Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Biggest Turn-Offs in Men’s Fashion | Itty Bitty Bit

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

A survey claims to reveal the mens clothes that are turn-offs. Megan quickly points out that Jono and Ben are guilty of more than a few...    Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & MeganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All right, Megan, let's have that it. What are you found? All right. Time for some workplace bullying. A survey has been done on the article of men's clothing that is a huge turnoff. So people were attracted to men. Why, who? Who?

You just say this survey. To be honest, it doesn't actually say. Doesn't back up with any information. It doesn't tell me how many. It doesn't quantify. But it does say a survey was done. Feels like a Trump press conference list, doesn't it? Okay.

And we know Megan well enough that she wouldn't be bringing this content to the program unless we were guilty of some of these crimes. Yeah, and I'm probably going to be guilty of most of these. I agree with most of these. So in there is those tank tops that guys wear. So I guess like a singlet top, but the ones with the side cut, and it is right from your armpit down. Yeah, right. So you can see like your side body.

Oh, your lats. Get the lats out. I don't think I've ever worn one of those. I don't probably have the confidence in my lats to get a side split. I think I've got one top that has one like that I got. Yeah, it's probably a beach. It's a beach pool situation. for me if I'm going to wear it

I wouldn't wear it to the shops or anything I'm not imagining you in a corporate meeting No I don't know Singlet guy Okay so guilty on one Guilty yeah kind of but I feel like in the right conditions Yeah okay

Graphic teas with edgy rude or funny slogans I've probably looking towards I'm a really funny one that says I don't need Google my wife knows everything I don't I'm not allowed to wear it I don't even buy it too My father-in-law got it for me I was like, this is risky clothing here.

My ex-again husband had an FBI. Remember everyone used to wear those FBI tishets? Female body inspeer. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Okay, no, I don't think I have too many of risky. No, I don't have any risky slogans. I don't have FBI.

Here's one that I hope neither of you are guilty of. I've never seen it. A cell phone pouch on your belt. Oh, no, I haven't got, no. I wouldn't mind one. I wouldn't, I wouldn't turn my nose up at a cell phone pouch. Makes you look like an undercover detective or something. You know, like you're on a sting.

A holster. It rings and you're like, whoops. I'll tuck it in, I tuck my t-shirt just behind it too, just so we run you. It's a guy. No, not for me, okay. Ankle socks are in there. Don't wear ankle socks anymore. Okay, I'll wear ankle socks.

Yeah. Who knows what socks you're wearing? Yeah. If you've got trousers on. Only with shorts, I would wear those. But yeah, no. Guilty. Okay, guilty.

Gene's sagging low enough. You can see undies. Yeah, sometimes they have us. Guilty. Guilty. Oh, God. Not in purpose. but yes, it happens.

Here's the number one, and I think this is going to get a lot of Kiwi men. It's when you wear clunky, lazy shoes, like generic sneakers or flip-flops, jandals. But the biggest one is crocs. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wearing crocs, as I saw Ben Boyst do, to a function, to a movie premiere last night.

They were themes on the occasion. Now, I do have Toy Story Crocs, but they're for outside stuff. And I was like, oh, they may be, I don't know what I've stood in them around them, I've got Buddy and was Woody, Woody one. Sorry, Buzz and Woody ones.

So I was like, I won't wear those. But then I've got another one that's got full of Disney one, little crock. Gibbitts. I was like, it's themed for a Disney Pixar thing. It's Disney Pixar. Jibbitts don't make Crocs okay. That was the only time. I wouldn't wear it to the movies around that,

but I was like, this is themed. And I got a Pixar T-shirt on with all my favorite characters. He came, the little fella came dressed as a Disney fair. It's got a buzz light here on there. It's got too infinity and beyond gibbet on there. It's got all sorts. Mickey. It's all there.

If there was anywhere he could wear. could wear as Disney crox. Surely in a Toy Story 5 for him. I'm just delivering. I'm not working at the devil wears Prater, am I? But, yeah. No, he wears devil's wear Prada crocks to that. You're also not, like, dressing for the female gays.

You know, you're married. You've given up. I'm true, yeah. I was steaming it. I was thinking it. Like I'd wear my Warriors' top tour game was I get to wear my Pixar stuff. I like the way you dress better.

Yeah, you sit with me. I don't care what mega thinks, to be honest. I'm just reading the survey. Or that survey. Yeah. But I get it, Nick, you know, and it would be like probably, it's one of those things. I think I wore Crocs once to work and I'm saying, no, and it's not really a workplace thing.

So I get there. I can tell you lost confidence halfway through the day in those crocs too. And I was like, there's a time and a place for this. And this is not it. My current husband has Lego Crocs, which are even like bigger and clunkier. But they match with our son. And he's like, they're matching. I'm like, it doesn't make it.

It doesn't make it better. Father son combo. It doesn't make it better. How many crocs do you think you got there, mate, Big Phyllum? Oh, I'm only five pence, no way. Lie? To be honest, we've gone through the big, you know. But you can, the good thing is you can put lots of gibbets on them

and you can dress them up for the occasions. What were those hideous ones he brought in for me to wear? Yeah, they were Toy Story ones too. They light up, yeah. Dress them up, dress them down. He's got more crocs than he has bottles of cologne. We were talking about that earlier. I do, actually.

I do, all you.