Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - FULL SHOW: Jono’s Surprise Rugby Deal Sparks Drama
Episode Date: September 7, 2025On today’s show: Jono makes a surprise deal for the show that Ben and Megan aren’t happy about Megan’s embarrassing Pilates fail when she tried to show off... Can we actu...ally find the much-talked-about Blood Moon? Why Jono ended up with a passive-aggressive Father’s Day card. Taking on the viral reverse game game! And when Facebook Marketplace went sideways... I got stuck in a house raid! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to the podcast on a Monday here on the podcast.
But, you know, dates and times really non-existent in the world of podcasting.
I was going to give you that, but it doesn't really matter.
It's just a Monday here where we are recording the podcast after the weekend.
We're going to get into the rugby very shortly because we had a big wager on it, didn't we?
Yeah.
I was thinking, though, we obviously, we lost.
But we won, we won, the All Blacks won, and that means we didn't have to do the anthem or did it.
We'll get to John O's secondary bet soon.
But we never, like, decided what would happen in the event of a draw, because it almost got to it.
I was watching the game, I was like, this could end up in a drawer.
So that very close to scoring at the end, they could have been 24-all.
We probably both would have to do it.
Maybe.
Because neither one.
Yeah, true.
Turns out we both have to do it anyway.
Just some wild.
Yes.
Yeah.
Does it count?
You know, six beers deep.
Does it count?
Well, you were the one.
pushing for four verses last week and this was
no bears deep. Sometimes I just say stuff
yeah no so it's a good reminder
you could say stuff and then have to
you know back that stuff up even
when you boozed. They shouldn't
they shouldn't but then you brought
it up to us yeah yeah
but then I'm also like I'm torn
because I'm like well it provides a lot of content
this week you've given us a lot of content
yeah mixed emotions
mixed emotion and you know
that's great from filling out the radio
show point of view you're like this is great we can
I've really launched into you doing the anthem, but yeah.
Megan's been YouTube me this morning.
She's four languages and they are not easy languages.
No.
Why aren't languages easier?
It's just the hardest thing about languages is like you try and read it in English
and it's just not what it's not what it sounds like.
Maybe it's best off just I'll wander around with the AirPods for as long as I can
for the next few days and just have it blasting on loop.
Just go loop.
You know, the first verse or two is enough really, isn't it?
you know a genuine attempt too because you don't want to offend anyone this is the issue
I reckon the third verse though that language is hardest
why do they leave the africans like the English one till last
but start with that I was like yeah we'll do that we'll do the first
yeah I don't know this is on you this is on you and South Africa
can I edit the anthem yeah rearrange it anyway enjoy the podcast have a wonderful day
John O'Benn and Megan the podcast
the Hats all blacks it was a close one in the end
South Africa, 24-17 in Ardi Savi's
100th game good win on Eden Park though for the All Blacks
and we had a bit of a bet. We had a lot riding on this game. We did and it
wasn't financial, some would say even worse than putting the kids' life savings on
it. We bet with Mike Plessa and Aaron who are on 5 FM in South Africa
a bit of a friendly wager between both the countries that
whoever lost would perform the winning team's anthem.
Learn it
Two verses is what we talked about
Right John I said something about four
But we always
Okay two verses is what we agreed on
Yeah so Mike joins us
Now it's 10 o'clock in South Africa
For a breakfast radio host
This is very late
So thank you for staying up Mike
It's good to have you on the show this morning
Hello John Ben and Negan
It's good to hear from you folks
Congrats on the weekend's win
That was awesome wow
It was a very close game
It was too great
Both teams are awesome
And another big game this weekend as well
Which could go either
way, but we all had a lot riding on it.
How do you feel now, knowing you have to learn the New Zealand national anthem in
Tarayo and also English?
Listen, I feel very honoured, first of all, because I love your country, I love your anthem,
and so it's a great honour for me.
But considering the orchestration of filming a performance and finding all that Blacks
gear in Johannesburg, there's a deep sense of regret.
It's also, I've been getting roasted by everyone on social media.
I've put in a couple of videos afterwards.
And so the Africans have been calling me a traitor.
Oh.
And then the guys from New Zealand have been sort of setting me salt shaker means about being salty.
So it's been a wild couple of hours.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Now, you, you FaceTime me on your show, half-time during the game.
Now, we had a conversation.
Do you remember it?
Yeah, yeah.
I might remember.
Is that?
I don't know.
Does John I remember it?
Saturday night.
Not ideal face-time.
timing conditions, Mike, might I say.
But now you're claiming that I've said
regardless win, lose and draw, we're going to perform the anthem
anyway. Yeah, so I'm very happy to report that it's
not just me having to learn a new language in the performance
of the surreal verse. I've also been told that despite
the wonderful victory for your side, that you will all be
learning our anthem in its entirety.
Well, see, this mic, I'm going to
to jump in here right now. This is where
Megan and I were part of the initial
bet, and we were fine to learn had the
all blacks lost. But that's
like what we shook on. Yeah.
We can't, I wouldn't agree
to what old mate has promised you. Yeah, so Jano said
regardless of half time, what we understand
on your show that you said regardless of what happens,
we will learn the anthem. No one's got
any proof of this. No one's, it's, it's
his word versus mine.
My friend, you can't expect to get
into a course or radio person
and it not be recorded in some capacity.
Oh, we've got the audio.
Okay, we've got the audio.
Despite your protestations, I've sent your producer audio proof of this conversation,
and it was your doing.
It was unprompted.
You just volunteered yourself.
Okay, let's have a listen to the audio.
What I will say, I'll say this on behalf of Ben and Megan,
is we will learn the national anthem anyway.
We're trying to book an Eden Park to perform the anthem,
and we'll do it for you regardless.
love it. Hey, have a great day, brother.
Nice to see you enjoy the game. Okay, well, thank you.
Now, they were so happy about it too.
Does it matter, I can't remember that?
AI.
Hey-eye, is it.
Do you know what?
Mikey, I reckon he made the promise.
Yeah.
He can learn it.
Yeah, he's got, we can put him in the car park at Eden Park.
It doesn't matter.
We'll be somewhere near Eden Park.
Later in the week, what do you reckon?
I reckon that you should all be contacted me over the next couple of hours.
for some Ethic Possa pronunciation lesson.
Well, yeah, John,
four different languages.
Hotline to Mike all the week.
Solo, too.
Oh, my God.
Solo.
Good luck.
Okay.
We'll see it through.
We'll see it through.
It's not going to be pretty, Mike,
but we'll see it through.
Thanks, guys.
And well done once more.
We're going to get stuck into our version
and try to source some all black skin in this pot.
Oh, we'll catch up with you guys later in the week.
John O'Bennon and Megan.
The podcast.
The hits.
Now, what happened at the gym, mate?
So I'm going for an MRI on my knee this week.
Oh, wow.
I was like, I saw knee, but anyway.
Old lady stuff.
Yeah.
It's old lady stuff.
I might have injured it.
Arthritic, right?
It's arthritic, right?
So I'm still being going to do my Pilates and I...
It's good to keep active.
Shut up.
You do the aqua aerobics in the water?
Do you know what?
Do you know what?
It's really good for my knees.
I've done that before and I've got the little things that you hold on to and strap around your ankles to like increase resistance in the water.
Mm.
There we go on you.
Getting out there.
Anyway, so I pride myself when I go to Pilates that the instructor's always like,
oh, if you need a bit of help, you can look at me again down the end.
I'm like, yes.
The one day I was going to record because I say it to you all the time,
and I was going to record the instructor and be like, see?
The other people must be like, ugh.
No, no.
Everyone look at me and they're like, oh, my gosh.
Downward dog over here and she's, how's she doing it better than me?
So I was there one day with a whole bunch of people
It was their first class
So look at Megan
Yeah look at Megan
It just started out
Anyway I was doing like
A little bit extra to show off
Shall we say
And I had my socks on
That don't have grippies on the bottom
Slipped
I fell through the middle of the reformer carriage
Oh no
I know
I fell through the hole
So the reformer character looks like a medieval torture device, doesn't it?
It's got a slide thing and it goes forward and back.
And you fell down.
Yeah, because I made it too heavy.
It was too hard to push in my socks and I fell down in the middle of it.
Everyone don't look at Megan.
I know, are you so good you're doing an extra Downward Dog?
You're going further down than everyone else.
Double Downward Doggant.
You look at that.
Look at Megan gone.
I fell down, everyone's like, you're okay?
And I was like, oh, I've just got a really bung knee.
It's just not.
I'm not doing this thing.
It's arthritis, go.
Yeah, oh, I'm okay.
So, yeah, it's bruised my ego a little bit and I've been back for like a week.
It looks bloody tough that.
I'm just trying to make you feel better, but it's not working here.
Thanks, folks.
John O'Ben and Megan, the podcast.
The heads.
Everyone's talking about the blood moon this morning, and it seems like very late in the night for everyone to see it.
But right now it's apparently the best side.
Best time to see it.
If you look up, you'll see a sort of red.
hue across the moon across the country, the blood moon or the total lunar eclipse.
It's visible right across the country right now, and it's visible right around the world.
85% of the world apparently can see it.
What are they saying in the other parts of the world?
Some good positive feedback on this moon?
I feel like we'll probably be first to see it because there's a bit of a window of opportunity for you to see the moon.
It spans about five hours where you can see it as the moon moves across the sky.
Yeah, I only noticed the, it sort of looked like a 3D ping pong ball this morning when I did notice it.
We've sent Megan Papas out in the vehicle.
What, is this company car, personal car?
You're claiming this trip back, are you, Megan?
Well, no, I think it's personal because I think it's basically just because I had the car park downstairs, so my car was closer.
Okay, okay.
What's the song?
What's the song?
What's the song?
Blue Moon Rising, apparently.
I was all right.
What song are we blur?
It's like, we turn into Eye Heart Country at the same time, or what's going on?
Megan, you're travelling out in the streets to get a better view.
First thoughts?
Yes.
So, yeah, coming to live, Valtero, from the streets, there is a lot of people meandering,
maybe more than usual.
I can't tell they might just be walking to work.
But there is a little red hue on the horizon, and I haven't spotted it yet.
We sure that's not Chris Hipkins?
Sorry, I'm a bit scared to go for.
The sunlight bouncing off his forehead.
Sorry, I took over that one.
Don't mean that.
So you can see the moon at all or not?
I'm sorry, Chris.
No, you keep saying look up into the sky,
but I actually think the moon's quite low at the moment.
Okay.
Because it's quite light outside.
I can see out through the window right now.
It's not...
I reckon we miss the boat, team.
But this is the time.
This is meant to be the window of time.
Yeah, who knows?
Anyway, probably focus more on the road than the moon.
I would suggest me.
You see me?
I was...
Oh, now you'll be drowned out with whatever song this is.
The song I've never heard before, but we're really loving it right now.
Guys, we've also been back here in traffic.
It's some terrible drivers out this morning.
Okay, so at the moment you can't see much,
apart from a reddish-shirt-a-hue.
Can't see the moon?
I'm about to hoon over the harbour bridge,
so maybe I'd get a bit of view then.
Well, we're not going to see you for another three hours now.
Why are you going to go over the harbour bridge?
Stacking peak hour in traffic.
Wait, you'll be back at nine.
Wait a way to get out of doing the show on Monday.
What I might do is jump out of the middle of PKK traffic
in the middle of our radio show to see when I return.
Where is the moon supposed to be, guys?
Well, don't go to the harbour bridge.
I don't care that much about the moon that we've lost Megan for the remainder of the show.
Seriously.
Oh, that's a beautiful sunrise.
We don't usually get to see this.
Oh, mate.
If you go over the, why the harbour bridge is unnecessary.
That's the last we'll hear of her this morning.
Okay.
Well, Megan be back.
Who knows?
John O'Benn and Megan.
The podcast.
Father's Day yesterday.
I hope you had a great day, all the dads out there.
Two.
A bit of a different one.
Yeah, well, my wife's father sadly passed away very early on Friday morning
heading into the weekends.
Yeah, it was obviously without, you know, as everyone would expect,
it was a pretty full on weekend for the family.
So we kind of had Father's Day yesterday, which was weird.
It was a weird vibe.
Because obviously, you know, she had lost her father.
So my Father's Day eventuated with the kids just coming up to me quietly and going,
happy Father's Day.
And that was it.
That was the only, we just basically tried not to mention it throughout the day.
So, yeah, which I totally understand.
And I was, yeah, it was totally on board with.
How's AmandaGar?
Yeah, up and down, understandably.
A lot of waves of emotions, lots of stuff to really sort through, you know, when you lose someone.
Because you're organising the funeral.
She is, yeah, she's the only one really that's here because her brothers live in the state.
So, yeah, well, yeah.
That's hard when you have to feel well someone and then you have to do all that admin.
It's kind of the last thing you feel like doing.
Lots, lot.
Yeah, I don't realize how much the admin there is to do as well.
You're thinking of all the fathers yesterday,
and particularly those people who have lost their dads
because that's really hard.
Yeah, yeah.
We spoke to people last week who regretted not saying things to their fathers
that had passed away.
Well, yeah, I got a card from the kids.
It was a lovely card, you know.
But I find when you do receive a card from your children,
you'll get this, Megan, when they're a little bit older
and they're writing cards.
It's 50% love, 50% performance review.
In the card.
So the first, I did a point.
Appreciate the gag on the front.
It says, of all of my parents, you are definitely in the top two.
I like that.
So I'm coming bronze in a two-person race.
You're definitely, yeah.
You're definitely getting second to that, yeah.
Then my son, Oscar, he's written, thanks for regurgitating inspirational Instagram quotes for me.
Oh, you do that to him too?
I send them to him all the time.
Look at this one, mate.
And no one ever, no one ever watches them.
I send them to the family.
I send them to you.
No one acknowledges them.
I watch them.
Every now and then you'll watch some of them
and you'll be like, hmm, ha ha ha,
you're just seeing like a ha ha or a thumbs up or something.
I don't know what do you want from me?
Yeah, no, that's probably enough.
And then Poppy, my daughter, she wrote,
Dear Dad, you're so deserving of love
and the best dad I could ask for, love heart.
Now, that's beautiful.
That tickled me.
She said, you're very funny,
even though sometimes you're not.
Bit of a combination there.
So this is kind of like a performance review
from our boss
Yeah, it's the good and the bad
too, is that, yeah.
Yeah, and she's done a drawing
I'd assume that's me
the bald stick figure
at a desk
doing my job
which, and then the speech bubble
was just blah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, that's, she's pretty much
summed up with your job perfectly.
Yes.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So that's, that was the
lovely card day, but thank you kids.
It was a beautiful day.
John O'Bennon and Megan
The podcast, the hits.
Welcome back to day two
of the reverse game
where each of us
record into an app
one line from a song
we flip it round and reverse
it and then
we try and thank you very much
she did it in a much cooler form
and then we try and repeat the reversed version
to see how close we can get to the original version
so do you want to go first today Ben or
there you go I can't try to think of a song
alright okay I'm going to go
okay here we go
hit me baby one more time
so I've gone
Brittany. Okay, so now it will reverse it on the app.
I love that at the end.
Okay, so now I'm going to give that a go in reverse, okay? Here we go.
Yeah, I've seen my knee and meant you.
It's like you gave up. The app gave up to it. It was like, it's not going to work.
Here we go.
He ain't me, no, me, I'm there's fine.
Oh, what bad?
You're not.
It's in the ballpark.
Yeah, me, no, me, it's fine.
Yeah, he kind of almost got.
Yeah.
On karaoke.
What's he singing?
I think it's Britney.
No, me's fine.
Okay, there you go, mate.
Good luck.
Good luck.
I would give that maybe a 60%.
What are you going to go?
I'll try some jelly roll just because it's coming up this morning, okay?
Okay, so start recording
You ain't nothing but a liar
That's it
Yeah, that's it
Okay
You ain't nothing but a liar
Okay
Now see what that sounds like
Jellyroll would be like
Is that what I sound like?
Reverse
Oh yeah
Little Misson Newee
Oh, that's tough
Good luck
I'm gonna hear that again
Oh yeah
Little Missa Newee
So Ben's now got to try
Mimick the reverse mode
Oh she's
No yeah
You fit them how we
Okay
It breaks me
Endless joy
And then I just
Play record
Do I?
Yeah,
You want to have me
Yeah
Not even
In the ballpark
Hey
Not even
Yeah
You want
Not even
Jelly Roll would put that
No
That's not my song
At all
So that was
Yeah
No
Not even in the ballpark
Oh
You got your song
Mate
Can I do
Taylor Swift
Cruel Summer
Of course you
Can
I'm thinking
Maybe like
The
Singing
Like if I keep the melody of mine help me
Yeah, yeah
Good theory
All right, good luck Megan
Cool summer
Can I say too
This is not our peak singing time
It's early in the morning
Yeah, yeah true
You get any professional singer in here
At this time of morning
They're not going to nail it
We haven't done vocal warm-ups
Ha-masoo
Hey, I think that's doable though
Ha-ha-ma-so
I reckon you could be good here
Yeah, so listen
Cool summer
Oh, summer
It was all summer, but it was good
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The podcast
The Hits
Great weekend of sport
The All Blacks just got there over South Africa
Which is a huge game on Saturday night
The Black Ferns had a big one
And the Warriors will be playing
In the top eight their final
Which they wanted not to be scheduled
Around about the All Black time
But unfortunately the NRL don't listen to the Warriors
And that's 6 o'clock on Saturday
Which is the All Black game starts at 7 next week
So it's going to be a bit of a clash of big games.
Why don't the NRL listen to the Warriors?
Why don't they go, hey, that's a really good point.
They don't care, mate.
The NRL, the less people watching the Warriors, the better for the NRL.
I mean, it'll still be a sell-out at Go Media Stadium, but it'd be nice if, you know, you can watch both games in full.
Why don't they play, for the people at Go Media Stadium, play it on the big screen?
Play the All Blacks on the Big Screen, and you've got The Warriors live.
Solutions, guys.
Solutions-based show.
Now, Megan, controversial call to a dip.
out from the radio program
25 minutes to go
into peak hour traffic
to try and...
Hey, I may have got my photo taken
if you know what I mean.
Oh, getting back here in time.
Yeah, but...
You wanted to see the Blood Moon.
A little bit. Like, you may have got a
speed camera, I think. Maybe.
Oh, really? That's okay.
Joyce has been paying his this morning.
Whatever they are. They came through
with a rubber band around it. It was only two
envelopes, though. Did it play, though. I love the river band.
Bay Corp. This one's gone to Baycorp.
That's where you know they're getting serious.
What was that one?
Parking or?
Yeah, there was a parking one.
Yeah, no, it was in Oni Younger.
I've never had a Baycorp letter.
You're very chill about it.
That's when you ignore them.
And then they're like, hey, buddy, we don't want this to go to the courts.
So they're coming with a threatening letter.
But did you see the moon after all that?
No, so it's a beautiful day, clear skies and great, beautiful sunrise.
But it's gone down below the horizon, so we're not going to see.
Can I just go out there?
I want this to be on record.
Every time there's like a moon event.
Yeah.
They're like, this is going to be the greatest moon event.
anyone's ever seen and it's always
a let down all hype no substance
it really is and there was and
also they're like this is a once in a lifetime
three weeks later they're like this is a
once in a lifetime I think it's already been one of these this year
already and it does seem like six o'clock was a bit
late to be looking at the moon
like I'm no expert but that feels like it's
like it's starting to light
you know like maybe like let's get up in the night
or last night but anyway
not up to me
we'd set aside a whole hour of content for that moon
and it did not deliver
I can definitely stop hyping the moon.
Did anyone see it, was it good?
4487 on the text.
Did anyone see it previously overnight and went,
oh yeah, that was cool, or it's just like, yeah.
Well, it's just the moon right with an orange tinge.
Like, I don't mean to play it down, but.
Yeah, and it's impressive any night.
You look up and you're like, geez, that's a beautiful thing.
Like, it's great every night of the week.
John O'Ben and Megan, the podcast.
The Hats.
I just want to mention, just quit me, because over the weekend,
you know, my wife's a father past.
the way on Friday you know it happened really suddenly and you know it's been it's been
pretty full on for the family particularly for Amanda as you would understand and for the kids as well
it's the first time they've really lost someone close to them and yeah um you just i just wanted to say
you know it's positive radio show but just a real reminder how quickly life can go like you know
he was fine in the morning on Thursday morning you know and then on friday you know in the early
hours of Friday morning he was gone and Amanda fortunately my wife was there for the end of it but
still just a waves of different emotions emotions over the weekend and so much you don't remember
appreciate how much you have to organise as well i've never really been that
while you're grieving too i guess it kind of i don't know if there's a silver lining but it does
take distraction away from yeah yeah yeah and just you know clearing out you know he lived in a
retirement home as well and clearing out his stuff over the weekend as well they asked you to clear
it after someone else's but we're like well let's get it you know get it done but it feels
last time you said there was a bit of a nightmare because all people want to do it the retirement
village is sit down and talk chat yeah one lovely lady was like can I help but i'm like i was like
I mean, it was lovely, but she was like, you want me to help with that.
And I'm like, I'm lifting a box.
In good conscience, I don't think I can get you, too.
You sneeze, you snap your leg.
You do appreciate, though, over the weekend.
You know, I said it is how quickly life can go and how much you worry about all these things
or things you stress you out.
And, you know, going into this week, there might be things that worry you.
But they really pale in comparison and, you know, puts a lot of things in perspective.
And even being in the rest time over the weekend, and he was part of the real,
the care facility of the rest time, you know, and how people just sort of, you know,
A lot of them have to be cared on 24-7, and that happens to a lot of people.
So, you know, enjoy your life while you've got it and do these things this week.
This has affected your day-to-day and your to-do list?
Yeah, well.
Because you're a busy guy.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
It does make things, you know, like put, you know, some things you do get worried about
and you do get fixated on.
Don't really, really matter.
At the end of the day, nothing matters, really.
It's just family and being good people and, yeah,
and living your life the best you can.
And you never know what's going on.
A great example of you even know what's,
going on in someone's life, I wasn't on the show on Friday because obviously, you know,
was there with Amanda my wife and I was trying to, you know, find things to help out.
And Amanda said, well, can you get me a hot drink from the road?
So I went up to the cafe around about 8 o'clock and I was coming out with two sort of hot
drinks and a guy I knew and, you know, no, saw me, knows and work on the radio and he was like,
oh, what's this?
Eight o'clock, hey, you meant to be at work.
And I didn't want to say why I wasn't at work.
He goes, must be nice, three-day weekend.
God, you could have shut him up real good, though.
I had a real singer.
I had the Trump card there.
I was like, yeah, but you know, you know, I saw the radio where, yeah.
It doesn't come along every day that, Ben.
I know.
Yeah, really.
I didn't want to use that, you know.
It's another thing in life that you need to take advantage off.
And it's moments like that.
You never know what's going on in someone's life.
John O'Ben and Megan.
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The Hits.
Marketplace Monday.
The wild shenanigans that have taken place on trade meal marketplace.
Particularly when you go up to pick up items as well,
that's really putting yourself in a vulnerable.
position you said you picked up a candy floss
from a shirtless man in a towel, Megan.
Yeah, and I sat in their lounge and waited for
ages with their cats. A friend of mine picked up
something and the person at the door was eating
an iceberg lettuce like an apple.
And they were like, this is unusual, just had it like a full
lettuce and was just eating it the whole time
they did the transaction. Healthy?
Healthy, yeah. But weird.
Isn't lettuce like minus calories or is that celery?
It's one of the two, isn't it?
Yeah. Maybe some people just do weird
stuff to like put people
on the back foot.
Yeah, like a hole, like just holding it like an apple or just...
Well, that's quite a big mass too, isn't it?
How do you get the first bite in?
Just getting in there, but...
To bury your nose in them.
Our boss, Matt, actually, his friend bought like a speaker or a stereo from someone.
And they're like, I need you to meet me at the train station.
Yeah, this first flag, isn't it?
I guess if you're getting off the train, maybe, in between stuff, maybe it's...
Finishing your job, heading home, hey, may as well meet...
Loud, lots of people coming and going.
Yeah, the train station.
and then turned up
and a guy in a bella clava
on a bike
rode down the ramp
and said,
hey mate, how are you?
We didn't ask how the...
Was it just carrying the speaker under the arm?
Yeah, I think so,
then handed it over, got the money
and off they went.
And the balaclava never came off.
Great transaction.
Would trade again?
No complaints about the speaker?
Definitely paid too little for that speaker.
No questions about the speaker either.
Anyway, who knows?
Who knows?
Cold face, that's always saying.
A lot of great text and calls coming through on this one, Marketplace Monday.
Nicole, good morning.
Hey, good morning.
How are you?
We're doing real really well.
What happened to you on Marketplace?
I saw all this cheap stuff like a glass table and a PlayStation and this stuff I could have used.
This was in Duned and I was like, oh, I'm going to come around and pick up these things.
And I'm like, yeah, no worries.
See you soon.
Turned up.
I was like, oh, these are cheapest chips, you know.
Started picking out things and I was about to pay this pretty.
person and the house was raided and the cops turned up and all of the stuff was stolen and they
thought I was a part of it I had to prove that I had no previous relation with this person it was just
uncanny that I was turned up and it turns out they were really good so now I'm really
cautious like with everything I car jam cars if I'm buying them I like yeah no honestly
I just couldn't believe it.
They seemed so lovely.
Jeez, they really Robin Hooded it, didn't they?
They stole, and then giving away for free?
I was in shock.
I was kind of just looking around me going,
is this actually happening?
Yeah, right.
Was it a deal or just getting rid of evidence?
It was one of the two?
Well, yeah.
And then I thought about it as I next and I was like,
I was in the worst situation.
And the police thought that it was me too,
that I was a thief.
Well, because, I mean, yeah, you're going,
I don't know these people.
They would hear that every day.
Yeah.
He's like, what are you doing here then?
And I was like, well, I mean, I just turned up.
And they're like, see, you've been here before.
And it's no.
No, they gave me the address.
Like, awkward.
Geez, the old thieves could have really done your dirty there, couldn't they?
She's our mate.
She's the leader.
John O'Ben and Megan, the podcast.
The Hits.
The Moon overnight.
We tried to give this thing a lot of coverage.
But the Moon, as always, I said it before, never fails to disappoint.
You know, when they're like, here's going to be a super blood-red eliximum.
moon and it's like test cricket
all this builder and nothing
happens. Nothing happens at the end of the 5th. Incredibly
boring. And then it's a draw.
You know you've got to understand.
You don't understand about the blood moon or test cricket
guys. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe the moon
affisionados. They're like, you just don't understand.
Yeah, so it's a blood moon eclipse. It's
visible in New Zealand overnight
and you know if you could get up
early or you could see it last night you could see
this amazing moon apparently with a reddish
shoe. It was the earth's shadow
in front of it and it made it a little bit
red.
We've had a real
mixed bag of
feedback on the text
machine.
We said,
you're honest
opinion of the moon
if you saw it
Haley and
Tootonga
was crystal clear?
Um,
I can't say
I actually looked
outside and I
didn't see it at all
but
So hang on
you looked outside
you didn't see it
or you can't say
you looked outside?
I got up earlier
I got up at 530
I looked outside
you couldn't see it
went back inside
Okay, so you didn't see it
you're like Megan
He went for a driver at the harbour bridge for some reason, and couldn't see it.
Because I thought it'd be good vantage point.
Okay, so, okay, you couldn't see it.
So there's one.
Disappointing for Haley.
Okay, again, the moon living up to its disappointment.
Jamie, you're out fishing this morning, were you?
Yes, yes, since about 4.30 this morning.
Oh, up and Adam fishing.
How firstly, how did the fishing go?
It's going well, and still is.
The fish are still biting right now.
Oh, right now.
What is that noise in the background?
There's boat.
Oh, it's a little boat's just come.
past me.
Oh, cute.
We're live on a boat right now.
Okay, and what was the moon like about 4.30 in the morning?
Yeah, well, it just sort of went through its phases.
It was done spectacular, and as it got closer to about 6.15, it was, I don't know.
It wasn't really red, but yeah, it changed color.
Okay, so on a scale of, you know, disappointing, average to thrilling, what would you label it, Jamie?
Would you throw it back in the water if you caught it?
To be honest, the fishing was better.
Yeah, okay.
All right, well, I appreciate you listening on the boat.
That's pretty cool.
Talking to you live while fishing.
Should we take one more?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, so so far I didn't see it.
Indifferent.
And, Alan, you saw the moon?
Yes.
Where are you, Ellen?
Nelson.
Okay, all right.
What was it like?
Yeah, it wasn't red, but it was low and almost like you can touch it if you climb the hill.
And it was reflecting a really nice orange sunset around 6 a.
yesterday.
Oh, right.
So you liked it?
You seemed like you were the...
Yes, it was awesome.
Awesome, wow.
The whole spectrum of feedback.
Yeah.
She also said 6pm yesterday.
Did you get the time wrong, Ben?
No, I don't think...
You told us 6 a.m.
Maybe this has been on us.
Maybe it's been on us.
6'em felt like a weird time to look at the moon.
I kept saying it too, so maybe this is on us.
Hey, Ellen, well, I'm glad you enjoyed the moon.
There we go.
John O'Bin and Megan.
The podcast.
The hits.
Yes, we're talking about your brand loyalty, what you're wildly loyal to when it comes to consumer products.
It's mentioning my friend's mum, when we were growing up, Coke memorabilia everywhere.
Really impressive.
Yeah.
It was a huge, like their fridge even looked like a Coke vending machine.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, like the door.
Yeah.
She had Coke perfume.
She had Coke signs.
All vintage Coke cans.
Well, Coke really did, you know, they really got out there with the merch game, didn't they?
More than Bunnings.
We always say bunnings went on to the merch game.
website click select all and we'll take one of everything things coke doubled down they
created brand new merch yeah so uh yeah that was very uh very impressive but so pj with us on the phone
what brand are you loyal to p j uh crazy loyal to converse chuck taylor oh chuck taylor's yeah
paul henry he loves is chuck taylors i don't know if you know that he's got hundreds of
them apparently yeah yeah i think i'm about to see have you got hundred literally hundreds have you
Nah, not handles, but I've got quite a bit
What is it about the Chuck Taylor
I mean, it's a timeless shoot
It just goes with anything really
Chuck the Chuck tables on and anything else on
And away you go
You're right, you're right, it does go with Ed
Do you prefer the high cut, what is it, the high tops
Or the low cuts?
Always the high cut
Oh, there's a high cap
So have you got a message here
Have you got a tattoo of the Chuck Taylor's?
Yeah, on my back
When I was 18
Wow
It really is, yeah
You're really like Chuck Tallis
for life.
Yeah, yeah.
But like, not the easiest shoe to get on and off, especially the high tops, if you're
in a hurry.
No, they're not.
Have you got, please tell me it's a big full back tattoo of a Chuck Taylor shoe?
No, no, it's just a small one in the corner of my phone.
That's cool.
Nice to be.
And have you got a favorite pair?
Just the simple black ones.
Yeah, the black and the white ones are pretty cool.
As your child, is that correct?
Producer Troy's telling me?
My son, I wanted to call him.
Chuck or Taylor and my partner was like, oh, I think we'll go with Taylor.
It's a bit more appropriate, and I feel as though he's going to get made fun of if
his team with Chuck.
Oh, right.
Both great names, though.
Yeah, both are great names.
So it is Taylor, but then you can call him Chuck Taylor if you need to, right?
Yeah, yeah, I still call him Chuck, everyone else.
Would you mind sending us a photo of all your Chuck Taylor's?
We'll put them up on our social media account?
Yeah, yeah, good too.
Put that up on the Hits Breakfast.
If our producer, Grace, can be bothered doing it?
Yeah, we'll make it for a video, Grace.
I'm looking at you, Grace.
She gets stressed out and we're like, make us a video.
In fact, PJ, could you film all the Chuck Taylor's?
We'll get Grace to make a video.
She's hating making videos.
Even though it's her job.
But anyway, she is pulling signs at us, PJ, that are not appropriate for radio.
PJ, you have a great day.
I love talking to you.
Yeah, you too.
Natalie, good morning.
Good morning.
Great to have you on the show.
Brand loyalty.
Dill Marty.
Thankfully, too, it's not a competing tea brand because Dilma, wonderful partners of this broadcast.
Yeah.
No, if we go up to, say, Hawaii where, as far as I'm concerned America, has crap tea, my mum and say my sisters go, how many tea bags are we drink a day?
How many boxes do we need to take?
Oh, do you take it with you?
No, we take it with us.
We put it in our suitcase.
Take it over, and you work out your tea allocation for the trip.
I love it.
It's in my company and my drawer at work.
Oh, wow.
You've got tea bags everywhere.
I get upset.
You're like us.
We came back from Sri Lanka and I've been Dillmahing hard.
My wife's like, all right, stop banging on a bit.
You know this one's picked from this and this one's there?
Yeah, it is really good tea, though.
It is.
It's a decent price.
Some of the other stuff just tastes terrible.
How many are you rocking a day?
How many cups of tea, do you reckon?
Okay, English breakfast, like black tea, probably three, maybe four.
I try and limit it because I have sugar in my tea, and, you know, sugars kind of aren't healthy.
Do you know we spoke to, well, Dilhan, a friend of the show,
the big dog at Dilma.
He's having like, was it, 14 cups of tea a day?
Yeah, yeah.
He sounds crazy, isn't it not too much caffeine?
Not for him, apparently.
I can imagine him just like,
you know those little wonderful statues
on the top of water fountains
and it's just like a constant flow
coming out.
Imagine that's just Dilhan's day.
Just a tap.
Always running.
Hey, well, thank you so much for your call, Natalie.
Better go and have your cup of tea.
Yeah, yeah, no, I've really had one.
I'll have another one in a little while as well.
Have a great day, mate.
Appreciate you listening.
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I've got Caribbean meatballs this week.
I had some chicken last night was good at, like, a marinated chicken.
It was lovely.
Caribbean meatballs?
Yeah.
That sound exotic.
Yeah.
Well, they'd like doused in rum or something?
No, like coconut milk.
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Delicious.
Now, we want to do Make a Meal of it Monday today.
We focus on a particular topic.
We did workplaces last week.
This week, the gym.
An environment where a meal can be made of it very easy.
Easily, you just, you had a shocker at Pilates on...
Well, there's machines at the gyms, right?
And, like, sometimes you look at them and you're like, I don't know what to do with that.
But I go on the Pilates Reformer, which you're right, it looks like a torture apparatus.
But I was trying to show off.
and I had socks on
and I've slipped through the middle of it
and they make a hell of a racket too
if you don't use them properly
so in front of the whole pass
you're like everyone look at megan
now you're like
everyone look at megan for different reasons
yeah you know
have you been on that equipment at the gym
where it like just completely spread your thighs
like you're in the middle of a gynaecologist appointment
that's great for your inner thigh
just I did that one
so boy they were burning for days
now speaking of limping around
producer Troy
You missed this on Friday bed
Producer Troy got Franciscoed hard
What's Franciscoed?
I mistakenly decided to do my first gym class
And I rocked up
And I found my position
Feeling very uncomfortable anyway
And then the lady says
All right, welcome to Partners Day
Hope you've brought your partners along
You're like I didn't know about Partners Day
I did not bring my partner along
And I got partnered up with Francisco
Who was a PT
who was ripped
and looks like you imagine
a beautiful head of hair
is some sort of like pump class or something like that
it's like a it's every morsel
of liquid in your body is going to be
gone after 25 minutes
yeah
I've never been so tired
it's lifting it's throwing
it's moving it's crying
it's yeah
do you say crying
yeah
he also
so Francisco is a PT
he'd use Francisco's weights
oh that's the thing
because you're like you look at the weights
So I did one, the one only time I did a pump class with my mate,
and this was probably 15, 20 years ago.
And we went along and they were like, choose your weights at the start.
And I went, and he went quite like, not heavy, heavy,
but heavier than I thought.
And I was like, it's a bit heavy for us.
He goes, come on, man.
Look at these old ladies over there.
And if they could do that, we could do it.
And we could not do it.
Was Megan in your class?
We could, but nothing is more humbling.
When you're struggling to lift this thing up.
And there are Megan's next year.
Go, woo.
Watch me Pilates.
You're like, wow.
It was like famous last words from him.
We were not in the same week.
Yeah, so, well, poor Troy.
Yeah, last week said got Francisco to hard.
You said his motivational style was quite aggressive.
Abusive.
Yeah, it was frustrated aggression.
It was how he was trying to motivate me.
But he literally could not walk last week.
It lasted all Saturday as well.
Really?
Day two is worse.
Yeah.
He was sitting on the toilet.
You're just like,
huh.
Francisco actually just looked at Spanish for you.
You're going to need a steel lift for the next three days.
So how did you make a meal of it at the gym?
We'd love to hear from you this morning
the best call of something that happened at the gym
that you'd love to forget.
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Meal of it Monday.
Some fantastic text coming through.
about when you made a meal of it at the gym
I was doing assisted pull-ups with bands
and the band snapped
and sprung straight
in my face
Those, that would hurt
That's like thick rubber
It's like the biggest rubber band slap
This is from Sarah
I had been on quite a high protein diet
And I thought the gym was empty
For at least half an hour
I was unloading
Oh no
He's a guy in the corner the whole time.
Oh, no.
Did he have hip foot, please?
He had any phones on?
Oh, no.
It is very good.
Alison, well, good morning to you.
Meal of it in the gym.
What happened?
Oh, good morning, guys.
So, yeah, I decided to go full tilt on one of those training bike things,
and I didn't even realize, but we were having such a good
time, yeah, we're going and
being a country girl
didn't never know too much about the gym at that
time and decided to stop.
And because you can't just stop on those
things, that's me. Woo-hoo!
Went hurtling through the sky,
into the bike and everything, and it was
just me flying.
So, yeah, that was my meal
of going for the gym.
I had a taste of training,
what it, oh, I don't even know what you call a spin bike.
So did it throw you
off the bike?
Yeah.
Yep, that was me.
It was flying because I just stopped and didn't know you couldn't actually stop.
The resistance ones, so they're really hard to get started, but once you go...
And you've got to slowly slow down.
Oh, you poor thing, Alison.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that was a bit of fun in the gym, a good laugh, and all my mates had a good laugh too.
Oh, that's good.
I'm just a country girl.
I don't know about these resistance bikes.
So you hold there, Alison.
Thank you very much.
Rose, morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Lovely to have you on this morning.
What happened to you?
who made a meal of it at the gym, how?
I went to get my, well, I was on the treadmill,
and I went to grab my drink bottle,
and I kind of wobbled, and it fell onto the treadmill,
so I went to lean down and got it,
and I put my foot on the side to kind of get off safely,
but I did it half on, half off,
and I just completely slid right off the back
into the equipment behind me.
I like vomited you out the back of the treadmill.
Just like, spit you out.
There we go.
Welcome to gym class.
And then do people come and assist you?
because that's sometimes more painful.
Yeah, you're embarrassed, and you don't want anyone to look at you,
but it makes quite a loud noise, I imagine.
Yeah, and it was a few friends of me,
and they just pissed themselves laughing,
and to be honest, I probably would have been, like, doing the same.
They did check on me, but it was one of those, like,
oh, my God, and any time we're at the gym
or any time we see, like, a meme or something,
I just get tagged in it straight away.
Yeah.
I, remember that lady they phoned us up,
we're at another radio station,
and I actually hadn't mentioned anything,
and she's like, well, my sister was,
assaulted by Jono at the gym this morning.
Oh, you injured someone on a treadmill, right?
Yeah, I was just running and I didn't know this, but I went, I jumped off to go and grab the towel.
I pushed stop.
I push stop.
Okay.
And apparently some treadmills need a rest after they've been running, so it entered rest mode.
Cool down and rest mode.
So that's still moving.
I didn't realize this.
I turn around to get the towel and the spray, and then this lady is stepping on to the treadmill,
and boom, Jesus, it just took her legs out from her.
Oh, no.
flipped over, burns on her face
from the tread.
I didn't go back to that, Jen.
I didn't know what is this rest mode?
I'm the one who's meant to be having rest of it.
Cool down treadmill mode.
Hey, well, good on you, Rose.
You hold there, buddy.
Awesome, thank you.
All right, well, we need to give way
the weeks with a hallo fresh.
I think we're going to give it to Alison today.
The country girl.
Yeah.
This spin bike.
Well, done, Alison.
You've got a week's with a hallo fresh.
Oh, awesome.
Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you very much for that.
And I just wanted to say condolences to your mate on the radio over there with the fun hangar that passed away.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, you guys have a good rest of your day.
I've got to run into work as well.