Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - How Megan’s hubby ruined their special spicy time with a deadbolt

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

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Megan, you shared a story this morning Early, early hours, dark Under the cover of darkness at 627am And it's now made its way into daylight hours Wasn't the intention But we thought, you know, it's safe enough to bring back If the kids are in the car But we'll dance around it

Is it safe enough to bring back from your husband? Oh yeah, he doesn't take himself too seriously He knows anything he does is going to make it to radio So he What is this? I know, it's meant to be a sexy song I'm just meant to set the mood If anything, it's ruined the mood

It's confused the mood Yeah, what is this? So my husband's about to go on tour for six weeks And I haven't seen a lot of him recently But we did have I'll just still slow fade out on that music by the way Thank you, thank you I regret every part of that music, sorry

We knew that we were gonna like We thought we had lunch together And had a couple of hours together yesterday So he texted me and he was like When are you coming home? I was like, now but so I knew he was at home and when I got there the car was in the driveway

so I unlocked the door but we have a deadbolt on the door as well which is mainly to stop the kids from opening the door and I realise he's put the dead bolt on and I can't unlock that so I'm... No, I'm like oh great so I call him

doesn't answer I call him again still doesn't answer I text him I'm like brrah you've locked me out and I'm nothing There's no, nothing happening in the house. I don't know where he is. And so I decide to go around the fence, down the side of the house, and through the back. So I go through the grass and I get to our bedroom and all the blinds are shut.

And I was like, oh, he's fallen asleep. So I'm knocking, I'm knocking on the window. I'm like, hello, you've locked me out. And suddenly I see this like shadow, this like little forlorn shadow turns up at the sliding door. Sad looking. Sad. Just like kind of disappointed. And it's Andrews standing there.

And the only thing he's wearing is like these little box of shorts like with a little tuxedo on the front. So they had it. Right, so these actually printed tuxedo on there. Printed tuxedo shorts. You guys would be into these. It seems like right up your alley. What does the cross look like in a tuxedo?

Does it make it a more sophisticated region? You think? Yeah. It's like the, yeah. Dressing it up. A little fancy. Blatite-lip. And so his intentions were obviously romantic ones.

Yeah. And so the bedroom was like there was candles. And it was like, but I couldn't stop. T-moose shorts. Could not stop laughing as he's disappointed unlocking the door. And nothing kills the romance than your partner hysterically laughing. And a deadbolt So you can't get in

And also it was Wednesday morning 11.30 a year That's a real mood killer for me. Have you got times for romance? You've got to get stuff done at those times. 11 3 a.m. on a weekday. I'm thinking about trying to do some washing you know, like trying to whip the supermarket

things like that, you know. From home, you know. Your poor wife. It would just be like, oh. Because you'd be inconvenient. I was going to do so much stuff Some hiding I need to get around Oh my gosh

Alright this is what we want to open up You know 8 hundred of the hits When you tried You tried to be romantic and it backfired It does At least he tried Like you two just Not even bothering

Can I borrow the box of shorts Could I see in there? Yeah They're probably still pretty much clean But the problem is your wife Arrives home after school So your kids are going to be in one at the same time Dad, why you're on boxing shorts

on the door? Swee of your mother kids. Sweet us.