Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Bathroom Invasion | Itty Bitty Bit

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

Ben witnesses a bold bathroom move that sparks a debate on toilet etiquette, long queues, and how far people will go when nature calls... Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night I went to a little event thing with my daughters and stuff. And one thing you notice is, you know, when it's like a half-time or one of those things, you know, you often use the bathroom. And being, I guess, the only one using the male toilets. We're the only one. Well, only one in my family. It's normally a lot quicker for me to go in and out. And this is one of those situations.

There was a huge long line that the girls were all waiting on. Yes, I feel really sorry for you guys on that front when you go to concerts and sporting games. Is there a way to speed things up? I know, because I feel like there must be all needs to be... Well, it's because you have urinals, right? Yeah, I mean, could you have, could you... I mean, is there a business in creating some sort of system where you kind of stand up and just put...

I think there has... A shewee. Yeah. But like, have like a tube and you just sort of stand up and it just kind of does the... I don't know, I'm brainstorming here, guys. Thank you. I appreciate it. I don't know if they...

It's probably not up for the men to probably decide on what it. I probably wouldn't stand against a tube? No. I know you could have your hands on your waist. And I go, good night, mate. How's it going? Anyway, so I was using the urinal last night. It was a huge long line.

And there was a couple people in the bathroom in the men's thing. But it was a lot quieter. Like I was pretty much straight in there. And then I just hear, not looking, not looking, not looking. And I was like, oh, that's a, that sounds like a lady's a voice, I guess. And I turned around. And it was like, and it was a lady walking through. And she had her sort of hand up, I guess, shielding her eyes.

as she made her way through the men's into the cubicle system there. Good on her. She just decided enough is enough of the line. I'm going through and she just came in with her not looking, not looking. But anything, I was like, is she looking? I don't know. Did you give that a go in their urinal? Not looking.

Not looking. A little bit of peeking. Oh, good on her. Were any of the guys annoyed? Was there any chat? I don't think so. We kind of just went, oh, oh, I guess it startled us briefly. because it was good.

And then she went into the, you know, the cubicle. And I was like, oh, I guess all good, you know. She's a great soul. I'm going to do that. Brave soul even walking into that, you know, smelly environment, to be honest. That would be my only thing. What's the state of your cubicles? It was relatively good.

Like, I probably wouldn't do it in a middle of a sports game or any of those sort of situations. It was relatively nice, I guess. But, yeah, there sometimes is, you know. Because if you did that in a woman's one, you'd probably get tackled. We would all be like, get out of here. Oh, yeah. I was wondering He's not waiting at mine!

I get arrested if I did that But yeah I was like, The reception was fine Yeah Yeah Well it was just me and another guy Oh my gosh

What's your hands in there? It should be an option I remember there's a bar We used to go out in town And it had You had the combo Didn't it? Communal like washing hands

And you went off to Yeah You'd enter through A male female door And then when you got in You're like Oh Everyone's in here

Something like that the other day And everyone that came in It was like, oh, oh, sorry. And then I was thinking, then someone else came and go, ooh, it was like, everyone that popped in, just went, oh. And then I was like, no, no, it's okay. But the person before me had done that to me, and I guess the person before them was like, everyone was like, yeah.

I'm like, yeah, maybe we start the, oh, bathroom. And you're coming through separate doors, but it's all open slather. What if I went to the men's bathroom here? Do you reckon anyone? No. Because I know people. Just go there, not looking, not looking, not looking, and the way you go.