Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Burner Phone 108: Orgys..

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

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The Hits with Jono and Ben's Burner Phone You've got them and what you've talked about and what you've done, but they're all there. Producer Taylor's just seen a story online about what a bride let her husband do. Does this pre-wedding or after the wedding? This is the night of the wedding. Oh, this is the wedding night? The wedding night. So you know how it meant to, you know, the groom and wife, bride, whatever they're called. Consummate?

Yeah, consummate their marriage and it's special and crap like that. And crap like that? Geez, you're a romantic, aren't marriage and it's special and crap like that. And crap like that? Jeez, you're a romantic, aren't you? Was yours special and crap like that? We got McDonald's, so it was special. That is a great way to end the night. Yeah, it was. I ended up watching the Bledsoe Cup Rugby, Australia and New Zealand.

No, you didn't. Well, yeah, because it was on that night and Amanda's like, you're not going to watch it. I'm like, no, it's a wedding night. I don't have to. So the rest of the party went to watch it somewhere at the hotel that we were at. They went off and I was like, fine, cool.

And then she went out a big day. She had a big day. She fell asleep, me and my wife. I was like, well, I'm sitting in a room by myself. I'm going to watch the rugby. The more I find out. Did you go and watch the rugby? No, I was just in the room.

I was in the room by myself. But yeah. Yeah. The more I find out about you and your relationship, it's a miracle you two are still together. Yeah, but that one wasn't on me. That one wasn't on me. She'll hate me telling that story.

But hey, that one wasn't on me. I was like, hey, I'm here. And I'm like, well, I'm going to go watch the rugby. It's on. The rugby's on. I'm not leaving the room. No, I did bring it. I think it was a good game.

It was actually All Blacks won. Was that back when Oz was actually competing? Yes, it was. It was one of those games we were excited about the All Blacks playing Australia. Now we're like, you know. Now, well, this doesn't involve McDonald's and or rugby. No. So a bit of an interesting one.

So the bride said to her groom, how about we invite one of my bridesmaids back to the room with us tonight and give it a red hot go? So that's what they did. With the bridesmaid. With the bridesmaid. Her best friend. So who initiated this? The bride. She said what? We said

why don't we invite so and so, the bridesmaid back tonight with us and see how things kick off and they did indeed kick off. And then I'm like well why do they then have to go to thedailymail.co.uk Yeah true that's a good point. You know who will love this? Well they will. They will. And we are. And they did.

I'm always like Why are these people Openly giving interviews So yeah Sure if you want to do it That's fine You're right You're right actually You don't have to put yourself

Through the Look now we're sitting here Analyzing the whole thing Well they said So their names are Katie and Dan They're a UK couple She said

She's one of my best friends So it was very comfortable We've always wanted to Try things like this To do it on such a special day Just makes it so much more memorable and look we're all involved mcdonald's all blacks in a threesome i mean he's not he's not gonna no one's gonna forget that night now so she's not forget what i need at night it's on the internet forever too so yeah always what like what happens around the rules with that? Like, does your current partner, like, if you're giving more, you know,

screen time to the third partner, is your other partner going, is your actual partner going, mate, this needs to be a 50-50 split? Oh, I think it could be 33-33-33, you know? Like, it's true. Saying it's someone's, you know, it's not like the sam kane sitting there on you know yellow carded or anything yeah so do you need to give equal just you know equal field time that's the only way and i think you have to like set ground rules before you do that i feel like what would be your rules oh don't do it in the first place okay yeah i couldn't i'm way too insecure yeah wait even if

i just saw marcello's eyes looking at one of my friends in general I'd go you fucking right mate he talks to them with his eyes looking at the ground hello yeah good day why is he staring

at my throat when he talks to me we're not allowed to look in the eyes yeah it would be interesting and then afterwards too we always have

that conversation being after a big you know an orgy situation imagine if you're the first one I always have this conversation are after a big you know an orgy situation imagine if you're the first one out of an orgy like what do you do there if you're like oh everyone else do you sit on the sidelines just going it's a refreshment situation, isn't it? It's like, guys, I'll just, you know, like in a whip down.

Yeah, I'll go get some snacks. Yeah, yeah. Powerades. I've seen this play out in that show Sex Life. Have you guys watched that? No, no, it's been really good. It's an incredible show. And season two, wow.

Because they're trying to spice up their marriage, they go to an orgy situation at this club with other swingers and it does the the neighbor ends up doing something on her husband in front of her and it all kicks off so that's why you need to be so open to it in the first place and and be prepared to see things you might not like yeah yeah and oh so do they have the situation Where this gentleman bowed out early No the wife Oh she was like I'm out Because she saw her husband Engaging with the neighbour And she was like actually I'm not comfortable with this

Even though they went into there thinking it was all good She screamed out the safe word And the neighbour didn't stop on her husband And game over mate Well the husband was like No no no Now you've got the safe say just say it really slowly hey what's that

custard custard you're like no i can't eat it oh geez so this is definitely not safe for radio this one we've done one of these we've done a podcast that other people do haven't we yeah? It's been saucy. Thanks for lowering the tone, Producer Dale. We'll get you on once. Let's turn it into a sex podcast. We keep our weekly orgy chat off. We don't even talk about that. Jesus, you're never coming back on either, mate.

This is Burnerphone Uncut, mate. This has meant to be a safe space. I'm sorry, we really went places that you probably didn't need to hear. Well, there's the Burnerphone. Maybe you want to leave us a message to up the tone of this, and if you would like to do so. If you want to join the burner phone podcast, text BURNERPHONE to 4487 and we'll send you our digits.

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