Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Show Highlights: The Baby With A Big ****

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Jono's mates weird flex.. In love with the in laws! Worst song ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hits, with the Jono and Ben podcast. Thanks to Challenge, putting the service back into service stations. Thank you for joining us. We've got an extra cast member on the show today. Producer Taylor's brought in her tiny little dachshund, dog, Louie. Louie's just had a certain part of his anatomy removed yesterday. How's he feeling? Look, he was docile yesterday, but now he's full of energy already, and I wasn't expecting that. I thought he'd be high as a kite. He's like, you've cut those.

It already looks like you've cut my legs off, and now you've cut those off me. He's like, what else could you do to me? Louis is very protective. The one time we met Louis beforehand, when we filmed something at your apartment, it didn't seem to, it wasn't comfortable with us visiting. No, yeah, he gave us a bit of a growl, didn't he?

And even today coming into work, I was like, mate, I work here. He's not a fan of Joel. He gave Joel the biggest growl. Yeah, which is fair enough too. You said sleepless night, no sleep. It's been a hard night if you're Louis' mum. So, yeah, he's just that clone, eh? It's so a hard night If you're Louis' mum So yeah It's just that cone It's so inhumane for them

Oh we're in the cone of shame The cone yeah So today I'm going to go to the shops And buy him a little power suit He can wear instead He's a very pampered dog isn't he We have to put the same cone on producer Joel To stop him from licking his bits as well

In the morning It's quite confronting isn't it him from licking his bits as well. In the morning. It's quite confronting, isn't it? That's probably why the dog was growling at you. Well, good luck to his recovery. Thank you. They must be like, because they wouldn't know what they're going in there for.

And they're like, this is just another day. Okay, this is a fun experience. And all of a sudden, a knife comes out. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. Yeah, and he wasn't very excited to see us either. I think he knew what we had done to him. Yeah. He's like, this is you.

This is all on you. It's your fault. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Family tracking apps. They're a popular feature nowadays, aren't they? Yeah. Really tough for the kids to get away with stuff nowadays, isn't it? Apart from vaping and ram rating.

They seem to be doing a fine job of that. But a lot of families I know are employing the use of Life 360 and other ones like it where you can just keep a track of everyone. Just to see where you are. How does that make you feel? We're not on that. No, we're not on that. I've got like a find my phone situation. Same thing, isn't it?

Yeah, but I don't ever go on there to kind of go, oh, such and such and that. No. We haven't had that discussion as a family or anything yet to sort of do that. So I guess, yeah, we're kind of just, everyone does their own thing. We just text and go, how far away are you? I'm like, dinner's ready. How far away are you? Just leave it.

Man is like, just leave your work now. All right. Yeah. How far away are you? Yeah. You make up for it in Just leave it, man. It's like, just leave your work now. All right, well, yeah. How far away are you? Yeah. So I don't, I couldn't just do that. You make up for it in text. Yeah, exactly.

Well, I was talking to a gentleman yesterday outside the school, and he's like, guess what my in-laws want me to do? They want him to sign up to Life360. So there's a big, wide thing, a big, wide tracking thing. Now, there's an actual, there's a legitimate reason, is big wide tracking thing now there's an actual there's a legitimate reason is that his in-laws

they pick up the kids from time to time drop the kids to him at work so they're not right trying to keep an eye on him because he's wondering what he's up to

no but he's like I feel slightly less than comfortable having the in-laws know or having the ability to know my every location

no fair enough the problem is when you say you don't want to be tracked though everyone's like what when you say you don't want to be tracked though everyone's like what are you up to yeah why are you what's yeah but but i feel like yeah i know i know what you're saying but at the same time you're like well i could do my own thing and i don't need everyone going oh he's such and such now oh he's gone to burger king four times in a day yeah that's that's bad i do that you know and i hate for other people to have to witness that on an app.

But yeah, he's a bit caged. And he said, oh, listen, I don't know if I want to sign up to it. And it's purely just for privacy reasons, really. But that's an awkward conversation to come back to, isn't it? For him to go, oh, do I really want to do this? And they're like, what? Why? Why don't you? Because I'm having four fingers.

I don't really know what you're knowing about the ball. Okay. Can I be honest with you? So I said I'll try and make you feel better today on the radio. He didn't mind us talking about it. But 0800 the hits 4487. Are you in love with the in-laws? Would you not mind being tracked by your in-laws?

Right. So we want good stories. Because I guess sometimes. Because everyone's like, oh, in-laws, you know, those. We're not taking that angle on the hits, mate. No. We, so we want good stories. Because I guess sometimes everyone's like, oh, in-laws, you know, those sorts. We're not taking that angle on the hits, mate. No. We're positive.

That's right. Apart from when we rinsed out crazy for an hour ago. Forget about that. This is positive broadcasting. Okay, so good stories about in-laws. Why are they the best thing? The best thing around?

Why your family? Okay, 0800 the hits, telephone number, Joyce. Say five nice things about Joyce. Oh, Joyce is, yeah, a man of my wife's son. She's great. I mean, yeah.

She's one. She's great. I mean, yeah. She's one. She's great. She is great. Well, yeah, she does a lot to help us out with the kids and stuff. And even as you said, you give me a bit of grief about it because Amanda, my wife, went overseas for a few months while I was working on a TV show. I lived with Joyce, just the two of us.

Oh, great time. Yeah, that's great. I almost got to say, Amanda, you can stay over there, mate. Things are great. Some of the best times of my life. Dinner is washing. I'm like, it was, oh. I went back fondly.

Hang on, I didn't mean to go there for that. Okay. Is that not what you wanted? Just a second. Too much. Too much. Are you in love with the in-laws? Is the Topical 800 the hits telephone number?

And Sarah, good morning. Hi, morning. in-laws is the Topico 800 that hits the telephone number. And Sarah, good morning. Hi, morning. In-laws. Yeah, I have some pretty good ones. Yeah, you love your in-laws? Very much. My mother-in-law, she will call me and either I'll be on the toilet or she'll be on the toilet.

Okay, so you're both very regular. Yeah, 90% of the time one of us is on the toilet Do you answer the phone while you're on the toilet? Yeah Oh, you do? Have you ever thought about maybe not answering the phone And then just calling back when you're not on the toilet? No, because sometimes it's really important

And she's pretty forgetful, so she'll forget Okay, right, so it's a must-answer situation No matter when nature is calling Yeah, literally. How many times has this happened? How many conversations have you had while both being on the bathroom? Well, she's been my mother-in-law for the last 11 years and it happens maybe, I don't know, well, maybe two times a month.

Oh, two times a month. Oh, that's very regular. Who was the first person that initiated the bathroom call? I think it was her. Right. She's like calling and you were like, oh, okay. How did you know that she was on the toilet though? Well,

she's normally when she calls me, she calls through Facebook Messenger and she video calls. Oh, so then you answer, it's a video call. Yeah. So you'll pick up the video call. Gee whiz. Yeah. And you're still working through the other stuff too while you're holding the conversation.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, you've got multitasking. That's impressive. It's quite a different kind of situation. Yeah, well, you've got to bed. Joyce is calling. FaceTime. No, no, no, no, not in the bathroom.

Not in the bathroom. No, only probably my partner and my mother-in-law are probably the only ones I'd do it with. I probably wouldn't to anyone. I wouldn't FaceTime anyone. I would. I'd be like, if someone, if I could, if a man in my wife's face, I'd be like, oh, not now. I'll pick it back up. Yeah.

How often are you on the toilet? Because you also have to have the impeccable timing of them calling you the exact moment you're on there. Yeah, well, she normally calls me when I get home from work, and that's normally the first place I go when I get home from work. I see what you're saying. Good on you. Good on you, Sarah. Appreciate your call.

No worries. Have a great day, mate. You too. See you, bud. Tristan, talking in-laws, welcome. How are you? How are you? You're bloody good.

It's your father-in-law. Correct. He's never driven in his life. He's passed away now, but yep. What, he never drove? Never drove. 86 years old when he passed, and he never drove a car. Not at all.

How did he get around? On a push bike. Oh, I was going to say, not the bloody public transport system. Yeah, nah, nah, nah. You can't get done drunk in charge of a push bike. So how far would he bike, distance-wise? Well, he only lived in a small town. We're from down the west coast of South Island,

but yeah, he got about, mate. He got about. So was it more to enable his drinking? Yeah, possibly. Possibly? Yeah, right. He had no inkling to drive at all. Some people don't.

Some people aren't driving people. I get that. Yeah. So he no inkling to drive at all Some people don't Some people aren't driving People I get that Yeah So he obviously People would drive He lost a few bikes over the years Forgot where he put them And stuff like that

Had the odd accident Don't get me wrong He crashed a few bush bikes And hit himself And yep Oh good Yeah like never ever drove Well

86 years of Of not driving Good on him Yeah yeah Hey never, ever drove. Well, 86 years of not driving, good on him. Yeah, yeah. Hey, no, and like he lived to be 86. He smoked and drunk his whole life. So it just shows you if you keep fit this year, you're all right, eh? Hey, Tristan, thanks so much for your call. Good as, mate.

Got lost again. Like I've lost the plot on the internet there, Ben. And it was because I clicked on an article about Britney Spears, who's just broken up with her husband, so he's filed for divorce, around about 12 months after they got married, and it clicked me off to, you won't believe, the

top 12 of the shortest celebrity marriages of all time. I believed a lot of them. I said, you won't believe? I was like, I believe all of these. You've gone to the trouble of researching them and giving me the lot of them. Okay. Yeah. I said you won't believe. I was like, I believe all of these. You've gone to the trouble of researching them and giving me the stats on them. Yeah, true. Why wouldn't I believe this?

Yeah. And I imagine some of them you would have known about, wouldn't you? Already. Yeah. This is just a bit of a refresher. Yeah. First one, 12 days of marriage, Pamela Anderson and film producer John Peters. I didn't even know she married a guy called John Peters.

John Peters sounds like someone who's definitely made up a name to avoid being investigated by the tax department. What's your name? John? John Peters? Yeah, you're right. It does feel a little bit like. Okay.

That was interesting. So 12 days. However, John Peters and Pamela Anderson amicable split. He's left $10 million to her in his will. Oh, wow. When he passes. Next one. Nine days.

Shortest marriage. Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman. I knew they were hooking up. I never knew they got married. Yeah, they're married. I mean, there were some wild times from Dennis Rodman. It still is.

Yeah. It seemed like a very erotically physical relationship. And I guess nine days long and in between the moments of passion, you're like, we've got nothing to talk about. So then maybe they decided to pull pin. Yeah, right. This is an interesting one. Four days.

Four days. Nicolas Cage. Yeah. The actor got married to Erica Kweke. I hope I pronounced that all right. But Cagey on the details about this relationship. But I couldn't really see their history. They were, by the looks of it, together for about four or five years before they decided to get married.

And how long did they get married for? Four days. Oh, right. So they were together for a long time. And a long lead-in. So they knew everything about, you would have thought about each other, and then four days into it,

go, oh, I don't know. I think it was a Vegas bender. Oh, yeah. That can happen. Then he was gone in 60 seconds after those four days. And 55 hours. Again, you can blame this on waking up in Vegas.

Britney Spears. She got married. Was that Jason Alexander? It was. Again, you can blame this on waking up in Vegas. Britney Spears. She got married. Was that Jason Alexander? It was. It was, but not the guy who was George of Seinfeld. That's also his name. Yeah. But not the same, different Jason Alexander.

He would have been doing a few Google searches, Google alerts popping up that day. People would have been texting him, and you'd be like, no, no, not me. But yeah, 55 hours. And for 55 hours, Jason Alexander probably thought he was the luckiest guy on earth. And then it was all over.

And then it was all over. I've had indigestion that's lasted longer than that marriage. Do you know the shortest marriage of all time, though, non-celebrity? Three minutes. So a couple walked into the courthouse. They got married. They were walking out of the courthouse. The bride tripped up and fell over.

The groom laughed at her. And she walked back in and filed for the divorce. And the judge is like, yeah, you can annul that marriage. That seems like decent grounds. That was three minutes. Three minutes. In and out. There we go.

You usually don't start laughing at your husband or wife or partner You know, sort of five or ten years into the relationship Do you? Every time I hurt myself, Jennifer laughs nowadays It's the joy of marriage The hits, the Jono and Ben podcast Now, I don't know You, Sienna and Nindy, are they prolific losers of items?

No, not to that Yeah, no, so I think it's like It might just be A boy thing Because I send Oscar to We send Oscar to school They've got a uniform And

They're They're bloody good They could They could be like Copperfield Or Criss Angel Things magically disappear Right yeah

But the good thing is too When you When you send them off With the uniforms to An all boys school Other stuff magically Comes back as well Oh right Stuff that's not yours But the good thing is, too, when you send them off with uniforms to an all-boys school, other stuff magically comes back as well. Oh, right. Stuff that's not yours.

I'm like, who's Sione and why do we have his underpants and one of his socks? Right. You know, it's just a melting pot of uniform. Yeah, right. And anyone's uniform. Yeah, because I guess it's all the same in a lot of ways. Exactly. I mean, underpants are probably a side, but everything else is all the same,

so you probably are accidentally picking up stuff. Yeah, like we'll send him to school with a jacket. He'll come back with a completely different jacket, three sizes too big. And it's just, I think for the next seven years or so, that's going to be it. It's going to be a revolving wardrobe of other students' clothing that kind of hopefully at the end of the day makes up some form of a uniform. You know? It's been a huge loss though.

Calculators, gone. Oh, they're gone. Yeah. Balls, socks, shorts, jerseys, jackets. But then, like I say, it's a roundabout. Joel, you went to the same school. Did you suffer the same fate? Yeah, I used to lose hop cards prolifically as well.

Getting on the bus was a mission without one. Yeah, well, you're right. Illegally, yeah. I think generally you just can't get off the bus without a hop card. Can you use other people's hop cards? You can, but back in my day, mate, you couldn't. Yeah, right. Oh, people couldn't sort of buzz you in, swipe you in.

Long walk home. That's how you learn a lesson back then. Yeah, so shout out to all the students going to school with one sock around their ankles and the other one halfway up their thigh this morning because they're mismatched. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you'll find someone else's.

It'll work out in the end. The Hits. The Jono and Ben Podcast. Like yesterday, I got in trouble with my wife for something that I did. And I was like thinking about it afterwards. I was like, how did this result in me getting into trouble? So for a while now, our car's been about 10 years old so it's been close to 10 years old so i've been kind of time to upgrade the car you've been saying

that for a couple of years and you're like i don't want to do it i don't want to i'm not a car person i don't have a huge you know like it's been like two or three years you've been saying and i was like it's just so much money for a car and all that sort of stuff but i finally like no i need to do it so i'm going to do it so i we got a car it's not a new car or anything it's a couple years old but we're like well it's an upgrade on what we had. And so yesterday the car was ready to go pick it up from the dealer that I bought it from. So I went and the dealer messaged me, went to pick it up, got the car, brought it home. And my wife, the first thing she says to me, instead of going, oh, right, the car's here.

That's great. It was like, oh, I didn't get to say goodbye to the other car. That was the first thing she said. She's like like am i never going to see the other car again i'm like well no because i dropped it off it was a trade-in situation you know about this she's like well i didn't get to say goodbye i didn't get to thank the car for the years of hard services that's done you know the kids that we've you know driven around it was a reliable car too it was reliable car i was like well yeah and then my daughter sienna came out and i'm like there's a new car i was like oh great maybe she'll be excited she was she was excited she goes where's the other one i'm like it's in the shop trade in mate she's

like oh i didn't get to say goodbye to the car either i'm like what is it with everyone wanting to say goodbye to the car just well how is that ritual going to go exactly like the car doesn't know you've said goodbye to it my wife is actually like, without a word of lie, anytime we would stay at a hotel or whatever, when we leave, she would always out loud thank the room for having us. Thanks very much for having us. And it means a lot to the room. Oh, you're some of the nicest guests I've ever had.

It's a thankless job being a hotel room. Yeah, that's right. You're right. You know, all those MIQ rooms that never got thanked for the whole process. But I asked myself, why did this turn into something that I'd done wrong, that I didn't give the family the opportunity to say goodbye to the car? In your defense, though, why would you even factor in a goodbye, an emotional goodbye?

That's what I was thinking. There was no emotion. Now we've had, as you say, I've been saying it for years, we need to get rid of the car. You've had three years to say goodbye to it. We've all come to terms with the fact that the car was going. So why do I need to tell everyone that it was going to go? Well, hopefully they might see it parked somewhere in a mall.

Is that HSRY? Oh my God, it's our old car. I'm going to go say hi, see how it's going. It's not like one of the, it's not the movie Cars. We're not looking at Mater and all that sort of stuff. Lightning McQueen. But anyway,

I got into trouble for that yesterday. So that really tarnished the new car process. It's not as fun driving it now, is it? Yeah, you're like, they don't like you yet, buddy.

They will one day, one day they'll want to say goodbye to you as well. The hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Now, I mentioned something yesterday that my friend claimed a few years ago. And the more I think about it, the more it unsettles me.

So when he had a baby, he was a baby boy, very proud dad, and that's fantastic. Nothing, I would never throw any shade at anyone who's a proud parent. Yeah, that's great. Not at all. But his big claim to fame, which he boasted to me, was as soon as his baby boy came out,

the doctor held it up and said, that's the biggest one I've ever seen. Well, as far as the baby goes. Not talking about the baby. Talking about an attachment to the baby. Oh, the male anatomy. Yeah, just referencing a particular part of the body. Well, the doctor said this. The obstetrician. So held the baby up. So held the baby. Oh, the male anatomy. Yeah, just referencing a particular part of the body. Well, the doctor said this.

The obstetrician. So held the baby up, turned, allegedly, turned to my friend, looked at it and went, that's the biggest one. I've been doing this for 20 years. That's the biggest one. Now, and I was telling the story to you yesterday, and I was like, no obstetrician in their right mind Is ever going to pick up a newborn baby

A baby To the father who doesn't know Complete straight Doesn't know the banter levels If it was the obstetrician's friend or something Turns out he goes That's the biggest one I have ever seen So he's coming

And he's telling the story to everyone. And I can pick, like, no one's going to, you know. You're right. There's a level of professionalism in the medical industry. I would hope. The doctors go around. You think afterwards they'd probably talk, you know. Yeah, it's a group chat, you know.

Oh, did you see that, mate? Oh, yeah. Biggest one in 20 years I've been doing this job. But you're right. You're not going public with it. Not a doctor. No. the most professional of all.

And then I'm like, it's such a weird claim to fame for him to have that he tells everyone. The doctor says that, yeah. Maybe he's made this story up in his head. And now he's tricked himself into believing it. We'll announce the weekend coming to New Zealand this year, Thursday, 7th of December,

just before Christmas, Eden Park, which will be amazing. The one New Zealand pre-sale happens the 25th, which is this week, and then there's another pre-sale later, and the general tickets go on sale 1st of September. The weekend will be incredible. The irony not lost, it's on a Thursday night. Okay. Heading into the weekend, I guess. We will be incredible. The irony not lost. It's on a Thursday night. Okay. Heading into the weekend, I guess.

We will acknowledge that. Now, it's the weekend for producer Joel anyway on a Thursday night. Now, producer Taylor, our other producer, you are obsessed. Yep. Aren't you? Yep. Love him. I'm going to pitch a scenario to you.

Okay. The weekend, performing a concert. Yep. Marcello, your wonderful husband. Yeah. NRL grand final. a concert. Yeah. Marcelo, your wonderful husband. Yeah. NRL Grand Final, same night. Oh. You've got AAA passes to both events.

So I would meet him. Yeah, you definitely meet him as well in this hypothetical situation. Do the Warriors win? No, they lose just. Oh, we get it. But if they win, then imagine that. Your ultimate event would be the weekend

performing halftime at the NRL. Yes, that's a Super Bowl and the Warriors win, of course. amazing,

I choose that. Now, you're a massive fan, but also Jen joins us. Welcome from West Auckland, Jenbo, how are you? I'm not three bad,

how are you? No, we're doing well. Taylor, a huge fan, and we understand you're obsessed with the weekend as well. Yeah, I'm married to him. He's doing well. Taylor, a huge fan. And we understand you're obsessed with The Weeknd as well.

Yeah, I'm married to him. He's my husband. Okay, all right. She's saying it with confidence as well. Did The Weeknd have a choice in this? Maybe we don't want to give you these tickets if you win, actually. Maybe you won't be allowed within 100 metres. Okay, so we're going to play a game with you both.

It's basically the first one to dip out. So this is the week end. You need to finish the end of the weekend song, okay? So we'll go one for one. We'll go over to you, Jen, first. We're going to play some of our weekend song. This is I Can't Feel My Face. We're going to stop it, and you just need to say or sing the rest of the lyrics,

the next line, okay? Oh, no, okay. stop it and you just need to say or sing the rest of the lyrics the next line okay oh no okay but I love it low-hanging fruit to begin with yeah hey, I don't know if it is. So Taylor, your chance to win these weekend tickets now. Here's your song. And make it last forever babe. That's it! That's it! How is that not right? Can we listen to the end of the song Producer Joel No that's cheating Because he says that same line Twice in the course

You just didn't specify Which one that was I'm sorry You'll have to go to the NRL Grand Final You're missing out You're missing out Look how fine up you are Mate I'll walk out

And leave the show And you can produce For the rest of the show Controversially We're giving you the tickets. Well done. You go to the weekend. Thank you so much. And some tense vibes in the studio this morning.

Out on round one. On a technicality. I know what you mean, Taylor. Yeah, thank you. Yous did that on purpose. So yous can shout my tickets in. Oh, I am so, so, so, thank you

guys so much. The Hits Worst Song Ever. Alrighty, we are doing the best song ever, 8 o'clock. I haven't seen what's coming up. You said this is an epic battle. Yeah, it is. For the best song ever. But we are acknowledging the worst song and in this round...

The hit's worst song ever. Round one. Song one. Crazy. Crazy Frog. If you think that's the worst song. Song two. Well, what do you think the Baja Men, Who Let The Dogs Out,

is much more of a crappier song? Then you need to let us know. Four, four, eight, seven on the text. Now, load of text pouring in. Danny, before we get into the voting, Danny wants to defend one of the artists. Oh! You want to defend Danny which one?

I want to defend Crazy Frog. Okay. You guys are being too mean to him. He is awesome. Just gives you a pick-me-up. He's got the coolest, funkiest beat. You're sad, you put it on the radio Oh just

It's great You're saying you wouldn't You wouldn't know he had his doodle out Unless you looked at the video You wouldn't have known He had his doodle out You're right They didn't even pixelate

The doodle did they Well no one noticed At all No one noticed It was blurred for ages as well So Okay so Don't be mean

So you want No okay Don't be mean to the animated frog Okay so crazy frog Okay well So you like the song Therefore you're Don't be mean to the animated frog. Okay, so crazy frog. Okay, well, so you like the song, therefore you're not voting for it to carry on in the competition, right? So you're putting a vote in to

the nine of the Baja men and their dogs. Yeah, so stupid. Okay, alright. That's stupid. Love it, Danny. I love the passion for it. I love it. Alright, so we'll put the vote in for the Baja men being the worst of those two songs. Yeah, now, which is the worst song ever, Nicola, in Auckland, Jerome?

It's got to be Crazy Frog, definitely. Great, yeah. Well, I feel like it is. Just because no one's ever got home and gone, you know what, I might relax and put on Crazy Frog. It was a banger, though, wasn't it? It was a huge song, as was the Baja Men's, Who Let The Dogs Out. But why was it so popular

Was it popular for the hate listens You know like people tune in to us Ben For the hate listens I want to hate them even more than I already do Well we're looking at the stats Producer Taylor's collated them on the text machine Thank you very much for your votes And is Danny still there

Danny What's not funny sorry Danny, are you there? What's not funny? Sorry, Danny. He doesn't go home and put that on. I do. I love you. I love you.

I know you're still defending it. I know you're passionate, but Danny, guess what? I know I'll lose. It's all good. But that means you'll hear more of it in the competition. So in a way you win.

In a way you win. That's cool. Okay, so you want to keep going because we're going to play the winning song or the best song ever in a way, you win. In a way, you win. That's cool. Okay, so you want to keep going because we're going to play the winning song of the best song ever in its entirety at some stage. You might get Crazy Frog. Oh, brilliant. 96% of the audience disagreed with you, Danny,

but it's good to be unique. Yeah, I love it, Danny. I love the passion. Thank you so much for your call. All good. Keep well. She's a little disappointed. They're being mean.

They're being mean. Like, normally I'm the first to feel good, but I'm like, she's a little disappointed. They're being mean. They're being mean. Like, normally I'm the first to feel good, but I'm like, it's an animated frog. That's why he was happy to be mean to her. Maybe I'm like, I take it back. I'm feeling sorry. Well, I guess there's human beings behind that animation. Yeah, you're right. And that's who you're cutting deep.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. I feel bad now, too.