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Episode Date: November 28, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Hits with the Jono and Ben podcast. Thanks to Challenge, putting the service back into service stations. Ben and I had to go to the chemist yesterday to pick up some very embarrassing items. Well, I feel like they're embarrassing items at 41 years old. My teeth are getting a little sensitive, so I had to buy some Sensodyne. And then the old indigestion sometimes plays up as well, so double down on some Gaviscon. And I'm like, geez, am I here? I feel like I'm two weeks away from joint pain medication, probiotic gut health medication, that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:00:37 And I actually had an ulterior motive for going into the chemist, and it's not because I have the mouth in a digestive system of an 86-year-old, because I injured my elbow the other week. About three weeks ago, I fell off the electric scooter. You said it was coming. You predicted it. For 12 months, you're like, you're going to come off that thing. Yeah, I just know how fast I see you whizzing along the street.
Starting point is 00:00:58 In the middle of the road, totally. Oh, geez. Yeah, and I fell on my elbow, and I think I've chipped it in some way. And so now what has happened is the elbow has swollen up, and I am going through a process in the body. It's a magical thing, wonderful thing, of bursitis. Now what bursitis is is the blood flows towards the injured region and protects it, and it creates a bulbous effect on your elbow.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah. Very inflatable. Two sort of elbows going on at the moment. Yeah. And I just showed it to producer Taylor who joins us in the studio. You're waving it in Taylor's face. Oh, yeah. First thing in the morning too.
Starting point is 00:01:34 While I was drinking tea. I was just like, just push it with your finger. And all sorts. Oh, my God. I mean, just push it with your finger. It's like, you know, when you get someone a stress ball for Christmas, you're like, you look stressed out. Have this. Squeeze it. Push it with your finger It's like You know when you get someone A stress ball for Christmas You're like You look stressed out Have this
Starting point is 00:01:46 Squeeze it Push it with your finger Taylor You could not pay me There's not an amount in the world Yeah I've got to wait Like according to The internet
Starting point is 00:01:55 I need to wait for it to just slowly It'll slowly disappear over A number of years I'm glad the internet Is just the place you've gone to as well Okay Now producer Joel's just said How much for you to kiss it beta taylor i can't even nothing not one single thousand bucks no way
Starting point is 00:02:12 no way it honestly that makes my blood run cold i'm getting light-headed sitting it's only blood like it's not like infected with i don't care it looks like a second head It looks like you were born with a twin And that's where they're currently living In your elbow Right? It looks feral Ben will you touch it? Like if I had to touch it I would But I'd probably rather not
Starting point is 00:02:33 Definitely not kissing it better Five grand to kiss it No You want to do it for five thousand? No I don't want to be near you and your elbow Joel will you kiss it for $5,000 I'll drink the thing dry for $5,000
Starting point is 00:02:48 I'll drink it dry the pay gap on the show right there he's like mate whatever we'll do some stuff for $5,000 after 8 o'clock he drinks it dry no that's not happening I'm going to share something that is probably one of the more frustrating things in my life 8 o'clock, he drinks a drug. Oh, no, that's not happening.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I'm going to share something that is probably one of the more frustrating things in my life. When it happens, it's not happening all the time. This is sort of a, I'd say at least once or twice a month occurrence. To be honest, since kids have come into the equation, it happens a lot more frequently. It's when you put the washing in and then you pull it out and someone's left a goddamn tissue in their pocket. Oh, yeah. Happens all the time, doesn't it? Doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:03:32 And no matter how many times I'm like, let's just check we've emptied our pockets before you put stuff in the washing basket because I never check the pockets. No, and that's the thing. I always have myself to blame as well too. Yes, I always point fingers at the people that push. This is your tissue. But at the same time, I always have myself to blame as well. Yes, I always point fingers at the people that push. This is your tissue. But at the same time, I don't check the pockets.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I have gum, I have all sorts. It all goes through there, you know? Yeah. Sometimes when you've got a whole packet of gum and it goes through, I still eat the gum. Sometimes you're like, oh, give it a, yeah, it could be okay. Lovely soapy residue on it. But the tissues is annoying because it does kind of, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:02 it breaks up and kind of goes everywhere. Oh, and you pull it out and then like it's like a couple of bits of dandruff come falling out and you're like oh no, surely not. And you kind of lull yourself into a false sense of maybe it was just a couple of random bits of paper and then you pull the rest of it out and
Starting point is 00:04:17 it comes down like a snow shower all over the floor and you're like oh. And then sometimes it gets really bad and you have that sort of dusty white residue over all the garments
Starting point is 00:04:29 yes and it's whether you ride it out do you put it out on the washing line and go okay next time I wear this
Starting point is 00:04:34 I'm going to have a dusty look or do you have to put it in for another cycle yeah and I can see how that winds you up yeah how are we losing
Starting point is 00:04:41 one sock in a washing machine but all of a sudden magically chucking all these tissues in there Yeah So that's what we want to know this morning Oh, 100 the hits is our phone number 4487
Starting point is 00:04:50 What unreasonably winds you up? Do you know what unreasonably winds me up is The people that are quick to toot Now if you're at an intersection or whatever You're waiting at the lights or whatever You know, sometimes you're stopped Sometimes you're looking at directions on your phone Sometimes you're not quite paying attention
Starting point is 00:05:03 Sometimes you're watching Instagram videos And sometimes the light directions on your phone. Sometimes you're not quite paying attention. Sometimes you're watching Instagram videos. It's sometimes the light just changes and someone's bang on a toot. And sometimes it's not an aggressive toot, but I'm always like, all right, mate. That's always my thing. My kids are always like, you always say, all right, mate,
Starting point is 00:05:17 on someone who's just quite quick to toot. You're not doing it out the window though, so they don't know you're saying, all right, mate. No, and it's not like I've held them up for more than, what, two seconds. Some people are just waiting to toot, it feels like. And, jeez, that winds me up. Do you know I did that the other day?
Starting point is 00:05:31 And granted, I shouldn't have been looking at what I was looking at on the phone. And I got the toot, and I was like, oh, there was no cars in front of me. So I went through the green turning, and then as I turned green, it went orange and red, and then the person behind me got stuck on the red. Oh, yeah. And you're like, oh, sorry. That went unreasonably wide there. I'm like, dude, because they're like,
Starting point is 00:05:48 I didn't get to go through that light because this guy. And I'm like, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm saying that to myself. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Talking about things that unreasonably wind you up this morning on 100 The Hits. And we've got Elise joining us. How are you? I'm very good, thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:05 The sun is shining. Yeah, you can't be wrong when, you can't be bad when the sun's shining, can you? Indeed. Unless you're in a desert. Yeah. Anyway, let's not think about that. No, you're right, Ben.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah, and you've been, you've had a plane crash, the plane's landed, and yeah, no, you're dead right. Shocking thing for me to say. Elyse. You're killing off topic, come on. We are, thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Pull us back on topic. That's what winds our boss up. Yeah, it does actually, you're right. What unreasonably winds you up, Elise? When I come up to a D intersection, for example, turning onto a busy road, couples in front of you and they sit in the middle and turn right. That's a no from me.
Starting point is 00:06:41 That's a no. So you're wanting to do a left and the person in front is in the middle. They're hogging up all that beautiful intersection space. Correct. For some reason, they leave the indicator on to turn right until they're right there. I hear you. I mean, come on. I get it.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Something that does annoy me on the roads, too, is when you're travelling behind someone and all they're wanting to do is turn right into a street. And you get really upset that they're wanting to turn right and holding you up you're well within your rights you can turn yeah so rude so rude oh look and i was a person who honks honks the horn a lot but i've backed off oh you were very horny were you you could say do you i've just backed off and thought it's not worth it do you do you get frustrated when people just slow down and they're obviously looking for a number of a house or something or they don't look like they're stopping or going and they go ahead you're like
Starting point is 00:07:33 what are you doing yeah that wakes me up i do but i've really pulled back on on being the uh road rage lady i know listen we're all here on our high horses, but all three of us have definitely been guilty of all the things we've just complained about. Yeah, totally. Correct. Correct. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You're going to have a wonderful day, Elise. Lovely talking with you. Thank you. You have a great day, too. A great text here, 4487. People that don't know how to use roundabouts, they can be confusing, can't they? And speaking of roundabouts, Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:08:03 We're going to head there now, Virginia, the home of the roundabout. Hamilton, isn't it? It pretty much is. We've got a few of them. Yeah, you just flopped. Someone just decided one day, we're going to flop 39 roundabouts around this place. Now, what unreasonably winds you up, Virginia?
Starting point is 00:08:18 When people tell you to calm down. Oh, yeah. It really adds some lighter fluid to the situation. Especially when you're already wound up. Yeah. And you're Oh, yeah. It really adds some lighter fluid to the situation. Especially when you're already wound up. Yeah. You're like, oh. Okay, so what's your reaction when you get told to calm down,
Starting point is 00:08:33 when you're already running at 120? It's pretty much to fly off the handle unreasonably. Yeah. Raise it by another 50. I'm going to calm down. I'm allowed to be angry. Yeah. Do love a calm down. But the people who are saying the calm down are like, I know I shouldn't say this, but I'm going to calm down. I'm allowed to be angry. Yeah. Do love a calm down. But the people who are saying the calm down are like,
Starting point is 00:08:46 I know I shouldn't say this, but I'm going to commit. All right, calm down. I'm going to commit to it anyway. Oh, calm down. Yeah. Oh, thanks, Virginia. Emily in Taranaki, good morning. What unreasonably winds you up?
Starting point is 00:08:58 Morning, boys. When people take their shoes off in the doorway, they just walk up to the door, take their shoes off, and walk over them. Oh, yeah, so they're just sitting there in a giant pile. Yeah, and then you try to walk out, but you've got to walk on people's shoes. Yeah, I got you. You've got to know how to move them to the side. We sort of end up with a mound of shoes just sitting in the kitchen there by the front door.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yeah, see, I'm quite prone to walking past and just giving them a bit of a boot, and if you can't find them, well, it's not my problem. That's on you. Hey, Emily, appreciate it. Hey, great text here, Emily, if you're still with us, 4487. I hate it when women call me doll or love. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Drives me crazy. Champ for me. How you doing, champ? I'm not a champ. In no way, shape, or form Drives me crazy. Champ for me. How you doing, champ? I'm not a champ. No way, shape or form am I a champ. Emily, do you mind when you're called Dole or Love? Not really. I used to call everybody Love when I worked in retail.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Oh, okay. I was in trouble for it. But, you know, thanks, Love. Have a good day, Love. Thanks for your call, mate. Appreciate it, Love. The Hits, the Jono and Ben it love I met someone yesterday Who was about to
Starting point is 00:10:08 Embrace To A person which would mean They would be married a fourth time Been divorced three previous times And He was like listen I'm indifferent about getting married again Obviously
Starting point is 00:10:23 I'm not good at it But the person he's with Wants to get married Listen, I'm indifferent about getting married again, obviously. Yeah. I'm not good at it. But the person he's with is... Wants to get married. Exactly. Yeah, right. So he wants to make them happy. He's like, to be honest, if I had my way, I would probably not again. You know, zero out of three.
Starting point is 00:10:36 None from three. Would you go on a fourth? If you were in that position, would you go on a fourth? Well, it's probably... I reckon it's probably like moving house. Some people find it easier than others. Some people find it daunting when you're like, oh, my stuff and the admin and other people are like, eh, I moved to, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:51 you know these people that have moved to multiple houses and you know some other people that just stay in the one house. That's a really great analogy. You know, I imagine once you start moving houses, it's probably easier to move to the next one. You know, you've got your sister, you've got, you know how it all works that's probably my theory on it yeah like if you're in there and you move to multiple locations you're like it's not i'm used to moving on everyone else is like oh you gotta get the break out and put the things changing the names and the accounts hey we
Starting point is 00:11:18 could do that you know so i've got mates that moved and lived in so many houses and others that have been in the same one forever and ever. Yeah, you're right. And it's probably the same with relationships. Some people jump around, other people go, oh, it's, you know. Just too much. Too much to end it. I hear you. So this is what we want to open up this morning.
Starting point is 00:11:33 0800 THE HITS, text 4487. Listen, I'm going to be completely honest. I don't think we're going to get many calls. No, I was like, when you threw this out at 6 o'clock in the morning, I'm like, whew, good luck with this one. But hey. Now prove us both wrong both wrong you know we're sitting here we're the hosts of the show and we're like no one's gonna call well you've really narrowed things down haven't you like you've really like we're looking for people that have had multiple marriages you're not just looking for
Starting point is 00:12:01 people they've been getting people to call up at 6 in the morning stuff. But now we're like, well, no, just be a person. Be a person who's been married multiple times. And then be prepared to talk on the radio about it. We just want people. Have we got someone? Well, there's a text. Oh, okay, we'll get to this next. Well, we might have someone.
Starting point is 00:12:19 How many married? Most amount of marriages at 6 in the morning. We have no faith in this topic. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. We have no faith in this topic. The hits. The Jono and Ben podcast. And Lisa, you're on. Welcome from Auckland. Morning.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Morning. How are you? Great to have you on, Lisa. Number of marriages. What are you on? I'm on my fourth one. Wow. Why wow?
Starting point is 00:12:40 Wow. And she's like, why wow? Oh, are you saying why wow? Yeah. Well, the first one Was the practice one Yeah okay Yeah And the second one
Starting point is 00:12:49 Because the practice one Didn't really last that long The second one Was just the tester To see if I really Wanted to get married Yeah The third one
Starting point is 00:12:56 Just was completely wrong Yeah right And then I found the fourth one Was okay I've been there Since 24 years Oh 24 years That's a good that's a good, that's
Starting point is 00:13:05 a really great effort. Did you, were you a bit anxious about walking down the aisle a fourth time? No, because I, the third time I was a bit apprehensive. The fourth time I just, yeah, it was just seemed to be right. Has it always been a big full-on, full-blown
Starting point is 00:13:22 wedding, like four big weddings? No, three big weddings. The fourth one, I decided, no, it wasn't worth it. Yeah, you just went to the registry office. Yep. Yeah. People were like, I've got gifts every time for you. If Ben Boyce was your friend, he'd be like, I've bought you four presents.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bloody Briscoe's vouchers. Yeah. And, well, that's 24 million. There you go. So it doesn't matter how many times you get married. Eventually, you well, that's 24 million, there you go. So that's, it doesn't matter how many times you get married, eventually you end up on the right one. Well, yeah, eventually.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Yeah. Did you feel judgment from people? I don't care what they think. Good on you. Good on you, Lisa. I wasn't judging too, by the way. Have you worried? It sounded like it was when you went, wow, you know, at the start. It definitely sounded like judging, didn't it? Hey, Lisa, thank you for listening and i'm glad everything's uh everything's uh hunky dory now
Starting point is 00:14:09 have a great day zia you're on how many marriages for you zia no my name's paul oh how many marriages have you had? Yeah, I'm on my fourth. Fourth as well? The first caller, practice. Practice. And how long have you been in the current marriage,
Starting point is 00:14:34 if you're married currently? We've been married 10 years. We've been here. And she's a keeper. She's a keeper. You're like, no more. Not planning a fifth. Did you learn something from each marriage as you moved on?
Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah, don't trust Kiwi women. Okay. Okay. All right. There's a sweeping generalization there. All of them? Yeah. Every single one of them.
Starting point is 00:14:59 So you're not married to a Kiwi woman now? No, no. I've married to a Chinese lady and she's lovely. Oh, there you go. Well, hey, I'm glad you're happy. And a Kiwi woman now? No, no. I've married to a Chinese lady, and she's lovely. Oh, there you go. Well, hey, I'm glad you're happy. And that's a good takeaway. Don't trust Kiwi women. I've always said it.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I have always said it. I don't think that's the takeaway we need to take away today. Actually, no, just come through on the text. Someone who can beat both of these for the amount of marriages. More than four. Well, I'll be sure not to say wow. The hits. The Jono and Ben podcast.
Starting point is 00:15:23 The most amount of marriages. We just spoke to Lisa. She's on four. Paul, he's on four as well. And Daryl. Good morning, boys. How are you? We're doing well.
Starting point is 00:15:35 The most amount of marriages. What number are you sitting on, Daryl? Oh, me? I'm sitting on one, mate. One marriage, one divorce. But my father, he's a bit of a legend, eh? He likes moving houses and renovating, I suppose, on one, mate. One marriage, one divorce, but my father, he's a bit of a legend, eh? Like moving houses and renovating, I suppose, as you would say. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I don't know how he does it, but seven, mate, seven. Seven marriages. Wow. Seven marriages. So, yeah. The most worst one about it, pal. Like, I still get along with my father quite well now, but he actually
Starting point is 00:16:06 married my mother's mum. Oh! Did he? Mate, I didn't know whether it was going to be Nana Mum or Mummy Nana or... Yeah! Where did that leave the household? And there are your mum and your dad's relationship.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Do your mum and your dad talk now? No, not at all, no. So he's still with your mum's mum? No, no, no. She's passed away, so he got married another three times after that. Ah, right. Yeah, this was when I was younger.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I was probably 12 or 13 when he married her. And so what's been his longest stint of marriage and his shortest? Jeez, I reckon the shortest would probably be two years, maybe. And the longest, well, I wouldn't have a clue. All right, so two years is a decent amount of time, isn't it? Is he married at the moment? No, no, but he is, well, I suppose courting another lady is what you'd call it.
Starting point is 00:17:05 He's a busy guy. Fine young gentleman we are, but he's actually on his, pretty much on his way out at the moment. Yep. He's looking at getting married again. What now, is he? This guy. Yeah, yeah. Tell you what, that's inspirational.
Starting point is 00:17:22 He's only 88, so yeah. Has he had a marriage that you'd like, a wedding that you've gone to every time? I've been to three of them, I think. Okay. All the rest were before I was born. I'm the real baby of the family. Daryl, that's incredible. Seven times married.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Appreciate your time. All good. Have a good morning, boys. The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Oh, my wife had a go at me last night because, you know, I know that when you write down words in a text or an email, they can be misinterpreted, you know, what they actually mean. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:17:54 You can read an email or a text multiple ways, can't you? And sometimes I do like to put a little bit of humour in the email or the text. Yeah, you're a humorous guy. Yeah, but then I'm like, oh, je, I hope this person realizes this is a joke. My wife last night, she's like, could you stop just going ha-ha after everything? You've come across and exclamation marks. You're like, your texts and emails are full of ha-ha
Starting point is 00:18:18 and exclamation marks. It's a punctuation party, every message you get from Ben Boyce. She's like, you're overcompensating. You're making it so, wanting to know that this is a joke. And it almost comes across like you're laughing at your own joke. She's like, I'll put this as a joke. You'll like this one.
Starting point is 00:18:34 How many exclamation marks are you using at any one time? Oh, a lot. Half a dozen. So much. She's like, you're using it too much. You look like some sort of crazy person. Very enthusiastic texter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:44 And I was actually looking online because I was like, i'm sure that you know it's fine people think it is there was a there was an article from a place called wide.com and they were like hey don't use the exclamation mark it's better to play it cool than to look like a 12 year old writing youtube comments that's what they said a fine line between playful and desperate that's how they said. A fine line between playful and desperate is how they said it. Careful. Have you tipped over to the desperation category? Yeah. They said when you start overusing exclamation points,
Starting point is 00:19:13 you look like an amateur. It's an abused piece of punctuation in our world today. I'm like, oh, God. This is nice. We wrote a script. Remember we wrote a script and we gave it to Rachel, who's a liability, Rachel, and we handed it to her and her only feedback was, dear God,
Starting point is 00:19:28 can someone go through and delete all the exclamation marks? She's like, this is a funny bit. This is the hell of a bit. Before I read this again, these exclamation marks are driving me crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:37 So, yeah, okay. A fine line between coming across cool and desperate when it comes to these. What is it for? It's to punctuate a point, is it?
Starting point is 00:19:46 Well, that's what I think, yeah. Do you even know what you're using it for? Or you just like the look of it? I'm like, you know, I like to be like, oh, it's a playful way rather than like... But I just look like some sort of, you know, crazy deranged person.
Starting point is 00:20:01 The Hits, the Jono and Ben podcast. Now, if you've got an unused email account, Google have just announced they're going to start deleting an active accounts from December. So a lot of people would have accounts that have just sort of started to maybe get free subscriptions or maybe just back in the day when you had an email and you went, oh, geez, I really need to change that.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Now I'm a professional. Yeah, I'll put my hand up guilty of this. Ben, you know, I had an email for many years. Oh i really need to change that now i'm a professional yeah i'll put my hand up guilty of this uh being you know uh i had an email for many years all were cancelable in 23 it wouldn't stand up in 23 i was taking a side back and you know 15 years ago and going hey this email is not appropriate it didn't even stack up 15 years ago yeah so i won't talk about that one on here but i've also had uhames prior, no prior convictions. I've had that in an email address as well, just to be fully transparent with everyone you're communicating with. I feel like it was the time.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Clean record. When you get to start your email address, you probably don't think that you may be taking this through to all sorts of stuff. I remember traveling overseas, we were doing a TV show, and our director was talking to a manager of a big celebrity over there, and they were, like, organizing the details of this interview. And then we're listening to his phone conversation as he was talking to this manager, this agent.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And the guy's like, do you have an email? He's like, yeah, I do. And then he said it, sheepboy007 at Hotmail or something like that. As he said it, we were all like, oh my goodness, sheepboy007. Really sucked the professionalism out of this interaction. What sort of New Zealand outfit do we look like? I love it when people have to do it and you can see the dread in their eyes as they're like, bit of a deep breath.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Sheep Boy. Rizmeister41 at gmail.com. Jason Taylor, you had an old embarrassing email now. Yep, so it's TayTay underscore Dancing Queen at Hotmail.com. And you were a dancing queen. I was, thank you. Are you still a dancing queen or not so much? Not so much anymore, but with a few drinks in me, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:21:54 You were a cheerleader for many years, right? Yes. For the NRL. Yeah. Top of Abby Lee's pyramid for many weeks as well, I think, you and Maddie. So, yeah, well done. Thank you. There's a reference that only some people will get.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Big compliment. Is that the dance moms? Yeah. Yeah. Producer Joel, I imagine many email addresses with a funny number in the 60s involved in yours. Well, I think a lot of 68 people before him had taken these email addresses. I found that out the hard way when I was going to be a prefect in Year 13 at my school.
Starting point is 00:22:20 And he's like, mate, you might want to change your email from joel.sbc69. So this is the thing luxon if you want to get to anything let's go okay yeah teenagers you need emails invent your funny emails but then we cancel them all at 23 and then you can turn to adulthood and have a responsible email and there could be no judgment legally no judgment from businesses or people that they're applying to jobs to Until the age of 23 So what was your old email That you're hopefully not using anymore Your embarrassing old email The hits, the Jono and Ben podcast
Starting point is 00:22:54 Some of the old email addresses That you might have had That you have become an active from Google Have been deleted, which probably is About time, if they haven't been used for a while The problem is with email is you forget or you remember after you cancel an email how many important things you had signed up for.
Starting point is 00:23:11 That's the thing. Once you're in deep, it's very hard to change. My one bit of advice, I don't have much advice in life, is if you work for a company, don't sign all your stuff up to that company's email. Because then if you leave MediaWorks, for example, you realise how many important bills and stuff are going to MediaWorks
Starting point is 00:23:25 that they're never going to send to you. You've got no obligation. Yeah, you're right. They're going to stop your email account, aren't they? That's a slight dogleg of where we're heading, though. Embarrassing old email addresses. There are some beauties coming through on Facebook this morning. The hits breakfast.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Hot, short, blonde and sexy at hotmail.com. And you've just got the cringe emoji to that one as well. This is another great one. That's the one you have to say out loud. You're like, what's your email? Just get that for a receipt, you're like. Oh, dear God, don't. Oh, please don't make me say Hotshortblondandsexy.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Yeah. Chubbybunny at hotmail.com. Carebear22 is another good one that came through. Snotbubble at hotmail.com. Membear22 is another good one that came through. Snotbubble. Oh, Snotbubble. Hotmail.com. Memorable. Those are memorable ones.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Gothfiend. At hotmail.com. Party Boy for you. Oh, that's good. Yeah, there's a lot of responsibility we're placing on young people to come up with email addresses. So let's start with you, Linda. Your embarrassing old email address. What was it?
Starting point is 00:24:23 Okay, so I used to work at a medical centre and we had to have an email so I used calendargirl at hotmail.com and all these emails were going to the medical centre calendargirl and they were porn messages
Starting point is 00:24:39 alright wow calendargirl is an establishment which, strangely enough. Strip club. Yeah, well, there you go. It doesn't sell calendars. No, it doesn't.
Starting point is 00:24:52 We're going to send you along something a little more wholesome, family-friendly, family past the trolls. The Trolls Band Together, a new movie that's out tomorrow with Justin Timberlake and Anna Kintock. Oh, that'll be hilarious. Yeah, enjoy that. Good on you, Linda. Great one here on 4487, littlemissnaughty12 at hotmail.com.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Gary, you're on. The most embarrassing email address. Morning, guys. My first ever email address was just biggaz at hotmail. Biggaz. I love biggaz. Then it said to set up a password and needed to be seven characters, so I'll put Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, Donald, Chewy, Chewy and Louie.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I like Big Gaz. Now, did Big Gaz come back to bite you? Were you embarrassed to hand out the email address? Nah. I've always been of the large build, so yeah, it was just a bit of a playful name. Oh, good on you, big guess. Thank you very much for your call.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Now we're going to head to Nelson. How's Nelson today, Donna? Just starting to rain. Oh, boo. Never rains in Nelson. We've got the only day it's raining. Embarrassing old email address. So I lived in Bermuda at the time.
Starting point is 00:26:06 So when I was setting up my email, I was single and drinking a lot. So it was onthepits.co.uk. On the Pits. Great for job applications. Yeah, I didn't use that one. What's this music going to be like? Okay, yeah. We're going to send you along to trolls.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I had that one for years, and then they wanted to charge me for it, and I went, oh, yeah, no, I'd better get rid of this one now. Yeah, that's definitely not worth paying for. Definitely won't be. Thank you so much for your call, Don. I really appreciate it. I got a Trolls pack, all right? Yeah, you're heading along to Trolls Band together.
Starting point is 00:26:40 That's in the movies tomorrow. It looks really, really good. Maybe you can get on the piss.

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