Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Jono Becomes a Reluctant Eyewitness | Itty Bitty Bit

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

A quiet café work session for Jono Pryor turns into an awkward public dispute as he's called to be a witness...   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I took actually a page out of the Ben Boy's playbook yesterday. I had to wait for my daughter and I was like, oh, Ben always talks about going to a cafe with his laptop, you know, and getting stuff done. So I did that. I went to the mall, sat in a cafe, was charging away at the laptop. How do you find too? Because the laptop takes up quite a lot of real estate on your small cafe table. Then they come along with your drinks. Then if you order some food, you're really juggling with the balance.

of that. It can't be a little bit of a joke, but yeah, you make it work, you know, you get through it. Anyway, that's a side. That was a side. No, I just wanted to ask the expert on the cafe laptop work. But then opposite me was another lady, she was having a coffee, and then two young kids walked past her on their way to the counter. Now, one of their bags accidentally knocked the empty chair on her table, thus sort of jolting the table, rattling the contents of the table. stuff spill and stuff or not

just I mean not not a wild amount you know just sort of into a saucer could have been worse and then they walked off but not on her watch not on her watch excuse me they turned around

and you know when someone calls out excuse me you don't know if they're talking to you they had that confused well they probably had no idea if a bag hit it you wouldn't feel it necessarily like you've just knocked my table and I would have thought you would have

apologized and they were like oh said exactly what you said. I'm so sorry I didn't realize. She's like, you knocked it with your bag. And they said, did we? And she's like, you did. And then she turns to me.

Looks me dead in the eyes and goes, he saw it. Were you looking up at this state? Did she see you looking? If you were looking at your laptop locked in Zodden in, you wouldn't have been involved in this. But you would have been like, oh, what's the going on there? I saw it. I saw it.

I saw everything. Because you're nosy. She was wanting me to be a star witness in this trial. And I said, I didn't see anything. And she looked, she looked at me and she's like, the look of betrayal. I didn't want to, I don't want to be, it was Thursday afternoon, I couldn't be bothered involved. That's not what I thought you were going to say. No, I was just like, oh, listen, I didn't see anything, sorry.

Well, you just defuse, be like, oh, yeah, it was just a little knock. It was, you know, no harm, no foul. No, I tried just to, yeah, I didn't want to get, I didn't want to get methozen. And she was like, you were meant to come in here and testify against a war criminal. You're dirtyed me You're poking the bear though And you're Yeah

Because those kids were Walled off and you were sitting And now you're stuck with it The wrath of You chose the wrong person in that Yeah That's 100% You're right

I back the wrong team You back the wrong horse For awkward reasons Other than they're just gonna be In your vicinity Yeah I could Then I was locked into my laptop

And I could feel I could feel eyes She was wanted to catch my eye And be like Anyway Do you jump on the horse That's chill Or do you jump

in the horse that's like bucking around you jump on the bucking one don't you jump on the buck up so yeah I won't go back there