Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Jono Ruined Megan's Son's Lunch Forever | Itty Bitty Bit

Episode Date: August 2, 2026

Megan Papa's son has started demanding his sandwich crusts be cut off... all because Jono did it once while babysitting "Well Jono did it".   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was making my son's lunch yesterday. Because I do it the night before. But often he pipes up and he wants to get involved. It's just easier if he's not there and he just gets what he gets. And you don't get upset. That's true. That's a good. No, I know.

I see why he wants to get involved. Hang on a second. What am I having tomorrow? I've got to put that in my mouth. He gives me days of the week for different flavors of things. He's like, I want this one on Monday, this one on Tuesday. I'm like, oh, God. Okay, I was like, you just need to leave

But I was making him a sandwich First of all, you want to peanut butter and cream cheese And I was like, you can't have peanut butter Because you're going to school Oh, yeah Can't, yeah, yeah, allergies I don't know about that combination Has he had that combination before?

No, I said to him if he had it And he was like, no And I was like, what if you don't like it? He's like, oh well, oh, you just can't Yeah, I mean, basically you just can't pick two things and put them in a sandwich And you think they're going to work Yeah, and then secondly, once I'd made the sandwich

Here we go He was like Cut the crust off Oh yeah And I was like No since we I was like you always eat All the bread

And he was like Yeah but Jono cut them off When you made his lunch Oh we were looking after Yeah Remember when you did that And I was like

Oh god So I think I asked It's like Oh do you want crass on or off And he was like oh And I was like sweet So it must be the done thing Yeah

It's what you do When you love your children Yeah No You don't make it a thing and then they just eat them. They believe that the bread is to be eaten all the way through. And so now he's like, but Jono cut my cross off.

And I was like, well, there's lots of things that Jono does that you should never do. Yeah, like, Jono, you let you have the knife as well afterwards. He was wielding a knife. He waited until you put it up your nose before he told him to put it down. Yeah, you shove the knife up his nose. So I had a big argument with him and I was like, you're not having the crust cut off. That's part of the bread. We helped look after your kids because Andrew was away,

your husband for a long period of time. And we did the radio show that's saying, there was a lot going on. It was. Ben was like, do you want to cross off? We were just in the moment, mate. In the moment.

We also gave in the microwave Frankfurters for breakfast. Well, look, to be honest, and we talked about this in the day, we thought it was going to be a bit of smoke and mirrors. Like, we were going to be there doing this thing and Megan was going to be sort of standing next to us going, don't do that, don't do that. But no, you just had the morning off.

Yeah, it was great. As promised, you had the morning off. Stayed in your bedroom. So this is what you get, mate. You get crusts off, knives up noses, and seeping Frankfurters from the microwave. So if he brings the crust back today, I'm bringing them in for you to eat. Why he bought it back now, though? This was like two months ago.

I know. I don't know. He was there when I made his sandwiches, so maybe he triggered a memory. Sorry. I made a rod for you back. To be fair, though, he hasn't run around and put knives up his nose in. So that's good. Just pick it in Tuesday.