Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Show Highlights: Megan is getting naked at work!

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Things you would say in the bedroom... And a job interview. We can't believe Ben wore this for a week!  Jonos interaction with a sexologist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now yesterday was the Helberg Sports Awards the premier sports awards for the country now Marcello Montoya, Patricia Taylor your husband went along, who did he take with her? Me. Oh is it you in that photo? Yeah that is me. You're such a bee you're such a bee

Low hanging fruit Now because it was beautiful But you look amazing You too Thank you I don't know if I'm allowed To say that as a work colleague But you look great

You both look great Thanks mate And I was like This is the filter Through Instagram I was like What we want to see Is the real Taylor

So first thing this morning Walked in the door I was like Taylor She turned around Boom Took a photo of her If you want to see

The night before And the morning after The evidence is on The Hits Breakfast. Because yesterday after the show, you're like, we've got the sports awards, so we've got to go get myself sorted. And that was an all-day affair. A six-hour event prior to the event. Six hours?

Yeah, I had to go get my toes done, I had to get spray tan, makeup, hair. So if there's a fake tan shortage, a domestic fake tan shortage, we know who to blame. Look at me, glowing. Looks very natural that tan. It does actually. Yeah, I need to get my pasty white skin, get one of those. Now, the funny thing was, leading up to it, you're like I'm going to these bloody Humberg Awards or something

and you didn't even know the name of them and all week we were getting in your head, they're called the Hellbangers and you didn't, did you nail it on the night? The Hellbergs. Yeah. You remember the name? I think there's like an Aussie Kiwi pronunciation thing going on.

Because when I read it, I say Hallbergs, right? And you guys say what? Hellberg. Hellberg. Murray Hellberg. He was a very famous runner, wasn't he? Yeah, he was. And so that's who it's named after.

But how did they? Because they were up for two awards the Warriors yes yes so they won the best sporting moment of the year which is really cool

and that's voted by the fans right yeah which is cool so that was awesome well deserved Taylor was saying their first ever

nomination and win oh really for the Warriors one of the times they made it to the final yeah that's pretty cool yeah it's an interesting one I guess it's so

hard to compare sports against other sports someone wins the world champs someone gets the final. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it's an interesting one. I guess it's so hard to compare sports against other sports. Someone wins the world champs at this, someone gets the final at this. It's really hard to, a lot of controversy with those things. But you were talking about Valentine's Day yesterday, so you did, Marcelo did take you out last night. To the flashest ceremony New Zealand can provide. It's a free night for him.

Where all our elite athletes are on display. What else do you want? Sorry, no. He's got to make up for it today. Okay, I'm going to ask you a question. Go for it. IYO, in your opinion, the hottest athletes by genre of sport? I've got to put my husband up there for this.

Rugby league, okay. Yeah, rugby league. Well, it depends what you're into you know like i really love formula one oh yeah yeah i didn't see him in flesh though yeah okay should we put you on the spot and go through and see who uh if you remember who won each award how long is the awards here like three hours how did you keep quiet for three hours yeah it was a challenge but they our table was quite up the back so i got away with a few sentences here and there Like three hours. How did you keep quiet for three hours? Yeah, it was a challenge. But our table was quite up the back,

so I got away with a few sentences here and there. The hits. The Jono and Ben podcast. Taylor Swift, she's apparently arrived in Australia. You were saying people were watching a screen, watching her plane land. Yeah, watching her jet, tracking her flight to Australia. I thought there's a lawsuit about that website, isn't there, that tracks celebrity planes, isn't there?

Yeah, there is. There's a student in the States. He tracks billionaires and celebrities and everything. But the thing is, it's all public record. So you can't really shut down a website that's public record. Not really. Wow. And she's landed her first concert tomorrow, Melbourne.

First concert. I don't know if Travis is there. Is that the question you were going to ask? Yeah, maybe he's still in Las Vegas singing Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas maybe he's still partying maybe I imagine

once you win the Super Bowl you're off the grid for about a week I imagine I loved his brother, did you see his brother? I think we got some audio of that so his brother's a footballer, played for the Eagles as well very good footballer and they do a podcast together but he was a big supporter of his brother. Did you see his brother? I think we got some audio of that. So his brother's a footballer, played for the Eagles as well. Very good footballer, and they do a podcast together. But he was a big supporter of his brother. He was there, and he found a wrestling mask,

one of those Mexican wrestling masks. You might have seen it on social media. Because he was wearing it at the party. You're like, why is he wearing a Mexican mask? And they were talking about it on their podcast. Have a listen. It really didn't start getting to the next level until I found that luchador mask.

Because initially, when I first got there, you were trying to get me to go up on the stage with you and i'm like no i'm gonna be over here this is your guy's time which i respect there's something about finding that luchador mask that really just transformed the one video of them showing me and taylor and then painting to you and marshmallow just two different worlds two people in love and enjoying the moment together panning to a complete Neanderthal who is no longer connected with modern-day society. Oh, he said two people in love. Yeah, he's talking about Taylor and Travis.

He's just up there with Marshmello, the DJ, and he's doing belly dancing with a Mexican restaurant. Do they do a podcast after the Super Bowl? Yeah, they address. They actually play the audio for you later on, but they talk about the yelling at the coach and stuff as well. Yeah, it's really cool. They just pretty much.

They talk about everything. They're very open books on that podcast as well. Oh, great stuff. Now, Megan, you're going to pose a bit of a scenario here. This is an interesting dilemma, and I'm really surprised Ben chose prison. Yeah. You're goody good. Relaxed.

You don't like ruffling feathers. No. I have been to jail, very briefly. You know, not jail, jail. Well, the cells. Yeah, but I would consider going back there in this option. So it can't have been that bad. I did go to prison, prison.

He was with hardened criminals awaiting court cases, and they asked him, what have you done? He said, we did a really bad TV sketch. This is the punishment now. Everyone kind of went around the room and said, what are you in for? They were in for some hardcore stuff. And then someone went, oh, mate, that was a bit silly.

I'm like, me? That was silly. You just robbed a bank. Yeah. All right, so this is the would you rather. It doesn't involve prison. Would you rather five years in prison or 10 years in a coma? Now, the thing is with the prison, you have to have done something bad, right?

You've done something. I was thinking I could be wrongly accused. And he gets out and spends the rest of his life trying to clear his name. Like Nelson Mandela So I know I'll go in there I'm not meant to be here Five years in prison sounds horrible But then ten years in a coma

Although from my understanding of all the prison things I've seen on Crime and Investigation Channel My favourite channel Get in there, take your initial beating Recruit to some bikey gang, keep your head down And you'll be right for the remainder. You know, and that would be Ben Boyce would come out with some street cred. Tats on his face.

Maybe I hardened you up. Because 10 years of your life in a coma is a horrible situation as well because it feels like, yeah, you know, family, friends, everyone's kind of moved on. What 10 years is it? Is it my, can it be? I'm guessing it's just from now. Okay.

She can't get to choose. She can't go back and go, well, I don't remember my 20s. No, you can't do like zero to 10. So it's from now for the next 10 years. Yeah. Geez, I'm so tired. I could do it with a 10-year sleep. That would be, what would you do, Megan?

I honestly don't know because I don't want to go to prison. And then afterwards, is anyone going to want to hire you or have anything to do with you? You've got the stigma of Priz over your head. Ten years is a long time to lose out your life. Well, because you get out of your coma and... Yeah, family probably moved on. The kids, you know, my wife was like,

hey, remember me? Yeah, sorry, mate. I've got a better version now. One who's awake. Being in a coma, though, stopped me eating junk food. Mind you, so would prison. The hits. The Jono and Ben podcast.

Megan, you brought an interesting dilemma to the radio this morning, and you can get involved. 4487 on the text or 0800 the hits. Would you rather spend five years in prison or 10 years in a coma? Neither of those options is appealing, really. You go in prison or 10 years in a coma so another neither of those options is appealing really but you go in prison love that love that about would you expect your wife to stick around for five years because you said you didn't want to do 10 years because your wife and family would move on oh but you went for some prison yeah it depends on what i did i did you know what about some white

collar stuff yeah he's gone and he's Pizzled some funds or something Tax fraud or something Or does it have to be some hardcore crimes he's committed? It doesn't specify You can do some white collar crimes She might keep me if I do some tax fraud or something So you might still The relationship could still be on

She'd be a loyal prison wife What would be harder on the family Probably the 10 yearyear coma, right? Because then they're just clinging on to... Yeah, they've got to move on. My family would pull the plug. That's the problem. I'm not going to wait 10 years.

Oh, jeez. Do we have to keep paying for this bed and these facilities? The kids are very power conscious too these days. Yeah. At school, they'll be like, oh, that hound, what? Well, I'm looking at the texts and on social media, 75% would go to prison. Oh, they would?

Short of time. Oh, I guess it's just the five-year, ten-year thing. No one really wants to do it. These are the things, would you rather. No one really wants to do either of these things. No, but one's a nap and you don't know what goes on in there. A nap. I guess it would feel, I don't know, never been in a coma.

But I mean, I imagine, would it feel like it was just a moment in time? Can we find someone who's been in a coma? Have you been in a coma? Oh, 800 of hits? Yeah, like, do you actually know how long, do you get any thoughts to how long the time has passed, to how much time has passed? Do you actually think someone's listening has been in a coma?

No. It's a stretch. Because when you go under for general, Yeah. Is it general? Yeah. Yeah. That feels like I remember

Second Oh and they inject you And they're like Is it working? I'm like no It's not working And then you're out And then you just wake up

And it feels like two minutes Yeah Yeah The Hits The Jono and Ben Podcast We started doing this A couple of weeks ago We put it on our social media

The night before And I want to say That everyone that follows us is so good at this. Yeah. Things you can say in the bedroom, dot, dot, dot. And then we just change the environment every week. So this week it's things you can say in the bedroom and during the job interview. Yeah. Okay.

We get so many comments. We never get engagement like this on our social media. Yeah. Now we've had to move it to an earlier hour. We did it prime 8.30 last week. Because we're like, this is a great segment. Yeah, kids in the car, little ears, even offending some big ears as well. I mean, but these are all things that, you know, you can say in a job interview.

It's just when you- I was questionable last week. When you put it into the context of a beard-drip situation, then everyone goes, oh, it sounds Yeah, we're gonna sit down meeting with management afterwards and they're like hey i know you joked about the kids in the car but listen they were so yeah bring it earlier so that's the reason we're doing it now it's seven o'clock so these are things that you could say in the bedroom and during the job interview i'll start things off with i'm flexible and open to working in different positions. You've got the gig.

I'm a very hands-on person. All acceptable things to say in a job interview. Yeah. Stop trying to make this a right bit. I'm happy to start from the bottom and work my way up. I think I'm more than capable of filling the hole left by the last person. Oh, come on. Again, right man for the job.

Yeah. Will Ben be joining us today? Yes, I put that on social media. I was like, that's not acceptable for any. Well, it's a job interview. Who goes, will Ben be joining us today? I said it and it weirded me out. Yeah, yeah.

It's a huge request, but I think I can handle it I work well alone And in a team environment Okay How many people will I have under me? Safe to say I'm very satisfied With the job you've done today Well sorry I came early

Oh come on Well no It's turned up by my job interview. Yeah, but you're efficient. You're efficient. Hey, coming up next, that's things you can say in the bedroom and during the job interview.

We'll do another one next week and it might even get moved earlier to 6.03am. Eventually we'll be here at like 5.30. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Taylor Swift has arrived in Australia ahead of her concerts starting tomorrow in Melbourne. Now, Megan something you refuse to

do by yourself? Yeah many things. There's actually a few things I've never been to the cinema by myself, I don't go to the movies by myself I wouldn't imagine that's a regular occurrence for a lot of people though. No but I have a lot of time during the day where I could and it's not something i'd want to do i also don't go to cafes i'd never go and get a

coffee and like sit down by myself i generally don't do a lot by myself you don't like doing stuff by yourself is that because since your uh procreation uh period there we have made some human beings yeah that you don't have time to yourself or this is just a choice you don't like being by yourself. Maybe I don't like being by myself. And those seem like social activities, so I don't want to do them by myself. Okay.

Driving to work must be a torture. Yeah, you're okay with that. Are you okay with that? It's usually like I have really loud music playing. Right. What about, again, would you go to the gym by yourself or things like that? Yes. Yeah, but I often go to the gym with people.

Yeah, gotcha. Well, to be honest, we tried to make you do a daytime radio show by yourself. I did it. Couldn't do it. She didn't do it. Couldn't do it by herself. Need people around. Ben, something you don't do, you won't do, I've noticed, is complain.

You won't complain in a public situation. It does drive, it's frustrating for my wife that I won't complain. The other night, actually, we ordered some burgers from a place. She had a vegetarian burger that I ordered for her. We got home and her burger wasn't there. So I rung up and I'm like, oh, all good, mate, all good. Man is like, it's not all good. And then I had to go pick it up and I'm like, thanks very much for doing that, all good. And she's like, why are you making it? It was all good, mate, all good. Man is like, it's not all good. And then I had to go pick it up,

and I'm like, thanks very much for doing that, all good. And she's like, why are you making it? It's all good. It's not all good. We just drove all the way back to this place to make it up. All good, mate. If anything, should I pay for it again? Yeah.

Yeah, so that frustrates her. Even around here, you'll be like, oh, what are they doing? Oh, I don't know. Maybe they've had a hard day. Maybe I don't know the ins and outs of it. It's true. It's true. He went to a restaurant in Paihe and turned up and they said, we can't serve you.

It's 7.30 at night. And he said, why? And he said, we've got no clean dishes. And he said, you took that as face value and you left? Yeah, my wife said, I'll clean the dishes. And they're like, no, no, no. Was cleaning them an option? Yeah, well, apparently not.

My wife asked about that. Ben was like, all good, all good. All good, don't worry. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. It was the Halberg Sports Awards, and Dame Lisa Carrington took out the Supreme Halberg Award, so congratulations to her. She is a legend.

We're just talking about things you won't do. Megan, you shared that you won't be alone. I won't do anything by myself. I won't do anything by myself. You won't do anything by yourself. Go to the gym. Get a coffee. What do you do? Why do you worry about being by yourself?

Your thought? Your dark, dark thoughts? Yeah. I don't know. And you think after I'd have kids, I'd want to do more by myself, but I don't. It's an alone time. Yeah, just for yourself. You don't mind it in the house, though?

Like, if you're on the house? I don't love it. Right, okay. Maybe I'm just a really social person, you know? Yeah, you need the energy of other people. I'll tell you what I won't do as an adult is go on bloody merry-go-rounds, the spinny things at the playground. The older I've got, the less...

Your body can handle it? Yeah, I can't spin right round. Have you been on a swing recently? That's similar. You make your tummy churn. My tolerance for spinning has just disappeared. But as a kid, you'll have lunch, you'll go on it, and you'll do that thing where you're like,

you're so spinny, you can't actually see reality. You're spinning that fast. You feel like you're going into a new dimension. But even going around a roundabout nowadays makes me feel queasy. But, Producer Taylor, there's something you won't do. Yeah, I don't swim. You're from Kron kronala bro i know yeah i had a traumatic experience growing up so i just don't do it so you wouldn't go like if you go to the beach you don't go in the water sort of thing or nah yeah i sit on the sand watch everyone else have fun like i will if

it's a really hot day i'll go maybe the knee up approach what about a pool would you go to a pool nah you just don't put your body in water yeah and because then like Jono you won't understand this but when you've got

a thick head of hair and the unnecessary yeah the whole process after is just so tedious

takes like three hours to dry my hair yeah there's a lot I imagine there's a lot of logistics yeah in the back end of a swim. So, okay, there we go. Won't swim. And thanks to a traumatic childhood

experience there. What was that experience? Mate, sorry for another day. It'll go on for like three hours. Alright, let's get Shannon on. What won't you do, Shannon? Sorry? What won't you do? Oh, I don't eat sausages. Oh.

So you're vegetarian? No, no. To be honest, it's because they're phallicky. I was going to say it was the stuff that was potentially made up, what's inside it, that people would say. What about a sausage sizzle? It's like wrapped in bread. This fell like if you chopped them up.

Would you eat that? Like if I came around and I cut them for you? Yeah, cut out for my keywords. It's just the entire body of the sausage. It just brings back too many good memories, bad memories. Let's not go into that. But yeah, just won't go. I could have made something up, but

I appreciate your honesty. What you made, what you told us was better than made up. That was incredible. Thank you so much, Shannon. You go and have a great day avoiding those sausages, alright? Thank you. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. The card game Uno. I really like playing

with my kids. Uno have released the official ruling that you didn't know that you can't, if someone puts down a draw two and you're like, got to pick up two, you can't put a draw two back on it to go, ah, now you've got to pick up four. Why would you put that out there? Well, I didn't put it out there. Uno put it out there. No. No, but you're spreading the propaganda, aren't you?

Why? You can absolutely, I don't care what they say. This is what Uno said. No, it doesn't matter. You can put a draw two on top of it. No, they're saying you can't officially. No, shh. Their house, their rules.

And then sometimes another person says another draw two, and you're like, I've got to pick up six now. No, there's going to be family arguments. They'll be like, Ben said. I'm just. You know, the other one that I've lived my entire life by, my entire monopoly career by, is no one buys property on that first trip around the...

Oh, right, yeah. You can. If you read the rules, you can buy property from as soon as you start rolling the dice. Gotcha. I've always held off for some random round. Why? Because someone told me one day, and I'm like, this is the rules. No one buys property on the first trip.

But it kind of is a pointless sort of trip around the board. Exactly. I always thought it was. Turns out, so did Monopoly. But you've got to see the neighbourhood and you're like, that's a nice neighbourhood. We might buy there. Before you buy property.

Looks like it's got some potential over there on Mayfield. Yeah. Oh, this is really nice. I've been having an awkward morning this morning. I had to get naked in the bathroom. Were you here at work? Yeah. Did you? at work? Yeah. Did you?

Why? Was it a necessity? Yeah, it was actually. Can we guess? Can we try and have a stab as to what it was for? I'm thinking explosive diarrhea. Why would I be naked for explosive diarrhea? It was explosive.

Was it a full change of clothing or did you just need to take it? No, I'm wearing what I wore. Same clothes you're wearing, but you had to wear. I don't know. I'm not sure. I really don't know. Can we ask producer Grace? Because I reckon as a female, she might be able to get it.

Is it that you're wearing like a unitard or something underneath that's full? So you have to take the whole thing off? Yeah, I'm wearing full. Full Spanx. Full Spanx. full Spanx. Full Spanx. Full Spanx. I borrowed your Spanx once last year. Those were like knee to nipple.

Yeah, so those are the ones that come over like dungaree sort of shoulder things. I've literally got like a unitard like a wrestler today. It must make you feel very nice and comfy. It does. It feels snug. Someone cuddling you the entire day. But it does mean that like, do you know in radio, we have to time it when maybe there's a long song on

or you'd go usually in news, but I read the news. So I had to go before the show and I'm holding on because there's no time. Songs are very short these days. And at the moment I have to, I took my shirt off, hung it on the hook. I had to completely take off the unidard. And can I have to I took my shirt off, hung it on the hook. I had to completely take off the unidard and can I tell you

sitting on the toilet in a workplace completely naked. Shoes on? Shoes on. You don't want your shoes off do you? In case there was a fire alarm or something I had to run out. But I felt very vulnerable when someone comes into the stall next to you. The doors

aren't, there is a little slither of a gap and i was just sitting there very very vulnerable freeing kind of but i did cross my arms put my arms over my boobs just in case i don't know your parents are naturists so maybe this is a little oh this is giving you the thought that maybe this could be you no definitely not in my workplace. Our friend has a theory. He's like, you name the most dangerous human being in the world. No one is more vulnerable than when they're sitting on a toilet and you walk in on them.

You know? Anyone. You walk in on the baddest person on the planet. Yeah. You know? Hitler sitting on the toilet. He's like, you got me. I can't.

Especially if he had to take his full-length unitards back. Exactly. You're like, this is embarrassing. My guard's down. You're just, it is the lowest of the low. It is, you're right. Swift have arrived in Australia ahead of tomorrow night's concert. And Megan, you've arrived back in the studio with just 10 seconds to go.

Yeah, made it. I was mentioning before 8 o'clock you you're in full body Spanx today. Yeah, it's like a uni-tard like you do wrestling in. I don't know why. I just feel quite comforted. But yeah, I do have to get completely naked to go to the bathroom. So I appreciate a long song.

Thanks, Black Eyed Peas. Thanks, Will. I am. Yeah, that was good. Could you hear the music in the bathroom? Counting you sort of playing as you're... Yeah, yeah. Counting me down. I hear the music in the bathroom? Counting you sort of playing as you're... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Counting me down. I need to go, I need to go. Yeah. I had a bit of a fashion disaster over the last week or so. Okay. I've been getting into my Crocs, you know, Crocs shoes. They've sort of gone through a whole... You know, they're polarising.

I get it, they're polarising. They sort of went... They felt like everyone was hating on them at the start, but now they've sort of become trendy and cool. Justin Bieber's made them cool A lot of the coming kids Went to a school yesterday It's like

Crocs everywhere Everyone's wearing Crocs They're like sign my Crocs Like hey You probably don't know who I am I'm some weird Bald man at your school And then I'm like

Where do I sign So we just signed On the sole of the Croc Well they rub off eventually Croc endorsement deal Yeah I always find it funny too

To think you know The huge popularity of Crocs now eventually it'll end, it's the cyclic nature of fashion isn't it, but then in 20 years from now, it's going to be a whole young generation who are going to be wearing Crocs again ironically, and then the people who are wearing them now will put them on and then they'll go

oh that's just sad I'm loving them, it's my favourite shoes to wear out of work, I wear them lots and one of my daughters is really into it and one of them's not but the one that is you know and I will go

you know we'll get the croc charms the gibbets we're really into those and we'll you know so we'll buy those ones and put them on you can decorate your crocs

can I ask you a question yeah is this like your your countdown collectibles phase remember when countdown would have what did you what were you collecting

the cards yeah I collected the Disney dominoes. I collected all sorts. But no, I do wear these around as I go. How are the dominoes?

Yeah, well the dominoes, I haven't played with the dominoes for a while actually though. But I do wear the Crocs all the time and I walk around with them. And so I'll be buying these Croc charms,

my daughter buys them. You go to like the cheap, she goes to like the sort of $2 type stores and you can buy almost like Lucky Dip bags of them and you buy them they're quite cheap and then she puts them on and she'll often swap ones with mine and decorate mines and i'm like whatever you can do whatever you want with my crocs but i've been wearing my crocs after seeing her decorate it for like a like a week everywhere i'd gone i'd gone supermarket gone thing around

and then i had a close look at one of the crocs I was like oh okay and I said yeah and I said to see did you know this these crocs you put these on she's like yeah I did so I was like what's the one with the with the mouth and the tongue she's like oh it's the tongue out mouth you know tongue you know like we're doing photos all the kids put their tongue out and they've got you know the lip sign and I'm like oh yeah I see that but have you seen the writing underneath? And she's like, oh, no, I didn't. Didn't see the writing underneath. And I was like, well, you probably should have a look because I've been walking around with this croc charm

that says WAP underneath for a whole week. What does that spell? And if you know the Cardi B song, you know what WAP stands for. And I've been walking around for a whole week going, oh, dear God, I've got WAP on my crocs. Macaroni in a pot. This guy's a real fan of WAP.

Well, I tell you what, you're not creating any WAP with the crocs. No. But I was like. You're creating DAP. Yeah. Sienna had no idea what was going on. Yeah. And obviously it was a mistake. And I was like, why is it WAP on a croc? So Sienna obviously no idea what was going on. Yeah, and obviously it was a mistake.

And I was like, why is there a whap on a crock? So Sienna obviously knows what that spells. Well, we didn't get it. We just went, I went, ah. That's a mumble over a parent moment. Yeah, you'll learn about that later. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Our mutual friend of all of ours, actually,

lady we've worked with for, I'd say, 15 plus years in the radio game. What a game it has been. It's Morgan Penn. Now, Morgan hosts a very popular podcast, isn't it? Sex.Life. Yeah, it's just come back for its second season. And she was, up until I'd say five or six years ago, she was working in radio. And then she took a bit of a career pivot

to a more mature industry. Yeah. Where she offers advice around intimacy, doesn't she? That's us. Sexologist. Sexologist, yeah. You can actually follow her on Instagram,

Morgan the Sexologist. Yeah. She also, she was telling us that she went to, because you've got to study, don't you, to become a something-ologist. And she went over to some weird've got to study don't you, to become a something-ologist and she went over some weird retreat in Australia

and she came back and she told us about the retreat and I was like, that definitely sounded like you joined a cult and it turns out that's now under investigation. Oh is that really? Yeah, and probably the most unsurprising news to all of us. It's interesting because Kiwis are

pretty closed off generally. Prudish. Yeah, so it's kind of good to have people talking about normalising a lot of these things that should be kind of normal. Because wasn't there a stat out yesterday saying that we're okay with our relationships? We're satisfied, we're happy in our relationships, but in the boudoir we fall below the average. Yeah, New Zealand compared to other countries. Yeah. Yeah, well, I ran into Morgan outside work yesterday

and haven't seen her in a number of years. And the first thing she says to me is, I've just had my private parts moulded and immortalised into a gold statue. First thing she said? First thing. I said, nothing else nothing else and i'm like before i know it boom this thing's in my hands the statue yeah and i'm thinking what am i required to do right now am i required to investigate and compliment

am i required to hold it up like simba from the lion. I didn't know how to react to this moment. It sort of resembled like an X-rated Oscars statue. Yeah. And it's not like you're going, hey, here, hold on to my swipe card while I tie up my shoelaces. You're like, you know what this is. Very detailed. And was she

waiting for a reaction from you? I was just like, oh. And so she explained the process of how it all happened and the mould came to me. Three to five minutes of conversation. After which she goes, oh, how are you? How are the kids? And I'm like, mate, yeah, the format of this chat is all out of whack.

Done in the wrong order. All out of whack. I shouldn't be holding what I'm holding in my hands right now for at least another one to two hours. There's a lot of water we need to... She's very open though, isn't she? She is very open. Yeah.

Yeah, it just threw me, Ben. It threw me. I said, the kids are doing well as I'm still holding this thing. This thing. And yeah, I just sort of handed it back and I was like, okay, well, I don't know, call me a prude, but maybe

we should have started with how are you going first and then... And then do you want to hold this thing? Oh, guess what, I've moulded. Then we can get into that content.