Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Show Highlights: Jono's 40 Hour Famine...

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

The 40 hour famine We call Aussie Dad's claim to fame When gestures went wrong See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hits, with the Jono and Ben podcast. Thanks to Challenge, putting the service back into service stations. Jono, I debuted something that I got given from my family, from my daughters, for my birthday, was some Crocs, a pair of... White Crocs. White Crocs. With the gibbets, or the attachments that you... The charms, whatever they're called, gibbets, charms, or something. I'm new to the croc game, but I've really gone from zero to 100, haven't I? They're covered in all sorts of stuff. That was all part of my present.

You were walking out yesterday to the cafe. You're like, I had mentioned that I was looking at crocs, but I hadn't really pictured crocs with decorations. Straight away. Full Christmas tree. I thought I'd build up to that if I was going to go crocs. So, yeah, it's been 24 hours. Yesterday, I had it at the comfort of the studio,

and then I ended up walking across the road with you. We went and got a hot drink, and I was like, oh, this is... I kind of felt like eyes were judging. They probably weren't. Very self-conscious, I imagine. It's like when I first started putting in these bloody Invisalign mouthguards, and you're talking to people, and all you can think about in your head is like, dear God, they're looking at these weird, shiny mouthguards.

You're all the same with, dear God, they're looking at these weird shiny mouth guards yeah you're the same with dear god they're looking at my big white white crocs they're kind of the jono prior of the footwear world a little bit quite white yeah like they're very very comfy actually very comfy i can see why they are they're very popular as well but they are polarizing now we put a photo up on the hits breakfast on instagram and facebook and what's. What are the comments like? Because we've just come off tens of thousands of heartwarming comments with the Steve video. We took Steve to the Warriors, Steve from Wendy's. Beautiful comment, heart emojis.

Thousands of thousands of wonderful, wonderful comments. Please tell me it's gone back to the good old-fashioned internet bullying that we all know and love. Okay, well, let's have a look. Let's read some comments out. Kirstie says, whoa, so disappointed right now. Yeah. Not even angry. Just disappointed.

Yeah, that's always the worst. No mockery. Lisa's got that whole thing where, you know, with a picture, the emoji with the person that puts their hand to their face. Like, oh, my God. It just says never next to it. Scott says, nice ice cream feet. Hayley said, couldn't be more nay.

Sorry, mate, went on a first date and the guy turned up wearing Crocs. The date did not last long. Wow. They're a big turn off. Chris says, hell yeah. That's good. I know, but not out of the house. Okay, there we go.

Debbie says, they're great for gardening. Have I got gardening shoes? Have I got... Well, no, because, you know, you look at, like, Justin Bieber I feel like Bieber wears them ironically Yeah And, you know, anyway, if they work for Justin Bieber They can work for anyone below Justin Bieber's age

And for anyone above Justin Bieber's age Gardening seems like the appropriate footwear Oh, hey And finally finally Karen says Crocs would be great with my Looney Tunes outfit for my school ball days. Oh they really would have said that. Now if you don't know the backstory there is a picture on the

It's Breakfast social media of that as well. A duvet cover with Looney Tunes characters turned into an outfit for my school ball. Did your mum wash the cover before making it into a suit? Because I was a teenage boy. Yeah it was, that was, yeah,

that's not. Well, listen, Ben, at the end of the day, if they make you feel comfortable and they make you feel happy and I can still openly mock you on the radio, no harm, no foul.

You keep wearing those, my friend. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. World Vision ad popped up last night while I was having dinner and nothing makes you feel more guilty Ben podcast. World Vision ad popped up last night while I was having dinner, and nothing makes you feel more guilty than watching a World Vision ad. You're so full, you're like, I can't even put another mouthful in. And really, just got reminiscing about the 40-hour famine with the family.

Now, you might remember this. You'd go to the school hall, and some poor teacher would be burdened with looking after 100 odd children. Oh, so you didn't have a school? I don't think we had this at the school. Oh, yeah. No, we went to the school hall on like a Friday night and all you'd do for 40 hours was get

jacked up on Herd's barley sugars. Oh, so the whole school would do it together with you? Yeah. It was a wild time. What did you do in Masterton? Oh, the people just got, it was kind of more of an honesty thing. You kind of do it. Did you do it?

Well, I might have had a burger at the 20-hour mark, but yeah, let's just say. Yeah. Yeah. And I definitely did that all weekend, but here's my donations. Yeah. No, that's what, yeah, that's what I, that's all I remember. That's, yeah. Yeah.

I suppose it's good. It keeps getting ironed, not ironed, everyone, but you're right, the poor teacher. There was, yeah, there was a point there where I was like, what are these guys in Africa complaining about, just eating barley sugars all the time? Because I thought we were living their diet. No. Because, you know, the education hadn't quite washed all over me. But now it's changed because I looked on the website last night

and now from starving yourself for 40 hours or getting lit in barley sugars, now you can do 40 acts of kindness. That's lovely. Lovely, but you know. Well, it's, yeah. 40 hours in ball gowns. Yeah, well, yeah. How about 40 hours using not your iPad,

not using your iPad for 40 hours? Well, because I can imagine that once you've done the 40 hours, well, one way, you're like. What's happened to the famine? But yeah, but it's different ways of doing it. Because imagine year on year, people might not do the same thing, but now you're like, okay, I can go without.

Do you reckon there's some child in Sudan going, oh, thanks for staying off your iPad for 48 hours, mate. That means the world to me. No, but... Or you didn't play Candy Crush for 40 hours I did on the phone so no

it's your iPad no no but if you're raising money for that it's the important thing you're right the important thing

is raising money it's the sentiment behind the thing not the actual you're right you're really right you're right but you're right

but you are right the money and the water supplies and But you're right But you are right The money And the water supplies And what you're doing over there That's the main thing It's whatever way Yes And they have

I believe you mean Whatever way to get the money I'll shut my mouth then Alright The Hits The Jono and Ben Podcast Taylor Montoya

You're coming here You're into all that bloody Eerie fairy nonsense aren't you The moons And the waters and the stars. What's this about? It's the biggest and brightest moon of the year. Blue supermoon.

Bigger than the average moon. Yeah, it's, I don't know, it's exciting, isn't it? So just my warning is, like, because we're all water, right? 90% of water. Here we go. And so the moon affects the tides. So obviously it's going to affect us. So just take it easy today, guys.

Are you a star sign-y? Yeah. Sagittarius. Yeah, full star sign. But that's not what we're here to talk to you about because you come over here from Australia, from Cronulla in particular, and you come over here speaking a whole lot of lingo,

local lingo from Cronulla. We don't understand what it means, Ben. Sometimes we do. I mean, when you say use and stuff like that, I get that. I get that. But there's some other stuff that you do say from time to time where we're not understanding what's going on. Right, right. Yeah.

So I've written kind of like a little key list of words and what they mean just to help you guys out and to decipher my conversation as well. Well, we did focus. There were some complaints online, too, about you saying use. mean just to help you guys out and to decipher my conversations okay well we did focus there were some uh complaints online too about you saying use and you're like everyone in australia says it and we phoned we phoned cronella yesterday just to confirm this one of your locals is now our producer taylor montoya yeah she's from cronella now taylor has come over here and she keeps saying the word use as in use guys, use lot. And she said it's a Cronulla thing.

Everyone in Cronulla says use. No, it's more an Aussie thing than anything. Oh, so everyone in Australia doing it. I told you I wasn't lying when I said it's an Aussie thing. It is, it's an Aussie thing. Yeah. The other one that she says all the time is set, set. It's all set.

It's all set. Yeah, it's all ready. All ready to go. Yeah. And Kayla, they're also surprised when I say Shackers and Eshays as well. Oh, I don't use Shackers so much, but Eshays, yeah. Yeah, Eshays. What is Eshays?

I'm getting Eshays. I'm not getting on you about yeah, nah. Yeah, true. Good one, Kayla. Yeah, we do. Good yeah, nah. Yeah, we do. We really confuse an answer with yeah, nah, don't we do a you good year now yeah we do we really confuse an answer with yeah nah don't we yeah yeah nah so yeah and good shot fired back too with yeah nah

yeah yeah so you got some of these words for us so we can learn yeah all right so first up you have heard eshays so i say that quite a lot and that kind of means so have you guys heard of the term eshays as in somebody, like a lad? Like an eshay lad? No, I've never heard of eshay, no. So that's where the word derives from, but now it's kind of slang for like, yeah, eshays, like cool. Okay. So it's like you're sort of, I was going to say it, I'm going to sound really lame, like your homie or something.

Your boy. Yeah, I guess, yeah. You could say that. Not that I would say it. Oh boy. Is that what we're thinking? Yeah, it's like that. It's like your mate, you know, we're boys, that could say that. Not that I would say that. Oh boy. Is that what we're thinking? Like it's like your mates. It's like your mate, you know.

We're boys, that sort of thing. Yeah. Or people, like you say. Chums of some description. Next up is the 2230. So everyone in Cronulla will know what you're talking about then because that is the postcode. So when you just say the 2230, you'd use that in a sentence to someone who's not from Cronulla will know what you're talking about then because that is the postcode. So when you just say the 2230,

you'd use that in a sentence to someone who's not from Cronulla. Where are you from? Oh, just the 2230. Gotcha. You know, I think we should get Ben to phone Cronulla and use some of these lingos. Oh, gosh. You should phone up and talk about your ishays.

What else is going to fire in there? All right, so dirty fuge. So that derives from a nightclub in Cronulla called Fusions. It's actually the first place I ever went out clubbing. And I don't think it's there anymore, but everyone knows the term dirty fuse because where are you going this Saturday? Oh, just a dirty fuse.

Yeah, okay. Ben, you're going to have to call Cronulla, and I know this will make him very nervous because he doesn't know the full meaning of these terms. No. And he's worried he's going to be involved in a racism scandal. Taylor has been with us for a few months now on our show but

been over here in New Zealand for a year now you were saying. Yeah. Yeah, a year this week. Yep, congrats to me. Congratulations. How are you finding it? Do you like the country? Yes, I do. I love it. Do you have to say that? I feel like you have to say that for immigration purposes. See how my voice didn't change a note right there.

Yeah, I love it. Anyway, so you've come over here with some highfalutin lingo. Local lingo from Cronulla where you're from. And you can just fire out these words. We don't know what any of them mean. And we're going to get Ben to phone a bakery in Cronulla. They'll be up now. And try and insert some of this lingo.

So quickly, you'll be running me through some of this lingo. Okay. So quickly just go you'll be running me through some of this stuff again but just so everyone's up to speed just quickly. So Eshays, Cool Sick,

2230 Cronulla that's the Cronulla postcode. Shackers, like yep, Cheers, Journey Fuge, that's a nightclub.

Sounds like some sort of move that's anywhere but anyway. Wrestle, RSL, ScoMo, that's our ex-prime minister who's from Cronulla

oh there's a bit of a wife's tale that he shit himself at Ingerding so drop that one in you'll be like there's no time

okay that sounds like the Mountain Dew one yeah that really took on a life of its own like an urban legend that never really happened

he came and he probably had a hamburger and left. Yeah, well. He might have gone to the bathroom. He was like, yeah. On all those occasions, you go out and you're like, oh, that wasn't me. But it's going to look like it was me situation. Okay, so you reckon I'm good to go?

That'll get you by. All right, I'm going to try and call Cronulla and try and speak like a local. Hello, Cronulla, this is Cronulla speaking. Sh a local. Hey, Phil Canolari speaking. Shuckers. Hey. Shuckers. Hey. Hey, hey.

Hey, I'm a new Eshay to the 2230, and I was just wondering if you could help me out with a few things. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, up, up. Up, up, Canola. Up, up, Canola. Up, up, Canola.

All day, all day. Hey, I was actually thinking of going to the Rizzle tonight. The where? The Rizzle. Oh, the RSL? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I say Rizzle, but yeah, you say RSL. But yeah, is Northies still having their gathos?

Um. Should I go to Dirty Fuse? Sharkers! Ummm... Just say that this is next door. It's like a cafe. Okay, because ScoMo was saying I should go to the Mickey D's. Oh, I probably wouldn't listen to what ScoMo said. Okay, something about the bathroom or something like that.

Or I could whip over the bridge, whip past the servo. You want anything? No, I'm good, man. Thank you. Because I was going to grab my board and go out in the southerly. That sounds good. Shark is up, up. All right, I'm going to get back to work.

How did I go? You have a beautiful day Would it shock you to know that I'm not from Cronulla? No, I'm not shocked We're calling from New Zealand As Jono and Ben here We host a radio show

Our new producer Taylor Lombardi She is from Cronulla And she uses a large amount of lingo That we don't have any idea what it means so i tried to weave it into a conversation how did i go you went pretty all right ah shuckers up up i'll catch i'll catch you back in the 2230 all right all right you do that man all right oh is he one of you now? Welcome mate, welcome I don't feel like they'd want me over there now

I sound very uncool, very unconfident Father's Day happening this Sunday Yeah we want to talk about gestures You know gestures Maybe the thought that counted It didn't quite come off the nice gesture Producer Joel We bring you on from time to time, don't you? And you tried to do something lovely for your dad.

Yeah, my father was away. Mike Harrison. Mike Harrison. Yep, number one listener of The Hits Breakfast. Yeah, he was away. So I was like, hey, the lawn's a bit long. I'll take care of it. Do the lawns.

Give you the weekend off. Bit of an early Father's Day gift. Lovely thing. Actually, really lovely thing to do, you know? Yeah, and he's like, oh, I'll take care of it, do the lawns, give you the weekend off, bit of an early Father's Day gift. Lovely thing. Actually, really lovely thing to do, you know? Yeah. And he's like, oh, you don't have to because normally when you do them, I'm probably going to go over and like fix it up again because you're not very good at doing them. Imagine if he's a lawn guy, he's probably quite particular about, you know, the length,

the cut, what level you have it on. Especially in winter, it's a bit wet. I always do it too short. But yeah, I went and did it. It's a pretty small lawn we have as well so hang on so he's saying don't do it he's like you're like no no i'm gonna do it so you've gone against what he's even though lovely again lovely gesture but you're like no i'll do it even though he said no i'll help him out for father's day exactly and uh it's because we have quite a small lawn we have an old lawnmower it's like there's no point of us getting a fancy new lawnmower

just because it's a very short job that only happens once every few weeks. Yeah. And it's hanging on with tape, rope. It's like really last legs. You sent us a photo of the lawnmower. And it's a lawnmower that says, I've cut my last blade. I can't do anymore. I've done everything I can do for you.

And yeah, I think it was a wedding gift as well. So like 25, almost 30 years old, the lawnmower. And I got to that last turn. Bang. Snaps the steel. It's like this is one you can't tie up unless you're a professional welder. It's a steel on steel break. And that's the end of the lawnmower.

So your gift for Father's Day is, well done, I gift you a lawnmower repair bill. Yeah. Mike Harrison, happy Father's Day. Was he upset uh well i told him when grace my girlfriend was in the room so the reaction wasn't really bad i was like hey um took her in as a support person the lawnmower might not be working but uh the lawn's looking good sort of i told you that not you know that were those situations gestures they sometimes can't come for the most part they come off but every now and then, they don't. Just two days ago, it reminds me,

we were across the road at the cafe, that scratch that we go to after the show, Ben, just getting a coffee. And there was a lady in front of us. And she was having a hard time with the FPOS terminal. Her card wasn't working or was declining or something. And I was like, here is your chance to swoop on in as a hero you know one of those moments of like oh my god I can't believe they stepped up and paid for and I was like a coffee

I can look after a coffee not like a supermarket bill or anything yeah and I was like I'll get it for you and I pull out my thing and I'm gonna swipe the card she's swatting my hand away she's like no no I'll pay for my coffee and I'm like I'm fighting back trying to pay for the coffee until the point where the barista's like oh listen I think she wants to pay for my coffee. And I'm like, I'm fighting back trying to pay for the coffee. Until the point where the barista's like, oh, listen, I think she wants to pay for the coffee. We're a pushy, aren't we? A pushy. I'm just like, let me pay for it. Someone film this.

Put it on social media. So, gestures gone wrong. Have you tried to do something nice for someone? A present for someone? Or done something like John O just did and it hasn't quite worked out? I imagine there'll be many stories about surprise parties going wrong

oh yeah yeah high risk high risk the old surprise party isn't it and sometimes not a huge reward some people come in and go

oh you should have just told me about this I would have prepared oh I'm going to get changed and oh yeah you're right but anyway

0800 the hits now we're just talking about good gestures gone bad. Producer Joel tried to do an early Father's Day present for Mike Harrison and broke the lawnmower. Terrible gift, Joel. What are you actually going to get him now? Now you need to get him a new lawnmower for Father's Day.

Yeah, my sister's like, oh, what should I get Dad? I was like, well, hey, you make a bit of money. How much is a lawnmower these days? Being born, she had a good gesture gone bad? Oh, well, just, I mean, bit of money. How much is a lawnmower these days? Ben Boyce, you had a good gesture going, Ben? Oh, well, just, I mean, probably we've talked about it before, and it brings up a lot of old wounds, the fry pan situation, where I thought I was listening to something that my wife said we really need, and I got a nice one.

But no matter how nice a fry pan is, it's just not, there's never a time to give it as a gift. It's a non-stick job as well, wasn't it? It was top of the line. Yeah. Although it stuck to you, unlike the... So that sucked around. That was meant to be a good gesture, but it went terribly wrong.

Yeah, 0800 the hits, the telephone number, some great texts here coming through on 4487. A good gesture that went bad. My uncle turned up two and a half hours late for my grandmother's surprise birthday party And he was mad that we didn't wait for him Got upset that he was running late two and a half hours I was organising Secret Santa for the whole office

Good gesture When it came to the Secret Santa No one bought me a present Mari, welcome to the show How are you? Fine, thank you Missing the mark with the gesture. We understand the recipient of the gesture was your three-year-old daughter. Yep. Her grandmother was Portuguese. She used to get various different presents,

presents and letting my daughter open her Christmas presents. And she opened this one and it was like a sheep and we were all looking at it thinking and she's saying it's a balloon it's a balloon and looked at it and thought

that's not a balloon grabbed it off her and realised it was from like a novelty sex shop oh was it a blow up sheep it was indeed oh with allup sheep? It was indeed.

Oh, with all the... I see. It was a sheep if you wanted to get amorous. Where did she go to buy this then? I don't know. Unless it was meant for someone else, I really do not know. Oh, that is brilliant.

Oh, there you go. You put your poor daughter missing out on the balloon sheep that year. Maybe for the better, though. But I really appreciate your call, Murray. Have a good one. And you. Father's Day Sunday, isn't it?

And I saw, Ben, you were, before the show, frantically packaging up a present for Kevin Boyce. Yeah, I know. I feel like I potentially left it a little late. I've had it sitting in my bag for two or three days. It's been busy. But I've bought something. Got to send it away.

Not to the ruin of the surprise for Kev. What are we's been busy. But I've bought something. Got to send it away. Not to the rule of surprise for Kev. What are we talking? Oh, I think it's something that would be actually quite, I think you'll like this one. I think you'll like this one because it's, yeah. I liked it. I don't want to give it away. He got you a really good present.

He got you that fan. Was it the fan that you plugged into your computer via a USB cord? So if you're feeling a little hot but not too hot, you can hit the fan. Don't expect like a Yeah. It's like a 92-year-old

blowing wind on you. Isn't it? But that was a really good invention. Yeah. Yeah. So Kevin Boyce getting his present.

I just sent, you know what I do and it's lazy. I feel bad. I just sent John Boy, my dad, e-vouchers to things. Oh, wow my dad e-vouchers to things because e-vouchers

are so you can just bang online boom in their inbox you know the admin is looked after but the problem is

I tapped into this about three years ago and all they get is e-vouchers do they spend them though? yeah oh great yeah there you go

yeah they use them mate all they do is go to lunch around Christchurch yeah they make so I'm like oh they use them and I don't know what else to get them. Yeah. Well, sometimes you want to get something. I think that's the thing with presents.

You want to get something that they actually want, and sometimes that's hard to find something that they want. John Boy sent a lovely email back last night. Hey. Jonathan, thank you for the generous voucher. It's already gone. See, Father's Day, you've done. You're like, man, it's Wednesday.

You're done. This will be a place both Annie and I will both enjoy. Won't be long before we pay a visit. So he's looking forward to that as well. Oh, that's lovely. Just returned from my annual checkup at the dentist. Do another one shortly. It's a great gesture from you.

Much appreciated. Oh, that's lovely. Very dad email return there. But yeah, what we want to do, 0800 the hits. Dads, yous You gotta love them Don't you And every dad Has a claim to fame

I know If we look back To Kevin Boyce 100 songs Is what Something he would claim He knew 100 songs On the guitar

He had a list of 100 songs He'd take around In his wallet On a piece of paper That he had written down And boy He'd bring them out At parties and gatherings

Any chance With his guitar Did you sit through All He would perform All 100 songs That's a long time i didn't sit through all of that that's for sure i just see the note come out as a kid and go taylor swift is looking at that playlist going she damn i've got a three hour show bro but that is it's an all-nighter mate you're not finishing till two or three in the morning. Kevin Boyce's errors tour. You're there for nine hours.

Yeah, so he would take a long time in that one. But we want to know why your dad is... Yeah, let's go. Let's use the LMP phrase. We're famous in New Zealand. Why are they famous? What's their claim to fame? Right now, though, looking forward to Father's Day on Sunday. And if that's just serving as a reminder, then panic.

Because you've only got a couple of days to get those prezzies. 0800 that hits is the telephone number. We're just talking about your dad's claim to fame. Why is your dad... We're famous in New Zealand. You know, what's the thing that makes him unique from the other dads out there? Now we're going to kick things off with Maddie. Welcome to the show, Maddie.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? We're doing well, mate. Your dad's claim to fame, what is it? My dad's claim to fame is that he is the biggest Warriors fan in New Zealand. Oh, I imagine there's a lot of other dads, you know, and mums as well, but dads out there that would, could, Joel's looking at me now, you know. Producer Joel's a big Warriors fan, but how big is your dad? Well, dad was at the first ever Warriors game,

and he has missed two home games since. He's been to every single one. And the only two he's missed, one was because I was being born, and then one was because his granddaughter was being born. Oh, my goodness. So he's been to every single game apart from two at home? Yeah, every single one. So when they're in Wellington, he goes down to Wellington. Wow. He travels. Yeah, every single one. So when they're in Wellington, he goes down to Wellington.

He travels. Yeah, every single one. That is great. Now, producer Joel, our Warriors statistician, he's just done the maths. 298 games. 298! So obviously he sees the membership. He must get those every year. Yeah, every year since they came out.

Maddy, he must be frothing about this year. He is loving it. He's loving life. And he lives right by Mount Smart as well. So it's so good for him. Is he booking a ticket to the grand final? He is. He actually is.

Oh, he is? He is. He's just going on faith. Faith alone. Well, good on him. That's very cool. That is some commitment to the Warriors. He would have seen some great times and some not so great times.

The only other people that committed to the Warriors are Vodafone and One New Zealand. They're the only ones who have stuck through thick and thin as well. Yeah, you're right. Good on you. Thank you for your call, mate. Appreciate it. No worries. Dad's claim to fame.

Great text here on 4487. My dad has never for his whole life worn matching socks. It's his thing. Never worn a pair of matching socks to the point where we buy two pairs of socks and mix them up. So he gets them as a pair of mismatched socks on Father's Day. Warren, what's your dad's claim to fame? Are you there? We're here, Wazza.

What's your dad's claim to fame, mate? So mum gave me a call one day in the weekend and said, oh, Dad's, you don't know where Dad is. I went, no. I said, why? And he says, oh, he said he was going to the workshop, and that was about six, seven hours ago. I said, oh, so I've just had a phone call from him.

I said, oh, what did he say? He said he's built a flying fox for the grandkids. What? Homemade flying fox in seven hours? hours yeah about seven hours to make the whole thing the pulleys everything wow legend how the how the grandkids after they're still alive they're great dragons i think it's great they've got a zip line a flying fox depending on the rage and um every time they go around they don't want to leave wow that is awesome that is great who wakes up one morning and i'm going to build a flying fox today?

That's really clever. Well done. Shannon, you're on New Zealand's Breakfast, your dad's claim to fame. Oh, my claim to fame is that he's a hardworking, I'm just proud of my dad. He's hardworking. He's worked for Debbie Bray for 10 years

and he's just changed careers. And he's working weekends and working late nights. I'm just proud of him. How old is he? He is, he's nearly 60, so 59. Oh, good on him.

There we go. Just proud of you, dear. Yeah, and he still acts like he's 21. That's a beautiful call. Thank you very much, Shannon. Just proud of her father. Appreciate that. I am. Good on you, mate. Another text here, 4487, my dad's a beautiful call. Thank you very much, Shannon. Just proud of her father. Appreciate that.

I am. Good on you, mate. Another text here, 4487. My dad's claim to fame is that he coached Ian Foster. He coached Ian Foster? Coached Ian Foster. The coach. He coached the coach.

He coached the coach. So he'll be like, all black game, everyone. He'll be like, oh, let's see that. Taught him that. This is a good one. My dad was Mr. Music on a TV show in America called Romper Room TV. Now, is that the same Romper Room that you run on the weekends there, Ben Boyce? There we go.

Let's come, mate. We've just had this lovely heartfelt moment before. I've been proud of the dads and then you. Do you have a music DJ in your Romper Room? Mate, just come on. All right.