Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Burner Phone 101: The $1 Million Dollar Scenario...

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

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The Hits with Jono and Ben's Burnaphone. Look, the non-obvious answer is sexiness. Sexiness, yeah. Shall I call my wife and see how sexy this is? If you want to. Yeah, okay, of course. She's going to love this. Loves nothing more than being chucked into a live Jono and Ben recording. Hello? Hi. Oh, dear.

Here's your answer. That's all you needed. Oh, dear. Here's your answer. That's all you needed. That's all. We're just wondering, is the huskiness sexy or sicky? Well, it was the weird extra, whatever that was. Hi. I just said hi. It was just a hi.

It was too much. It was too much. Hi. Yeah. So do you want me to keep the husk? Is it dangerous? It sounds like you need to go. It does, doesn Too much. Yeah. So do you want me to keep the husk? Is it dangerous? It sounds like you need to go. It does, doesn't it?

Yeah. Yeah, one of those ones. So what category are we putting this in? Sick or sexy? Definitely sick. Sick. Yeah, okay. Just wanted clarification there.

All right, thank you. Okay, Dan. Bye. There you go. You got the results. That's how the polls should happen for the election. How have you been, Ben? Been well? All right, all right, all right. That's how the polls should happen for the election. How have you been, Ben? Been well?

All right, all right, all right. 101 episodes of the Burner Phone today, the Burner Phone podcast. We're actually going into a meeting about the Burner Phone podcast very shortly. Yes, we might not get to 102. Might be 101 and done. Yeah, just a review, look at some analytics, see how it's tracking. But we enjoy doing it, as you mentioned yesterday, and we enjoy getting your messages.

If you wish to leave us one, you can do so by texting BERNA to 4487. I got a bit of a scenario for you here. You've got to choose one of the doors, the blue door or the red door. For the blue door, you can go back in time and fix every mistake you've ever made, and the red door, 10 mil cash in hand, there and then, no tax, no dramas. Yeah, let me know.

Keep up all the good work. Love the podcast. Love the show. Love that social media content as well. Oh, what a positive message. That's lovely. Yeah,

almost, you'd see, very close to the epicenter of the show. Oh, really? Yeah. I wouldn't say it sounded anything like producer Joel.

So, okay, so the question was He's always wanted us to do this on air So now he's trying to weasel it in It's a good dilemma There's two doors behind one door I've forgotten what it was

Joel just come on in Joel's next door Was it you? I think it was him Producer Joel can you confirm that was you? What do you mean? Now Sorry

You need to clear your throat as well Just go There you go There you go Sorry to clarify There's two doors Two doors, yeah You have to go through

Either the red door Or the blue door If you go through The red door You can go back And fix all the mistakes You've ever made In your life

Right Or if you go through The blue door Inst instantly, on the spot, $10 million cash, no tax. Oh, $10 million. I'm taking the $10 million because you can use money to pay people off and fix your mistakes. And you'll still have $10 million. Invest that money, get richer, fix your mistakes. You can even pay hit men. Okay, so you're taking the money straight off.

Did you have, why would you need to pay hit men? What mistakes have you made? It's your personal life. Yeah. It's not like some cool life this is your life yeah oh that's what you want to do so some lame like you could create any mistakes i guess you know 10 mil you got 10 million 10 million 10 million dollars i tell you what i do i would take the red door i would go back and change every mistake i ever made yeah and then my final mistake would be like i've gone through the wrong door i'm going to go out and go through the blue door you can only go through one of those things he's just found a whole because that's my fight i was like oh geez i really like after

clearing all my mistakes i made one big mistake you know what my biggest mistake is not going through that other door you know i'm 10 million dollars you can't do it in the fine print on the facebook because you can't go back and do the other one. Who says? Literally, you said any mistake in his life. Yeah. And that was my biggest mistake. But I've just cleared my other mistakes first.

No, I think it was up until that point. Oh, okay. So now we're just swindling you for $20 million. And I've cleared all my mistakes as well. That's a great day for me. He's guilt free. Oh, yeah. A few ones ones people were saying

You could go back And change like the Your mistakes of Putting the wrong lotto numbers in Oh yeah And winning lotto But then But then would you have known

I guess you will know now Okay yeah I get it It would ruin someone else's life You can go back to a $100 million draw Yeah And even get more money than 10 mil That's a good proposition What did you choose?

Oh it's probably None are going to happen so neither. No, I'd go $10 million cash. Definitely $10 million cash because that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.

They say money doesn't make you happy but $10 million is by at least half a house in central Auckland. $10 million, wasn't it? That was a good one, Joel.

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