Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Jono’s Loud White Man Talking | FULL SHOW

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

On today’s show: Jono gets told he’s wearing way too much cologne! Megan’s about to jump the queue… again! Jono’s obnoxiously loud “white man talking” moment... Ben takes a one-person job and somehow ends up with a purple fingernail… Small everyday product complaints Men’s fashion turn-offs, and Jono and Ben are guilty of plenty… Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Jono Ben and Megan podcast, thanks to Dilma. Goodness really does taste great. Dilma, making the world a better tea. We got into an Uber last night and the Uber driver, he was like, oh, that's a lovely smell you've got on there. You do have a nice fragrance. But now he's got me all self-conscious, conscious. He's like, you've got the odour of three people. He's like, you've got enough on for three people.

Oh, you're too much. I'd over sprayed and I was like, oh no, it's become sort of into the toxic territory. I guess though you probably, were you, had you sprayed and then got into the Uber. Yeah, fresh spray, walked into the Uber. Yeah, it's not like you've been all day. Too much and sit in the front seat of the back seat. Front. And there was no one else with you?

No. That's a big, don't you? No, that's a weird. This guy, he loves cologne, man. She's he love, he's like, do you know how much cologne is I've got? No, I don't. Why would I know? Firstly, why would I know?

over 200 colognes. Wow. Goes to the chemist warehouse every way he can buy himself a new cologne. Wow. Did he know what you were wearing just by smelling it? Yeah.

He was one of those guys, yeah, who was deep into cologne as well. So you can choose conversation or no conversation too. Yeah, but you don't sit in the front if you're choosing no conversation. Yeah, they'll make it weird. I wonder if they get someone jumping in the front

by themselves and they're like, oh. There we go. punish her. They probably are. But then it sounds like you could have good banter. You had something in common. Well, it's funny.

We talked about it for clone. Even I, by the end of the cologne conversation, I was like, this is too much cologne. Like, I'm not that heavily invested into it. But it was a passion project for him. Right. Good on him. Every week go to the chemist warehouse.

That is an extraordinary, I don't think anyone listening would have more than 200 bottles of cologne. No. No. I kept thinking about that scene from Anchorman when he opens it up, he's those sex panther,

and it's got all the cupboard of... Yeah, that's a lot. That is a huge... 200. How many colognes do you think you've got? Oh, like two or three. That seems like a good amount of cologne. Yeah.

I've got a lot, but not 200. How many would Andrew your husband have? He has a lot, actually, I saw in your bedroom when we were doing some filming. He had quite a lot, yeah, he did. Like 10 or 12, maybe? I mean, that's a good number, but, you know, 200's really knocking at the new... I mean, that's the different, almost... He's nearly getting towards a different cologne every day of the year.

Yeah. He keeps going to the chemist warehouse every week. also a lot of money, you know, even at chemist warehouse. They're not cheap, eh? No. That's the thing. Yeah. So something that just fades off over a five-hour period. Now we're doing the Uber and driving chat, aren't we? I'm done with the club.

I'm about to ask you, but you guys had a busy day. John O'Bin and Megan. The podcast. The Hats. Morning, that is our show. Thanks for hanging out with us. There's a brand new cafe, sort of do some smoothies and stuff that are right by work. Liquid lightning. Yeah.

It's pretty cool. We've sampled one of their smoothies. It's delicious. And they've got their opening today as well. The official grand opening with a live DJ and things like that. Big line already. Big line outside. And Megan, you want to go support, which is awesome. They sent me a message because I tagged them and I was like, yeah, I would love to come over and say hi.

But we are stretched for time this morning. We've only got like 20 minutes and there's a big line. So Megan, she pitched this. Now she pitched this to the crew. No, but I think you've misunderstood what I was pitching. Well, you did say we should skip the queue And I'm like, oh No, I didn't.

I didn't. I said, let's stand in line, hope we get noticed. And then they go, oh, you come up and you're like, we've got a meeting. You do a little back and forth. Sorry, sorry, got a meeting. Yeah, like invited to. Invited to skip the line.

I wasn't just going to like push in and be like, excuse me. One of the big bono contingents is Ben waiting in a line and Megan getting further up the line than Ben is. That was at an event where Megan I can, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's what happens, yeah.

I don't think Megan knows that the whole office was actually invited. Yeah, I got an email. We got an email as well too. I didn't get an email. I got a DM from the owners. Yeah. No, it's not. I'm not going to jump a cue.

I don't do it. My family know that. I don't do it. Nothing makes you a little more like a, you know. Okay. Yeah, but you go, you go. You're so bad. You're saying, you go.

You get free stuff all. But I don't jump a cue. I don't jump a cue. No, but at least they invited me. They're like just scoching here. And it took two seconds, Ben. You know what he's saying? You go, you go.

But then if you do go... And then I'm going to absolutely roast you. Okay, well, this is going to spill over while to Woff here. You're such a dick. John O'Ben and Megan. The podcast. The hits. Producer Grace yesterday sent a video that I didn't know was being taken of me.

Just saying goodbye to Gunjan at reception yesterday. But that's half the problem is you were just like not aware. The Homer Simpson. Like just oblivious to everything. I was locked in on Goodjan. Talking really loudly apparently. There was a big conference going on. Yeah, so we're having a TikTok conference.

And I was already late to the conference. Start at 1030. We had a meeting. So I was really about half an hour late. I had to rush and take off all my France makeup. Get to the conference. We're sitting there. Because I don't want to look for.

I imagine I showed up to a professional meeting with my face as a French flag. So we're sitting in the meeting about half an hour in, you know, it's going well, we're all listening. I just hear this like loud, obnoxious voice. And I was like, who can't tell that there's obviously a conference going on? And I looked to the left and directly, if John had just looked up, he would have seen me, is Jono just yapping away? And he was yapped. Like, I can't even comprehend how long and how loud he was yapping for. And everyone could tell, and the problem is, because I'm his producer, I have association with that.

So everyone kind of looked at me and I went, oh, you're guilty by association, yeah. Why didn't you just yell out, shut up? Well, because I was directly, you kept, you like made eye contact with me and kept going. Again, oblivious. Yeah, how loud he's talking. And another bad thing is, your wife's... Why, we have to bring race into this? Why is this a race-based conversation?

Because I always tell you, you're some white man privilege. Well, I guess we're generalisations. They're right, yeah. Well, it's not wrong. Saying goodbye to someone? You were saying goodbye, and like, this leg's so loud in front of... Oh, my God. If we did that, we'd get called loudbound.

It's not just a quick goodbye, see tomorrow. It's a full, yeah, conversation. I love that you love talking to people, but can you talk to people just a bit? That's a good point. Yeah, well, it was a TikTok meeting, wasn't it? Yeah, it was a big TikTok conference, like the hells and do's and what.

A guy from Australia coming up. Yeah, it was really good. Well, sucked in TikTok. You've distracted me over many years. She's taken my attention away from things. Oh, look, it's a dog wearing sunglasses. So I'm just distracting TikTok for a moment. The best thing is your wife, Jen was in there,

and she turned around and gave you the dirtiest look. And you didn't even notice. No. He was absolutely oblivious. He's so used to that. Yeah. Was he talking about? Oh, just like how to capture people and like what to do and like just the...

This is the TikTok guy, not me. Oh, John. I wasn't talking about how to capture people. Joe was like, you just yell really loud. Couldn't ever go. Can I tell you the best theory on how to capture people? You were like asking about his day and then I swear you might have showed him something on your phone. Ironically, probably from TikTok.

It's a real important. Important stuff, important stuff, more important than conference, many would say. Needed to be heard. John O'Bennon and Megan, the podcast. The Hits. Now, what's going on with you today? Oh, well, at a moment last night where I put something away, I'd been to the supermarket, put something away in the freezer and I was just like, is the freezer shutting?

You've got one of those drawers that sits, you know, a freezer drawer that's under the fridge, you know, the fridge and then the freezer drawer. And I was just like, just felt like it wasn't quite, you know, like suctioning in there. And I was like, oh, is this going? I was at a quick little look. And then I was said to my wife, Amanda, I was like, is this shutting? And she's like, no, I don't know if it is.

And then at that stage, she kind of took over. She kind of, and, you know, she was like pulling out the little drawers in the freezer. There's a couple of drawers. Looking in behind the things. You think of like a bag of peas slipped behind or something. Yeah, something like that. And she was really getting into it. And I guess I kind of felt a little bit like, well, I'd started this off.

And then I'd, you know, I kind of tapped out. But it really is a one-person job because she's really getting in there. But I didn't want to like just sort of leave and go off to other things. That's my schick. Start it off and don't finish it. Well, yeah. And the fact that she was doing it trying to sort of sort of out was great, but I still felt

like I should be there for sort of moral support. So were you like, hey, why don't you check down there? I was just sort of looking over the top. Kind of useless, really, because she's like doing all that stuff. Support. Yeah, support. I reckon it's always fun when someone's looking over your shoulder. Yeah, I know, but I didn't, but I knew if I walked away,

it would have been like, oh, you got it. And then I would have been like, oh, thanks for sticking. You know, like, so. You knew what future conversations are coming. Yeah, so I was just sort of there, just not really saying anything. Just like, really nothing I had do. But I did notice that she started to look, to go up and grab the fridge and sort of give it, like to give it a bit of a wiggle to sort of wiggle it away from the sort of, I guess the area that's kind of built in between the cupboards, you know?

Oh, so she wanted to pull the fridge out. And I was like, oh, here I go. Here I can help. You can come on the other side. I can help her out there. So I put my hand in between the fridge and the cupboard just to sort of pull the fridge back. But as I doing that, she didn't obviously realize that. She shunted the fridge from the other side.

And then my finger just, yeah, like, squeezed in between. Your finger was between the cabinet and the fridge. Yeah. Oh. paint. What noise did you make? And then it was sort of jammed in there and I didn't really make enough noise to sort of go, need to feed the bridge out of the way.

And I was like, she was obviously very, felt really bad about it, very apologetic. And, you know, in that moment it's just like throbbing pain, you know, because my nails are like, are you holding it together. But I imagine you're like, oh, it's okay. I didn't want to talk. I just like, it's all good. And it just walked away. And I went to the bathroom, just shut the door, locked the door.

So I was like, put under the cold tap. I don't know what you do. But it's just throbbing and. pain and a little bit of few tears, you know, but I'm like, I'm cool, I'm cool, you know, like, it's not her fault, it's my fault, but at the same time with the family, like, you're okay. You're okay in there. Packing on the toilet, yeah, yeah, all good, just in the moment, you know.

You know, what's the person? I just randomly needed to wee right at this moment. Not wanting to make a big deal out of it, but then maybe I'd made a big deal. I'm like, no, I'll be like in a minute, guys, don't worry about me. Is the dog in there with you? We can hear some whimpering. Some whimpering as well. It's always a sobering experience

walking out of the bathroom from a moment like that too because you know everyone's been talking about you. I know, they're like, okay, what's going on? You're all good, how's you thinking? Yeah, it's good. Were they waiting in a cluster for you when you came out? Yeah, looking at and going, hey.

It's so mean that when you cry, even just a little bit, your eyes like always give you away. It's a towel way. Even if you like dry them, you're like, oh, no, have you been crying? No. His eyes been crying. He's right.

He's really, even, basically. So that was me last. John O'Bin and Megan. The podcast. The heads. I want to hear your very minor complaints right now. It's, you know, maybe minor, but we want to hear them, and we want to, you know, make you validate it.

Make you seen. Are you talking about little things that irk you? Yeah, just kind of, yeah. Like, I wouldn't write into the company about it, but do you know those little Greg's herb boxes? There's just dried herbs that you give them to the supermarket. Specifically, Greg. I have a problem with you

because it's got a tear thing on the top. Can anyone tear it open? No. You end up just ripping the box. It's all like torn apart. It never tears. I hope Greg's listening. Craig, I'd be like, damn it.

I thought I really invented a great tear system. Look, everything inside is great. Just the box. Sometimes on those same thing, same lines as the, you know, if you have a top of a packet that you have to peel across and you can open it and then reseal it. That initial first rip never happens the way that you want it to happen.

It'll do like half. Yeah. And then you kind of get uneven and then you get into the resellable part. You peel too much off. If we're on these lines, I'm going to take down McDonald's. Oh, okay. He heard of McDonald's? Yeah.

A few nervous people upstairs listening to this right now. Hash browns. I love them. I love the McDonald's hash browns. But the problem is when you get the hash brown, they are, they're packeted in a... paper sasha. Oh yeah, like a little

sleeping bag for them. I don't know what happens between... Pousy little night night. And picking up your hash brown and getting home, the grease and the paper, some sort of form,

some sort of super adhesive. Stick it together. And they fuse together. And you peel off that paper your hash brown's coming to pieces, mate. And then you end up like scraping your teeth along the paper

and you're like, what does my life come to? And then you end up going, I'll just eat some paper with that. Yeah, you're telling you'd rather the crusty bits and the paper. then not have the crusty parts. You're right.

But we're a solutions-based show. My solution would be, why don't just have a little cardboard container? Probably expense. Yeah. Probably is. They probably thought of that. They can probably afford it, but...

Yeah. They do that for their hot apple pie, don't they? They get the nice... Use the hot apple pie container for the Ashbrown. You might be. Yeah, they do their own. They get their own. See that off to Ronald.

Greg and Ronald, we hope you're listening this morning. I'm going to make a complaint about taps that are just too fancy. Like, the ones with the sense a lot, Like, you know, when you have to wave your hand in front of the sensor thing, I'm like, oh, you just spend your whole time just waiting the thing back and forth waving. And I'm like, just give me a normal tap. Just give me a normal tap.

It's probably more expensive. We put a sensor light in there. Just give me a normal tap. You know those ones where there's water in the middle and you're like, wash your hands. And then the drying bits on the outside. Oh, in the same, yeah. Yeah, it looks like a little Formula One car. Oh, the Dyson.

But then you never, when you want it to work, it doesn't. Yeah. And when you do, it messes up your whole system. And then you splash yourself and you're like, what is happening? We had a pretty good system for a while. They also used the sensor for the soap dispenser in some toilet. You're like kind of just waving your hands around.

And then the person next to you was like, that one's run out. He's like, oh great. Then you go across, lead across the other one, the other bases. You're like, what am I doing? And it just goes like a tiniest, tiny thimble of shop. Hey, you're like another one? Come on, give me a bit more. A bit more, just a little bit more.

So, okay, 0800 the hits, tell you. phone number 4487 on the text. You're very minor complaints about products or things that are upsetting you. You're not going to be bothered to write into the company about this. But just we are your chance to get it off your chest. John O'Bennon and Megan. The podcast. The hits.

It's about your minor, very minor product complaints that they do every time you use the product to irritate you, but you haven't gone to the lengths of complaining to the company. Milk bottles have come through on 4487. Have you noticed you can't, even when you haven't peeled off the seal, can't lie a milk bottle on its side. Oh. For some reason the milk finds a way to escape the milk bottle. I did know when...

And it leaks on your fridge. I haven't tried it when the seal's still on it, but I have tried it after that. Definitely leaks. Yeah, so I didn't know. We're sending people to space. How are we not managing to keep milk inside a container? Put it in the door. Just lying on the side.

Well, no, they put it upright, you mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But why shouldn't you be able to lie a bottle sideways? In this day and age, Megan. Yeah. Look at the stuff we're doing out there, man. You're right.

You're right. What's taking the door space that you can't put the... Yeah. Yeah. That's like that's made for the milk. Yeah, the fridge is like that's where you need to put it, mate. You're really going against the theme of the topic, I'm sorry. I'm taking your beers out of the door and put the milk in there. The Hidigans need to be up and down.

Your husband, your ex-husband, he made a... He actually did complain to the company. Yeah, I think he was doing it purely to get something out of it, but he, I had a cake of chocolate from Cabri. I'm going to say Capri because he wasn't really anything bad. But when he opened it, you know how there's that foil bit? He opened it and there was two layers of foil. So he complained to them and said it took longer than he thought necessary to get into his chocolate.

And what, do they? They sent him vouchers. I was like, why are you? Hush vouchers. Don't humor that. No. Because you're going to encourage him. that is a good complaint yeah if you can't be bothered getting off and complaining you get results

don't you and producer troy and you got you're like a bit of a complaint a minor complaint minor complaint i was trying to rebook a like change some details on a trip that i booked and i was using the ai chatbot to help me and it's like what give me a rough idea of your your query and i was like dula blah blah you're in the queue 10 people in the queue be about 10 minutes i was okay cool i'll wait then the a i i chatbot came in in about five minutes. I said, are you still okay to hold in the queue?

And I was like, yep, I'm down to five in the queue now. I'm almost there. And he goes, sweet, putting you back in the queue, puts me back to 10. I also put you at the back of the queue. Yeah. And then I waited five more minutes,

got back down to about four or five in the queue. A.I. Chatpot comes back in. You still want to be in the queue? Yes. Back to number 10. Genius play from the corporate world of never having to deal with the customer service complaints. Just keeping you on loop for all time.

Did you actually get to the front of the queue? No, I gave up. I gave up. That's what they're relying on. Graham, your minor product complaint. What is it this morning? Gaii, Graham, what's your complaint, buddy? Morning, it's toilet paper.

Oh. Isn't it annoying how it cleans you up? Are we talking about not being not enough of it? What's happening? Well, it depends. Are you a scruncher or a folder? A folder? I'm not a monster.

I'm a scruncher, Graham. Oh, you would be. I think people who scrunch probably don't notice it because they just make a big mess anyway. But for those orderly people who like folding, you go to a public toilet if you get stuck. And it's like 50, 60 millimetres wide now. It barely covers three fingers. Yeah, and they give you just a little bit, just a little bit. Again, like the soap, you're like, I need a little bit more than that.

They're like, just a little bit. Another square. And you can see through it, so you have to get like a meter of it. How many fingers coverage are you requiring, Graham? Let's get this out to big toilet paper. Well, I think it needs to, you know, change from three to four. Okay. It's like Megan just said it's so way for fun that, you know, things go where they shouldn't go.

Yeah, well said, Graham. Catching you by surprise, catching yourself by surprise, Graeme. As soon as that stuff gets any moisture, it doesn't hold its structural integrity. No, we're right. Minor product complaints, thank you so much. Paper straws has come through multiple times. on four, four, four, eight, seven. John O'Ben and Megan.

The podcast. The hits. I just, I think everyone's probably, everyone's probably made this mistake in their supermarket journey at one point in time where you go in with a plan of, I don't need a bag. I'm just going in to get a couple of items. Handheld items. It's literally every time. Yeah. I can't even do a basket because it ends up.

Overflowing. Yeah. Yeah. I love it when you see people who are battling with that. I don't like being the person who's bad. aboutling on that. But I ended up at the conveyor belt with a bunch of apples, a bit of bread, a bit of milk, some cheese,

a wide variety of items. And the person behind the counter, she said, would you like to purchase a paper bag? And I, for some reason, in my head, I was like,

no, no, I've come in here, just grabbing a few items. These are handheld objects. I can make my way out. I'll be fine for a paper bag. She's like, are you sure?

Don't you worry about a 30 cent paper bag for me today? Thank you very much. Okay. Transaction went through. And I've gathered all the odds, and I've scooped them up in my arms and sort of cradled them like a baby or something. Yeah.

And then as I'm walking out, the butter drops. The apples, two apples spill over the floor. She turns around. She's like, are you sure about that bag? And then I had to degradingly go, actually, you know what, a bag probably, I do need a bag. So then I'd go back.

To you, go back and swipe your card. I'd go back a 30 cent transaction. Well, yeah, she's probably thinking this guy's trying to get a free bag, you know. Yeah. So that was humbling. Yeah, sometimes you just get there and forget your bags, you know, you've got them in the car, you're like, oh, the bags, the bags, do I go back, do it not, do I not? I just take the trolley to the car, pack it at the car.

That's a good idea. That's a good way around. That's a smart way. Remember when they used to give us free plastic bags? They were just chucking them out willy-nilly. They didn't cause any harm. Don't start on this again. You're the one person that's really stuck on plastic bags.

Plastic straws. There was a paper one at every day for 30 cents. I know. And they're actually really handy those ones. Yeah, don't be that guy. Pick up dog poop in the backyard. Yeah, they're great. Oh, they don't get me wrong.

They're handy. They're functional, you know, so you can put stuff in them. Tell you what's functional plastic bags. You could also pick up dog poop. Did you use those to pick up dog poop? You're not ruining the environment for your incompetent. No. No, thank you.

That's probably wise. John O'Benn and Megan. The podcast. The hits. All right, Megan. Let's have that it. What are you found? All right.

Time of some workplace bullying. A survey has been done on the article of men's clothing. that is a huge turn off. So people were attracted to men. Why who? Who said? You just say survey. To be honest, it doesn't actually say.

Doesn't back up with any information. It doesn't tell me how many. It doesn't quantify, but it does say a survey was done. Feels like a Trump press conference list, doesn't it? Okay, so we know Megan well enough that she wouldn't be bringing this content to the program unless we were guilty of some of these crimes. Yeah, and I'm probably going to be guilty of most of these. I agree with most of these. So in there is those tank tops that guys wear.

so I guess like a singlet top, but the ones with the side cut, and it is right from your armpit down. Yeah, right. So you can see like your side body. Oh, your lats. Get the lats out. I don't think I've ever worn one of those. I don't probably have the confidence in my lats to get a side split.

I think I've got one top that has one like that that I've got. Yeah, it's probably a beach. It's a beach pool situation for me. If I'm going to wear it, I wouldn't wear it to the shops or anything. I'm not imagining you in a corporate meeting. No, I know. I'm not. No, definitely not.

Singlet guy. So guilty on one... Guilty, yeah, kind of, but I feel like in the right conditions. Yeah, okay. Graphic teas with edgy, rude or funny slogans. I've probably looking towards... I've got a really funny one that says, I don't need Google, my wife knows everything.

I don't, I'm not allowed to wear it. I didn't even buy it too. My father-in-law got it for me. I was like, this is risky clothing here. My ex, again, husband had an FBI. Remember everyone used to wear those FBI t-shirts? Female body inspe? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, no, I don't think I have too many of risky. No, I don't have any risky slogans. Here's one that I hope neither of you are guilty of. I've never seen it. A cell phone pouch on your belt. Oh, no, I haven't got, no. I wouldn't mind one. I wouldn't turn my nose up at a cell phone pouch.

Makes you look like, you know, an undercover detective or something, you know, like you're on a sting. A holster. It rings and you're like, I'll tuck it and tuck my t-shirt just behind it too, So we run you. It's good to go. No, not for me.

Ankle socks are in there. Don't wear ankle socks anymore. Okay, I'll wear ankle socks. Yeah. Who knows what socks you're wearing? Yeah. If you've got trousers on. Only with shorts I would wear those.

But yeah. Guilty. Okay, guilty. Gene's sagging low enough you can see undies. Yeah, sometimes that happens. Guilty. Yeah. Guilty.

Oh, God. Not in purpose, but yes, that happens. Here's the number one. And I think this is going to get a lot of Kiwi men. It's when you wear clunky, lazy shoes. like generic sneakers or flip-flops, jandals. But the biggest one is crocs. Oh, yeah.

Wearing crocs, as I saw Ben Boyst do, to a function, to a movie premiere. They were themes on the occasion. Now, I do have Toy Story Crocs, but they're for outside stuff. And I was like, oh, they may be, I don't know what I've stood in them around them. I've got Buddy and was Woody, Woody ones.

Sorry, Buzz and Woody ones. So I was like, I won't wear those. But then I've got another one that's got full of Disney one, little crock. Gibbitts. I was like, it's themed for a Disney Pixar thing.

It's Disney Pixar. Jibits don't make Crocs okay. That was the only time but normally I wouldn't wear it to the movies around that but I was like this is themed and I got a Pixar t-shirt on

with all my favorite characters. He came out of the little fella came dressed a Disney thing. It's got a buzz light here on there it's got too infinity and beyond Gibbet on there it's got all sorts. If there was anywhere he could wear his Disney Crops

surely in a toy story five for him. I'm just delivering. I'm not working at the devil wears partner, but yeah. No, he wears devils wear Prada Crox to that. You're also not, like, dressing for the female gays.

You know, you're married. You've given up. I was thinking it. I was thinking it. Like, I'd wear my Warriors' top door game. I get to wear my Pixar stuff. I like the way you dress better. Yeah, you sit with me. I don't care what mega thinks, to be honest.

I'm just reading the survey. All that survey, you know. I mean, but I get it, Nick, you know, and it would be like probably, it's one of those things on, like, I think I wore Crox wants to work. And I'm saying, no, and it's not really a workplace thing. So I get that.

I can tell you lost confidence half way through the day in those crocs too. There's a time and a place for this. And this is not it. My current husband has Lego crocs, which are even like bigger and clunkier. But they match with our son. And he's like, they're matching. I'm like, it doesn't make it better. Father son combo.

Doesn't make it better. How many crocs do you think you got there, mate, Big Phyllum? Five, five p. I may only five p. Lie? To be honest, we've gone through the big, you know, but you can, the good thing is you can put lots of gibbets on them and you can dress them up for the occasions. What were those hideous ones you brought in for me to wear? Yeah, they were Toy Story ones too.

They light up. Yeah, they light up, dress them up, dress them down. He's got more crocs than he has bottles of cologne. We were talking about that earlier. I do, actually. I do.