Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Burner Phone 75: Undie Chat

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

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The Hits with Jono and Ben's Burnaphone things were just essentially gridlocked. But a huge blockage, just massive sold out stadium. That's the one thing. Go Media Stadium is awesome. Such an amazing vibe. But it is hard to get out of there when everyone's trying to leave. So we ended up walking kilometres and you hopped into an Uber

and I was like, oh, I may as well keep walking. Because it felt like not far enough for an Uber, but a little too far for a walk. Halfway through I was like, what am I doing? What am I doing wandering the streets at night? But it was actually refreshing, alone with your thoughts as you're walking away.

But we're just wondering about the longest walks. Because that day, I looked at my phone, clocked up probably over 10 kilometers. That's good effort for walking around. Has someone ever walked the length of New Zealand? Yeah, just have a look At it now Yeah there's a few people That have kind of done it Taken them a while

Yeah One guy did it Recently Which we're going to try And get on On the radio show tomorrow He did it for arthritis So raising awareness

Started Running And then arthritis Got the better of him And then decided to walk I mean it's just a long way I mean walking or running You know

Oh he did it with arthritis Yeah yeah so to raise awareness for um arthritis and raise money for another guy here walked the length of the north island picking up rubbish what yeah so for not not raising awareness for anything just raising awareness for rubbish there's a lot of rubbish us pricks keep dumping rubbish on the side of the road yeah wow that's impressive just speaking of charity i I walked into a supermarket yesterday. You know, it was those ones where you just can't avoid the person. They are at the door. Oh, yeah.

And it was a small door as well. And it was a good play. He's just like, mate, I've got $120 more that I need to pull in to like a knockoff. I've been here since nine this morning. It was less about the charity but more about it felt like he was the charity

of like can I just go home yeah you're like alright 100 did you pay the whole 120 dollars no no I slid him a 20

he's like thank you so much yeah but yeah sometimes you see him there nine hours later you're like mate you said you were late

he's like yeah I said that yeah well played well played hey the Burner phone You know what happened You leave us a voicemail And here is today's one

What up homie Hey give me a call back As soon as you get this man Oh he was from the other day Wasn't he Yeah we played that one Yeah he was funny We never got back to him

He was like Little something something Hey Jono Hey Ben Good morning Anyways My question to you two Boxers or briefs

And what colour are you guys wearing today That's my question Call me Bye Do we call back with the answer Or we put on the burner phone And then we can hopefully They'll tune in

Great question Boxers or briefs Well You do go through various stages with underwear styles don't you I felt like as a

hormonal teenager I really embraced the satin sort of Davenport Looney Tunes boxer shorts

yeah but you've got to be like there was a phase during high school where we would all you know wear them as well and then there was

people would go oh we'll wear them as just kind of shorts type thing but then if you didn't wear underwear underneath they're very yeah

a large amount of airflow yeah sort of pop out and stuff I felt like they slid up your pants too much and they kind of ended tucked up into your crack

didn't they the silk boxer shorts very silky yeah I kind of just went oh maybe I'll wear them to bed in summertime or something. Yeah, not out and about under any particular clothing. What are you? Are your boxers briefs?

I've never really been briefs person. I'm really, oh, these things we got for a while, promotional ones, but jeez, they're good. They're kind of almost like long. Halfway down your thigh. Yeah, and jeez, they're comfortable.

They look tight. A lot of them look tight. They're almost like tight. Specs. Yeah, they're almost like tight Specs Yeah They're almost like It's like a A longer box

A tighter box is short But not Not in a briefs thing And jeez I love those They're the ones I'd go for In the rotate Like nine times out of ten Nice and smooth material too

So they don't get trapped On the inside of your pants Because sometimes The longer underpants Tend to ride up don't they Yeah But you know I'm just kind of

Briefs But sometimes See we're briefs briefs briefs yeah i don't think i own a pair of briefs a briefs the ones like superman underpants like or briefs that you know you wouldn't have the they're not boxer shorts they're kind of like the traditional one they're like your speedo type yeah no i've got a couple of pairs of those but then i geez when i look at myself in the mirror and those i'm like there's too much white there's a lot of thigh and a lot of too much thigh you really have to be if you're wandering around and shout out to everyone who confidently wanders around in speedos like there's a lot of there's 97 skin you're showing yeah you're right there's all of you i'm never comfortable we've done it many times over the years for tv radio stuff it's like i'll get into speedo i'm just

no i'm not too much it's not my happy place in speedos a lot of g strings i'm noticing on the beach too is really a prolific amount of g strings uh you're noticing those are here how often you're going down there noticing those on the beach when you're on the beach there's anyone else on the beach i I'm always just keeping your eyes down. You never want to be, I mean. Obviously, you're nursing a lot of stuff. I'm not, but it's hard to avoid them. I've done pretty well avoiding them so far.

Enormous amount of G-strings. For me, too, I don't know if I could pull a G-string off. You? No, no, no, definitely not. Europeans do. They do all sorts of stuff with G-strings, don't know if I could pull a G-string off. You? No. No, no, no, no. Definitely not. Europeans do. They do all sorts of stuff with G-strings, don't they? Yeah. Like a guy in Europe would confidently wander down the Mediterranean in a thong.

We did it in the Gold Coast. There was the Undies, Undies, Togs ad, which was an iconic ad in New Zealand for many years. It was like, how far from the beach do you have to walk before they become undies? And we wore Speedos. From the beach, just walked into town in the Gold Coast and just kept walking. But it does, there is a point that you kind of do go, uh-oh. I'm in the middle of Surfers Paradise here.

Now, what started Speedos was comfortable at the beach. Now, that's why it was a good ad because you get to that point, you're like, well, these definitely feel like undies now. Yeah. And we'd come over from a New Zealand winter too. Yeah.

She was. Okay. I'm just looking at the most popular types of underpants. Internationally speaking, boxers are the most popular. Boxers, briefs, G-strings do come in. Into the top five category there as well. Just the whole theory behind the G-string is an interesting one too, isn't it?

Oh, you seem to know a lot about it, so you can't go... Jesus. You've been noticing a lot of it. There's just something always in there. Yeah. You know? You couldn't...

You'd always feel like, well, there's something there the whole time. Yeah, I guess you'd get used to it. Yeah, you must have. Yeah, you'd always feel like there was something there the whole time yeah I guess you'd get used to it yeah you must have yeah you'd get used to it you know and obviously

you're doing it because you don't want visible lines on you know through your thing you know oh yeah I see I see

would you like okay so tomorrow let's both just try 24 hours in a g-string well I don't know I don't own one I can borrow

probably one of my wives but I'd love that okay both you and me me will borrow G-strings from our wives and see how they go I don't think I feel like there'd be male ones designed better for just

Not that I've got much physicality there but I know what you're saying They'd probably be just If I walked out of here just wearing a G-string with one of those on they'd probably be just if i walked out of here just wearing the g-string with one of those on they'll be all you know like like a toasted sandwich where the cheese is sort of just like spread out from the thing you're like oh geez that's just you know like that's like the things just outside the bread you know like that would feel like it would be yeah yeah yeah there is squeezing edges of things. Yeah.

Yeah. Because, geez, we've come a long way from the bloomer. Oh, yeah, the bloomer. The OG underpants. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. The baggy bloomer back in the day, which, you know, that was a negligee. Geez, we've really dialed back on the use of material, haven't we?

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. We have. I wonder if anyone still wears bloomers. Well, petticoats was my comforter. I used to take a petticoat to bed when I was little. I think I had one of my mum's, one of my nana's. And so, yeah, it was, yeah.

Whose did you prefer? I'd like to be honest. What was it about the petticoat? I just like the feel of the material, apparently. Just, yeah. The rubbing of the, yeah, yeah. Just rubbing of the thing. Very handsy.

That hobby definitely gets weirder the older you get. Oh, it's probably got weird as a child, too, to be honest. Yeah. Well, there we go. That's some loose banter bouncing around the world of underpants. And that was the Burner Phone today. If you wish to leave us a message. If you want to join the Burner Phone podcast,

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