Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - MINI: We Play Tooth Or Dare

Episode Date: July 18, 2021

Ben hates teeth-related stories, so Jono got him to play a game of "Tooth or Dare". Listeners called up with a gross tooth-related story, and Ben had to choose between hearing that story or doing a dare created by Jono. Some of the stories we heard were DISGUSTING.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was talking to you the other day about my daughter Indy going to her school disco. I was very excited about going off to her disco. And you were more excited about going to the pub or she was going to the disco? Well, it was a drop-off situation. I've had more chat about the pub than over the disco. I don't get to go to the pub that much, but I had an allocated time where we dropped Indy off at the disco. We had to be back by 8 o'clock to pick up the kids, so there was a short walk down the road to the pub,

and that's where we went with a couple of parents. 8 o'clock turns into 10.30, to 11 o'clock. Bring the school going, where are you going to be in another 10 minutes? School alone. Where are you? Your child's waiting at the gate. It's nearly midnight. No, I responsibly came back and got her.

But what I heard, because we're chatting to some of the other parents about school discos at the establishment, we don't need to focus on the fact there was a pub just there, you know. It was just friends enjoying a nice meal and, you know, just that. Anyway, but I heard a story, and I hate these sort of stories, involved a little bit of a mishap that happened at a disco a couple of years beforehand, where a little girl had a couple of wiggly teeth,

front two teeth, as this happens, and she was dancing around and accidentally, while vigorously dancing, put her head into the back of another kid's head. So it connected sort of heads as dancing. This happens. No, didn't lose the teeth. Yeah, both teeth gone. Oh, no.

And everyone was looking. And they were wiggly, so that's fine. But everyone was looking around for the teeth, going, oh, where are they on the floor of the disco? And eventually they found them in the back of the other kid's head. Oh, they were stuck into the skull. Yeah. Gee, that's a long time for a child to be TikTok-ing to WAP

or whatever the kids are dancing to nowadays. I hope it's not WAP. I don't know. It wasn't there. You weren't there. If you were a better parent, you would have known that they were all dancing to WAP, and it was weird. But that's a long time for, you know,

that's like, let's say an hour and a half, two hours, wandering around with teeth in your head. Ah, my head. My head. Oh, that's, yeah. But it's just one of those things that happen. But yeah. Teachers, like I said, sink your teeth into the dance.

Literally. That's a crazy story. Teachers, like I said, sink your teeth into the dance. Literally. That's a crazy story. Yeah, I hate those. Losing teeth stories. It's just one of those things. I mean, these were wiggly teeth. They were going to fall out anyway. But just the story, just the thought of losing a tooth.

Oh, yeah. It's not, you're not like into the gross stuff. We were talking about this before, Stephen, how I like to Google pimple popping videos. It's one of my hobbies. And this gross has been out too. So I want to play a game with you, okay? We've... No, no, don't

play it. No, let's not play a game. We've orchestrated a little format here, behind the scenes, called Tooth or Deer. So you phone up with any tooth-related story. You could have lost a teeth, you could have lost a tooth, you could have injured your tooth somehow.

Anything to do with the mouth. Bad dental operations. Any mouth related content. And it's tooth or deer. Ben, you give us some top line details on 0800. Then Ben decides if he wants to hear the tooth story or do the deer that we have in store for him.

And you will not want to do these deers. Do I get a choice in this matter? Do I? You know, it's radio, mate. Oh, no, it's radio in 2021. Yes, I must give you a choice. Okay, I'll do it then.

For the purposes of keeping this radio show moving, then I would like, yeah, I'll do it. He's like, because we've got nothing else that we can do next. So 0800 the hits, tooth or dare. You just tell us your horrendous tooth-related story. And not, you know, I don't want things like, oh, thanks to years of poor oral hygiene and tartar buildup, I lost my tooth.

We'll start with Jackie. She's in Kitty Kitty. Maureen, how are you? Oh, fine, thank you. Okay, just some top line for tooth or dare. Give us some minor details so Ben can choose what he wants. There. Oh, no, no.

No, no, no. Your details of your story. Yeah, what was it? Give us the situation. Okay, so basically I went into work one day being a dental nurse and a patient came in and she said, I wonder if you could help me at all and solve this problem. Okay, then we'll stop you there, Jackie.

So this is a professional setting? Yeah, I'll take it. It's a professional setting. I don't want to do the deer. I'll take it. I'll take the story. And I'll tell you what I want. I want Jackie to turn her radio up even louder.

Okay, so turn it up louder now, Jackie, and continue on with your story. As loud as it goes, please. As loud as it goes, please. As loud as it goes, please. That's it. Keep going. Keep going. That's it. Okay, continue on with your story, Jackie.

So basically the patient came in and she said she wanted to find out where this tooth had come from that she spat out while she was eating something. And she said her husband's looked round, he can't see. She couldn't feel anything in her mouth missing either. Yeah. So she showed us a piece of tooth, which was actually half of an eye tooth. And it wasn't hers.

It hadn't come from her mouth at all. Oh! Where was the tooth from? It was actually in the muffin that she'd eaten. Oh! No! No! Yuck!

And the wonderful thing about that story is if you missed it the first time, you got it again half a second later. No! Oh! Jerky. Thank you so much. I regret that. story is if you missed it the first time, you got it again half a second later. No! Jackie, thank you so much. Have a great day.

Thank you. And one thing we used to say is you only brush and floss the teeth you want to keep. Only brush and floss the teeth you want to keep, which means you want to keep all of them. I hate to take my headphones off and walk away from that story. Geez, Jackie really persisted through the radio there.

That was impressive too. Okay, we'll go to line number two. That's where we start. Where are we going to end up? Yeah, I know. This is a, okay, well, let's go to Emily. Welcome, Emily. Tooth or deer?

You tell the top line of your tooth story. Ben chooses whether he wants a deer or the tooth story. Easy. Okay. Basically, I had teeth growing the wrong way. Okay. Do you want to hear the rest of this, Ben? Tooth or deer?

I'm going to take the deer on this one. I'm sorry. You don't want to hear it. You're traumatised for the first call. Yeah, that call. Okay, Jono, but I don't want to do the dare. I dare you to give a less than favourable review about a movie or concert that you have attended

because he can never do this. Okay, the worst movie or concert you've attended. Oh, no, I don't want to. You're playing the game. What was it? 660? No, no. No.

Was it a Disney movie? No I went to Bob Dylan with my dad And he loves Bob Dylan And Bob Dylan was great But he didn't talk to the crowd once I found that a little He didn't come out

He didn't come out and say hello Auckland or something And I didn't get a chance to go Woo! I'm from Auckland. So that was a little bit disappointing for me. Oh, that was a scathing review. Want more Jono and Ben? You can wake up with the boys' weekdays from 6 on The Hits

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