Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Show Highlights: Naked in reception

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Ben gets the iconic Travis Kelce haircut. Baby voices to your pets? How Jono ended up in a womens bathroom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hits, with the Jono and Ben podcast. Thanks to Challenge, putting the service back into service stations. Now, yesterday, 24 hours ago actually, you just mentioned an ongoing plight that I suffer every morning where producer Taylor comes in with her muddy sewer looking health shake. It's so grim looking. It doesn't look that great, does it? No, it's greyish. Should I get some shot glasses and we could all have a try? Maybe I'll try it.

What is in that? How long do we have? There's like flaxseed, chia seeds, protein, collagen, berries. What's your poop like? My what? Your poop like. Really good. It'll be free flowing, I imagine.

It is. Does it look like that, what's in the cup? That's already Pre-digested So she comes in With it every morning And I'm gathering This is the The cup that also

Is blending Attaches to the Blending machine And she asks me Every morning Can you undo the lid And I said yesterday Taylor's married

To a professional NRL player So he can Marcello with his Bulky arms His guns can open Anything But me with my

bulimic grandmother arms i struggle now she's brought in this morning i said give someone else a go oh you should be don't make me do this see if you can open it i said give it to me it'll be able to do it here we go see if you can do it i can't i probably can't you can feel that it's tight isn't it it's a magic thing, and I actually think when you blend it, it's somehow... It's going. It's going. Yay!

Oh, jeez. All right, he did it. When you blend it, though, I think it makes it tighter. Of course it does. Spin around. You're right. There you go. There you go.

Jeez. I can smell it. That's Ben's official job now. Don't know if I can loosen up like that. We had a function last night for the Hits radio station. Just smooching, mixing, mingling, a lot of

mingling going on. That was good. Smooching, ass kissing, whatever you want to say with the clients. Wonderful people who advertise on the Hits. Yeah, support the Hits radio station. Make the station possible. It's great when you have just random conversations with people.

I covered a lot of ground last night with people. Pneumonia. Oh, wow. The difference between South Africa, the violence in South Africa and New Zealand.

Yeah. Yeah. Lady who used to be best friends with Juliet, our old producer. All right. Just, yeah, you talk to some people,

don't you? Yeah, you do. But I had a bit of an instance at the function where i went to the laboratory and the interior decorator had done a fantastic job the place looked incredible but they'd gone for a very confusing wallpaper okay so you open the door and you go into where the two toilets are. And there was just this confusing, like, where's Wally type wallpaper. It was dark too.

It was like a grey, goldy. Because it was a door going. I know where this is going. Same thing. I struggled as well. Because you go, the door says all the options of going. It's just one doorway leading into the bathrooms. So you're like, okay, all my options are going to be behind this door.

And then it looks like they're all separate sort of cubicles. You're like, oh, maybe it's a separate cubicle situation. And I know where you went wrong. So I just barged into a door and walked into a cubicle and went, uh-oh, as I was in the cubicle, there's no stand-up urinals in here. Shut the door. And then I heard some female voices either side of me. So there's me in the middle

and there's two people other side and I can hear noises and what they're doing in there and I'm like oh dear god. There's the creep in the toilet. Oh dear god. I have trapped myself in the woman's toilet. We like hang out with guys in real life but why is it so jarring to have a male in the woman's toilet. We like hang out with guys in real life,

but why is it so jarring to have a male in the female toilet? It also just feels like, what is that guy up to? Yeah. I'm thinking, what am I up to? So what did you do? Panic. Like I'm just sitting there frozen and I kind of, I lift my feet off the floor because there's a gap under the walls.

So no one can see that there's, oh, those are, you know, size 12 shoes or whatever there. So I've got my feet hovering above the ground. Just not moving, not trying to make a move. And I'm trying to figure out the different noises so that when I can hear the coast is clear to go. And you're like, okay, well, there's a little bit of tinkling still going on there. And females do like to linger and have a chat

in the debrief the chatting oh how are you using that one no how's your day I don't even think these two knew

each other they were chatting away you don't want to know why they go so long in the bathroom Ben anyway

finally I'm like checking under the things like okay there's no feet in that one there's no feet in that one and I'm crouched

over and there's no feet at the basin. That's so creepy. Yeah, you made it even more creepier. Anyway, I managed to escape. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Spilling the tea on Hollywood's A-listers. Kardashians. I have met every single one.

Exposing scandals. She's not a good person, but either is he. Digging the dirt. Is she a diva? Yes. And finding out what's going on behind the scenes. Yelling at cast members. Yes.

It was a script. No. His identity is a secret. But his stories have been proven right time and time again. This is Ant-Man. Now, Ben, you've come to the party with some wild rumours about Stevie Wonder, some accusations about the legitimacy of Stevie Wonder's blindness. Yeah.

And people not thinking he's not blind. People think he's not blind. That's a rumor going around the internet. And we're going to cross live now to Hollywood NT. You've heard this? That Stevie Wonder's not blind? Yeah. I'm on the bandwagon that Stevie Wonder's not blind.

You are? What? I think, no, here's what I think. I think that he has very horrible eyesight but if you go down that rabbit hole about Stevie Wonder not being blind there's a lot of things where you're like hey how did he manage to do that and a lot of it can be explained away as that you know you're basically lived you know your whole life you know with your other senses so those are you know, your whole life, you know, with your other senses. So those are, you know, things. But if you ask somebody like Shaquille O'Neal,

he said that he's pretty sure that Stevie Wonder's not blind. I saw that. Yeah, he recognized him or something, he thought. Yes, exactly. Like he came into the elevator and said, what's up, Shaq? And presses the button, gets off on his own four by himself and goes to his room. Maybe he knows his cologne. That's the theory.

That's the other theory. You're right. He's in touch with the censors and maybe legally blind is not fully blind. You can still see shapes and there's this big unit of a guy, Shaquille O'Neal. You're like, well, I know who this is. Exactly. And so I think that I think personally, I think that he can detect movement and large objects. Like you said, with Shaq, like wearing cologne and stuff like that. And legally blind does not mean zero vision. There are plenty of blind people can see

things like light and shapes, but they can't see like can't read a book, can't read a text, can't see anything on a computer or anything like that. i just think that we're like stevie wonder and paul mccartney are performing hey jude and paul mccartney knocks the mic over and stevie catches it yeah i mean he's got away with a lot a lot of perving over the years if that's the case he really is there's a guy that wanders up and down my road. He's got glasses on and a cane, but I'm pretty sure he's not blind. He crosses the road without even flinching. same building. So I fully subscribe to the theory that Stevie Wonder knows what kind of cologne Shaq wears or if you're pressing the same button in the elevator every single time, you know where it is because you get used to it

but I enjoy the theory that he's not blind. I love it if he just at the end of his career just takes his glasses off and is just like, I've been able to see the whole time. The world's biggest prank. Inside Australia there was a shocking best man speech. see the whole time. The world's biggest prank. The hits. The Jono and Ben podcast. Inside Australia, there was a shocking best man speech.

Yeah, very explicit. One for the lads, I think, and didn't really land with the in-laws and the other parts of the bridal party. Now, something that I feel like could compete with that, this just happened just recently overseas. So a bride was about to get married to a partner. They'd been together for six years, and she was hanging out with her friends the night before the wedding you know the bridesmaids and stuff and she got a text through that came through from a number she didn't know saying I wouldn't marry him will you question mark and then what followed was a whole lot of texts that

her to be her her basically her fiancee had sent to this other woman they'd been having an affair for a long time you know like as texts going through the whole thing about you know it's on this weekend this thing is yeah so basically revealing all the fear she was distraught burst into tears didn't know what to do her friends are like call off the wedding call off the wedding she went home she kind of didn't sleep that night and she was like, what do I do? And then decided at the vows to read out the text in front of everyone.

So she got her phone and she went, you want to save the vows? And she went, I'm going off script here. And she read out the, didn't marry the guy, but read out all the texts. Oh, I got goosebumps. I kind of want to be there. Yeah, well, it's a mic drop moment really, isn't it? And then walked out of the texts. Oh, I got goosebumps. I kind of want to be there. Yeah, well, it's a mic drop moment really, isn't it? And then walked out of the chapel.

Now, first thing I'm thinking as a guest is I've paid for a wedding present. Do I get my money back on that? Do we still have the function? She had the function. She did. Yeah, he didn't come. He went off. He didn't know, but she still had the function.

She's like, we're going to have one big party tonight. If you function. She's like, we're going to have one big party tonight. If you still want to join me, we're going to have one big party tonight. He's not going to join us. And she had to, yeah. So that was her ultimate revenge. I guess he probably maybe paid half of it. Yeah. If I'm on his side of the family, I'm like, is it okay if I still go, bro?

Because I've traveled here from the Hawke's Bay. It's quite a drive. Hope you don't mind. Pretty incredible. Yeah. It's amazing to remain that calm in a moment like that. Yeah. Calm and calculated. Oh, no.

If he was worth a lot of money, I probably would have just gone through with it and divorced him after a little bit. Of course you would have, mate. We know your backstory. We know your backstory, mate. Your first mother-in-law warned you right on that. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast.

Now, has anyone tried to buy a kumara lately? Kumara? My God. No, I haven't, to be honest. No, well, good. Yeah. $400 a box. I was talking to the guy behind the counter.

And it's because there was the floods last year, and in Dargaville, Northland is the home of the kumara, and all the crops got flooded. So the supply-demand situation's come into play here. But it was $26 for a kilogram of kumara. Wow. And you get one decent one, and that's a kg, right? Yeah. I mean, just retire kumara from the market until we replenish.

Because these people would pay $400 a box. Who's buying them? Who's buying them at that price? Obviously, they're probably still selling a few, but yeah, very. It's been months since I bought one, but a few months ago, I just ran and grabbed one, got to the checkout. One little Kumita cost me $6, and I was like, grabbed one, got to the checkout. One little kumara cost me six bucks. And I was like, what's happening?

I took mine back. I felt bad. He's like, don't worry. A lot of people have been doing that. You could go to Mexico and buy a kilogram of whatever you get up, what Ben gets over there for the same price and turn that into thousands. No, I was just got into a bit of a whole of things that are way overpriced. Eyeglasses. They can make glasses for $8.

You're buying them for $600 plus, some of them. The designer ones. Eyeglasses? Sunglasses. Eyeglasses. I thought you meant those little spectacle things. Glasses for your eyes. I think we call them sunglasses.

You call them sunglasses. The mainstream media think we call them sunglasses. You call them sunglasses. The mainstream media, we call them eyeglasses. The iPhone, guess how much an iPhone's made for? $400. Oh, that's more than I thought. Yeah, it'd be what I thought.

I guess there's a lot of technology in there. $400 seems pretty reasonable. Sold for thousands. Rolex. 500 bucks for a Rolex. They sell for eight grand plus. Well, that's... Lucky to get one

for eight grand. Ink cartridges. Imagine how much they are. Oh, yeah. They're probably... Two bucks. Are they? To manufacture.

Wow. They're expensive. But, yeah, half the time it's cheaper to buy a whole new printer, isn't it? Yeah. You've found a hack

for being cheaper with chicken, haven't you? You go to the supermarket and buy expired chicken. No, it's not expired. So I don't know if this is the case everywhere, but at my local countdown, Saturday morning, I fluked it and went there. The woman said this is the time that they discount all the meat. So she had gone through and we were literally following her as she's stickering

up things. We've got whole chickens for three bucks. Wow, three bucks. So I was like, I'm coming here every Saturday morning. Well, maybe that's what we need. We need... The John and Ben Podcast. Frugal Friday. Have you got any tips or good deals going on to save some money in the cost of living crisis that

we're going along? Not to be confused with Cheap House Tuesday, which we've also done. We have actually, you're right. Just kind of similar just on a different day. Watermelons at the moment, really cheap,

five bucks for a whole watermelon. For a bit there they were like 25 bucks each. Yeah, you'd quite like a sort of like a section of it for a ridiculous price.

Now you can get the whole, there's like bins and bins of it at local supermarket. They're like, five bucks, take them all, take them all. I've always felt like

a whole watermelon is too much watermelon. They come big, don't they? You don't have to eat it at local supermarket. They're like, five bucks, take them all, take them all. I've always felt like a whole watermelon is too much watermelon. They come big, don't they? You don't have to eat it all at once though. No, you don't. You're like, you cut it up and you have a section. I've got to get through this. It's just like you put it in the fridge, you give it a few days. We've had our one going for two to three days.

It's fine. Yeah, it's still good. I've been going wrong with my watermelon consumption. Got to eat this now. It's like, well, no, it's still good. I've been going wrong with my watermelon consumption. Got to eat this now. It's fine to say that. Bruno, welcome to Frugal Friday. We've just made that one up on the spot. The tightest thing you've done to save money, Bruno?

Well, I bought some shot glasses full of some alcohol. There was probably 20 of them, I I guess so we proceeded to drink them all Oh I see, the ones that come in the line up. Oh, already made up yeah, pre-made ones. Yeah, already made up and they were banana daiquiri or something it had a centre console so there was

two parts to the drink Yeah, it's got the divider in there So we drank those and I said to the wife you know, they're not Yeah, it's got the divider in there, yeah. Oh, what? You sold the empty shot glasses you're drunk out of? Plastic or glass? Oh, so you sold the empty shot glasses you're drunk out of? I sold the empty ones, yep. Plastic or glass? Yeah, they were just plastic.

How much did you sell them for? Oh, I can't remember. From memory, it was about 20 bucks or something. So more than your... Oh, that's genius. That is really, really smart. You know, she said, well, I've got a 40th or something for the hubby, and they're going to make up some drinks, and'll be like, oh yeah, good on ya. I won't tell you

the origin story of it. And now you can have drinks already in them. For half the price. Oh yeah, good on ya. Oh Bruno, that is wonderful. That worked out well. Good on you Bruno, appreciate your time, you're going to have a wonderful weekend. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. That work out well. Good on you, Bruno. Appreciate your time. You're going to have a wonderful weekend. Thank you.

The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Good work. Now, Megan's organised a special Taylor Swift themed surprise for you. Now, I was hoping it was going to be taking me to Taylor Swift. No, unfortunately. We've only got one trip and you're not allowed to win that. Cancel that dream, my friend. It's a cruel summer, so you haven't got that one.

Yeah, it is. It is loosely to do with Taylor Swift. Yeah, she is. It is loosely to do with Taylor Swift. Yeah. She's joined up emotionally and physically with an NFL player, Travis Kelsey, who's in the Super Bowl final on Monday, New Zealand time. Plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. And I tell you what, his popularity shot through the roof, hasn't it? Yeah, exactly.

This has done wonders for his career, this relationship. And he runs a bit of a fade haircut, doesn't he? Right. And they're calling it the most popular haircut since the Rachel from Friends. Now, his haircut is the top request at barbershops across the country. The buzz cut even has its own name. It's called, what else, the Travis Kelsey. It's called the Travis Kelsey.

So is that what I'm getting? Is that why I'm in a football top? Is that why Jeremy from... You may have noticed that we have Jeremy behind you. He is from Harbour & Co. It's a beautiful hairdresser barbershop who is going to give you, Ben, the Travis Kelsey haircut. It's quite short, the haircut, isn't it?

It is. I mean, but, you know, for circumstances beyond my control, I'm not eligible. But how does Megan, the Travis Kelsey haircut. It's quite short, the haircut, isn't it? It is. I mean, but, you know, for circumstances beyond my control, I'm not eligible. What if Megan get the Travis Kelsey? No, oh my God. If it's so popular. Yeah. John, I'm excited you want.

Yeah. I mean, what we're doing, is this radio in 2024? Oh, mate, you just got to get an adequate haircut and you're going to look probably not too much different than you look now. Megan, there's some more jeopardy. I'll bugger off. I'll get it first, and you get it afterwards, all right?

Text 4487. Should Megan get the Travis Kelsey? All right. I can say to her, it's short. It's short. It's very short, but all right. We can do that. Jeremy, have you noticed an influx of people

wanting to shave their head like Travis Kelsey? Absolutely not. So this isn't a thing? This is probably a thing more in America. Maybe not in New Zealand yet. Yeah, absolutely not. Well, you're just going to have to roll with it, mate. We'll ask you that question again.

Loads of people coming in. Yeah, plenty of them. Females as well, too, apparently. It's the most popular female haircut as well. All right. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast our favourite Taylor is not the one with

Swift as the surname it's Montoya yeah well that's a lie probably if Taylor Swift was in here we'd probably definitely be frothing

more over Taylor Swift than Taylor Montoya really well yeah of course why because she's famous so you don't know what

I'm going to become in this world but right now we're not giving away tickets to see you every hour. I don't see Taylor Swift in here writing all your little stuff and organising the bar barges in. No, she's not in here doing that. No, you're right.

So we probably should appreciate you more than we do Taylor Swift. She's done nothing for this show. Thank you. But Taylor, we went to your house the other day and witnessed you. We've spoken about Louis Your little sausage dog You're dashing I believe it's Dachshund Dachshund

Yeah I think we just say dashing Yeah we've bastardised how the pronunciation goes But this is the audio of what happened So we're at producer Taylor's house This is what we like to do We like to go to each other's houses after a show, don't we? We do, and we've just witnessed you talking to your dog, Producer Taylor. Yep, proud of it.

How do you talk to your dog? Louie, baby, where's my little baby? Louie, Louie, chichi. Here comes Louie. Hello, baby. Oh, my little blah, blah. Oh, my little chipolata. My little pookie.

I don't know how many different accents we attended there or how many people we offended with those. Listen, I don't come in your house and judge how you talk to your kids. There you go. A little zero to 100 there with the old Italian flair at the end too there, Taylor. Is it confronting hearing it back, how you talk to Louis? It makes me miss him. And all I was thinking is I leave the radio on for him while I go to work, so I hope he heard that.

Oh, he'll be like going up the radio. Really, yeah. Listen, do you think your dog goes, my gosh, that's patronising? Just talk to me normally. This is not doing good things for my cred. Especially out and about. There's people all over as well now. Look at.

Like, come on. I'm right here. Like, yeah. It's better than what Ben does. He goes up and he's like, Louis. Grr. Louis. Grr.

You try and wind him up, don't you? I do, yeah. We're good now. Me and Louis are good. He was really good with you, yeah. You started off with a bit of a fractured relationship when you brought him in here. Yeah. But yeah, so there's a special pet voice.

How does Marcelo, your husband, feel about the pet voice to Louis? Yeah, he hates it. He can't stand it. I think there's a bit of a jealousy there, actually. I think he wants me to say that to him. Maybe like, hi, Marcelo, my little baby. Because he's like, shut up. Why do you always talk like that to the dog?

And I'm like, wow, so I was a bit jealous here. I can kind of see where he's coming from. Now what we're going to do is we're going to make you phone Bogsy, our CEO, and talk to Bogsy in that voice. Hello, Bogsy. Hello, my little CEO. How are you? Yeah, definitely won't be working here long if you do that.

Okay, so I don't think anyone else is going to throw themselves under the bus with their pet voices. Do you have a voice for your pet? I mean, Megan, you've got a dog. Did you used to talk to your dog like that before you had kids? Yeah, I did. Now it's like, get in there, go to bed, see ya.

Yeah, he used to be my little baby. But now he's just... Well, if he needs some TLC. Is it TNC? TLC? TLC. Yeah, TNC. We'll go on with TNC.

Whatever TNC is. Bring him over and I'll talk to him. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Our producer, Taylor, will bring Taylor back in. We were at her house the other day and I heard her talking to her love of her life, Louis. Louis the little dashachshund. If you ever have to move back to Australia, not that we would ever want you or Marcelo to leave this country,

would you take the dog? Yeah, obviously. Why, do you think I'd just leave him? See you mate, it's been real. It's been a great time.

All right, mate, you're all good. Some food for the week and then after that you're on your own? You're on your own, yeah. If you moved to another country, would you take your dog? Yeah. So would you take your kids?

Of course, you've got to take the kids. You get in trouble if you leave them. Yeah. Oh, no, that's just good to know. I just wanted to know your level of loyalty, whether he was just a New Zealand thing. No, no, he's weird touch at the hip, me and that guy. But, yeah, this is how Taylor talks to her dog Louie.

Louie baby where's my little baby Louie Louie Chichi Hello baby come Baba Ganesh. Oh my little Chibbalata. My little pookie.

Baba Ganesh. Now we just joke. That's like a dip isn't it? Yeah Baba Ganesh. Do you eat a little Suvalaki as well? Chibalata. My little pookie. Baba Ganesh. Now we just joke. That's a good tip, isn't it? Yeah, Baba Ganesh. Did you say little suvalaki as well? Chippalata. Chippalata. We did joke that you should call Bogsy, our CEO of the company, with that voice.

Megan's texted him. He said, I can take a call. He doesn't know what for. Yeah. So that'll be for Monday morning. That'll be Monday. Monday on the show. Can we give you a call?

Yeah. We need to talk. Little Bogsy Wookie. So that'll be for Monday morning. That'll be Monday on the show. Can we give you a call and see if you talk? Yeah. Boogie, woogie. What is your pet voice, though? We didn't think anyone would be brave enough to admit it on the radio, but we appreciate these calls, the people that have called right now. They're coming through thick and fast.

We're going to kick things off with Warren in Auckland. Welcome to the show, Warren. G'day. Lovely to have you on, mate. Happy Friday to you. You talk to your pet in a cute voice. Well, I actually have three dogs, one cat, and some bees, and I talk to them all in different voices.

Oh, okay. Different voices. Okay. Let's start with the bees. How do you talk to the bees? Something like, oh, good girls. Look at that. You're doing so well.

Keep it up. Don't be a naughty one. You don't sting bees. I kind Look at that. You're doing so well. Keep it up. Don't be a naughty one. You're ghosting me. I kind of like that. You like that? That's an encouragement? Yeah. Good girls.

Keep it up with the honey. All that stuff you're doing in there. Okay, so that's the bees. Let's go on to the cat. What do you think you're doing? Don't you dare scratch me. It's a little bit more aggressive. Yeah, a little bit more aggressive. The cat's probably, yeah. He gets a bit aggressive, yeah. what do you think you're doing? Don't you dare scratch me. It's a little bit more aggressive.

A little bit more aggressive. The cat's probably, yeah. He gets a bit aggressive, yeah. And then on to the dogs, Warren. The oldest one, it's, come on, who's at the door? Let's get you out of bed. Come on, who's at the door? Get out of bed, come on.

She's like, ugh. I just want to sit here and wait for it all to end. And then the other two are the same age, and it's, buddy, get out of your sister's hole. What are you doing? What are you doing? It's not yours. And then with Luna, it's, stop being a bulldozer.

Don't eat your food. If you don't eat, you're going to get hungry. She's like Dr. Doolittle. You've got a lot of animals running your household, that's for sure. Hey, good on you, Warren. You, your bees, your cats, and your dogs. Have a great weekend, mate. We'll send you out some hell pizza as well.

Have a great weekend. Hey, we're going to head to Tauranga. Aaron, your pet voice for your pet, what is it? Yeah, mate, well, I've got a French Mastiff, and she's coming up too. And obviously you know how excited dogs get when their owners come home and Evie her name is and she snorts like a little pig and when I come through the door

and my wife comes through the door she's wagging her tail and I'm like hello my little pig hello my little pig and she'll go wagging her tail and she'll stop up and she'll start snorting again and that's my little pig I love you my darling

a real off brand there for Aaron I like it though he's like g'day guys Aaron here from Totem now Hayley thank you for joining us in the studio Hayley hosts the day show here on The Hits, and last night we had a

function, smoothing, mingling, whining and dining, the valued clients and customers of The Hits radio station. Yeah, it was great. And you were in attendance, and you were staying in a hotel last night. Yes, so I had a great night, and then went back, had a great shower in my wonderful

hotel room, thought thought i'm not going to go out to eat i'm going to order in and have room service so i stayed nudie in my towel the room service came had a lovely meal and then i thought i don't want this tray to sit in my room so i'll just put it outside the door and as i leant down, the door shut and I was So what? Are you naked? I'm naked with this tiny little bath towel wrapped around me in like the swankiest hotel

and I thought, shoot so I'm knocking on the door of my own hotel and there's no one in there You're like, please, has someone miraculously turned up? Did I bring anyone back? turned up did i bring anyone back please please did i bring anyone back so i thought i was looking for a phone to call in the corridor and i had to actually catch the elevator down a guy was in there and he quickly looked away and

didn't make eye contact and i wrote it did you explain to the person what was going on no i just said there's been an incident. They'll be like, oh my God, what's going on? Yeah, and as I get down in the entrance, there's this huge group of people leaving the restaurant and they all just turn because the elevator dings and it announced my arrival. The door's open and I'm just there in this tiny little towel trying to pull it over me.

And you're like, there's been an incident in the group. And it's not fair because which bit does the towel cover? Very little. Very little. I'm tall as well. And then the seas just part and I have to slow it. Everyone's quiet and I just walk through this crowd. And then the two women on reception see me coming

and their jaws just drop. And I get to them, I'm like. It was a nice hotel too, like a really fancy hotel. It was a very nice hotel. I think I saw, like, some presenters and people. So was the towel, like, what was the coverage? Was there bottom cheeks? It was, it was, if I cover my bottom cheeks,

there's going to be a little bit of the top cheeks out. So I kind of went halfway and I got to the reception and I just said, I'm naked, honey. I've locked myself out. And they could have said something like, don't worry, it happens to the best of us. And they just

stood there looking for about 30 seconds and went, we're so sorry. This has never happened. Let us get your room key this has never happened i feel like it would happen a lot not naked yeah they said not naked they said it happens often but we've never seen someone naked apart from a little bit of terry cloth in the main it was a new hotel though so maybe and prime time too like nine at nine nine p.m so yeah yeah not in the middle of the night situation overnight peoplevernight people may have seen.

There was like 20 people gathered around me watching to try and find out what had happened. No one had their phone out, did they? Oh, I wasn't making eye contact. I was looking at the floor and looking at my face. There's been an incident. So we've got Hayley with us from the day show on The Hits who had an incident.

There's been an incident at the hotel last night. Yeah, locked myself out of my room, completely stuck. He's apart from a very small towel. Happened to a friend of mine. He was in the middle of the night, went to go to the bathroom and he was sleeping. He was by himself, but he was sleeping nude and he just got the wrong door and ended up same situation as you

and then went, I can't get back into the room. At least it was the middle of the night. He only went down at 9pm when everyone's leaving the restaurant. And he found going towards the, he's like, I'm going to have to walk downstairs, going towards the elevator. There was like two sort of chairs by the elevator and there was a cushion. And so he grabbed the cushion. And that was his coverage as he sort of rode the thing down.

As soon as he saw the guy on reception, he's like, all right, man. I think he knew what to do. Would they have charged the cushion to his room? Yeah, all right, mate. I think he knew what to do. Would they have charged the cushion to his room? Yeah, because you probably don't want to put that cushion back afterwards. No, dry cleaning fee. I mean, the advantage of being a gentleman is you've got one main coverage area that you're really concerned about. But, I mean, you're looking after two bits of real estate.

Well, three if you want the back covered as well. Probably the least of your worries, though, at that point in time, the back. Well, I would think they could probably charge a good fee for the people staying in the hotel last night. Yeah. So we wanted to make you feel a little better. We didn't know if anyone else had suffered the same incident as you had, Hayley. Yeah, Hayley. We'll go to Porirua.

Helen, you're on. Welcome. How are you? Great. How are you? Good. How's P-Town? Oh, great. We're recovering from a huge white hair day. Oh, right. Big white. Still. Great, how are you? Good, how's P-Town?

Great, recovering from a huge white hair day Oh, big one, still It's Friday Wow For us it's a really big event in the city And my team runs it, so Oh, right There's a bit of recovery Yeah, a lot of admin recovery I imagine on the back end

A lot of clean up Oh, I bet, I bet. So you've locked yourself out of a hotel room or someone else? No, so I used to work in a hotel, and we had a swipe card system, and you needed the swipe card to get to all areas, including spa pools. And one of our customers had gone into the spa pool, and we discouraged them going in without clothes on, but obviously he'd taken his own ideas.

And he'd gone out the wrong door when he thought he was going to the toilet. Uh-oh. And he'd locked himself out of the spa pool, completely naked, and had to come to reception to get his head back in. Oh, jeez. You're asking for trouble, Rudy Nudy, in a public spa. What's he doing? To his credit, he owned it.

He didn't cover his family strutting. That's the other option, Hayley, you could have just gone. I should have just taken off the towel, had my own face on. Matter on the dance floor. You're like, I'm Kanye West's girlfriend. Helen, is that a go back and look at the security footage situation as well,

Helen? Hell no. No, no, no. Something you don't ever need to see again. Etched into your memory. Love it. Thanks for your call. Have a wonderful weekend. You too. See you later. We'll go to Sarah. This has happened to a friend of yours, says. Yeah, my mate

was travelling overseas and she is unfortunately a naked sleeper and a sleepwalker when she drinks. Dangerous combo. Really dangerous. And she just met this new guy who is now her husband. I don't know why he's stuck around, but there

you go. And she was boozed one night and they were staying in a hotel and she wandered out of her room and ended up in the foyer and it wasn't manned at that hour of the morning. It was about four o'clock in the morning and she ended up curling up on a wee chair in the foyer. Having a sleep. She was woken at about 6am By two security guards So she's sleeping

Naked in a fetal position On the couch Uh huh yeah Oh Does it make you feel better Hayley It does It does

But seriously You were surprised That your friend's husband Has stuck around Has there been more Than one incident Yeah It's happened to her

Once before She ran naked Down the hallway in the hotel as well. She still sleeps naked. Be like, now it's time for clothes. Especially in hotel situations, right? Some life lessons she hasn't learned there. Hey, Sarah, thank you so much for your call. Appreciate it.