Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - My Fake Tan Artist Is 4 Years Old | THE GREATEST HITS

Episode Date: July 25, 2026

One year ago this week... Megan Papas' revealed the lengths she went to for the perfect glow, including enlisting her four-year-old son to finish applying her fake tan!   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, happy birthday, Megan. Thank you. So Megan's coming today a year older than she was last year. I was like, where's this guy? No, I'm okay with you saying my age. I'm proud of it. You know, not everyone makes it this far. She's 53 years old.

She's owning every one of those 53 years. Looks good for her. Thank you. No, I did, last night I did one of those everything showers. I had like a lot of time in the bathroom. I washed my hair. I shaved from the eyebrows down. to

shave from their my wrist up Shade the buddy mustache Yeah And I like did a tan I've just fake tanned

At home But I'm pretty flexi But there's one part That I can't get to Like when you're doing sunscreen Yes You need someone to do your back So I have this perfect circle

Around the top of my back That I can't get to And for my birthday I'm wearing this dress That you'll see The W-Batch So my husband was at the gym And I'm at home with my two kids who are four and two

And I was like You didn't get the kids to rub fake tan into you Well they were like what are you doing And I was like how do I explain fake tan First of all? They're like why are you like rubbing poos on yourself And I was like I don't know I don't know blame society

The beauty standard Anyway I was like oh I just wanted to look fancy And they were still confused So I was like Bestie My four year old son Can you do your favour And he was like yeah

and I was like, put this glove on. And you got him to rub it in your back. And I was like, see the white patch on my bag. Can you put the brown cream on mummy's back? And he was like, yeah. It's like a tree like a painting, a finger painting, a kindergarten. But that's the problem he did. He was kind of tapping it.

And I was like, oh, it's a bit patchy, man. It's a bit patchy. He's on debut. He's like, just rub it around. And he's like, why does it smell like this? And I was like, is this bad parenting? I'm not sure. But he did, in the end, to that.

great job. Oh, nice. So I've got my son to finish off my fake tan. And now my thing with the fake tan is Andrew, your husband's waking out this morning in a bed, bed with white sheets. It looks like he's had a, you know, threesome with someompalumpers. Yeah, it stains all through the sheets, doesn't it be? So there's a weird crime scene in here.

Yeah. Well, happy birthday, Megan. Thanks. Thanks.