Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Burner Phone 30: Tarshie

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

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The Hits, with Jono and Ben's Burnaphone. G'day there, it's Jono. And over there, Ben, kia ora, how are you? I'm doing alright. Oh, sorry, I've done this again, you're eating. Took a big bite of Mewsie Bar because... That's alright, that's okay. Sorry, I just started recording and you were eating.

What's your favourite Mewsie Bar there, Ben? I'm actually really enjoying these ones that Producer Behemoth's got me onto. What are those ones? They're Primal Bars, but they're really good, but they're very pricey. Jeez, I just had a second mortgage just to buy a packet of them. Primal Bars. But they're really good. Sounds like something Joe Rogan would eat.

Yeah, they're really good. Was it just made from carcasses of animals? No, no, it's got full of nuts, seeds, and dry fruit on there. So, yeah, meant to be healthier, but you never know. I always assume a muesli bar is healthy, but you look at the sugar content, don't you? And you thought you were doing your body well eating a muesli. It sounds like it's a healthy product. It does. Muesli in a bar form.

You're like, this is great. And there are some healthy ones and there are some ones that aren't, you know. But you're right. You're like, no, muesli sounds healthy. Yeah. There's a lot of, I don't understand all the numbers on the back of the packets either. You know, the big grids. No.

I'm sure it's probably not hard to get your head around if you just do a mild bit of research, but I always just go off, A, the sound of something. Oh, yeah. That sounds, hamburgers. They sound healthy. Yeah. It's basically just a sandwich. That's the way I like to approach hamburgers.

You're like, this is just a sandwich. It's got a bit of lettuce, a bit of meat. Yeah, it always is a sandwich, isn't it? Yeah. I guess it's probably what you put, what the meat, yeah. It doesn't have to be an unhealthy thing, a hamburger. It's got bad brand damage. No, you're right. I treat them, it's just a deep fried sandwich. Yeah. But then you don't have to be an unhealthy thing, a hamburger. It's got bad brand damage. No, you're right.

I treat them, it's just a deep fried sandwich. Yeah, but then you don't have to deep fry it. You can grill a chicken patty or a fish, you know, you can do all sorts. Hey, you're right. Someone along the line has besmirched the good name. French fries. They're from France. Yeah, that sounds classy.

Have you ever met an ugly person from France? An ugly, unhealthy person? No. They're French, they that sounds classy Have you ever met An ugly person from France Well yeah An ugly unhealthy person No French They're doing it well This is the Burner phone Sorry we're not here To talk about unhealthy foods

This isn't a diet podcast Ben Boyce No it's not We bought a Burner phone You can call it And you can leave a voice message And if you'd like to know the number Just text BURNER to 4487

We'll bounce that number back to you And here is today's message. You have four new voice messages. First new voice message. Hello there. My name is Natasha Spencer. I am calling about, well, hopefully get my rent paid for a year. Please call me back.

I would love to chat to you guys on 355-1105. That's my work phone. Talk to you guys soon. Bye. Next new voice message. It's me again, Tashi. Just, you know, trying to get all the calls in. Hope you can hear my voice.

Catch you guys later. I love Tashi. You know, you call me. We can, Tashi. At the Right Cut Hair and Beauty Retreat. Thank you. Next new voice message. Please tell me.

Please, Tashi. Hello again tell me. Please, Tashi. Hello again. It's me, Tashi. Calling from the right cart. You know where to find me. Call me. I would love to be rent-free for a year. Please.

Is there one more? I think there's one more. It would be great if it's here. Hello again. It's me again, Tashi. You know what? I am like a desperate girlfriend or something. You know, look at me go, again. It's me again, Tashi. You know what? I am like a desperate girlfriend or something. You know, look at me go.

Okay. So, yeah, I'd really love that. Mortgage free? No, it'll be rent free. But call me on the right cut here in Beauty Retreat. Bye. It would be rude not to call Tashi, wouldn't it, Ben? It would.

We're dialing through now to the right cut. Here in Beauty Retreat. We are doing competition where you can win your rental mortgage paid for a year Oh hello Natasha It's Jono Natasha It's Jono again

Hi how are ya We got your messages Oh my a million messages You spammed us baby You're on the burner phone right now. We cleared all four messages, and we loved every one. In fact, more and more. What's going on, Tash?

Well, what's going on? Life is hard, guys. You know, things are so expensive at the moment. But no, other than that, life is pretty good. You've just got to keep on going, right? Now, I couldn't tell why you were ringing. What were you ringing for? I couldn't quite figure that out.

Well, I was ringing for the free, hopefully free rent payments for a year. That was what I was ringing for. Yeah, rental mortgage paid for an entire year is the big live free competition. We're running at the hits right now, thanks to One Roof Property. And I think, can we put her in the drawer? Usually we have to do this on the radio. Yeah. Producer in there, B Humps, he's nodding away.

We can put you in the drawer this once. All right. So lovely. Thanks guys. That's all right. Well, good luck. What's roughly, how much is your rent a week? I'm actually really lucky. My rent's 270 a week. Oh, well, good luck. Roughly, how much is your rent a week? I'm actually really lucky.

My rent's $270 a week. Oh, that's good. But I've been in my rental for 12 years. Yeah, but I mean, you get to save that $270, don't you? I know. How amazing would that be? Okay, Tash. It's so nice to hear you guys.

Oh, nice to talk to you. It's amazing in real life. Well, on the phone. Now, Tashi, tell us five interesting facts about you. Oh, five, okay. Five facts about me. Oh, on the phone. Now Tashi, tell us five interesting facts about you. Five? Okay. Five? Okay. I am a single mother. I am a hairdresser and I'm extremely passionate.

I have lived in the Manawatu for a very very long time. How many years are we talking? We're talking 15 years. Okay, nice. Three interesting facts. So there's three interesting facts One more Oh, what else?

What else? I love being a hairdresser If anybody needs a hairdresser Come to me, Tashi At the right cup Kind of covered off the hair thing And Jono's No hairdresser, Jono

No, no, two more Don't get me with hair Oh, another fact I don't drive Oh, that is a You don't drive You've never had your licence? I have never had my licence Oh, another fact. I don't drive. Oh, that is a... You don't drive? You've never had your licence?

I have never had my licence. I take the scooter and I take my child on the scooter too. That's an interesting fact. So you don't drive a car as such, but you'll ride around on a scooter? Yeah. I don't have a licence and I'm 31, so I thought that's a cool fact. Why have you let this get away on you? Well, you know what? Palmerston North is a very easy place to live in.

And again, costs. Yeah. Cheaper to fill up a scooter. Yes, and you know what? We live in a society where everybody feels like you should have a car, you should have this, you should have that. And you know what? You can survive without it.

Oh, good on you. You're a goodie. You've got a great attitude. Oh, Tasha, it's been really nice to clear your messages and talk to you, and we'll put you on the draw. Hopefully you can live free, get one of those five keys, and unlock your rent and mortgage for 12 months. Oh, thank you guys so much.

Quickly before we go, what are they saying about Ben Boyce in Palmerston North? He's been a big backer of the region. Pardon? What are they saying about Ben Boyce in Palmerston North? He's been a big backer of the region this year. Oh, a big supporter. Yes! A lot of people saying great stuff about me, I'm sure.

Absolutely. You guys are amazing. I love hearing you guys on The Voice. We listen to you guys every day at the right cut, so it was cool. It's nice to finally talk to you guys, I guess. Oh, lovely to meet you too, Tashi. You go and have a great day.

You're in that draw for the Live Free, all right? Oh, thank you, guys. go and have a great day. You're in that drawer for the live free, all right? Oh, thank you, guys. You guys have a great day. You too, mate. Okay, bye. If you want to join the Burner Phone podcast, text BURNERPHONE to 4487 and we'll send you our digits. You could be on tomorrow's episode.