Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Burner Phone 8: Friday

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

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The Hits with Jono and Ben's Burner Phone Oh jeez, a fumbly start to the Burner Phone You usually start the Burner Phone, I don't know what I was doing I was staying in your lane prior, out of my jurisdiction No, this is the Burner Phone where we've purchased a phone and you can leave us a message at any stage and we clear it once a day Do you know someone's calling through live to the Burner Phone right now? Are they?

Shall we just answer it raw? Hello? The burner phone. Hi. Yeah, can you hear me? Oh, yes. Who's this? Connor. It's Jono and Ben from the hits, the burner phone.

Not where we let it go through the message, but we're just recording a burner phone right now, and we're like, hey, someone's calling. Yeah. I've got affirmation for 2023. Oh, okay. Yeah. What's that?

Release the shame. Embrace the cringe. I'm unhinged, but I am free. This is kind of your mantra for 2023, is it? Yeah. Okay. Good on you. What is the most cringey thing you do?

I like the furry community, and I have my OC. Oh, your furry community. Now, what is the furry community? I've heard about it, but I haven't delved too much into it. It's a person who cosplays as an anthropomorphic animal, someone who's an animal but has human characteristics. I've got a lot of costumes in my garage. I love wearing them. You'd be a good furry.

But I haven't taken that extra step into that thing. But I do enjoy the costumes. I've spent many years in mascot costumes and stuff. Is that the sort of thing? Have you got a character that you normally are? I role play because the costumes are too expensive and I haven't got the money and energy to sit down and make one. ADHD brain.

I have a character who's hypno, who's half fox, half fire phoenix. Half a fox, half a fire phoenix. I would like to go half a... Could I go half a giraffe? Half a bald eagle.

Yeah. Sorry, I was just trying to... This is? Yeah. No, it's actually good. Sorry, I was just trying to look at you. This is my character. Sorry, I was making a character for you. Half a giraffe, half a dragon. Yeah, you could. That's cool.

A dragon. Because I'm always breathing out of my nostrils going, and it annoys Ben, and it's like a dragon. Yeah. The dragon's one of the cooler animals. Where would you go? Half what, half what, Ben? Well, I do like, every time I go to the zoo, I kind of go a meerkat.

It's very similar to what I am like in person. Always kind of looking around a little bit. Seems a bit anxious. Jumpy. Jumpy. So I'd probably go half meerkat. And what else would I add to it? What would I add to a meerkat?

You could do a cheetah if you're fast-paced. Oh, fast-paced. Yes, I like that. Yeah, all right, cheetah. Thank you. This has been really interesting. Yeah. Hey, nice.

What's the, what's the, what's the, so you embrace the cringe? Embrace the cringe, release the shame. I'm unhinged, but I am free. That's a good saying. Oh, we do a lot of cringey stuff. We've done a lot of cringy comedy over the years. But that's okay by the sound of it. Yeah.

Yeah. I would, yeah. Jono, you were saying your son in particular now is at an age where everything you say is cringy. Oh, yeah. I try and get the lingo down because a lot of the kids are saying, oh, I've got the riz. Oh, he's got riz. She's got riz she's got riz charisma oh yeah yeah yeah and i keep saying to him hey bro i got the riz man can you see all my riz dripping off me i can see why oscar's going oh what's dad saying

sometimes i just walk into a room i like can you smell the riz the riz of devoz he's calling himself wasn't he yeah have you got the riz uhiz? Yeah, I got the riz with boys and girls. Oh, good on you. All right. You're diverse with your riz. Yeah, bisexual. I've got riz with zero people. Yeah, to be honest, I haven't.

But it sounds like some of us should get vaccinated for the riz, doesn't it? It does. As a bisexual person, do you favour one over the other? I have preferences. If it's a male, I want someone to be feminine. I like to be feminine. Yeah. And if it's a woman, I want them to be, you know, independent and okay with their own business.

Wow. And now, so would you connect with people, so for example, if you decide that you're going to spend some time with a female is she bisexual I don't know like if it was conversation

I'd be like oh do you have a preference or what's your sexuality awkward conversation starter but hey I'm awkward

well good on you for doing that front footing that conversation starter it gets to the point too doesn't it

I'm autistic and ADHD, so I'm blunt. And it's 2023 as well. These conversations have got to be had, and they shouldn't be awkward conversations, really. It's good on you too, keeping your options open as well. Because I've got limited options. Especially because you're married too, that really cuts down your options, doesn't it?

You know how before I was going Check out all my riz My riz is dripping off me I've got no riz You have a wife I have a wife Yeah I riz'd her a few years ago I don't know what that means It sounded weird

I riz'd her And we got two children out of it Lovely talking Ted Do you mind Are you okay to be part of Our Birdaphone podcast? Sure All this conversation we've had It's been great We've loved it Yeah sweet lovely talking to you do you mind are you okay to be part of our Burner Phone podcast sure all this conversation

we've had it's been great we've loved it yeah sweet awesome well nice talking to you nice talking to you bye

there we go the Burner Phone live oh no in the moment we didn't even get to clear a voicemail we'll do another one on Monday

alright I'm off for the weekend go and spread my riz around town your riz you've got some riz no I don weekend. Go and spread my riz around town. Your riz. Yeah, your riz. You've got some riz. No, I don't have.

I don't have riz. No. No, I don't. You know, like, I feel like people might think you have riz, but I don't. You're actually very quiet. You know, but you do for this job. You know, you have your times. You put on the riz.

You can't be like that all the time. Otherwise, you'd just be like, who is this? Like, I don't really want to walk in somewhere And be All the time Be that person You know Because some people are like

Who's this guy You know You want to kind of come in and go Hey actually You don't want to overdose people on riz Riz You want to you know Riz

You bring your riz out When it's time to bring the riz out You know My son I've got to play this to him He'll just die The amount of times I've seen riz Yeah And bringing the riz and dripping in Riz.

You're so aesthetic as well, too. That was the one my daughter used the other day. Good looking? Aesthetic, you know? And I'm just like, yeah, I am. And then you go away, quickly Google. What does that mean? What does aesthetic mean?

I think it's just kind of, it was okay. Like, it was fine. It wasn't an insult or anything like that. So it was good. It was like something aesthetically pleasing sort of thing. It's kind of in that ballpark of like, you're aesthetically pleasing. It was like kind of what I was doing was that it was,

it was, it was good. It was fine. Yeah. But I didn't know. You know, I still don't think, you know,

like you haven't explained it to me. You just said it was fine. I quickly Googled it and I was like, insult. No, it doesn't seem to me an insult. So that's good with me. That was the Burner Phone.

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