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The Hits, with the Jono and Ben podcast.
Cheers to Dilma, making the world a better tea.
Now Ben, we want to bring up something that's somewhat of an intervention with you.
You wore a jersey yesterday to work and didn't notice until after the program
that maybe you might have committed a Christmas crime six months into the year.
Yeah, look, I'll put my hand up and say I don't know if it is a Christmas crime.
Now, full transparency, I bought this jumper around Christmas time.
It's a Mickey Mouse jumper.
It's a jersey.
It's got Mickey Mouse on it.
And down the sleeves, it's got either stars or snowflakes.
It's in the Christmas jumper sort of world.
And I do wear it around Christmas time.
But then I'm like, hey, it's not that Christmassy.
And it's too hot at Christmas.
So now this is the perfect time to wear a jumper like that.
But afterwards, you're like, you're wearing a Christmas jumper.
Yeah, you are.
Well, the torso screamed Disney, but the sleeves were whispering Christmas.
It was beige and red, too.
So like, you know, Christmas colours.
We checked a poll on social, didn't we?
I think we did.
What were the results on that?
We threw it out to the people.
I think people were okay with it.
I mean, yeah, about 70%.
I mean, not quite as, I'm not winning the best song ever with these votes or anything like that.
But yeah, about 70% said, you can wear it, it's fine.
We were all offended.
We were like, you'd be less offensive to wear a Make America Great Again hat in here than a Christmas jersey.
You know, I'm like full Christmas.
I'm all about it.
And I love a Christmas jersey, but not too early.
Like that's too early.
But it's not.
If you want to wear your jersey at Christmas time,
fly to the Northern Hemisphere, mate.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, maybe I will because it's damn too hot to wear a Christmas.
This is the perfect time for Christmas jumpers.
You're right.
I'm saying this is the time.
Midwinter Christmas jumpers in New Zealand.
Let's make it a thing, all right?
The hits.
The Jono and Ben podcast. We cross jumpers in New Zealand. Let's make it a thing, alright? The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast.
We cross live now to New York,
our friend in New York,
Nicole Ryan. She's the breakfast host
on a radio show over there called SiriusXM
Hits. And we can see
you over Zoom right now, Nicole, in
your office. Is it a whacking great fridge
behind you? The fridge,
please. I'm in a playroom. This is a
box. Remember, it's New York City. So this is a box oh it's a box new york city so this
is a this is there's games in there do you know what nicole yeah if you got the game uh it's
called clue over there um the mystery it's called cludo cludo in new zealand i was like the mystery
is finding what happened to the o uh yeah i don't know we call it cludo but some reason in america
it's clue i don't know it's always been Yeah, we actually just taught them to play that like a couple months ago.
Is it called Monopoly over there?
Yeah, Monopoly.
Connect Four?
Is Connect Four called?
Connect Four?
Oh, I will F you up in Connect Four.
Because we thought maybe we could start teaching you some things from New Zealand,
just the little differences.
I mean, one, we could teach you like you guys you guys have thongs you wear in summertime, right,
as far as on your feet.
Jandals.
J-A-N-D-A-L-S.
Jandals is the name of that in New Zealand.
What?
Summertime is jandals?
Yeah, you put your jandals on.
Yeah, handle the jandal.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
So it's jandals time where I'm putting jandals on, not sandals?
Yeah, it's like sandals with a J.
Yeah, we don't call it jandals time, though. putting jandals on, not sandals. Yeah, it's like sandals with a J.
We don't call it Jandals time, though.
Do you also call them flip-flops?
No, but we understand what a flip-flop is.
Okay.
But a thong over here is a G-string.
Yes.
No, a thong over here is also a G-string.
Okay.
But you can, yeah, it is also like a thong.
Oh, it's Cisco.
Cisco had me in that song, didn't he? It's a thong song. It's a of that song, didn't he? Thong song. Thong song, didn't he?
Not about jandals.
Not about jandals.
You've got fanny packs over there.
Oh, yeah, that one always makes me laugh.
Different connotations over here are fanny.
Oh, that's a fupa over here.
Yeah, so we call it like a bum bag or a belt bag or something like that.
But a fanny pack always makes us laugh.
Yeah, I mean, it's the lamest sounding term ever, fanny pack.
I mean, they are pretty lame.
Well, we could talk for hours about the differences.
We've got Nicole with us from New York.
The Olympics, what a spectacle, isn't it?
You've got the celebrities, obviously the athletes,
well, they're contractually obliged to be there,
but hasn't it been awesome?
Yeah, it really has.
And it was funny because I was talking to one of my friends
who was like, the Olympics are so lame.
Like, the Olympics are for people who, like,
don't watch, like, real sports, like football and basketball
and baseball during the year.
I was like, are you kidding?
I so look forward to the Olympics.
It's so fun.
The girls' gymnastics team for me is the thing
that I look forward to the most.
It's just unreal.
Simone Biles is, she's phenomenal.
I know.
We just found out that they're naming a sixth move after her.
Yeah, I just watched it.
It's on the bars?
Yeah, yeah.
So they have, she has something on each apparatus now.
Like they have like a move named after her on the bars, on the floor,
on the beam, and on the vault, which is kind of badass.
It's really bad.
You know you've done well when they've decided to name a cool move after you.
The other star-studded team, the U.S. men's basketball team.
Yes.
LeBron James.
Steph Curry.
Steph Curry.
You name it, they're all there.
Do you get to interview basketball players?
No, I don't.
Oh, we had Shaquille O'Neal once.
Oh, that's cool. Shaquille O'Neal once. Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, which was very cool.
He's very large.
His hand is so big that it can like palm your head,
which is kind of daunting.
He's just like a big, like stuffed animal.
Like you just want to hug him.
He's a really nice guy.
Speaking of Simone Biles,
have you seen that photo of Simone Biles next to Shaquille O'Neal?
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
She's like up to her knees.
Yeah, she's like 4'8 or something.
I knew she was short, but that's next level short.
Wow.
I did just see she's had to clap back because she's the greatest of all time, right?
She's an incredible athlete.
Amazing.
But she's had to clap back at people who are hassling her hair on social media.
Her hair?
Okay, I'm not gonna
lie and i love me some simone i did actually say that out loud to my family when we were watching
i feel like i not like and i would never say anything to her but i just was questioning i
feel like you were on there you're in these like amazing leotards like you're like ready to go
hairs braided or slicked back and i feel like hers looks like she just like threw it up like
like like i could do that hairdo.
I feel like you don't even want it done pristine for the freaking Olympics.
She's done a, I'm 15 minutes late for work hairdo.
Yeah, fair enough.
She said it's also like 9,000 degrees.
So she's like, I did it.
But then the humidity's got to her.
So currently right now I'm having a look when we're talking to you guys,
America, USA, 26 medals.
Have a guess how many you think New Zealand's won at the Olympics so far.
Oh, no.
I'm going to 15.
That's so generous.
Thank you.
So generous.
Maybe by the end of it, we've got two.
Currently we've got a silver in the triathlon and one gold.
Amazing performance by our Women's Sevens rugby team,
which was incredible.
But, you know, just one.
You're very stuck on quantity, though, Ben.
He's so like... But what else is there?
It is about quantity, right?
That's what the Olympics are.
What we tend to do as a very small nation
at some point during the Olympics, we'll start
to break down the medal wins per
capita.
And then that really puts us sort of inside the top 20.
Yeah, we have like 5 million people in New Zealand.
So we're like, oh, that's pretty good.
10 medals for 5 million people.
You do whatever you need to do to make yourself feel better.
But I mean, it really isn't fair when you're like,
you don't have as many people.
So there's not as many options.
No.
So you know what?
You guys get the participation trophy.
Thank you.
Oh, Nicole, lovely catching up with you again. And we'll speak next week, Nicole. Thank you. Oh, Nicole. Lovely catching up with you again.
And we'll speak next week, Nicole.
Thank you.
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As I mentioned before, probably the worst email crime I have committed.
Been emailing for, how long has email been around?
Well, we've been active on it for 20 years or so.
It's been around a while, yeah.
I feel like you've had a few faux pas.
We hit you up about always replying or being like legends to everyone.
I've stopped that now. You notice I've stopped that now you notice I've stopped that
because you made me all
self conscious about that
you just fire them off
in a frenzy
yeah
a barrage of emails
Megan and I know about it
because often we're
on the same email
so all of a sudden
bing bing bing bing bing bing
it's all coming through
very erratic
very erratic
but yeah
I write a lot of my
messages in caps
they start in caps and then the final,
because I'm not looking at the screen that ends in a lowercase letter,
I'm like, oh, I don't know how to change that.
Isn't there a highlight and a hotkey?
Probably.
I think there is.
Pry's a little bit more work.
He's like, don't worry about it.
As long as you're getting the message, that's the main thing.
Who cares about the formatting?
But yeah, big crime yesterday.
Now, Ben, this was a business transaction going back and forth between,
you were on the email, I guess, between us and a lady in Australia.
This is trans-Tasman faux pas, too.
So don't even know this woman.
No.
Have no idea who she is.
Well, you do.
I mean, you know that someone that we'd like to get to know,
someone you want to impress, right?
And I'd finished the email.
And then afterwards I was like,
oh, I might try and find out a bit more information about her,
you know, just her work history.
You do it on a background check?
Yeah, as you would.
Do you do those?
Yeah, catch a vibe on someone.
And, you know, so next time you're having small talk,
you can bring something up.
It's also quite helpful too,
because we had to do something the other night,
John and I, I we didn't know
we hadn't met the person
we had to be reminded
what's that person look like
and we both sort of
screenshotted a photo
and then we both
showed each other
and we're like
totally different people
so one of us was totally wrong
by the name
we're like
oh it's either this person
or this person
we don't know
you were right
I think I was right at the end
but it was like very hard
I was looking for a
completely different person
never found them
but that is a great that's a pro of the internet,
is you can find out about people just in a split second.
So anyway, I Googled this person, and it popped up with a website
and all of the work history and all of her wonderful career achievements.
I'm like, oh, that's interesting.
I thought to myself, she's done some stuff.
So I copied the link, and I was like, I'll send it on to Ben, because you'll be interested to know that she's done some stuff. So I copied the link. And I was like, I'll send it on to
Ben, because you'll be interested
to know that she's done some stuff. And so I
copied the link, pasted it into
email and wrote, wow,
she's done some stuff, and sent
it off. And then I went,
oh dear God,
I've just sent her biography back to her.
She's done some stuff.
She's done some stuff. She's done some stuff.
At least it was complimentary.
It could have been worse.
Yeah, you're right.
Who is she? She's got nothing
to her name.
I haven't heard back from her and I'm thinking
if I was her I would have come back and gone
yeah, she has done some stuff.
That lady has done some stuff.
In those moments you're like, okay, what are my options here?
Calm, breathe deep.
You again resort to Google and you're like, can I suck back emails?
Can I siphon them back from the inbox?
You can, but I've only realized that I should search this sort of two minutes
after I've sent the email.
Gmail gives you 30 seconds max.
You can suck it back out of your inbox.
Because I've got on my gmail a 60 second
delay because i've had the same thing sent out email before and i can cancel it within
60 seconds which is quite handy as you can undo yeah because i've done the same thing i someone
had a bill through and i went to go to my wife go this guy was he thinking with his buddy bill
blah blah blah and sent it straight back to him and then i was like oh no googling frantically
like you what can i do and he goes
and he replied back i'll tell you what i'm thinking this is a this is what the
this is the cost for this thing if you want to oh god he wasn't meant to see this
we're talking behind your back to me mate well you try and pull things back
sounds great all sounds about board Yeah He's like
He's dropped now
That I've
Seen the message
Oh god
I just wanted to
Burn my computer
And change my name
And move overseas
Did you send another email
Being like
Oh sorry
No I just left it
So I think
You know
That lady has done some stuff
But it sounds like
She's not going to be
Doing stuff with us
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Gold, silver and bronze in the rowing.
It was incredible to watch.
Just three great performances.
Yeah, it was a great privilege actually earlier in the show,
just after six o'clock, for us to be able to speak to the silver medal winner,
one of the silver medal winners, Olly McLean,
who was one of the men's Coxless Four rowing team,
and I had a chat to him.
Hey, Jono, Olly him. Hey, Jono.
Ollie here.
Hey, Ollie.
How are you, mate?
Good, good, good.
How are you?
Good.
Well, you're doing great, man.
Congratulations.
Silver, that's incredible.
Yeah, no, I'm pretty stoked.
The boys and I were over the moon.
I bet you were.
But what were you hoping for?
Oh, gold, of course.
Jono.
You know.
That's a serious, serious one.
Full credit to the Americans. Yeah, full credit to the americans yeah full credit to the americans but i mean i'd
be stoked with silver i'd be stoked with bronze to be honest but yeah i guess you're always aiming
for gold i guess that's why you do what you do yeah with the amount of hours we put into this
you've got to go for gold uh what was the race last night the americans i think it's the first
time they've won gold in rowing for, I think, well,
years and years, right? It was such a close
race between you two. How exhausted?
Like, I know it's probably another stupid question,
but how physically exhausted? Because you guys
train all the time, but how exhausted are you at the end
of a race like that? Yeah, after a race
like that, you can't really beat,
you can't really do anything
and, you know, there's so many emotions
going,
especially at Olympic Games and Olympic Final.
You're just trying to get blood back into your head,
that fissure in your legs.
You've got lactic acid pumping through your body.
As you get the body moving again, it all comes back,
and that's when we realize, honestly, what we've done,
and we're super stoked with it.
Well, we are all so proud of you.
Now, Megan.
Hi, Ollie.
Dabbled in a bit of rowing. Hey, Megan. Dabbled in a bit of rowing. Hey, Megan.
Dabbled in a bit of rowing over her time, so we'll hand it over to her. Do some rowing jargon.
You know, some insider chat there, Megan. Impressive.
Well, I remember 2,000 metres,
but you know, like, you pace yourself and
you do your hard strokes, but then
by the time, it looked like the Americans at the end,
there was no, like, pacing.
You were just flat out. From what
point do you reckon i think we knew
about four inches to go we started moving on them and that's when we made our move you know it's the
olympic final like we got to go so we just honestly started going for it then we we were moving on
them moving on them i think we're almost even with them but uh again uh the americans just had that
little bit of extra gear and you know that and that's how they managed to get us.
What do you say?
Are you guys all yelling at each other, inspiring each other?
Is one person talking?
How does it work on the boat?
So Logan, who's our two-seat, he's the man with all the calls.
He's the one that looks around, see where we're at,
if we need to make any moves on cruise, any rhythm calls.
He's the man that will lead the boat.
If I need to say anything, I will.
I think, yeah, again, when we hit into our last 300, 250 metres,
I was saying, believe, believe.
You know, we can do it, we can do it.
But there's not much you can say when your heart rate's at about 190, 200 plus.
Wow.
The finesse of a four is amazing because these guys have one oar.
So if one person is stroking harder than the other, the boat turns.
So they have to be completely in sync because it's coxless.
These guys are like, it was incredible to watch.
I mean, that's the beautiful thing about four.
It's all about symmetry and cohesion.
And we're still a youngish crew.
We've only been together for about 18 months.
So we've just wanted to fucking – sorry.
We just wanted to –
I love it.
I love it.
The raw emotion.
I mean, you've won an Olympics.
You've nailed it.
Can I ask a question?
Because I watched a few medal ceremonies at the Olympics.
Everyone gets their medals, which is incredible.
But everyone gets handed like a box,
and it looks like maybe it's hogwarts wand or something inside it like
that's that sort of shape what is inside that box so it's a poster but i haven't actually i haven't
actually rung it out yet so i'm looking forward to opening it up feels like a very extravagant
packaging for a poster yeah and i'm just like what's in the box what are they all getting so
yeah yeah i'm looking i'm looking forward i have no honestly have no idea what it looks like so
you'll be getting the blue tech and sticking that up on the wall.
So what happens afterwards?
You get your medal, which must have been so emotional.
And then what happens after that?
So I actually had a drug test.
That was a pain in the ass.
Is that like peeing into a cup sort of situation?
That's what it is, right?
Yeah, I had a guy watching me pee in a cup for a minute.
You're like, don't have just one silver.
This isn't how I expected to celebrate.
Is he like, if you're at the urinal, is he like standing, staring?
Is he just watching?
Yeah, I have to drop my pants to my knees.
I have to lift my shirt to my nipples.
That's really old school. You're a five-year-old kid at primary school, right? That's what I used to drop my pants to my knees. I have to lift my shirt to my nipples. That's really old school.
Like you're a five-year-old kid at primary school, right?
That's what I used to do.
Yeah.
Peeing old school, baby.
That is it.
And all I can keep thinking is those drug testers have seen the genitals
of some of the finest athletes this world has ever produced.
They'll be watching TV.
They'll be like, seen his,
seen hers,
seen that.
Or they might be professional.
Yeah,
I imagine they would be professional.
They're definitely comparing and contrasting as well.
You don't want to be coming
straight after you,
you sprinter.
Hey,
Ollie.
Yeah,
no.
So nice to talk to you.
Congratulations.
As we've said many times,
we're all so proud of you guys.
It was incredible to watch.
So well done.
Awesome.
Thank you so much, guys.
Really appreciate it.
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Time for a good bit of advice.
Now, this is something you were playing yesterday off the radio to us.
And we're like, we need to get this on the radio.
Because, yeah, there's a lot of help that goes around on social media,
those things.
You watch these inspirational videos.
I am starting to detest successful, muscly, good-looking people of help that goes around on social media though things you watch these inspirational videos i i
am starting to detest successful muscly good-looking people telling me how to live my life
yeah listen i'm never going to be as good as you i'm okay with that i'm 42. i i watch so many of
these and i'm like oh yeah implement that but most of them i never do this is one word and it's just
a word you say that you can change out for another word that will change your outlook on life.
So this is probably quite good.
As I said before, it's middle of winter.
Things are a little bit bleak.
The economy's not great.
All that sort of stuff.
So maybe this is a fresh way of thinking about things from actor Reese Witherspoon.
Yeah.
He was waiting for a train at the train station and he said, you know, I decided this morning instead of saying I have to wait for the train.
He's like, I get to wait for the train he's like I get to wait for the train
and I get to wake up in the morning and I get to shower myself and I get to pick out my own clothes
and I get to go somewhere really special for lunch and I get to have lunch with my friend
and I get to go home and I get to get in my cozy bed changing I have to do I get to
I get to come to work every day with three of my mates.
You can choose.
There's four people here.
Four of us all looking around.
Who doesn't make the count?
Come, Glenn.
I miscounted.
That's fine.
Wow, okay.
It's gone from a really motivating thing
to something far less motivating for one of us.
But as we all look around, like, okay.
I do love Reese Witherspoon.
I feel like she's one of those celebrities you watch and you're like,
I would be great friends with Reese.
You know, she needs me in her friend group.
She doesn't.
She doesn't, though.
If only she accepted me in her friend group, boy, we would have had it all.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
She's just lovely, really bubbly.
And friends with Cameron Diaz.
When they hang out, I'm like, I could be the third.
You could be there.
They just need you and a few, you know, sucking back a few savvies.
Yeah.
I reckon they'd say some inappropriate stuff after.
Oh, yeah.
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, but that's good advice.
Change I have to, to I get to.
That's, yeah, really, really good advice to take that.
I get to pay taxes.
Yeah, lucky.
Oh, that's a privilege.
That is a real privilege.
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Now, Megan,
you've been,
well, you told us
about a little
bit of an
embellishment,
a little bit of
a lie that you've
told your kid for
a good reason.
One of those
things when you,
before you're a
parent, you're like,
I will never do
this.
And then it gets
to being a parent
and you're like,
just breaking all
your own rules.
You're caught up
in a bloody web
of lies at the
moment.
Before you're
trying to tell us the Olympic flame's been burning since 1896.
I thought that was legit.
Now, what have you done here?
So, we always said we'd never lie to our kids, we'd just be honest, but...
Honesty's never the best policy.
They always go, honesty's the best policy.
There's not many occasions in life you'll learn this.
It's probably the most awkward policy, isn't it?
And our almost four-year-old, he just doesn't want to do anything at the moment,
especially wear his new shoes.
So he's got tatty old shoes, but he's got new ones that are bigger that he can wear,
but he just refuses to.
He likes the old ones, okay.
So we've resorted to everything to try and get him to wear them.
But the thing that I think has worked is I told him they had magic powers now my best
friend comes over and she gets him to do things by telling him she's got magic powers so she's
mind effing him love it yeah she um she sent him a video and she told him that his new shoes will
make him run faster oh so you've wrote your friend into this well he only believes her
listen to me well you'd listen to a magician, wouldn't you, mate?
Megan?
I think mummy may have spilled the beans already.
But before I left the other day, I did something a little sneaky.
And I put some of my magic powers into your new shoes.
Now, you can't tell anybody about this because this is going to make you run so fast.
Now, this is amazing your friend's done this, but if she has magic powers,
get her to help out our Olympic athletes before your son.
I mean, anyone won't run it faster.
Zoe Hobbs, she's getting into the 100 metres, isn't she?
Zoe's wearing her good shoes, isn't she?
She doesn't need help in that regard.
Do you think Basti's like, why is she telling me this?
Why is this just going to weigh me down and sit on my conscience?
I'm not allowed to tell anyone that mum's best friend's got magic powers.
She's putting them in my shoes.
Is he wearing the new shoes?
He wore the shoes.
Yes, that's good.
Good result.
A good result.
I mean, it's not going to hurt anyone.
I asked him yesterday if he ran fast and he was like, yeah.
So I think he is keeping it a secret.
Okay, the evil lies that you've told kids.
Maybe you were told as a kid.
Also, I saw one recently online. I don't think I'd do this.
This seems a little bit mean.
But a woman was telling her kids that if they're good all week for five days,
then she'll let them have two days off.
Yeah, so if they go to school, whatever it is, go to daycare,
you're good for five days, you get two days off it.
That is genius.
That's a great point.
Eventually you grow up to a point where you're like,
well, if I meander through five days of work, I still get the two days off anyway.
You're like, wait, everyone's always had these for free?
Talking about the little lies you told your kids
after megan you got your friend you roped in your friend to be part of your web of lies
she uh told my son that she'd put magical powers into his new shoes i think mommy may have spilled
the beans already but before i left the other day i did something a little sneaky and I put some of my magic powers into your new shoes.
She can come to my house and put some grand remedy in mine if possible.
Very nice.
You get the moment.
I don't know if you ever get the moment where Basti or some will realize that that's obviously a lie.
The trust is gone then forever.
I did have a moment with my daughter because when she was young
my wife
she's got
her uncle's got a place
in the Gold Coast
and we used to be able
to stay
for holidays for free
you know there
we could go over
and stay in this apartment
so we stayed a couple of times
when they were young
we went to Dream World
and there's like
Wiggles World
my daughter loved Wiggles
you know we'd be like
you go up to the Wiggles door
if you knock
the Wiggles might come out
come out
that's what we'd always say to her
so every day
she'd knock we got like a week past she'd knock not today didn't come out oh she'd knock to the Wiggles door if you knock the Wiggles might come out come out that's what we'd always say to her so every day she'd knock
we got like a week past
she'd knock
not today
didn't come out
oh she'd knock again
hello Wiggles
and yeah obviously
the Wiggles are on tour
they're not going to come out
last year we took her back
for the first time
she was like
hey you guys used to make me
knock at this door
Wiggles are never going to come out
you're like yeah yeah
sorry about that
yeah you got us
the whole time though
we're never going to come out
she's thinking about
the logistics of a tour now
The wiggles and that
You silly dumb kid
You were knocking on that door
For a week
I don't know
She's like
Colin you made me
Knock on that door
Multiple times
There's always that one
Everyone bangs on about
The Mr Whippy ice cream
Oh yes
What's that
If the siren is sounding
The green sleeve song
Then it means
Mr Whippy's run out of ice cream
Yes
Which Is true.
Jono. Riddled
is true, but also riddled
with plot holes where you're like, if the kids
just think about it for a second and go, hold on,
why would a guy drive around
just going, hey, I'm out of stock.
I'm out of stock, just so you know,
out of stock. It's like an ambulance.
It's like an emergency. Guys, I'm an ice cream guy
without... But then he's there with stock.
He doesn't make a noise.
You're right.
Need to ask some questions, kids.
We're going to get Kirstie on the show.
Good morning to you, Kirstie.
Good morning.
How are you guys?
We're doing well.
It's lovely to have you on.
Happy Friday to you.
Yay, yeah.
Full of enthusiasm.
Love it.
All right. What's the web of lies you told your kids?
So my daughter is now 12, but when she was little, like four or five years old,
we used to tell her that if she told lies that her nose would grow like Pinocchio.
So when she was about to start saying something that might have been a little bit untrue,
she would put her hand over her nose.
Just checking it's not growing.
Or applying pressure to not let it grow.
Yeah, yeah, just kind of pushing it back in.
It's a good tell for you.
She'd be terrible at the casino, wouldn't she?
Like trying to bluff anyone.
But a good tell for you when you're like, oh, she's definitely lying about this.
Great, cool.
Appreciate it, Kirsty.
Thank you for listening.
No worries.
Thank you.
Thanks for contributing.
Great.
Yeah, messages on Facebook on the Hits Breakfast.
I love this one.
If you don't dry yourself properly after a bath, we told our kids you'll grow mold.
They still take their time to dry themselves properly.
Well, as a kid, you'd believe it.
You can really torture some childhoods, can you?
Yeah.
This one from Teresa.
My son wears glasses, but at a young age,
we would con him and said,
if I eat all your veggies,
you won't have to wear glasses anymore.
But then he got to eight
and he started saying,
these veggies must be outdated
because they aren't working on my eyes.
Still can't see.
And one great text here,
the irony of telling a lie to a kid about lying.
Oh, yeah.
They had a system where they said,
if you lie,
there'll be a blue dot
on your head. It just appears and you can't rub it off.
You can't hide from it as
well. And so they went the blue dot theory
and worked for many years, about 12
years.
12 years seems a long time to us.
The hits. The Jono and Ben
podcast. Flashback Friday on the
Olympics.
Yeah. Undies. And it's my, my, my. Just chips.
Yeah.
Flashback.
Looking back through the Olympics, just some of the finest scandals through the Olympic
history books.
And basically every Olympics has had its scandal.
Yeah.
Ever since bloody old Hitler decided to host one in the 30s.
That's right.
That was problematic.
Yeah.
But then we always like to focus in, I feel like the media like to focus in like,
oh, the buildings aren't going to be finished.
It's pollution.
You know, we focus on the negative stuff.
What's going to happen afterwards
with these empty stadiums?
I don't know.
I don't care.
I'm not going to be watching it.
I'm going to talk to the next one.
Bowl them.
Whatever you want to do with them.
But yeah, looking back through some of the scandals,
going to take you to 2000.
Sydney, speaking of Australia, hosted the Olympic Games
And there was an outcry over an illegal mascot
So they had official mascots, which I think were like a platypus and a kookaburra
Oh yeah
And then some two rogue broadcasters, they decided to have Fatso the Fatass Wombat
And it really captured the hearts of the athletes
So much so that they were taking Fatso onto the podium with them.
Some of the swimmers. To get a medal.
And the head of the Olympic Committee was asked
about this. There has been a mascot that some of the
Australian swimmers have been carrying in
called Fatso the Wombat and there is
a suggestion that perhaps the IOC
has made some ruling to
ban Fatso.
I'm not aware of banning Fatso.
But the Australian Olympic Committee banned fatso.
Really?
Fat shaming the poor wombat as well.
Have you seen the mascot for this Olympics?
It's the sort of red thing.
It looks like a kind of red triangle sort of bell thing.
It's, it's, I was like, what is this?
It's like a drop of blood or something,
but it's actually like a, from a French hat,
traditional French hat with the eyes and stuff.
No, but not a beret.
Another hat.
Another hat.
Geez, the hat game is strong.
How many hats do they want?
I don't know, exactly.
1980, this was a great scandal.
Moscow, Russia.
So in the stadium, they had these giant, giant doors,
and they would shut the doors for other athletes competing in events like Javelin,
but then they would open the doors for the Russian athletes
because then that would create a wind flow into the stadium
and give them an advantage with the javelin.
Yeah.
And they only caught on to it.
Everybody else was like,
why do they keep opening and shutting these doors?
And they clicked onto it when it was too late.
2016, take you to Brazil.
Great scandal.
You'll remember the toxic green diving pool.
Oh, yes, that's right.
In Rio.
Yeah, well, did they not put chlorine in it?
What happened there?
It came out a real toxic shade of green.
Old mate, yeah, their chlorine program was out of whack,
and they ran out of chlorine, and then algal bloomed.
Do you remember it?
Yeah, it's like nuclear green.
I just Googled it.
Oh, and the pool right next to it is perfectly blue.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
And one scandal involving us.
I didn't know we had scandals in our history books.
We like to ignore a lot of our scandals, right?
We do, and that's the best way to do it.
But 1976, New Zealand caused a mass boycott of the Olympics in 76,
and it was when apartheid was happening in South Africa,
and the United Nations had told most countries,
listen, stay away from South Africa, don't kind of engage with them if they have this apartheid was happening in South Africa and the United Nations had told most countries, listen, stay away from South Africa, don't kind of engage with them if they have this
apartheid policy. New Zealand rugby ignored that, did a tour, a rogue tour of South Africa
during that time, and 29 countries then protested and said you need to ban New Zealand from
the Olympics and the Olympic Committee were like we can't, rugby's not in the Olympics and the Olympic committee were like we can't rugby's not in the Olympics it's out of our jurisdiction and so those 29 countries
didn't compete
in the 1976 Olympics
because of us
because of us
did we get more medals
per capita
probably
probably
it's a great year
per capita
oh jeez
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the Jono and Ben podcast
appreciate you listening now
we want to start a topic
oh 800 of the hits
New Zealand's
biggest winners
there's a lot of winners happening at the Olympics at the moment yeah Kelly wants to start a topic oh 800 that's New Zealand's biggest winners there's a lot of winners
happening at the Olympics
at the moment
yeah
Kelly wants to be a winner
in that competition
right
good tie in there Ben Bush
New Zealand's biggest
competition winners
in the industry
I'll pull back the curtain
we call them prize pigs
it's not an offensive term
I don't know
I don't see it as a bad term
I don't
but obviously you do
I think it's pretty offensive yeah I'd be offended if someone called me a prize pig I don't know. I don't see it as a bad thing. I don't, but obviously you do.
It's pretty offensive.
Yeah, I'd be offended if someone called me a prize pig.
I don't use that term.
No, I use it all the time.
I'm not afraid to say it.
But I don't begrudge them.
Here's the thing.
I'll call them prize pigs, but they are great.
People who win multiple prizes on radio stations, they will phone up and they will cry, they will
convulse, shudder in their voice
on air for like a
hell pizza voucher. And that's
all we want as a radio show. We want tears
and emotion. And if you can bring that
to the radio show, you deserve 320
prizes from the radio station. I think everyone can
agree when there's a big prize and you hear someone
win it and they're like, thank you.
You're like, what? No, give it to me what no and the distortion i love the phone distortion as well yeah well you're right because we don't
you know through radio i mean now again we have social videos but we just we can only hear your
voice so we really we really need it in the voice so we can look through the price system and i'm
great that person won 35 prizes good on them they're a good performer they're a good winner
and what's this is what we want to open up.
Oh, 800 of the hits.
The most amount of prizes you've won.
And I have a theory that there's only so much winning that the universe allows for every individual.
And I was in great fear because Guns N' Roses, Sweet Child of Mine,
the song that I personally backed for the Best Song Ever
competition that we did
over the last three weeks
got to the final right
got to the final
last night
against Bryan Adams
we're going to be playing
the winner
Bryan Adams
at 8 o'clock
but
it got to the final
and I was like
if the universe
is only giving me
so many wins
you don't want this
to be one of them
this is the one you want
great to have that one
but you're right
I was like
I manifested for it not to win I was like don't give me this one I don't want this to be won. Is this the one you want? No. I mean, great to have that one, but you're right. Yeah, I was like, I manifested for it not to win.
I was like, don't give me this one.
I don't want it.
Give me Lotto.
Give me something.
You got $33 million this weekend.
Give me a boat.
Yeah.
Oh, no, I did get $33 million, but I got Guns N' Roses.
Sweet.
You know, the best song ever.
I kind of wished it away.
Right.
I didn't want that one.
Okay.
What's the best thing you've won?
Well, $2,500,000 I won.
You won $2,500,000?
Oh, when?
Yeah, on a sports bet, a double draw, on a $5 bet.
$5 is all I spent.
I don't do a lot of betting, but yeah, it was one of those games.
It was two games on a day.
It was like the Kiwis were playing league, the All Blacks were playing,
and I was like, huge odds for both games to end in the draw,
and they both had to.
And I was like, ah, I'll put five bucks on it.
I think I was at the TAB with my dad, and I was like, put five bucks on it.
And then I was like, oh, my God, the I think I was at the tab with my dad and I was like put five bucks on it and then I was like
oh my god
the first game's a draw
second game
I've never been more
tense than watching
the last couple of minutes
of that second game
and they both ended up a draw
two and a half
that is a great one
that's the universe
but then I was like
well maybe sports betting
that's all
I'm kind of like
yeah I'm probably
never going to win again
so I kind of very
infrequently do it
yeah that's
you've got one of your wins
it's like cats with their nine lives you've had one of your wins and used it wisely you didnquently do it. Yeah, you've got one of your wins. It's like cats with their nine lives.
You've had one of your wins and used it wisely.
You didn't use it on, oh well, I've got Guns
and Roses, the best song ever.
I guess that's a thing.
The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast.
I want to talk, the biggest winners, who's won the most
amount of stuff? Megan, you were saying while that song
was playing, you won a helicopter flight once.
That's cool. Yeah, when I was younger, it was
cool, except my dad used to work
in helicopters so I actually fly a lot. So's cool. Yeah, when I was younger, it was cool, except my dad used to work in helicopters,
so I actually,
I'd fly a lot.
So it was kind of like,
again, do I want to use this
as one of my wins?
Probably not.
And I don't think
I've won much since.
Did you use it
as one of your wins?
Well, yeah,
I did take the flight, yeah.
We can't probably,
once you've won it,
it's probably you can't say,
I don't want this now.
I know you sound like a dork
if you're like,
oh, yeah, okay,
I'm in a helicopter again.
Did you appreciate it?
Not really.
Not as much as someone who hadn't been in a helicopter.
Probably.
Could have given it away.
So the biggest winners, you can text 4487.
0800 the hits is the telephone number.
Very special listener joining the show now.
We understand phoning in.
Phoning in to New Zealand's
Breakfast, sitting on the bow
of a $100 million superyacht
somewhere, floating
around. Where are you at the moment, sorry, Jordan?
I'm in
Sardinia off the coast of Italy.
Oh my god.
It doesn't sound as good
as a bleak Friday morning where the weather's
cold and where we are in New Zealand.
Give me Morrinsville any day of the week.
What are you doing on a $100 million super yacht
off the coast of Italy?
I work for a private family, so I'm a service steward.
I do food, drink, oysters, caviar, champagne.
Oh, my God. Jeez, and so caviar, champagne, all that jazz.
Jeez, and so this family, like I don't want to pry too much into your job
and you can only tell us how much you can tell us,
but is this family, are they on the boat often
or are they there for like a week, a year?
How does it work?
So they come on for four months a year.
So they came on on the 26th of May and they've been on since.
So no days off, no breaks. months a year. So they came on on the 26th of May and they've been on since. So
no days off, no breaks.
It's about 120 days all up
straight through. So we're halfway through now.
And then what do you do when they're not
there? Is it just your boat?
Kind of, yes. But we are
stuck in the crew areas
unfortunately. The guest areas are out of bounds
once they're on. How big is this thing?
Not as glamorous as it sounds.
73 metres.
Oh yeah,
that's pretty big.
That is a big bar.
That is pretty big.
Are we,
you don't have to name names?
We don't have to name names?
Celebs?
Had some celebs on board?
No,
no celebs,
no,
just a private,
humble family.
So humble.
Humble in Sardinia.
Well,
that sounds like a win. We are talking about wins today Well, that sounds like a win.
We are talking about wins today.
That always sounds like a win what you're doing for a job.
But apparently you've had a few wins over the years.
Look, I have had a few wins.
I do love myself a competition.
So it's just in some people's DNA.
Yeah, it really is.
I won my first radio
competition in 2013. I think
it was on the Edge called
The Social Games, if anyone
remembers it. I do remember that.
Were you on the Edge then?
Was I?
Yeah.
I can't remember. I think JJ,
Mike and John were doing that part
I believe. I can't really remember.
It was 11 years ago now.
Time's ticking.
What did you win for the social games?
What was the price?
I won 20 Gs.
Oh, my God.
She said it's awesome.
20 grand.
And is that the only thing you've won?
Well, no.
So funnily enough, three years later, I think for Mother's Day ZM,
which is funny, I'll just say the opposite.
Just whoring yourself around the radio stations?
Yeah.
You're like, you're worse than Ben and me.
Yeah, exactly.
We can't talk.
We'll work for a few.
Yeah.
ZM were doing a piece where they were giving a brand new Audi away.
And, yeah, I also won that.
I won an Audi A1.
Was I there then, Jordan?
I feel like you were following me.
I can't remember, Megan.
I'm so sorry.
I will say the producer that gave me the briefcase full of money on the edge
had obviously done a transition,
and he was also the one to give me the keys to the Audi,
which I thought was quite poetic.
I think I remember all of this.
So the same behind-the-scenes person was giving you the, oh, my God.
James, yeah.
Yeah, James.
When he handed me the keys, he said,
nice to see you again, Jordan.
That is phenomenal.
What do you put it down to?
I have a theory that the people that do win consistently,
you know, and all the people that do win consistently,
they just bother entering.
Most people don't bother entering and stuff.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Hey, listen, really appreciate you taking the time to call through.
And you have a wonderful day.
The hits.
The Jono and Ben podcast.
Incredible 24 hours for the Paris Olympics.
We've got a gold, we've got a silver and we've got a bronze.
Late last night, New Zealand
time in the rowing, so congratulations to all our
medalists. Yeah, we crossed to
a former netballer and Sky Sports
commentator, Courtney Taieri. Forget
Emily and Paddy,
it's Courtney. Courtney.
Courtney and Paddy.
Courtney Taieri, welcome.
Oh, Morden, I think it's Morden there. Bonsai here. Thank you againdy, welcome. Oh, Morden.
I think it's Morden there.
Bonswai here.
Thank you again for having me.
Oh, thank you.
I mean, I feel like we're not paying you, but we should be.
I mean, you've been incredible for us.
So thank you so much.
Don't thank us.
Yeah.
You're filling radio breaks, baby.
Now, a big couple of days since we last spoke.
New Zealand, deep into the medal tally now, Courtney.
It's incredible. Oh, it is. And we just knew once we, I Zealand, deep into the medal tally now, Courtney. It's incredible.
Oh, it is.
And we just knew once we, I think, got that first medal,
we knew it was going to pick up over the next couple of days.
And it started with Hayden Wild yesterday.
I was lucky enough to be there at the triathlon,
which, I mean, excuse my pun,
but it was the most wild race I have ever seen.
Love a good pun.
What I also love as well, I didn't realize,
he's got that special sort of headband as well.
That's like, they're worth $400, I heard on the news.
They're a special from a Mexican company,
and they kind of cool you down as well.
They've got some scientific stuff that goes behind,
and you look cool at the same time.
You look pretty cool.
I did wonder what was on their heads,
and then once I realized how much they were,
I was thinking, what if they just leave one here,
and then I've got one for the rest of the game,
because it is hot.
But Ben does get swept up in a topical event.
I feel like you're going to turn up to work on Monday with a headband.
I have been loving the Olympics.
Then you were also there for the Sevens, Black Ferns, Wahine as well.
That must have been just emotional, incredible scenes, Courtney.
All of the above.
And as a former athlete myself,
that is one of the most incredible sporting moments I've been able to witness.
And I think they just had so many stories like Sarah Hiddany coming back in record time from ACL.
Portia and Tyler, who are two greats of our game, hanging up the black jersey.
There was just so much to play for and just the elation on their faces once they knew they had made history and gone back to back.
I've never experienced anything like it before.
And then the rowers this morning.
Incredible.
Incredible.
We got a gold in the women's double skull.
Then we got, was it silver in the coxless for men
and then in bronze for the women.
And they were just flowing with medals now, guys.
It's great.
Too many.
Are you like, from a personal standpoint,
you know, you're nearly halfway there.
Has the novelty worn off yet or are you in still full-flight fizz mode, Courtney?
Once you get to the event, you're in full-flight fizz mode.
So at the moment I'm at the BMX and I'm absolutely fizzing.
But I tell you what, when you're catching two trains and a bus with all the gear to get here
and it's really hot, you feel like you're competing in the Olympics yourself
just trying to get through the crowds to get to Mahi.
I bet you get back to your accommodation and it's just,
you just sit in silence, just staring.
Yeah, after the triathlon yesterday,
because we were in probably 40 degree heat with the sun beaming,
I was thinking you have to be crazy to be a triathlete.
Like I can barely just stand here for all these hours.
I was like, right, I'm going back.
Had a shower, put the air con on,
and you just lay on the bed in silence going,
oh, what a day, and I didn't even do anything.
Oh, my God.
That makes it all that much more impressive.
They were running in 40 degrees.
It's crazy what's going on.
Now, what I love is there's so many great stories that come out of the Olympics.
I don't know if you saw the guy who's gone viral in the last 24 hours, the Turkish shooter.
Now, when they're shooting, they seem to have all these specialised lenses, ear protection, one eye sort of with a little flag
sort of blacked out as well. He had none of that. He just turned up with normal spec
sabres, spectacles, hand in a pocket, and he got silver. It was incredible.
It was incredible from Turkey. Everyone's talking about him here. I'd have to say he's a talk of the town.
They were like, he just rocked up, and then I think one of his quotes was, I'm a shooter,
I shoot. And we were like, you sure did.
You shot your
shot and you got silver.
He raw-dogged it. Everyone's like, he raw-dogged the shooting
and got silver. It was incredible. No help
at all. He shot the shot out of it.
Is he in the Turkish
mafia or something? I don't know.
He just looks like a normal
guy that came in and won silver.
It was incredible. He's like a Bond villain when he's holding the gun.
Hand in the pocket, very casual.
So many great moments from that one.
The North Korean and South Korean, I think they were table tennis teams
getting a selfie together on the podium.
I mean, it's those special moments that the Olympics provide.
Oh, absolutely.
And I think that at the moment they're saying that's the most significant
photo from the Olympics so far. And I think that at the moment they're saying that's the most significant photo from the Olympics so far.
And I think you can feel that here.
Like I've been feeling it, just it's bringing everyone together.
But I think when you see something as significant as that, you go, wow,
this is pretty incredible what's happening here and just bringing everyone
around the world together.
Everyone thinks it's incredible apart from Kim Jong-un.
That's not true.
He might have a few red flags when they get back.
Okay, let's go.
We're heading into the weekend as well.
Everyone in New Zealand very excited about a few days to watch.
What's on the next couple of days that we can look forward to?
Yeah, we've got some swimming finals in a couple of hours actually.
We've got more BMX.
We've got more rowing again tomorrow.
So hopefully, you know hopefully some more medals,
fingers crossed, and then the athletics starts tomorrow
too, so you'll have Zoe Hobbs there, Tom
Walsh, all the athletes, part of our
athletics team competing, which
they're in pretty good contention to be up
there in the finals. So, I mean, it's
all go. Tomorrow is actually New
Zealand's busiest day. I think we've got
maybe 29
athletes competing across like 34 events.
Yeah, it's incredible.
So a busy day on the schedule over here for Team New Zealand.
Well, Courtney, as always, thank you so much for your time
and we will badger you next week.
Oh, I can't wait for it, guys.
I love talking to you.
The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast.
Friday morning heading into the weekend too.
A gold, a silver and a bronze last night in the rowing.
It was incredible for the Kiwis.
Who's having the best weekend?
Time to find out who's having the best weekend.
That's right, mate.
Wrap it up.
It's like the Oscars.
You know, when you go on too long, you get the wrap up.
Who's having the best weekend?
There we go.
I want to find out who's having the best weekend.
Who's having the best weekend?
The North Island or the South Island out who's having the best weekend. The North Island or the South Island?
I'll just shut up now and I'll throw it over to someone else.
Yeah, no, we do do this.
With Connor from the South Island representing from Christchurch
and the wonderful Hayley from the North Island in Wellington
representing the North.
Hayley, you took a sabbatical from the Best Weekend last weekend, we noticed.
I did, I was on my
sick bed. Thank you for all your concerned
emails and phone calls and texts.
The fans were wondering.
How are you feeling now, Hayley?
Are you okay?
Too late.
But it's just, you know,
and the listeners need to hear this, this is the toll
that the Best Weekend has on people. You know, she's dedicating her life to, she's like, you know, and the listeners need to hear this, this is the toll that the best weekend has on people.
You know, she's dedicating her life to, she's like,
sorry kids, not now, mum's got to look up an over 70s volleyball tournament
in Morrinsville.
You know, the commitment.
It takes its toll on the body, Hayley.
It really does, it really does.
And, you know, just the 24 months of slogging really hit me last week.
Yeah, well, hey, you need a win.
Connor's with us in the studio.
We'll get to him in just a second.
But what is happening this weekend for the North?
Well, we have in the capital a huge, huge festival
that happens in the month of August.
So what happened is a couple of years ago,
they realised that hospitality was really slow and would struggle every August.
So we have Wellington on a plate now every year, which is one of the largest food festivals
in the Southern Hemisphere. So it kicked off yesterday. Throughout the month of August
we have got 200 different types of crazy burgers. There's 100 different food events. I went to one last night.
It was brilliant.
We had a drag queen in a song singing over some Venetian food.
It was bizarre.
Love it.
Amazing.
That's my perfect meal.
Perfect meal.
Well, that's a huge event for Wellington.
Do people come from out of town?
Oh, yeah.
It's huge.
It's massive.
And it's now the busiest month of hospitality in the capital,
which is amazing.
It's gone from being the quietest, most dead time in winter
to being the most buzz around it.
So that's huge for the North Island.
Okay, got that.
Anything else for the North?
Yep, equally huge.
Masterton, Club White at Upper.
They've got Karaoke Joe, who is an absolute local legend behind the mic.
If anyone's going to pull off tequila, it would be him.
Karaoke Joe.
Masterton as well.
It's where I grew up.
Do you know Karaoke Joe?
You know him.
I feel like I would.
Masterton's a very small place.
So, yeah, okay.
Karaoke Joe.
Probably slept with your mum back in the day.
I think he's my dad.
Karaoke Joe, sweet.on to the pants of jenny serenaded her with i'll make love to you by boyz II men or something
just like with the tacky keyboard version of boyz II men and then now you wonder why you're
in the entertainment game that's all thanks to Karaoke Joe.
All right, Connor,
tough ass to follow after that.
Is it though?
Is it though?
Wellington on a plate.
Really fleshed out Wellington on a plate there
and just kept Karaoke Joe quite short.
In Christchurch,
you might remember the old show,
It's in the Bag,
the old TV show,
It's in the Bag.
They're bringing it back in Christchurch
for one night only at the piano.
Lucky audience members will be called up
onto the stage
and they get to choose
between the bag
or the cash
now I actually did
some research
and watched an old episode
from 1989
in Invercargill
and Jono was hosting it
one of the prizes
was a year's supply
of petrol
guess how much
it was valued at
a year a year's supply of petrol. Guess how much it was valued at. A year.
A year's supply.
How much?
$1,500.
Whoa.
A month for most people, especially in Auckland, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That was wholesome entertainment.
It's in the bag, it would roll into town and take over the town hall
and the, what shall they do?
What it up?
Take the bag, take the bag.
Sleep with Ben's mum.
It's the wrong time.
It's the wrong show, guys.
Hence why this event is R16.
This event is R16.
And we'll finish at the Remarkable Ski Area this weekend,
the Snow Sports NZ Adaptive Festival.
So this has allowed people of all abilities to get into snowboarding,
skiing, whatever it is they're keen on doing.
Head up the mountain.
Have a go.
Have a bit of fun this weekend.
There you go.
Thank you so much, Connor.
And Connor, good luck.
He's ground announcing the Warriors tonight.
Great job.
Great job.
At the stadium.
So someone needs to decide a winner.
Megan Pappas, you've got some big stuff happening in the north
and equally in the south.
I'm happy that Hayley's feeling better.
But Connor did research.
Yeah.
What's in the bag?
He watched all the episodes of It's in the Bag.
Yeah, okay.
I watched a drag queen in a song, Dry Humper Floor.
Oh, yeah.
Dry Humper Floor.