Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - FULL SHOW: Megan has been making WHAT at home?

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

On today’s show: Jono is currently at war with his printer After the Coldplay concert cheating discovery, we ask about the funny ways you caught someone cheating Ben’s wife Amanda is a teacher, and it makes holidays difficult as she’s constantly pointing out spelling mistakes Megan has been making her own butter (and the boys absolutely pay her out) Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The John O'Bannon Megan podcast. Thanks to HelloFresh, your home advantage for delicious midweek dinners everyone will love. John O'Bannon Megan. The podcast. The Hats. Welcome to the podcast on a Friday. Uh, heading into the weekend, of course, in New Zealand.

If you listen to the podcast in real time, uh, it's great. It's got great stuff coming up. If you're only on season two of the podcast, we'll really apologize. It's the weekend in New Zealand. So sorry, spoilers. Spoiler alert. That's where we're heading in the long term. Megan, last weekend you had a wild time out and about. I did.

Backing it up this weekend? Was dancing in a cage. This weekend is a family affair. We're going to Vegas this weekend. Oh yeah. To Rotorua. Yeah. Yeah.

First time for the kids down there. I'm just trying to explain that we're going to like a hot pool where the water comes out of the ground Oh, cool. It's a nice place. You can put yourself in a cage in the gondola Yeah, yeah, we're going in the gondolas. We're gonna go down the louge with the kids. Oh, awesome. Back to back cages. Yeah It's a wonderful place to rotorua. This is why you asked us what we were having What were you guys doing the weekend so you could brag about your weekend? Is this what you're doing? I've got nothing that's going to be there. I was ice skating the night.

I'm also borrowing a flash car that's not my ice. Must be nice. What are you guys doing this weekend? I've kind of got something we can talk about. Bollum and Buddy. FJ sponsor trip to Vegas. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're ice skating. No, no, don't worry about that. Don't try and pull that back down, mate. Enjoy that in your sponsored car and your sponsored weekend.

I will. Yeah, well, yeah, enjoy your weekend. You enjoy your weekend, too. Okay, we will. Okay, thanks. You don't even care what we're doing. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast.

The heads. Now Coldplay, yeah, it came to New Zealand. Put on the three sold out concerts. It was incredible. It was a great show. It was a great show. It was a great show. It was a great show.

It was a great show. It was a great show. It was a great show. It was a great show. It was a great show. You don't even care what we're doing. Now Coldplay, yeah, came to New Zealand, put on three sold out concerts. It was incredible to go along. And to be honest, they were so popular, they could still be putting on concerts. Yeah, you're right, actually. But if you went along, if you're lucky enough to go along to see Coldplay, they do this thing where it's really quite impressive. Chris Martin, the singer, he's just on stage by himself and the guitar and the camera pans to people in the crowd and he sings a song, he makes up a song about them, usually based on stuff they're wearing or what they're doing, on

the spot. Here's an example when he was in India and he spotted there was an Indian fast bowler, one whole of cricket. We do not enjoy watching you destroy England with wicket after wicket after wicket. Jeez, the crowd were loving that one, weren't they? Yeah, they were going nuts. And it all becomes like a viral moment. So that was viral, but unfortunately for a couple, they've become a viral moment at a Coldplay concert. You couple?

Yeah, now this was in America, in Boston, and they were panning around the crowd and it went on to what looked to be like a couple in a little brace, right? Yeah, as a guy standing behind a woman giving her a cuddle, arms around her, they're enjoying the concert and then Chris Martin starts singing to them once they shoot up on the big screen and they quickly let go of each other. He ducks down. She hides her face, turns around.

She turns around. And here's what he says. And he front foot. Oh, look at these two. All right, come on, you okay? Oh, what? Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. And it turns out they were having an affair.

They were having an affair. Now this has gone, unfortunately, it's, I mean I know that if they are having an affair that you know, there's morally, but they've gone everywhere. It's gone worldwide this and everyone has pinpointed the fact that they are in other relationships. Because he's the CEO of a big company of Astronomer. So everyone knows his name and then the woman works with him. She's like the chief people officer.

She's gonna be calling Chris Martin into HR. Both are married. Oh no. If they hadn't like ducked down and acted all weird, it probably wouldn't have gone viral. Tell you what, we'll put the video up on our Hitspeak for Social if you want to go and watch it now.

But yeah, it was almost like Karma was saying, cut to the happy couple now. Yeah, he was like, great. And then he was like, uh oh, uh oh. So unfortunately that's... And then the internet's taking control of it as the internet takes upon itself to do, been messaging the wife. Yeah, he's deleted his Facebook and LinkedIn and everything else.

He's turned off comments on his LinkedIn. His Facebook's gone too, apparently, he's just reading it to delete it. It's like, yeah, a big storm of, maybe it was an HR demonstration. Maybe it was like, hey, this is not an appropriate way to be in a concert if the work may, they were just in the middle of that,

and that's why. Send that to him, see if his wife buys that. Yeah, okay. So, not only was the concert, it was also the middle of that and that's why. Send that to him. See if his wife buys that. So not only was the concert also the beginning of both of their divorce proceedings as well. So what we want to do, I went, oh 800 the hits, 4487. The unusual way you caught them cheating. Yeah, no, I don't think we're going to compete with Chris Martin calling you, you know, like singing a song about you at a Coldplay concert. Maybe though. But maybe, maybe there was an unusual way.

Something that happened that you stumbled across that your partner was caught cheating. We'd get names out of it if you want, but we'd love to hear from you. Coldplay. Chris Martin was going around the concert, Boston, just recently, and he puts people on the big screen, sings a song about them.

It's a heartfelt, wonderful moment normally. It's amazing that he can sing a song, make up a song on the big screen, sings a song about them. It's a heartfelt wonderful moment normally. It's amazing that he can sing a song, you know, make up a song on the spot, personal for the person. And it's one of the highlights of the concert, but then now I feel like he'll be like, oh god, I can't do this again. He's going to be gun shy. The CEO of Astronomer, Andy Byron, was caught cheating on his wife with his chief people officer, so head of HR, who's also married.

They got on the big screen, obviously they look very sheepish and now it's gone around the world everyone's deep dived on their relationship. Yeah good, they'll be stoked about that. We've got it actually up on the hits breakfast as well so we're getting it out there too. But it was that embrace where she's standing in front, he's kind of got his arms around her waist, you know that one, and she's got her arms on top there and this is Chris Martin. Oh look at these two. Alright, come on, you okay? Uh oh, what? arms around your waist you know that one and she's got her arms on top there and this is Chris Martin Yeah you nailed it Chris actually. Yeah, you nailed it Chris actually.

You've got both of those things at that moment actually. Oh my god. So Chris will feel like a monster. He will. He'll have front footed now he'll be like all right before we start anyone doesn't want to be on camera duck down Take your hands off each other because we're going around the crowd now Or if you're having a fair don't buy tickets to a Coldplay show two options So you're the way you caught them cheating Sarah good to have you on how are you?

I'm good thank you. How are you? We're doing really well what happened? Well my my partner's son and his girlfriend were getting ready to go over to the UK to go on their OE. So they were living with us for a bit and and unbeknown to me, my partner's son had offloaded some of his work clothes and things to my partner and things he didn't want to take overseas. So my partner comes home from work one night and he's in a suit and he's sitting in a chair and he took his boots off, crossed his leg and I was looking across the room at his socks

and I thought, I don't know those socks. They look unusual, I don't know those. And then I looked at, had writing on them and I thought, what does it say? And it said, pretty decent boyfriends. And I said to him, what the hell? And he said, what, and I went? What are those socks? I've never bought you those socks before. So what are they? And I was starting to lay about a dozen

eggs and he was waiting for me to stop talking so he could say something. And he went, George gave me these socks. And George and Joe happened to be here. So I looked at him and said, did you? And he said yes. And I thought, oh my God. god but I went quite cold I really thought he was having an affair. Well pretty and I just, George is his son so George gave the socks to him before he went overseas and I love it's just a pretty decent boyfriend. Not the best. Yeah pretty decent. I mean if they're having an affair it wasn't a great one.

Pretty decent. I dumped Sarah to a hundred I thought oh my god. Fair enough I would have too. Pretty decent affair. Good on you Sarah, really appreciate your time. You have a great day. Okay, thank you. Next, Megan, one more if you want to go.

We've got time, Brett, welcome. Morena, morena whanau, happy Friyay. Happy Friyay to you Brett, morena. You caught the cheetah. No, look I can't lay claim to the story because hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, She let out too much information They found it and he called her and she was like what this isn't serious It's always fun for you right now When a musical stand though, what a legend! I love you Brett!

Hey have a great one Brett! Oh Brett's awesome, have a great weekend mate! John O'Bannon Megan, The Podcast, The Hats I tell you what's not popular at the moment, the price of butter, it really is skyrocketed. It's like sometimes 10 bucks, I think the average around the country is $8.60. It was in the news this morning, but like it's like nine, 10 bucks for a block of butter. Before you start going milking your own cows and stuff,

they are putting all of this on the Asian countries now adopting more of a Western style of cuisine and using butter in their meals. They've discovered it and they're like, let's have it. So the demand's there overseas. It's gone up 120% in the last 10 years. The cost is, yeah, it's crazy. I remember when it was like,

you could get it for like $1.50 a block back in the day. So now, were you doing this topically or were you just doing this by chance yesterday? You sent us a video yesterday. No, just by chance yesterday. By chance, okay. So I, we do a lot of baking and you need butter for baking. So I have said, next time I see cream really cheap, I'm going to buy it and I'm going to

make my own butter. And I think my husband was like, pfft, it's not going to happen. So you took your horse and cart down to the... Yeah. Put on your... No, you joke, but I saw... Left the commune. Okay, okay. took your horse and cart down to the... Put on your... No, you joke! But I saw... Left the commune?

What I was... Okay, okay. I saw a big bottle. You know, those big bottles, you never have a reason to buy that much cream. What time do you have to be back at Gloria Vale, Sanna? I'm just going to keep on going while these burns happen. It was a... The headphones fit under your bonnet?

It cost $10 and I took this big bottle home and I was like, I'm going to do'm gonna make my own butter and it wasn't as hard as you might think. I just needed a little container I used my yogurt container to make my yogurt and I put in my son's marble With the cream and I shook it up and made my own butter. She sent us this video I think you did it as clickbait because you knew my reaction. Yeah, I just made some butter, there's the buttermilk and there's the butter. Some stuff I just made before and it's just because I got some cheap cream so you know I've got a kg of butter now for $10. So there we go, you and your hero Megan Markle would be two of the most frustrating people to be in the kitchen with. And Nara Smith on TikTok she likes to make her own stuff.

But do you know what? I just, you just have to shake it up with a marble in there and it separates. You get buttermilk as well. But then you're like, you said you got really sore arms cause you have to kind of whack it back and forth. For like 15 minutes or even just doing that motion that hurts my arms.

Now I see back a screenshot, pack and save, PAMS, margarine spread, dollar... It was like table spread. A table spread, I don't think it said margarine in it, it just said table spread. Dollar seventy-nine. I don't even know what the brand was. Dollar seventy-nine mate. What even is that? What is that? It's fueled me for years. Is that one of the ones, one chemical compound off something? And then you put it in a pan to like cook something and it just burns? You're like what is this? There's affordable options out there.

There's some options, you're right. Are they made of 99% plastic? Probably. But if you're complaining about the price of butter, chuck it in a container with a marble and you can make your own. Easy. And tomorrow, maybe Monday on the show, you can tell us how to make a handmade quilt.

Jono, Ben, and Megan. The podcast. The Hats. Ben's sister-in-law in America, she's taught the cat something truly incredible. Yeah. To use the bathroom. So the cat goes in and uses the bathroom.

It's a kit they brought online as well. You can see the video right now. We've shared it on the Hats Breakfast Story on Instagram. You can see the bathroom. It's a kit they brought online as well. You can see the video right now we've shared it on the Hits Breakfast Story on Instagram. You can see the cat. He doesn't look overly pumped that he's been filmed doing it. Excuse me? Yeah, but cats are like that, you know. They're like that all the time. That sounds like me.

Steady stream though for the cats. The cat's doing something I didn't think a cat could be taught to do, use the bathroom like a human. And you don't know how long it actually took them to train the cat. It was like a system as I said before that gradually reduces the size of the kitty ladder which can go over weeks I guess as well. So maybe I imagine a couple of months. I don't have any patience to train pets. Like probably my daughter and Jim always, they train the dog to roll over, high five and stuff. then whenever I like get the dog to do tricks I'm not allowed to because I haven't taught it. They're like you're taking

all the credit for our hard training work. Yeah fair enough. Yeah does Bo do any tricks? Nah not really. Yeah Leo knows how to speak and I just have to clip my fingers together because remember I taught him sign language so that when he was a Hollywood movie star I could do it behind the camera. But that never happened. No. He's given up on his Hollywood dream. What can your cat do? They have great techs. My cat can open a window as we don't have a cat door movie star I could talk behind the camera. But that never happened. No. He's given up on his Hollywood dream. But he knows the tricks. What can your cat do? It has great techs. My cat can open a window as we don't have a cat door. So it's taught the cat to open a window which is pretty impressive. Any cats that are committing crime? Cat burglars? We love one of those. On 4487 we've got Jean A joining us. Good morning.

Good morning. How are you guys? We're doing really well. It's lovely to have you on the show this morning. Cat trick. What have you taught the cat? Yeah. I actually didn't teach the cat. He taught himself how to do it. If we locked him in the room, what he would do is he would go on his back paws and then one of the front paws against the wall. And the other one, he would pull the door handle down,

and then the door would open slightly, and then he would go on all four paws, and then he would use one of the paws to open the door completely. Opens a door? So not like a cat door, just a human door. No, no, no, it's a door, inside door. Wow, that's pretty impressive.

Okay, that's amazing. And when he was younger, when we first got him, I used to have a rifle case next to my, next to our bedroom door, and then he taught himself to stand on top of the rifle and do the same thing. The cat didn't know how much danger it was dicing with there. No! Thank you very much. Thank you so much, mate. Have a good one. You too, guys.

Thanks. Ellen, happy Friday to you. No, thanks. Happy Friday to you too. You made it. You've taught your cat to do something. What's that? And we call our cats, we've got two cats, Bear and Fred, and we taught them to wake up our

son at seven o'clock every day to go to school. He's a teenager, it's really hard to get him out of bed. So they just go and jump all over him and go meow meow in his ear and it's the only way to get him up. No, but how do they know that it's 7am? Well, we lock them up at night in, they've got a separate room, the indoor cats. And we let them out just before seven and we told them to go straight away in these rooms and wake him up. So weekends we have to let them in locked in a bit longer.

Otherwise they wake him up then as well. That's the thing, I can't, does the same wakes us up at the weekend, but sometimes he gets the time all wrong. I might as well. That's the thing. I can't do the same wakes us up at the weekend, but sometimes he gets the time all wrong. I might as well wake him up too early. We don't even have to go in the room with them to wake up our son. They just go in there straight away. Is there a better reception from him when the cats wake him up as opposed to you? Oh, definitely.

Yeah. And he does get out of bed easier for sure. Yeah. You see, you're not yelling at the cats. Okay. Yeah. It does get out of bed easier for sure. Yeah, you see, oh I see, you're not yelling at the cats, okay, yeah. That's right. Jono, Ben and Megan, The Podcast.

The Hats. I have a very tumultuous relationship with my printer at home. I don't know if you're in the same category. Do you have a printer at home? Yeah. Yeah. I swear over the 12 month period, it might let me connect to it maybe three or four times a year. Yeah.

You know, it's never an easy process. I just need to print one document, you know, connect up to the phone, push print, then you always find yourself on your hands and knees looking, lifting lids. Sorting the thing out. Yeah, ours just keeps going back to sleep. It's like, mate, you wake up and look,

it's got a sleep function that'll just go back to sleep again, it's like. I feel like it's the only piece of technology, the longer it's around, the worse it gets. Yeah, and the fact that when you actually have to replace the ink in it you pretty much better to buy a new one A new printer, right? Yeah. Well this leads me to my point and it's not the Exorbitant prices on ink. I mean we're talking about butter. Let's focus on ink. Well yeah butter right now very expensive, right? Yeah, it's almost as expensive as printer ink

But my issue is and I don't know if your printer has the same thing I just want to print out in stock standard black and white. Yeah, okay I don't need any of the fancy color stuff and so then I'm getting a message saying you're low on cyan You're low on cyan. So now the printer's gone. I'm low on cyan so I'm clocking off. So I won't even print in black. I'm like cyan's got nothing to do with black. Does it max all three primaries to get black? No, black's black. Black's the tone. I lifted the black out and I'm holding it up to the window. Black's doing well. But black's checked out because cyan's like well I've clocked off.

But if you're not printing anything in colour, where did your cyan go? Oh, the kids probably have printed wild stuff on there. Yeah, we haven't got a colour on our stuff, so black and white's a lot easier just to kind of just do it. Because colour stuff, well, you're not even allowed to do it at work anymore, right? No, no, no, everyone's pretty anti-colour, aren't they?

I didn't know cyan was the glue holding the whole printer together. You go buy cyan to make it work, it's like a Gen Z thing, isn't it? If cyan's not working, well I'm not gonna print anything. So what was wrong with pink, blue, and yellow? Or like red, we have to call it magenta, cyan and yellow. Yeah.

So anytime you ever use that word. Well anyway, cyan's holding my printer hostage at the moment. I can't print anything. And I'm so protege as well, because I don't wanna just go buy cyan. And you can't do it at work because you've never properly set that up. You don't know how to use it. No, we don't have parental privileges here. I don't know who does. Yeah, but we definitely

don't. It's not on our agenda. Jono, Ben and Megan. The podcast. The Hats. We had a couple of weeks off, which was nice. Went away with the family and I know that I've got many quirks. I talk about that on the radio show, and not a great relaxer when it comes to your- You're an active relaxer. Active relaxer, yeah, like just doing stuff, activities. I enjoy that, it's fun.

But my wife, she does enjoy relaxing, but she is a teacher. And I did notice a lot on this couple of days we had away that she's really honed into stuff that would, I guess, if you're a teacher, you're thinking about those sorts of things, spelling. Spelling. If things are spelt wrong, she needs to point it out. Not necessarily to the people, but always to me. I'm like, I don't care. Yeah. I don't need a live autocorrect here. I can't fix the problem. No, it's like accommodation on that sign, spelt wrong. I'm like, oh, I still know it

says accommodation. Do you feel like you're on a school cab? Yeah, yeah I do. And then she's like snorkel, spelt wrong. Like that. I'm like E-L-L-E. I'm like, oh I still know what it, you know, like what it says, but something she really, really zones in on.

Are you a good speller? Not particularly. No, see I don't even know if it's just a teacher thing. If you're a good speller, you kind of just want to flex it all the time. Is that what it is? Yeah. So you're like, ugh, spelt wrong.

Does she ever approach the proprietors of the terrible spelling? No, she doesn't. No, you should go, take it up with management. Even on a menu, she'd be like, spelt wrong. Tell the waiter. Tell the waiter. They're probably like, okay, we're printing a whole lot now. Can you tell what it is? Exactly, that's what I kind of think. Can you tell what it is? The other thing she does, like, deep thinking, thinking about things, you know, you'll go snorkeling, spelt wrong, but we still went snorkeling,

and then she'll come out and she'll be like, you know, I will be like, that was great, it was awesome. She'll be like, do you think fish hibernate or is there a hierarchy? And think, you're thinking about things like we're about to do some sort of inquiry at school. I'm like, I don't know, I never thought about any of that stuff down there. So you like to do activities, but only surf is legal. She likes to deep dive and do research. Yeah, she's like, let's think about that. Let's do some research on that. I'm not in school right now. Well Megan always auto-corrects our run sheet for our radio. We've got like a shared document and you know, I just write words in there.

Okay, John O'Rourke Squeaky. S-Q-W-E-E-K-Y. Do we all know what it means? Yeah, I do. I know what it means. I was chill. I was chill. Wee-chee. Yeah Just as I finished typing why I can see Amanda to she's a teacher. She probably doesn't switch it. It's like us going around mining everyone for content. Exactly. When did you go snorkeling? Oh, I know that. Have you got a squeaky show?

Squeaky. John O'Bannon Megan. The podcast. The Hits. Alright, time to cross to Nicole in America. She's our correspondent from New York. Over there, living the American dream. It's much like the Kiwi dream, except with more guns and patriotism isn't it?

But Beaver just released new music just dropped it out of the blue. Here's a taste of it The whole album right? It's like a full album out of nowhere Everyone thought he wouldn't be releasing music forever, but he's back. Yeah Nicole what are your thoughts? Yeah, I mean, I did not see it coming. And he's been doing his own thing, right? Like, he's just he seems a little unhinged. Normally, when you have an album, there's like kind of like,

I don't know, like a timeline of promotion. And you announce that you've got a single you're going to drop. You play that single, then you announce when the album is going to drop. And this was like out of nowhere. And we're getting a Bieber album tomorrow. So that was kind of surprising. A lot of tracks. I, I, I'm torn about how I feel.

Like I like some of the tracks, but a lot of it doesn't really sound like old school Bieber, but I guess we shouldn't expect that necessarily. It seems to me like he might just have been playing around in the studio and he's collected a whole bunch of tracks and he was like, you know what I'll release these yeah I don't know if there was a lot of planning but he doesn't seem like he's in a great planning state at the moment. No and I thought it was weird that like the news that the album came out and that he paid his old manager scooter 31.5 million dollars that he owed him he still owes him more money like right then it's not

like when you like drop an album you make money immediately. I mean, even touring, you might need to tour forever to make that kind of money. I mean, it's hard to come up with that kind of money. So I don't know where Albo's two go in. His wife sold her beauty business. She became a billionaire. So he's like, can you give me some money? I've got some debts. Hey hon. We've spoken to you previously that your family friends were scooter brawling, his old manager. When you go out for lunch, who pays?

Oh, come on, honey. Seriously. I mean, I gotta like, I gotta T-Rex arm it a little bit. You gotta like pretend to reach for your wallet and he's like, no, no, no. Hey, so, bro, hang on. I'm still waiting on some money to come through. Can you do me until my 31 mil comes in? He's very, very generous. He's very generous.

Well, you'd hope he would be too. Because I mean, Ben Boyce, would you, if you were Scooter Braun, because Ben Boyce is a famous, we call him New Zealand's tightest ass in radio. I don't feel like I am anymore. Kids have kind of changed that. But would you split the bill if you were Scooter Braun? I'd probably, well, I'd offer. Wow. Well, like also, I've always thought that about like any artist or like any celebrity

when they go out with their non-celeb friends, like you're kind of a jerk if you don't pick up the bill, especially when you have that kind of money. Like if you ever even allow somebody, I mean, and again, you shouldn't expect it as the friend that doesn't have money. But like as the person with tons of money, if you don't automatically take that bill. Ben would never go out for dinner. That would be a solution. Yeah, like those group dinners where everyone's ordering different things and they're trying

to split things. Dude, you're a millionaire and you're still saying you wouldn't pay. And this hypothetical situation. I see. Would you pay them? I'd be like, I'll make it over there. He's had like, he's had four garlic breads and this guy over here's had like, four garlic breads. In this hypothetical situation. I see. Would you pay them? I'd be like, I'll make over there.

He's had four garlic breads, and this guy over here's had nine cocktails. Do you itemize the bill? I hate when people do that. Well, I had this, you had this, I'm only paying this. No, I don't. But in my head, I'm itemizing it. I'd never make a scene. I'd pay it, or whatever.

My wife's like, you pay it. I'm like, you're fine. But afterwards, I'm like. I'm going to need to bitch about it forever. Yeah, in my head, I'm like, oh well. oh well. Yeah but why are they, but obviously you do say something because your co-hosts are saying that they know what you're doing. I just talk about yeah there are people that spin up large and then go should we just split the bill? I'm like what what what? Okay. That's amazing. Hey well Nicole appreciate your time mate you're gonna have a great day. Absolutely. Thank you to you guys.