Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - FULL SHOW: Ben takes the station off air!

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

On today’s show: Ben gets called out at the Dracula's cabaret show in Auckland  Megan thought someone was in the house! But nope—it was just her daughter running around the house after turning off the baby monitor When Ben’s wife was pregnant, he was banging on a hotel door for her… Turns out, it was the right room - but the wrong hotel What would impress us that you own multiple of? A listener owns 400 cacti, a husband has 5 grey t-shirts, and someone has 74 vintage Nike shoes! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The John O'Bannon Megan podcast, thanks to HelloFresh, your home advantage for delicious midweek dinners everyone will love. Welcome to the podcast. On a Friday, we had a fun show today. Sorry, you started already. I just thought I'd start for a change. You can start as well.

Welcome to the podcast. I like to look back at some of the texts, because sometimes you don't get to all the texts, as I say, and that's what I was just logging back into the text machine. What'd you find? Weird house flecks, we're talking about that today on the show. Which is strange because I've never made a flex about the fact that I have two, or three toilets, oh my god.

Three. Three. And it's not bathrooms, it's just toilets. And Ben seems to think I've flexed about it. Yeah. And my two lounges, one of them's not really a lounge, so. Someone's saying a weird flex is coming through about your house, three vertical heated towel rails.

Yeah, yeah. Ooh, I've got two. Yeah. Well, yeah, you could put the third one in your third bathroom. Someone in the weird house flexed, right outside the front of our house is a car park and a recreation ground, so we flex,

we have our own private car park and rugby field tennis courts. Oh yeah, nice. Oh that's cool. Yeah, it was always my dream as a kid. To have a park. Yeah, like if you had the back fence you could go. I did live at the school for a few years because my dad was the headmaster so in some ways

it was kind of my backyard for a few years. I was just a weird kid riding around on my bike by myself and playing cricket against the wall by myself. That's a story I would have probably kept to myself. Doing shows on stage with no one in the audience because you're just like, you know, just like, yeah, pretty much. Well, you could you were running this school, you're like, OK. Because instead of like in a bedroom, you know, I wasn't getting people,

people wouldn't pay to come do the shows. OK, talk me through this show. What were you doing? Oh, who knows? There would have been costumes. Again, this probably explains a lot. There would have been stuff in the back of come do the shows. Okay, talk me through this show. What were you doing? Oh, who knows? There would have been costumes. Again, this probably explains a lot. There would have been stuff in the back of stage and the drum and I'll be like, yeah, come out on stage and I don't know. To no one. To no one, mate.

Yeah. Nice. It's all sad when you say it out loud though, isn't it? Just a little sad, but hey, that was me. Just sort of, you know, going around the school. It was quite, some parts of the school I did find quite scary as a kid when you're by yourself. Yeah, I imagine. You know, just kind of rolling around and you're like, there's no one here. There's no one here in the school. Some parts of the school I did find quite scary as a kid when you're by yourself. Yeah, I imagine.

You know, just kind of running around and you're like, there's no one here, there's no one here in the corridor. Things like that, you go out there. But yeah, that was me, because my dad was a principal, headmaster and master then, so we lived at the school. So yeah. That sounds like a flex.

It was busy, yeah. Well, there was actually probably a lot of bathrooms there, to be honest. I know you've got three bathrooms, but oh geez, I had my pick. There was lots of bathrooms at that stage, because all the kids, you know, I could use Did you ever do anything naughty when there was no one around? I can't think of an example of what I'm expecting from you, but

Oh no, I remember breaking a window, but that was me and my mate were playing cricket and we broke a window, but we had to obviously own up to that. Right. So driving You didn't do anything dodgy while you were there by yourself, roaming around the school? No, I don't think- No, nothing too in particular. You just kind of get into stuff. You could go use the sports equipment to play things and bits and pieces.

And they're not locking all that up? Oh, they were, but I was kind of like, can I get in there and borrow this thing or whatever it is? So yeah, borrow the costumes and stuff. Why don't you take all your mates with you? Yeah, I think my mates are like, cool, bro. Cool, we ought to do a show to no one. We'll definitely come over later.

You start, we'll come hang out with you later. Anyway, I went to a show last night and that's the start of the podcast. I got a shout out. Well, Jono and I got a shout out. And it bamboozled me at first. One of those things was like, did they say our name? So we start with that on the podcast. Jono, Ben and Megan.

The podcast. The Hats. at first. One of those things was like, did they say our name? So we start with that on the podcast. She's had a busy day yesterday after the show. We went up to the top of Eden Park, didn't we? Yeah. It's pretty windy around the country today, but it was also pretty windy when we went up the top of Eden Park yesterday. For a high tea, for a high tea, a very high high tea, which we'll have more coverage of you later in the show, but whew, windy. It would be stunning on a nice day. Oh yes, I've been on a nice day, it's incredible, but yesterday quite windy, so we had that.

Every time you take me up somewhere high, it's windy, and I'm not good with heights. So we did that, then I had parent teacher interviews, which was rushing off to that. It's funny when you go to these things now, you're like, all the teachers are pretty much younger. Younger than you? That would be so weird.

But then you were back at school and you're like, oh, you feel like all of a sudden- Do you sit on little chairs? Nah, well, because it's high school, so it's not too little now, and sort of talk through. I had a bit of a shocker because trying to book it for my two daughters and there's all sort of drop-down menus of all the teachers teachers and then you book one and you realize you can't book another one because the time doesn't work so you have to go back and change. I booked an appointment for a teacher. My daughter's like, it's not even my teacher.

So I mean apologies to that teacher for wasting her time. Did you not cancel it? Well no, I had to go, hey we don't need this on the day. But I was like, we're off to see this one next. And they're like, who's that? Oh, no. So yeah, had that and then went to a show last night with my wife, which is lots of fun.

It's called Dracula's. You've been to the one? The one on the Gold Coast. Yeah. So it's kind of like a themed cabaret dinner and you go through like a little ride. It's a ghost train sort of thing, hey? It's like a ghost train to get into where you're going to have dinner. And then while you're eating and drinking, there's an amazing show going on.

Yeah, so this didn't have the little dinner or anything, but just a show. I think it's going around the country and you know, there was amazing performers, they're singing sort of covers of rock bands, there's these sort of trapeze artists spinning around and doing the silks and stuff, which was cool. And then it's, you know, a few rude jokes and stuff and bits and pieces because all kind of horror themed, right? Yeah, well, and Dracula's, like like some of the Madrid stuff like Dracula's. But I sort of watching along and they were sort of introducing the sort of horror characters

and then I was like, did they just say Jono and Ben? No, they've come from Australia. And I was like, did they say Jono and Ben? I was like to my wife, did they say Jono and Ben? One of the characters, she's like, shh, shh. And I was like, but I'm sure. Are you yelling in a quiet theatre? Did they just say my name?

Did they say Jono and Ben? I was like, does it? Yeah, because it took me out of the blue and I didn't hear but I'm sure. I was like, she's like, yeah. Are you yelling in a quiet theatre? Dude, say my name! Did they say Jono and Ben? Did they say Jono and Ben? I was like, does it? Yeah, because it took me out of the blue and I didn't hear the lead into the line. Yeah. So all I heard was Jono and Ben and I was talking to my wife and she's like, yeah, but

shush. And I was like, well, what does that mean? What was the thing? It wasn't until half time I got to talk to my wife. I was like, what was the thing? And she's like, oh, they did say Jono and Ben. It was like one of the characters was like a surgeon that separates people. And they separated Jono and Ben was the thing? And she's like, oh, they did say Jono and Ben. It was like one of the characters was like a surgeon that separates people. And they separated Jono and Ben was the guy.

I was like, oh, good. It was. I was like, did they throw shade at me and Jono? I mean, what was this thing? They're getting local references in. I like that. So we got a local reference. But I spent the first half going, what was it?

My wife's like, shush, just enjoy the show. Which I did, which was great, but the whole time. So yeah, was not expecting a shout out in the show. Good shout out. So yeah, there we go. We got a shout out in Dracula's. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast. The Hits. I'm not really sure what's going on. There's a lot of conversations going on between you guys,

producer Grace. We've got producer Bronte here helping out this week. We've got Megan as well, obviously. I'm on the buttons. Guys have been having conversations, a lot of talking going on. I know the producers are a little bit nervous for me to talk about it, but I was like, if there's an issue behind the scenes, we should all talk about it and clear it up. Now, there was a serious error that happened on our radio station, which hopefully you didn't notice yesterday.

Oh, when the station went off air briefly right? Yeah, it was only for a little bit, a little bit. So there was a bit of an investigation that went on yesterday, Grace do you want to fill us in? Because I didn't know, I didn't know about this. So yeah there was a bit of investigating going on and because the people on the buttons you know it's Megan, me filling in obviously, filling in or drive producer Sarah and I was like I was like I or drive producer Sarah. And I was like, I feel like it's not them. I was like, I feel like it's not Megan. And luckily, you know, we've got cameras. And I was like, I've got to back my girl.

Because I was like, I feel like people are blaming the panelists. Do you know where I think this is going? Do you know where I think this is going? Because I think it might be me. So I was- I think it might be me. Behind the scenes, I was getting a lot of grief and I didn't know about it. I didn't know you were getting grief

because I think I turned a whole lot of microphones off the other day while buttons off when somebody had some guests going on and I think I might have. In hindsight I was like, maybe I did turn that off. I was thinking about that last night. So bless grace, we have cameras rolling. And so she did a deep dive and went back

and looked at the cameras. Well, because I was like going back and forth and I could see it was off and then it was on. I was like, oh no, Megan, like I've been trying to back you but like, oh my God, Megan's the only looked at the cameras. Well, cause I was like going back and forth and I could see it was off and then it was on. I was like, oh no, Megan, like I've been trying to back you but like, oh my God, Megan's the only one by the buttons. It's obviously Megan. And then I hit the moment. There's a perfect clear shot of Ben.

Eating a banana, eating a banana. Yeah, I was like, I wish it was over there where, cause you had the microphones on and microphones record everything as well. And yes, and I think it, yeah, well that was, yeah. I did have the microphones on, Ben, but that's not the microphone button. No no but I turned off all the rear and then like I said I was like that might have been me I might have just gone along and just done that but the radio station at that time is not on air

like we can't make any money. So once it hits 3 o'clock it comes back yeah so Ben turned the station off air for that. You can't actually see all the buttons but that is the one button that you can see clearly. And Ben walks along with his banana and goes... I was just, it was like all the lights are red, turn them all off. And then later I'm like, yeah, I think I might've done that accidentally. And Grace mentioned it to me and I was like, I don't care. I know that's not me because I know that's the one button you don't push. But you had good intentions. I was like, oh oh my gosh Ben got up because he saw the red light

and I always complain about over recording and losing storage. I think we're having conversations about stuff that we didn't need to record. Yeah exactly. But Ben, how often do you use the buttons? Never. Never. Never. And this is why.

This is why. That's like getting in a truck and seeing all these buttons and being like, do do do do do, she'll be sweet. Ben, do you want to send a personal sorry out to Mando when he hears this? Yeah, well, yeah. Do you want to send him an email? No, do a live on air right now. Say sorry. Look, I'm sorry, Matt. It won't happen again. I've pushed the button. It probably won't happen again because I won't be here again. Maybe I'm on my way out.

And excuse me, that wasn't me. Vroom Rana thought it was me. It was not me. Back to my girl. But Ben, I believe in you. No more button touching. No, wait, I'll leave it. I don't normally, but yeah.

But it was one of those things, I was like, why have we still got the red lights on for a long time? But you're right, I shouldn't have just gone along with all the other... For some reason, you just got confidence in yourself. I love it. Because during the day, you can't do anything wrong on that desk. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Because during the day you can't do anything wrong on that desk. Yeah, yeah, that is true. You can't do anything wrong. So how was I to know at 3 o'clock they weren't going to go, oh sweet, are we good to go?

Fair enough, you do make a good point about it. We can do whatever we want from 9 till 3 on that desk. We can change anything but at 3 o'clock, how was I to know? You had that conversation with Maddith, see how it goes. We record all sorts of stuff between nine and three. I do podcasts. They don't go. We don't think they're going to go to air.

Right. But anyway, yeah, it was me. Okay. Oh, minute. It's me. Leave the buttons. Yeah. All right.

Leave the buttons. Lesson learned on that one. That's for sure. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast. The Hits. I'm going through the stage now where my daughter is just moving into a normal bed. So we've kept her in a cot in the bed prison for as long as we can, but she's just moving

into her big girl bed. And I thought she would be great. She's very independent, she's very strong-willed, and I thought she would, you know, like really embrace it. And she loves the idea of it. But she has realized that she's got freedom. Freedom for the first time. She's not in her bed prison at night, right? So my son would wake up in the night and he would be sad and be like, Mom, I need you. Oh, this is when he could like escape. When he went into his big guy bed. So she's the opposite. So the other night, my husband and I woke up and we were like, what is that noise?

There's someone in the kitchen. And I was like, oh my god, someone broken it. I could hear a noise in the kitchen. And so he checks on the kids on the monitor and we can't see my daughter, it's off. The camera's gone off. Wow, scary. We were like, like um that's

terrifying. Yeah. So he gets up and goes into her room she's turned on these star lights she has she's like turn on the lights she has switched off her own camera. She's like no one's filming this. She's like you can't see me now and she's gone for a wander and she's gone into the kitchen and I'm she loves going in and finding my lipsticks in the kitchen. I'm just like, what has she done? Where do you get lipsticks in the kitchen? It's where my bag is.

Oh right, I see what you're saying. What sort of operation are you running there? I can just imagine her sitting in the kitchen, having a picnic on the floor, but total opposite to my son who's like, help me, mama. She's like, all right, I'm going on an operation. Turn off the spy camera. I didn't even know she knew how to do that. That's frightening in a way, isn't it?

How smart she is. I'm sorry, you're gonna have to get like a gate on your door or something. What does it happen like as a kid, you don't wanna be in bed. You know, you're like, there's no way I wanna be in there as an adult, that's all you're thinking about. I know they don't wanna do the best things in life,

which is bed, eat and shower or bath. Those are like my three favourite things to do. I saw a meme. And those are the ones I fight you on. A meme the other day saying, if I was a baby and I could get up at any time I want, it wouldn't be 5.45 in the morning. No. No alarms, no commitments.

Yeah. Why are you getting up so early? And feed me. Put a plate of food in front of me at every meal time. That's right. Great. Kids listening right now, all you're going to want to do is go to bed at some stage. I promise you, embrace it while someone's doing it for you.

Jono, Ben and Megan. The Podcast. The Hits. We want to talk about, have you had a blowout on a video call? Because it happened yesterday to one of the members of the Hits team, didn't it? Yes. Hayley joins us to talk about it. Now we're on a work zone yesterday with a podcast work zone.

Oh my gosh. Now we were doing stuff with our radio show while also, you know, trying to keep up with what was going on. We had a talk, a really interesting chat about podcasts. And then afterwards we missed a bit where you're like, I was so mortified, something happened. What happened? So this big international speaker, all the execs were there, everyone in Zoom, and I

had muted my screen, but then because I'm trying to do the radio show at the same time, I had to take a call to air and it came through the desk. And I broadcast all over this international speaker with everyone in that Zoom and I had no idea until everyone had seen I'd missed about five million calls. Oh no. So you're talking away for what, like a minute or so? I don't even, I am too scared to watch back the recording to see how long it went until they managed to hack into my system and mute me for me.

Oh my god. Caller on air though, but not necessarily on the Zoom conference. Oh that's awkward. I just felt like I wanted the ground to swallow me up. Powerplay, though, from you. You're like, sorry, international speaker, but I've got some stuff that's way more important. I mean, it's a way to audition for a big American radio

station, isn't it? What's so important about big bosses, 30 people? Real powerplay, hey? You're like, yeah. You shot your shot. That's what they say. That's what the kids say these days. Any calls?

I've seen my invoice through as well, because I'm sure he got paid to do his. You got any calls from the big shot overseas? Oh, not yet, but I'm sure they're in the inbox, I'm sure. Yeah. Oh, Hayley, so good. It's such a great story. Yeah. So we wanted to know, oh, 100thetats4487, have you had a video blowout?

I like over Zoom, over Skype, over video calling. My mum had a bit of a shocker. This is so good. Oh, it was a few years ago during COVID times and my daughter Sienna at the time had gone to the finals of the speech competition at school. And you couldn't go along and watch because it was COVID times,

but you could at least watch over Zoom. So all the kids- How many people had joined that Zoom? Lots of people, like heaps of parents, you know, kids on Zoom as well, watching, the whole school was watching and it was all over Zoom, all the different classrooms in Zoom. And my mum Zoomed in to watch her granddaughter do her thing, which is nice. And then Amanda, my wife, her mum, Joyce had popped in as well.

And when my mum got on the Zoom, she saw Joyce on there. And not thinking everyone would hear this conversation, she saw Joyce on there and not thinking everyone would hear this conversation, she started going, Oh, hey Joyce, how are you? Good to see you. How's things been having a conversation? And we're all watching going, Oh no, she doesn't realise that everyone can hear this conversation. Everyone. There's like hundreds of people. Yeah, hundreds of people going, having just a conversation. And then the teacher had to like jump on and go, sorry ladies, but we can all hear your conversation

and we'd like to start the speeches now. And Sienna was just like, my daughter was like, oh my goodness. Oh yeah, that kind of reminds everyone. Having a conversation. We're talking about when you've had a bit of a blowout on a video call. It happened to Hailey, she works for The Hits across the network. This was a big Zoom. It was like a lot of people, there was an international guest, there was our big, big bosses on the Zoom and she forgot to mute

herself. She was talking away to a listener. She didn't even realise, so someone had to remotely go in and turn her microphone off. It is a shocker with those things. You say, look, we did a lot more video calling through COVID times. It happened. Again, a friend of mine, his wife was working from home. He didn't realise that he just got changed in the back of shot, like in the bedroom. He thought he didn't realise.

From naked or? Well, yeah, towel sort of situation dropped. She didn't realise that she was on a video call, just thought she was talking on the phone and then he was quite, quite far back in the room. But still, you know, it's not what you want on a video call situation. It's not, it's not. I feel like we're getting better though, getting more used to it these days. Or are we?

Tilly, good morning. Good morning Megan, how are you? I'm great. What, what story have you got for us? What happened? Well, I'm a teacher and this is during COVID times as well. So we used to do these conference calls so that we can set them up and off they go and do their work. So I've got a class of 12 and 13 year olds and of course the dogs, we've got two schnauzers

and they decide to take over that day, take over the conference call. So all the kids are there, cute as everything, we're all ready to go and the dogs come, woof woof, jump all over me. And so obviously that lesson went out the door and everybody went and got their pets. Aww, that's cute. I like that though. That's why it's cute, because you've got to see another side of them at home. Yeah.

And they've got to see that I'm real as well. I'm not their teacher. Yeah. I think that's sweet. Yeah, that's nice. And we're going to check in the drawer for that family trip to Orlando. It's drawn today thanks to How to Train a Dragon. So good luck for that. Have a great weekend. Oh, thank you. And you too guys. No worries. You think about how many pets you saw during, my dog always featured.

He runs like, can you put your dog down? I just need to talk to you. Janay, good morning. How are you this morning? Good, thanks and you guys? Yeah, we're good. We're good. Well, how did you have a video call blowout? Well, it was actually one of my friends back in South Africa during COVID time. Yeah. He was on a Zoom video call and his wife just climbed out the shower and she decided she

was walking behind him and everybody saw her stark naked. Oh, that's what's just happened to my friends. It's like... Did she not see though if she's facing the laptop or the computer? Exactly. Sometimes you've got headphones on, you think people are having a conversation. The best thing is not to do that. Don't take the work into the bedroom and things like that.

Maybe that's the message there, isn't it? Shocking. I think so too, mate. I end up flashing to people all the time. Like that whole cruise ship in Australia, I flash Australia, but I just, you've got to hold on to your head instead of getting them embarrassed, just be like lucky them. Lucky them. You're an exhibitionist aren't you Megan. If they just want to look, it's their fault. Lucky them. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast. The Hats. We heard a great story yesterday from Petr who told a story about, an unfortunate story about how she accidentally locked herself out of her hotel room naked.

In the middle of the night she was going to the toilet, got the wrong door and so she went to the hotel's gym and used some paper towels. High cackles. Great tactic too. She had three or four paper towels, one she almost had like a G string situation, didn't she? And my wife had heard this on the radio yesterday and she was talking, she was like, she almost had like a G-string situation, didn't she? And my wife had heard this on the radio yesterday and she was talking, she was like, oh, it was such a funny story we were talking about last night.

And she said, remember when you had that light, you made that slight mistake at the hotel? And I was like, what do you mean? And this wasn't a naked story, but I'd kind of forgotten about it. Many years ago, we hosted the Music Awards and Big Night was hosting that. And my wife was actually 39, she was like, I was 39 weeks pregnant, she came along for a bit and we got a hotel, we got a hotel in town, they basically, because you're hosting, they had a sponsor and they were like, would you like a hotel? So my wife had gone back to the hotel. In my defense, I hadn't checked into the hotel, but the previous year we'd been at a different hotel, shall

we say. And I went along thinking that I was in the middle of the night, probably two in the morning, getting back. Big night being boys. Big night, big night. And my wife has just like come up, you know, she had the room card. She's like, told me the room number. I was like, sweet. Went back to the hotel and walked through reception, went up in the lift, got to the room and then went and I was like, oh, the key card she's given me isn't quite working. Oh, that's kind of weird. And so this is two in the morning, so I'll start knocking. And she's not listening to my knocking. So I'll give her a call.

She answers the phone. She's like, hello. And I'm like, where are you? And she's like, I'm in the room. I'm like eight, eight, oh one or whatever the room number. She's like, yeah, eight, oh one. I'm like, cool. Eight, oh one.

I'm like, can you hear me knocking? No, I'm like knocking louder. She's like, give me a knocking. Come to the door and I'll open it. Eight, oh one. I'm here. I promise you I'm here. And then she's like what hotel you at? And I was like and then I named the hotel she's like yeah I'm not on that one. I'm like oh no. Oh no. Yeah. So did anyone come to the door? Thankfully no one came to the door but I exited out there pretty quickly. I hope no one was in that room because imagine that. You scared the crap out of me. Opening the door, I'm like, Ben? I'm outside, can you hear me knocking?

What do you want? And then the embarrassing walk back through reception as I had to leave, like, hey, see you guys, see you guys, have a great day. They're like, where are you going? It's 2 a.m. And why did you just come in and then walk back out with confidence?

Creepy. Yeah, so one of those situations. You almost got there with Peta's story. How close was the other hotel that you were going to? Not close at all, really. Totally got it wrong. Jono, Ben and Megan. The Podcast. The Hats.

Now, Megan, just before we go, in 4487 on the text, you're weird home flex. Not a flex. I just want to know if anyone else has got a fleck for their home. I've never flecked about this. Do you even say that? Yeah, because only once have we been invited out to the estate. Not true either. You've been invited many times.

I had to get my passport renewed to go out there last time. It's so far away. But anyway, the time you get out there, lovely place, lovely part of the country where you live. Semi-rural. But you had to, and I was giving you grief about how you've got two lounge areas. You've got a formal lounge and another lounge area. You only call it a lounge because I put a TV in the other room, which is technically just a dining room. But anyway.

And then you said yesterday how you also have three toilets. We were talking about cleaning. We're talking about cleaning and I said it's a pain in the bum because I've got three toilets to clean. And I was like, oh, must be nice. How? It's not nice. Yeah. Because there's one extra. You know, these are.

A mansion, do you live in? No. OK. You didn't build the house, though, to be fair. I didn't build the house. You didn't say, I demand a house with three bathrooms. You know it's not a mansion because you've been there. No, it's not a mansion.

I'm just getting you a grief. But you have three bathrooms. That's a lot of bathroom. That's probably one more than you need. At least one more than you need. I haven't been to your house that the TV money bought you, so maybe you live in a mansion. I don't have three bathrooms. You've got to have somewhere to put all those costumes.

I have a garage that my wife can't park the car in. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast. The hats. Weedflex is about houses. Someone's texted her and said they're cleaning a house in Palmy that has five bathrooms. Five? You keep saying bathrooms.

I don't have three bathrooms. I've got three toilets. Oh, there's other weird flexes covered too. And it's not a flex. Our bathroom mirror has a demister. I didn't know it was a thing. Now I judge other mirrors for not being smart enough. Our laundry has more cupboard space than our actual kitchen.

Not sure why. Wow. Yeah. We have a motion sensor space than our actual kitchen, not sure why, but. Wow. Yeah, we have a motion sensor light in our hallway so I can moonwalk to the bathroom at night for the full concert experience. And our dog has its own bedroom. It's got a queen mattress and mood lighting, so there you go.

Oh wow. That's pretty cool. Okay. And I haven't been to Ben's house yet, so he might be hiding a huge flex. We don't know. It's never gonna happen now. Cause you now have mocked you about your two, I only have one. I'm friends with your flex. We don't know. It's never going to happen now. Because now I've mocked you about your two...

I'm friends with your wife. She might invite me. I only have one lounge and two bathrooms. So sorry. You know, you can't use the third. I'm sorry, Megan. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast.

The Hats. Just quickly, I went along to a show last night, Megan, and I just want to know when you're sitting, because we were right in the middle, right? And you've got people. Of a row. Of a row. And you've got people at the start of the row, and you come back and you're like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,

and you're going to try and go past them. They have to stand up, or they sit there with their legs to the side. What is the best way to go? Like, do you face them, or do you face away? Because either way feels a bit wrong. I don't know, I always stand first of all. I get like a little bit anxious when you're trying to pass and people are still sitting and you're like, oh god.

I know, but sometimes yeah, because sometimes your crotch is right towards them or your backside's quite towards them or what? Or if you trip you literally kind of fall in their lap. Yeah, I usually eyeball them but look towards them and say sorry, sorry, sorry as they go past, they go front ways. But then some people I was with last night were like, oh no, you don't- I go back ways. You go, yeah, that's what they were saying. Yeah. But I guess I've got more to put in their face. If I fall. That's the only way I can nicely explain that.

All good one. 4487 on the text, front or back, which way are we going? That's a weird thing as I ask that.