, thank you so much.
We're going to hook you up with a three-month digital subscription
to The Herald right online.
Awesome, thank you.
Give that to Dad for Father's Day.
I just had a look at Einstein.
Geez, he let his hair get away on him, didn't he?
Back in the day, he looked like he'd been rubbing it against a trampoline or something.
He does.
He's five weeks of lockdown, Einstein.
Permanently.
All right, question number seven.
Question seven.
What novel ends with the sentence He loved Big Brother
He loved Big
Oh it's
What novel ends
He loved Big Brother
Remember no googling
If anyone knows the answer
You can text 4487
He loved Big Brother
I know you love Big Brother
The TV show
But I don't think you've written any books
I was a big fan of Big Brother
I'll write that in your obituary
He loved Big Brother
My book?
I genuinely wonder if I know
the answer. Chuck it out there, Joe.
Is it 1984 by George Orwell?
I don't know, but I studied that book and I know it's
all about a big brother.
Like I, yeah, I don't know.
Oh, you've just come out of the blue. Hello!
No, like I literally... You're like the quiet person in the quiz
scene that all of a sudden comes up with something and you're like, what?
Yeah.
But I don't know. Oh, now you're back something, you're like, what? I don't know.
Now you're backtracking.
I don't read a lot of books.
If this was a movie about a quiz teammate, and then Juliet just pops up at the end, she's like, she knew all along.
She didn't say anything.
Does anyone know on the text, of course?
Let's have a look.
4487, what have we got here?
Someone said must be 1984 as well.
Steve joins us.
Steve Broadius, acclaimed journalist,
writer, philanthropist and wonderful
human being. Steve Broadius.
G'day fellas. Yeah,
I know.
You've actually written many
books, Steve, so I feel like you should
be able to tell us.
Yeah, Your Mate is Right.
It's 1984 by George Orwell.
Juliet, well done.
And Steve, thank you.
I'm going to lock it in.
Hang on.
Yes, there we go.
Oh, Steve Brawnius came through.
We wouldn't trust our millennial producer,
but as soon as Steve phoned through.
Absolute pleasure.
Absolute pleasure.
Hey, guys, can I ask a quick favour?
Of course, mate.
It's my mate Finlay's 60th birthday today.
Could you give Finlay a shout-out?
Happy birthday, Finlay.
Happy birthday.
All the best wishes from the...
Does Finlay listen to the hits, Steve?
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
Steve Brawnius, thank you for your time this morning.
Good on you, fellas.
Bloody legend.
We're so close. We've got seven out of ten. We'll you, fellas. Bloody legend. All right. We're so close.
We've got seven out of ten.
We'll read question eight now just quickly.
Question eight.
Who did Monaco's Prince Rainier marry in 1956?
Was it Rainier?
Rainier.
Rainier.
This is way up.
Juliet, can you please come through with this one?
No, I have no idea about this one.
This is why Brandi Rolfe probably pre-reads the questions,
but they don't just pop up on there.
What Mary in 1956?
Okay, we'll leave that
with you.
Calls, 0800 the hits,
4487.
What are we, seven
down, are we?
Yeah, this is the
eighth question.
Seven from seven.
Oh, this is so good.
Help us out.
No Googling, but can
we get 10 out of 10
next?
We apologise in
advance.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Sorry to rope you
into this.
Sorry you've been
dragged into this.
Jono and Ben.
Breakfast on the heads.
The heads.
New Zealand Herald has a daily quiz online
and I've always wanted to see. Go, you've got
100% and I've never had it
since the start of lockdown. I do it every day.
So with your help, we are so far
7 out of 10.
And Juliet has just
floored us with her what book ends in He Loved Big Brother.
She's like, 1984, it's a book.
Well, it's the only book I've ever read or know about that talks about Big Brother.
He loved that reality TV show, didn't he?
That's the only thing she said to us all morning.
She's just been scrolling through Instagram in silence.
She just pops out with an absolute blinder.
So, as Ben mentioned, we are seven from seven.
Question number eight.
Question eight.
So, it involves a Monaco prince, and he married someone in 1956.
So, I'm guessing it's got to be someone pretty famous, right?
So, there is one name that keeps popping up on the text, 4487.
Producer Humphrey said there's a common theme on 0800 The Hits.
But we're at this point where we don't want...
There's some other names being chucked out there as well.
Marilyn Monroe is one.
But we're going to go through, for drama purposes,
and just to make an unnecessary toll call.
We're allowed to find a friend.
We gave ourselves that.
So we're going to phone Monaco now.
Okay.
So if you can put the call through,
Drew, you've got a number there
for a 24-hour shop.
You know you're going deep
when you hear this ringtone, don't you?
All right, well, they know in Monaco.
Supermarket Casino, bonjour. Oh, bonjour.
Oh, it's a message.
Didn't pay attention in French class.
It's like their version when your friends leave a message and they're like,
hello, hello.
I was like, oh, bonjour.
All right. friends leave a message and they're like, hello? Hello? I was like, oh, bonjour. C'est à Marche Casino.
I've lost confidence now.
C'est à Marche Casino, mon soif.
Bonjour, je m'appelle Jonathan.
Oui.
You take it from here.
Hey, listen, are you in Monte Carlo?
Yes.
We have a question.
We're calling from New Zealand, and we're in the middle of a trivia game,
and the question is,
Monaco's Prince Ranier, who did he marry in 1956?
I don't understand.
Prince Ranier in 1956, who did he marry?
Yeah.
Do you know who he married?
Casino Market.
It's open 24 hours.
24-hour casino supermarket?
Yeah, yeah.
That's good, that's good. Did you know the name of the lady that Prince Rainier married?
Yes, it's Grace Kelly.
Grace Kelly?
Oh, Grace Kelly!
Oh, thank you so much.
Are you sure it's Grace Kelly?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grace Kelly, it's okay.
Grace Kelly, yeah.
That's the correct answer, Grace Kelly!
Yes, Grace Kelly! Yes, thank you Thank you. That's the correct answer. Grace Kelly. Yes. Grace Kelly.
Yes.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Au revoir.
There you go.
Well done.
Grace Kelly.
Wow, what an adorable little man that was.
That must be so confusing for the poor guy, but he helped us out.
24-hour supermarket and casino just when you want to dot off and do the household shopping
in between your gambling problem.
Okay, we're on to question nine, New Zealand.
Question nine.
The Daily Herald quiz.
Scott Richmond became the first Kiwi to play in what major American sports league in 2008?
Scott Richmond.
You'd have to go, listen, if you know 4487 is the text,
Altair 0800, the hit's the telephone number.
Would you go baseball?
It wasn't basketball, yeah.
Because that's not referred to as
major. You know, like Major League
Baseball. Major League Hockey.
Yeah. Major League
Baseball. Football. National
Football League. Could you go NFL?
Maybe.
Not 100. Scott who? Scott
Richmond. First Kiwi to play
what major American sports
league? Now if you've just joined us, we're trying to get 10 out of 10 on the Herald Quiz.
And if you're wondering why we're not just Googling the answer,
because we've put this on us.
We're going to do this with a can-do attitude.
Do you want to look?
Oh, no.
Does anyone know on 4487 or 100 of the hits?
Someone said MLB, Major League Baseball.
I feel like baseball too, but...
There's two texts for baseball. Someone said, hi, Ben, do you. Two texts. I feel like baseball too, but... There's two texts for baseball.
Someone said, hi Ben, do you remember me from school?
Not the time.
Not the time for a do you remember me from school text.
Yes, he probably does.
Unless we had a chat about Scott Richmond.
We were like, geez, he's playing well in the National Baseball League or something.
Then yes.
That's the time.
Baseball seems to be the common theme.
I feel like it's baseball, but... I tell you what, let's play some...
Are we ads next June?
We'll play some ads, and we'll come back and we'll lock in an answer.
Is it baseball?
This is question nine.
Okay, we're back after this with the quiz.
Yeah, yeah, nah.
Yeah.
Nah.
Yeah, nah.
The whole movie.
Yeah, nah.
She'll be right, and at the end of the day...
Jono and Ben.
Breakfast on the hits. Trying to get 10 out of 10.
It's a dream of mine in the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.
We're on question nine.
Scott Richmond, the first Kiwi to play in what major American sports league in 2008?
Feels like it's baseball, but I'm not sure.
Hugh, what do you want us to lock in?
I reckon baseball, Major League Baseball. Major League Baseball.
Why are you thinking this, Hugh?
Oh, I just know.
He knows, he's confident, all right.
I'm confident.
He's right!
Hugh, we're going to send you our three-month subscription,
digital subscriptions in New Zealand Herald.
Thank you so much.
Cheers.
MLB, OMG, LOL.
We are up to the 10th question.
Ben's dream of getting 10 out of 10 on the Herald quiz.
Here it is, question number 10.
Question 10.
In what magical land do Finn and Jake live in the cartoon series Adventure Time?
Yeah, but that's the series Adventure Time.
What magical land do they live in?
Oh, I thought I had the answer.
I thought it was going to come in like an absolute hero.
Yeah, it's like they are on Adventure Time, but what is the magical land?
If you know, 0800 the hits, 4487.
Next, can we get 10 out of 10?
I hear a lot about sadness
Don't think that I'll be a saint
But I might go down to the river
Cos the way that the sky opens up when we touch it's making me say
That the way you hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy
Oh God, run into the altar like a track star
Can't wait another second
Cause the way you hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Feels so holy
I don't do well with the drama
And no, I can't stand it being fake
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I don't believe in nerve, I don't
But the way that we love in the night gave me life, baby, I can't explain
The way you hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy
Oh, God Run into the altar like a track star Can't wait another second Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy Oh God
Run into the altar like a track star
Can't wait another second
Cause the way you hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Feels so holy
They say we're too young and
The pimps and the players say
Don't go crushing
Wise men say fools rushing
But I don't know
They say we're too young and the pimps and the players say
Don't go crushin' wise men say fools rushin' But I don't know
Cause the way you hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy
Oh God, run into the altar like a track star
Can't wait another second
Oh God, run into the altar like a track star
Can't wait another second
Oh God, run into the altar like a track star
Can't wait another second
Cause the way you hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Feels so holy
And it's the hits, Jono and Ben.
When two low-level radio hosts can't complete the New Zealand Herald Quiz,
they form the Quiz Crew.
Yeah, the dangerous, the most evil and coolest of all the crews, the Quiz Crew.
We're trying to get 10 out of 10 on the Herald Quiz.
And we're at question number 10.
It's a TV show I know my son watched,
but I wouldn't know the answer to this question.
Yeah, Finn and Jake in the cartoon series Adventure Time,
what is the magical land that they live in?
This is the 10 out of 10.
This is my dream.
Now, we're going to head to Northland.
Daniel from Dargaville, double D.
Come on down.
What are you thinking?
Are you confident?
Oh, very, mate, very.
I think it is the land of oo.
Oo?
O-o-o?
I don't know.
Don't quiz me on the spelling, but it's the land of oo.
I'm pretty confident on that.
Why do you know this?
Why do you know this?
I know this because me and my wife watch a lot of it.
Okay.
Apparently, Producer Ben was saying that you named your son after this
Yes, when we were trying to figure out a name for our boy, we named him Finn
Okay, lock in ooh
Here we go
10 out of 10, the 10th question, come on Daniel
Yeah!
You got 10 out of 10 correct answers
Good job, share it proudly
It says, I've never had this before
Take a screenshot, we got 10 out of 10
We're talking over each other
Great scenes, Daniel
Thank you, thank you, Altiero
Stay safe, stay sanitised
And get out there and spread your legs
So good, such a great day
When two low-level radio hosts
Can't complete the New
Zealand Herald Quiz, they form
the Quiz Crew.
Yeah, the dangerous, the most evil
and coolest of all the crews, the Quiz Crew.
We're trying to get 10 out of 10 on the Herald
Quiz, and we're at question number
10. It's a TV show
I know my son watched, but I wouldn't know the answer
to this question. Yeah, Finn and Jake in
the cartoon series Adventure Time,
what is the magical land they live in?
This is the 10 out of 10.
This is my dream.
Now, we're going to head to Northland.
Daniel from Dargaville, double D, come on down.
What are you thinking?
Are you confident?
Oh, very, mate, very.
I think it is the land of oo.
Oo?
Oh, oh, oh?
You don't quiz me on the spelling, but it's the land of oo. So, oo? O-o-o?
Don't quiz me on the spelling, but it's the land of oo.
I'm pretty confident on that.
Why do you know this?
Why do you know this?
I know this because me and my wife watch a lot of it.
Okay.
Apparently, Producer Ben was saying that you named your son after this.
Yes.
Yes. When we were trying to figure out a name for our boy, we named him Finn.
Okay. Lock and oo., we named him Finn. Okay, lock in ooh.
Here we go.
10 out of 10.
The 10th question.
Come on, Daniel.
Yeah!
You got 10 out of 10 correct answers.
Good job.
Share it proudly.
It says, I've never had this before.
Take a screenshot.
We got 10 out of 10.
We're talking over each other.
So much noise. Great scenes, Daniel. Thank you. Thank We got 10 out of 10. We're talking over each other. So much noise.
Great scenes, Daniel. Thank you.
Thank you, Altia Noah. Stay safe,
stay sanitised and get out there and spread your legs. So good. Such a
great day.