Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Megan's goals from 2009...

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

We dig up Megan’s hilarious old “life goals” list from her Edge radio days — including only talking to those certain coworkers (They-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan I have been holding on to this a little bit of information for a little while now. I was sent something from a previous life of yours. Oh, God. I've had many lives. It looks, well, you've had your married life, remember that one? My Roller Derby career. A couple of years. Netball, did you do netball?

Niple, rowing. Rowing. Cricket? No, shut up, dick. You always keep bringing up cricket. You never played cricket? No, I've never played cricket. Softball I played. Softball, yeah.

I always thought of you like doing 20 sports and I thought one day it would be quite funny. Volleyball, I had to do volleyball. Yeah, making Megan do all the sports. She's claimed to have. Yeah, no, I claimed to have done. But yeah, I got sent this. This is, it looks like a list of goals

when you're working at the Edge Radio Station. Oh. Now it says Megan's list. Number one, where, so I'm imagining this is 20-something Megan, age-wise at the edge. Yes, like 24. So is this something that Megan's written or you don't know? I can't figure it out.

So I'd like to get her, yeah. On the top of the list, wear higher heels. I would say you've ticked that box. If that was, yeah. So much so that it becomes a burden on us, she won't walk upstairs. Yep, yeah, true. Number two, find out if more animals exist. Oh, is that something you've done?

Because I didn't know that flamingos were real for a time and I went to the zoo. Can you imagine seeing, I was like, I thought they were fake. and also reindeer. I didn't know reindeer were real. That seems like a pretty achievable goal to find out more animals than you. I only talk to Fletch and Vaughan at work. How's that gone?

Can you give us an update on that one? It's not going well that one. Still time. Still time. Still a lot of life to live. Wear more sunglasses inside. I've never seen you with sunglasses on inside. I was a bit more into drinking back in the day. Yeah, I think I see after the radio awards once, you might have sunglasses.

Yeah. There's bright lights in here, and if you're a little bit hung over. Yeah, no, gotcha. It was a different time. Then finally, in bigger writing, wear more massive shoes. Oh, yeah, so really, you really wanted bigger shoes, didn't you? Well, that stuff's pretty achievable in life. Yeah.

Now, did you write that or was that a mockery list? I think that's a mockery list. I have always worn massive heels. You have? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's a couple of things we can help her knock off. Yeah, right now we can.

There's a Fletch And of Vaughn walking outside the studio right now. You're right, Ben. Let's go. Did you wave? Oh, I know, he didn't wave. He said, let's go. Let's go. Knock this off the to-do list.

No, we're busy. You don't mean a to-do list, mate. Love ticking stuff on a list.